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*begins to sing* [I]Kelly my darling, you are my sunshine; When we're together I feel fine. Your smile is so lovely; your hair is so clean; You make me feel that the whole world is mine. Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, K-E-L-L-Y ... Why? Because you're Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, (pause) Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly of mine! Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, ... Mine![/I] *stops singing...wonders if anyone will get that reference...*
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[QUOTE=panix04;410230]Stupid marrige certificate, i was just looking at it last night, can't find the bloody expiry date on it anywhere![/QUOTE] It's written in invisible ink. Right beside the spot that says she gets all your stuff.
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[QUOTE=Actarus;410217]*begins to sing* [I]Kelly my darling, you are my sunshine; When we're together I feel fine. Your smile is so lovely; your hair is so clean; You make me feel that the whole world is mine. Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, K-E-L-L-Y ... Why? Because you're Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, (pause) Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly of mine! Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, ... Mine![/I] *stops singing...wonders if anyone will get that reference...*[/QUOTE] LOL, surely there has to be more Cheers fans about?
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Could somebody explain to me why WWE personalities are crossing over on soccer telecasts? First it's Junior Accountant Gresham on a US national soccer match back in February and now this? Screw this stuff and somebody call me when Clint Mathis goes off on somebody on RAW. Maybe then I'll actually care about this cross-promotional gimmick.
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[QUOTE=cappyboy;410247]Could somebody explain to me why WWE personalities are crossing over on soccer telecasts? First it's Junior Accountant Gresham on a US national soccer match back in February and now this? Screw this stuff and somebody call me when Clint Mathis goes off on somebody on RAW. Maybe then I'll actually care about this cross-promotional gimmick.[/QUOTE] As you allude to in your own post... it's cross promotion. If you can get fans from another fanbase (such as soccer) then you promotion has been a success. So sending Kelly Kelly (attractive blonde) to the home of soccer fans (generally a mainstream target audience demographic) is a great way of trying to get more fans in... as long as she doesn't screw things up and look like a moron in the process. *sigh* Barbie Blank... who would've thought that parents could ever name a child so perfectly?
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[quote=cappyboy;410247]Could somebody explain to me why WWE personalities are crossing over on soccer telecasts? First it's Junior Accountant Gresham on a US national soccer match back in February and now this? Screw this stuff and somebody call me when Clint Mathis goes off on somebody on RAW. Maybe then I'll actually care about this cross-promotional gimmick.[/quote] I just got this weird visual of Zidane trying to headbutt Umaga. I think I'd mark out for that!
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[QUOTE=cappyboy;410247]Could somebody explain to me why WWE personalities are crossing over on soccer telecasts? First it's Junior Accountant Gresham on a US national soccer match back in February and now this? Screw this stuff and somebody call me when Clint Mathis goes off on somebody on RAW. Maybe then I'll actually care about this cross-promotional gimmick.[/QUOTE] Grisham actually works for Fox Soccer Channel. He's there at their MLS Saturday games. Not like he has anything better to do Tuesday - Sunday (and sometimes even Mondays).
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