WWE: Help Wanted

[ya_its_me]

[IMG]http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s250/evlddd/311q51w.jpg[/IMG] [B]Patron:[/B] Pitiful, ain't it? [B]Bartender:[/B] *leans over* What? Wrasslin'? [B]Patron:[/B] Yup. [B]Bartender:[/B] Isn't it supposed to be pitiful? [B]Patron:[/B] No, it's just that the creativity in new storylines is definitely lacking. [B]Bartender:[/B] Really now? [B]Patron:[/B] Yeah it's a cheese-fest now and then, every single show. [i]Bartender goes back to cleaning mugs.[/b] [SIZE="3"]*sigh* I've been hearing crap like this for awhile now, and now I'm just getting sick of it. I could've turned and punched the guy, but that wouldn't have done any good. I'm a member of the creative department for WWE, though I just started there. I always remembered the glory days back in the 80's and 90's when wrestling wasn't such a parody of itself as it is today. I know I've got to do something about this or else the TV Ratings will go down, and I know Vince won't be too happy about that. I know I've had a few ideas regarding the future storylines that might seem a bit radical. But hey, it's worth a shot. I'll go and report it in to Stephanie McMahon tommorow, but tonight it's all about the beer.[/SIZE] -------------------------------------------------------------------------- *The Next Day* [B]"You're Fired!!!"[/B] Oh damn. [B]Steph:[/B] But daddy, I've been trying my best to keep the storylines afloat. [B]Vince:[/B] My ass Stephanie! Ratings have been going down still and I have no other choice but to fire you. That or you can keep your job but not as head of the creative department. [B]Steph:[/B] Fine, but who will head it now? [I]*Vince looks around at other members of the creative staff.*[/I] [B]Vince:[/B] That guy *points at me* I nearly feel my heart fall into my stomach, if he's serious then I know I'd be the guy to get WWE back on top. [B]Me:[/B] Are you serious? [B]Vince:[/B] Does this face look serious to you? *Glances at face* [B]Me:[/B] Yes. [B]Vince:[/B] Well congratulations you've got the job, now start booking for RAW. [B]Me:[/B] But that's tommorow! [B]Vince:[/B] Hey! Stop bitchin', start bookin'. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- And so my incredible story begins, my either meteoric rise as head booker, or very sad fall to the depths of the wrestle-crap pile. But nonetheless I promise to put on the biggest and baddest show anyone's ever seen. And I hope you're there to watch it. [SIZE="1"]Wait until I tell the guys on GDS though, they'll frikkin' flip![/SIZE] -------------------------------------------------------------------------- [U][B]CURRENT WWE CHAMPIONS[/B][/U] [B]WWE CHAMPIONSHIP (SD) (back to old style belt) - Triple H - Sunday, Week 4, April[/B] [B]World Heavyweight Championship (RAW) - CM Punk - Monday, Week 1, July [/B] [B]ECW Championship (ECW) - Mark Henry - Sunday, Week 4, June[/B] [B]Intercontinental Championship (RAW) - Santino Marella - Sunday, Week 2, August[/B] [B]United States Championship (SD) - Shelton Benjamin - Sunday, Week 3, July[/B] [B]World Tag Team Championships (RAW) - John Cena & Batista - Monday, Week 1, August[/B] [B]WWE Tag Team Championships (SD) - Hawkins & Ryder - Sunday, Week 3, July[/B] [B]Women's Championship (RAW) - Beth Phoenix - Sunday, Week 2, August[/B] [COLOR="Red"]RAW PREVIEW UP SOON[/COLOR]

[ya_its_me]

[CENTER][QUOTE][COLOR="Red"][B]WWE MONDAY NIGHT RAW PREVIEW[/B][/COLOR] [IMG]http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh267/Skater5536/WWERaw.jpg[/IMG] [B]Tag Team Match: Cryme Time vs. Chris Jericho & Lance Cade[/B] [IMG]http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn59/hardcore_sex0r/EWR/Shad_Gaspard.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii278/b2flyxballer/JTG.jpg[/IMG] vs. [IMG]http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii278/b2flyxballer/Chris_Jericho.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w15/TheWho87EWR/Wrestlers/KyKy/L%20Images/Lance_Cade7.jpg[/IMG] [COLOR="red"][SIZE="3"]For Monday Night's opening contest, it will be a team of experience vs. Y2J and his new partner Lance Cade. Many fans are wondering though will Shawn Michaels make an appearance to interefere in this match? Tune in to watch.[/SIZE][/COLOR] [B]Mickie James vs. Melina - #1 Contendership to Women's Championship[/B] [IMG]http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y250/bobinc/TEW%20Pics/MickieJames-1.jpg[/IMG] vs. [IMG]http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj3/alcohol96z/WWE%20Avatars/melina.png[/IMG] [COLOR="Red"][SIZE="3"]Mickie James lost her Women's Championship to Beth Phoenix in a "Winners Take All" tag team match at Summerslam. Melina is also a former Women's Champion herself these two rivals turned friends are going to go at it one-on-one to find out who faces Beth Phoenix for the Women's Title at Unforgiven.[/SIZE][/COLOR] [B]Kofi Kingston vs. Santino Marella[/B] [IMG]http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg224/LexJ210/Kofi_Kingston.jpg[/IMG] vs. [IMG]http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w37/VIP134/EWR%20Pics/Raw/Santino_Marella.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="3"][COLOR="Red"]In a non-title matchup, Santino, the Intercontinental Champion is going to face the man he won the title from at Summerslam. Will the champ prevail or will the young Jamaican pull out a victory over his former advesary.[/COLOR][/SIZE] [B]Tag-Team Match: John Cena & Batista vs. CM Punk & John Bradshaw Layfield[/B] [IMG]http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a184/TiberiusBombard/TEW%20Roster/JohnCena.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w146/ObsidianButterfly2/TEW%20Pics/Batista8.jpg[/IMG] vs. [IMG]http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk24/Wrestlings-Gods/User%20Pics/Canon%20Guy/CM_Punk14.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w146/ObsidianButterfly2/TEW%20Pics/JohnBradshawLayfieldAAF3.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="3"][COLOR="red"]In the Main Event for the night, it will be rivals vs. rivals in a non-title matchup. Can these two teams keep it together though thru the night? Or will all hell break loose in the ring? Find out on the USA Network on Monday![/COLOR][/SIZE] [B][U]Quick Predictions[/U][/B] Cryme Time vs. Chris Jericho & Lance Cade Mickie James vs. Melina Kofi Kingston vs. Santino Marella (c) - Non Title John Cena & Batista (c) vs. CM Punk & JBL - Non Title[/QUOTE] [I]Predictions Welcome.[/I][/CENTER]

[Lexa90]

I really hope you can get up a good WWE 2008 diary :D Cryme Time vs. [B]Chris Jericho & Lance Cade[/B] [B]Mickie James [/B]vs. Melina [B]Kofi Kingston[/B] vs. Santino Marella (c) - Non Title [B]John Cena & Batista[/B] (c) vs. CM Punk & JBL - Non Title Just so you know Cena and Batista lost the championships before SummerSlam ;)

[ya_its_me]

[QUOTE=Lexa90;484121]Just so you know Cena and Batista lost the championships before SummerSlam ;)[/QUOTE] This works storyline wise. Cena & Batista as champs I mean.

[MattitudeV2]

[B]Cryme Time[/B] vs. Chris Jericho & Lance Cade [B]Mickie James[/B] vs. Melina Kofi Kingston vs. [B]Santino Marella[/B] - Non Title [B]John Cena & Batista[/B] (c) vs. CM Punk & JBL - Non Title

[iceman]

Cryme Time vs. [B]Chris Jericho & Lance Cade[/B] [B]Mickie James[/B] vs. Melina Kofi Kingston vs. [B]Santino Marella[/B] (c) - Non Title John Cena & Batista (c) vs. [B]CM Punk & JBL [/B]- Non Title