Lost in Time! The Story of Mark and John

Synticha · June 1, 2009

What was that... Where am I? What is this place?

Dude, what the hell is going on? John are you there?

John: Yes I'm here. So you were also dragged into that vortex thing?

Yes... I wonder what the hell it did to us. Hey! You see that man walking towards us?

John: Yes Mark. I see him. Let's go talk to him.

Mark: What the f**k is he wearing?!?

John: Shut the hell up.

*They walked towards the man.*

John: Hello sir! Could you tell us that where are we?

Sir: Of course. This is New York and the year is 1900. But why did you ask such a question young man?

Mark: What the f**k Buffalo Bill? 1900? New York?!? 3 minutes ago we were in...

*John stuffed Mark's mouth with his hand and said*

John: We gotta go! Thank you sir!

Sir: Your welcome!

*The man walked away*

Mark: Dude what the f**k is going on? We're in the year 1900 and in New York?! Was that vortex some kind of a time machine?

John: Mark you think too much. Think about the possibilities! We could invent a lot of things like... Um... The theory of relativity? You know, E=mc2.

Mark: Or we could just try to find another vortex and try to get back into our time. I like my idea.

John: Dude that's weak. We should just invent something that has been invented in the 21st century and we would be f**king rich and famous.

Mark: Do you know anything that how something that has been invented in 21st century works?

John: Actually no... I don't. So... We stick to your idea?

Mark: I guess so. Now let's try to find another vortex! If there even is such a thing.

John: Ok, let's go!

*They walked down the street and went to eat before they started their quest*

John: DUDE! We should invent some kind of a sport!

Mark: Dude... I hate sports. What if we just say to people that we suspect that Red Wings will win the Stanley Cup in 2009?

John: Mark you do know that Penguins will take the Cup...

Mark: What ever... Have you ever been in New York before? It would be nice to know that where would we start of.

John: Shut the **** up! I know what we're going to invent!

Mark: Well, tell me my dear friend.

John: We are going to invent... Professional Wrestling!

Mark: Dude f**k yeah! We would be f**king famous!

John: Ok, here's what else I've been thinking...

OOC: Ok, I've abandoned my other diary as it wasn't very good. This is my backstory this far but I'll do more later! Hope that someone is now interested to read more.

Synticha · June 1, 2009

The Great Idea

John: ...We'll be called United States Wrestling, USW. We could both work as wrestlers as we're both trained.

Mark: I'm in for sure. But um... How the hell are we supposed to start a wrestling promotion when we're jobless people with no money?

John: Easy. In 1900 everyone invests to anything that sounds cool. We'll just go to a random bank and ask them to invest to our project.

Mark: Dude, are you sure? I mean who would invest into something that no one has never heard of?

John: That is the whole point. Their gonna invest just cause no on has ever heard of it. They'll be the first ones. They'll get lots of cash.

Mark: Ok, but what about the other wrestlers? How are we gonna get them? We're going to train them?

John: Not exactly my dear friend. YOU are going to train them as I take care of the businesses. But now we're going to that bank over there *John points towards a small bank* and we'll ask that are they interested to invest into our project.

Mark: What if they'll refuse?

John: Trust me, they wont.

*They walked to the bank and walked to the first free booth*

Sir: How may I help you?

John: Oh hello sir. I didn't expect that you work here.

Mark: Hi sir.

Sir: Well, hi to you too. And you can call me Herbert, Herbert Hoover.

John: May I ask you that is your birthplace West Branch, Iowa?

H.H: Yes, it is. May I ask you that why did you ask such a question from me?

John: Oh, I just have an aunt living in there and she always talks about the kids in the city and I heard name Herbert Hoover pretty many times...

H.H: Ok... Now how may I help you?

John: We'd like to see the owner of the bank to ask that is he interested to invest into our project.

H.H: I'll see what I can do.

*Hoover walks to the backroom*

Mark: Dude! Why did you ask that is his birthplace in Iowa?

John: Believe or not but I'm almost 100% sure that that guy will be the 31st president of United States.

Mark: Cool...

*Hoover comes back*

H.H: You may go to the backroom. When you're there take the first door to the right.

John: Ok, thanks Herbert.

*John and Mark walked to the boss's room*

Boss: Hello mr...

John: John Link and nice to meet you.

Mark: Hi! I'm Mark, Mark Nielsen.

Boss: I heard that you'd like me to make an invest to your project, am I right?

John: You sure are. This'll be something different than anything done before.

Boss: Well then tell me that what are you going to do.

John: It's kind of a sport and we call it Professional Wrestling. In professional wrestling matches are prearranged by the promotion's booking staff which in this case means me and Mark and if you're in then this booking staff will contain me, you and Mark. Boss: Why would someone want to watch matches that are prearranged?

John: Only people who know the outcome are the people in the booking staff and the wrestlers who "fight" in the match. Of course the wrestlers don't really fight as the matches are acted.

Mark: Just think about the greatest of them all, Hulk Hogan!

Boss: Hulk who?

John: Hulk no one... Mark you shut up!

Mark: What ever you say...

John: Now then... Are you in or do you need to know something more before you accept?

Boss: Well... How much would you need for this "promotion"?

John: I don't know. Mark do you have any idea?

Mark: Actually it could be done that way that we don't get any starting money but that you'll pay all the expenses and get all the income. Of course we'll take our cut which would be something like 10% for each.

John: That would surely be a great way to do this. So what do you say?

Boss: Sounds good but how are you supposed to get these so called "wrestlers"?

Mark: We'll have some ads and then I'll train them! I've wrestled for over 7 years now so I know a lot about it.

Boss: I give you boys 6 months time to find wrestlers and then if you have enough we'll start having shows. You like that?

John: Of course! Do you know any place where we could train in?

Boss: I'll give you an address to a warehouse where you could train. Just send me the bills that you'll get from your buyings and I'll pay them.

*Boss hands John the piece of paper where the address is written in*

Boss: And if you f**k this up, I'll have you killed. Capiche?

Mark: Mkay. We'll contact you in June?

Boss: I'll come see your training in the last day of each month until June. Now go.

John: Boss... Thank you!

Boss: No problem...

Synticha · June 2, 2009

Getting ready for the debut

Mark: We only have four f**king wrestlers! How the hell could we have a show with four wrestlers?!

John: Easy... First Roy versus Darrel then me versus you and then a fatal four-way. And you'll get to have a promo before that.

Mark: I sure didn't think that booking was this easy...

John: ...

Mark: Well then... Should we go speak to the Boss?

John: No need to. He should be here in 2 minutes.

Boss: I came here already. And I heard that you have 4 wrestlers.

John: I think that we can have a show with only 4 wrestlers. We'll have a show that last for half of an hour.

Boss: That's ok for me. We should advertise the upcoming show. What should we call it?

Mark: USW Wrestlemania I?

John: We wont call it Wrest...

Boss: That's a perfect name! The show will be held next Friday here. I'll handle the advertising. You two handle the other wrestlers to get in here!

John: What ever you say Boss.

*Boss walks away*

Mark: Wrestlemania sure is a bad name but people will love that it.

John: What ever you say... I'll help you in training this week so that we could get the other two wrestlers ready.

Mark: By the way, Darrel hasn't trained a lot yet. He began training three weeks ago but I think he can handle these two matches.

John: What about Roy?

Mark: Actually he could wrestle in the 21st century. He's one of the best all-around wrestlers I've ever seen.

John: Nice... Now let's train.

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Synticha · June 2, 2009

USW Current Roster <div style="text-align:center;">USW's Current Roster</div> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="23053" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x320/Synticha/TEW/NathanBlack.jpg Name: Charlie Maxx Age: 18 Style: Regular Wrestler Size: Light-Heavyweight Finisher: Maximizer (Backbreaker rack twisted into a powerbomb) Notes: Good addition to USW's roster. Good brawler with a lot to learn. </div> </div></blockquote><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="23053" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x320/Synticha/TEW/VincenteRomero.jpg Name: Darrell Morton Age: 19 Style: Regular Wrestler Size: Heavyweight Finisher: Mortonator (Chokeslam) Notes: He has only trained for couple of weeks so I don't know that can he have any good matches. He's pretty charismatic. </div> </div></blockquote><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="23053" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x320/Synticha/TEW/Enygma.jpg Name: El Asesinato Age: 18 Style: Luchador Size: Middleweight Finisher: Assassination (Inverted Frankensteiner) Notes: He came from Mexico to tell us that he wants to wrestle. And for some odd reason he was a perfect luchador. </div> </div></blockquote><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="23053" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x320/Synticha/TEW/AndersThunder.jpg Name: Freeze Age: 21 Style: Psychopath Size: Middleweight Finisher: Freezer (Piledriver) Notes: This dude is a psycho. I don't know who released him from the asylum but I sure hope that it wasn't someone I know. But after all he's an OK wrestler.</div> </div></blockquote><div style="text-align:center;"><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="23053" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div> <div style="text-align:center;"></div> http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x320/Synticha/TEW/MainstreamHernandez.jpg Name: Harold Phillips Age: 17 Style: Regular Wrestler Size: Middleweight Finisher: Sixshooter (Superkick), Sexshooter (Sharpshooter) Notes: This dude sure looks like a faggot... Atleast when he's wearing Mark's glasses which he had with him for sum odd reason... Basic wrestler nothing fancy in him (expect the glasses). </div></blockquote></div><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="23053" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="23053" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x320/Synticha/TEW/JayDarkness_alt.jpg Name: Jesus Lane Age: 17 Style: Regular Wrestler Size: Middleweight Finisher: Christmaker Notes: Heel version of Jesus Christ... What else do I need to say? Oh, he's an OK wrestler... </div> </div></blockquote><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="23053" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x320/Synticha/TEW/TrentShaffer.jpg Name: John Link Age: 22 Style: High Flier Size: Lightweight Finisher: Impaler, Corkscrew Senton Notes: --- </div> </div></blockquote><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="23053" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x320/Synticha/TEW/FreddieDatsun.jpg Name: Mark Nielsen Age: 20 Style: Cruiserweight Size: Lightweight Finisher: Marker (Springboard Tornado DDT) Notes: ---</div> </div></blockquote><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="23053" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x320/Synticha/TEW/ErikStrong.jpg Name: Phil Juniper Age: 21 Style: Technician Size: Lightweight Finisher: Rings of Juniper (Figure Four Leg-Lock) Notes: Pretty goof technician. He, like everyone else in the roster, has a lot of charisma and is a great actor. </div> </div></blockquote><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="23053" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x320/Synticha/TEW/JackGriffith.jpg Name: Roy Rude Age: 17 Style: Technician Size: Middleweight Finisher: Rude Word (Release German Suplex) <div style="text-align:center;">Notes: This dude is simply phenominal. I think that he's even better than me or Mark. I hope that he stays with us for a long time.</div> </div> </div></blockquote><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="23053" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x320/Synticha/TEW/Kaz.jpg Name: Scott Matravers Age: 20 Style: Regular Wrestler Size: Middleweight Finisher: Second Rope Leg Drop Notes: I like this guy. He's an average wrestler with no strenghts. </div> </div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="23053" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Also working for us:</div> <div style="text-align:center;"> Ruth Grady: Referee Calvin Vessay: Road Agent Mitchel Evans: Announcer Wayne Ramirez: Colour Commentator</div> </div></blockquote>

Synticha · June 2, 2009

USW Wrestlemania I

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Evans: Welcome to the first ever show of the United States Wrestling. I'm Mitchell Evans and tonight Patrick Rhodes works as my partner!

Rhodes: Today we're going to see some great wrestling action here in New York!

Evans: No doubt about that my dear friend as today we're going to see a four-way match for the USW World title!

Rhodes: But enough with the talk let's get ready for our first match as Roy Rude will take on the big guy Darrell Morton!

Rating: (F)

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Morton vs. Rude

Morton had dominated the match and moved in for the kill but then Rude low blowed him and hit him with the Rude Word. 1-2-3...

Winner: Roy Rude

Rating: (E)

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Nielsen vs. Link

After 6 minutes of fighting Nielsen decided to end the match. He hit Link with the Marker and went for a pin. 1-2-3 that's it!

Winner: Mark Nielsen

Rating: (E+)

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The One and Only

Mark: Now you all know why I'm going to be the USW World Champion! I dominated my last match and I'm going to dominate the next one. I mean, tell me someone who could defeat me. Maybe Roy Rude? No way, he's simply awful. What about Darrell Morton? He doesn't even know how to tie his own shoes so I don't think that he'll defeat me. And last and the least, John Link. I already defeated him so how could he defeat me in the next match? There's NO WAY that he could defeat me. Now come on let's get this match started so I can go home!

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Morton vs. Link vs. Nielsen vs. Rude for the USW World title

Darrell Morton decided to go for the win as he first hit the Mortonator for Rude and then for Link. He turned around and kicked Nielsen to the stomach. Nielsen fell to ground but when Morton came closer to him he headbutted Nielsen to the stomach and when they both we're laying on the ground John Link climbed up the top turnbuckle. CORKSCREW SENTON!!! 1-2-NO! Nielsen broke the pin, hit Link with the Marker and pinned Morton, 1-2-3 it's over! Mark Nielsen is the new USW World Champion!

Winner: Mark Nielsen

Rating: (E)

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Show Rating: (E-)

Notes: Crowd wants more segments so that's what they'll get... Mark's and John's styles don't click so next time we'll have different matches... Announcing sucked, Color Commentator gave a boost and our referee sucked... At least the ref has A* acting and A microphone and charisma so if I find a better ref I'll keep the current one as a personality... Maybe.

ya_its_me · June 2, 2009

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Synticha · June 3, 2009

Meeting the Boss

*John was walking around the city when he noticed Boss's bank. He entered it and went to speak with the Boss*

Boss: Hello John! How are you today?

John: Fine thanks. How about you?

Boss: Never been better. I loved your show last week! The crowd loved you.

John: Well, they still don't understand the greatness of Pro-Wrestling but in time they'll learn to boo to the bad guys and cheer for the good guys. Also they were impressed by the basic moves which is kind of a frustrating.

Boss: Well I think that you did great job! Just a bit more of these what you call "promos" and I know that the crowd will kneel for you!

John: But now to the point. Will you continue funding USW?

Boss: Yes of course! I'm 100% sure that USW will bring huge incomes in the future! If your shows are as good as the last one I'm sure that I have no need to stop funding you.

John: Good! But hey, I gotta run as we need to train few more guys. I'd say that we'll have our next show when we have um... 8 wrestlers?

Boss: Sounds good to me! I'll come to see you in the end of the month ok?

John: Sure. See you around!

Boss: Bye!

*John leaves the bank and goes to their warehouse*

John: Mark! Boss wants to continue investing into USW!

Mark: F**king right doggie! We're going to be known as the fathers of Pro-Wrestling!

John: I dunno 'bout that... But hey! The next show will be held when we have 8 wrestlers.

Mark: Well we have 6 now so it wont take long. Next month?

John: Could be. What should we call it?

Mark: USW End of Days?

John: Dude what the f**k?! That name is perfect!

Mark: Yes I know...

Synticha · June 4, 2009

Roster edited! Later today I might release the next show!

SWF2K9 · June 4, 2009

This is great! A brilliant story thus far, the promos are good and the matches ain't bad, KUTGW and hope to be reading the next show soon.

Synticha · June 4, 2009

USW End of Days

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<div style="text-align:left;">Evans: Hello dear wrestling fans! Today we're going to show you the best wrestling show you'll ever see and here with you today Mitchell Evans!

Rhodes: And Patrick Rhodes.

Evans: Today we're going to see "The Original Luchadore" El Asesinato, Roy Rude and many others including the USW World Champion Mark Nielsen!

Rhodes: Main Event of the evening is Roy Rude versus Mark Nielsen for the USW World title. You don't want to miss that one!

Evans: The show's about to start!

Rating: (F+)

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El Asesinato vs. Jesus Lane

...Lane moves in to the kill. He lifts Asesinato to his shoulders! Christmak.. NO! Asesinato counters the Christmaker in to a some kind of a Sunset Flip! 1-2-3! That's it!

Winner: El Asesinato

Rating: (E-)

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Darrel Morton vs. Harold Phillips

Quick jab combo from Morton. He irish whips Phillips and hits him with a big boot. 1-2-Kickout! Morton picks him up and takes a hold of his throat! Mortonator connects! 1-2-CLING CLING! What the?! The ref signals to the wrestlers that the 10 minute time limit ran out! This fight ended into a no-contest!

Winner: Draw

Rating: (E-)

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The Challenger

*Roy Rude walks to the ring and starts to speak*

Roy: You know that I've been booked to fight against the USW World Champion Mark Nielsen, right? Well I promise you my dear fans that I can and WILL defeat him tonight! I know that it'll be hard but I know that I can do it. That's why I'd like to ask you, my fans, to cheer to me. Not to that lameass Nielsen. He's trash if you ask from me. He doesn't care about you like I do. Nielsen! Today your going to lose your title!

*Roy drops the mic and walks out of the ring while some people in the crowd cheers to him*

Rating: (E)

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Phil Juniper vs. John Link

Juniper gets the Rings of Juniper locked! Link struggles to get off the submission! Looks like his going to tap! No! He actually gets a grip from the ring ropes! Referee tells Juniper to let go and so they're both back on their feet. Link dodges Juniper's punch and gets a hold of him. IMPALER BY JOHN LINK! But he ain't done yet. He climbs to the top rope. Corkscrew Senton! 1-2-3! It's over!

Winner: John Link

Rating: (E)

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Mark Nielsen vs. Roy Rude for the USW World title.

Rude does a bodyslam to Nielsen. He climbs to the top rope and starts to clap his hands. The crowd starts to clap their hands too. Rude gets down and turns around. NIELSEN HITS THE MARKER! 1-2-KICKOUT! Nielsen looks like he's just been screwed over by the ref. He starts to shout to the ref. RUDE WORD! Rude nails it perfectly! This one is over! 1-2-No! The Champ gets his foot on the rope. Rude drags him away from the ropes and tries to pin again. 1-Ugh! Ugly elbow shot from Nielsen. Rude seems to be knocked out! Nielsen pins him. 1-2-No! Rude counters with a Small Package! 1-2-NO! They both get up. Nielsen jumps on the top rope and Rude follows him. Rude tries to get a good hold from Nielsen. Nielsen punches him multiple times to the chest and throws down from the ropes. Nielsen gets up and gives a signal to the crowd! Huge Leg Drop from Nielsen! 1-2-NO!!! Nielsen climbs to the apron and waits for Rude to get up. Nielsen jumps! THE MARKER CONNECTS! This must be it! 1-2-3! Nielsen wins! He retains!

Winner: Mark Nielsen

Rating: (E)

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The Revenge

Evans: What the heck is Mark Nielsen doing?

Mark: Get the f**k out of here!

Rhodes: Mr.Nielsen I promise we will!

*Evans and Rhodes move away from the announcer's table as Nielsen starts to clean it up*

Evans: Luckily we have portable announcing stuff so we can still announce! But what the hell is Mark Nielsen planning?

Rhodes: I have no idea my dear partner. He's picking Rude up and starts to carry him over here!

Evans: Oh my! Is he going to do what I'm thinking?! He throws Rude to the top of the table and follows. He puts Rude's head between his tights.

Rhodes: AAAAH!!! HUGE PILEDRIVER BY NIELSEN RIGHT TROUGH THE ANNOUNCER'S TABLE! THIS IS F'KIN AMAZING!

Evans: Let's just hope that Roy Rude is OK! Nielsen has already left the stage and is somewhere backstage. I hope that we can get an interview in our next event which possibly is held next month.

Rhodes: Oh my... That was just brutal, but I'm sure that we can hear more about this disaster next time. Until then we can all think about this...

*Finally paramedics get to Rude and start to check that is he OK*

Rating: (F)

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Show Rating: (E-)

Notes: Worse than what I expected. Crowd wants even more angles...

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Synticha · June 5, 2009

"Important"

*Mark walked out of his office which is in the training warehouse when Jesus Lane and Roy Rude walked to talk to him.*

Mark: Oh, hi!

Roy: I gotta say that your piledriver was stiff as hell! But it sure looked great.

Mark: Well I were in bit of a rust but It'll be ok.

Jesus: Mark! Do you want to be one of my disciples?

Mark: Drop the act Jesus for Christ's sake!

Jesus: That sounded funny...

Roy: Actually it did, heheh

Mark: LoL!

Jesus: What?

Mark: Never mind...

Roy: So when do you plan to hold the next show?

Mark: I dunno. Maybe next month? It's a shame that we once again didn't get any new wrestlers so we still have only 8 wrestlers.

Jesus: When I get to keep a promo? I want to develop my character!

Mark: You get to keep a promo in the next show.

*John enters the warehouse with Mitchell Evans coming right after*

Evans: Hi!

Jesus: Hi!

Mark: Yo! John! Have you already talked to the Boss about the next show?

John: Actually yes. He asked that do we want to start having weekly shows.

Evans: And John answered:

John: No! I said that when we're known in someplace else than New York, we can start to keep weekly shows. But the next show is held after we have 10 wrestlers.

Mark: So maybe next month?

Jesus: I'd guess so...

Synticha · June 5, 2009

Yai! We have 10!

*Boss came to see the training at the warehouse*

Jesus: Hi Boss!

Boss: Hello!

John: So it's time for your monthly checking?

Boss: Actually no. I just heard that you finally have 10 wrestlers.

John: Oh. So why your here?

Boss: I want to tell you that we're going to hold an event next week.

Jesus: What should be the name of it?

Mark: Jesus! Go spar with Roy!

Jesus: Hmh... OK... *Walks away*

Boss: It'll be called USW Christmas Mayhem!

Mark: Well I've heard worse. Which day shall we hold it?

Boss: 24th!

Mark: What the?! Who would come watch wrestling on the Christmas eve?

Boss: I think that people'll come. We're going to hold it at the mid day so people'll have time for their chores.

John: What ever you say boss. We'll get things settled out before that.

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Matches at USW Christmas Mayhem:

Scott Matravers vs. El Asesinato

Freeze vs. Darrel Morton

Harold Phillips vs. John Link vs. Jesus Lane

Phil Juniper vs. Mark Nielsen © for the USW World Title

If I ever meet someone who predicts I'll buy him/her a Jack Daniels! The one who gets the most right answers in a time of one year, will get to do something! I haven't decided what...

Synticha · June 6, 2009

Here's an question for anyone who has read this. I've planned to buy TEW 08 today. So, should I make this make a database of this current save and continue this diary or should I start a completly new one?

FlameSnoopy · June 6, 2009

You can continue the save in the main game.

Synticha · June 7, 2009

USW Christmas Mayhem

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Evans: Hello people and welcome to USW Christmas Mayhem! Today I have a new partner, Wayne Ramirez!

Wayne: Yeah, I want to welcome our fans here today too!

Evans: I hope that you were watching our last show as Mark Nielsen brutally Piledrivered Roy Rude through the announcer table!

Wayne: Of course I was here. I've been in every USW event this far and I have to say that I love it!

Evans: We heard from the owner of USW that Roy Rude can't fight here today because of his injury which Mark Nielsen caused.

Wayne: It's a shame to hear that but now, let's start our first match where

Scott Matravers takes on El Asesinato.

Rating: (F)

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Scott Matravers vs. El Asesinato

Matravers with a clothesline. He climbs to the second rope but Asesinato has already risen up and he kicks Matravers to the stomach. He sets Matravers up to the turnbuckle. Assassination connects! 1-2-3! It's over!

Winner: El Asesinato

Rating: (F+)

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Here Comes the Champ

*Mark Nielsen walks to the ring with his title while the crowd boos to him.*

Mark: Yes, I know that you people love me. As you all know I beat Roy Rude pretty badly at End of Days and I defended my title succesfully against him. The owner of USW told me that I went too far with that piledriver! I disagree! Even tough it injured Roy Rude I still think that I didt go too far. In wrestling people get hurt. That is the name of the game and you all know that. As you all know I have a match against Phil Juniper today. I already promised to the owner that I won't do anything to hardcore to him. But now I want to talk about the biggest star of the USW, and that's me! I'm handsome etc. etc. but also... I'm undefeated, the champion and also the best wrestler in wrestling today. I'll now go and get ready for my match so be sure to stay here to see as I once again destroy my opponent!

Rating: (E-)

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Darrel Morton vs. Freeze

Freeze with a bodyslam. He tries to pick Morton up but Morton launches a huge kick to the head of Freeze. Morton pins. 1-2-No! Kick out by Freeze. Morton picks freeze up and grabs his throat. Mortonator! 1-2-3!

Winner: Darrel Morton

Rating: (F+)

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Messiah Arrives

*After the wrestles left the ring Jesus Lane makes his entrance and starts to speak*

Jesus: My dear children. You all belong to the man upstairs. You all belong to me! That's right! I'm the messenger of God and I've come here to make things right. It's time to think about the sins you've done. I'm here to punish all the sinfull people. Those who choose to join me will get their sins forgiven. So who here wants to join me? ... ... No one? Then you shall pay for that! When my uncle, Satan comes from hell you're all doomed to DIE! And when my Father lands from the heavens this whole sh1tty planet is destined to be destroyed. But now I've a match to attend to so could my competitors come out of the backstage?

Rating: (E-)

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Harold Phillips vs. Jesus Lane vs. John Link

Link with a nice spinning heel kick to the head of Lane. Link gets up. SIXSHOOTER! Phillips goes for the pin! 1-2-!!! NO!!! Lane breaks the pin and picks Phillips up to his shoulders. CHRISTMAKER! 1-2-3! Jesus Lane wins!

Winner: Jesus Lane

Rating: (E)

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Mark Nielsen © vs. Phil Juniper for the USW World title

Nielsen's kick combination connects. He climbs to the top turnbuckle. Moonsault! 1-2-Kick out! Nielsen climbs to the apron. Juniper gets up. Nielsen jumps! What the?! Roy Rude grabs Nielsen from behind in the apron! RUDE WORD TO THE FLOOR!!! CLING CLING CLING! The match ends in no contest!!

Winner: Draw

Rating: (E-)

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Revenge!

*Nielsen gets thrown to the ring by Rude. Rude climbs to the apron. MARKER BY ROY RUDE! Rude taunts!* Rating: (F-.......)

Rude: Mark Nielsen! I should piledriver you though the announcers table! But I'm not in the mood for that as my neck still hurts like hell. I just want to tell you that we'll meet at USW Wrestlemania II!!! I would fight you next month if my doctor would let me but my neck is f'ked up. But now I have some sh1t to attend to so I have to go. Peace to you all!

*Rude kicks Nielsen to the chest and leaves the ring*

Rating: (F+)

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Show Rating: (E-)

Notes: I finally had enough angles. The new ref sucks as much as the last one. The crowd seems to hate El Asesinato as they don't want to see him wrestle...

Synticha · June 7, 2009

Gotta bump so people know that there's a new show... lol

Synticha · June 9, 2009

Converted to TEW 08

Ok, I converted this save in TEW 08. If someone want's to load this for some odd reason here is a link: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=JL6DMARU

I'll maybe write more today!

Synticha · August 28, 2009

Comeback!

(OOC: Oh yes! I'm gonna bring this one back. For some odd reason I liked this one so yeah...)

*A man opened the door of the USW warehouse...*

Mark: Who the hell is it?

Boss: Guess once...

Mark: Oh it was you! Hi Boss!

John: Hey Boss!

Boss: I bring good news! The next show will be held in February and it will be called USW Until The End!

Mark: Woah! Those are great news! I shall make sure that the guys are ready to fight.

John: Boss! Do YOU want to have something booked that you'd like to see?

Boss: Just keep up your good work so I can get more money! And I may even pay you wages!

John: Great! Now I have to run! Got some work that needs to be done!

Mark: Cya!

Boss: Bye!... So Mark! Would you like show me the best talent you have? ...

Synticha · August 29, 2009

USW Until The End

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Evans: Welcome to the USW Until The End! I'm Mitchell Evans and this is my partner, Wayne Ramirez!

Ramirez: I'm glad to be here today!

Evans: Last week we saw Roy Rude getting his revenge on Mark Nielsen and we expect to hear more about their feud here today!

Ramirez: Now to the first match where Charlie Maxx takes on Scott Matravers!

Rating: E-

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Charlie Maxx vs. Scott Matravers

...Maxx kicks Matravers to the stomach and kicks him to the face! Here it is! The Maximazer connects! 1-2-3! It is all over!

Winner: Charlie Maxx

Rating: E+

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Freeze vs. Harold Phillips

...Phillips with a clothesline! Freeze gets up and gets taken down again by a clothesline! Phillips sees the now is his time and locks the Sexshooter! Freeze taps out!!

Winrar: Harold Phillips

Rating: E-

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The Man With Faith!

*Jesus Lane gets to the ring with a microphone*

Lane: My dear children! I'm sorry about your destinies! I just talked with my dad and he said that he's VERY VERY angry! So I invited him to come here but he said that he was busy... But I can judge you all by myself! So now, who ever steps to the ring will judged and I will decide that do you go to the heaven or to the dark corridor's of HELL!

Rating: E

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John Link vs. Darrel Morton vs. Jesus Lane

John Link connects the impaler! Morton is down! 1-2-2.9!!! Lane stops the pin, picks up Link and BAAAAM! The Christmaker once again did it job! 1-2-3, Lane has given his justice again!

Winner: Jesus Lane

Rating: E

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Talky Talk!

Evans: Next up is the USW World title match between the champ, Mark Nielsen and El Asesinato! Which one will win Wayne?

Ramirez: I'd put my money on Asesinato as he has shown some great in ring ability in the past events!

Evans: Well... Now we see that were you right as El Asesinato is already in the ring!

Rating: E-

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El Asesinato vs. Mark Nielsen © USW World title

Nielsen with an enzuigiri! He runs to the ropes! Running Senton followed with some stomps! Nielsen is just beating the living hell out of Asesinato! Wait! Roy Rude jumps from the audience and gets to the ring! Nielsen hasn't seen him yet. Rude with a clothesline! It CONNECTS! Wait?! Nielsen dodged it and Rude's clothesline took Asesinato down! Nielsen throws Rude out of the ring and moves in for a pin! 1-2-3! Nielsen defends his title!

Winner: Mark Nielsen

Rating: E

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Again?!

Nielsen gets down from the ring and grabs Rude from the neck. He moves Rude to the announcer tables and gets ready for a piledriver when the security moves in and seperates those two!

Rating: F-

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Show Rating: E

Notes: Asesinato and Nielsen didn't click. Scott Matraves vs. Charlie Maxx was the MOTN!

Synticha · August 29, 2009

Planning

*At the USW Warehouse*

Jesus: Mark! I heard that you had twisted your ankle. Is that true?

Mark: Yeah... I was washing my car when I stepped on a toy car and twisted my ankle. It hurts like f*ck!

Boss: You hurt your ankle? I hope your Ok before our next event which is held next month!

John: Great! I hope that we get atleast one more wrestler as some mofos call us "amateurish". We're the only promotion in the world so how can we be amateurish?!

Mark: Tell me bout that... I wish that I'd meet that writer who wrote that article. I would dump in his hat!

Jesus: Sweet!

John: Shut up Jesus!

Boss: Well, the next event will be called USW Crossroads! I hope that you can advertise it enough so that we could get over 20 watchers!

Jesus: If I can hold a promo I'm sure that we get over 50 people to the audience!

Mark: Congrats Jesus! You just confirmed that you can't have a promo in the next show! Now go do something usefull!

Jesus: ...

John: Ey! Boss. How are the finance side of things going?

Boss: We have lost 4,000 dollars but that is Ok! I'm sure that when we hit the big time we get it back tenfold!

John: What ever you say Boss!

Synticha · August 30, 2009

USW Crossroads

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Evans: Hello and welcome to USW Crossroads! I'm Mitchell Evans and this is my partner, Wayne Ramirez!

Ramirez: Today we will have a special 10 man battle royal to see that who will be the one who faces Mark Nielsen in Wrestlemania II!

Evans: We also have a non-title match between John Link and Mark Nielsen! But now to the first match!

Rating: F+

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Darrel Morton vs. Charlie Maxx

Morton with a punch combo followed with a bodyslam. Elbow Drop! Another! Legdrop! Morton waits until Maxx gets up... He gets a hold of Maxx's throat! Mortonator!! 1-2-3! Darrel Morton is victorious!

Winner: Darrel Morton

Rating: E

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The Missing Link

Link: I just heard that I have two matches today... First or should I say next, I have a match against Mark Nielsen which will be tough but after that, I'll be a part of the 10-man Battle Royal to be the #1 contender for the USW World Title! And I *PROMISE* to you all that I'm going to eliminate atleast 3 people today. But now I think that it's time for my match! Let's get it ON!

Rating: E-

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Mark Nielsen vs. John Link -Non Title

Link with a gut-wrench Suplex. Couple of stomps and then Link picks Nielsen up. Link with a irish whip! Backdr- No! Nielsen counters with a kick to the face. Nielsen with a irish whip followed with a dropkick! Nielsen climbs to the apron! Link gets up! MARKER MISSES! Link picks Nielsen from the ground. Overhead Belly-To-Belly Suplex! Wait! Nielsen lands on his feet and is already ready to attack! Spinning Head Scissors by Nielsen! Nielsen throws Link to the corner and puts him to the top turnbuckle! Nielsen gets to the top too! Link with a tornado DDT from the top! He covers! 1-2-3. Mark Nielsen with another great victory!

Winner: Mark Nielsen

Rating: D- (Yai!)

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Freezing Moment

Man: Ok Freeze! I hope that you understand me. Your job is to beat El Asesinato in the battle royal as badly as possible! Make him bleed!

Freeze: I'M GONNA FREEEEEEEZE HIM!!!

Man: Yes yes what ever... Just beat the living hell out of him so we get to have a bit of fun!

Freeze: IT'S FREEEEEEZE TIIIIME!!!

Rating: E-

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Battle Royal for #1 contendership!

Order of elimination:

#1 Scott Matravers

#2 Phil Juniper

#3 Harold Phillips

#4 Darrel Morton

#5 El Asesinato

#6 Freeze

#7 Charlie Maxx

#8 John Link

Jesus Lane is waiting in the ring... 4-3-2-1! Who will be the last person to enter the royal? Roy RUDE! It's Roy Rude! He runs to the ring and starts to exchange punches with Lane! Lane is down! Rude picks him up from behind! RUDE WORD OVER THE ROPES!!! ROY RUDE WINS! Rude will face Nielsen in Wrestlemania II like planned!!

Winner: Roy Rude

Rating: E

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Hyping the Upcoming

Evans: Oh my god! Roy Rude just won the battle royal with a huge Rude Word! I can't believe this.

Ramirez: He was supposed to be out until the Wrestlemania and now he's here!

Evans: Well folks, it's goodbye from us for now! I hope we see you next time! I'm Mitchell Evans.

Ramirez: And I'm Wayne Ramirez, Good Night!

Rating: E-

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Show Rating: E

Notes: Great match from Link and Nielsen! We still need 1 more wrestler -.-'

Synticha · August 30, 2009

Getting Ready to WM!

Mark: Ah f**k!!

John: What?

Mark: Our referee overdosed drugs yesterday! She's out for a long long time.

John: That ain't a problem!

Mark: It isn't?!

John: I have another referee ready to work.

Freeze: Sweet!

Mark: Freeze! You're not allowed to talk! Remember what happened last time you talked in the restaurant? You were FU*KING ARRESTED!

Freeze: Oh yeah... Damn...

Mark: God... BTW John, have you booked the whole Wrestlemania?

John: Actually yes! I shall show you the matches but I will tell the winners only to the ones who fight!

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Wrestlemania II

Jesus Lane vs. Thieny Robert

Freeze vs. El Asesinato - Hardcore Match

Harold Phillips & John Link vs. Phil Juniper & Darrel Morton

Charlie Maxx vs. Scott Matravers

Synticha · August 30, 2009

USW Wrestlemania II

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Evans: WEEEELCOOOOME TO THE WRESTLLLLEEEEMANNIIIIAAAAAAA!

Ramirez: I'm Wayne Ramirez and that was my good friend Mitchel Evans!

Evans: Today we'll see the first ever Tag Team match!

Ramirez: And of course in our main event we will see the champ Mark Nielsen versus Roy Rude!

Evans: But now to the first match which is between Jesus Lane and the debuting Thieny Robert

Rating: E-

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Jesus Lane vs. Thieny Robert

After few minutes of fighting Lane took Robert out with the Christmaker!

Winner: Jesus Lane

Rating: E-

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Freeze /w Mystery Man vs. El Asesinato -Hardcore Match

Freeze unleashed many shots with a chair and soon Asesinato was almost dead! Freeze covered him and won the match!

Winner: Freeze

Rating: E-

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The Man and His Pet!

Man: Who wants to see more asskicking? Freeze boy here is ready to beat anyone! With his huge arms and small brains he'll beat anyone!

Freeze: FREEEEEEEEEEEZE! I WILL KICK YOUR ASS! FREEEEEZE!

Man: Yes! We shall show everyone that you're the best there is! But now you must recover! So lets go my friend.

Rating: E-

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Harold Phillips & John Link vs. Darrel Morton & Phil Juniper

After 6 minutes of fighting, Darrel Morton threw chairs to the ring and started to smash Phillips. Link took a chair too and started to attack Morton. The Referee signaled the end of the match! Link and Phillips ran out of the ring.

Winner: Draw

Rating: E

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The Champ Wants to Talk

Mark: Roy Rude! You may have won the battle royal but I still am the USW World champion and nothing will take that away from me! I got style, I'm sophisticated and handsome! And after all, I'm the best wrestler to ever get to the ring. But now I have to get ready so excuse me...

Rating: E

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Charlie Maxx vs. Scott Matravers

Maxx just brutalized Matravers. After three minutes of ass kicking he decided to end it with Maximizer. 1-2-3, Yai!

Winner: Charlie Maxx

Rating: E

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After 13 minutes of intense fighting Nielsen hit the Marker! 1-2-NO! Roy Rude got up. Stomps by Nielsen! He picked Rude up and irish whipped him to the corner. Nielsen with a corner dropkick! Nielsen climbs to the top turnbuckle! Nielsen with a Flying Legdrop! IT MISSES! Rude gets up first and kicks Nielsen to the head! 1-2-NO! Rude with another kick. After that he picks Nielsen up! Irish whip to the ropes. Huge Rolling Wheel Kick straight to the face of Nielsen! He stalks Nielsen! RUUUUDE WORD! 1-2-3! Wait?! What the fu-?! Nielsen manages to get his leg to the ropes! Rude is seriously pissed of and he decides to wait until Nielsen gets up. Rude gets ready for the Rude Word! He does it! Wait?! Nielsen lands to his feet and jumps to the ropes! THE MARKER! ?!?! Rude moves and picks up Nielsen! RUDE WORD!!! 1-2-3! ROY RUDE IS THE NEW USW WORLD CHAMPION!!½!½"!

Winner: Roy Rude

Rating: D-

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One Last Thing!

Rude moves to the crowd to celebrate! He takes the title with him and wants to show it to his family and friends!

Rating: F+

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Show Rating: E+

Notes: Freeze's new manager sure is a piece of gold! Acting and microphone skills are A*! I'm still suprised that Charlie Maxx is our most over wrestler...

Synticha · August 31, 2009

Fun Time

*Mark and John are eating when El Asesinato and Roy Rude walked past them*

Mark: Hey Roy! How's it hanging?

Roy: Doing great!

Asesinato: Oh, John is here too!

John: Hi!

Roy: We were just thinking about one thing...

John: What is the problem?

Roy: Well, umm... Could we, me and Asesinato, form a tag team?

John: Sure! Why the fu*k not?

Mark: Are you 100% sure? This might be a bad thing in long run. You're a Main Event wrestler and Asesinato is just a midcarder.

John: Mark... This is the year 1901... Who here thinks about that?

Mark: True...

Asesinato: So it's a deal?

John: Ok! Here's how we do it...

(OOC: It would be nice to know that what people think about this diary)

Synticha · September 4, 2009

USW Clairvoyant Disease

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Evans: Welcome to the USW: Clairvoyant Disease! I'm Mitchell Evans and this is-

Ramirez: Wayne Ramirez! We're going to have many great matches today but first, lets talk about Wrestlemania II!

Evans: Oh yeah! It was one hell of a show! I just have to talk about Roy Rude!

Ramirez: Roy was the light of the show! And of course the new USW World Champion!

Evans: I'm sure that Roy will tell us more later today but now to the first match.

Rating: E

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El Asesinato vs. John Link

After 8 minutes of fighting Link connected with the Impaler and took the victory.

Winner: John Link

Rating: E-

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Thieny Robert vs. Darrel Morton

At time 5:57 Robert hit Morton with a huge Lariat which was enough to get the victory!

Winner: Thieny Robert

Rating: F+

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Champ and his mate!

*All the fans are suprised when they see both Roy Rude and El Asesinato walking to the ring.*

Rude: I want to share a secret with you, my fans! Me and Asesinato here are friends from now on! Last Friday he came to meet and asked that can we meet somewhere later. I said yes and we talked. And well... Now we are friends!

Asesinato: Indeed my friend, indeed!

Rude: So we asked that can we have a match today and of course we can. So get ready to see The RUDE Assassins on work! CUZ!

Asesinato: WE ARE!

Assassins: READYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

Rating: E+

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RUDE Assassins vs. Freeze & Jesus Lane

Freeze dominated most of the match but then Asesinato managed to hit him with a leg lariat which turned the tides. Asesinato did a hurracanrana and tagged. Rude moved behind Freeze and BAM! Rude Word connected and Freeze was out! Rude pinned him with a clean 1-2-3!

Winner: RUDE Assassins

Rating: E

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Marking His Spot!

Mark: Roy Rude! You might have won me in the Wrestlemania II but that doesn't prove that you're better than me. I have a rematch clause and I'm going to get my title back when we meet for the next time. I have a match today which might not prove anything to you but it will prove a lot for these fans when I win today. I shall tell you when we fight the next time. Until that...

Rating: E

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Charlie Maxx vs. Harold Phillips

Even thought their styles didn't click they came up with an OK match. At 10:35 Maxximazer connected and the match was over!

Winner: Charlie Maxx

Rating: E

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Mark Nielsen vs. Phil Juniper

After 5 minutes of fighting Nielsen got bored and connected with the Marker. 1-2-3 and Nielsen was happy!

Winner: Mark Nielsen

Rating: E

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Freeze and The Man

Man: I'm here again with a good friend of mine! Here is Freeze!

Freeze: FREEEEZE!

Man: He will dominate who ever gets into his way! That's why he is going to fight against Roy Rude in the next USW Show! Right Freeze?

Freeze: IMMA FREEZE HIM A LOOOOOT!!!! FREEEEEEEEEZE!

Man: Freeze! Follow me. We're leaving!

Freeze: FREEEZE LEAVES! GOOODBYE!

Rating: F+

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Roy Rude vs. Scott Matravers

They had chemistry between them! Rude dominated most of the match and finally at time 14:15 he managed to pin Matravers after doing Rude Word.

Winner: Roy Rude

Rating: E

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Celebrate My Mate!

Rude is celebrating in the ring when Mark Nielsen runs in and starts to beat the living hell out of him. El Asesinato runs from the backstage to help and he scares Nielsen away. He then helps Rude to get to the backstage.

Rating: F-

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Show Rating: E

Notes: Maxx is still our most over guy. I think that everything else expect the last angle went well... I still want to hear your opinion!

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