<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Zeel1" data-cite="Zeel1" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="48991" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-size:14px;"><strong>FULL FORCE WRESTLING</strong></span></p><p>
<em>Bring the POWER back to the POWERFUL!</em></p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p>
Disgusted at how SMALL the wrestling business has become, with even USPW, a promotion once hailed as the LAND OF THE GIANTS, now having more workers SMALLER than Light Heavyweight than the other way around, THE FOOOORCE could take it no longer!</p><p> </p><p>
DESPERATE to right these wrongs, THE FORCE was left with no other option but to START ANEW! And thus began the EPIC TALE of the one and only FULL FORCE WRESTLING!!!!</p><p> </p><p>
Setup with a MONSTER BATTLE product to allow for UNLIMITED VISION, WORLD-SHAKING EVENTS and SHORT EASY MATCHES FOR A 45-YEAR-OLD BROKEN DOWN BODY, it is the ONLY company with a hiring rule decreeing LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT AS THE MINIMUM SIZE FOR TALENT SIGNINGS!! Smaller wrestlers are not allowed, EVEN AS JOBBEEERRS!!</p><p> </p><p>
THE FOOOOOOORCE may or may not have convinced some of the HEAVIER USPW wrestlers to go along with him on this JOURNEY!!!</p><p> </p><p>
FULL FORCE WRESTLING is a fully Integrated company even though there is only ONE WOMAN IN THE WORLD that it will allow itself to sign and she works EXCLUSIVELY IN JAPAAAAAN!!</p><p> </p><p>
And yes, FULL FORCE WRESTLING is in ALL-CAPS. AT ALL TIMES! <em>DO NOT SAY IT AS AN ACRONYM OR ELSE FEEL THE FOOOOORCE!!!</em></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p>
IT'S NOT SHOUTING, IT'S JUST FEELING THE FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORCE!!! BUY MY MERCHAAAAAAAANDISE!!!</p>