WWE: The Shocker (DEMO!!! ALERT!!!)

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(It's Bobinc's "As The Title Turns", and it's leading into SummerSlam, and I'm in January, freakin' demo! lol.) [I]Vince McMahon is sitting in his office, filing through papers. Suddenly the phone rings. Vince startles dropping a paper. He picks up the phone.[/I] Vinnie Mac: WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU WANT!!!??? [I]Vince's facial expression changes, he now is smiling.[/I] Vince: Oh, hello. You want to do buisness? I see....you want my head booker job, huh? Well, you got it...you're lucky your my friend. Steph's gonna be pissed though. Meh, she's pregnant. [I]Vince listens to jabbering.[/I] Vince: That's a great idea for RAW, I'll see you there. [I]Vince hangs up. He smiles.[/I] Vince: This'll boost the ratings.... [B][SIZE="5"][CENTER][U][COLOR="Red"]Monday Night RAW [/COLOR][/U][/CENTER][/SIZE][/B] [CENTER][U]Dark Matches[/U] Drew McIntyre vs. Snitsky Val Venis vs. D'Lo Brown [U]Show[/U] Chuck Palumbo vs. "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan Jillian Hall vs. Melina Perez The Highlanders vs. Southern Hospitality (Hardcore Holly and Paul London) WWE Intercontinental Championship: Kofi Kingston (c) vs. Ron Killings WWE World Tag Team Championship: Simply Priceless (c) vs. Cryme Tyme Hardcore Match: Batista vs. Kane Shawn Michaels vs. Chris Jericho Rey Mysterio vs. JBL WWE World Heavyweight Championship: CM Punk (c) vs. John Cena Plus: A new General Manager will be revealed.[/CENTER] Predictions are welcome, bonus is to predict the new GM.

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[B]ALMOST ALL MATCHES ARE SIMMED! THEY ARE NOT TOTAL WRITE OUTS![/B] [B]DARK MATCHES: Snitsky def. Drew McIntyre in 7:49 by pinfall with a Pumphandle Slam. Rating: D- Val Venis def. D'Lo Brown in 7:59 by pinfall with a Money Shot. Rating: D+[/B] [CENTER][COLOR="Red"][B]MONDAY NIGHT RAW[/B][/COLOR] Fireworks go off, and crowds cheer. We cut to Michael Cole and Jerry "The King" Lawler at the RAW announcing table. [B]Cole:[/B] Welcome all to Monday Night RAW, live in Minneapolis, Minnesota. What a night we have in store for you fans at home! [B]King:[/B] Yes, tonight we have all but one championship on the line. We also have a new General Manager waiting to be announced! [I]CM Punk's music hits and the crowd gives him a cheap pop. He walks down to the ramp and gets into the ring. He grabs a mic.[/I] [B]Punk:[/B] I have no challenger for my WWE World Heavyweight Championship, and yet I'm still supposed to defend my title here tonight? So...tonight, I am issuing an open challenge to ANYBODY in the back for a shot at the World Heavyweight Championship, right here....TONIGHT! [I]"My Time is Now" hits and John Cena comes out to shreiks from the female fans. He slides into the ring and grabs a mic.[/I] [B]Cena:[/B] So, CM Punk is issuing an open challenge. Well, tonight, I want my shot. Even though I had to race people like Batista, JBL, Rey Mysterio, and hell, even Randy Orton to get it. So CM Punk, tonight is my night, and you ain't gonna forget that! [B]Punk:[/B] Well isn't that so... [B]Cena:[/B] You trying to attack me before the match? Want me to slap your ugly-a(bleep) smile off of your face?! [B]Punk:[/B] CHILLAX!!! No need to get all up in my "grill". [I]Cena fakes out Punk, and they end up brawling. Shane McMahon appears on the TitanTron and they stop brawling.[/I] [B]Shane O Mac:[/B] Stop it, the two of you, before I take away Cena's title shot tonight, AND strip CM Punk of the World Heavyweight Championship! (boo) But quite frankly, I don't need to do that. We'll be having a new General Manager of RAW shortly, as in later on tonight! [B]Rating: B+[/B] [I]The camera fades.[/I] [B]Snickers: FEAST! Skittles: Taste The Rainbow! WWE Royal Rumble: Live on Pay-Per-View TNA iMPACT!: Live on Spike! New Episodes of Law and Order: Criminal Intent: On USA![/B] [I]The camera fades in and it shows "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan hyping up people for his match with Chuck Palumbo, as Chuck gets off of his bike. Chuck takes off his leather jacket as he waits for the bell.[/I] [B]Cole:[/B] This is Chuck Palumbo's debut here on RAW. [B]King: I wonder how he'll do?[/B] [B]Chuck Palumbo vs. "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan[/B] [I]The bell rings, and Chuck hits a nice clothesline. He just stomps away at Hacksaw. He picks him up, and charges with a big boot that might'a knocked out some teeth. Cover. 1...... 2..... No! Chuck argues with the ref, and Hacksaw gets up, Chuck turns around and gets hit with the Old Glory. Cover! 1..... 2...... 3![/I] [B]Lillian:[/B] Here's your winner, "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan! [I]Hacksaw celebrates, as we cut to Cole & King.[/I] [B]Cole:[/B] Jerry, that's why you can't take your eyes off of the ball! [I]Melina's music hits. She comes to the ring.[/I] [B]King:[/B] Speaking of eyes, I'll be keeping MY EYES on this match! [I]She is followed up by Jillian Hall singing "I Kissed a Girl"...badly. She gets rained in boos. She tells off the crowd. [B]Melina Perez vs. Jillian Hall[/B] The bell rings, and Melina hits a nice standing hurricanrana to start off the match. She kicks Jillian in the head, which the ref warns her about. Cover for a 1 count. Melina gets frustrated and wails on Jillian. She then procceeds to slap the taste out of her mouth. That goes on for about two minutes, where she goes to the outside, and entertains the crowd. (woot!) Jillian rolls to the outside and grabs a steel chair, with Melina in the ring. She knocks Marty Elias down, but Melina hits a nice superkick. She locks in the California Dream, Marty gets back up, and sees Jillian tap.[/I] [B]Lillain:[/B] Here is your winner, MELINA!!! [B]Rating: D[/B] [I]Batista's music hits, and he comes to the ring. Nice suit, shades, and a mic. He gets rained in "You Can't Wrestle" chants.[/I] [B]Batista:[/B] Cena, you lucky basterd. I am demanding Shane make it a Triple Threat match! CM Punk defending the title against John Cena an- [I]Flames surround the arena, and Kane comes out with his Burlap sack, and attacks Batista. Shane once again appears on the TitanTron.[/I] [B]Shane:[/B] Batista, that's a good idea, but....no. I have a better one. Tonight we'll see Batista taking on Kane, and it won't be just a regular match. No no no no no, it'll be a HARDCORE MATCH!!! (crowd goes crazy) [I]Camera fades.[/I] [B]Rating B+[/B] [B]The Highlanders vs. Southern Hospitality[/B] [I]The four men are already in the ring, Rory and London are starting off. London offers a handshake to a spit in the face. Crowd boos. London armdrag connects. Hardcore Holly hits Robbie with a chair behind the ref's back. Back and forth action, and Rory's decimating London. London manages to get a tag, and Holly runs right into a Scot Drop. Cover. 1..... 2..... 3!!![/I] [B]Lillian:[/B] Here are your winners, The Highlanders! [B]Rating: C[/B] [B]WWE Intercontinental Championship: Kofi Kingston (c) vs. Ron Killings[/B] [I]Killings comes out to major heat, and "TNA" chants. Kofi got the crowd warmed. Bell rings, and Killings hit a big boot. It was all Killings, dominating the whole match. Killings picked Kofi up, ready for the Axe Kick, but BAMMM, laid out with the Jamacian Buzzsaw out of nowhere. Cover. 1...... 2....... 3!!![/I] [B]Lillian:[/B] Here is your winner and STILL the WWE Intercontinental Champion, KOFI KINGSTON!!! [B]Rating: D-[/B] [B]Cole:[/B] What a win for Kofi Kingston! Edging out the man who is back from a six-year hiatus with the WWE! [B]King:[/B] Kofi's been on a roll! [I]Shawn Michaels is on the TitanTron, saying he's challenging Chris Jericho to a match tonight, and he's putting his hair on the line.[/I] [B]Rating: B-[/B] [I]Todd Grisham is standing backstage with Rey Mysterio.[/I] [B]Todd:[/B] Rey, tonight you have a match with JBL. How have you prepared for this match? [B]Rey:[/B] Well, I have officially healed from my injury, and come WrestleMaina, I gurantee, I will be the WWE World Heavyweight Champion! [I]Rey leaves.[/I] [B]Rating: B+[/B] [B]WWE World Tag Team Championship Simply Priceless (c) vs. Cryme Tyme[/B] [I]The match started out with Shad and DiBiase. Simply Priceless controlled the match, then JTG got the "Hot Tag" knocking Cody who was tired from his tenure down to the floor, and hitting Ted DiBiase Jr. with the G-9. Cover. 1........ 2....... 3!!![/I] [B]Lillian:[/B] Here are your winners and the NEW WWE World Tag Team Champions, CRYME TYME!!!! [B]Rating: D-[/B] [B]Hardcore Match Batista vs. Kane[/B] [I]It was a fast match and Batista was hungry, dominating Kane. Batista Bomb on a chair. Cover. 1...... 2...... 3!!![/I] [B]Lillian:[/B] Here is your winner, BATISTA!!! [B]Rating: C+[/B] [B]Chris Jericho vs. Shawn Michaels[/B] [I]A lot of taunting during this match, Jericho constantly motioning HBK's going bald. Walls of Jericho, and it's just Tap or Snap for HBK, tap out.[/I] [B]Lillian: Here is your winner, "Y2J" CHRIS JERICHO!!![/B] [B]Rating: B[/B] [I]Jericho drags the hurt Shawn Michaels into the barber's chair and shaves him...BALD! Smiling, and Shawn was visibly bleeding.[/I] [B]Rating: B+[/B] [B]Rey Mysterio vs. JBL[/B] [I]This was a fantastic, back and forth match. Both getting an equal amount of action. 619 connects. Cover. 1...... 2........ 3!!![/I] [B]Lillian:[/B] Here is your winner, REY MYSTERIO!!! [B]Rating: B[/B] [B]WWE World Heavyweight Championship CM Punk (c) vs. John Cena[/B] [I]Same as above. Fantastic match. F-U, cover, three![/I] [B]Lillian:[/B] Here is your winner, and the NEW WWE World Heavyweight Champion, JOHN CENAAA!!!!!! [B]Rating: B[/B] [I]Cena celebrates, and then security escort everybody, but Lillian, the announcers, and the fans out.[/I] [B]Lillian:[/B] Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome your NEW General Manager of RAW!!! [I]Everyone waits for a few seconds, and then the "Million Dollar Maina Theme Song" hits and Donald Trump steps out.[/I] [B]Cole:[/B] Oh my God!!! [B]King:[/B] It's Donald Trump!!! [I]Trump grabs a mic.[/I] [B]Trump:[/B] That's right, I'm the General Manager of RAW, and let me tell ya something. I'm not afraid to say.....You're Fired! [I]The crowd goes wild. The camera fades.[/I] Show Rating: C+[/CENTER]