SWF: Storyteller's Wrestling Federation

[Orange-kun]

Suzanne Brazzle vs. [B]Wanda Fish[/B] {c} for the SWF Fox Championship [B]Akima Brave {c}[/B] vs. Greg Rayne for the SWF Intercontinental Championship Big Smack Scott and Kurt LaMaree vs. [B]Death Row[/B] vs. Donnie J and James Prudence vs. MAW Impact (Steven Parker and Mainstream Hernendez) for the SWF Light Tag Team Championship

[Bigpapa42]

Like it so far, Astil. I'll be reading.

[Astil]

SWF Supreme TV Tuesday Week 1 March 2008 [IMG]http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/TEWGraphics/DuaneFry.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/TEWGraphics/AnaGarcia_alt1.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/TEWGraphics/EmmaChase.jpg[/IMG] [COLOR="Blue"]Duane Frye: Hello and welcome to SWF TV! I’m Duane Frye joined by Ana Garcia and Emma Chase.[/COLOR] [COLOR="SeaGreen"]Ana Garcia: Most fans will recognize this music; it’s Lobster Warrior.[/COLOR] [COLOR="Red"]Emma Chase: What a hack. He wears a Lobster costume. Loser.[/COLOR] [COLOR="SeaGreen"]AG: I see your month long period is in full swing.[/COLOR] [COLOR="Red"]EC: If I wasn’t distracted by this gorgeous hunk of man Rich Money, than I’d kill you Aging Garcia. Oh, Money… honey.[/COLOR] [COLOR="Blue"]DF: You… really just blew him a kiss… and he winked right back. Ugh.[/COLOR] [COLOR="SeaGreen"]AG: Sickening. [/COLOR] [COLOR="Red"] EC: No, what’s sickening is Angry Gilmore, attacking a helpless man, and our enlightened commissioner no less![/COLOR] [COLOR="Blue"] DF: Helpless I’m not so sure of, as Gilmore takes on Money’s right hand man Remo tonight![/COLOR] [COLOR="SeaGreen"]AG: But Money takes on Warrior now![/COLOR] [IMG]http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/TEWGraphics/LobsterWarrior.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/TEWGraphics/RichMoney.jpg[/IMG] [b]Lobster Warrior vs. Rich Money[/b] Money did not allow the Crustaceous One to get any offense in. His offense was brutal and dominating, right up until the Dollars from Heaven. Quick, painless squash match. [b]Rich Money defeated Lobster Warrior[/b] [COLOR="Red"] EC: And that… right there… is what Gilmore is afraid of![/COLOR] [COLOR="Blue"]DF: Well … wait, what? [/COLOR] [COLOR="Red"]EC: That’s why Gilmore attacked Money, he’s afraid.[/COLOR] [COLOR="SeaGreen"] AG: Anyway, here comes Frederique Antonio Garcia, no relation.[/COLOR] [COLOR="Red"] EC: Suuuure.[/COLOR] [COLOR="SeaGreen"]AG: Heh, nice try, little wench.[/COLOR] [COLOR="Red"] EC: I swear to all that –[/COLOR] [COLOR="Blue"]DF: Let’s focus on the match, as here comes Robbie Retro.[/COLOR] [COLOR="Red"] EC: Don’t you take her side![/COLOR] [COLOR="SeaGreen"]AG: Robbie Retro has been here since 2006, but has held no gold in the SWF.[/COLOR] [COLOR="Blue"]DF: and this match is for the right to face DuBois at Raw Impact.[/COLOR] [COLOR="Red"]EC: DON’T IGNORE ME![/COLOR] [IMG]http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/TEWGraphics/FrederiqueGarcia.jpg[/IMG] vs. [IMG]http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/TEWGraphics/RobbieRetro.jpg[/IMG] [b]Frederique Antonio Garcia vs. Robbie Retro[/b] Retro immediately jumps on Garcia, beating him in the back while he poses for a woman in the front row. Garcia tried to turn around but Retro hit a quick backcracker he is calling the Flashback. With Garcia down, Retro went for some submission move, but Garcia easily rolled out of it. Retro hits the ropes and looked like he was going to do … something, but Garcia rolled out of the ring to catch his breath. Not skipping a beat, Retro continued his momentum and baseball slid into Garcia, knocking him down. Retro did a little Saturday Night Fever, winking right at Emma Chase. As he turned, Garcia hit him with a wicked clothesline, and rolled him back into the ring. Retro sprang up however, and was more than ready to meet Garcia in the ring. After a flurry of offense, Retro hit the Murder on the Dancefloor, and took the pin. [b]Robbie Retro defeated Frederique Antonio Garcia[/b] [COLOR="Blue"]DF: Looks like Retro has something to say.[/COLOR] [B]Robbie Retro: [/B]Funkay! Funkay like a monkay! Robbie Retro is the new #1 Contender for the SWF North American Title. F-E-E-E-E-L it! [COLOR="Red"]EC: That is by far the worst dance I’ve ever seen.[/COLOR] [B]Retro:[/B] Now, serious time, serious time … FUNKAY! … ok seriously. For a long time now you’ve known me as that cool 70s guy whose fun but eventually loses. Well, I’m tired of it. It’s not my bag, baby. So DuBois … I respect you man, but it’s time for some Golden Retro. [COLOR="Red"] EC: What a waste –[/COLOR] [B]Retro: FUNKAY![/B] [COLOR="Red"]EC: I hate today…[/COLOR] [COLOR="Blue"]DF: That music as well as that pop can only mean one thing: Angry Gilmore[/COLOR]. [COLOR="SeaGreen"]AG: It’s been a bit of time since we heard from him.[/COLOR] [COLOR="Red"]EC: Not long enough.[/COLOR] [COLOR="Blue"]DF: He’s coming over here, with a mic?[/COLOR] [B]Angry Gilmore:[/B] Hey Emma, I heard what you said earlier, about me being a coward. Can you say it to my face? [COLOR="Red"]EC: You’re a coward.[/COLOR] [B]Gilmore:[/B] Cute, honey, cute. Too bad my wife’s been doing your job longer than you and is more attractive. [COLOR="Red"] EC: F*** you! This is bull****![/COLOR] [B]Gilmore:[/B] Woah! Woah! Let’s get some fan input on this. Would you guys like to see me beat little miss not-as-good into next week? [COLOR="Blue"]DF: I guess the fans approve.[/COLOR] [B]Gilmore:[/B] Too damn bad. See I came out here to talk about Rich Money. Rich Money: running his mouth about how great he is. Rich Money: sleazing his way to being the new commissioner. Rich Money: disrespecting the word ‘wrestler’ in every way. He had to be taken down a peg, and no one better than Angry Gilmore to do it. See, I’ve wrestled in Japan, and they got a saying over there. “You eat the rice that you grow”. Money’s been growing some piss poor rice, and I’m going to force feed it to him, at Raw Impact. And if you got a problem with that, Too! Damn! Bad! [IMG]http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/TEWGraphics/AngryGilmore.jpg[/IMG] vs. [IMG]http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/TEWGraphics/Remo.jpg[/IMG] [b]Angry Gilmore vs. Remo[/b] Remo started off steaming, pacing back and forth in the ring, staring at Gilmore. Gilmore looks the opposite: calm, ready. The bell rings and Remo rushes Gilmore and hits him with a quick spear. He gets up and goes to hit a knee drop, but Gilmore rolls away. Getting up, Gilmore is able to block Remo’s punches and deliver a few of his own. After being back up to the ropes, Remo turns and bounces off of them and into a clothesline. Gilmore is down again. Remo starts yelling and taunting. This proves to be a mistake, as Gilmore is able to take Remo down and regain control. He puts him in a terrible headlock and torques up the pressure. After releasing the hold, he lifts the groggy Remo to his feet. He sets up for the Anger Management, but Remo sweeps out Angry’s legs. Angry gets to his feet quickly, but Remo is in control now. The match quickens as Remo hits three running shoulder blocks in a row. With Gilmore down he sets up in the corner. Gilmore stands and Remo hits a vicious clothesline. Remo stands Gilmore up again, but Gilmore goes for the ropes to help him stand. Gilmore looks out of it! Remo stalks over slowly, and Angry pounces. He jumps to the second rope and springboards off into a Cutter. Remo is taken down violently and Gilmore gets the three count. [b]Angry Gilmore defeated Remo[/b] [COLOR="Blue"]DF: He’s going for a mic, looks like Gilmore’s not done.[/COLOR] [COLOR="Red"] EC: Yes he is! Money’s here, and he’s kicking that hack into next week![/COLOR] [COLOR="SeaGreen"]AG: Here comes Steve Frehley to make the save.[/COLOR] [COLOR="Blue"]DF: The Ultimate Hero saves the day again.[/COLOR] [COLOR="Red"]EC: Damn it all to hell.[/COLOR] [IMG]http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/TEWGraphics/Remo.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/TEWGraphics/SkullDeBones.jpg[/IMG] vs. [IMG]http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/TEWGraphics/ChristianFaith.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/TEWGraphics/JackBruce.jpg[/IMG] [b]Brandon James and Vengeance vs. Christian Faith and Jack Bruce[/b] Brandon and Jack start in the ring for this tag match. Bruce tries to get in some quick offense, but around the third strike James catches him. James beats him down rather quickly and relentlessly. Within minutes Bruce is flat on his back. James rolls him over to his corner and begins yelling to Faith to tag in. Faith does, but before coming in he slaps Bruce’s face a few times to make sure he’s ok. Bruce recovers in his corner. James, however, hates waiting. He rushes Faith as he enters, shoulder blocking him into the corner. He goes to run again, but Faith escapes. Seizing the momentum, Faith begins to attack James. Some brutal kicks tighten James up. He looks set to take the advantage back, when suddenly Faith starts complaining to the referee about his shoe, pointing and making a big scene. This gives time for a revived Jack Bruce to get a chair and nail James in the skull. Faith explodes past the referee and onto James, making it look like he took him down himself. He rockets James into a corner, but James changes direction. Almost out of desperation he leaps at Vengeance and tags him in. Faith smirks at the big man, waving for him to “bring it”. Vengeance stalks up slowly, measuring Faith. Finally they start after each other. Vengeance takes the early advantage beating Faith around the ring a bit. Faith regains the advantage, but misses a Leap of Faith attempt. Vengeance capitalizes by beating Faith around some more, capitalized by a big boot. He seems ready for a Skull Crusher, but Faith inches to his corner and tags in Bruce. Bruce is all fired up and ready to go. This would prove to be his downfall, as he ran right into a big boot. With the wind out of his sails, Bruce’s earlier beating started to rear their head, making him an easy Skull Crusher target. [b]Brandon James and Vengeance defeated Christian Faith and Jack Bruce[/b] [COLOR="Blue"]DF: Look out, Brandon James back in the ring.[/COLOR] [COLOR="SeaGreen"]AG: Chair shot! Vicious chair shot by Christian Faith. [/COLOR] [COLOR="Red"]EC: Vengeance is behind him![/COLOR] [COLOR="Blue"] DF: Christian turns; aims the chair! Vengeance isn’t phased. Look at them stare each other down. Faith backs down, still looking at Vengeance. That’s all the time we have folks![/COLOR] [quote] Rich Money defeated Lobster Warrior B Robbie Retro defeated Frederique Antonio Garcia C Robbie Retro hypes Retro v. DuBois C+ Gilmore explains his actions B+ Angry Gilmore defeated Remo B+ Angry attacked by Money, saved by Frehley B+ Brandon James and Vengeance defeated Christian Faith and Jack Bruce B- Faith and Vengeance Face Off! B Show: B [/quote]

[Orange-kun]

[QUOTE=Astil;531017][COLOR="SeaGreen"]AG: I see your month long period is in full swing.[/COLOR][/QUOTE] I have that too. ;_; [QUOTE=Astil;531017] [B]Robbie Retro: [/B]Funkay! Funkay like a monkay! Robbie Retro is the new #1 Contender for the SWF North American Title. F-E-E-E-E-L it! [/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i497.photobucket.com/albums/rr333/narutochan/Naruto.jpg[/IMG] Believe it! On a more serious note, the fighting seems to flow easier and much quicker to read. Nice job. :D

[UFC-KING]

Liking this so far, reader on board Quote the Cartman

[Astil]

[B][SIZE="5"][COLOR="Blue"]TotalExtremeWrestling.com[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE="4"]Monthly Report[/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE="3"]February 2008[/SIZE][/B] by Joey Joregenstien [IMG]http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/promotions/SWF.jpg[/IMG]/[IMG]http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/promotions/RIPW_alt.jpg[/IMG] [COLOR="Cyan"]Supreme Wrestling Federation[/COLOR]/[COLOR="Gold"]Rhode Island Pro Wrestling[/COLOR] SWF continued there signing spree of late, picking up Raven Nightfall, Donnie J, Kirk Jameson and Steve Flash. SWF held Nothing to Lose, in which Vengeance went over Christian Faith in an early favorite for match of the year. This led to a B+ show. [IMG]http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/promotions/TCW.jpg[/IMG] [B]Total Championship Wrestling[/B] TCW saw two resignings in February, with back stage interviewer Jasmine Saunders and the young Aaron Andrews both signing on for more. The PPV of The War to Settle the Score was headlined by Tommy Cornell retaining over Genghis Rhan. B+ for the show overall. [IMG]http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/promotions/USPW_alt.jpg[/IMG] [COLOR="Red"]United States[/COLOR] [COLOR="Blue"]Pro Wrestling[/COLOR] USPW had no real shake ups this month. They did hold Red, White and Blue! James Justice went over T-Rex to end this C+ show. CZCW - Held Vendetta 2008 (C), headlined by James Pudence going over Matt Sparrow in a C match. - Obtained a show on Los Deportes Hoy called CZCW Weekly. - Lost P-Dawg - Signed Roger Dodger FCW - Held Global Warefare (C+), headlined by Puerto Rican Power going over Handsome Stranger in a C+ match. MAW - Lost Oscar Golden and Flash Savage - Signed Paul Steadyfast and Fumihiro Ota (*gong* - Held Hallowed Point (C-), headlined by Erik Strong going over Mean Jean Cattley in a C match. NYCW - Held All for One (C), headlined by Steve Flash going over Grandmaster Phunk in a C+ match. - Lost Steve Flash - Signed Des Davids PSW - Held Break or Be Broken (D), headlined by Johnny Martin going over The Wolverine in a D match.

[Astil]

SWF Light Week 1, March 2008 The first commissioner of SWF Light comes out, and it’s Phil Vibrant. Vibrant says he knows a lot about raising young talent, but the crowd is more into DaVE chants and the such. – B+ Wanda Fish defeated Suzanne Brazzle to retain the SWF Fox Title in a decent women’s match – D Akima Brave defeated Greg Rayne to retain the SWF Intercontinental in an entirely disappointing match – E+ The Masked Men defeated Big Smack Scott and Kurt Lamaree, Donnie J and James Prudence and Death Row for the SWF Light Tag Team. - D Paul Huntingdon defeated Frederique Antonio Garcia, Jack Eisen, Kurt Lamaree, Randy Bumfhole and Zimmy Bumfhole – C A nice long review video of our current feuds, with a specific focus on Vengeance v. Faith – A Overall show – C-

[Orange-kun]

Very interesting details and logo. Lol, Wanda. :D

[Astil]

SWF Supreme TV Week 2, March 2008 [IMG]http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/TEWGraphics/LobsterWarrior.jpg[/IMG] vs. [IMG]http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/TEWGraphics/RunawayTrain.jpg[/IMG] Lobster Warrior vs. Runaway Train The Train has been running full steam going into Raw Impact, where he will face Enygma. Before that, he must fight in a tough one on one with the crustaceous one. Will Train get a big win before his big match, or will his momentum be steamed with a side of lemon? Champions vs. Challangers Match [IMG]http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/TEWGraphics/AkimaBrave.jpg[/IMG], [IMG]http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/TEWGraphics/MarcDuBois.jpg[/IMG], [IMG]http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/TEWGraphics/EricEisen.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/TEWGraphics/JackAvatar.jpg[/IMG] vs. [IMG]http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/TEWGraphics/KidToma.jpg[/IMG] w/ [IMG]http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/TEWGraphics/BJONeill.jpg[/IMG], [IMG]http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/TEWGraphics/RobbieRetro.jpg[/IMG], [IMG]http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/TEWGraphics/ElmoBenson.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/TEWGraphics/GrouchoBling.jpg[/IMG] Akima Brave, Marc DuBois and the Super Eisen Bros. vs. Kid Toma, Robbie Retro and High Concept In a “Enlightened Original” the “Enlightened Commissioner” Rich Money has made a 4 on 4 Champions versus Challengers Match! Say what you will about Money, he knows how to book an exciting match. Champions Akima Brave, Marc DuBois and the Super Eisen Bros take on the team of Kid Toma, Robbie Retro and High Concept. Who will shine? Who will falter? Find out only on SWF Supreme TV? [IMG]http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/TEWGraphics/ChristianFaith.jpg[/IMG] vs. [IMG]http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/TEWGraphics/JoeSexy.jpg[/IMG] Christian Faith vs. Joe Sexy With only two days until his championship match, Christian Faith will be warming up against the ever-dangerous Joe Sexy. Sexy would like to make a statement to the entire locker room, while Faith would like to shut up another pretentious locker room cancer. Who will win in a battle of ego and pride? [IMG]http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/TEWGraphics/SqueekyMcClean.jpg[/IMG] vs. [IMG]http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/TEWGraphics/SkullDeBones.jpg[/IMG] Squeaky McClean vs. Vengeance Vengeance has been unstoppable. Squeaky cannot seem to buy a win. That is why this one on one is not for the title, but for pride. Will Squeaky reverse his momentum and get a big win before Raw Impact, or will Vengeance continue to be unstoppable? [quote] Lobster Warrior vs. Runaway Train Akima Brave, Marc DuBois and the Super Eisen Bros. vs. Kid Toma, Robbie Retro and High Concept Christian Faith vs. Joe Sexy Squeaky McClean vs. Vengeance[/quote]

[foolinc]

[B]Lobster Warrior [/B]vs. Runaway Train [B]Akima Brave, Marc DuBois and the Super Eisen Bros.[/B] vs. Kid Toma, Robbie Retro and High Concept [B]Christian Faith[/B] vs. Joe Sexy Squeaky McClean vs. [B]Vengeance [/B]

[Orange-kun]

[B]Lobster Warrior[/B] vs. Runaway Train [B]Akima Brave, Marc DuBois and the Super Eisen Bros.[/B] vs. Kid Toma, Robbie Retro and High Concept Christian Faith vs. [B]Joe Sexy[/B] Squeaky McClean vs. [B]Vengeance[/B]