Guest IrishHand Posted October 10, 2004 Share Posted October 10, 2004 Kobe's Ten Commandments: 1. Jerry Buss only is allowed to date women older than Vanessa Bryant. 2. All of Shaq's movies must be dusted off and removed from video stores throughout Southern California 3. Anything with three sides may no longer be referred to as a triangle. 4. No one is permitted to pass to Bill Cartwright in the fourth quarter. 5. Jim Gray must change his name to Ahmad Rashad. 6. Staples Center has been renamed Staples Off Guard 7. Referees are forbidden to call any offensive fouls; in other words, the league has agreed to drop the charges. 8. Any new Lakers shall be listed in the books as "alibis." 9. Yankee Stadium must be referred to as the House that Kobe Built. 10. Calvin Murphy must buy Vanessa a $4 million ring. My favorite's #6. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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