Funny personal stories.

[jagilki]

Just to bring back a sense of peace and camaraderie to the forums, how about we all post a funny story that really happened to us? I [i]may[/i] of posted this hear before, if so, I'm sorry for repeating myself. A few years ago, my house gets broke into. Most of my CD's get stolen, plus a box of syringes (I'm insulin dependent diabetic). Now, one of the kids that did it dropped a prescription note on my front step. The local cops said that wasn't enough proof of who did in, however this is a small town, the grapevine told me everybody involved. One of the kids gets arrested for another crime. A few days later, he escapes from jail. I hear this on the radio, and just a funny feeling, decide to drive past my house on my lunch break. I don't see anything out of order. A few hours later, the cops come to my work and tell me I left my front door open. I didn't. I go home, to a bashed in door. My Mom was in treatment for drugs at the time, so we had her room locked up... Her door was bashed in too. Turns out the kid broke into the house, used the phone to get a ride. When the cops found a open door they searched the house... Cops busted down my Moms door to search her room. A few hours go by. Some of the neighbors and I are standing around outside, bs-ing. *Screech* cop car pulls up. Cops go running into the woods behind the house. One grabs for his gun, but it flips out of his hand and goes flying. Everybody starts laughing... They had a report he was in the woods. The were wrong. About 9 pm that night, they find him hiding in the trunk of a cousins car at a gas station. Cousin claims to have no idea how he got in her trunk. Anyways, that not the funny part. A few weeks later, I'm at the local library (across the street from the jail) and get a phone call. It's the kid, he wants me to buy him some cigarettes and sneak them into jail... Talk about a big pair of balls.... At the time, I was pissed... No I laugh at it.... Next?

[makarok]

Not sure I can match that one, however... My funniest/most embarrasing moment was when listening to the aussie comic kevin 'bloody' wilson my younger sister had to explain to me what a six legged dog was. I didn't even get it when the song said the back half was black and the front white or when the back half changed colours !! In case non one knows the song, its double-decker dog, about a young kid seeing some dogs humping and not getting it at all (bit like me really!). Funny as hell, like most of his stuff.