Thomnipotent Posted December 16, 2008 Posted December 16, 2008 One day in the USPW locker room, Jim Force was the focal point of the entire roster as he tore the entire backstage area up. He knocked over the water cooler, tossing cups everywhere. He tore the hangers out of the closets and threw them on the ground. And no matter what anyone said to him, he refused to stop. This was, however, until Sam Strong walked into the area to witness the carnage. "What are we going to do?" asked Bruce The Giant. Despite his size, he still knew better than to mess with The Force. Sam Strong just shook his head, disappointed in his colleague, and began knocking against the wall... almost rhythmically. Suddenly, Jim stopped dead in his tracks, almost as if nothing had happened, and began walking to his locker room. Bruce was astonished. "What'd you do?" "There's only one way to communicate with him," Strong replied. "Force Code." EDIT: I'm in a goofy/slightly inebriated mood. Don't hit me.
Mr T Jobs To Me Posted December 16, 2008 Posted December 16, 2008 Why did Jim Force cross the road? Because he was running away from Big Smack Scott!
Thomnipotent Posted December 16, 2008 Author Posted December 16, 2008 'Knock knock.' 'Who's there?' 'Jim Force.' 'Jim Force wh--' 'FEEL THE POWER OF THE COSMOS EMBRACING THEIR FATE TO BRING BEFORE YOU, AS THE PLANETS ALIGN IN PERFECT HARMONY... THE FORCE!!!~!!!111'
Derek B Posted December 16, 2008 Posted December 16, 2008 NEWS HEADLINE: Jim Force walks into a bar... alcoholics still sifting the wreckage for booze.
Adam Ryland Posted December 16, 2008 Posted December 16, 2008 Apologies, but on grounds of quality control this thread has had to be closed. It will be destroyed in a humane manner at a later date.
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