UFC-KING Posted December 22, 2008 Posted December 22, 2008 http://i429.photobucket.com/albums/qq11/TEWMan/UMMA1.gif -Oh Yeah Baby ! We Are Finally Here ! Puce : You know, we finally made the Big Time. We're at the UMMA Mansion, and have the possibility of being future champions. I want this, and there are 15 other guys in the house that want it just as much. Abe : I dominated in the qualifiers, which got me the first pick for Yamamoto, which I am ecstatic about. I feel I have the best state of mind in the house, and I plan on winning the whole show. Fight Selection up Next !
MrSelfDestruct Posted December 22, 2008 Posted December 22, 2008 I would like to announce the leader for Team Morrison. the leader is......... "The Natural Talent" Jake Keane! after showing he has a lot of heart and determination in practice i have picked him to be leader. Keane had this to say "Its great i got chosen. I dominated in the qualifiers, i'm glad to have been given this opportunity by this organization. I will make sure i do not embarass Mr. Morrison in anyway possible. I will win this whole ****ing show. No matter who gets in my way. As for Jakucha Abe, bring it bitch. I want you in the first fight. I wanna prove i am the real deal around here!" whether or not Jake's match against Abe will be a reality is yet up to me to decide.
shigakai Posted December 22, 2008 Posted December 22, 2008 As my rival coach already has, I will select a captain of my team as well. And because of his experience he makes a good pick in "Pocket Rocket" Jackson Gray "Jake Keane? Who the hell is that guy? He probably begged his way onto the show! I am the real deal, he does not measure up too me or my teammates!"
UFC-KING Posted December 22, 2008 Author Posted December 22, 2008 Fight Selection PJ : Alright Fellas, Team Picks have been done, you guys have been able to settle in. Now, it's time to get to the drama. Coach Morrison has made his fight pick, and has made a Clear Statement of who he wants to have fight. Sean ? Sean : Thanks PJ. Alright, Team Morrison wants to dominate the competition and not give Team Yamamoto a Chance in Hell in every fight. I feel that our team have the best potential and this is why I picked this fight. Team Morrison selects Jake Keane Jake : I'm ecstatic that I was the first pick to fight, and If I win, I can continue the streak. My Jiu-Jitsu is better than everybody else's Jiu-Jitsu, and My striking is improving daily. I think I've got the shot at winning. Sean : And from Team Yamamoto, Team Morrison calls out... Go Yamamoto Everbody Laughs Sean : But for real now, we select Team Yamamoto's First Pick Jakuchu Abe Jakuchu : If he even thinks he has better Jiu-Jitsu than me, he can just take me down and watch in horror as I get his back and choke him out, It's Really a terrible fight pick. I came in this house undefeated, and I plan on leaving like that. PJ : Alright Guys, Weigh-Ins are in 24 Hours, and Fight is the next day.
UFC-KING Posted December 22, 2008 Author Posted December 22, 2008 WEIGH-INS PJ : Alright Keith, Who's first ? Keith : We'll start with Jake Jake : I think my style matches up well against his, and if I'm unable to take him down and submit him, he'll be eating punches. He has to pick his Poison Keith : 1... 155 Keith : Jakuchu Jakuchu : He doesn't have anything on me, I'm going to come in and wreck him with punches, Kicks and take him down and submit him. Keith : 152.5 PJ : Alright guys, fight's tomorrow.
MrSelfDestruct Posted December 22, 2008 Posted December 22, 2008 WEIGH-INS PJ : Alright Keith, Who's first ? Keith : We'll start with Jake Jake : I think my style matches up well against his, and if I'm unable to take him down and submit him, he'll be eating punches. He has to pick his Poison Keith : 1... 155 Keith : Jakuchu Jakuchu : He doesn't have anything on me, I'm going to come in and wreck him with punches, Kicks and take him down and submit him. Keith : 152.5 PJ : Alright guys, fight's tomorrow. A video of Jake Keane training is playing while u hear him speaking in the background. "Ive waited a long time for this. Im ready to prove why they call me the Natural Talent.if it stays on the feet ill knock his ass out. if it goes to the ground ill break his arm. plain & simple, Jakucha Abe will be the first of many in the house."
UFC-KING Posted December 22, 2008 Author Posted December 22, 2008 Jakuchu Abe vs. Jake Keane OOC : I'm not going to be posting the huge play-by-play, but I'm going to right my own based on the write up given in WMMA Round 1 Come on Jake, throw Punches, shoot out the Jab as fast as you can and get back Jakuchu, back up and counter punches Jakuchu dodges a huge right cross attempt from Jake Keane, and throws a two punch combo at Jake which connects lightly. Jake, Jake Leg Kick, takedown Jakuchu, sprawl, SPRAWL ! Jake lands a takedown and winds up in Jakuchu's Guard Jake throw punches, and cartwheel pass over ! Jakuchu throw your guard high, stop the cartwheel pass Jake throws wild punches from the guard top position, but gets caught in a tight triangle choke. JAKE, JAKE POSTURE UP, POSTURE UP ! GET OUTTA THERE ! SQUEEZE JAKUCHU ! DON'T LET HIM POSTURE UP, TIGHTEN UP YOUR ARMS ! Jake Lifts Jakuchu up, and Slams him right down into the canvas, Jakuchu doesn't let up though, and squeezes even harder. AGAIN JAKE AGAIN ! JAKUCHU ! TURN HIM OVER ! Jakuchu turns himself over and lets go of the Triangle choke and winds up in mount position. JAKE, BUCK HIM OFF ! SNEAK OUT THE BACK ! JAKUCHU, THROW PUNCHES ! PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH. RAPID PUNCHES. Jakuchu lays down a pounding on Jake Keane which rocks him, and allows Jakuchu to slap on a tight Arm-Bar, and cause Jake Keane to wince in pain. JAKE YOU DO NOT TAP ! DO NOT TAP, YOU GOT 5 SECONDS LEFT, JAAAKKE ! DO YOU HEAR ME, YOU DO NOT TAP ! HARD JAKUCHU, HARDER ! SQUUEEEEZZE ! Jake Keane Bucks, but does not succeed as Abe just stays put in the Arm-Bar and causes Jake Keane to Tap Out. WINNER : Jakuchu Abe via Submission (Arm-Bar) at 4:57 of Round 1
UFC-KING Posted December 22, 2008 Author Posted December 22, 2008 Alright Shigakai, PM me your next fight pick
MrSelfDestruct Posted December 22, 2008 Posted December 22, 2008 Jakuchu Abe vs. Jake Keane OOC : I'm not going to be posting the huge play-by-play, but I'm going to right my own based on the write up given in WMMA Round 1 Come on Jake, throw Punches, shoot out the Jab as fast as you can and get back Jakuchu, back up and counter punches Jakuchu dodges a huge right cross attempt from Jake Keane, and throws a two punch combo at Jake which connects lightly. Jake, Jake Leg Kick, takedown Jakuchu, sprawl, SPRAWL ! Jake lands a takedown and winds up in Jakuchu's Guard Jake throw punches, and cartwheel pass over ! Jakuchu throw your guard high, stop the cartwheel pass Jake throws wild punches from the guard top position, but gets caught in a tight triangle choke. JAKE, JAKE POSTURE UP, POSTURE UP ! GET OUTTA THERE ! SQUEEZE JAKUCHU ! DON'T LET HIM POSTURE UP, TIGHTEN UP YOUR ARMS ! Jake Lifts Jakuchu up, and Slams him right down into the canvas, Jakuchu doesn't let up though, and squeezes even harder. AGAIN JAKE AGAIN ! JAKUCHU ! TURN HIM OVER ! Jakuchu turns himself over and lets go of the Triangle choke and winds up in mount position. JAKE, BUCK HIM OFF ! SNEAK OUT THE BACK ! JAKUCHU, THROW PUNCHES ! PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH. RAPID PUNCHES. Jakuchu lays down a pounding on Jake Keane which rocks him, and allows Jakuchu to slap on a tight Arm-Bar, and cause Jake Keane to wince in pain. JAKE YOU DO NOT TAP ! DO NOT TAP, YOU GOT 5 SECONDS LEFT, JAAAKKE ! DO YOU HEAR ME, YOU DO NOT TAP ! HARD JAKUCHU, HARDER ! SQUUEEEEZZE ! Jake Keane Bucks, but does not succeed as Abe just stays put in the Arm-Bar and causes Jake Keane to Tap Out. WINNER : Jakuchu Abe via Submission (Arm-Bar) at 4:57 of Round 1 dammit!!!!
Dynasty887 Posted December 22, 2008 Posted December 22, 2008 dammit!!!! damn king.. this setup is a sweet idea.
shigakai Posted December 22, 2008 Posted December 22, 2008 It was a very well deserved win for Jakuchu Abe, he looks as though he might go all the way!!!
UFC-KING Posted December 22, 2008 Author Posted December 22, 2008 Fight Selection PJ : Alright Guys, as you know, Jakuchu Abe won against Jake Keane in the last fight, and now Yamamoto has control of the picks, but first let's check out the standings Quarter-Finalists Jakuchu Abe Yamamoto : Alright, last fight, Morrison put his captain up to fight, so I want my captain to fight this time, so Jackson Gray Gray : I'm a wrecking machine for wrestling, it's kind of a shame though because I train with Morrison on a Daily Basis at Halvorsen's, and it will make it a little awkward when I beat the **** out of his team to win the competition. Yamamoto : And from team Morrison we want Juan Pablo Rique Rique : I was the last pick for my team, and I want to prove that that was a mistake, I will win, I will submit him very quickly. PJ : Alright Guys, Weigh-Ins are in 24 Hours, and Fight is the next day.
MrSelfDestruct Posted December 22, 2008 Posted December 22, 2008 Team Morrison would like to announce that though he lost, Jake Keane is still the leader. We are very proud of him. He showed a lot of heart. We will stop Jakucha Abe. at any cost. As for Juan, we hope he wins this next fight against their leader Jackson Gray. We will train him hard to make sure we even the score
UFC-KING Posted December 22, 2008 Author Posted December 22, 2008 Feel Free to post training sessions and stuff like that guys, make it as real as possible (I'll handle the house antics and stuff like that)
MrSelfDestruct Posted December 22, 2008 Posted December 22, 2008 Videos of Juan Pablo Rique rolling with Jake Keane are shown. Keane had this to say "Rique is pretty good on the ground, he may need some work but he is definately better than some of the others around here."
UFC-KING Posted December 22, 2008 Author Posted December 22, 2008 TUF Mansion Keane : So you know, we're all at this giant mansion sitting by the pool, and a lot of us are just celebrating that we are here, and have the chance to be a part of UMMA. There always has to be some stupid moron, that ruins it for himself at the house, and gets himself punished for it. This year, Ian Linderman was that guy. Oakley : Yeah, Ian is one messed up dude, the guy is seriously, like, bi-polar or something, because he is having some massive mood-swings at the house. And when somebody has mood-swings, they tend to drink away their problems. I never got that, because it's a bad idea. It messes with your head so much more. - Ian, Ian, dude, just relax, seriously, just go lie down and rest a bit. - **** you man ! Get the **** away from me ! - Ian, seriously dude, you're gonna get yourself kicked off the show. - Don't **** with me man, I'll kick any of your ****ers Asses ! Leave me the **** alone ! Ian walks away -Dude that guy has some serious issues. -Yeah seriously, if that guy doesn't get it straight before he fights, he ain't gonna get to fight. - The guy needs to work out his issues. - What the **** are you ****ers sayin' bout me ? Ian throws a punch at Gene, who in turn tosses him into the pool - Ian, dude, calm the **** down. You are part of our team, we don't want you to go home dude. To Be Continued
MrSelfDestruct Posted December 22, 2008 Posted December 22, 2008 TUF Mansion Keane : So you know, we're all at this giant mansion sitting by the pool, and a lot of us are just celebrating that we are here, and have the chance to be a part of UMMA. There always has to be some stupid moron, that ruins it for himself at the house, and gets himself punished for it. This year, Ian Linderman was that guy. Oakley : Yeah, Ian is one messed up dude, the guy is seriously, like, bi-polar or something, because he is having some massive mood-swings at the house. And when somebody has mood-swings, they tend to drink away their problems. I never got that, because it's a bad idea. It messes with your head so much more. - Ian, Ian, dude, just relax, seriously, just go lie down and rest a bit. - **** you man ! Get the **** away from me ! - Ian, seriously dude, you're gonna get yourself kicked off the show. - Don't **** with me man, I'll kick any of your ****ers Asses ! Leave me the **** alone ! Ian walks away -Dude that guy has some serious issues. -Yeah seriously, if that guy doesn't get it straight before he fights, he ain't gonna get to fight. - The guy needs to work out his issues. - What the **** are you ****ers sayin' bout me ? Ian throws a punch at Gene, who in turn tosses him into the pool - Ian, dude, calm the **** down. You are part of our team, we don't want you to go home dude. To Be Continued Junie Browning (Ian) vs. Ryan Bader (Gene)
UFC-KING Posted December 22, 2008 Author Posted December 22, 2008 Junie Browning (Ian) vs. Ryan Bader (Gene) That's what I based it on, just wait and see what happens next
MrSelfDestruct Posted December 22, 2008 Posted December 22, 2008 alrite yea! u should post the fight first. if Ian gets "kicked off" could i choose another guy? like darren southall er something? (hes my fave)
UFC-KING Posted December 22, 2008 Author Posted December 22, 2008 Whats going to happen is that 3 Random lightweights will be brought in (Fighters eliminated in Qualifiers) and you choose from them
UFC-KING Posted December 23, 2008 Author Posted December 23, 2008 The Next Morning PJ : So you know, I walk into my office, only to find out that Ian Flipped out at the house last night, you know, that's what pisses me off the most about these things. So I'm gonna go talk to them - Yo Guys, PJ's Here Everybody sits in the living room - Alright, so I watched the tapes today, and I'm not impressed. Ian, What the **** is wrong with you dude, You are acting like a ****ing retard for no ****in' reason whatsoever, What the hell happened ? - You know, I just started drinking, and I guess things just sort of went like that. - You threw a ****in' punch at someone for no ****in' reason dude. You have some problems, and the guys were right. I mean you got Gene here trying to help you, and you throw a ****in' punch at him like a fastball. So there is no chance in hell you are fighting, and you should be happy I'm not barring you from ever returning to UMMA. You will come back for the finale, but dude, get your ****in' Head straight. So pack your ****in' things, and get ready to go. You're out of the competition.
MrSelfDestruct Posted December 23, 2008 Posted December 23, 2008 The Next Morning PJ : So you know, I walk into my office, only to find out that Ian Flipped out at the house last night, you know, that's what pisses me off the most about these things. So I'm gonna go talk to them - Yo Guys, PJ's Here Everybody sits in the living room - Alright, so I watched the tapes today, and I'm not impressed. Ian, What the **** is wrong with you dude, You are acting like a ****ing retard for no ****in' reason whatsoever, What the hell happened ? - You know, I just started drinking, and I guess things just sort of went like that. - You threw a ****in' punch at someone for no ****in' reason dude. You have some problems, and the guys were right. I mean you got Gene here trying to help you, and you throw a ****in' punch at him like a fastball. So there is no chance in hell you are fighting, and you should be happy I'm not barring you from ever returning to UMMA. You will come back for the finale, but dude, get your ****in' Head straight. So pack your ****in' things, and get ready to go. You're out of the competition. ooohhh. uhoh! haha
UFC-KING Posted December 23, 2008 Author Posted December 23, 2008 Morrison, here are your choices : Pat Troy : 0-0 Carlos da Guia : 5-0 Jason Dalglish : 9-2
MrSelfDestruct Posted December 23, 2008 Posted December 23, 2008 Morrison, here are your choices : Pat Troy : 0-0 Carlos da Guia : 5-0 Jason Dalglish : 9-2 of course Carlos da Guia!
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