CuckstableCorbin

<p>you killed captain clown</p><p> </p><p> </p><div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="113" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/1kPBO_E0TdQ?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="You killed Captain Clown!"></iframe></div></div>

<p>Let it be known that none of this ever had to happen if Zayn just listened to Baron Corbin.</p><p> </p><p> Just in case you guys didn't figure out who the real OG was around here yet.</p>

<p>Why the hell not.</p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46275" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><strong>Immunity Championship Mini-Tournament Semifinal:</strong> Tomohiro Ishii vs. Kevin Owens<p> </p><p> Given Kevin's motivations and Ishii's orders this is probably turning into a shoot. A shoot I want to say I see Ishii winning, but... I'm giving this one to <strong>Owens, actually.</strong></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Immunity Championship Mini-Tournament Semifinal:</strong> Sami Zayn vs. Tyler Bate</p><p> </p><p> Hah, you almost caught me. Normally Sami would be willing to play by the rules and put Bate over. If he sees Kevin do something dirty to go over, he might have a very different perspective on this issue, and decide he needs to deal with the situation himself. Good of a reason to set up Owens vs <strong>Zayn</strong> as any, isn't it?</p><p> </p><p> Braun Strowman vs. John Hennigan</p><p> </p><p> Whatever Damien De- I mean, Malell just did to Braun, it'll see to it nothing like what happened last show happens again, or at least, it won't be happening for quite some time. <strong>Strowman.</strong> And you know what? I bet it's the last we see of <em>Johnny Hennigan Morrison Mundo Nitro Impact Blaze.</em> Perfect way to send a message, right?</p><p> </p><p> Fabian Aichner vs. Charlotte Flair</p><p> </p><p> Nice guys finish last, <strong>Aichner.</strong> Stop being one.</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Steel Cage Match:</strong> Tetsuya Naito vs. Alberto El Patron</p><p> </p><p> I can't help but notice the exact wording given here: EQUIVALENT to a cage match. Not a cage match, per se. The equivalent of one. The laws of karma dictate that what differences this has from your average cage match is something <strong>Naito</strong> can use to go over here. Don't ask me what the catch could possibly be here, but I expect at least one surprising take on this stipulation.</p><p> </p><p> Seth Rollins vs. Kota Ibushi</p><p> </p><p> Iunno. I'll just bet on <strong>Rollins</strong> for saving the rumble and note that he won't be needing to act on his self defense clauses yet.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <strong>Hardcore Match:</strong> Sami Callihan vs. Tommy Dreamer</p><p> </p><p> You know what? I'm betting on a swerve here. You'd expect Callihan to be the most dangerous person in the "promotion", as it were. But due to how pissed off Tommy keeps getting, I expect <strong>Dreamer</strong> to not only beat the odds-on favorite here, I expect <em>Callihan</em> to be eliminated out of sheer hatred for the man. I DID say I don't expect Callihan to actually kill anyone, after all. It's too obvious.</p><p> </p><p> Beer Money Inc. vs. The Briscoe Brothers</p><p> </p><p> It's a Roode tag match I can get behind for a change, but I'm still betting on <strong>Briscoes.</strong></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Immunity Championship Mini-Tournament Final:</strong> Tomohiro Ishii/Kevin Owens vs. Sami Zayn/Tyler Bate</p><p> </p><p> I initially had Zayn down to win the final, but I now expect things to take a turn for the darker and for <strong>Owens</strong> to murder his BFF <em>Zayn</em> in cold blood and take the title for himself.</p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Also, I can't believe you didn't book Constable Corbin on this show.</p><p> </p><p> You better rectify this in IFL: Mortal Kombat.</p>

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Hazzaz" data-cite="Hazzaz" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46275" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>And lookit Baron getting up so soon after that brutal powerbomb... what a tough guy.</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> damn right</p><p> </p><p> I like this commentator, he knows what's up around here.</p>

<p>>danganronpa</p><p> </p><p> wow way to give away that evil big dog alien here is john cena's evil twin brother</p>