Pro Wrestling Soap Opera - INSANE: Experience the Insanity

[The_Watcher]

[CENTER][B]Tuesday, August 1st 2006 - 2:00pm est[/B] [B]Riki Sutho: [/B]"My name is Riki Sutho. I work in a small cubical, 7 days a week, 10 hours a day. I hate my life. Nobody knows me, nobody cares about me. I am truly alone. If it wasn't for my love of pro wrestling I probably would of killed myself by now. Every night, although I come home to an empty lonley house, I manage to keep my sanity by popping in old pro wrestling tapes which I saved from my life in Japan. Oh yea, I almost forgot, I was born and raised in Tokyo, Japan. Those times were a lot simpler. All I did was go to school, listen to my mom and dad and have fun with my friends. I moved to America on my 30th birthday, I was told that I would have a lot more opportunities here, I wish I wouldn't have listened. I learnt English pretty quickly and landed myself a great desk job, and that's when my life ended. I became just another random face behind a desk. My nationality didn't matter, my skills and personality didn't matter, I am truly just a number. So fast track a few years and I'm still sitting behind my desk, starting up my first American Dating Profile." ...Argh.... Maybe I shouldn't do this. This is so sleazy. I should stop procrastinating and finish my work. [COLOR="Red"]Riki looks at the piles and piles of paper scattered all over his desk then looks back at his computer screen. [/COLOR] [B]Riki Sutho[/B]: Maybe procrastinating wasn't such a bad idea after all. Riki is startled by a gentle tap on his shoulder. He turns around and sees a lanky man, in his late 20's, with a huge smile on his face. [B]Riki Sutho:[/B] Ummm...hello? [B]Christopher Richards[/B]: Hi friend. My name is Christopher Richards, your neighbour from cubical #54. [B]Riki Sutho[/B]: Oh...ughhh...hi Christopher. (thinking to himself: Christopher Richards? The man has two first names.) [B]Christopher Richards:[/B] I couldn't help but notice that you're a member of "Date-O-Matic", America's #1 online dating service. [B]Riki Sutho:[/B] Haha...yeah, that was just a joke. [B]Christopher Richards[/B]: Don't be embarressed, friend. I'm a member too. Hey, lemme see what you got written down on your profile page. [COLOR="Red"]Christoper Richards glances over at the computer, reading Riki's profile page. Mr. Sutho quickly tries to cover to screen, nervously trying to change the subject. [/COLOR] [B]Riki Sutho[/B]: Haha...it's nothing. Ummmm..nice weather we're having today? Huh? [B]Christopher Richards[/B]: Wow. That's some heavy stuff man. But you know what, I love wrestling too. Infact, I help out at some local indy shows. You should come with me next time. [B]Riki Sutho[/B]:....I don't know. [B]Christopher Richards[/B]: It'll be fun. I'll let you know when I go help again. Oooh jeez, I should be getting back to my desk. Seeya around Riki Sutho, and remember you don't have to be alone. [COLOR="red"]It was at that moment that Riki felt accepted for the first time since leaving Japan. For months and months, Riki and Christopher went to various local wrestling shows and helped out, from setting up the ring to selling merchandise, they did it all and loved it. It wasn't long untill they started talking about officaly getting into the business. They were both too old to start wrestling training so being a wrestler was out of the question. So they decided that starting up their own promotion would be the way to go. [/COLOR] [COLOR="red"]It took them a whole year of financial planning and organizing but they were finally ready to start their own brand of wrestling. [/COLOR] [B]Wednesday, August 1st 2007 - 6:20pm[/B] [B]Riki Sutho: [/B]Chris, did you call the bomb scare? [B]Christopher Richards:[/B] Yeah. God I hope we don't get busted. [B]Riki Sutho[/B]: Look we're leaving this ****-house of a job to start our dream and we need a way to get the word out about our promotion. This is the only way to do it.... [B]Christopher Richards[/B]: Are you sure? [B]Riki Sutho[/B]: Trust me. [B]Christopher Richards[/B]: Okay, here goes nothing.... [COLOR="red"]Chris pulls the fire alarm. Dozens of cubicals quickly get filled with water from the sprinklers. Riki marches in line with his nameless co-workers to safety. Once they arrive outside they are greeted with police cars, firemen and news reporters. Mr. Sutho steps out of line and takes off his clothes. Everyone stares at him in shock. [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u14/MACW07/JAP.jpg[/IMG] Riki looks up to the sky and yells, "Pro Wrestling Soap Opera....INSANE!!!!". That was the end of his boring desk job, this is the begining of his crazy dream. [/COLOR] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u14/MACW07/INSANE.jpg[/IMG] [B][SIZE="5"]Experience the Insanity!![/SIZE][/B][/CENTER]

[The_Watcher]

[CENTER][B]News Reporter:[/B] ....police were notified of a bomb scare this morning, as they rushed to their destination they found out it was just a prank pulled by two former employees of the company. Sources close to the situation have revealed that the two prankster were professional wrestling promoters who wanted to get some free publicity for their upcoming show. More details on this story as they become available. [COLOR="Red"]-Zap- the T.V. is turned off. Riki and Christopher are estatic about the coverage they're getting. [/COLOR] [B]Christopher Richards: [/B]I can't believe we got off with just a warning. [B]Riki Sutho[/B]: They have better things to do than arressting an asian and a guy with two first names. Look, I just confirmed with our wrestlers, we officaly got a full roster. [B]Christopher Richards:[/B] Great! Why don't you list who we got, just so you can refresh my memory. [B]Riki Sutho:[/B] Glad to, these are our signed talent so far... [B]Disco Cowboy[/B] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u14/MACW07/insane/discocowboy.jpg[/IMG] [I]-A western cowboy who loves Disco. Don't be fooled by his retro dance steps, Disco Cowboy is as tough as John Wayne. [/I] [B]Spot[/B] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u14/MACW07/insane/spot.jpg[/IMG] [I]-A hungery cruiserweight who dawns a Monkey masked and calls himself Spot. Spot, the Monkey will impress you with his speed, agility and his lack of psychology.[/I] [B]Bob the Pirate[/B] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u14/MACW07/insane/BobthePirate.jpg[/IMG] [I]-Bob is a Pirate who lost both of his eyes during his treasure searching adventures. Now that he's officaly retired from his Pirate duties, Bob is determined to find some gold in the wrestling ring[/I]. [B]Hillbilly Curt[/B] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u14/MACW07/insane/HillbillyCurt.jpg[/IMG] [I]-One half of the Hillbillies. Curt and his brother are fighting for money so that they can marry their sisters with some dignity. [/I] [B]Hillbilly Pat[/B] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u14/MACW07/insane/HillbillyPat.jpg[/IMG] [I]-The other half of the Hillbillies. Pat is the heavyweight of the team. Both Pat and Curt spend their days drinking beer and picking up roadkill for dinner.[/I] [B]Sad Banana[/B] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u14/MACW07/insane/SadBanana.jpg[/IMG] [I]-Sad Banana was a stunt double for the hit kid show, "Bananas in Pajamas". After being fired for drinking and using drugs while on the job, Sad Banana found depression. Most people may consider him Emo, we just think he needs to get laid.[/I] [B]Freddy[/B] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u14/MACW07/insane/freddy.jpg[/IMG] [I]-Most people may look at Freddy and think he might be the star of the hit horror classic, "Nightmare on Elm St.", well he's not. Freddy is just some horror movie fanatic who wears a Freddy Krueger costume 24/7. [/I] [B]Jason [/B] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u14/MACW07/insane/jason.jpg[/IMG] [I]-Jason is another horror movie fanatic who wears a Jason Voorhees costume. He usualy teams up with Freddy to make up the tag team, "Monster Mash". Jason is the larger of the two and would probably be quite impressive even without the hockey mask. [/I] [B]Stabbo the Clown[/B] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u14/MACW07/insane/stabbotheclown.jpg[/IMG] [I]-Stabbo the Clown is a former psycho-ward patient who was released a few months ago. Before being sent to the crazy house, Stabbo used to work regularly as a Birthday Party Clown. Apparently, having to entertain all of those kids made him go nuts, he snapped and became "Stabbo". [/I] [B]Homeless Mario[/B] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u14/MACW07/insane/supermario.jpg[/IMG] [I]-Mario isn't so Super anymore. Times have been rough for the video game star now that more people have been buying X-Box 360's and Playstation 3's. Mario was fired from his job as a spokesperson for Nintendo and forced to live on the streets. Homeless Mario is now wrestling for food, hoping that one day he can reclaim his fame.[/I] [B]J.T. Business[/B] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u14/MACW07/insane/jtbusiness.jpg[/IMG] [I]-One half of the "Men at Work" tag team. J.T. Business is a cutthroat business man who has destroyed lives just so that he can make a buck. Don't expect any less from him inside of the ring.[/I] [B]R.L. Business[/B] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u14/MACW07/insane/rlbusiness.jpg[/IMG] [I]-The other half of "Men at Work". R.L. Business never leaves work, no matter what. Always on his phone making business deals, R.L. is the highest paid man in Wallstreet.[/I] [B]Riki Sutho:[/B] ....and that's about all of our signed wrestlers. Christopher Richards: That's good and all but we're going to need some wrestlers with name power to help us bring in some fans to our first show. [B]Riki Sutho[/B]: Already got ya covered. I made a few phone calls and got some "names" to wrestle in our main event. [B]Daizee Haze[/B] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u14/MACW07/insane/DaizeeHaze2.jpg[/IMG] [I]-Daizee Haze is a hippy stuck in 2007. She doesn't hide that she enjoys smoking a little bit of the whacky tobacco from time to time. But don't be fooled by her whacky lifestyle, she is considered one of the top independent female wrestlers.[/I] [B]Alicia[/B] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u14/MACW07/insane/alicia1.jpg[/IMG] [I]-Alicia is a Jersey girl with two huge assists. Although she has a lot to learn inside of the ring, she has the looks to get by in the wrestling business. [/I] [B]Justin Credible[/B] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u14/MACW07/insane/JustinCredible1.jpg[/IMG] [I]-Justin Credible is a former ECW Heavyweight Champion. Credible spent some time in the WWE (and even in the WWF as Aldo Montoya), but failed to make any real impression there. The former ECW Champion is looking to turn heads and get back ontop of the wrestling mountain. [/I] [B]Ron Killings[/B] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u14/MACW07/insane/ronkillings1.jpg[/IMG] [I]-Former TNA Heavyweight Champion, Ron Killings carried TNA during it's initial footsteps. Killings then went onto forming the 3 Live Krew which forced him to stay as a mid carder for the rest of his TNA career. The Truth is no longer associated with TNA and he's looking to make a Killing in the independents.[/I] [B]Christopher Richards:[/B] Okay, cool. So we got Daizee Haze, Alicia, Justin Credible and Ron Killings headlining our first show. [B]Riki Sutho:[/B] ...let me work my magic and maybe we'll get a few more surprises. [B]Christopher Richards:[/B] I can't wait for our first show![/CENTER]

[Imerak]

Those are great gimmicks. :D Good start.

[EricAdams]

This is awesome. Daizee seems to fit perfect into the fed but the others seem a bit too serious. Alicia actually fits pretty well too but she's not so great from what I saw at Race To The Top Night 2. GET EBESSAN/KIKUTARO