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-February 19, 2007- [COLOR="Red"] [I]May the plaintiff take the stand?[/I][/COLOR] I swallowed heavily as I climbed into the witness booth of the court. I had gotten a lot of notoriety when I had enacted this high profile case against the Vincent Kennedy McMahon of the WWE. I was employed for a short time in December as a jobber, I actually only wrestled one match and that was against Dalip Singh Rana(The Great Khali). The match hadn't gone well, I'd received severe neck damage and multiple concussions because of his ineptitude in the ring. I pointed out these facts to the court, as well as the heavy medical fees I was forced to pay and bluntly stated that Vince owed me a duty of care because he put me in a match against a very poorly trained wrestler. The outcome only took a day to decide, The jury ruled heavily in my favor and the Judge ordered McMahon to pay 500,000 dollars in compensation. As I walked from the courtroom in a triumphant mood amid the angry glares from Vince and his flunkies. Reporters flocked around me asking about the case and what I would do with the money. [I][COLOR="Blue"] I'm doing what any self-respecting wrestler does in a situation like this. I, Morgan Williams, am opening a wrestling promotion in Alberta, Canada just to spite Vinnie Mac.[/COLOR][/I] To Be Continued

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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~The Roster~~~~~~~~~~~~ [COLOR="Blue"]Face[/COLOR] [COLOR="Red"]Heel[/COLOR] [SIZE="3"] Main Event~ [/SIZE] [IMG]http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x10/The-Aussie/MarkMercedes.jpg[/IMG] [COLOR="Blue"]Mark Mercedes[/COLOR] [IMG]http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x10/The-Aussie/Candyman.jpg[/IMG] [COLOR="Blue"]The Candyman[/COLOR] [IMG]http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x10/The-Aussie/RobConway.jpg[/IMG] [COLOR="Red"]Rob Conway[/COLOR] [IMG]http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x10/The-Aussie/MorganWilliams.jpg[/IMG] [COLOR="Red"]Morgan Williams[/COLOR] [IMG]http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x10/The-Aussie/Cibernetico.jpg[/IMG] [COLOR="Red"]Cibernetico[/COLOR] [SIZE="3"]Upper Midcard~[/SIZE] [IMG]http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x10/The-Aussie/NazzarenoFiorentini-1.jpg[/IMG] [COLOR="Blue"]Nazzareno Fioretino[/COLOR] [IMG]http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x10/The-Aussie/PineappleHanai.jpg[/IMG] [COLOR="Red"]Pineapple Hanai[/COLOR] [IMG]http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x10/The-Aussie/LeatiJosephAnoai.jpg[/IMG] [COLOR="Blue"]Leati Joseph Anoai[/COLOR] [IMG]http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x10/The-Aussie/MikeQuackenbush.jpg[/IMG] [COLOR="Blue"]Mike Quackenbush[/COLOR] [IMG]http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x10/The-Aussie/MichaelFoleyJr-1.jpg[/IMG] [COLOR="Red"]Micheal Foley .Jr[/COLOR] [IMG]http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x10/The-Aussie/HiroSentsuko.jpg[/IMG] [COLOR="Red"]Hiro Sentsuko[/COLOR] [IMG]http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x10/The-Aussie/MrM.jpg[/IMG] [COLOR="Red"]Mr M.A.C.H.O[/COLOR] [IMG]http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x10/The-Aussie/EttienneLaFitte.jpg[/IMG] [COLOR="Red"]Ettiene La Fitte[/COLOR] [SIZE="3"]Midcard~[/SIZE] [IMG]http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x10/The-Aussie/DavidArmout.jpg[/IMG] [COLOR="Blue"]David Armout[/COLOR] [IMG]http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x10/The-Aussie/DiosGalambos.jpg[/IMG] [COLOR="Blue"]Dios Galambas[/COLOR] [IMG]http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x10/The-Aussie/JackMorelli.jpg[/IMG] [COLOR="Blue"]Jack Morelli[/COLOR] [IMG]http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x10/The-Aussie/JasonJames.jpg[/IMG] [COLOR="Red"]Jason James[/COLOR] [IMG]http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x10/The-Aussie/EduardoGuerrero.jpg[/IMG] [COLOR="Red"]Eduardo Guerrero[/COLOR] [SIZE="3"]Lower Midcard~[/SIZE] [IMG]http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x10/The-Aussie/RickyReyes.jpg[/IMG] [COLOR="Red"]Ricky Reyes[/COLOR] [IMG]http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x10/The-Aussie/RockyRomero.jpg[/IMG] [COLOR="Red"]Rocky Romero[/COLOR] [IMG]http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x10/The-Aussie/SeanArmout-1.jpg[/IMG] [COLOR="Blue"]Sean Armout[/COLOR] [IMG]http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x10/The-Aussie/MattStryker.jpg[/IMG] [COLOR="Red"]Matt Stryker[/COLOR] [SIZE="3"]Opener~[/SIZE] [IMG]http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x10/The-Aussie/RichardBloodIII.jpg[/IMG] [COLOR="Blue"]Aaron Anoai[/COLOR] [IMG]http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x10/The-Aussie/DaisukeTendo.jpg[/IMG] [COLOR="Red"]Daisuke Tendo[/COLOR] [IMG]http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x10/The-Aussie/ClintonNash.jpg[/IMG] [COLOR="Red"]Clinton Nash [/COLOR] [SIZE="3"]Enhancement Talent~[/SIZE] [IMG]http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x10/The-Aussie/JohnnyMaivia.jpg[/IMG] [COLOR="Red"]Johnny Maivia[/COLOR] [SIZE="3"]Announcer~[/SIZE] [IMG]http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x10/The-Aussie/SeveroGenovese-1.jpg[/IMG] Severo Genovese [SIZE="3"]Semi-active wrestler~[/SIZE] [IMG]http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x10/The-Aussie/GinoBeneventi.jpg[/IMG] [COLOR="Blue"]Gino Beneventi[/COLOR] [SIZE="3"]Referee~[/SIZE] Tom Castor [SIZE="3"]Road Agent~[/SIZE] Mike Rotundo

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~~~~~~~~~~Analyzing The Roster~~~~~~~~ Main Event Mark Mercedes (Not in FOTORC data, created for it) Theme: Never Enough- Papa Roach Pros: Incredibly talented on the mat due to being trained by the Malenkos and his strong style game is better than most. Cons: Cannot Brawl or Fly. The Candyman (Not in FOTORC data, created for it) Theme: Signs of Life- Every Move a Picture Pros: Charismatic and a genuine nice guy. He's massively popular in Australia and even cameoed on daily Australian soap 'Neighbors' Cons: not Incredibly talented Rob Conway Theme: White Riot- The Clash Pros: Rob Conway is what I would describe as the complete package; Pretty good all round and no major problems. Cons: Nothing Really Morgan Williams (Created Character) Theme: Not Many- Scribe Pros: I would say that gravity holds no bounds with me Cons: I cannot really put on a realistic brawl at all. Cibernetico Theme: Smooth- Santana Pros: Pretty talented all round Cons: He ain't exactly able to sell the greatest and psychology isn't his strong point. Upper Midcard: Nazzareno Fioretino (Custom Character) Theme: In Bloom- Nirvana Pros: Your basic East European grappler, stiff as hell and a mat wrestler. Cons: Can't really work any other styles Pineapple Hanai Theme: Last Dinosaur- The Pillows Pros: Can fly and grapple to a decent degree. And tell me is hair isn't cool Cons: Not exactly brilliant in a brawl Leati Joseph Anoai (Custom Character. Essentially a Heidenreich character but with better stats) Theme: Pros: Freaking Strong and yet another member of the Anoai family Cons: Hasn't been trained incredibly well. Mike Quackenbush Theme: Viva la Revolution- The Addicts Pros: An Indy darling and probably amongst Americas best luchador. Cons: Doesn't have a superstar look and doesn't ooze future star Micheal Foley .jr (Custom Character) Theme: Soil- System of a Down Pros: Not afraid to sell and a decent brawler Cons: He needs some more training before becoming a huge wrestling name Hiro Sentsuko (Custom Character) Theme: Dirty Window- Metallica Pros: Decent Brawler and very intimidating Cons: Cannot do anyhting other than brawl and doesn't last very long Mr M.A.C.H.O (Custom Character) Theme: Pros: Alright flyer and has a good look Cons: I don't even want to list what he can't do right. Ettiene La Fitte (Custom Character) Theme: Ground Zero- Mash Out Posse Pros: A good mat wrestler and a decent performer. He should be a good midcarder Cons: Merley alright in most other places -Next edition- More filler? Will we get a show? Will we get anything?

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PSYCHE!!!!!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~More Roster Analyzing~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`` MIDCARD- David Armout Theme: S.I.D- Papa Roach Pros: A decent enough spot monkey with good athleticism and stamina Cons: Really needs to work on selling, in-ring psychology, Consistency and working safe Dios Galambas Theme: Not the One- Offspring Pros: A good young luchador Cons: Not what you would call entertaining outside of the ring and pretty weak. "The Italian Assassian" Jack Morelli Theme: In Bloom- Nirvana Pros: A pretty good bawler and pretty entertaining. The tag partner of Nazzaareno Fioretino Cons: Doesn't really work other styles well Jason James Theme: Not Many- Scribe Pros: An excellent brawler and brilliant on the mike. My tag partner Cons: Cannot work other styles and needs to work on his selling and basics. Eduardo Guerrero Theme: Nitro (Youth Energy)- Offspring Pros: A good super-junior Cons: Needs to work on his clicking with the crowd. I also think I should have him work under a different name Lower Midcard Ricky Reyes Theme: Word Up- KORN Pros: All around talented and part of a great tag team. Cons: I don't know what to say that is bad Rocky Romero Theme: Word Up- Korn Pros: Almost a carbon copy of Ricky Reyes which is a great thing Cons: Works for New Japan, which is a bad thing Sean Armout Theme: S.I.D- Papa Roach Pros: Look at David Armout and put them here. Should make a decent team for us Cons: He's just like his twin brother, even has the short comings. Matt Stryker Theme: What happened to You?- Offspring Pros: The Uni-Brow!!!!!! Also being decent across the board Cons: He ain't menacing, Who can be scared of him and his unibrow ~~~~~~~Openers~~~~ Aaron Anoai Theme: Pros:Strong and can put on a convincing brawl (Probably because he played Rugby) Cons: He really needs to put in some training to become a driving force of any roster Daisuke Tendo Theme: Dirty Window- Metallica Pros: He's powerful and charismatic Cons: Psychology, Basic training, working safely, selling, Stamina, Athleticism. You name it, he has to improve in it Clinton Nash Theme: Know Your Enemy- Rage Against the Machine Pros: A former shoot fighter, good on the mat and and is physically in great shape Cons: Cannot sell and doesn't have a grasp of in-ring psychology Enhancement Talent Johnny Maivia Theme: Bring It On- Godsmack Pros: A great garbage wrestler Cons: Needs to work on most of the skills that contribute to a match NEXT TIME: I promise there will definetly be a show

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I am proud to announce the signings of Angel Williams and Tetsuhiro Kuoda, the current head booker of Big Japan Pro Wrestling. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Due North Canadian Wrestling presents [SIZE="4"]NEW BLOOD RISING[/SIZE] Severo Genovese: Hello ladies and gentlemen, we are live from the Queens Park Arena in Westminster, British Columbia for the first show ever for Due North Canadian Wrestling. And I am proud to introduce the owner of DNCW, the man who fought the WWE and won, Morgan Williams. *'Not Many' by Scribe begins to play as I make my way down to the ring. As I reach the ring, I spot a cute babe at ringside and hand her a pair of my sunglasses. I climb into the ring and take the mike off of Severo Genovese and prepare to talk* Me- HELLLLLLLOOOOO New Westminster, WELCOME TO THE DEBUT OF DNCW. *Pauses a moment to catch my breath* my name is Morgan Williams, I am the man who sued the Vincent Kennedy McMahon after an unfortunate mishap with the Great Khali. But enough of that, we are not about Sports Entertainment. We aren't about smashing a chair into a persons face. We are by the fans, for the fans and tonight we will make an impact. Believe that. *Handing back the microphone to Severo, I leave the ring and head to the back* Severo Genovese- Well now, without further adieu. It is time for the first ever match in DNCW history. *Severo exits the ring to ge tto the ringside announce table and begins to introduce the competitors* This match is a 2 out of 3 falls tag match for the DNW Tag Team Championships. *"Singular Indestructible Droid" by Papa Roach begins to play and the Armout brothers make their way down to the ring* First, on their way to the ring and weighing in at a combined total of 370 pounds. David and Sean, the Armout Brothers. *Severo stops and listens into the receiver on his ear and nods before beginning again* I'm dissapointed to tell you that their originally planned opponents will not be here tonight. The replacement team *Dirty Window begins to play and the Tokyo Mafia (Hanai and Sentsuko) make their way down to the ring with Daisuke Tendo bringing up the rear carrying Hanais guitar.* are from Tokyo, Japan and weighing in tonight at 385 pounds, Hanai and Hiro Sentsuko, the Tokyo Mafia. ([IMG]http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x10/The-Aussie/HiroSentsuko.jpg[/IMG] & [IMG]http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x10/The-Aussie/PineappleHanai.jpg[/IMG] w/ [IMG]http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x10/The-Aussie/DaisukeTendo.jpg[/IMG] )v ([IMG]http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x10/The-Aussie/SeanArmout-1.jpg[/IMG] & [IMG]http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x10/The-Aussie/DavidArmout.jpg[/IMG]) Tokyo Mafia (Hanai & Sentsuko w/ Daisuke Sekimoto) v The Armout Brothers for the DNW Tag titles. My Notes: This could have gone a lot better here, Something just didn't work between the two teams. The first fall occured when Sentsuko performed a massive spinebuster on Sean Armout onto a chair for the three count. David avenges his brother and scores a quick 3 count while Sentsuko and Tendo are down on the outside with a quick Reverse STO. Both teams continue to brawl before Sean is dragged out of the ring and powerbombed by Tendo while the Tokyo Mafia finish off David with a combination spinebuster-neckbreaker for the win. Good note was that Hanai and Sentsuko worked perfectly together out there. Overall: E Post match, Daisuke has climbed back into the ring holding Hanais guitar. Sentsuko and Hanai pick up David before Tendo smashes him in the head with the guitar. A Meh angle. [IMG]http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x10/The-Aussie/EttienneLaFitte.jpg[/IMG]v[IMG]http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x10/The-Aussie/NazzarenoFiorentini.jpg[/IMG] Ettiene La Fitte vs Nazzareno Fiorentino Not a great match by any stretch, Both guys were tiring and incredibly off with their timing. La Fitte ends this at the 20 minute mark with a Sharpshooter, leaving Nazzareno no option but to tap. [IMG]http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x10/The-Aussie/Cibernetico.jpg[/IMG]v[IMG]http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x10/The-Aussie/DiosGalambos.jpg[/IMG] Cibernetico v Dios Galambas An alright match between these two luchadors. Unfortunately there was no chemistry between the two because this could have been great. Cibernetico pinned Dios at the 20 minute mark and Dios couldn't escape the Northern Lights Suplex. 10 Man battle Royale for the DNW Regional Title (Competitors were Clinton Nash, Eduardo Guerrero, Jack Morelli, Jason James, Leati Anoai, Micheal Foley .jr, Mike Quackenbush, Mr M.A.C.H.O, Ricky Reyes and The Candyman.) This match started off with all 10 men in the ring and eliminations were only counted by pinfall, submission or KO. M.A.C.H.O went quickly after tapping to Reyes' Dragon Sleeper. Reyes went soon after when he copped a hard chairshot to the head from Foley and was unable to answer the 10 count. Quackenbush then took Morelli down with a massive Frankensteiner but missed on the Triple Jump Moonsault. Nash capitalized on this by nailing haymaker after haymaker to the back of the head which forced Quackenbush to submit. Foley went at the seven minute mark after being press-slammed over the top rope by The Candyman and Anoai and was knocked unconscious. Guerrero went next after taking a Back Drop Driver for the pin by James. Anoai tried to take advantage of The Candymans good nature by attacking him from behind but this just made him mad. Candyman delivered a massive chokeslam onto the massive Samoan to reduce it to four people. Nas hand Morelli were eliminated at the same time by a double chokeslam from The Candyman who pinned them together. James attempted to nail the From 'Brisbane with Love' *Hard Lariat to the back of the head* but this only got a 2 count. Candyman took James down with a massive big boot before sealing it with a Top Rope splash for the win. overall: E *'White Riot' by the Clash begins to play and Rob Conway made his way down to the ring amongst the chaos of worker returning to the back. he has a mike with him and he enters the ring and calls for silence* Conway- Now what do we have here? Am I supposed to believe that I've got to make my debut in front of a bunch of retarded Canucks like all of you? I wish It wasn't true but I've had to come here from my cushy home back in Atlanta City, you know? America? *'Never Enough' by Papa Roach booms through the speakers and Mercedes runs down to the ring. He rolls into the ring with his own mike and speaks.* Mercedes- Maybe you should show a little more respect. The Hart family came from Canada and many great wrestlers were trained here. Conway- You can hardly talk Mister owner of the 'IWA'. You were trained by the Malenkos and that essentially means a silver spoon in the mouth. Mercedes- I put in my time, thousands of wrestlers around the world have put in their time to become wrestlers. Perhaps you lack the respect that you need, Maybe I'll have to beat the respect into you. *'Not Many' starts playing and I begin making my way down to the ring. I still have my own mike and climb in to look at both of them in the face* Me- I think It's about time for both of you to shut the hell up. The my Title is up for grabs in my wrestling ring and It's about time for it to be formalised as being an accomplishment for me. I believe it is time for the match to beging. And It's going to be a....... Ladder match. Boys, bring the bloody ladders out here so that we can have some fun. Let's begin Twats. [IMG]http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x10/The-Aussie/MorganWilliams.jpg[/IMG] v [IMG]http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x10/The-Aussie/MarkMercedes.jpg[/IMG] v [IMG]http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x10/The-Aussie/RobConway.jpg[/IMG] Morgan Williams v Mark Mercedes v Rob Conway for the DNCW National Championship. My Notes: Not exactly a brilliant way to round out a sub-standard evening, Things didn't really click out there at all. I almost had the match won but I was pushed from the ladder through a ringside table by Conway who ran up the bloody ladder and took my bloody title. If I wasn't hurting right now then I would kill him. He stood at the base of the ramp pointing at the title before flicking the bird Overall: E Overall Show grade: E

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Card for DNCW- Weekly Warzone Mark Mercedes & Jack Morelli v The Untouchables (Morgan Williams & Jason James) v Cibernetico & Micheal Foley .jr This match is to decide the number one competitors for the singles titles, The man who gets the win for his team will become the number one competitor to the National title and the other man will go for the Regional title. The Armout Brothers & an unknown partner v The Tokyo Mafia (Hanai, Sentsuko & Tendo) As payback for the actions of the Tokyo Mafia at DNCW- New Blood Rising, The Armout brothers have recruited an unknown partner to remove the numbers advantage. DNCW Regional Title Match The Candyman v Ettiene La Fitte v Mike Quackenbush The Candyman has decided to defend his title against 'The Canadian Superstar' Ettiene La Fitte and Mike Quackenbush. Predictions are welcome but this is only the current card

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'[COLOR="Blue"]I guess we did alright[/COLOR]' I stated bluntly when everyone had come in for the staff meeting. We were holding it in the fairly large apartment that I was using as a combination home & office. I noticed that everyone had separated into groups, Aaron, Leati and Johnny had formed into a group and had a tendency to talk about Rugby and Football. David and Sean Armout kept on the fringes of the trio, they were islanders after all. Nazzareno Fioretino and Jack Morelli were slightly busy idolising my newest hiree, George 'The Hitman' Falzoni who was a legend of the circuit in Europe and Australia. I couldn't help but smile as, while George had been a great wrestler in his prime, He had retired years ago and only had a handful of singles championships to his name. "And?" asked Rob Conway, he was the only person on the roster who was relatively well known and he wanted it to be noted. Sure, you can have your Havana Pitbulls & Bryan Danielson's but they are yet to truly be seen on a national stage. 'Shut Up Dude' came a voice from my side, It was probably Jason James, my right hand man. We had been teaming together in Canada and America for three years Mike Rotundo was standing to my right holding clip board which kept track of our financial situation, Irony anyone? I turns out that we'd made a profit of about a thousand dollars from the show, Cue the warm and fuzzy feeling inside. I rounded out a very anti-climatic meeting of placing the blame for some disappointing matches on one another before I choose to abort this train wreck of a meeting by inviting them to a strip club with me after next show. Angel Williams politefully declined my generous offer.

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DNCW is proud to announce the signings of the following wrestlers. Antonio Banks (Formerly MVP) Chuck Palumbo Johnny Stamboli ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Due North Canadian Wrestling presents [COLOR="Red"][SIZE="7"]DNCW: WEEKLY WARZONE[/SIZE][/COLOR] Dark Match: [IMG]http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x10/The-Aussie/RichardBloodIII.jpg[/IMG][SIZE="6"]v[/SIZE][IMG]http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x10/The-Aussie/ChuckPalumbo.jpg[/IMG] Aaron Anoai v Chuck Palumbo A perfectly acceptable dark match debut for Palumbo who was only recently signed to our roster in the last week. As such, he didn’t have a chance to gell together with Aaron which really hurt the rating. Aaron Anoai somehow stole the win after nailing Palumbo with a steel chair while the referee was out. [B]Aaron Anoai[/B] won in 8:54 after hitting Chuck Palumbo with a chair. Rating: E Main Show: [IMG]http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x10/The-Aussie/JohnnyMaivia.jpg[/IMG][SIZE="6"]v[/SIZE][IMG]http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x10/The-Aussie/TetsuhiroKuroda.jpg[/IMG] Johnny Maivia v Tetsuhiro Kuroda This bout marked the debut of Tetsuhiro Kuroda who recently left the Head Booker position in Apache Army as well as being the BJW Tag Champion with Mens Teioh. For some idiotic reason, Tetsuhiro Kuroda decided to open this with a running headbutt on Maivia. [I]There are many things that should not be attempted in wrestling and here are three of them; 1) Trying to powerbomb Billy Kidman, 2) Hitting Hulk Hogan more than twice in a row 3) HEADBUTTING A FREAKING SAMOAN. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? [/I] Kuroda and Maivia brawled for a while around the arena in this No-DQ bout before Kuroda pinned Maivia with the Techman Buster for the win and a good start to his DNCW career. [B]Tetsuhiro Kuoda[/B] pinned Johnny Maivia in 9:50 after using the Techman Buster Rating: E Debut: [IMG]http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x10/The-Aussie/SeanArmout.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x10/The-Aussie/DavidArmout.jpg[/IMG] The Armout brothers make their way down to the ring carrying microphones. The climb into the ring and Sean begins to talk. Sean: You Japanese punks are going to be so sorry that you screwed around with us last week. Those Tag Titles should have been rightfully ours last week were stolen by you wanna-be Yakuza bastards. David: Damn right brother; we were robbed in that match. Tonight we are taking part in a six-man tag bout with all three members of the Tokyo Mafia but… we seem to only have two people as opposed to their three. [IMG]http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x10/The-Aussie/HiroSentsuko.jpg[/IMG], [IMG]http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x10/The-Aussie/PineappleHanai.jpg[/IMG], [IMG]http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x10/The-Aussie/DaisukeTendo.jpg[/IMG] *'Dirty Window’ by Metallica begins to play and all three members of the Tokyo Mafia come out to the stage. They taunt the audience for a tic before continuing down to the ring. Hiro Sentsuko grabs a mike from the ringside table and climbs in while the other two stand one the outside* Hiro: Urusai gaki (Shut Up, brat). Last week, it wasn’t even specified that we could have someone at ringside and when someone is at ringside then they’ll be involved Baka (Idiot). Sean & David look at each other for a moment while mulling over something before speaking David: First off, I don’t know what the hell you were saying in your crazy Asian language. Second of all, how will you do on an even playing ground? Hiro: Better than what you could do jackass so Let's do this now. David: Well then, If you don’t mind then lets get my boy down here and get this started. Sean: Making his DNCW debut, from Liberty City, Florida and weighing 250 pounds. He is the Most Valuable Player, Antonio Banks. [IMG]http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x10/The-Aussie/MontelVontaviousPorter.jpg[/IMG] * “I’m Coming’ by Silkk The Shocker begins to play as Antonio Banks (Formerly MVP of the WWE) begins to make his way down to the ring. He has fortunately ditched the Power Rangers-esque suit and instead wearing regular wrestling attire. As he gets near the ring he motions for the time keeper to ring the bell and start the amtch* F [IMG]http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x10/The-Aussie/SeanArmout-1.jpg[/IMG], [IMG]http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x10/The-Aussie/DavidArmout.jpg[/IMG],[IMG]http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x10/The-Aussie/MontelVontaviousPorter.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="6"]V[/SIZE] [IMG]http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x10/The-Aussie/HiroSentsuko.jpg[/IMG], [IMG]http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x10/The-Aussie/PineappleHanai.jpg[/IMG], [IMG]http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x10/The-Aussie/DaisukeTendo.jpg[/IMG] ’ Sean Armout, David Armout, MVP v The Tokyo Mafia (Hiro Sentsuko, Hania & Daisuke Tendo Very disappointing debut for Banks but that could probably be because the guys here have very little popularity in Canada. The Match starts out with everyone fighting in the ring but it eventually comes down to Banks and Hanai being the legal men. A quick rush of kicks and punches put Banks on the retreat and he tags out to Sean Armout who floors Hanai with a top rope leg lariat. He then quickly tags out to David who crashes onto Hanai with a Senton. The other members of the Tokyo Mafia clear house and drag Hanai to their corner before Daisuke tags himself in. He and David continue brawling with David playing the face in peril. This continues on for a while before David makes the hot tag to both members of his team, which confuses the ref into who is the legal man. While this is going on, MVP locks in a T.T.B (Take It To The Bank) crossface on Hiro while his partners hold off the opponents. 'MVP' Antonio Banks won by submission in 8:27 by submission after making Hiro Sentsuko submit through the T.T.B Crossface. Rating: F [I] Thank god this promotion isn’t in Japan, otherwise I’d be six feet under in no time because of my pissing off the Yakuza. I'd just ask them to remove the fingers from my left hand because I quite enjoy my right.[/I] [IMG]http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x10/The-Aussie/EttienneLaFitte.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x10/The-Aussie/JohnnyStamboli.jpg[/IMG] *Ettiene Lafitte makes his way down to the ring as the first person in the triple threat match. Before he is able to enter the ring, ‘No Sleep Till Brooklyn’ by The Beastie Boys hits and Johnny Stamboli makes his way down to the ring. Stamboli hits the ring and throws Ettiene right over the top rope before following him to the outside. He pulls out a table from underneath the ring and sets it up on the outside. He then pulls Ettiene on top of the announce table before powerbombing him off and through the wooden table. Climbing down from the table, Stamboli grabs a microphone and begins to talk* Stamboli- You actually think that you would be able to enter into the triple threat match without a problem? The Figlio di puttana (Son of a B****) actually thought that he could enter and win it. Fuh-get-about-it, and since he is unable to compete then I suppose that I’ll just have to go instead. [IMG]http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x10/The-Aussie/JohnnyStamboli.jpg[/IMG][SIZE="6"]v[/SIZE][IMG]http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x10/The-Aussie/Candyman.jpg[/IMG][SIZE="6"]v[/SIZE][IMG]http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x10/The-Aussie/MikeQuackenbush.jpg[/IMG] Johnny 'The Bull' Stamboli v The Candyman v Mike Quckenbush Triple Threat: Stamboli comes out swinging in his first bout in DNCW. So much that he actually gets himself disqualified within the first few minutes. He doesn’t stop there though as he quickly drops Candyman with a Mamaluke DDT before hoisting up Quackenbush with a Guerilla Press before dropping him into a huge Powerslam (The Fuh-get-about-it for those that are uninformed) He then leaves the ring but not before throwing off a few fanguls to the crowd and competitors. Rating: E [IMG]http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x10/The-Aussie/JasonJames.jpg[/IMG]&[IMG]http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x10/The-Aussie/MorganWilliams.jpg[/IMG][SIZE="6"]v[/SIZE][IMG]http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x10/The-Aussie/Cibernetico.jpg[/IMG]&[IMG]http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x10/The-Aussie/MichaelFoleyJr-1.jpg[/IMG][SIZE="6"]v[/SIZE][IMG]http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x10/The-Aussie/MarkMercedes.jpg[/IMG]& [IMG]http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x10/The-Aussie/JackMorelli.jpg[/IMG] The Untouchables (Jason James & Morgan Williams) v Cibernetico & Micheal Foley jr v Jack Morelli & Mark Mercedes The match is being contested under tornado three way dance rules in which all team members are in the ring at the one time and when a person is pinned or forced to submit then that team is eliminated from the bout. The man that wins the match for his team become the number one competitor for the DNCW: National Championship while his Tag Partner becomes the Number One competitor for the Regional Title. It degrades into a rightful old cluster**** from the get-go. Big spots in the match included Williams nailing a massive springboard kneedrop onto Morelli but Cibernetico breaks up the cover with a guillotine leg drop. Mercedes nails a big missile dropkick onto Cibernetico when he gets up but Jason James quickly connects with an even bigger German Suplex. This continues on for a few minutes with close brawling before Michael Foley .jr is isolated in the ring by The Untouchables. They motion to one another before running against the ropes and nailing a high-low combination move on Foley. This is a little bit different from usual ones as Williams goes low from the front by nailing a boot to the balls while James nails a From Brisbane with Love. They both pile on top of Foley and eliminate him through pinfall. Within seconds the two are back to their feet and Williams leaps over the ropes with a huge suicide dive onto Morelli & Mercedes. Thank god that James leaves the ring normally (It would have been an earth-shattering kaboom if he tried a plancha) and begins to lay in punches on the downed Mercedes. Morelli has however rolled out of the way and crawled under the ring before either could stop him. Somewhere along the way he grabs a baseball bat from under the ring and begins to wait for them. After The Untouchables bugger around by checking underneath, Morelli pops out and nails James in the knee with the bat and when Williams runs over, he takes a bat to the guts and goes down hard (Like me and quite a lot of ladies). By this time, Mercedes is back on his feet and he takes out Williams with Tornado DDT. Morelli rolls James back into the ring and begins to unload on his injured knee before locking in an STF. James begins struggling and almost makes the ropes but Morelli adjusts the hold by turning it into a FTS(Reverse STF). Morelli looks like he is being crushed by the weight but James gives up before Morellis back. Morelli & Mercedes win with Morelli becoming the number one competitor for Rob Conway’s National title while Mercedes becomes no.1 for the Regional title. Rating: E [IMG]http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x10/The-Aussie/MarkMercedes.jpg[/IMG]& [IMG]http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x10/The-Aussie/JackMorelli.jpg[/IMG] *Morelli & Mercedes celebrate in the ring but Rob Conway comes out before Morelli gets to happy out there.* [IMG]http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x10/The-Aussie/RobConway.jpg[/IMG] Rob Conway- Not bad at all, my little Italian friend. You are the first number one competitor for my National title. I really don’t see the point of you even turning up next week since you’re bound to fail and give up. Just like the Italians during WWII *Morelli requests that a mic is thrown to him and grabs it in mid-air.* [IMG]http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x10/The-Aussie/JackMorelli.jpg[/IMG] Jack Morelli- you actually think that I’m cashing in my title shot next week eh? Perhaps I should do that… Or maybe I’ll just wait for a month and take it to my future title at the end of July at DNCW: SUGARCOAT!!!! Rob Conway- You know what? Fine then, take your bloody title shot at Sugarcoat. See If I care, just an easy chalk line in the Win column. And I'll just get another week to kick your ass in. *Conway drops his mic to the ground and runs down to the ring. Morelli is ready for him and they both begin throwing fists while half of the damn locker-room try to break them up. You’d think that this was between my current girlfriend and my Ex, They once went at it like that although my memory seems to tell me that there was a lot more pudding involved. The workers that come down force the two apart while Morelli keeps on making the belt motion and pointing at Conway.* Rating: D *End Show* Overall Grade: E ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Seemed to be a much better show for us and we seem to be improving. (I know why I'm getting pretty terrible ratings. None of my created guys have any overness in Canada which I have fixed up.) OOC: I'm aiming to establish the writer of the writeups as a pretty smarmy guy like the guys from thewrestlingfan.com

[Guest The Aussie]

The night following our first DNCW Weekly War zone was an enjoyable one; all of us went down to the pub as a celebration. We all knew that the show could have been so much better but the crowd reaction was not as great as it was because none of us were really popular. As usual Jason was sitting right next to me with a couple of pints of beer for himself. “It’s nice to find a place that has Australian beer” Jason stated bluntly. I nodded in agreement but I didn’t drink, In Australia I had been busted for drink-driving two times and I’d been incredibly lucky not to lose my license permanently. “Cheers to Morelli, the new DNCW National champion” Nazzareno and George toasted Jack Morelli; there were rarely ever-Italian major titleholders with George the Hitman being one of them. I guessed that even the National title counted as a major title to people these days. I called over Palumbo and Stamboli, another two with experience on the large stage of the world. Both were former WCW, WWE & AJPW wrestlers which had to mean something. “Thanks for the job boss” John said to me and extended his hand. Both were known to be fairly good blokes but also had a reputation as tough guys and I could use them in the locker room. I shook his hand and smiled, they seemed to be quite all right with working for a relatively small promotion. “It’s gonna be alright to have ya” I replied and then shook Palumbos hand also. “Weren’t you signed by the WWE recently?” I asked Palumbo but he brushed it off with a half-hearted ‘meh’ and I left it at that. Rotundo came over to me to speak; he had a reputation as avoiding drinking too much because he wanted to keep a straight head, which I couldn’t blame him for. “What do we have planned this week? We haven’t decided on Morelli’s tag partner in their bout this week” He quizzed tentatively on the state of our next show. I grinned and nodded, “I’ve got a plan,” I stated simply and begun preparations to head home as any more time spent there and I would take myself down the pisser. I stopped a moment to blow a kiss at Angel Williams who was nursing a coke and didn’t notice my advance. I shrugged and continued on my way, perhaps we needed more ladies on the roster.

[Guest The Aussie]

Due North Canadian Wrestling presents [COLOR="Red"][SIZE="7"]DNCW: WEEKLY WARZONE[/SIZE][/COLOR] Show Preview [SIZE="4"] Jack Morelli and a partner of his choosing v Rob Conway and a partner of his choosing.[/SIZE] This match was announced after last weeks show, in relation to Morellis challenge that will occur next Tuesday at DNCW:Sugarcoat. Both men have to find a tag partner by this Sunday otherwise It will become a handicap. Who will they both choose? Nobody knows [SIZE="4"] Cibernetico v Mike Quackenbush[/SIZE] Both men came off badly in their bouts last week and are looking to redeem themselves in the eyes of the fans. Whatever the result It is sure to be a hell of a high-flying bout. [SIZE="4"] Mark Mercedes v The Candyman[/SIZE] The clash of the Australian brawlers as Mercedes challenges for the DNCW: Regional title.Can Mercedes walk away with the title or will he be chokeslammed for his trouble? [SIZE="4"] Rocky Romero & Ricky Reyes (The Havana Pitbulls) v Chris Cage & matt Stryker [/SIZE] This show marks the debut of these three workers with all four workers in the bout being talented workers. [SIZE="4"] Gino Beneventi & Dios Galambas v Leati Joseph Anoai[/SIZE] A Handicap buot to start off the show with Anoai wanting to prove his absolute power as a Samoan.

[Guest The Aussie]

OOC: I've decided to drop the pictures because it is a pain in the butt ot do. Due North Canadian Wrestling presents [COLOR="Red"][SIZE="7"]DNCW: WEEKLY WARZONE[/SIZE][/COLOR] Coming to you live from the Queens Park Arena in New Westminster, British Columbia Dios Galambas & Gino Beneventi v LJA Our first match of the night opens up with the tag team of Molto Bene (Dios Galambas & Gino Beneventi) taking on Leati Joseph Anoai in a handicap bout. Anoai takes it to the two straight out of the bout and throws them around like rag dolls, even press slamming Dios onto Gino. Anoai starts to become ****y and begins posing for the crowd until the two smaller men grab a leg and perform a cradle on him to get the win. Anoai proceeds to go absolutely ape s*** crazy (not to be confused with Bat f*** Insane) and begin yelling at the crowd and referee while his opponents scamper to the back. Anoai realizes that the two have fled and pursues them backstage and that’s all we say of this idiotic bout. Rating: F and it is lucky to have it Havana Pitbulls (Ricky Reyes & Rocky Romero) v Chris Cage & Stryker The Havana Pitbulls finally make their team debut in DNCW after their original debut was changed because of Rocky Romero being the Black Tiger, Romero is also joined for his first bout with fellow DNCW debuts Chris Cage & Matt Stryker . Reyes & Romero quickly end this after about five minutes by Reyes performing a power brainbuster on Chris Cage while Romero gets the win by pinfall following a big Tiger Suplex on Matt Stryker Tag Promo- Williams & James [B] The camera opens up backstage on James & Williams who are sitting around pissed off about not getting a match tonight and losing last week[/B] James- you honestly couldn’t get yourself onto your own card? You’re the owner & head booker of this company and you weren’t able to even book yourself onto your third card? Williams- shut up man, I ran out of time when I was writing the card up. James- My Arse man, Vince McMahon makes time to book himself on card and not only is he the owner and chairman of the WWE. He’s in his freaking 60’s. Williams- Recently he booked Hardcore Holly to win the bloody ECW Title from Big Show. What could be right about that booking? I mean, Imagine Holly’s business cards. James- let me guess, “Hardcore” Bob “Sparky Plugg” Holly. The best dropkick in the business & Rookie Beater extraordinarie. It’s like Vince never heard about good booking or good wrestles. Williams- Makes you wonder how Bret Hart won the WWF Title during hte 90's. James- Always a Wonder. [B] The two suddenly stop talking as Rob Conway comes in amid boos from the crowd[/B] Conway- And what was it you retards were talking about. Williams- How many guys you can take up the butt. Williams and James slap hands and begin making hooting sounds at each other over their cleverness Conway- Yes, I can see it took all of your collective intelligence to think that up. James- Like your face.[B] James begins laughing but Williams hits him in the back of the head and give him a look that may mean, “ Don’t steal my thunder”[/B] Conway- As much as I hate to admit it to you dunces but I need a tag partner for tonight. James- I’m so sorry to hear that and we’d really love to help you but…. Williams- Happy hour, pub, 10 minutes, Go away. James- Cheap beer mate, can’t argue with that. Williams- Ciao.[B] The two push Conway out the door and shut the door behind him[/B] James- Pass our regards onto Mister constant boner. Williams- He’s better known as Rene Dupree [B]The two burst into laughing fits again and slap high fives before packing up their bags[/B] James- This place really needs more babes. Rating: C The Candyman v Mercedes Mercedes has decided to take tonight as when he’ll cash in his title shot for The Candymans Regional title. This was an extended brawl as a way to use two face brawlers that needed a match. However, both of them being faces kinda killed the heat as the crowd was split down the middle. Candyman finished this bout off early by catching Mercedes when Mercedes went for a crossbody and Samoan Dropping him to the mat before climbing to the top rope for a big splash to end it. Conway: Oh come on, you have to be kidding me. You ain’t going to help? Ettiene LaFitte- I prefer not to get involved in a situation like this. Conway- But…. You aren’t even doing anything tonight. Ettiene: Look, Morelli is a sneaky bastard. I saw last week Conway: look, how about you get first title shot eh? You gotta help me out Ettiene- Look, forget it. *Ettiene LaFitte walks off and soon after Hiro Sentsuko comes in* Hiro: What’s wrong? Conway: It’s that bloody stupid punk, LaFitte. Turning down my generous offer to help me out, the Untouchables are to busy going down the pisser to care and Cibernetico didn’t’ accept it, being the… well, Cibernetico that he is. Hiro: Generous Offer? Explain Conway: Title shot straight after Morelli takes his. No strings attached Hiro- not interested, cash or nothing. Payment immediately otherwise there may be a few problems. [B]Conway considers this for a moment before sticking out his hand[/B] Conway- Done.[B] Conways phone rings for a moment which prompts him to grab it from his pocket and shoo off Hiro before answering it[/B] Conway- Yo guys, Is it all set up? This oughta make sure that Morelli doesn’t stick his head too far from where it belongs. Rating: C- Cibernetico v Quackenbush Now are you ready for a massive spotfest with our two premier Luchadors? Quackenbush opens things up with a running DDT but this barely even fazes Cibernetico who no sells it and bounces back to his feet before being cut in half with a massive running knee to the gut which sends him crashing to the floor. Quackenbush attempts to end this quickly with a moonsault but catches two raised knees from Cibernetico. Cibernetico then kips up and dropkicks Quackenbush in the head. Cibernetico takes control for a few minutes before a big Frankensteiner from Quackenbush sends him to the outside. The end comes when Quackenbush attempts to hit Cibernetico with a steel chair but has it kicked into his face for his troubles. Cibernetico then performs a Northern Light Suplex, which Quackenbush can’t escape from. Rating: E [B] ’In Bloom’ by Nirvana begins to play and Jack Morelli begins to make his way down to the ring with Nazzareno Fioretino at his back. The Italian Army look like they’ve been celebrating for ages after Morellis win, while Nazzareno is waving an Italian Flag behind him. The two climb into the ring and Morelli motions for a microphone[/B] Morelli- Hello New Westminster, Here is the Italian Army!!!!! And I am your future National Champion, Jack Morelli. Nazzareno- THE MAGNACCIA (Pimp) Morelli-Tonight, in this very ring. I will be wrestling Rob Conway (Crowd Boos) and Hiro Sentsuko (Boos again.) And at DNCW: Sugarcoat, I will be taking Conway on for the title. But tonight I’m going to keep things short, I need a partner. Since Nazzareno turned down my offer. Nazzareno- Didn’t want to. Morelli- So I asked myself, what should I do? I went to an external source of course. I went to Calgary, Alberta, Canada (Pop because its Canada) so you damn well better know that my person would be good. Nazzareno- Damn Good Morelli- So without further adduce, Severo Genovese if you may? Severo- Aright then, on his way to the ring from Alberta, Canada and weighing at 260 pounds. He is the new Bulldog, Harry Smith. [B] The crowd pops massively as Harry Smith who most people here know makes his way down to the ring. He pumps up the crowd while the opponents make their way down to the ring[/B] Rating: C- Morelli & Smith v Conway & Sentsuko Morelli and Conway start things off and the two stat throwing punches like there was no tomorrow before Conway takes the momentum with a big running dropkick Conway tags out to Sentsuko who isolate Morelli in their corner and begin double-teaming him. However Morelli is able to make it to his corner and tag in Smith who unloads a couple of clotheslines on the opponents before hoisting up Sentsuko and planting him with a running powerslam and covering him for the pin. Conway tries to run in and attack but Morelli intercepts with a spinebuster-powerbomb, which stops Conway from preventing the win. Winner: Jack Morelli & Harry Smith Rating: D [B] As Morelli and Smith are celebrating in the ring, Conway motions for someone to come down from backstage. Running from the back come Chuck Palumbo and Johnny Stamboli who hit the ring and attack. Palumbo nails a superkick on Smith, which knocks him over the top rope and to the outside. At the same time, Morelli is guerilla pressed by Stamboli who then drops him with a Fuh-get-about-it. Both men start laying in the boots onto Morelli while Conway leaves the ring and grabs a mic. He re-enters and squats right next to Morelli and begins to talk.[/B] Conway: That wasn’t fun was it? My associates Palumbo and Stamboli and I have decided that this promotion needs some guidance to make sure that people don’t think of rising above where they belong. We are the Revolution and we will beat you!! [B] Conway drops the mike next to Morelli and raises the arms of his new partners who taunt the crowd and Morelli in the ring until the show ends.[/B] Rating: E Overall: D

[Guest The Aussie]

Kind of been unable to make posts on this because myh internet at home is probably down for at least another week. Sorry for any inconvenience for my 'readers'