<p>Finally caught up on this new dynasty, and I'm ready to make some hawt predix!</p><p> </p><p>
World Heavyweight Championship: <strong>"Big Poppa Pump" Scott Steiner</strong> vs. Booker T {©} <em>Knowing your skill at writing promos, this would just be more interesting to me.</em></p><p> </p><p>
United States Heavyweight Championship: Mike Awesome vs. <strong>Rey Misterio Jr.</strong> {©} <em>Rey is Rey.</em></p><p> </p><p>
World Tag Team Championship: 3 Count vs. <strong>The Natural Born Thrillers {©}</strong> <em>But Goddammit I love my 3 Count.</em></p><p> </p><p>
Cruiserweight Championship: Billy Kidman vs. <strong>"Sugar" Shane Helms {©}</strong><em>Shane Helms is and should be the longest reigning Cruiserweight Champion of all time.</em></p><p> </p><p>
<strong>Sting </strong>vs. "Nature Boy" Ric Flair <em>Wooo are you. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo.</em></p><p> </p><p>
<strong>Rob Van Dam </strong>vs. Jeff Jarrett <em>RVD needs a rocket strapped to his back. He'll be a fantastic part of this dynasty.</em></p><p> </p><p>
Falls Count Anywhere: <strong>Diamond Dallas Page</strong> vs. Kanyon <em>I know that, in theory, DDP is too old in a lot of people's minds by this point, but dammit it's freakin' DDP. He carries this company on his back.</em></p><p> </p><p>
Ernest "The Cat" Miller vs. <strong>Lance Storm</strong> <em>I don't know why you would pick otherwise, if we can be serious for a minute.</em></p><p> </p><p>
<strong>CM Punk </strong>vs. ??? <em>I can't believe that you crushed Mil Muertes so easily. (This is my completely random guess for question mark man).</em></p><p> </p><p>
What will be match of the night? <em>I'd have to assume </em><em><strong>Sting/Flair</strong></em><em>. Even with time decline.</em></p><p> </p><p>
How many championships will change hands?<strong>One</strong>, <em>but it's the big one, so that balances out.</em></p><p> </p><p>
Who will answer CM Punk's open challenge? <em>My god, it's </em><em><strong>Gentleman James Duggan!</strong></em></p>