TNA, ROH, CZW, OVW: Rising Up (Demo)

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[B]NOTE:[/B] WWE: A New Path is not dead. I just wanna have a diary for TEW08! :P By the way, this game I am playing [B]IS A DEMO![/B] If you guys like the diary, I will consider buying the game and continue with the diary. [CENTER][B][SIZE="5"][COLOR="Red"]PRO WRESTLING ILLUSTRATED[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/CENTER] The wrestling world has to be shaken up after a crazy night of booker hirings. Four promotion sees different bookers: TNA's new booker is "Macho Man" Randy Savage. Hmm, push for Jay Lethal? Maybe. We may see different things out of TNA now that "Macho Man" is booker. Ring of Honor's new booker is Bruno Sammartino. Bruno has noted in several interviews that he wants a change in wrestling. ROH might be the way to go. Can Bruno shape up ROH as a major contender? Ohio Valley Wrestling has a new booker. He is a tough son-of-a-bitch. He is "STONE COLD" STEVE AUSTIN! Can Steve lead OVW back into one of the best indy promotions? Combat Zone Wrestling has an odd new head booker in Movie Star, Jack Black. I hope Jack was an ECW fan... Will the wrestling world be shaken by these weird changes? [CENTER][B][SIZE="5"][COLOR="Red"]TNA CHAMPIONS: (AS OF MONDAY, WEEK TWO, JANUARY 2008)[/COLOR][/SIZE] [COLOR="Red"]TNA World Heavyweight Championship: Holder: Sting (2) TNA X Division Championship: Holder: Homicide TNA World Tag Team Championship Holders: Motor City Machine Guns (Chris Sabin & Alex Shelley) TNA Knockout's Championship Holder: Awesome Kong (2) [SIZE="5"]ROH CHAMPIONS: (AS OF WEDNSDAY, WEEK ONE, JANUARY 2008)[/SIZE] ROH World Heavyweight Championship: Holder: Chris Hero FIP World Heavyweight Championship: Holder: Gunner Scott ROH International Championship: Holder: Roderick Strong ROH World Tag Team Championship: Holders: The Briscoe Brothers (6)[/COLOR] [SIZE="5"]OVW CHAMPIONS: (AS OF WEDNSDAY, WEEK ONE, JANUARY 2008)[/SIZE] OVW World Heavyweight Championship: Holder: "Stone Cold" Steve Austin OVW Southern Tag Team Championship: Holders: Nick Dinsmore & Rob Conway (11) OVW Television Championship: Holder: Chris Cage OVW Women's Championship: Holder: Serena [COLOR="Yellow"][SIZE="5"]CZW CHAMPIONS: (AS OF TUESDAY, WEEK TWO, JANUARY 2008)[/SIZE] CZW World Heavyweight Championship: Holder: The Sandman CZW Ironman Championship: Holder: Balls Mahoney[/COLOR] [COLOR="Blue"]CZW Tag Team Championship Holders: Blue World Order (Big Stevie Cool & Da Blue Guy)[/COLOR] [COLOR="Yellow"]CZW Jr. Heavyweight Championship: Holder: Sami Callihan[/COLOR][/B][/CENTER]

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[CENTER][SIZE="5"][B]TNAWRESTLING.COM[/B][/SIZE] [B]New Color Commentator!; Steroid & Drug Testing[/B][/CENTER] TNA delivers good news as Mike Tenay will now be joined by "Macho Man" Randy Savage at the booth! Savage will replace Don West until further notice. West will now join Crystal Louthon as a Backstage Interviewer! TNA held their weekly drug and steroid testing, the following got caught: BG James: Soft Drug Jeff Jarrett: Hard Drug Eric Young: Steroids All of them just got a slap on the wrist, none will be suspended or fired.

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[CENTER][SIZE="5"][B][COLOR="Red"]ROHWRESTLING.COM[/COLOR][/B][/SIZE] [B][COLOR="red"]Weekly Shows Announced; Tests[/COLOR][/B][/CENTER] ROH has started testing since Bruno steps in as booker. Two people: Joey Matthews and Necro Butcher, both are hard drug users. Bruno stated that "he could tell that they both didn't listen to him". With Joey Matthews being the next person in line for an ROH World Heavyweight Championship shot, don't expect him to win it anytime soon. On more good news for Ring of Honor, Bruno has made ROH have weekly shows called "ROH Weekly" for now. If ROH doesn't improve, expect it to be axed. The first ROH Weekly is on Wednsday, tune in!

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[CENTER][SIZE="5"][B][COLOR="Black"]CZWWRESTLING.COM[/SIZE] CZW Ultraviolent Tuesdays Announced![/COLOR][/B][/CENTER] The new CZW head booker, Jack Black recently said that he will start "CZW Ultraviolent Tuesdays". This weekly event will go head to head with ECW on Sci-Fi! Speaking of ECW, Black said he will try to get former ECW talent to CZW!

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[CENTER][SIZE="5"][B][COLOR="Red"]TNA iMPACT! PREVIEW:[/COLOR][/B][/SIZE] [I]Tonight is TNA's first show with "Macho Man" Randy Savage at TNA's helm. All four titles are on the line! Will we see any surprises?[/I] [COLOR="red"][B]TNA iMPACT!: Being Taped At American Airlines Arena in Miami, Florida! Tune in Thursday 9/8 Central on SpikeTV![/B][/COLOR] TNA World Heavyweight Championship 6-Man Ladder Match Samoa Joe (c) vs. Sting vs. AJ Styles vs. Mick Foley vs. Kevin Nash vs. Christian Cage First Time Ever! Matt Morgan vs. Kurt Angle First Time Since WCW Booker T vs. Scott Steiner TNA X Division Championship 4-Man Ladder Match Sheik Abdul Bashir (c) vs. Jay Lethal vs. Sonjay Dutt vs. "Stone Cold" Shark Boy TNA World Tag Team Championship 4-Team Hardcore Match Beer Money Inc. (c) vs. LAX vs. Motor City Machine Guns vs. Prince Justice Brother Hood (Super Eric & Curry Man) "Little Petey Pump" Petey Williams vs. Johnny Devine TNA Knockout's Championship 6-Women Elimination Match Taylor Wilde (c) vs. Angelina Love vs. Awesome Kong vs. ODB vs. Velvet Sky vs. Christy Hemme Dark Match Akira Raijin vs. Rhino Dark Match Lance Rock vs. Consequences Creed[/CENTER] QUICK PICKZ: Samoa Joe vs. Sting vs. AJ Styles vs. Mick Foley vs. Kevin Nash vs. Christian Cage Matt Morgan vs. Kurt Angle Booker T vs. Scott Steiner Sheik Abdul Bashir vs. Jay Lethal vs. Sonjay Dutt vs. Shark Boy Beer Money Inc. vs. LAX vs. MCMG vs. Prince Justice Brotherhood Petey Williams vs. Johnny Devine Taylor Wilde vs. Angelina Love vs. Awesome Kong vs. ODB vs. Velvet Sky vs. Christy Hemme Akira Raijin vs. Rhino Lance Rock vs. Consequences Creed

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[QUOTE][CENTER][SIZE="5"][B][COLOR="Red"]TNA iMPACT! RESULTS:[/COLOR][/B][/SIZE] [B]DARK MATCHES: Dark Match #1: Lance Rock vs. Consequences Creed[/B][/CENTER] Lance Rock squared off with Consequences Creed in a crappy opening to the crowd that was just now filling into the American Airlines Arena. Rock totally squashed Creed. Rock finished him off with a "head-off" Big Boot (it flipped Creed twice) for the three count in around 7:25. [B]Winner: Lance Rock Rating: D[/B] [B][CENTER]Dark Match #2: Akira Raijin vs. Rhino[/CENTER][/B] Another big squash with Rhino devouring a Japanese dude. Rhino totally dominated Raijin. He went for the Gore once, but got DDT'd. Raijin then got piledrove for the 3! [B]Winner: Rhino Rating: C+[/B] [CENTER][COLOR="red"][B]TNA iMPACT IS ON THE AIR![/B][/COLOR][/CENTER] We start out with Mike Tenay and Randy Savage at the booth. Mike: Welcome, TNA fans, we're piled into beautiful Miami, Florida for tonight's iMPACT! I'm joined by my colleague, "The Macho Man" Randy Savage. Macho Man: OH YEAH! THANKS TENAY! YUP, THAT'S RIGHT! MAJOORRR SHOW TONIGHT, FOLKS! SO GET READY FOR TONIGHT'S TOTAL NON-STOP WRESTLING! OHHHH YEAHHH! Mike: All the titles will be on the line! We have dream matches lined up for you as well! Let's head down to Jeremy Borash to start off the show! [I]DING! DING! DING![/I] JB: Welcome ladies and gentleman to TNA iMPACT! This will be our opening contest and it will [B]be a 6-Woman Elimination Match for the TNA Knockout's Championship![/B] [I]The competitors get in the ring and the match starts![/I] The match starts and they all start going at it. Huge clothesline to ODB by Kong. Cover for a 2. On the other side of the ring, the Beautiful People are double-teaming Wilde. Hemme is just standing on the turnbuckle. ODB manages to pick up Kong for a bodyslam. 2 count. ODB notices Hemme but gets laid out by a huge clothesline. Mike: Whoa! Nice move by the Rock & Rave Manager. Macho Man: OHHH YEAH!! Cover by Hemme... 1...... 2...... 3!!! JB: [B]ODB has been eliminated from the contest![/B] After noticing the count, Velvet Sky tries to hit Kong but gets knee'd in the gut. AWESOME BOMB! Cover... 1.... 2.... 3!!! Wait...Shoulder up? No! It's a three! JB: [B]Velvet Sky has been eliminated![/B] Angelina Love tries to convince the ref that Sky had her shoulder up. Taylor rolls up Love.... 1..... 2...... 3!!! JB: [B]Angelina Love has been eliminated![/B] Mike: Three quick eliminations. We're down to the Champion, Taylor Wilde, The Monster, Awesome Kong, and the Rocker, Christy Hemme. Macho Man: WHO WILL WALK AWAY CHAMPION!? Taylor and Kong start brawling, they trade punches. Christy Hemme, stands for a bit, and then exits the ring. She stands by the security gate and watches the brawl. Taylor hits a nice DDT to Kong that leaves her down. She looks around, notices Hemme, and runs toward the ropes. She springs onto the ropes, jumps off, and connects with a nice Leap of Faith! Mike: Oh my God, did she just do that? Macho Man: WHOA! Taylor brings Hemme up, and slides her into the ring. She gets in and pins Hemme. 1...... 2...... 3!!! JB: [B]Christy Hemme has been eliminated![/B] Taylor stands up, Kong is just now getting up. She goes for a dropkick, KONG CATCHES HER BY THE LEGS! AWESOME BOMB! COVER... 1..... 2..... 3!!! Mike: Oh no! Macho Man: NEW CHAMPION! Mike: Awesome Kong.... JB: [B]Here is your winner and the NEW TNA KNOCKOUT'S CHAMPION, AWESOME KONG!!! Rating: D-[/B] Kong exits the ring with the belt, as medics check on Taylor. We cut to commercial. [B]Snickers: FEAST! The Ultimate Fighter: New episode, Wednsday Night! UFC 88: Will be shown on SpikeTV Friday Night! ESPN Basketball: Lakers vs. Celtics, Thursday Night![/B] We cut to Jeremy Borash where the bell rings. JB: This contest is scheduled for one fall. [B]It will be between Petey Williams and Johnny Devine![/B] The bell rings, and Petey takes ultimate controls, throwing a punch that downs Devine. He gets on top of him and pounds him for around 2 minutes. Devine is split open. Petey gets up and picks up Devine. Canadian Destroyer, it's over. Cover.... 1...... 2...... 3!!! JB: [B]Here is your winner, "Little Petey Pump" PETEY WILLIAMS!!! Rating: D+[/B] Mike: What domination from Williams. I never seen that side of him before. Macho Man: THE MAN IS HUNGRY FOR GOLD, TENAY! I COULD TELL! Mike: Let's see what's going on backstage. We see Kevin Nash talking with Samoa Joe. Joe seems to be paying no attention. Nash: Tonight, you will defend your belt against the toughest of competitors. Hell, you're even defending that prestigious belt against "Big Sexy" himself, me. Now, keep your eye on the ball, I'll help you out, and you'll walk away winner. Joe: Nash, I don't need your help. Joe walks away with the belt. [B]Rating: B[/B] We cut back to Tenay and Macho Man. Mike: Some tension rising between Nash and Joe? Macho Man: Youngsters these days... Mike: Let's cut to Jeremy Borash for our next match! JB: [B]This match is for the TNA World Tag Team Championship, and it will be a Hardcore Match.[/B] The rules are, if one of your team members are pinned, your team as a whole, are eliminated from the match. This is no-rules, but NO KILLING, Killing Guns, and Knives!! Other than those, you may use any weapon you can get your hands on! The teams come to the ring with shopping carts filled with weapons, Beer Money come with their belts, and a bucket of beer bottles. The only team that didn't come with weapons are the Prince Justice Brotherhood, because they're the GOOD GUYS! The match started with Homicide clanking Curry Man with a chair, and Hernandez hitting Eric Young with a barbed wire bat. Cover on Curry... 1..... 2..... 3!!! JB: [B]The Prince Justice Brotherhood has been eliminated!!![/B] Sabin tosses Storm a chair and kicks the chair into Storm's face. Mike: Shades of Rob Van Dam there! Macho Man: Youch! Alex Shelley tosses a trash can to Roode, Roode falls, and Shelley with the leg drop onto the trash can that was covering Roode's face! No cover. Homicide grabs a Subway Sub, takes a bite, then whacks it over the head of Shelley. Hernandez grabs the bucket of beer bottles, kicks the chair off of Storm's face, Homicide kicks the trash can off of Roode's head, and Hernandez dumps the beer bottles onto them! They crash and break! Blood is pouring all over from their stabbed bodies. The refs tell JB something. JB: Due to blood loss, Beer Money Inc. has been eliminated! Mike: Wow, eliminated from blood loss. Macho Man: WELL, NOW WE KNOW THAT THEIR IS GOING TO BE NEW CHAMPIONS! They try and exit the ring. Chris Sabin pulls out a Tazer Gun! He shoots Homicide with it! Homicide bites the ring, with glass shards in his body. Hernandez and Shelley look in shock. Sabin with the cover! 1....... 2....... 3!!! JB looks confused, but calls it... JB: [B]Here are your winners, and the NEW TNA World Tag Team Champions, The MOTOR CITY MACHINE GUNS![/B] Sabin hands Shelley the belt, who is still shocked. Refs check on Homicide.[/QUOTE] I'll MAYBE write these out, but here are the rest of the results...: Jay Lethal won the X Division Championship Scott Steiner def. Booker T Kurt Angle def. Matt Morgan Don West interview with Abyss. At the Pay-Per View, Abyss will face Angle. If Abyss loses, he unmasks, if Abyss wins, he gets a title shot. Mick Foley won the TNA World Heavyweight Championship! Show Rating: C+

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[CENTER][COLOR="Red"][B][SIZE="5"]ROHWRESTLING.COM[/SIZE] New Title Made[/B][/COLOR][/CENTER] ROH has made a new championship for our competitors! The ROH International Championship! ROH Head Booker, Bruno Sammartino stated that the first ever champion will be revealed in a match on the first ever ROH Weekly! (which is tomorrow!) Who will have the right to call themselves the first-ever ROH International Champion?

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[CENTER][SIZE="5"][COLOR="Yellow"][B]CZW ULTRAVIOLENT TUESDAYS PREVIEW:[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE] [I]All the championships will be on the line tonight![/I] [B][COLOR="yellow"][CENTER]CZW Ultraviolent Tuesdays: Held in the New Alahambra in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania![/CENTER][/COLOR][/B] CZW World Heavyweight Championship Barbed Wire USA Match Drake Younger (c) vs. Ruckus CZW Rules Match B-Boy vs. Joker CZW Ironman Championship CZW Rules Match Brain Damage (c) vs. DJ Hyde vs. Nick Gage CZW Jr. Heavyweight Championship Match Taipei Death Match Chuck Taylor (c) vs. Sami Callihan CZW World Tag Team Championship CZW Rules Match Team AnDrew (c) vs. Up In Smoke (Cheech & Cloudy) CZW Rules Match Beef Wellington vs. Brodie Lee[/CENTER] QUICK PICKZ: Drake Younger vs. Ruckus B-Boy vs. Joker Brain Damage vs. DJ Hyde vs. Nick Gage Chuck Taylor vs. Sami Callihan Team AnDrew vs. Up In Smoke Beef Wellington vs. Brodie Lee

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[B]NOTE: [/B]I'll only have full results for TNA & ROH [CENTER][B][SIZE="5"][COLOR="Yellow"]CZW Ultraviolent Tuesdays Results:[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/CENTER] 1. Beef Wellington def. Brodie Lee @ 7:31 with an Ass Punch. Rating: [B]E+[/B] 2. Up In Smoke def. Team AnDrew to win the CZW World Tag Team Championship. Rating: [B]E[/B] 3. Sami Callihan def. Chuck Taylor @ 25:49 with a Spicy Tenderplex to win the CZW Jr. Heavyweight Title. Rating: [B]E-[/B] 4. Brain Damage def. DJ Hyde & Nick Gage @ 17:47 to retain the CZW Ironman Championship. Rating: [B]D[/B] 5. Joker def. B-Boy @ 13:25 with a Joker Driver. Rating: [B]D+[/B] 6. Drake Younger def. Ruckus @ 9:45 with a Paralyzer to retain the CZW World Heavyweight Championship. Rating: [B]D[/B] Show Rating: [B]D[/B] [CENTER][B][COLOR="Yellow"]CZW Ultraviolent Tuesdays Results:[/COLOR][/B] Beef Wellington def. Brodie Lee Up In Smoke def. Team AnDrew (New Tag Champs) Sami Callihan def. Chuck Taylor (New Jr. Heavy Champ) Brain Damage def. DJ Hyde & Nick Gage (Retains Ironman Title) Joker def. B-Boy Drake Younger def. Ruckus (Retains WHC)[/CENTER]

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[CENTER][SIZE="5"][B][COLOR="Red"]ROH WEEKLY PREVIEW:[/COLOR][/B][/SIZE] [I]Will Bruno Sammartino change the face of ROH? Find out on the first edition of ROH Weekly![/I] ROH Weekly: Held in Manhattan Center in New York City, New York! ROH World Heavyweight Championship Triple Threat Elimination Match Nigel McGuiness (c) vs. Chris Hero vs. Joey Matthews ROH International Championship 10-Man Battle Royal (Just Guess the Winner) ROH World Tag Team Championship Kevin Steen & El Generico (c) vs. The Briscoe Brothers FIP World Heavyweight Championship Go Shiosaki (c) vs. Brent Albright Women's Division Match Sara Del Ray vs. MsChif[/CENTER] QUICK PICKZ: Nigel McGuiness vs. Chris Hero vs. Joey Matthews 10-Man Battle Royal Steen & Generico vs. Briscoe Brothers Go Shiosaki vs. Brent Albright Sara Del Ray vs. MsChif

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[CENTER][SIZE="5"][COLOR="Red"][B]PWI Presents: ROH Weekly Results!:[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE] [B]1st Match: Sara Del Ray vs. MsChif[/B][/CENTER] It was a pretty good match. These two went at it like crazy women. Sara Del Ray had the advantage during the start, but it shifted as MsChif caught Del Ray off guard, and ended up hitting the Desacrater for the three count. [CENTER][B]Here is your winner, MsCHIF! Rating: D 2nd Match: FIP World Heavyweight Championship Go Shiosaki (c) vs. Brent Albright[/B][/CENTER] This match wasn't the best I've seen in my life. It was actually pretty bland, and it should've been on the undercard. Quite possibly was one of the worst ROH matches I've seen. Brent nearly got pounded the whole match, but ended up surprisingly hitting the Crowbar submission which made Go tap out. We have a new FIP World Heavyweight Champion! [B][CENTER]Here is your winner, and the NEW FIP WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, BRENT ALBRIGHT! Rating: D[/CENTER][/B] [I]After the match, Brent grabbed the mic and said he doesn't like to be called "Brent Albright". He wants a new ring name. His new ring name is now going to be "[B]Gunnar Scott[/B]". Wasn't he called that in WWE?[/I] [B][CENTER]3rd Match: ROH World Tag Team Championship Kevin Steen & El Generico (c) vs. The Briscoe Brothers[/CENTER][/B] Is this supposed to be ROH's worst show ever? CZW did better than this! Kevin Steen no-sold all of the Briscoe Bro.'s moves. It was kind of his personality. Tag to El Generico, Jay Briscoe hits the Jay Driller, 3 count, new champs, and Kevin Steen walks out of the show. Expect Steen to be punished for this match. [CENTER][B]Here are your winners, and the NEW ROH WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, THE BRISCOE BROTHERS! Rating: D[/B] [B]4th Match: ROH International Championship 10-Man Mayhem[/B][/CENTER] At least this match was better, order of elimination: 1. Bobby Dempsey 2. Zach Gowen 3. Jimmy Jacobs 4. Ruckus 5. Claudio Castagnoli 6. Bryan Danielson 7. Necro Butcher 8. Delirious 9. Rocky Romero [B][CENTER]Your winner, and the FIRST EVER ROH INTERNATIONAL CHAMPION, RODERICK STRONG! Rating: D+ 5th Match: ROH World Heavyweight Championship Triple Threat Elimination Nigel McGuiness (c) vs. Chris Hero vs. Joey Matthews[/CENTER][/B] Oh my Gosh! Who would'a thunk it? Nigel McGuiness.......................................................................LOST! He was the first eliminated. Nice competitive match, which saw CHRIS HERO ELIMINATE JOEY MATTHEWS with a Hero's Welcome! NEW CHAMPION! [CENTER][B]Here is your winner, and the NEW ROH WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, CHRIS HERO!!! Rating: C- Show Rating: C-[/B][/CENTER]

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[CENTER][B][SIZE="5"]OVW: OHIO VALLEY WRESTLING PREVIEW:[/SIZE][/B] [I]OVW has planned a special surprise for the fans tonight![/I] [B]Ohio Valley Wrestling: Held in the New Davis Arena in Cleveland, Ohio! Being Taped for TV![/B] OVW World Heavyweight Championship Anthony Bravado (c) vs. "Stone Cold" Steve Austin OVW Southern Tag Team Championship Apoc & Vaughn Lilas (c) vs. Nick Dinsmore & Rob Conway OVW Television Championship Chris Cage vs. Omar Akbar OVW Women's Championship Serena vs. Josie[/CENTER] (I'm just gonna post the results now...lol)

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1. Serena def. Josie @ 17:50 with a Serena Spear to win the OVW Women's Championship. Rating: [B]E[/B] 2. A video plays showing....WWE moments? It reads: [I]He's been there. He's done that. He's the Toughest SOB on the Planet! He's "STONE COLD" STEVE AUSTIN! AND HE'S COMING TO OVW.....TONIGHT![/I] Rating: [B]B+[/B] 3. It shows Rob Conway training with Nick Dinsmore. Rating: [B]D[/B] 4. Chris Cage def. Omar Akbar @ 8:23 with a Cage Drop to win the OVW TV Championship. Rating: [B]E[/B] 5. Nick Dinsmore & Rob Conway def. Vaughn & Apoc to win the OVW Southern Tag Titles. Rating: [B]E+[/B] 6. After the match, Apoc beats Lilas to a bloody pulp. (Vaughn Lilas turned face) Rating: [B]E[/B] 7. "Stone Cold" Steve Austin def. Anthony Bravado @ 2:32 with a Stunner to win the OVW Championship. Rating: [B]D-[/B] Show Rating: [B]E+[/B]

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[I]"Stone Cold" Steve Austin was walking down the hall of the New Davis Arena.[/I] ???: LET ME GO!!! [I]Austin looks over, it was Apoc and Vaughn Lilas, Apoc was choking Lilas, with very much anger in his eyes.[/I] Austin: Apoc, let him go! [I]Apoc lets Lilas go.[/I] Austin: What happened?! Tell me now! [I]Lilas looked at Austin, his face red and his eyes watering up.[/I] Lilas: Well, Apoc was telling me how he carried the team, so I told him I carried his sister in bed. He started choking me out. [I]Austin looks at Lilas with a fierce look in his eyes.[/I] Austin: LILAS, SHUT YOUR MOUTH! APOC! WHO CARES, IT'S NOT LIKE HE'D EVER GET YOUR SISTER! Lilas: Hey! Austin: Shut your pieface ass mouth! Apoc, never do this again, or there will be consequences to pay! [I]Austin walks off.[/I]

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[COLOR="Red"][CENTER][B][SIZE="5"]BREAKING NEWS!!!![/SIZE][/B][/CENTER][/COLOR] There have been reports that Sabu might've been arrested. More details probably coming.

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Two questions to my readers: 1. How am I doing so far? 2. You ready for some surprises? I signed a bunch of guys to each company that'll probably knock you guys silly. lol. TNA iMPACT! preview will be up later.

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[CENTER][SIZE="5"][B][COLOR="Red"]TNA iMPACT! PREVIEW:[/COLOR][/B][/SIZE] [I]After a great iMPACT! last week, will this week be better?[/I] [COLOR="red"][B]TNA iMPACT!: Being Taped At MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas, Nevada! Tune in Thursday 9/8 Central on SpikeTV![/B][/COLOR] TNA World Heavyweight Championship Mick Foley (c) vs. Sting Grudge Match Kevin Nash vs. Samoa Joe Styles vs. Angle IV AJ Styles vs. Kurt Angle Booker T vs. ??? TNA X Division Championship "Black Machismo" Jay Lethal (c) vs. Homicide 6-Man Tag Special Attraction Member with the Winning Pinfall gets X Title Shot Next Week Prince Justice Brotherhood vs. Petey Williams, Robert Roode, & Sonjay Dutt TNA Knockout's Championship Triple Threat Match Awesome Kong (c) vs. Taylor Wilde vs. ??? Welcome to TNA Match Marty Jannetty vs. Marc Mero Rhino vs. ??? Dark Match Traci Brooks vs. Josie[/CENTER] QUICK PICKZ: Mick Foley vs. Sting Kevin Nash vs. Samoa Joe AJ Styles vs. Kurt Angle Booker T vs. ??? Jay Lethal vs. Homicide PJB vs. Petey, Roode, & Dutt Awesome Kong vs. Taylor Wilde vs. ??? Marty Jannetty vs. Marc Mero Rhino vs. ??? Traci Brooks vs. Josie BONUS: Guess the ???'s [B]PREDICTIONS PLEASE! YOU GUYS WILL KEEP THIS DIARY GOING IF YOU PREDICT! THANK YOU![/B]

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[CENTER][SIZE="5"][COLOR="Red"][B]PWI Presents: TNA iMPACT! Results!:[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/CENTER] [B][CENTER]Dark Match: Traci Brooks vs. Josie[/CENTER][/B] Traci totally dominated Josie in a nice little dark match. Squash. [CENTER][B]Here is your winner, TRACI BROOKS! Rating: D-[/B][/CENTER] [I]We cut to television as we are seeing Mike Tenay & "Macho Man" Randy Savage at the booth.[/I] Mike: Welcome TNA fans, to another edition of TNA iMPACT! Macho Man: WE GOT A NICE LITTLE SHOW FOR YOU, FOLKS. LET'S GET STARTED, OH YEAH! [CENTER][B]1st Match: Rhino vs. ??? (Grandmaster Sexay)[/B][/CENTER] Grandmaster Sexay turns out to be Rhino's surprise opponent. If you remember way back when, Sexay was in TNA before. So, it's his return. Rhino and Sexay went at it in a good little quick match...and I mean quick. Grandmaster Sexay wins the match with a surprise roll up in 42 seconds. Rhino looks pissed. [CENTER][B]Here is your winner, GRANDMASTER SEXAY!!! Rating: C[/B][/CENTER] Mike: Nice TNA return by Grandmaster Sexay! Macho Man: OH YEAH! NICE! Mike: Let's go to our next match... [CENTER][B]2nd Match: Marty Jannetty vs. Marc Mero[/B][/CENTER] This much plain out sucked. I wish this was a tryout match, because if I was Savage, I'd can these oldies. Jannetty wins with a Rocker Dropper. [CENTER][B]Here is your winner, MARTY JANNETTY!!! Rating: E+[/B][/CENTER] Mike: Nice debut by the former Rocker, Marty Jannetty. Macho Man: Eww, Macho Man wished he had a pillow for that match. Mike: Our next match is for the Knockout's Championship! [CENTER][B]3rd Match: TNA Knockout's Championship Awesome Kong (c) vs. Taylor Wilde vs. ??? (Jazz)[/B][/CENTER] Jazz and Kong totally went at it the whole match. Jazz showed a little challenge to Kong, but Wilde got in the way, and hit a DDT to Jazz, cover, kicked in the head by Kong. Kong hits the Awesome Bomb to Jazz to retain the championship. [CENTER][B]Here is your winner, and STILL the TNA Knockout's Champion, AWESOME KONG! Rating: D[/B][/CENTER] Mike: Whoa, little bit of a dissapointing debut by Jazz. But I have gotten word that Awesome Kong will defend the championship against Jazz at the Pay-Per-View. Macho Man: What a match! Let's head to JB! [CENTER]4th Match: Prince Justice Brotherhood vs. Petey Williams, Robert Roode, & Sonjay Dutt[/CENTER] Nice competitive little match. Williams destroyed Curry Man before tagging in Roode, who pinned him after a Fisherman's Suplex. [CENTER][B]Here are your winners, Petey Williams, Robert Roode, & Sonjay Dutt! Rating: D[/B][/CENTER] Mike: It looks like Robert Roode has something to say. Roode: Yeah, um...no. I don't want a X Division title shot. So, that's why I'm going to give it to....3 people. Sheik Abdul Bashir, Petey Williams, and Grandmaster Sexay!!! Mike: Fatal-4-Way next week? Macho Man: That's what the man said... Mike: Something's happening backstage! [I]The camera shows Sting barging into Mr. Cornette's office.[/I] Sting: Cornette, I want a title shot against Mick Foley tonight! Cornette: What gives you the right to get a title shot? Hey, you know what? Fine, tonight, Mick Foley defends the TNA World Heavyweight Championship against Sting! Sting: Thanks Jimmy, you won't regret it. [I]Sting leaves the office. The camera pans out to Abyss backstage in his locker room. He looks as if he's talking to someone.[/I] Abyss: Yeah, I know. I will have a bad challenge come the pay-per-view. If I unmask, I''ll go crazy! Really, you think that would work? [I]The camera zooms out, and Abyss is talking to himself.[/I] Abyss: Amazing! I'll do that! I want to wreck havoc on Angle so badly... [I]We go back to Tenay and Savage, where they are confused.[/I] Mike: ....okay? Let's start our next match! [CENTER][B]5th Match: TNA X Division Championship "Black Machismo" Jay Lethal (c) vs. Homicide[/B][/CENTER] It was a nice little match. Both men got great offense. Homicide hits a surprising Cop Killa and gets the three count! New X Division Champion! I think Jay Lethal now holds the record for shortest X Division Championship reign ever. That's only been a week. [CENTER][B]Here is your winner, and the NEW TNA X Division Champion, HOMICIDE!!! Rating: D[/B][/CENTER] Mike: Jay Lethal loses the title. Homicide's your new X Champ! Macho Man: I see a lot of myself in Jay Lethal, but the one week title reign sorta changed my mind. Mike: Let's go to our next match... [B][CENTER]6th Match: Booker T vs. ??? (Monty Brown)[/CENTER][/B] "The Alpha Male" Monty Brown made his TNA return as he faced Booker T. Brown was in control most of the bout. Booker T misses a Scissor Kick, and gets POOOOOOOUUUUUUUUNNNNNCCCEDDD! Monty Brown wins his TNA return. [CENTER][B]Here is your winner, "The Alpha Male" MONTY BROWN!!! Rating: C[/B][/CENTER] Mike: NICE TNA RETURN BY THE ALPHA MALE! Macho Man: Whoa, first time I see that guy up close, and he is good. Oh yeah! Mike: Our next match is an old grudge as Kurt Angle takes on AJ Styles. [CENTER][B]7th Match: Kurt Angle vs. AJ Styles[/B][/CENTER] Kurt and AJ had another good match. Both men had amazing spots. While only one botch each lowered the rating. Kurt hits the Olympic Slam and gets the three count. [CENTER][B]Here is your winner, KURT ANGLE!!! Rating: B-[/B][/CENTER] Mike: Great match as usual for these two. Macho Man: It could've been better, but it still knocked me off my chair! Mike: Our next match was set up as last week Kevin Nash cost Samoa Joe the TNA World Heavyweight Championship. Can Joe get revenge? [CENTER][B]8th Match: Kevin Nash vs. Samoa Joe[/B][/CENTER] Hard to believe, but this match was fairly bland for a co-main event. You can tell Nash is in for a heel turn, he used a lot of dirty moves in this one. JackKnife Powerbomb gets Nash the win. After the three, you could read Nash's lips. He said, "I told you Joe!". [CENTER][B]Here is your winner, KEVIN NASH! Rating: C+[/B][/CENTER] Mike: Nash cheaps out to get the win. Macho Man: It was a good match. Not the Nash I'm used to though. Mike: Our next match is for the TNA World Heavyweight Championship. [CENTER][B]9th Match: TNA World Heavyweight Championship Mick Foley (c) vs. Sting[/B][/CENTER] Oh, baby! This match was juicy. A nice match for both oldies. Sting ends up hitting the Stinger Splash, Mick falls, Scorpian Death Drop locks in. Mick is not tapping, Earl Hebner calls it, the bell rings. New champion! Funny thing is, Earl Hebner was the ref in the Montreal Screwjob. Now, TNA's got a "Las Vegas Screwjob". Sting celebrates with the belt, as Foley gets up and argues with the ref. The fans are throwing cups and chanting, "Foley got Screwed!". [B][CENTER]Here is your winner, and the NEW TNA World Heavyweight Champion, STING!!! Rating: B-[/CENTER][/B] Mike: I can't believe it. Foley got screwed! He was rumored to be a God in TNA! Macho Man: Can we call this the "Las Vegas Screwjob"? [I]The camera fades out as iMPACT! ends controversially.[/I] Show Rating: C+

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[CENTER][B][SIZE="5"][COLOR="Yellow"]CZW ULTRAVIOLENT TUESDAYS PREVIEW:[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [I]Jack Black has signed a lot of great people to compete in CZW, you will see most of them debut, tonight![/I] [COLOR="yellow"][B]CZW Ultraviolent Tuesdays: Held in the New Alahambra in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania![/B][/COLOR] CZW World Heavyweight Championship CZW Rules Match Drake Younger (c) vs. The Sandman CZW World Tag Team Championship CZW Rules Match Up In Smoke (c) vs. bWo (Da Blue Guy & Big Stevie Cool) CZW Ironman Championship CZW Rules Match Brain Damage (c) vs. Bob Sapp vs. Balls Mahoney vs. Mad Man Pondo CZW Rules Match Brother vs. Brother Justice Pain's CZW Return! Nick Gage vs. Justice Pain CZW Rules Triple Threat Joker vs. B-Boy vs. Dylan "Necro Butcher" Summers CZW Rules Match Chuck Taylor vs. Ruckus[/CENTER] QUICK PICKZ: Drake Younger vs. The Sandman Up In Smoke vs. bWo Brain Damage vs. Bob Sapp vs. Balls Mahoney vs. Mad Man Pondo Nick Gage vs. Justice Pain Joker vs. B-Boy vs. Dylan "Necro Butcher" Summers Chuck Taylor vs. Ruckus

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[B][SIZE="5"][COLOR="Yellow"][CENTER]CZW Ultraviolent Tuesdays Results:[/CENTER][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] 1. Ruckus def. Chuck Taylor @ 12:48 with The Hate Crime. Rating: [B]E+[/B] 2. Dylan Summers def. B-Boy & Joker @ 12:38 with an Asitiac Spike to Joker. Rating: [B]D+[/B] 3. Justice Pain def. Nick Gage @ 12:54 with a Pain Thriller. Rating: [B]D[/B] 4. Balls Mahoney def. Brain Damage, Bob Sapp, & Mad Man Pondo to win the CZW Ironman Championship. Rating: [B]E+[/B] 5. bWo def. Up In Smoke @ 17:39 with a Stevie Kick to win the CZW World Tag Team Championship. Rating: [B]D-[/B] Before their match, Younger and Sandman come to an agreement that will be a Barbed Wire Japan Match. 6. The Sandman def. Drake Younger @ 20:15 with a Rolling Rock to win the CZW World Heavyweight Title. Rating: [B]D[/B] Show Rating: [B]D[/B] [CENTER][COLOR="yellow"][B]CZW Ultraviolent Tuesdays Results:[/B][/COLOR] Ruckus def. Chuck Taylor Dylan Summer def. Joker & B-Boy Justice Pain def. Nick Gage Balls Mahoney def. Brain Damage, Bob Sapp, & Mad Man Pondo (Wins Ironman Title) bWo def. Up In Smoke (Wins Tag Titles) The Sandman def. Drake Younger (Wins WHC)[/CENTER]

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[COLOR="Red"][CENTER][B][SIZE="5"]WRESTLINGRUMORS.COM[/SIZE] Multiple TNA Wrestlers' Profiles Deleted[/B][/CENTER][/COLOR] It has been seen on TNAWrestling.com that five wrestlers' profiles on the site were deleted this morning: Akira Raijin-Japanese Jobber Doug Williams-Jobber; Recently Signed with NWE on a PPA. "Super" Eric Young-Steroid User; Said to be on Randy Savage's nerves, so he got released. Johnny Devine-Jobbed His Last Matches with TNA. Mick Foley-Said to be pissed he got screwed out of the title.

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[CENTER][B][SIZE="5"][COLOR="Red"]PRO WRESTLING ILLUSTRATED ARTICLE:[/COLOR][/SIZE] World Championship Reign Chase[/B][/CENTER] Here is the updated Top 10 in the "Most World Title Reigns Chase" 10. Bret Hart-7; There is NO WAY this man will advance himself. He left the buisness. 9. Kurt Angle-8; The way things are looking for Kurt right now, he might shoot up to 7th or 8th on the list real soon, 8. Harley Race-8; He's retired, nope. 7. The Rock-9; He's a movie star now, but there is still a chance that he may come back to the biz. 6. [B]Sting-10; The current TNA World Champion. But with the frequent title changes in TNA these days, that reign may not last long.[/B] 5. Jeff Jarrett-10; He may wrestle again, and if he does, he will have another reign or three. But, with the hatred of Randy Savage, maybe not. 4. Nick Bockenwinkle-10; Um...no 3. [B]Triple H-12; The current WWE Champion, he'll hold that belt for a year, watch.[/B] 2. Hulk Hogan-12; Hmm...I see Hogan winning the title in TNA to close the 4 reign gap. 1. Ric Flair-16; Who can top the Nature Boy? [B][CENTER]CHAMPIONS NOT ON THE LIST:[/CENTER][/B] Chris Jericho-4; The current WWE World Heavyweight Champion. [B][CENTER]THE PEOPLE WHO LOST THE BELT:[/CENTER][/B] Mick Foley/Mankind-4; He lost the title controversially in TNA. 3 times in WWE, once in TNA. He's on the unemployed line now...