Company: BEER
Name: Carl Bismarck
Age: 41
Debut: September 2001
Gender: Male
Nationlity: USA
Size: Flabby Heavyweight
Style: Comedy/Hardcore
Role: Active Wrestler
Active Areas: USA
Finisher: BEER BASH (Grabs and opens two cans of beer and smashes them on either side of the opponent's head. Afterward he drinks both beers and pins the opponent. Cheesy and sleazy.)
Real-Life Appearance: Sandman mixed with Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Additional infos: Managed by Crazy Connie (see next entry)
Bio: Carl Bismarck is a beer-chuggin', woman-lovin' son of a gun who loves to fight and has no regard for his own body or anyone else's. Carl walks out to the ring with a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire he calls "Lucky", and a 24 pack of beer, which he tends to polish the off before he heads back through the curtain. BEER's top babyface, Bismarck tends to be the initiator of "Beer Bashes" with the small, drunken audience that piles in the cramped, strange warehouse.
Company: BEER
Name: Crazy Connie
Age: 37
Debut: September 2001
Gender: Female
Nationlity: USA
Size: Small
Style: Non-wrestler
Role: Manager
Active Areas: USA
Finisher: No finisher
Real-Life Appearance: So this character is loosely based on this video (
). It's also where I got the name Carl Bismarck. I figured since BEER is a crazy, drunk, underground company these characters would fit in well.
Additional infos: Manages Carl Bismarck
Bio: Crazy Connie manages Carl Bismarck, partakes in Beer Bashes, and spouts her random, crazy nonsense into the microphone. The pair of Carl and Connie is loved by the BEER regulars.