4C - The 69 Era

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[U][B]Windsor Arena Hall, Ontario, Canada Sunday, Week Four, December 2006[/B][/U] Backstage following 4C wrestling’s highly promoted New Year’s Eve show, the two principles of the company paced the corridors, frankly discussing the show they’d just put on… [COLOR="royalblue"][B]Troy Winner[/B]: Jesus T***y-F**king Christ, Joey! What the f**k what that? [/COLOR] [COLOR="Red"][B]Joey Poison:[/B] Boss...[/COLOR] [COLOR="royalblue"][B]Winner:[/B] [I](interrupting)[/I] I’ll tell you what the f**k that was, it was the worst f**king wrestling show in the whole goddamn history of this motherf**king business! Was the whole locker room smoking that kinda crack Air Attack Weasel was on when he came up with his retarded f**king name?[/COLOR] Joey looked kind of uncomfortable… [COLOR="red"][B]Poison:[/B] Not ALL of them…[/COLOR] [COLOR="royalblue"][B]Winner:[/B] F**k, Joey! I thought I told you to clean those c******kers up! How the f**k are we supposed to draw in the families when the roster goes out there high as f**king kites?! ? What the f**k was up with your dogs**t performance?! You looked like you were auditioning for f**king BSC out there![/COLOR] [COLOR="red"][B]Poison:[/B] Hey, I did the best I could considering how out of it Barry was…[/COLOR] [COLOR="royalblue"][B]Winner:[/B] B******t! You didn’t do s**t! Tell me the f**king truth, Joey! And if it has anything to do with that f**king dame you keep crying about, I’ll f**king kick your f**king f****t ass![/COLOR] [COLOR="red"][B]Poison:[/B] Hey, cut it out, man! Don’t talk about Brenda that way, I still lo…[/COLOR] Joey was cut off by the dull thud of Winner’s shiny bald head connecting with Joey’s crotch with more force than you could imagine a midget summoning up. Joey crumpled to the floor holding his bruised manhood, wimpering quietly as Winner leant over him, grinning widely. [COLOR="royalblue"][B]Winner:[/B] Maybe that’ll teach you not to f**k with a midget, you goddamn p***y. Now quit crying and get up.[/COLOR] Joey was clearly in no position to be doing that. [COLOR="royalblue"][B]Winner:[/B] Christ almighty, you’re like a f**king broad with all the crying and s**t… well, that’s it, I’ve had enough of you Joey, you’re f**king fired as booker… and if you weren’t champion, you wouldn’t even have a job. When you stop crying, you can thank me for not cutting you loose…[/COLOR] Winner got up, glaring at poor Joey with a disgusted look on his face and turned to walk out. But then, fatefully, he spied a blonde haired woman just about to leave… and an idea popped into his mind. [COLOR="royalblue"][B]Winner:[/B] Oi! Sugart**s! You’re the one who was begging for a job, right?[/COLOR] The blonde turned to face him, expressing a mixture of amusement and annoyance as she nodded. [COLOR="royalblue"][B]Winner:[/B] Well, you’re in luck. I just fired this f**king f****t, so hey, why not try an actual broad. Couldn’t do a worse job than this f****r, anyway. So how’s about it? You on board?[/COLOR] The blonde shrugeed and then nodded, and Winner broke into a huge grin. [COLOR="RoyalBlue"][B]Winner:[/B] Excellent! Joey here can bring you up to speed. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to find some f**king Jack Daniels! So long, losers![/COLOR] And with that, Winner stormed off as fast as his stubby little legs could carry him, leaving the blonde alone with Joey. Joey looked up as the blonde approached him and offered him her hand. He accepted it and got to his feet, wincing. [COLOR="Red"][B]Poison:[/B] Thanks… I really should learn to expect that. He hits hard for a midget - I swear he varnishes his head for when he does that…. (sighs) Well, I’m not going to miss being head booker around here. I can’t stand that little b*****d. If you’re taking the job, good luck to you. You’ll need it. Oh… and I’m Joey Poison, you’re champion.[/COLOR] [COLOR="Magenta"][B]Blonde:[/B] I’m Zoe… Zoe Ammis. But you might know me better as Agent 69…[/COLOR] [I]And that, strangely enough is how I managed to get the job as head booker of 4C wrestling…[/I] (OOC: The only changes I’ve made to this database are to take Agent 69 out of the workers file and re-create her with identical stats as a worker, and change 4C's product so women's wrestling is integrated, since you can't change this on the product screen. Hopefully nobody was offended by the language, but it just seems how I’d imagine Troy Winner speaking for some reason…)

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[CENTER][COLOR="Blue"][I][SIZE="4"]Canadian Charisma Championship Combat proudly presents their first show of 2007...[/SIZE][/I][/COLOR] [IMG]http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff175/number0513474/cagerage.gif[/IMG] [SIZE="3"]Featuring your Main Event:[/SIZE] [SIZE="3"]4C Champion[/SIZE] [SIZE="5"][COLOR="DarkOrchid"]Joey[/COLOR] [COLOR="SeaGreen"]Poison[/COLOR][/SIZE] [CENTER][IMG]http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff175/number0513474/JoeyPoison.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff175/number0513474/4C_Championship.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [SIZE="3"]v.[/SIZE] [CENTER][IMG]http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff175/number0513474/BarryKingman.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [SIZE="5"][SIZE="3"]Challenger[/SIZE] "No Gimmick Needed" Barry Kingman[/SIZE] [SIZE="3"]Also Featuring:[/SIZE] [SIZE="3"]4C Tag Team Champions[/SIZE] [SIZE="5"][COLOR="blue"]Phenomenal Excess[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE="3"]Phenomenal E / Duberry Excess[/SIZE] [CENTER][IMG]http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff175/number0513474/PhenomenalE.jpg[/IMG] / [IMG]http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff175/number0513474/DuberryExcess.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff175/number0513474/4C_Tag.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [SIZE="3"]v.[/SIZE] [IMG]http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff175/number0513474/HardcoreKillah.jpg[/IMG] / [IMG]http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff175/number0513474/SlimV.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="3"]Challengers[/SIZE] [SIZE="5"][COLOR="red"]Thug Life[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE="3"]Hardcore Killah / Slim V[/SIZE] [SIZE="3"]Representing The 187's[/SIZE] [SIZE="3"]Plus:[/SIZE] [SIZE="5"][COLOR="Lime"]"The Amazing" Jacob Jett[/COLOR][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff175/number0513474/JacobJett.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="3"]v.[/SIZE] [IMG]http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff175/number0513474/SayeedAli.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="5"][COLOR="Red"]"The East Side Assassin" Sayeed Ali[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE="3"]Representing The 187's[/SIZE][/CENTER] [SIZE="3"][CENTER]In a Triple Threat Steel Cage Match:[/CENTER][/SIZE] [CENTER][SIZE="3"]4C Hardcore Champion[/SIZE] [SIZE="5"][COLOR="Red"]Brett[/COLOR] Fraser[/SIZE] [IMG]http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff175/number0513474/4C_Hardcore.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff175/number0513474/BrettFraser.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [SIZE="3"][CENTER]v.[/CENTER][/SIZE] [CENTER][IMG]http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff175/number0513474/DarrylDevine.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="3"]v.[/SIZE] [IMG]http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff175/number0513474/CanadianDragon.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="3"][/SIZE]Challenger [COLOR="RoyalBlue"][SIZE="5"]"Mighty Fine" Darryl Devine[/SIZE][/COLOR] [SIZE="3"]and Challenger [/SIZE][COLOR="Red"][SIZE="5"]Canadian Dragon[/SIZE][/COLOR] [SIZE="3"]Plus matches featuring the other stars of 4C! Tickets on sale now![/SIZE][/CENTER] Predictions: Joey Poison (c) v. Barry Kingman Phenomenal Excess (c) v. Thug Life Jacob Jett v. Sayeed Ali Brett Frazer (c) v. Darryl Devine v. Canadian Dragon