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Now that I've announced that the mod is a 2009 update to the Cornellverse, I've revised this page for some easier reading. It will be periodically updated to provide easy access to whatever actual information I provide in the thread. [b][size=4]Hype Articles[/size][/b] [b]The United States[/b] [URL="http://67.19.230.90/~arles/forum/showpost.php?p=536165&postcount=19"]And Then There Were Three[/URL] [URL="http://67.19.230.90/~arles/forum/showpost.php?p=543191&postcount=20"]Motor City Wrestling[/URL] [b][size=4]New to 2009[/b][/size] Alana The Cheerleader [i]Albert Magz[/i] Atherton Wing Bazooka Joe Billy Lewis Blair Bell Brian Cebulski Casey Yoshida Charles Ashley Chiaki Sugimura Dani Chau Dark Force Death Wish Eléctrica El Escarabajo III [i]Emo Kid[/i] Fonsie Epifanio Grim Shado [i]Hank Henricks[/i] Idoya Japon Ivy [i]Jay Arnold[/i] [i]Jimmy Logan[/i] Kitty The Catholic Schoolgirl Knives Trejo Leah Lolita [i]Mike Tropic[/i] Ninja Neil Nolan P. Harvey Osvaldo Modesto [i]Phil Rousseau[/i] Pirate Pete Pretty Schoolgirl Michiko [i]Ray Arnold[/i] Roger Stevens [i]Ronnie Randolph[/i] Silver Wolf Smiling Joe Everyman Storm Eagle Tara Strong The Red Rival [i]The Sickness[/i] Tori Williams Victor Hugo [i]Wang[/i] [i]Yardtard[/i] The Total So Far: 46 [size=1][i]The most recently added names are italicized[/i][/size]
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None of the names provided are in any way part of a "code." It's just a list of workers I have added to the default database. It's worth mentioning that the number under the names is a tally, not a name itself. HINT THE FIRST: I started work on a similar mod for TEW 2007, but it went unfinished due to the announcement that there would be a TEW 2008. HINT THE SECOND: If my alternate universe Cornellverse mod could be called C2, this one would be C1+1.
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Please note that everything in this post actually contains profile details on the workers in question. Despite my delivery of the information, this is NOT a joke entry. A few quick thoughts on the workers added thus far: Alana The Cheerleader [i]She's one third of BSC's hot new stable, The Mean Girls![/i] Atherton Wing [i]Turnbuckle's first student since ROF closed. He's a luchador with a British accent![/i] Bazooka Joe [i]The hard drinking, heavy smoking Bazooka Joe will take a baseball bat to you and **** up your ****... then ask you out for drinks afterward.[/i] Billy Lewis [i]SoCal B-Boy and student of The Cannonball Kid![/i] Blair Bell [i]A British women's wrestler! ...look, they can't all be exciting.[/i] Brian Cebulski [i]Childhood friend to Des Davids, and one of Rip Chord's last students![/i] Casey Yoshida [i]A broken wrist kept him out of the major leagues, but garbage wrestling lets him keep the bat![/i] Charles Ashley [i]...or is it Ashley Charles? Either way, you'll be both offended and moderately aroused![/i] Chiaki Sugimura [i]She does calisthenics before every match![/i] Dani Chau [i]She works for BSC AND she can wrestle![/i] Dark Force [i]Dark Force is the world's greatest Australian knockoff of Vengeance. Take that as you will![/i] Death Wish [i]Every promotion he's worked for has died within months of hiring him. It is an eerie coincidence![/i] Eléctrica [i]Eléctrico has a niece![/i] El Escarabajo III [i]Actually the first El Escarabajo. But he's talented and his cut is from a Blue Beetle comic![/i] Fonsie Epifanio [i]Arguably the best of MHW's ex-MMA wrestlers! Also, Gino Montero likes him, so you should too![/i] Grim Shado [i]"My name is Grim Shado," said Grim Shado, "And I am here to [b]take it ot the limit[/b]." **** YES![/i] Idoya Japon [i]A talented Spanish women's wrestler, whose backstory comes from a Wikipedia article I read once![/i] Ivy [i]She is absolutely not a knockoff of Poison from Final Fight! Yes, I know which cut I'm using for her! Shut up![/i] Kitty The Catholic Schoolgirl [i]She is one third of The Mean Girls! She is actually Jewish! Also, a ninja![/i] Knives Trejo [i]Love of hurting people and a barely legal BSC wrestler have caused him to swear off car theft![/i] Leah Lolita [i]You are totally going to hell for those thoughts you have every time you look at her! Yes, I see into the pit of your dark soul you pervert![/i] Ninja Neil [i]He is a ninja named Neil! He is one half of Team Awesome![/i] Nolan P. Harvey [i]Totally not THAT NPH! Also, a pretty decent British wrestler![/i] Osvaldo Modesto [i]He's got a MYSTERIOUS HEART CONDITION. Also, he's a pretty decent announcer![/i] Pirate Pete [i]He is a pirate named Pete! He is one half of Team Awesome![/i] Pretty Schoolgirl Michiko [i]She is one third of The Mean Girls! Also, she kind of doesn't suck![/i] Roger Stevens [i]He fights for Truth, Justice, and The American Way... IN EUROPE! Take that, Hitler![/i] Silver Wolf [i]He is a mostly uninteresting luchador who works for MHW![/i] Smiling Joe Everyman [i]By January 2009, he's already been hired by SWF, had a decent run, and been fired due to budgetary concerns! He is a pretty cool guy![/i] Storm Eagle [i]He is only in the TEW 2009 database because lucha libre fans kept confusing him with Pigeon Mask (who is also in this data) and Comfort Eagle (who is not)![/i] Tara Strong [i]She got a mega push in USPW as an honorary member of the Strong family, and was fired three months later! She's also totally named after Timmy Turner![/i] The Red Rival [i]Do you like Char Aznable? He's Char Aznable all over! (Note: The cut I used for his picture is not Char Aznable)[/i] Tori Williams [i]Sakura Sada totally digs her![/i] Victor Hugo [i]Now Comradebot can stop complaining about the lack of giants in the Cornellverse! He's over seven feet tall, and thinks he's possessed by the dude who wrote [b]Les Miserables[/b]![/i]
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[center][b][size=7]And Then There Were Three[/b][/size][/center] J.K. Stalling's status in 2009 remains "left the business." However, his actions in 2008 still caused a major change in the North American wrestling scene. In August of 2008 the Stallings Broadcast Network launched. The network's schedule is comprised mostly of syndicated cartoons, anime, and technology-related material, all appealing to various audiences ranging in age from five to twenty-five. What really stands out is the professional wrestling shown in a prime time slot on Saturday. Stallings had originally approached TCW with an offer to host some sort of "B-show," but Cornell wasn't interested and instead Stallings turned his attention toward another of his childhood heroes: Sam Strong. In January of 2009 United States Pro Wrestling has been catapulted to a position as a national power thanks to heavy advertising by Stallings and a drive toward merchandising that has Alicia Strong, James Justice, and Nicky Champion on lunchboxes in every schoolyard and action figures on every kid's Christmas list. Where do things go from here? Hard to say. USPW made it to the national level, but in doing so has attracted the attention of TCW and SWF. The promotion has no foothold outside of the United States, and the main event scene is crowded with aging stars who are a couple of years or one fluke injury away from retirement. Fortunately, the USPW women's division has really taken off and brought solid wrestling to the promotion's midcard. Fresh signings from 2008 have made up for the talent raids of early 2008. USPW's rapid growth has caused the promotion to have an uncertain future, but all of the tools are there to ensure the promotion at least has a fighting chance.
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[center][b][size=7]Motor City Wrestling[/b][/size][/center] In the autumn of 2008 a seventeen year old high school student from Detroit was in a car accident. He broke his leg in the accident and was able to negotiate a nice settlement with the insurance company which led to him having ten thousand dollars after medical expenses. Normal people, sane people, [i]intelligent[/i] people would put the money in the bank or look toward the near future and put it toward college tuition. As none of those adjectives had ever applied to this young man, known as "Yardtard" among tape traders, he decided to start his own proper wrestling business. Thus, Motor City Wrestling was born. [b]The Players, in alphabetical order...[/b] Albert Magz [i]...might know Judo![/i] Emo Kid [i]...thinks black nail polish and a habit of falling off of ladders will make girls like him![/i] Hank Henricks [i]...is horribly untalented but wears a banana hammock in every match![/i] Jay Arnold [i]...has a twin brother who sucks as much as he does![/i] Jimmy Logan [i]...is one of the two members of the MCW roster to receive training! He was trained by The Wolverine![/i] Mike "The Star" Tropic [i]...doesn't suck as much as an untrained wrestler could![/i] Phil Rousseau [i]...is the other trained MCW wrestler! He's a big star of a major wrestling promotion. In Canada. Quebec. You probably haven't heard of it.[/i] Ray Arnold [i]...destroys the TEW tradition of twin brothers making good tag team partners![/i] Ronnie Randolph [i]...wears his school uniform in the ring![/i] The Sickness [i]...is a crappy high flyer who wears a gas mask! No one knows why![/i] Wang [i]...is a fat Chinese guy with a funny name! This is the extent of marketability![/i] Yardtard [i]...owns MCW, and is a disgrace to both wrestling and right-thinking people everywhere![/i] The promotion is, of course, doomed to failure. As the game starts the promotion has yet to put on a show, has only ten thousand dollars in the bank, and only a sixth of its roster has anything resembling talent. They'll almost certainly sink within a year or two if left in the hands of the computer, but MCW has been added to the game for those players who would like the challenge of taking a backyard promotion to some semblance of respectability.
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Anyone who's been following my mod work in the past knows that I have an amazing tendency toward having computer-related disasters in the middle of a project. This has just happened. Yesterday, an installation of a bad power supply fried my hard drive, my motherboard, and probably every other bit of my computer. It should go without saying that the Cornellverse 2009 project is on indefinite hiatus. Sorry, guys.
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