Sorry to ressurrect this thread, I just thought of a few more I had to name...
- Completely un-original and obvious pet names. For example, naming a black and white cat "Oreo".
- Viral baby videos. I have nothing against babies, just absolutely cannot stand the viral videos of them.
- Lame drinking quotes, like "Don't drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill it." Wow, just typing that almost made me want to crush my keyboard.