Nick Dangerous Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 This is a continuation of sorts of mine and Zachalous' last diary(which was written on the .400 forums, since TEW 2004 was the game to have at the time) which went awesome except for having so much other things to do we eventually gassed out. So I don't know if anyone even remembers our last diary but it shouldn't be hard to keep up with at all even for those who never read it. ---------------------------------------------- [QUOTE="www.pwnews.com"][b][i][u]Eric Eisen is OUT.[/b][/i][/u] [u]Monday, December 1, 2005[/u] It was over a year ago when Eric Eisen, son of SWF owner Richard Eisen took over the TCW(then known as HGC), well it's our duty here to announce that, while they may not want us to know, he has in fact quit, and no longer runs the TCW. This is a move that many in TCW feel is long overdue, and tomorrow we will be seeing our first TCW program with Sam Strong behind the book. This is very big news in the wrestling community and this could be a make or break decision on Eric Eisen's part for the TCW. TCW is financially strong, but Eric Eisen was said to have been on a warpath to drive the comany out of business, with always trying to keep Sam Strong on the air for easy ratings, when Sam Strong no longer wants to be in the ring, ruining the TCW relationship with TCW regular Tommy Cornell. Eric had the tendency to do a lot of things for himself, and put on angles and matches he wanted to see, and it showed in PPV buyrates how little anyone else wanted to see him. He created a lot of resentment amongst those in the backstage area, and killed a lot of motivation for the roster. Having gone through the big Madman Boone push, Eric Eisen was the reason Jack Bruce defected to SWF, much like when Eisen joined the TCW, those within the TCW locker room consider this a new beginning and are enthusiastic about the future, it's all in hope that Sam Strong has the wrestling mind to make TCW number one and stay number one. The most demoralizing thing about Eisen's stay being the surrender of TCW's prime time slot on Fridays to Tuesdays, which despite what he claimed backstage, appeared as a move to avoid competing with SWF on Friday nights, SWF and Richard Eisen being as competitive as they are, also changed their show time to compete their SUPREME TV with Total Wrestling. Having been on Tuesdays for a month, it'll be interesting to see what happens tomorrow night. Will Sam Strong continues the storylines Eisen's booked? Will this be a new beginning? Will TCW even announce the change? More on this story as it develops.[/QUOTE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZMAN Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 [QUOTE=Cornellversal Studios][b][u][i]SWF continues to rule.[/i][/u][/b] [u]Monday, December 1, 2005[/u] Despite lackluster shows from the other side, SWF continues to put out great shows. After the Jack Bruce jump, and the signing of Rich Money, Robbie Retro, Steve Frehley, and many more. A lot has changed since the Faith era, with Runaway Train stepping up as champion several months ago, and Skull Debones finally stepping into the main event scene. A new title was introduced as well. It's called the Shooting Star championship and gives mostly light to middleweight workers a shot at something if they can't handle the heavyweight scene. Speaking of the heavyweights, Joe Sexy is definitely a huge threat. The alliance of him, Gilmore, and Jessie has been unstoppable lately. It was just one month ago when all three with the help of Sam Keith screwed Steve Frehley out of the North American Title. These days Frehley has been after Sam Keith again, with Keith trying to get that one win on Frehley, and Frehley trying to get his revenge. As for the Heavyweight Title, Runaway Train (current holder), Skull Debones (#1 Contender), Christian Faith, and Enygma are the main four chasing after it. The main event is set for the upcoming PPV, "Christmas Clash. " It will be Runaway Train versus Skull Debones versus Christian Faith. Skull's first PPV main event EVER. As we all know, Christian Faith is undefeated in Christmas Clashes, will his record remain that way? [/QUOTE] ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Dangerous Posted November 14, 2005 Author Share Posted November 14, 2005 [Quote=TCWFans.com] [b][u][i]TCW Total Wrestling Recap[/b][/u][/i] [u]BLZ's Intentions:[/u] (BLZ Bubb is seen looking in the camera in a dark room backstage.) BLZ Bubb: Destruction...pain....destruction....pain...in todays world everything we see...destruction...pain....in this world we live in today, it's full of sheep who have no souls. Destruction....pain...in this world these are two words that have never seemed so fitting....destruction....pain....in this world I see people who thrive on nothing but the destruction of our society and the and the pain of others....we're living in a world where hundreds...thousands of people will pay for what little money made in their nine to five jobs to watch men put their lives on each other, hurt each other, hurt themselves, and no matter how many lives are lost, no matter how many times a human being can go too far, mutants of the modern world will put up whatever they have to see it. Peter Valentine. You are nothing but a fool. You are a man who lives a life dedicated to perform in an arena full of some of the most cannibalistic human beings on this planet. The kinds of people who feed on your misfortunes, all so you can feed your family. Sold your soul for a name. Your dignity, lost so you could afford to live. You dedicate your life to millions of people, all of whom live a life of sin, all of whom God does not approve of. All of whom God will leave to hell to spend their eternity repenting for their life of sin. Repenting for their undying fetish for destruction.....pain... WHO AM I? I'm BLZ Bubb. I have no soul. I am a warrior of the righteous. I am judge. Jury. Prosecutioner. I am hell on earth. I'm the man at the gate standing with a golden gavel and a fist full of HELL! When I bring that gavel down, and I give you my final word tonight, you will gravel at my feet and beg your new lord for forgiveness. A gladiator with a lost cause. A soldier of misfortune. You have lived a life of sin and now is your time to repent. [b][Segment rating: A][/b] [u]Lightheavyweight Championship: Freddy Huggins v.s. Chance Fortune:[/u] Pretty basic match up. Clearly just establishing Freddy Huggins as a cruiserweight champion. Good action for what it was. Winner: Freddy Huggins at 6:56 by pinfall using his foot on the ropes. [b][Segment rating: C][/b] [u]Tag Team Specialists Challenge:[/u] The Tag Team Specialists made a statement after the Lightheavyweight match, cutting a promo in the middle of the ring. Joel Bryant: I hope ya brought some sun tan lotion ladies 'cause there's a heatwave comin' down can ya feel it? (The fans boo.) Robert Oxford: I can feel it, the ladies know that when the Specialists come to town, there's no reason to be lookin' at any other man. But what we've been hearin' backstage is that Painful Procedure got the girls goin' gah gah for their gold. Joel Bryant: BJ Shearer and Randal Hopkins, both of ya need to look in the mirra', you don't look like a champion, you don't look like a man, you don't look like a REAL man oughtta look. Robert Oxford: There ain't nothin' sexy about a glorified pirate, there's even less sexy about two glorified pirates. The only ship we're sailin' is the S.S. Little Oxford, ridin' wave after wave of beautiful bodies and million dolla' bodies. Joel Bryant. Tag Team Specialists got the women, we got the looks, we got skin smoother than a babies backside brotha'! And the only thing we're missin' after all the huggin' and kissin', is those Tag Team Titles around our so called champions. So consda' this our challenge. The Specialists want what they neva' shouda' lost, so me and ma' brotha' Oxfo'd can hear the beautiful sound of hundreds o' thousands o' millions o' ladies swoonin' at the same time. [b][Segment rating: C+][/b] [u]Paul Steadyfast Challenge:[/u] (Another previously recorded Jason Azaria interview plays) Jason Azaria: Paul, tonight you face none other than Hawkins, you've been on a bit of an impressive winning streak as of late, and it's all since you've turned your back, unfortunately, on your friend Stevie Grayson- Paul Steadyfast: You know what? Forget Grayson, this isn't about Grayson, this is about Steadyfast. Before Grayson entered my life everyone was buzzing, Paul Steadyfast is a rising star, Paul Steadyfast is gonna be a future World Champion, and since then years have past, and you know what? Nobody is talking about Steadyfast anymore, I mean hey it's good to have friends, but at the cost of professional security, my job DEPENDED on doing away with Grayson. And now that he's gone? I think my step towards the top of TCW depends on one match. Jason Azaria: Are you answering Grayson's challenge? Paul Steadyfast: Not even close, I'm challenging Liberty! Jason Azaria: Liberty? Paul Steadyfast: If I want to make time in peoples' day to talk about the future of Paul Steadyfast, I gotta stop people from dwelling on has beens like Liberty. And all I need is one chance to prove that I'm twice the man Liberty ever will be. Jason Azaria: Well tonight you face Stevie Grayson's pal Wolf Hawkins. Paul Steadyfast: And tonight, thanks to me, everybody will FORGET Dave Hawkins. [b][Segment rating: C][/b] [u]Paul Steadyfast v.s. Wolf Hawkins:[/u] Paul Steadyfast dominated a lot of the action in this 14:06 minute long match, Wolf made some comebacks, but in the end Paul took it clean, using some of Liberty's trademark moves, and ending the match with the Liberation Slam. Paul got a decent reaction, we'll have to wait and see where this angle goes. [b][Segment rating: C][/b] [u]Troy Tornado's Opportunity:[/u] (A pre-recorded segment plays of Troy Tornado backstage with Jason Azaria.) Jason Azaria: Troy, tonight you face a former World Champion, a man who put Tommy Cornell through hell and back no more than five months ago. Tonight it's your chance to pin his shoulders to the mat and say that you can do what Tommy Cornell couldn't. How does that make you feel? Troy Tornado: Jason my man, that'd make me feel like a million bucks. Me and the gang just wrote our next big hit man and let me tell you I've never felt better. Artistically, I've never felt better. Jason Azaria: And athletically against Genghis Rahn this could be a million dollar opportunity. Troy Tornado: Bingo bango Azaria, you know what you're talkin' about man. [b][Segment rating: B][/b] [u]Hardcore Championship: Madman Boone(c) v.s. Ice Man C.A.[/u] Madman Boone defeated Ice Man C.A. in 4:56, basic hardcore match to tide Madman Boone over as a Hardcore Champion. Weapon of choice being the garbage can, of which Boone put over Iceman's head and hit the Boone and Bust to win with a three count. To celebrate his win, Boone took the trash can used against Iceman and slammed himself in the head with it almost 10 times. I guess that means he's HARDCORE. [b][Segment rating: C][/b] [u]Tag Team Titles: Painful Procedure(BJ Shearer and Randal Hopkins)(c) v.s. Painful Procedure:[/u] Painful Procedure beat The Darkness Warriors in 9 minutes and 40 seconds when BJ Shearer got a long awaited tag and nailed Raul Darkness with the Rhythm and Bruise. Kyle Rhodes and Jason Azaria sold the Tag Team Specialists challenge throughout the match. Painful Procedure looked good in this match, as they've only been getting better and better. [b][Segment rating: C+][/b] [u]Charlie Thatcher v.s. International Champion Rick Law, non-title:[/u] Charlie Thatcher defeated Rick Law with the Vice Grip, Jason Azaria called it, which is a Front Face Lock with his legs wrapped around the waist of Rick Law, in a 6:34 long match, Charlie used mace to get Rick Law vulnerable. [b][Segment rating: B-][/b] [u]Genghis Pep Talks Troy[/u] (Backstage, as Troy warms up for his match, Genghis walks by, eying his competition.) Genghis Rahn: Trooooyyyy Tornado. Troy Tornado: That's my name. Genghis Rahn: New kid on the block, ya look pretty happy there. Troy Tornado: I'm more than happy man, I'm Troy Tornado! Genghis Rahn: And ya know who I am? I'm Genghis Rahn. Troy Tornado: Oh I know who you are. Genghis Rahn: I'm your million dollar opportunity. Troy Tornado: Right. Genghis Rahn: I just wanted to give you some advice. Troy Tornado: I'm all ears. Genghis Rahn: I heard what you had to say earlier. I know your intentions tonight. You're a man who thinks you can just make me disappear. You want that spotlight and you know I'm just the ticket. Look me in the eyes when I tell ya that after tonight, you won't be smilin' that damn smile thinkin' life is so damn peachy. You beating me is like winning the lottery. You can roll the dice, you can pick a number, you can pray on your lucky stars, carry a rabbits foot covered in clovers and no matter what kid, you'll fall short. I'm not lockin' up against some kid who thinks Genghis Rahn is in here to play around. This isn't a game son, and once we're out there I'm gonna do whatever it takes to wipe that damn smile off your face. [b][Segment rating: B+][/b] [u]Troy Tornado v.s. Genghis Rahn:[/u] Troy Tornado faced Genghis Rahn in this above average match, saved by Genghis Rahn's impecible psychology in a match that lasted 15:50. The story of the match being Genghis Rahn wanting to stop Troy from being as happy go lucky as he is. about fifteen and a half minutes in the match, Troy still gave the impression to Genghis that he was having a ball in the ring with him, so long story short, Genghis walked out on the match in an attempt to get under Troy's skin. Troy Tornado won the match on a count out maybe an undecisive win would catch Troy off guard and put a frown on his face, but after the match, as Troy played to the crowd that didn't seem to be the case. [b][Segment rating: B][/b] [u]Liberty v.s. Joel Bryant:[/u] Liberty had a match with Joel Bryant. Two superstars who have been on one half of challenges made throughout the show, Paul Steadyfast wanting a crack at Liberty, and Joel Bryant wanting a shot against Painful Procedure. Liberty defeated Joel Bryant in 13:45 by pinfall with a Liberation Slam. Robert Oxford did all he could to prevent Joel's loss, but as Jason Azaria said, Liberty knows them too well. [b][Segment rating: B][/b] [u]Peter Valentine v.s. BLZ Bubb:[/u] This match set an interesting pace since the leave of Eric Eisen hasn't been mentioned much through the show. With a World Title that's been vacant ever since Tommy Cornell left last month on bad terms, nothing has been done about the World Title, this match opened up a lot of speculation on the World Title's status, Jason Azaria mentioning many times that there's "nobody watching over the asylum and the inmates are running wild." This match was sold as if Peter Valentine or BLZ Bubb will end up being the companies latest World Champion. BLZ Bubb dominated for at least four minutes until Peter Valentine made a comeback, which was short lived when the action spilled to the outside, where BLZ busted Peter Valentine open with a toss to the steel ring post. Minutes later all hope for Valentine was lost when BLZ acquainted him with a steel chair to the head. BLZ obviously lost it in a match that lasted 7:45. Peter Valentine won by DQ. [b][Segment rating: B+][/b] [u]BLZ Beating:[/u] As the match was clearly over, BLZ seemed not to care about Peter, losing, or anyone around him, he was intent on continuing the beating he promised. Show ending with BLZ giving Peter Valentine a Hades Bomb through the announcers table. Valentine was bloody, and out cold as we went off the air. [b][Segment rating: A][/b] [b][Complete show rating: C][/b] [/quote] ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZMAN Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 [quote=Supremewrestling.com][i]SWF Supreme TV. [b]Joe Sexy defeated Jumbo Shrimp in 5:49 by pinfall. (B) Dark match.[/b] Decent match-up between two brawlers. Jumbo misses axe handle, Joe goes behind and drops him with the One Night Stand. The North American champion retains. [b]Angry Gilmore defeated Brett Biggz in 9:36 by pinfall. (A) Dark match.[/b] Great highflying action for it being a dark match. Brett goes for a crossbody but Gilmore catches him, puts him on his shoulders, and drops him with the Anger Management. [b]A video plays hyping Christian Faith vs. Runaway Train vs. Skull DeBones. (A)[/b] Christian's undefeated streak at Clashes are highlighted, showing his epic battles with legends like Runaway Train, The Lords of War, Sam Keith, and Bruce The Giant. Next up, Skull DeBones. A man who can't be stopped and has picked up the pace in 2005. And finally, the champion, Runaway Train. Ever since his title victory he's been unstoppable, smashing through the entire roster. With these three men put in a triple threat to determine the World Heavyweight Champion, anything can happen. [b]Calamari Kid defeated Andre Jones in 7:55 by pinfall. (B-)[/b] Good match for the Shooting Star Title. Several top rope moves throughout the match, including a missed frogsplash by Jones. Kid quickly recovers, lifts Andre vertically, and drops him with the Squid Buster for the win. A successful title defense by Calamari Kid tonight. [b]Lobster saves Calamari from a beatdown. (C+)[/b] Andre Jones low-blows the victorious Shooting Star Champion as he celebrated. Out come Angry Gilmore and his tag parner Joe Sexy. Gilmore hits Calamari Kid with mounted punches. The leader of the UFF, Lobster Warrior, storms the ring, and clears it out with his lobster claw. [b]Gilmore challenges Calamari Kid. (B-)[/b] Gilmore picks up the mic as he and his crew move back up the aisle. Calamari Kid is motioning his arms for Gilmore to bring it, like the brave, underdog champion he is. Gilmore: "I'm sick of seein' you as the Shooting Star Champion, because everyone knows that I personify a STAR. You on the other hand, are a JOKE. Look at everyone laughing at you Calamari Kid. They're laughing at you, but more importantly, a CHAMPION. Well I'm tired of sitting on the side, and watchin' you make that title look silly. So, squid boy, why don't you defend against me NEXT WEEK?! Prove to me that you ain't what I think you are." Calamari Kid tells Gilmore to bring it on, making the match for next week official. [b]High Concept defeated Flex And Pecs in 5:52. (C+)[/b] Average Tag Titles match here, with Flex and Groucho working most of the match. Pecs gets seperated from his partner after being flipped over the top rope. High Concept hits a flapjack facecrusher and it's over. [b]Jack Bruce cuts a promo. (A)[/b] Jack Bruce makes it to the ring now, and is about to cut a promo. Jack Bruce: "So tonight I'm facing Remo in a straight up one-on-one contest. Well, I've beaten guys his size and won more titles than he could ever dream of. I'm the dream champion everyone wants to me, and the dream rockstar. Remo on the other hand, is nothing for this company to brag about. He may have the muscle, but he doesn't have the brilliance that I have, whether it's writting a song or kickin' someones ass. There's no Painful Procedure tonight. It's just me, and I'm gonna solo you all over this ring." [b]Jack Bruce defeated Remo in 9:58 by pinfall. (A)[/b] Great action here by both competitors. Remo hits a shoulder tackle, sending Bruce across the ring. Jack makes a big comeback against the monster though, and even with interference from Rich, he hits Remo with the New York Minute. [b]The Almighty Dollar attack Jack Bruce in the ring. (B+)[/b] Rich and Remo attack Bruce after being outsmarted by him in the match. Remo drops him with a spinebuster, and Rich locks him in the Money Lock. Jack Bruce is tapping out with no where to go. [b]Steve Frehley cuts a promo. (A)[/b] Steve is backstage with Ana Garcia, and is asked about his match tonight against Sam Keith. Steve Frehley: "I've beatum' already, and whether he likes it not, I have a victory over him in the record books. A lot of people are saying I was lucky that night. Well, it looks like I'm gonna be lucky again tonight. And maybe after this, I'll just bounce my lucky self into the World title scene." [b]Steve Frehley defeated Sam Keith in 5:58 by pinfall. (A)[/b] Good, short match consisting of a lot of counters and reversals. Keith almost made Steve to to the Proton Lock on several occasions, but Steve made it to the ropes every time. A quick finish had Steve rolling up Keith for the win. [b]Rich and Keith have a meeting. (A)[/b] Rich Money meets up with Sam Keith who just finished his match. Sam Keith: "That damn Frehley, WHY CAN'T I BEAT HIM?!" Rich Money: "Because you have no one to guide you!" Sam Keith: "...what do YOU want? Mr. Richy Rich..." Rich Money: "That's right, I am Rich. You can be too, if you join my alliance. We call ourselves The Almighty Dollar. I garauntee you a win over that annoyance, as long as YOU help me get a win over a certain rockstar." Sam Keith: "You can do that?" Rich Money: "Yes! And for every punch you throw at Jack Bruce, I'll pay you $100 for each one you land." Sam Keith: "Deal." [b]Train and Roberts defeated Faith and DeBones in 7:45. (A)[/b] The long-time friendship between Runaway Train and Enforcer Roberts gave them the advantage in this match. Many arguments took place on the side of Christian and Skull, until Christian had enough and left the apron. Skull is distracted by this, turns around, and gets Train Wrecked. Runaway Train and Enforcer Roberts get the win. [b]Christian Faith attacks Skull DeBones. (A)[/b] Skull DeBones is down and out. Christian climbs to the top rope, and hits the Leap of Faith on DeBones! The crowd boo's Christian for turning on his partner and future opponent for the triple threat at Christmas Clash. [b]Overall:[/b] B+ [/i][/quote]... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dvdmanny Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 oh man this was one of my favorite diary's because it was a multiplayer dynasty, I will be reading this for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weden Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 I loved your last tries, this looks just as good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Dangerous Posted November 15, 2005 Author Share Posted November 15, 2005 [quote=TCW.com][b]New Authority in TCW?[/b] President of TCW Eric Eisen, as of Monday this week had resigned out of his position. TCW fans and staff alike are in the dark as to the new president of the company is, but rumors have been speculating as to who it is. Some have said Rip Chord is coming back with a vengeance, behind the wheels of the TCW machine, which has had Ricky Dale in a state of shock, but there are nothing but rumors as of today. There may not be a World Heavyweight division if order isn't restored soon. If Tuesday is any indication the inmates may run the asylum down.[/quote] [quote=pwnews.com][b]Sam Strong is indeed the new booker/"president" of TCW[/b] [u][i]Thursday, December 4, 2005[/u][/i] Despite what the TCW main site is trying to tell you, TCW's booker, or.."president" as they call it, is Sam Strong. Some in the TCW locker room are appreciating Sam Strong for keeping himself in the dark but he is in fact the booker of the federation. There are friends of Cornell that gave us an email earlier today that suggest Cornell has been contacted by Sam Strong just last night. Cornell has been exploring his options in wrestling ever since he left TCW after a confrontation with Eric Eisen and Sam Strong.[/quote] ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZMAN Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 [QUOTE=Supremetorch.com]The ratings are in for Supreme TV, and we had 1,394,023 viewers. The numbers were pretty consistent throughout the entire night. Richard Eisen's staff has been pressuring him into signing more talent. The current roster is at 30, with 40 being the number of workers they want him to have. The official SWF website has announced new signings, and they're probably the most impressive batch of new talent we've ever seen. Joey Minnesota - Great all-arounder, decent entertainer. Kurt Laramee - Some brawling skills. Some say he's awesome on the mic. Frankie Perez - Able to work a lot of styles. Pretty good on the mic. Darrly Devine - Young, charismatic, and definitely has potential to go far in SWF. Owen Love - Best young technician in Canada right now. Human Arsenal - Decent all-arounder. Roger Dodger - Great on the mic. He'll probably end up on commentary. Tim Westybrook - This guy is in amazing shape. Also, three extra workers will be doing pay-per-appearance deals incase SWF needs them: John Greed D.C. Rayne & Eddie Howard - "Natural Storm" [/QUOTE] ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunholyicon Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 What happened to this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZMAN Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 Nickolas won't take his turn. :( I might do a diary myself later on if I can come up with anything interesting. Unless Nickotine feels like TEWing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Dangerous Posted December 26, 2005 Author Share Posted December 26, 2005 [quote="www.TCWFans.com"] [b][u][i]TCW Total Wrestling Recap[/b][/u][/i] [b]Huggins' Confidence[/b] (Show starts with Freddy Huggins backstage, as a pretaped interview with Jason Azaria is seen.) Jason Azaria: Freddy Huggins, Lightheavyweight Champion, so far on the winning streak of your career, your stock is definetely rising, how does it feel knowing that since becoming the Lightheavyweight Champion you haven't lost a single match? Freddy Huggins: How do you think it feels? Wait don't answer that baby, 'cause I know what you're gonna say, you're gonna say that I should feel ecstatic but thing is I don't, all this gold, all the ladies that surround me, all the success that I've had doesn't bother me, ya know why? 'Cause it's just another day in the life of Freddy Huggins, what's success to you Azaria, heh, is easy as wakin' up in the morning to me, it just comes natural. [Segment rating: B-] Lightheavyweight Championship: Freddy Huggins(c) v.s. Steve Gumble Freddy Huggins beat Steve Gumble clean by 11:52 with help of his finisher the Huggins Kiss. Alright match, nothing special, they're establishing Freddy as something pretty extraordinary. [Segment rating: C] [b]Joel Bryant, ladies man[/b] (Backstage we see Joel Bryant stalking behind Blonde Bombshell with a perverted smile on his face.) Joel Bryant: Well hellloooooo. Blonde Bombshell: ....... Joel Bryant: I hope ya know you're the prettiest little thing I've seen all day. Blonde Bombshell: .... Joel Bryant: Don't ya say hello? Blonde Bombshell: What do you want? Joel Bryant: I'll cut to the chase missy, I'm beautiful, you're beautiful, what ya say we be beautiful together girlie. Blonde Bombshell: Ummmm I don't think so. Joel Bryant: What! Blonde Bombshell: I can do better... (Blonde Bombshell walks away.) Joel Bryant: .........What! [Segment rating: B] [b]Paul Steadyfast continues the challenge[/b] A pre recorded backstage interview plays as Paul Steadyfast is looking to the camera with sunglasses on, in his wrestling tights. Jason looks to the camera as well with a mic in his hand.) Jason Azaria: I'm standing here once again with a man who has been on a relentless mission to get a one on one match with the man known worldwide as Liberty- (Steadyfast steals the mic.) Paul Steadyfast: How many times are we gonna do this Azaria? Am I gonna have to drag you out here on a weekly basis just to get the word across that I want Liberty to face me one on one? For the last two weeks Liberty hasn't been answering my phone calls. I managed to get through once and of course all I got was some prissy agent who swore on his life that his people would contact my people and get done what needs to be done. Nothing, Azaria, nothing! Which leads me to believe Liberty is afraid- Jason Azaria: What! Afraid!? Paul Steadyfast: The man's afraid of Paul Steadyfast. But don't worry Azaria, I'll find a way, Paul Steadyfast always finds a way to get the job done. The only thing that's preventing the name Paul Steadyfast from being on the marquee in bright lights all over the city streets is the match that Liberty doesn't want to let the fans see. Liberty is holding Paul Steadyfast hostage and the only way to set him free is to let my voice be heard and let the powers that be write the money making contract, and I'll gladly sign. Until the day comes I'm dedicating all my matches in his honor. And that includes tonight's match. [Segment rating - C] [b]Wanted: Dead or Alive[/b] [Rick Law's theme is then heard as we cut to another backstage interview where Rick Law is backstage on duty, in his uniform, leaning on a wall in a hallway looking at the camera.) Rick Law: Excuse me, sir. Mr. Cameraman, I know you're busy doing your job but I would like to ask you a few questions. (The camera nods up and down, acknowledging Law's request.) Rick Law: Officer Rick Law, International Champion. I'm looking for a young fellow, responsible for a case of assaulting a police officer. Bald head, yay high, I was wondering if you saw anyone who fits this description. Calls himself Charlie Thatcher, usually walks around with an earpiece in his ear. Works as a body guard but as far as my research tells me he's currently out of work, he has a dark brown goatee, he's a sharp dresser, have you seen this man at all today? (Camera nods left to right, cameraman hasn't seen him.) Rick Law: I hope you're telling me the truth. (Camera nods up and down.) Rick Law: You look like an honest hard working man, I can take your word for it. But listen, I don't give this to everyone but if you see this Thatcher, around...just call my personal line, here's my card. (Rick Law hands his card to the cameraman.) Rick Law: Until then... (Rick Law turns around and pounds a warrant on the wall for Charlie Thatcher, the fans get a kick out of what the camera shows is a "WANTED" sign with a picture of Charlie Thatcher macing Rick Law's eyes from last week.) [Segment rating: B+] [b]Troy Tornado v.s. Demon Spite[/b] Troy Tornado hit the Star Maker on Demon Spite at 7:34, winning the match, basic match, Demon made most of the offense with Troy Tornado making a dramatic comeback in the end. [Segment rating: B-] [b]The Demons attack[/b] As the match was over, Demon Anger came out and both Demons of Rage attacked Troy with a rush of stomps to the poor guy until referees came out and held them back, went to commercials as Painful Procedure came out to see on his condition. [Segment rating: B-] [b]Charlie Thatcher v.s. Chance Fortune[/b] Match lasted about 5:45, ended when Charlie Thatcher latched on the Vice Grip, that vicious full body front face lock he used on Law last week. Squash match. [Segment rating: C+] [b]Paul Steadyfast v.s. Liberty[/b] Back and forth match here, Paul Steadyfast looked terrified the whole time that he'd lose, looking to honestly really, obsessively want to be the top wrestler in the TCW. Took control with a lowblow late in the match to set up for a Liberation Slam pinfall victory at 9:57 [Segment rating: C] [b]Respect the Law[/b] Rick Law is patrolling the parking lot, swinging his nightstick around like it's nobodies business. Suddenly it looks like Rick Law sees something as he immediately blows on a whistle he rushes out of his pocket, keeping the whistle in his mouth he blows as the camera turns to see a terrified Rick Law, who starts running away, faster than Rick Law, into a limo that he quickly gets in the front seat and drives off on before Rick Law can get to the driver's seat and yank him out, went to commercials as Azaria wondered if Thatcher is his own acting bodyguard now since he works for no one else. [Segment rating: B-] [b]Genghis enjoys Troy's misery[/b] (Backstage we see Genghis Rahn walking backstage, Azaria warning us that Genghis is on his way out to wrestle. He passes by Troy Tornado who's sitting on a bench being looked at by referees. Genghis arrogantly smirks as he speaks.) Genghis Rahn: (Laughs) Are you startin' to get it boy? Life isn't so god damned dandy now is it? All ya have to do is wipe that stupid smile off your face. (Jason Azaria complains to Kyle Rhodes that Genghis is just a miserable old man, saying he's surprised Rahn even knows how to smile.) [Segment rating: B] [b]Genghis Rahn v.s. Harry Allen[/b] Decent match, revolving around Genghis Rahn's lack of concern for the well being of others. Dominated for the majority of the match, Harry Allen made a mild comeback in the final few minutes but not enough of a comeback, when the Demons of Rage made an appearance towards the ring, distracting the referee and Harry Allen, allowing Rahn to use brass knuckles on Allen for the win at 8:50. [Segment rating: C] [b]Sore Winner[/b] Demons and Rahn stuck around to lay a similar beating to Harry Allen as what was given to Tornado earlier, Azaria put together a theory stating that Demons of Rage and Rahn are in cahoots. [Segment rating: C+] [b]The Masters[/b] (Referees come out to help Harry Allen out of the line of fire as Genghis takes a mic and begins to speak over the boos of the crowd.) Genghis Rahn: (Speaks after laughing a raspy laugh)Go ahead and call me names, I know you don't like me, I know you don't like my new friends, but look at me, I'm smilin', I'm happy! And the only thing that makes me happy is looking on and seeing all of you unhappy. So go ahead and keep acting like I ruined your day. But this is a life lesson, and you should all thank me and treat me as the teacher that I am. It's like I've been trying to tell everyone who wants to believe that life is so damn peachy. I'm here to put it all in writing for you. Life isn't meant to be spent smiling all the time, you people come here expecting to escape your 9 to 5 life, but escapists are COWARDS, I look on at all of you and just feel sorry for you. You come here to get your mind out of the gutter, you expect people like me and the Demons to come out here and give you my good blessings because you put money in my pocket. Like I'm supposed to take into account the fact that you dont like me? I don't need you to like me, because we don't like YOU. And because I know, that you all sit on your high horses and try booing people like me out of the building, but when you're out of this arena, without the backing of thousands of other fans, you're pathetic, you're nervous, twitchy cowards who wouldnt jeer a soul like this without someone backing you up. And me, and the Demons behind me are here to exploit that. We're the Masters of Misery and I assure you, from now on, watching wrestling, will not be an escapist act anymore, instead it will be an exploitation of your own sad reality. [Segment rating: C+] [b]Tag Team Championship - Painful Procedure(c) v.s. Nation of Filth[/b] Painful Procedure keep the straps around their waists in this tag match that wasn't looking too good for Procedure in the first three quarters of the match, but Procedure stuck it out and made a comeback in the end when Randall received his long awaited tag, running down the Nation of Filth like a train, once B.J. was given time to recover, Painful Procedure dominated, getting Randall a chance to hit Grunt with Randallism. This takes us to commercials. [Segment rating: C+] [b]Randall, the REAL Ladies Man[/b] (When we return from commercials we see Randall Hopkirk celebrating his win with B.J. Shearer when Blonde Bombshell comes across the two.) Blonde Bombshell: You looked real hot out there Randall. Randall: Yeahhhhhh!!! Well you know how it is. Painful Procedure's on top baby! We got it all. B.J. Shearer: You saved my ass tonight Randall. Randall: I love ya like a brother man, I wouldn't let ya down. We got it all don't we! Family, gold, friends, music. (Randall looks at Blonde Bombshell.) Randall: I could use a chick to go with it. Blonde Bombshell: Me? Randall Hopkirk, the greatest bassist in TCW wants to go out with ME. Randall: Let's paint the town red babe! Blonde Bombshell: Let's do it! (Randall puts his arm around Blonde Bombshell as Painful Procedure walk away, from the corner Joel Bryant creeps out.) Joel Bryant: What! [Segment rating: B+] [b]God's Favorite Wrestler[/b] (We move on to another backstage interview where BLZ Bubb is in a dark room on his own.) BLZ Bubb: And God looked down on me from the heavens and said thank you. Thank you, thank you BLZ Bubb. Thanks to you, the world no longer has to bear witness to the sin, the unholy actions of Peter Valentine. By grace of God I will do whatever it takes to keep people like Peter Valentine from ever coming back here again. Until he sees the light I will not allow him to come around here and manipulate the men, women and children of this world into thinking he's a positive role model. Men like him are the reason that God looks down on the United States of America and allows us to live in a world of pain and suffering, the only way we can achieve salvation is by doing the world away with Peter Valentine. And when I'm through with him, I' made a vow to God that anyone and everyone else living in a life of sin will be dealt with. And Peter Valentine may be gone for now but I know he will be back, and until the day comes I will move on, making examples out of each and everyone one who defies the name of Jesus Christ. I will lead us to salvation. [Segment rating: A] [b]First Date[/b] (In the parking lot we see B.J. Shearer, Randall Hopkirk, and Blonde Bombshell headed to a car to make their way out, B.J. and Randall are flashing their tag titles around when all of a sudden B.J. and Randall are assaulted by Joel Bryant, who has a trash can in his hands and Robert Oxford who throws a low blow at B.J., Bombshell runs away as officials run out to break up the beatdown that the Specialists intended to give.) [Segment rating: C+] [b]BLZ Bubb v.s. Youth Gone Wild(Wolf Hawkins and Stevie Grayson[/b] This was a great handicap match. BLZ dominated the majority of the match, but there were times where it really seemed like Hawkins/Grayson were gonna take it, only offense came out of high flying moves, otherwise on the ground BLZ Bubb destroyred them, just tossed them around. End came when BLZ gorilla press slammed Grayson outside of the ring, and delivered TWO Hades Bombs to Wolf Hawkins to take the match. Show ended with BLZ Bubb's theme playing and BLZ talking to Peter Valentine through the camera. 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