Supreme Wrestling Federation - Supremacy Part II

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[B][I]How It Came To Be ...[/I][/B] It had been a long time since I'd even thought about professional wrestling. After all, since I was sixteen years of age I started training for a Mixed Martial Arts career. In fact, I was quite good at it. So good, in fact, that when I debuted at twenty years of age, in five years I racked up the record of 23 - 2 in professional fights, my two losses coming at the hands of Raul Hughs, now a professional wrestler himself, and James Foster, the best MMA wrestler in the world. Those two losses are nothing to be ashamed of, as are my twenty three wins, with sixteen coming by TKO. After five years, however, I realised the wear and tear of MMA was weakening me mentally and psyically, that I had too, for the time being at least, find something else to bring in the money. Looking at Buddy Garner, Mike Watson and Raul Hughs, I realised that the way to go was to professional wrestling. In fact, I had a rather famous wrestling relative who I knew could get me connections. However, it seemed my fame as one of the top MMA competitors in the world had put a strain between us, so TCW was certainly not an option. And then, after two months in unemployment, I happened to be walking through my home of Albany, New York when I saw the sign ... [CENTER][IMG]http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm96/Shmoestah/SWF.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] I remebered it well. After all, Jerry Eisen was a huge Mixed Martial Arts fan and we had gotten to know each other after shows that he would come to watch. Actually, I was a little worried at the frequency he turned up to watch me, but nevertheless. Of course I knew about the SWF, so I went into the arena, and I eventually caught sight of Jerry. "[COLOR="SlateGray"]Seth, my man! How the hell are ya?[/COLOR]" "[COLOR="Navy"]Same old, same old. I was just wondering about getting a job, actually. I'm leaving MMA for a bit and thought it would be cool to try my hand at professional wrestling. After all, submission wrestling was my style, I have experience.[/COLOR]" "[COLOR="SlateGray"]Don't even talk, man. You're a nationally known name and face! You'll be great for business, man, MMA sensation gate crashes professional wrestling! I can see it now! Come on, I'll take you to Dad.[/COLOR]" Ah, Daddy dearest. The man that Jerry looked up too with all his heart and admired. However, the world knew him much differently. As the ruthless Richard Eisen. Richard's office wasn't that spectacular, but that could be attributed to the building we were in. Richard was sat, looking at a monitor observing his show and at the same time seemed to be filing through a thousand other things at the same time. Still, you can't build an empire without being able to multi-task. Jerry just strolled in though, casual as anything and I followed. I found it hard to be nervous around people anymore, mainly because if they start something I'll choke them out. "[COLOR="SlateGray"]Dad! Dad I've got somebody for you to meet![/COLOR]" [CENTER][IMG]http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm96/Shmoestah/RichardEisen.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] "[COLOR="Green"]Oh, come on Jerry! I've got all this crap to get through and you're arranging meetings for me?! Get the hell outta here![/COLOR]" "[COLOR="SlateGray"]No, Dad. You seriously have to meet this guy. He wants a job.[/COLOR]" "[COLOR="Green"]Oh, does he know? Oh, let me roll out the welcome wagon and ...[/COLOR]" Eisen looked up from his desk and laid eyes first on Jerry, and then me standing to the side of him. Although he wouldn't admit it, I saw his jaw drop. Then again, I am 6 foot 2. "[COLOR="green"]Well! Mr. Hawkins, I knew you were looking for employment, but I didn't think I'd see you come here. After all, aren't you related to that young, Tommy trained kid?[/COLOR]" "[COLOR="Navy"]You mean Wolf. He's my half brother.[/COLOR]" "[COLOR="Green"]Well, I assumed you'd follow him over into the carnivorous clutches of Cornell.[/COLOR]" "[COLOR="Navy"]Certain circumstances saw that plan crumble, Wolf seems jealous of my popularity over in Japan and here in the US too.[/COLOR]" "[COLOR="Green"]Well, seeing as you are one of MMA's most marketable faces, it was only your own talent that got you to where you are today, and I respect that. Because you see that is what I had to do, and I respect people who are like me. And if I'm not mistaken, you are only ...twenty six years old?[/COLOR]" "[COLOR="Navy"]I'm twenty five right now, Mr. Eisen. Twenty six this year.[/COLOR]" "[COLOR="SlateGray"]See Dad, a lot of potential! We've got somebody almost ready to jump the main event straight from the off! He's over with the MMA crowd, and that will translate.[/COLOR]" "[COLOR="Green"]Mr. Hawkins, I'd be glad to draw you up an eighteen month contract right here, right now. How does that sound?[/COLOR]" "[COLOR="Navy"]Richard ...that sounds fan -[/COLOR]" Jerry cut me off. "[COLOR="SlateGray"]And![/COLOR]" Me and Richard both looked at him in confusion. "[COLOR="slategray"]I want you to make him head booker.[/COLOR]" My eyes widened. I was known a lot for my creativity. A lot of the ways in which to promote myself in GAMMA were my own ideas, I even got to supernova in Alpha 1 by promoting my matches so well, but this seemed like a step too far. Richard's intake of breath was enough to tell me he thought the same. "[COLOR="Green"]And why in the hell would I do that, son?[/COLOR]" "[COLOR="SlateGray"]Dad, you've seen it like I have; the ratings are going down, Sam just doesn't have the passion for booking that he did before. We're suffering because of it. Seth has fresh ideas, fresh talent. He's known as one of the most creative guys in the world of Mixed Martial Arts.[/COLOR]" I knew I could handle being a head booker, I knew that I have good ideas about how to put asses in seats, but to be thrust into the head booker position of an International Professional Wrestling company ...my head was spinning. "[COLOR="Green"]I suppose that Keith has been kind of distant with the booking lately. Then again, I hear he's deep in training, making sure his last few years wrestling are some of his best. Trying to go out with a bang. Alright Seth, tell me what your ideas are if you were to be head booker?[/COLOR]" Gulp. "[COLOR="Navy"]First of all, I'd bring in some talent to your development system, assuming you have one -[/COLOR]" "[COLOR="SlateGray"]We do, it's called RIPW.[/COLOR]" "[COLOR="Navy"]Right, so I'd send some talent down to RIPW, looking to increase their popularity for when they debut. The talent who are at the level of popularity or talent would come straight up to the roster. This offers the chance to create new starts, freshen up the scene, offer up some new matches so the public don't get tired of seeing the same two guys go one on one every week. Next, I'd book storylines in an episodic fashion, so the public can keep up and not be confused by the intertwining three or four storylines you see on soap opera television. If the public can see a real issue between a number of people, and are excited to see what happens next, new fans right there. I have loads of other ideas up here.[/COLOR]" I tapped my temple twice. Richard looked on, slightly unsure. "[COLOR="SlateGray"]Oh Dad, come on! If it works, then you have a win win situation. If it doesn't, just put Sam Keith back on the book in a few months time, no harm no foul![/COLOR]" Eisen is a sucker for whatever his kids want. In the magical words of nepotism, Richard said ..."[COLOR="Green"]Alright. Hawkins, you've got the book. That means a bit of extra pay but a lot of extra pressure. You up for this, boy?[/COLOR]" "[COLOR="Navy"]I'm ready for anything, Mr. Eisen.[/COLOR]" That sealed it. Surprisingly, since January 2007 I've been able to hang on to perhaps the third highest position in the company, behind Richy and dear Jerry. Now it's the third week of May, 2007, and after presenting undoubtedly the best show of the year at Master Of Puppets, the pressure is once again on to keep the standard up, a little over two months before the Supreme Challenge.

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SWF - Supremacy Part II [CENTER]Professional Wrestling doesn't know me. But they will. I am ... [IMG]http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm96/Shmoestah/Hawkins2.jpg[/IMG] [B][COLOR="Navy"]SETH HAWKINS[/COLOR][/B] And I'm here to revolutionize the SWF.[/CENTER] [B][I][U][COLOR="Navy"]Biography[/COLOR][/U][/I] Style:[/B] MMA Crossover [Technical Specialist] [B]Age:[/B] 25 [B]Hometown:[/B] Albany, New York [B]Height & Weight:[/B] 6'2'' / 240 lbs [Middleweight] [B]Average Homeland Popularity:[/B] A [B]Card Position:[/B] Upper Midcard [B]Bio:[/B] Seth Hawkins is the half brother of TCW star Wolf, and thanks to his own successful career in Mixed Martial Arts, he has a very loyal fanbase too. His MMA career went 23-2 over a period of five years, and realising the wear and tear on his body, made the transition to professional wrestling. Luckily, being a good friend of MMA fan Jerry Eisen, he not only managed to gain employment with the SWF, but become head booker. [B]Worker Relationships:[/B] Blood Relative of Wolf Hawkins. Strong Friendship with Jerry Eisen. Strong Friendship with Duane Stone. Split Up with Jenny Playmate. Dating Dawn The Cheerleader. [B]Finisher(s):[/B] [Primary] Coquina Clutch (Submission) [Secondary] Cross Arm Exploder Suplex (Pinfall)

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Supreme Wrestling Federation Roster [CENTER][IMG]http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm96/Shmoestah/SWF-1.jpg[/IMG] [B][COLOR="RoyalBlue"][size="3"][u]Supreme Wrestling Federation Roster[/u][/size][/COLOR][/B] As of May 2007[/CENTER] [B][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]Main Eventers[/COLOR] Face:[/B] Christian Faith Jack Bruce [B]Heel:[/B] Angry Gilmore - [B][COLOR="royalblue"]SWF World Heavyweight Champion[/COLOR][/B] Marc DuBois Remo Runaway Train Sam Keith Squeeky McClean [B][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]Upper Midcarders[/COLOR] Face:[/B] Elmo Benson Enygma Randy Bumfhole - [B][COLOR="royalblue"]SWF World Tag Team Champion[/COLOR][/B] Skull DeBones Steve Frehley [B]Heel:[/B] Big Smack Scott Eric Eisen Rich Money - [B][COLOR="royalblue"]SWF North American Champion[/COLOR][/B] (Injured for 21 days) Seth Hawkins [B][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]Midcarders[/COLOR] Face:[/B] Groucho Bling Jumbo Shrimp Lobster Warrior Robbie Retro Zimmy Bumfhole - [B][COLOR="royalblue"]SWF Shooting Star & Tag Team Champion[/COLOR] Heel:[/B] Darryl Devine Enforcer Roberts Fredrique Antonio Garcia Guide Joe Sexy Kurt Laramee [B][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]Lower Midcarders[/COLOR] Face:[/B] Akima Brave Brett Biggz Calamari Kid Kid Toma [B]Heel:[/B] Lead Belly Shady K [B][COLOR="royalblue"]Openers[/COLOR] Face:[/B] Bart Biggz Mikel Alonso [B]Heel:[/B] Andre Jones Knuckles [B][COLOR="royalblue"]Enhancement Talent[/COLOR] Face:[/B] Edd Stone [B]Heel:[/B] Grease Hogg [B][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]Non Competitors:[/COLOR] Face:[/B] Ana Garcia [Colour Commentator for Supreme TV, Elite and PPV's] Chief Two Eagles [Road Agent] Darren Smith [SWF Head Referee] Dawn The Cheerleader [Interviewer & Manager] Duane Fry [Announcer for Supreme TV and PPV's] Jerry Eisen [Announcer for SWF Elite] Jessie [Manager of the Biggz Boyz] Peter Michaels [Announcer for Supreme TV and PPV's] Ric Young [Referee] Shane Stones [Referee] [B]Heel:[/B] Carl Batch [Manager of Dirty White Boyz] Pat Deacon [Road Agent] Richard Eisen [SWF Chairman, Authority Figure and mentor of Darryl Devine] The Guru [Manager of Runaway Train] [CENTER][B][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]SWF Champions[/COLOR][/B] [IMG]http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm96/Shmoestah/SWFC.jpg[/IMG] [B]SWF World Heavyweight Championship[/B] - Prestige: 89.7% [IMG]http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm96/Shmoestah/AngryGilmore.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm96/Shmoestah/SWF_NA.jpg[/IMG] [B]SWF North American Championship[/B] - Prestige: 65.9% [IMG]http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm96/Shmoestah/RichMoney.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm96/Shmoestah/SWF_Tag.jpg[/IMG] [B]SWF World Tag Team Championship[/B] - Prestige: 51.7% [IMG]http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm96/Shmoestah/RandyBumfhole.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm96/Shmoestah/ZimmyBumfhole.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm96/Shmoestah/SWFSS-1.jpg[/IMG] [B]SWF Shooting Star Championship[/B] - Prestige: 38.9% [IMG]http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm96/Shmoestah/ZimmyBumfhole.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER]

[Shmoe]

Still wiping my eyes from a hard night of partying Saturday after the two night wrestle fest that was Master Of Puppets on pay per view Thursday and SWF Elite on GNN Total Sports last night. Both events were a huge success, with Master Of Puppets getting the very rarely achieved A* rating, which a promotion hasn't earned since a PGHW pay per view back in 2005, and Supreme TV gaining a just as coveted A rating, according to TotalExtremeWrestling.com. I was really swept away with all this commotion, considering I'd only been in wrestling since January, but that's what you get for being MMA Sensation Seth Hawkins. That and waking up in the same bed as Dawn The Cheerleader, but enough about that. If anything, wrestling had boosted my popularity and my reputation, going undefeated in my time here and choking out many a foe, which is a booking ploy to get me even more over, even though I just came here for a payday. I pushed the doors open to Richard's office. He and I had become well acquainted since I joined the company, being around him often thanks to Jerry's influence, so I didn't need to have the secretary call him to let him know I was coming. I wore some shades to cover my eyes and tried to not slur my words as a result of my hangover as Rich greeted me as enthusiastically as ever. "[COLOR="Green"]Ah, Seth! How are you doing today?[/COLOR]" "[COLOR="Navy"]Not so great, Richard. Not great at all.[/COLOR]" "[COLOR="Green"]I'm sorry to hear that. Also, Seth, I hate to tell you this but we've got a bit of a meeting going on in here, and somebody isn't going to be too happy to see you, but as head booker you have to be present. Please, come in and sit.[/COLOR]" I followed Richard through his lovely Connecticut office in the headquarters of the company to the board room, the long oak table stretching much further than it actually needed too to house everybody sitting around it. We had Peter Michaels, Sam Keith, my good friend Jerry Eisen, another man I had bonded with, and World champion Angry Gilmore, Eric Eisen, and at the head sits Richard. Still, I knew instinctively who wasn't happy. "[COLOR="Navy"]Good morning all. And how are we doing at this ungodly hour?[/COLOR]" Richard chuckled a little, as did Gilmore. A wry smile came over Keith's mouth as Jerry just sat back. Eric however, looked like he was going to explode. Low and behold, he did. "[COLOR="Blue"]Oh, don't give me more of your s***, Hawkins! You waltz in here and you act like you're the head honcho of this place! You're nothing more than a second rate act who got lucky running the place when my dear old dad had a momentary lapse of concentration![/COLOR]" "[COLOR="Green"]Eric, I don't appreciate that in my company, thank you![/COLOR]" "[COLOR="Blue"]SHUT UP OLD MAN![/COLOR]" We were all taken aback by this statement. Gilmore rarely joined us in creative meetings and this was only because he'd been in the main event of the pay per view a few days ago, so this was somewhat a culture shock. "[COLOR="Blue"]You've been defending this guys bonehead decision for months, did you forget about your own son, Dad?! Did you forget about me when you were letting your knight in shining amour here run amok over your promotion?! DID YOU?![/COLOR]" I couldn't take anymore. I stood up sharp, knocking the chair down behind me and stared Eric straight in the eye. He gulped and backed off a single step as I slammed both my hands on the table. "[COLOR="Navy"]If you haven't noticed, Eric, I'm standing right here. And if you haven't remembered something else, if you want to disrespect me, your father and your fellow competitors in this room, then I have no problem breaking you in half right now. Is that clear?[/COLOR]" The atmosphere in the room got tense. Really, really tense. The veteran, and most respected man in the room, took his turn to speak up. Sam Keith is known for sorting things out. "[COLOR="Orange"]Both of you, sit the hell down. We don't need any violence in here. Seth, calm down, take a seat, pour yourself a drink or something, and let's sort this out. Eric ...what the f*** is your problem, man?[/COLOR]" "[COLOR="Blue"]My problem? My problem is that this outsider can do whatever he likes, and has crapped all over my since day one! His decisions have been nothing short of f***ing ridiculous![/COLOR]" "[COLOR="Navy"]Oh, so this is about Friday Eric? You immature s*** for brains?[/COLOR]" "[COLOR="DarkRed"]Guys, just SHUT THE HELL UP![/COLOR]" Tom could actually get like his namesake, a little angry, sometimes. "[COLOR="Gray"]Seth, he's right. I agree with you, but in the presence of my father, you don't want to overstep the line with Eric. I'd like to sort this out as civilised human beings.[/COLOR]" "[COLOR="Blue"]Dad, come on! I was ready to crack the main event scene! They were rating me as 'A' across America after I defeated Steve Frehley, and then this idiot booked me to lose to a nobody![/COLOR]" I couldn't believe that he said that. I could feel my muscles tensing and knew that if I could get over the table quick enough, Eric would be helpless. I restrained myself. "[COLOR="Navy"]Eric, are you so disrespectful? I booked you to lose to Randy Bumfhole, I'd hardly call him a nobody. He's one of the future stars of not just this company, but this business. You remained in the upper midcard, and he got moved up into it. What's the problem there?[/COLOR]" "[COLOR="Blue"]The problem, Hawkins, is that I should be the SWF World Heavyweight Champion by now! The fans were behind me getting a HUGE push! And you managed to get my creative control clause revoked from my contract, so now you can do what you want with me, like job me out![/COLOR]" "[COLOR="Navy"]Eric, how do I put it ...the fans [I]hate[/I] you, and it isn't even good heat, it's actually disdain. They want you out of wrestling completely, they crap all over you every time you wrestle. You want to know why, Eric? You are not main event material. You are most certainly not World championship material. I shouldn't have even booked you over Frehley because of the hit to his overness he took by losing to you, but I did as a favour, and you can't return it to Randy who could be a legitimate World champion in a few years time?[/COLOR]" "[COLOR="Blue"]Oh, so says Mr. Head Booker who hasn't booked himself to lose one single f***ing match in five months!![/COLOR]" "[COLOR="Green"]Eric, that was MY idea, I'll have you know, and that angle has done extremely well. Seth is built up as an unstoppable MMA machine, which was the plan upon hiring him, so sit down and shut up.[/COLOR]" Eric, humbled by me and his father, sat and pushed himself away from the table. "[COLOR="Green"]Seth, I respect your viewpoint, but I don't like you talking to, or about my son that way. Why should he not be the champion?[/COLOR]" "[COLOR="Gray"]Dad, Tom just won the championship, and the fans are behind him no matter how much we push him as a heel! Tom is the best champion we've had since Faith's last reign, and you need to stop ignoring the reactions to Eric! You hear them as clear as I do, the only person the crowd legitimitely hates more is Scott. I'm sorry, but that's the way it is, and Seth has realised that, and made the better desicion.[/COLOR]" Eric looked absolutely shocked at the 'betrayl' by his brother, siding with me over him. He shoved the chair back and stormed from the room, with Richard putting his head in his hands and telling us all that he'd talk to him later, smooth things over. We followed up that ruckus by discussing the success of the previous two nights for business, with the pay per view getting a 7.12 buyrate, and grossing us over four million dollars. We talked about further plans and even rough ideas for the Supreme Challenge in a few months. About an hour later we emerged from the room and Richard talked to Eric, in order to get him to apologize. They left us alone. Eric outstretched his hand, and I took it. As I did, he clenched harder and basically spat at me "[COLOR="Blue"]Seth. I'm sorry. But if you happen to book me in a match with you at any point, I'm gonna shoot on you for how you've treated me and how you've twisted my family.[/COLOR]" Not intimidated, I clenched Eric's hand harder, waited to see the pain in his face and wrenched him up right to my face. "[COLOR="Navy"]And if you ever try and shoot on me, Eric[/COLOR]" I whispered to him, "[COLOR="navy"]Then I'm going to break your legs.[/COLOR]" With that, I let go and walked out of the office to go get a coffee from my secretary Jenna as I left Eric pondering his actions. Just another day at the office with the SWF.

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Thumbs up. I'll be reading.

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[CENTER][B][SIZE="3"][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]Supreme TV Preview[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/CENTER] After a massive week in the Supreme Wrestling Federation last week, topped with the Master Of Puppets pay per view that saw Angry Gilmore retain his World Heavyweight Championship against Sam Keith, the SWF brings you their flagship programme, Supreme TV! Angry Gilmore will be in action, taking on the former tag team champion Akima Brave. Many take this as an obvious outcome as Gilmore has been dominating the SWF for months and is red hot. Experts know to never count the Samoan wildboy out of the equation though, as he's a future star who can take this chance to vault up the card with a win against the champ! A man who has had a disheartening 2007 thus far, Skull DeBones is ready to pick up some momentum and surge back into the main event scene after suffering losses to Angry Gilmore, Sam Keith, Marc DuBois, Remo and others. It is entirely possible his bad luck will continue against Guide. Guide is a hungry young star who has moved through the independant scene for years, and is tipped to be a big thing, as he proved in his debut a few weks back when nearly defeating Jack Bruce! A great technical wrestler, can he overcome the aggrivated DeBones? At Master Of Puppets, the epic, three month rivalry of Christian Faith and Squeeky McClean continued, with Squeeky once again suffering a defeat after a hard fought contest. Squeeky is obviously frustrated with being unable to overcome the legendary Faith. At Elite, the night after the pay per view, Squeeky managed to secure another match with Faith for the PPV Times of Trouble, and hopes to pick up some momentum against Enygma. The Enigmatic One has had a rough time of it since losing the SWF World Heavyweight Championship a few years back, being unable to reclaim his spot near the top. This would be a prime time to pick up a win as Squeeky is one of the hottest properties in the federation right now. Can Enygma score a shocking upset? In the main event of the evening, we see a titanic clash of old versus new as High Concept member Elmo Benson takes on the best wrestler of his generation Sam Keith. Elmo has been seperated from Bling for a while now as he has been tirelessly chasing the North American championship from Rich Money, who has cheated his way to retaining over Elmo. Currently out of action, Money has Elmo to face when he returns, and Benson wants to prove that despite his comic bravado he is a serious challenger. Keith on the other hand has won championships all over the globe, but longs to regain the World Heavyweight Championship. Having secured a rematch for the title against Gilmore at Times of Trouble after another legendary performance, Keith needs to pick up some momentum to keep rolling to his fifth SWF World title. [color="royalblue"][B]Scheduled Matches:[/B][/color] Non-Title [B]Angry Gilmore[/B] vs. [B]Akima Brave Guide[/B] vs. [B]Skull DeBones Enygma[/B] vs. [B]Squeeky McClean Elmo Benson[/B] vs. [B]Sam Keith[/B]

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After Eisen had agreed to the booking sheet on Saturday night, everything felt a little better. I stayed around the arena that Elite was held in, as I had to wait around to make sure everybody got off all right to the airport, to make sure the set went down, nothing exploded, so on and so forth. After the earlier confrontation with Eric Eisen, I wasn't feeling so good. Jerry, Richard and reluctantly Eric, jetted off in their private plane to the location of the next show, or to one of their many huge houses, I really didn't know. I laughed when I heard the story that Eric was refusing to go home with them, like a kid in a play park when he's having too much fun, and threw a fit like a kid in a supermarket when his mom won't let him have any skittles. Still, everything was going according to plan, which was a good thing with a few of the guys hanging around. After packing up the last thing into one of our production trucks, I saw it off and headed for my car. I span around to walk into the parking lot when what to my wondering eyes should appear, but ... [CENTER][IMG]http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm96/Shmoestah/RandyBumfhole.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] Randy Bumfhole! He was smiling as usual, and despite his messy, 'bed head' hair, looked amazingly smart in a suit that is company dress policy unless your Christian Faith or one of the Eisen's. "[COLOR="Navy"]Hey Randy, how are you doing man? Why haven't you left yet?[/COLOR]" "[COLOR="SeaGreen"]I'm not doing so bad, I got Zimmy waiting in the car. He's a little pissed about it but I told him I had to wait to see you.[/COLOR]" "[COLOR="Navy"]What about? You're not defecting to TCW are you![/COLOR]" I said in my usual sarcastic tone when making a joke. Unless he was actually moving to TCW. "[COLOR="SeaGreen"]Man, no I'm not defecting! Sam told me earlier how you talked me up in your meeting, I heard that Eric is pretty pissed at you for it, but I wanted to say thanks for booking me over him. About time somebody put him in his place, and I think you're the only one who is un-afraid enough to do it.[/COLOR]" "[COLOR="Navy"]Don't talk crap about Eric, you realise his family find out about everything somebody says about them. They probably wire every building we perform in. Seriously though Randy, it's my pleasure. You're going to be motherf***ing huge one day, I'm giving you the push to get there.[/COLOR]" I shook Randy's hand as he ran across the parking lot and hopped into his car. Zimmy lent out the window and waved at me whilst screaming "[COLOR="YellowGreen"]Thanks for making me late, man![/COLOR]" I laughed and waved them off and opened the door to my car, which was remarkably better than the one I'd been driving before landing this booker gig. Hey, it's not as hard as it looks ...until you buy '08!

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SWF Supreme TV #1 [CENTER][B][SIZE="3"][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]SWF Supreme TV[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] 10,000 Sell Out at Connecticut Symphony Hall - Tuesday Week 3, May 2007[/CENTER] The theme music of Supreme TV breaks over the sound system; the dark matches are over, we are live on America-Sports-1! The camera pans the arena overseeing the fans and watching the fantastic pyro display before we settle on the announcer's desk, featuring the three Supreme TV staples, Peter Michaels, Duane Fry and Ana Garcia! [B][COLOR="Sienna"]Fry:[/COLOR][/B] Good evening everybody and thanks for joining the SWF tonight for the premier wrestling in the world today at Supreme TV! But before we go on tonight I'm sitting by with my esteemed collegues, legendary announcer Peter Michaels and the always lovely Ana Garcia! [B][COLOR="Blue"]Michaels:[/COLOR][/B] Thank you Duane! [B][COLOR="SeaGreen"]Garcia:[/COLOR][/B] Yes Duane, how very flattering. If you were a little more handsome you may have actually had a shot! [B][COLOR="Blue"]Michaels:[/COLOR][/B] Moving on, we have an astounding show for you less than a week removed from the blockbuster event Master Of Puppets, featuring a classic championship match between Angry Gilmore and Sam Keith, and there are still replays being shown on USA Free Choice Pay Per View, and you can order it through SWF.com too! [B][COLOR="Sienna"]Fry:[/COLOR][/B] And if you missed it, you surely don't want to again, because you'll regret it if you don't catch it, it gained esteemed A* ratings all over the globe! [B][COLOR="SeaGreen"]Garcia:[/COLOR][/B] Well boys, I think we all know that my presence at the announce desk boosted that up one or two ratings! [B][COLOR="Blue"]Michaels:[/COLOR][/B] Our first match of the evening now, the Amazing Bumfholes, who won the Tag Team Championships last week at Master Of Puppets, make their first defense against former champions The Dirty White Boyz! [CENTER][IMG]http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm96/Shmoestah/SWF_Tag.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm96/Shmoestah/SWF_Tag.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm96/Shmoestah/RandyBumfhole.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm96/Shmoestah/ZimmyBumfhole.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm96/Shmoestah/LeadBelly.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm96/Shmoestah/GreaseHogg.jpg[/IMG] [B]SWF World Tag Team Championships [COLOR="RoyalBlue"]The Amazing Bumfholes[/COLOR][/B] © vs. [B][COLOR="royalblue"]The Dirty White Boyz[/COLOR][/B][/CENTER] The Dirty White Boyz, accompanied as always by the 'Number One Hustlah' Carl Batch, get a smattering of jeers around the arena from ten thousand strong fans. The Bumfholes explode with their usual sense of energy to a massive ovation, with Randy having his Tag title around his waist, and Zimmy having his Tag belt on one shoulder, and his Shooting Star title around his waist. Zimmy and Randy hand their tag team belts to referee Shane Stones and we get this one underway. Randy, hot off a win over Eric Eisen, locks up with Lead Belly. Randy uses his superior speed to keep the biker at bay, slipping under any attempts at a grab and performing quick take downs and wrist locks on Lead. Randy gets Lead tied up in the wrist lock and tags in Zimmy, who springs to the top rope and jumps off with an axe handle to the back of Lead Belly! Zimmy continues to dominate Lead with quick paced clotheslines and spinning leg lariats. Zimmy takes off the ropes and Batch grabs his leg! This lets Belly tag out to Grease Hogg. Hogg beats on Zimmy, using the distraction from Batch to open fire on the older double champion brother. Zimmy is reeling as Hogg lands a suplex and stomps away, with Batch yelling instructions. Randy is waiting for the tag but Zimmy can't get there. Hogg goes for a back body drop, but Zimmy uses his athleticism to flip onto his feet and makes the tag! Randy explodes back in as Hogg tags back out. Lead Belly tries to avoid a dropkick, dodges but Hogg gets nailed instead! Lead Belly turns around, Bumfhole In One! It's lightning quick, one ...two ...three! Bumfholes retain! - [B][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]C+[/COLOR][/B] The camera's pan around the arena as the Bumfholes celebrate on their way back, and we catch a glimpse in the crowd of a familiar face, and sat in third row, scowling and dressed in a "MMA Killer" tee and some track pants is Seth Hawkins! Hawkins is getting a good view of the action up close tonight! - [B][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]B+[/COLOR][/B] Backstage, Jack Bruce is stood by to massive cheers. I believe that he's in the top three most over people in our company, alongside Gilmore and Faith. Of the three I don't know who is more over. Still, huge pop. [B][COLOR="DarkOrchid"]Jack Bruce:[/COLOR][/B] YEAH BABY! Everybody, tonight, welcome to SUPREME ...IS ...BRUCE! Crowd pop. [B][COLOR="DarkOrchid"]Bruce:[/COLOR][/B] Tonight, right here in Connecticut, Jack Bruce has got something a little bit different for you, and for everybody watching at home! Because last week, after defeating the Runaway Train, our FORMER CHAMPION BABY, in a New York Minute, he tried to lay waste to the Bruce! But thanks to one man, the Train and the Guru couldn't. And that is thanks to SKULL DEBONES! The fans pop considerbly less for DeBones, who was a force in the main event up until a month or two ago, but he still gets a very positive reaction! [B][COLOR="darkorchid"]Bruce:[/COLOR][/B] Skull, man, I just HAD to invite you out here to tell you, in front of all these people, that I appreciate what you did, and know that you looked out for me, and I'm gonna do the same for you! Bruce outstretches his hand. DeBones' masked face looks down at the hand and back and Bruce's face, before firmly shaking Bruce's hand! [B][COLOR="DarkGreen"]Skull DeBones:[/COLOR][/B] Bruce, I am an avenging angel, and no matter where injustice is happening, whether it be to you, or to anybody else, I'll be there. But if you have my back ...then I sure as hell have yours. - [B][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]B+[/COLOR][/B] From a scene that the fans are behind, to intense jeers as Squeeky McClean is grinning from ear to ear at the camera in front of a SWF backdrop. [B][COLOR="DeepSkyBlue"]Squeeky McClean:[/COLOR][/B] Yes, yes it is me, calm down out there! I'm here tonight to talk about when I finally become the legend I deserve to be, at Times of Trouble, when I pull the monkey that is Christian Faith off my back, beat it around the head and slap the Clean Out on it until I break their freaking bones! Y'see, I am Squeeky McClean, and I am the role model that this company needs! I don't drink, I don't do drugs, which I'm sure that Christian Faith, for all his bravado, is heavily involved in! And you know what that means; Christian Faith, morally, professionally and any other ways - I am superior to you! And to prove a point, I'll go to the ring right now and destroy another former SWF Champion, Enygma. See you at Times of Trouble, Christian. - [B][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]B+[/COLOR][/B] [CENTER][IMG]http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm96/Shmoestah/Enygma.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm96/Shmoestah/SqueekyMcClean.jpg[/IMG] [B][COLOR="royalblue"]Enygma[/COLOR][/B] vs. [B][COLOR="royalblue"]Squeeky McClean[/COLOR][/B][/CENTER] McClean has been on absolute fire lately, barring his losses to Christian Faith. Enygma, on the other hand, has suffered a total of fourteen losses since January, and has one win, which was unimpressive as it was against Brett Biggz. Of course, Enygma is looking scared, and too right he should be. Squeeky completely dominates the bout, working Enygma over, destroying his legs before clamping on the Clean Out for a quick tap out win, in a match that was truly amazing for a short technical squash bout. - [B][COLOR="royalblue"]A[/COLOR][/B] After that match had been cleared up, the signature tune hit the P/A and the whole (divided) crowd get onto their feet to cheer/boo the Heavyweight Champion of the World, Angry Gilmore! Gilmore smirks to himself as he slaps the World Championship on his shoulder and makes his way into the ring, grabbing a microphone. [B][COLOR="DarkRed"]Angry Gilmore:[/COLOR][/B] Ladies and gentlemen ...BOW BEFORE YOUR KING, or prepare to FACE ...MY ...WRATH! Still, a lot of fans seem to be cheering Gilmore. I suppose superior talent combined with superior charisma makes quite a likeable wrestler. Whatever crazy man thought of that idea? Why is the wrestling world not filled with Runaway Train's? [B][COLOR="DarkRed"]Gilmore:[/COLOR][/B] I am Angry Gilmore, I am the deserving World Heavyweight Champion, and after years I finally got what was coming to me, taking the belt of that talentless, gormless moron and returning this championship to a real [I]wrestler.[/I] I follow in the footsteps of men who actually made this championship over my shoulder a staple in the history of [I]wrestling.[/I] Forget Bruce The Giant, Micky Starr and even Sam Strong. Remember the icons that made the title great, the Rip Chord's, the Sean McFly's, and the Sam Keith's. Which is why it is an honor to be able to defend my championship against Keith again at Times Of Trouble, and even though you pushed me to the limit last time Sam, don't expect to be picking up your fifth SWF World championship at the Pay Per View, because Angry Gilmore is going to cement himself as the next legendary SWF Champion! - [B][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]A*[/COLOR][/B] [CENTER][IMG]http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm96/Shmoestah/AkimaBrave.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm96/Shmoestah/AngryGilmore.jpg[/IMG] [B][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]Akima Brave[/COLOR][/B] vs. [B][COLOR="royalblue"]Angry Gilmore[/COLOR][/B][/CENTER] The SWF World Heavyweight Champion is obviously already in the ring as Akima Brave comes out. The match gets underway and starts slow with some headlocks being traded. Gilmore is in control early on, landing two German suplexes on Brave and working over the head mainly to set up for the Anger Management brainbuster. Akima is reeling but when Gilmore misses a clothesline, Brave hops onto the second rope and hits a flying reverse crossbody for a near fall. Brave continues using his speed to hit some daredevil moves, but as he goes up for the Suicide Headbutt, Gilmore catches him, crotching him across the top rope. Gilmore grabs him by the head and lifts him high above his head, walks back into the center of the ring, and nails the Anger Management! It's a systematic three count as Gilmore is proclaimed the winner. After the match is done, Gilmore grabs his World Heavyweight Championship and climbs the turnbuckle, holding it aloft in one hand and pointing to himself, screaming something. He is indeed Angry. - [B][COLOR="royalblue"]B+[/COLOR][/B] (Match) - [B][COLOR="royalblue"]B[/COLOR][/B] (Celebration) After Gilmore has got to the back, some heavenly chorus breaks out, followed by a hard rock riff and out to jeers steps Darryl Devine, suit and all, followed as always by 'mentor', CEO Richard Eisen! They remain on the ramp to talk. [B][COLOR="Green"]Eisen:[/COLOR][/B] Ladies and gentlemen ...I give to you, my protege! The one glimmer of hope for the youth in this federation! A man who understands how to get things done! And that is why I have chosen him ...Darryl Devine! [B][COLOR="Teal"]Devine:[/COLOR][/B] Thank you, Richard, because you see ...your chairman does not lie! I am Darryl Devine and I am the single ray of hope for this promotion. I am the man that will lead us to a new era in wrestling history when I win the World championship! It may be six months and it may be seven months, but that time is coming. Lately, my opponents have been running dry! It seems that nobody wants to face me because they know what happens when people take me on. Well, I hereby officially make this Open Challenge! Anybody who has the balls to take me on Friday night at Elite, good for you, because you'll find out just why they call me Devine! - [B][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]B-[/COLOR][/B] (Richard helped Darryl out here) [CENTER][IMG]http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm96/Shmoestah/SkullDeBones.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm96/Shmoestah/Guide.jpg[/IMG] [B][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]Skull DeBones[/COLOR][/B] vs. [B][COLOR="royalblue"]Guide[/COLOR][/B][/CENTER] Quite a good match considering DeBones was involved, and he is one of my most underwhelming upper cards. Still, Guide has been impressive thus far and Skull hasn't been bad these past few weeks. It's mainly a brawl, which is unwise for Guide seeing as his technical skill is superior. Still, they trade shots with force, although DeBones gets the upper hand. Guide tries to set up for the Guided Missile many times but DeBones always blocks it, much to Guide's frustration. Eventually, the frustration is his downfall and DeBones lands him Six Feet Under! The huge chokeslam connects, and it's a three count. - [B][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]C+[/COLOR][/B] Before the final match of the evening, the Supreme HD Screen brings up the grizzled face of legendary Sam Keith. [B][COLOR="Orange"]Sam Keith:[/COLOR][/B] At Master Of Puppets, I defied what everybody has said about me for years now. I showed everybody that I am the icon that can still go. I went hard and heavy for over twenty minutes with Angry Gilmore, twenty eight years of age, eighteen years my younger, and I nearly defeated him. And that sparked something in my brain that said "Sam, you can still do it. Don't give up yet. If you can take it to Gilmore, who is to say you don't deserve another chance?" And so I did. I requested my match, and I got it. So at Times of Trouble, you'll see another world class performance out of the greatest wrestler of all time, one that may see me crowned five time Supreme Wrestling Federation World Heavyweight Champion! - [B][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]A[/COLOR][/B] [CENTER][IMG]http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm96/Shmoestah/ElmoBenson.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm96/Shmoestah/SamKeith.jpg[/IMG] [B][COLOR="royalblue"]Elmo Benson[/COLOR][/B] vs. [B][COLOR="royalblue"]Sam Keith[/COLOR][/B][/CENTER] The last time these two wrestled got a 4 and a three quarter star rating according to TEW.com. The crowd are fired up for it and these two lock up. Keith uses a few underhanded tactics to get ahead, an eye rake and some roll ups with tight hooks. Is it cheap tactics, or is it veteran mentality? Eventually, the number one contender to the North American Championship Elmo picks up the pace with some lightning quick chain wrestling matching up to the technical legend himself, who battles right back. Elmo gets up top and hits an outstanding missile dropkick for a two count. Keith kicks out though and smashes Elmo with a huge lariat he must have learned in Japan, and gets him a near fall! The bout goes on with some huge moves traded, even the Shockwave From Next Year by Elmo Benson, his signature running Enziugiri! He covers, gets to two but Keith gets his foot on the bottom rope! Elmo can't believe it and is distracted from that point, eventually so much he walks into Keith's first ever finisher, the Neutron Plex! One ...two ...three, Keith wins! - [B][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]A[/COLOR][/B] [CENTER][B]Final Rating: [COLOR="royalblue"]B+[/COLOR][/B][/CENTER] Extremely satisfying show, above average, above solid, not in the top category I've ever done. Amazingly, Enygma was in the second best match of the night, and Keith never fails to dissapoint in the main event, as well as Elmo Benson stepping it up. Overall, a very good show. [CENTER][IMG]http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm96/Shmoestah/SWF1.jpg[/IMG] [I]A SWF Production, ©2007[/I][/CENTER]

[Shmoe]

"[COLOR="Navy"]Hey Sam, nice job out there tonight. You and Benny tore that place down![/COLOR]" Looking the legendary Sam Keith, the one wrestler I actually knew anything about before I joined the SWF in January, and having a smile returned was a great feeling. "[COLOR="Orange"]Nothing to it, kid. I go out there, I do my job. And I do it better than anybody else![/COLOR]" A little tongue in cheek, and at the same time, almost true. Keith, or Gauge, shook my hand briefly and walked on. My night was finally over. I had been sitting in the crowd at the beginning of the show, actually having to intimidate a 'hard man' who thought he could try and fight me. Obviously these few months in professional wrestling have made people forget that I knocked out sixteen men cold, but that is none of my concern. I was just happy to have another successful show under my belt, and no doubt one that Richard would be happy with. I turned and started to walk away, down the stairs leading up to the ramp and into the corridors of the Connecticut Symphony Hall. All the guys were laughing and joking, and no doubt happy to see me. Jack Bruce gave me a high five, I waved and Robbie Retro who actually span on the spot and froze in a Travolta pose ...his gimmick really is an extension of his real life personality. I walked in to the main locker room, and despite what you normally think of locker rooms, this is the SWF ...even our locker rooms are supreme! Everything looked clean, a nice spacious room big enough for the whole roster. Not the whole roster were there, but unfortunately one person was. "[COLOR="Blue"]HAWKINS!![/COLOR]" Ah crap. I span around, and knew that I'd only be seeing one face. [CENTER][IMG]http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm96/Shmoestah/EricEisen_alt1.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] "[COLOR="Navy"]Good evening Eric! What brings you and your bad haircut here? Not at home sucking mother's bountiful teet?[/COLOR]" Darryl Devine, who had only been with us as long as I had, had the audacity to laugh and Eisen shot him a look as if to say 'I'll have you fired like that.' Darryl shut his mouth quickly. "[COLOR="Pink"]C'mon Seth,[/COLOR]" Dawn put in, quickly as if to stop something errupting. "[COLOR="pink"]let's just get out of here, okay hun? You don't want to fight.[/COLOR]" "[COLOR="Blue"]Oh no! Big, hard Mixed Martial Artist has to have his dumb ass girlfriend step in and stop him kicking my million dollar ass![/COLOR]" None of the boys laughed at that one. They must have seen the expression on my face. "[COLOR="blue"]Come on, Hawkins! Why don't you try and fight me, huh?[/COLOR]" "[COLOR="Navy"]Eric, as much as I, not to mention the boys, would love for me to rip you limb from limb right here in this locker room, I don't want to lose my job over kicking your ass, not to mention staining this lovely carpet with your blood. But hey, Eisen, if you want to bring Dawn into this, maybe you'd like to step outside and we'll settle this?[/COLOR]" Eisen swallowed his breath and shuffled backwards as I stepped forwards, still trying to stand upright as possible in order to not look weak in front of the boys. "[COLOR="Navy"]So please, Eric, tell me! What is your problem this time? As far as I remember I didn't job you out to a 'nobody' on this show ...[/COLOR]" I shot a look Randy Bumfhole's way as he smirked at me, knowing that I'd stand up for him. I thought this fight could cost me my job, but I had to stand up for myself. "[COLOR="Blue"]The problem? The PROBLEM?! You didn't even book me on this show, and let me guess, you haven't booked me on Elite Friday night either?! You haven't got any plans for me on Times Of Trouble?![/COLOR]" "[COLOR="Navy"]Now there is where you're wrong, Eric, I've thought wouldn't it be great to have Edd Stone beat you in twenty seconds? He's like you, the son of a legendary wrestling figure, not to mention he has [I]talent.[/I] Now that, [I]that[/I] my friend is my booking mind at its best![/COLOR]" "[COLOR="Blue"]You son of a-![/COLOR]" Eric's hand flew back over his shoulder as he lurched and threw a punch my way. Instinctively I ducked it, grabbed his arm and threw him to the ground. The boys all looked on in stunned silence as Eric lay, his hip and his ego bruised, and his eyes staring up at me, the amount of violence in his eyes unparralled to anything I have seen before. Eisen stood up and looked around the locker room. "[COLOR="blue"]You're gone Hawkins. You'll be out of here so fast, you made the biggest mistake of your life by messing with me.[/COLOR]" "[COLOR="Navy"]Fine, run to your father. I look forward to it.[/COLOR]" With that, Eric took his leave from the room. I know that Eric is respected by quite a number of his peers and to be honest, his work ethic is quite good, but the kid has inherited an ego that his father didn't originally own, and neither did his brother, and I've learnt to never let a person stand over you because of their status. A small cheer went up from the guys present in the locker room and a few guys came up and gave me what sounded like congratulations. I enjoyed the respect and the sense of family I got around these guys for me standing up for them, but I knew that their would be hell to pay.