IXI: Is Infinity Forever?

[Wrestling Century]

My plane just touched down in the North Pole. I am here on a mission. A mission to prove to my little brother that Santa Claus is fake! Maybe I should explain. My little brother is 13 years younger than me. I'm 19, and he's 3. Wait, maybe I should say my name first. I'm a little scatter-brained right now. I'm Charles Avatar, with my little bro, Kyle Avatar. I promised my parents that I would take Kyle on vacation with me to the North Pole. But he wanted to see "Santa Clause"!

 

Anyways, my plane just touched down in the North Pole, we got off, and started to look for "Santa's Workshop". Kyle Avatar: "Big brothfer, where is it?" Charles Avatar: "I told you he doesn't exist!" We kept walking and arguing. That is until I ran into a sign that said "Santa's Workshop! Charles Avatar: "What the....." I think you can finish my sentence.

 

The front doors had no doorbell and they were locked. Kyle Avatar: "Big Brothfer, I told you he's weal!" Charles Avatar: "Kyle, it's probably just a warehouse that's been decorated!" I decided to go down the chimney with him. I was still hellbent on proving to him that "Santa" didn't exist.

 

We landed in a room that had red sercurity lasers all over. In the middle of the room stood a pedistal, with a golden credit on top of it. It had a sign next to it that said "One of a kind. Don't touch!" It had the words "Infinity" on it. Guess what I did? Yep, I picked it up.

 

As soon as I did that, the alarms started blaring all around us. We ran for the convienetly placed fire exit. Once we got out the fire exit. Elves starting running out. Wait a minute! Elves? And they had bazookas! They started firing at us while we ran for our lives! We ran into a little shed that had a sign on it that said "Stable". Guess what we saw in there!

Santa, the old fat man, was fixing his sleigh's engine. Wait a minute? His sleigh's engine! I had an idea!

We hopped into the sleigh (luckily it had the keys in it) and turned it on. Santa: "Hey! What are you doing?" We took off, flying through the air. I headed straight for home!

 

Once I got home, I took a closer look at the credit card I had stolen. It said on it "One of a kind. Good for infinity money"! I knew exactly what to do with this! I would achieve my dream! I would start a pro wrestling promotion!

[Wrestling Century]

<p>I started my promotion today. It was called IXI for Infinity X (times) Infinity Wrestling. Now I just had to hire some workers. Did I forget to mention that I just barely got trained to be a pro wrestler?</p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">IXI PRODUCT</span></strong></p><p>

Traditional: Heavy</p><p>

Mainstream: Key Feature</p><p>

Comedy: Low</p><p>

Cult: Very Low</p><p>

Risque: None</p><p>

Modern: Low</p><p>

Realism: None</p><p>

Hyper Realism: None</p><p>

Hardcore: Low</p><p>

Lucha Libre: Very Low</p><p>

Pure: Very Low</p><p>

Daredevil: Low</p><p>

Face/Heel Divide: Strong</p><p>

Match Intensity: 15%</p><p>

Match: Danger: 30%</p></div><p></p><p></p>

[Wrestling Century]

<p>Friday, Week 1, January. Why did I put that date? Because this is the first day some of my potential employees have shown up. I will call them in one by one! </p><p> </p><p>

Charles Avatar: "Mad Dog Mortimer, come in!"</p><p>

Mad Dog Mortimer: "Ruff, Ruff, RuffRuffRUFF!"</p><p>

Charles Avatar: "What the hell is wrong with you?"</p><p>

Mad Dog Mortimer; "What do you mean? I'm part dog!"</p><p>

Charles Avatar: "Just sign the contract! Wait! Don't eat it!"</p><p>

After pulling it out of his mouth, he finally signed it!</p><p>

Mad Dog Mortimer: "Sorry about that. I haven't had my can of dog food yet!"</p><p> </p><p>

All of the other signing went by smoothly! Along with him I signed: Brains McGhee, Dermont O' Logical, Grunt, Jim Force, Keith Vegas, Muderous Mikey, Omar Brown, Pyromaniac, Queen Emily, Rockin' Ryan Turner, Sgt. Bubba Lee West, and Stan "The Man" Manna. Okay, none of them went smoothly, I'm just not typing all of the crap they pulled! Do you really want to hear about how Sgt. Bubba Lee West really thinks he's an Army Sgt.?</p>

[Wrestling Century]

<p>Tuesday, Week 2, January</p><p>

I finally got done with signing the initial roster!</p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">MAIN EVENTERS</span></strong></p><p>

<span style="color:#0000FF;">Charles Avatar</span></p><p><span style="color:#0000FF;">

Jungle Jack</span></p><p><span style="color:#0000FF;">

Steve Flash</span></p><p>

<span style="color:#FF0000;">Grunt</span></p><p><span style="color:#FF0000;">

Stink</span></p><p><span style="color:#FF0000;">

Madman Boone</span></p><p> </p><p>

<strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">UPPER MIDCARDERS</span></strong></p><p>

<span style="color:#0000FF;">Jim Force</span></p><p><span style="color:#0000FF;">

Waffle Jack (Jack Griffith)</span></p><p>

<span style="color:#FF0000;">Mean Jean Cattley</span></p><p><span style="color:#FF0000;">

Puerto Rican Power</span></p><p><span style="color:#FF0000;">

Sgt. Bubba Lee West</span></p><p><span style="color:#FF0000;">

Shooter Sean Deeley</span></p><p>

<strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">MIDCARDERS</span></strong></p><p>

<span style="color:#0000FF;">Ace Youngblood</span></p><p><span style="color:#0000FF;">

Whippy The Clown</span></p><p>

<span style="color:#FF0000;">Air Attack Weasel</span></p><p><span style="color:#FF0000;">

Blackjack Robbins</span></p><p><span style="color:#FF0000;">

Dazzling Dave Diamond</span></p><p><span style="color:#FF0000;">

Dermot O' Logical</span></p><p><span style="color:#FF0000;">

Roderick Remus</span></p><p><span style="color:#FF0000;">

Sammy The Shark</span></p><p><span style="color:#FF0000;">

Stan "The Man" Manna</span></p><p><span style="color:#FF0000;">

Whisky Jack</span></p><p>

<strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">LOWER MIDCARDERS</span></strong></p><p>

<span style="color:#0000FF;">Bulldozer Brandon Smith</span></p><p>

<span style="color:#FF0000;">Mighty Cavanagh</span></p><p><span style="color:#FF0000;">

Omar Brown</span></p><p><span style="color:#FF0000;">

Rockin' Ryan Turner</span></p><p><span style="color:#FF0000;">

Zeus Maximillion</span></p><p>

<strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">OPENERS</span></strong></p><p>

<span style="color:#FF0000;">Keith Vegas</span></p><p><span style="color:#FF0000;">

Mad Dog Mortimer</span></p><p><span style="color:#FF0000;">

Davis Wayne Newton</span></p><p>

<strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">ENHANCEMENT TALENT</span></strong></p><p>

<span style="color:#FF0000;">Muderous Mikey</span></p><p><span style="color:#FF0000;">

Pyromaniac</span></p><p>

<strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Announcer</span></strong></p><p>

Remmington Remus</p><p>

<strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Colour Commentator</span></strong></p><p>

Queen Emily</p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p>

This may change depending on whether not I like it this way! (Or if I want to fire these losers!)</p>

[Wrestling Century]

<p>Any fans who would like to predict who will win, can, and there will be a high score table....eventually.</p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">IXI Weekly</span></strong></p><p> </p><p>

The Infinity Outlaws vs. The Nation Of Filth for the IXI Tag Team Championship</p><p> </p><p>

Ace Youngblood vs. Waffle Jack</p><p> </p><p>

Jim Force vs. Keith Vegas</p><p> </p><p>

Mean Jean Cattley vs. Roderick Remus</p><p> </p><p>

Jungle Jack vs. Madman Boone vs. Steve Flash vs. Charles Avatar for the IXI World Championship</p><p>

</p></div><p></p><p></p>

[critical-23]

<p><strong>The Infinity Outlaws</strong> vs. The Nation Of Filth for the IXI Tag Team Championship</p><p>

<em>No idea who the Outlaws are but they are probably better than Grunt and Stink.</em></p><p> </p><p>

Ace Youngblood vs. <strong>Waffle Jack</strong></p><p>

<em>QUITE interested in seeing why you are calling Griffith "Waffle".</em></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Jim Force</strong> vs. Keith Vegas</p><p>

<em>If I don't pick him, Force will yell at me. . .</em><img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/mad.png.69834f23b9a8bf290d98375f56f1c794.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Mean Jean Cattley</strong> vs. Roderick Remus</p><p>

<em>The Mean Mach--I mean, Apath--I mean Mean Jean for an expected but challenging win.</em></p><p> </p><p>

Jungle Jack vs. Madman Boone vs. <strong>Steve Flash </strong>vs. Charles Avatar for the IXI World Championship</p><p> </p><p>

<em>Steve Flash is the safest bet as your main key area for your product is mainstream, IMO.</em></p>