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I'm probably going to get a lot of heat for saying this, but I'll say it anyway:p : Big Smack Scott - the guy is a talentless a**hole, and do not see the humor in him being so. I usually just job him out (well, he's got an "A" momentum...) and fire him asap.
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[QUOTE=Gigas;451829]Mine would have to be Nomad.[/QUOTE] Woah, woah, woah! Hold on a sec there. What's wrong with Nomad? :( Mine would probably be Shooter Sean Deeley. I can't really express my hatred of the guy in words, because I don't really know what it is that I hate about him so much. Maybe it's the eyebrows? I guess there's an X Factor as far as dislike goes, where you can't really explain it but you just don't like someone.
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My least favorites -- favorites plural! -- are the damn Bumfholes. That's an incredibly stupid name. And their pictures are stupid too -- they look like a couple of twelve-year-old boys who just broke into into their father's liquor cabinet, not elite professional wrestling stars. They're from Florida -- I lived there for a decade, and firmly believe nothing good comes from Florida. I mean... just look at these kids. How can you not want to punch them? (Worst part is, if you punched them, they'd probably beat you mercilessly.) As for which one I hate more? Well, let's see... Zimmy is manipulative, Randy is flaky. That's a wash. "Zimmy" isn't actually a name; advantage Randy. But ultimately, I think I like Randy less, and I'll tell you why. This game seems to expect us to believe that Randy Bumfhole has an A in sex appeal. And if there's one thing worse than the Bumfholes, it's fans finding the Bumfholes attractive.
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[QUOTE=D-Lyrium;451872]Woah, woah, woah! Hold on a sec there. What's wrong with Nomad? :( Mine would probably be Shooter Sean Deeley. I can't really express my hatred of the guy in words, because I don't really know what it is that I hate about him so much. Maybe it's the eyebrows? I guess there's an X Factor as far as dislike goes, where you can't really explain it but you just don't like someone.[/QUOTE] I just hate nomads picture and bio. And Sean Deeley is awesome, but I never seem to push him past the midcard.
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My top choices are Land Mass and Rodger Dodger. Land Mass, because he is basically a useless tub of lard and Rodger, because nobody who is an enhancement talent in a small sized promotion should be pulling in $1500 a month, no matter how much charisma they have!
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I too dislike the Bumfholes. I also dislike Marc Dubois, Christian Faith, Matty Phatty, Giant Redwood and Edd Stone. I also used to hate Eddie Peak before Monkeypox's DAVE diary, because he was always the biggest jerk to me in wrestling spirit. I like him a lot now.
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[QUOTE=March;451901]I too dislike the Bumfholes. I also dislike Marc Dubois, Christian Faith, Matty Phatty, Giant Redwood and Edd Stone. I also used to hate Eddie Peak before Monkeypox's DAVE diary, because he was always the biggest jerk to me in wrestling spirit. I like him a lot now.[/QUOTE] I used to hate The Natural because of how he treated me in WreSpi too! Haha, talk about holding grudges. Then one time in NOTBPW last year, I just gave him the belt and let him run. It was awesome, why Adam doesnt go that direction bothers me. He has a good look, good skill, and good on the stick, plus he isnt too big for NOTBPW from what I know.
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[QUOTE=D-Lyrium;451872]Woah, woah, woah! Hold on a sec there. What's wrong with Nomad? :( Mine would probably be Shooter Sean Deeley. I can't really express my hatred of the guy in words, because I don't really know what it is that I hate about him so much. Maybe it's the eyebrows? I guess there's an X Factor as far as dislike goes, where you can't really explain it but you just don't like someone.[/QUOTE] Wow he is one of my must signs in almost every game. Seems like 7 times out of 10 games I get a Excellent Chemistry note between him and Steve Flash.
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Meh. I guess I just don't really got for the 'pure technicians' that have zero character. I mean, I like a good technical wrestling match as much as the next guy (assuming the next guy likes a good technical wrestling match), but I like my Benoits, Jerichos and Michaleseses more than my Harts and Storms. Stretch the Chicken Boy, now there's someone with character ¬_¬ And he's not so far behind in talent, really... ¬_¬ Or Air Attack Weasel, Joey Poison, Plague. Guys you can really get behind and write for. Rather than wrestling machines who just... wrestle... well... and then go home.
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[QUOTE=Dragonmack;451896] Rodger Dodger... because nobody who is an enhancement talent in a small sized promotion should be pulling in $1500 a month, no matter how much charisma they have![/QUOTE] Damn skippy. On that vein I would add Sgt. Bubba Lee West. The guy is "alright" but he should not be asking for over a grand with only 'E' popularity. Another vote for the Bumfholes. It pisses me off cuz in the news reports it is always "Big things from the Bumfholes" and I'm thinking there's no way they should be anything beyond a comedy act. Finally, a HUGE vote for the Hillbillies because of the '97 mod. The Hillbillies ruin RPW because "Cousin Ezra" is a friggin main event, competing against Brent Hill, Alex Braun, and Steve 'Friggin' Flash. There is no way that talented of a main event should ever have to f*** around with the likes of "Cousin Ezra"
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[QUOTE=D-Lyrium;451948]Meh. I guess I just don't really got for the 'pure technicians' that have zero character. I mean, I like a good technical wrestling match as much as the next guy (assuming the next guy likes a good technical wrestling match), but I like my Benoits, Jerichos and Michaleseses more than my Harts and Storms. Stretch the Chicken Boy, now there's someone with character ¬_¬ And he's not so far behind in talent, really... ¬_¬ Or Air Attack Weasel, Joey Poison, Plague. Guys you can really get behind and write for. Rather than wrestling machines who just... wrestle... well... and then go home.[/QUOTE] Just push him like Kurt Angle. Deeley usually gains entertainment skills quite quickly.
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[QUOTE=praguepride;451951] Another vote for the Bumfholes. It pisses me off cuz in the news reports it is always "Big things from the Bumfholes" and I'm thinking there's no way they should be anything beyond a comedy act. [/QUOTE] Exactly. How could anybody be taken seriously with the name Bumfhole? It has comedy written all over it.
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I've never really liked any of the male Stones other than Ed and Duane. I don't know why (their style is one that I normally really mark out for), but I think the skimilarities with the Harts has always rather put me off them.
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Lord James King or something like that in NOTBPW.....he creates backstage problems, has bad momentum, is off his game 2 out of every 3 matches and seems to drag down good workers to his miserable level....unless it has something to do with his destiny stat in my game. Oh and Ultra Atlantis.....no matter what I do, I cant even get him to be competitive enough. In 07 I managed to turn him into a very over main event monster heel in OLLIE, but in 08, no matter which mexican promotion I choose, he just stinks the joint.
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