theaddicane Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 Random musing today led me to a question: If TEW was on the Xbox 360 (or indeed, PS3, with its new trophy system), what achievements would you put on it? It could be a bit of a laugh, or it could be some legitimate feat of TEW skill. I'm thinking there would be the obvious stuff like: [QUOTE]"Rated A*" -- Hold an A* rated show.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]"Worlwide Phenomenon" -- Raise a promotion to Global size.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]"Long Term" -- Play a game for 5 years.[/QUOTE] But there could be less conventional stuff like: [QUOTE]"Use the Force" -- Get Jim Force to A momentum or higher.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]"It's Bound to Happen" -- Have Big Smack Scott injure a worker on one of your shows. Or witness him execute the SSP (Shooting Smack Press). [/QUOTE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Aussie Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 This could be awesome [QUOTE]"Got Wood"---- Get Giant Redwood into the Hall of Immortals [/QUOTE] [QUOTE]"Bitter Defeat"---- Buy out the SWF [/QUOTE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infinitywpi Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 "Burnout" -- Take a promotion of Cult size or higher and drop them to Local. "Lost In Translation" -- have your most prestigious title be held by someone who doesn't speak the right language for your promotion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Casey Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 Faking It - An MMA Crossover guy becomes the most popular wrestler on your roster Going Hollywood - A worker on your roster goes off to make movies Rated R - Your hardcore fed goes National or above Women's Lib - As above, for a women's fed. Remianen is banned from achieving this... Go Figure - The Minor Annoyance and The Big Problem form a tag team Ripped Off - Rip Chord survives more than two years Hole In One - Randy or Zimmy Bumfhole become World champion Some of these, of course, are easier than others... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
praguepride Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 I'd avoid the random incident ones, those always piss off the gamers. Things like Rip dying or a movie star worker are pretty random. Here's one: Legend Killer: Have Puerto Rican Power drop the FCW title to another worker All Your Base Are Belong to Us: Buy out another promotion Backstabber: Break a pact with another promotion Top Dog: Be #1 in a regional/national battle for a full year. That's Impossible!: Get Minor Annoyance to A* momentum Sex Sells: Raise BSC up to Cult or higher DaVE Reborn: Raise PSW up to Cult or higher and have Phil Vibert and Nemesis employed. edit: About Time: Have Angry Gilmore win the SWF World title Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comradebot Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 [U]Red Scare[/U] Have Boris Kiriyakin achieve B- overness over an entire game area [U]Are You Now, Or Have You Ever Been...[/U] Marat Khoklov becomes the most over worker in America [U]Snuggleforce[/U] From a Tag Team consisting of Jim Force and Amo Del Gato [U]M. Buffalo[/U] Use American Buffalo's alter ego, Morpheus [U]Bring Out the Gimp[/U] Sign Minion [U]And The South Shall Rise Again...[/U] Sign 75% or more of the original SCCW roster [U]Grrrr, Arrrgh![/U] Sign Faith, Grue Slugg, Aud D'Hoffryn, and Puffy the Sand Iron Player [U]Fabulous![/U] Frederique Antonio Garcia wins the SWF World title [U]Crikey![/U] Take an Australian company to Global [U]Lou Dobbs Will Be Upset[/U] Gain C+ Overness in America with a company based in Mexico Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shamelessposer Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 [QUOTE=Comradebot;454997][U]Grrrr, Arrrgh![/U] Sign Faith, Grue Slugg, Aud D'Hoffryn, and Puffy the Sand Iron Player[/QUOTE] Aud D'Hoffryn is a Whedon reference? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Von Dozier Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 [U]Extreme Longevity[/U] Survive as PSW for more than 2 years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sudo_Nym Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 [QUOTE=shamelessposer;455007]Aud D'Hoffryn is a Whedon reference?[/QUOTE] Yeah. D'Hoffryn is the demon on Buffy who creates Vengeance Demons (including Anya). Ironically, I knew this, and yet I didn't get that Puffy the Sand Iron Player was a play on it until just now. Also, Leper King's former character Tom Angelus is another Whedon reference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scorpion Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 [QUOTE=Sudo_Nym;455016]Yeah. D'Hoffryn is the demon on Buffy who creates Vengeance Demons (including Anya). Ironically, I knew this, and yet I didn't get that Puffy the Sand Iron Player was a play on it until just now. Also, Leper King's former character Tom Angelus is another Whedon reference.[/QUOTE] I seem to remember a thread for a previous version discussing all the references in the Cornellverse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
praguepride Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 [QUOTE=scorpion;455017]I seem to remember a thread for a previous version discussing all the references in the Cornellverse.[/QUOTE] Link please :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scorpion Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 [QUOTE=praguepride;455037]Link please :D[/QUOTE] Oh please. For all I know it was 5 message boards ago :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
praguepride Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 [QUOTE=scorpion;455044]Oh please. For all I know it was 5 message boards ago :p[/QUOTE] [COLOR="Red"][B][SIZE="5"]LIES! FALSE PROMISES! RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE[/SIZE][/B][/COLOR] oh well... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scorpion Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 [QUOTE=praguepride;455046][COLOR="Red"][B][SIZE="5"]LIES! FALSE PROMISES! RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE[/SIZE][/B][/COLOR] oh well...[/QUOTE] LOL, start a new thread, it'll all come out of the woodwork Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Stranger Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 [U]Off the Smack[/U]: Turn Big Smack Scott into a positive influence in the locker room [U]Eminence Gris[/U]: Usher 5 wrestlers into the Hall of the Immortals [U]You'll Be Sorry[/U]: Get fired from a promotion, create your own, and beat your old employer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Wayne Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 A Booker's Champion: Win a main event level championship with a user-character A Fighting Champion: Defend a title 10 times We Work Well Together: Have positive chemistry with at least one wrestler, one manager, and one announcer/commentator We Don't Work Well Together: Get at least one negative chemistry I'll Watch Your Back - You Watch Mine: Friend or loyal relationship with at least one person in the locker room. I'll Show You Mine, You Show Me Yours: Create a working agreement with another promotion and successfuly complete a trade. Smart Business: Don't lose money for 3 months I've Seen This World Before: Give two or more wrestlers on your roster the same gimmick. Marketing Machine: Take an F- wrestler and make him A* popularity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FINisher Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 The "No, not there!" -award: A worker suffers from Distended Anus. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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