What's Your Daftest Fed?

[Phantom Stranger]

I mean, of ones that can actually work. Off an idea discussed with Regis some time ago I created a C-Verse save today which features the fed where, probably, all the stupid ideas that don't go into Destined To Fail will go. The Comics Wrestling League, featuring anyone I could sign who'd fit a superhero or villain gimmick if I hit their gimmick hard enough. I'm particularly proud of the colour team, featuring both Captain USA and Warlord Agony. Up at the top, our main heroes are the Raven (Nightfall, natch), the Cannonball Kid, and Champagne Lover (backed by girlfriend/regular kidnappee Blonde Bombshell). Our top heels, currently, are the villainous trio that, well, is pretty much the Cult of the Grey Dragon; Acid (needs a name change), Plague and Ota. Chasing close behind are the fiendish Seduction and the Leper Messiah, with the plant-themed trio of Snap Dragon, Debbie Rose & Kate Lilly also major players. The theme continues all the way down; the arena will be set up to allow zipline 'flying' entrances, trapdoors with smoke entrances, wall-crawling climbing gear and double doors shaped like brick walls to punch through. Programs will be shamelessly ripped off from comic books. We open at Genesis Wave, close each year with a tournament called Secret Origins in which matches will revisit former feuds, and are insane. So what's your silliest fed?

[G-Prime]

That sounds like the best fed ever.

[Phantom Stranger]

[QUOTE=G-Prime;522636]That sounds like the best fed ever.[/QUOTE] It should be fun. But the fun is in the goofball.

[Derek B]

You sound like you need to hire Dermot O'Logical. He can offer better facemasks to everyone, enabling them to improve their complexion and wrestle without masks once they become man-pretty. :)

[Phantom Stranger]

[QUOTE=derek_b;522645]You sound like you need to hire Dermot O'Logical. He can offer better facemasks to everyone, enabling them to improve their complexion and wrestle without masks once they become man-pretty. :)[/QUOTE] I have other plans for Dermot.

[Sagitta]

You need to hire Agent 69 as well if you have not done so already. She's terrific eye candy AND good on the mic. Whenever I create a small fed, one of my first steps is to hire her for my color slot.

[infinitywpi]

Dear sir-- I find your ideas intriguing and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

[foolinc]

I really don't run silly feds in general but here are a few daft gimmicks and angles I've run (and will probably run again): - Rich Money trying to bribe Steve Flash in Monopoly money and insisting it's Canadian currecy. - A running gag with Mad Dog Mortimer as a host of a swimsuit contest. The joke? He always insults both (all) the women in the contest to the point they all walk out on him before the contest is over. - Grandmaster Phunk's Great American Ho Search - Whippy the Clown's Four Corners of Pie Match: Think a four corners' bullrope match with pies instead of buzzers (used it in a heel/heel match when Whippy got to be Commissoner for the Day) - JD Morgan in a chicken suit I'll post more when I think of them.

[Sigilistic]

I had one angle where during a promo for their PPV match, Rich Money dined on a lobster dinner while taunting Lobster Warrior.

[G-Prime]

[QUOTE=Sigilistic;522767]I had one angle where during a promo for their PPV match, Rich Money dined on a lobster dinner while taunting Lobster Warrior.[/QUOTE] That's pretty awesome.

[benjacko]

Any chance of a roster listing, Phantom? :).

[Astil]

[QUOTE=foolinc;522763] - JD Morgan in a chicken suit[/QUOTE] Sir. Yes.

[Phantom Stranger]

[QUOTE=benjacko;522853]Any chance of a roster listing, Phantom? :).[/QUOTE] Okeydoke... Where names are changed from what's in the DB, alterations in brackets M/E: [COLOR="Blue"]The Cannonball Kid[/COLOR] [COLOR="Red"]Scar (Acid)[/COLOR] [COLOR="Blue"]Raven (Nightfall)[/COLOR] [COLOR="Red"]The Ninja (Fumihiro Ota)[/COLOR] [COLOR="Blue"]Fenris (User character)[/COLOR] U/M [COLOR="Red"]Insane Machine[/COLOR] [COLOR="Blue"]Silver Fox (Fox Mask)[/COLOR] [COLOR="Red"]Leper Messiah[/COLOR] [COLOR="Blue"]Vixxen[/COLOR] [COLOR="Blue"]Champagne Lover[/COLOR] [COLOR="Red"]Plague[/COLOR] M: [COLOR="Blue"]Zeus (Maximillion)[/COLOR] [COLOR="Red"]Debbie Rose[/COLOR] [COLOR="Blue"]The Cougar (Masked flavour)[/COLOR] [COLOR="Red"]Kate Lilly Snap Dragon Citizen X The Skinner (Dermot O'Logical) The Dean Machine Gorgon Gargantuan[/COLOR] [COLOR="Blue"]Killswitch[/COLOR] L/M: [COLOR="Red"]Agent 69 Savage Tiger (Tigre Salvaje Jr) Mexican Beast[/COLOR] [COLOR="Blue"]The American Flash The Patriot (Bulldozer Brandon Smith)[/COLOR] O: [COLOR="Red"]Frankie Dee, Master of Sinanju Jefferson Stardust[/COLOR] [COLOR="Blue"]Power Girl[/COLOR] E/T [COLOR="Blue"]Roz Larren[/COLOR] [COLOR="Red"]The Chess Maniac[/COLOR] Managers: [COLOR="Red"]Ernest Forthdyke-Hume[/COLOR] [COLOR="Blue"]Blonde Bombshell[/COLOR] [COLOR="Red"]Seduction[/COLOR] Ref: [COLOR="Blue"]Commissioner McArthuer (Jez)[/COLOR] Announce Team: [COLOR="Red"]Warlord Agony[/COLOR] [COLOR="Blue"]Captain USA 'Dazzling' Dan Butler (random generation)[/COLOR] Road Agent: [COLOR="Red"]Warlord Pain[/COLOR] Teams: Lilly & Rose The Machines (Insane & Dean) Savage Beasts (Savage Tiger & Mexican Beast) Forthdyke Industries Strike Team One (Gargantuan & Gorgon) Stables: Forthdyke Industries (Ernest, Gargantuan & Gorgon) The Council of the Green (Snap Dragon, Lilly & Rose) The Skinned (The Skinner, Scar, Leper Messiah)