Guest Bolton Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 My name is Chris Burbak, and I'm the booker of the SWF, also the Masked Avatar. How I got the job is a tale you have to hear...unless you're not interested. It was at a wrestling auction house, and someone in the SWF had the bright idea to put up the SWF head booker position in an auction. Rumor that Jerry Eisen was drunk have not been confounded. I placed a bet of $10. "Chris, you can't simply get the 'head booker' position in SWF by an auction," said my mom, and I shook my head. "I'm just spending my cash on stuff I know won't be of any use to me. I know it's a fake." She rolled her eyes at me. I shrugged, and since no one else was dumb/brave enough to try, I won. I didn't care much. In fact I was thinking about how hot that chick a few seats away to the right from me was. Then a week after that I got a phone call to drive up to the SWF headquarters. http://i790.photobucket.com/albums/yy187/annaduckpics/Halloween2009843.jpg Me driving up to the SWF headquarters I made it, and I got called into the office. I answered, and saw a female secretary. She was chewing gum and looked quite bored. "You're Chris Burbak, yes?" she said. "Err...yes." Her face took a sudden grin. This wasn't going to be good. "Congratulations, you've become the new head booker of the Supreme Wrestling Federation!" "WHAT!?" was my stunned reply. "Shouldn't you be cheering?" she said. I regained my composure, and let out a cheer just for her sake. I still didn't believe it. "Woohoo," I cheered weakly, thrusting my hand in the air lazily. Then, I heard shuffling. "So you won the contest, eh kid?" said the unmistakable voice of Richard Eisen as he stepped out into sight. That was when I realized it wasn't a joke. "Yep," I said bored, but I heard a hearty laugh from him. "Well, I don't know who set up that auction, but if you're brave or stupid enough to take on the duties and not wreck my company, you're on!" My eyebrows raised in shock. Later I had found out that Peter's ideas were really unpopular with Eisen, and decided that since I had a mind for the business (thanks to playing a certain game) and wasn't caught up with duties, I'd be better as the head booker. Oh well, at least I got a job. Little did I know I was on a big ride...the first thing I did was call my mom. "Yo Mom, I got a job at the SWF!" "WHAT!?" her reply was. DISCLAIMER: Expect me to push Big Smack Scott Notes: I'm a noob when it comes to writing diaries, and I know I'll never compare to some of the greats on here lol. Oh well, enjoy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djthefunkchris Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 I like it so far, lol. Auction for Head booker... Do I here 1 dollar, 1 dollar to the man in green, 2 dollars to the lady in red, 10 dollars? 10 dollars to the main man over there, going once, twice, SOLD! You sir have just bought the job of head booker for 10 dollars! It pays 250,000 a year, Congratulations!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bolton Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 Monday, Week 1, January 2008 - First Day on the Job I stepped into the office at New Year's Day to see several faces. They were Rick himself, Eric Eisen, Jerry Eisen, Enforcer Roberts and Peter Michaels. I could see Eric and Jerry giving me glares, while Rob, Richard and Peter were neutral to me. Oh god this was gonna be hard. http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn62/GregorySterling/RichardEisen.jpghttp://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd99/chuck_jaywalk/swf/EricEisen.jpghttp://i571.photobucket.com/albums/ss153/JadedJay/EnforcerRoberts.jpghttp://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd99/chuck_jaywalk/swf/PeterMichaels.jpghttp://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j231/bsumystic/JerryEisen.jpg "So gentlemen, any ideas for 2008?" Richard was the first to speak. "I do Dad," interrupted Eric. He smiled at his dad and proceeded to talk. "Can I get the World title this year? I think I'd draw pretty well." I stopped a laugh from coming, and he shot a glare at me. "What? Is there something wrong with me being champ?" "Dude, the fans didn't into you as North American champ last year!" I told him, "You really think you'd be World champion?" However, Peter intercepted. "Truthfully, if Eric had been pushed as a face he would have done better in the feud with Money." I had to agree with him there. A smug grin came up to Eric's mouth, "I sure do," he told me. Richard and Jerry seemed to give each other looks like it was a good idea. "That's a great idea Eric!" said Jerry, "You'd be great!" Richard turned his head towards me and nodded, although I didn't get what he meant by that. Later I learnt Eric wasn't a complete dick, apparently this was something of a joke among the Eisens that I had yet to understand. Suddenly, Roberts looked at Rick, "I like to believe some of our younger talent could use some feuds to build them up," he said in such a boring, monotone voice that now I know why they'd never let him cut a promo. "Richard?" then, Rick turned to him. "Hmm...we'll let our new head booker decide," he said, hinting at me. Roberts settled down and looked at me with a neutral look. I think he wanted to kill me. Peter Michaels cleared his throat, "I agree with Phil. I also think we should develop our young talent further, instead of pushing them to the moon like so many want." However, I had a different idea. "I think we should let some guys have shots at the main eventers, just to see if they could hang with them. Everyone thinks Marc DuBois is the next big thing, let's see if he could hang with Jack Bruce! I'm not saying push them into World Champions in a few months, in fact I think Roberts and Pete are right in that perspective." They all took note, and while Eric and Jerry didn't appear to buy it, Richard nodded. "Well, let's see what you can come up with over the next few months," he told me. "Better make me World champion," Eric told me, in a joking tone that confused me. Was he threatening me or actually joking? I hoped it was the latter. Roberts nodded silently, and Peter looked at me with a smile, "I hope you can make it work kid." "Thanks Pete," I replied, and got to work looking over the workers and making feuds...hopefully I don't screw it up. Next up: my thoughts on the workers and the first card. The lulz and action will come soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bolton Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 Monday, Week 1, January 2008 - The Workers Time to look over all the workers, and their positions. Oh joy. Main Eventers Christian Faith http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd99/chuck_jaywalk/swf/ChristianFaith.jpg A legend in the SWF. Known for being a nice guy and hard worker, and can carry damn near anyone in the SWF to a watchable match thanks to his knowledge of psychology. Jack Bruce http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd99/chuck_jaywalk/swf/JackBruce.jpg Current SWF World Heavyweight Champion. He's very entertaining and talented, but problems with psychology may hinder him. Vengeance http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd99/chuck_jaywalk/swf/SkullDeBones_alt.jpg Our top heel in the promotion. He's a good big man, and has a great gimmick. Runaway Train http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd99/chuck_jaywalk/swf/RunawayTrain.jpg In my opinion he's an aging sack of crap. God knows why they thought it was a smart idea pushing him. Remo http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd99/chuck_jaywalk/swf/Remo.jpg An internet darling, and the bodyguard of Rich Money, somehow he's more popular though. Potential SWF Champion. Steve Frehley http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd99/chuck_jaywalk/swf/SteveFrehley.jpg One of the SWF's most popular wrestlers, and can be carried to a good match given the right opponent. Upper Midcarders Angry Gilmore http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn62/GregorySterling/AngryGilmore.jpg The best worker we have in SWF, perhaps? He's saddled with a bad gimmick not suited for him, but with a few tweaks and he could be massive. Too bad he's injured. Brandon James http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd99/chuck_jaywalk/swf/BigCatBrandon_alt2.jpg DAVE's biggest star who went to SWF (I wish we got Eddie Peak instead) who we might need to worry about, as he got creative control. Enygma http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd99/chuck_jaywalk/swf/Enygma.jpg lolEnygma. One of the biggest falls I've seen in professional wrestling, as despite managing to hang on to a spot at the midcard, he's been unable to regain his former momentum. Jack Giedroyc http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd99/chuck_jaywalk/swf/JackGiedroyc-1.jpg An English professional wrestler who made it big in America (*gasp*). I see potential in him. Joe Sexy (can't find image) A former North American Champion, and known for his hilarious tag team with Angry Gilmore. Lobster Warrior http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd99/chuck_jaywalk/swf/LobsterWarrior.jpg After the Commotion In The Ocean storyline, Lobby looks to finally get a good push. Although getting rid of the comic book gimmick could help him in the long run...but I won't push that far yet. Rich Money http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd99/chuck_jaywalk/swf/RichMoney.jpg One of our very best workers, probably kept back from the main event he so deserves because of the 'slow build' process they tend to like in the SWF. Squeeky McClean http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd99/chuck_jaywalk/swf/SqueekyMcClean.jpg He's a good worker, and can be quite funny. Too bad he's basically midcarder for life. Midcarder Big Smack Scott http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j231/bsumystic/BigSmackScott.jpg Considered a pathetic excuse by many, but the man's gathered a cult around him who consider him the greatest, and often post messages and his old videos on Youtube. Personally, I want to push him since it'd be so legendary. Elmo Benson (can't find picture) One-half of High Concept, he's a talented high-flyer, and a nice guy at that too. Enforcer Roberts http://i571.photobucket.com/albums/ss153/JadedJay/EnforcerRoberts.jpg Excellent wrestler. Despite not being suited for the SWF at all, he's made his mark. Frederique Antonio Garcia http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd99/chuck_jaywalk/swf/FrederiqueGarcia_alt1.jpg A good wrestler with a funny gimmick. Apparently he's Ana Garcia's brother in the kayfabe. Groucho Bling (can't find image) The other half of High Concept, and more solid then flashy compared to his partner. Kurt Laramee (can't find image) I don't understand why SWF stole him. He's only got charisma as his main pro, and he's pretty meh in the ring...wait...what about that tag team with the Smack Man? Marc DuBois http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd99/chuck_jaywalk/swf/MarcDuBois.jpg One of our hottest prospects around. A big star in the making, although his youth could be a problem. Robbie Retro http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd99/chuck_jaywalk/swf/RobbieRetro.jpg Despite being a decent brawler, he has a future in the SWF as he is a likable and funny character. The Masked Avatar (no image available) That's me! I'm a old school worker, as I like the old school wrestling you see. And I wore a mask. Valiant http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd99/chuck_jaywalk/swf/Valiant.jpg One of our biggest prospects, with future main eventer written all over him. Or so I think. The internet thinks BSS has more of a chance lol. Lower Midcarders Bart Biggz http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd99/chuck_jaywalk/swf/BartBiggz.jpg The Biggz Boys are so 2002. Now they're getting stale and boring, but this guy has a chance of becoming a star. Brett Biggz http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd99/chuck_jaywalk/swf/BrettBiggz.jpg Same as above, but Brett's going to get fired someday. Kid Toma http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd99/chuck_jaywalk/swf/KidToma.jpg One of the Samoan Wildboyz, and an exciting high flyer. Too bad about him being a lazy bastard. Randy Bumfhole http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd99/chuck_jaywalk/swf/RandyBumfhole.jpg One of the Bumfhole Brothers, Randy is the more all-rounder of them. Problem is the last name. Seriously, Bumfhole? A change is needed here... Zimmy Bumfhole http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd99/chuck_jaywalk/swf/ZimmyBumfhole.jpg Zimmy is the high flyer of the Bumfholes, but when it comes to name problems, he's got it even worse. Zimmy Bumfhole? What were his parents smoking? Then again, what's he smoking, cause he doesn't look too stabilized here. The Bumfholes need a change... Opener Akima Brave http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n250/Tylergadzinski/people/AkimaBrave.jpg Akima Brave is the better of the Samoan Wildboyz, being actually good. Too bad his momentum is all but dead. Knuckles http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd99/chuck_jaywalk/swf/Knuckles.jpg He's part of Death Row and has the gimmick of a wanna-be rapper. Just another brawler. Paul Huntingdon (image unavailable) He's a fun wrestler who isn't that good in the ring, but is decent. Shady K http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd99/chuck_jaywalk/swf/ShadyK.jpg A part of Death Row, and just another brawler. Enhancement Talent (aka jobbers) Andre Jones http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd99/chuck_jaywalk/swf/AndreJones.jpg Useless. Greg Rayne http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd99/chuck_jaywalk/swf/GregRayne.jpg Has a BIT of potential. But useless. And the rest... Jerry Eisen An announcer, and not the best one at that. Also Eric's brother. Emma Chase Excellent manager, what female managers should be. BJ O'Neill Valet for Samoan Wildboyz. That's all. Chief Two Eagles Road Agent. Darren Smith Referee. Dawn The Cheerleader How the hell did she get that lucrative a contract when she manages a midcard tag team? She's pulling more then just some strings I'm telling you. Duane Fry Ol' Southern boy who's actually an excellent announcer. Jessie Angry Gilmore's smoking hot wife who's a manager. Pat Deacon Wrestling star from Texas who works as a road agent. Peter Michaels Best announcer we have. Ric Young Supreme's main ref. Richard Eisen The boss, and the reason SWF exists in the first place. Shane Stones A ref. The Guru The only male manager in SWF, too bad he manages that sack of crap Runaway Train. Next up - the card Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sons of Kohral Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 So ludicrous that it worked! Also, I'm expecting many lols since you'll be pushing BSS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BHK1978 Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 Of course this is going to be great, anytime someone pushes BSS it is great! Could you do me a favor and push Joe Sexy as well? Hell make them a tag team called Big 'n' Sexy! Seriously though I like this so far and I am really glad that BSS is finally getting his day in the sun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bolton Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo265/Bolt-Heezy/SWF.jpg TUESDAY WEEK 1, JANUARY 2008 SWF World Heavyweight Championship #1 Contender Tournament Christian Faith vs. Remo Runaway Train vs. Steve Frehley Eric Eisen vs. Lobster Warrior The winners will go on to a three way match next week to choose the #1 contender to Jack Bruce at When Hell Freezes Over Other matches include... Big Smack Scott vs. Jack Giedroyc Enforcer Roberts vs. Valiant Akima Brave vs. Frederique Antonio Garcia High Concept vs. Death Row Those who predict get a free Big Smack Scott T-Shirt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BHK1978 Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 SWF World Heavyweight Championship #1 Contender Tournament Christian Faith vs. Remo Remo is great but I got to have Faith in Christian (yes that was a very lame joke) Runaway Train vs. Steve Frehley There has to be a heel in the upcoming three way match so here he is. And plus he could retire at any time so you might as well use him while you have him. Eric Eisen vs. Lobster Warrior Never let Eric Eisen anywhere near the SWF title. That dude will use creative control so fast it will make your head spin. And then you get stuck with him as your champion. That is why Lobster Warrior should win. The winners will go on to a three way match next week to choose the #1 contender to Jack Bruce at When Hell Freezes Over Other matches include... Big Smack Scott vs. Jack Giedroyc BSS wins easy, I am not a fan of Jack anyway. Enforcer Roberts vs. Valiant Akima Brave vs. Frederique Antonio Garcia High Concept vs. Death Row Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bolton Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 News In The World - GCG had a B rated show last night, no doubt helped by the B rated main event between Toshiharu Hyobanshi and Hiroyasu Gakusha - EWA held Wrestle Bowl in Bremen Hall last night, and got a D+ rating - CZCW had a D+ rated show with Revolution 2008 And now, to the show that everyone loves (or hates), SWF Supreme TV! http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo265/Bolt-Heezy/SWF.jpg TUESDAY WEEK 1, JANUARY 2008 In the preshow, High Concept defeated Death Row in a C rated match. The fireworks explode as SWF Supreme TV goes on the air, and Peter Michaels, Duane Fry and Ana Garcia welcome us to the show, putting over the feuds last year between Jack Bruce and Runaway Train, later Remo, the ongoing feud between Rich Money and Jack Giedroyc and everything in-between. Then, 'Sunshine Of Your Love' by Cream hits the P.A system as Jack Bruce, flamboyant as ever, walks down to the ring. He takes a mic, and proceeds to cut a promo about three of his challengers (the only three that he bothered about worrying, who were Christian Faith, Runaway Train and Steve Frehley) that excites the audience. I can't be bothered writing it down though, lol. Rating: B+ AKIMA BRAVE VS. FREDERIQUE ANTONIO GARCIA Akima and F.A.G lock up, and enter into a good match. F.A.G uses his 'fabulous' tactics to creep Akima out, who retaliates with some brutal hits, but after a struggle F.A.G puts him down with the Romeo Is Bleeding. He gets the pinfall in the first match of tonight. I noticed that Akima and his manager BJ O'Neill have next to no chemistry whatsoever. Rating: C ENFORCER ROBERTS VS. VALIANT The cold enforcer and the bright, all-American prospect go at it, with Roberts using his technical excellence to tie up Valiant, although Valiant uses his power to get the advantage over Roberts at some points. However Roberts eventually puts him down and makes him tap out to the R.C.T. Valiant seems to be learning some things off Roberts, as he showed improvement in both his technical works and performance skills. Rating: B- Commercial Break http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x72/AnimeChick415/Deidara/Music_is_a_bang____un____by_raze897.jpg When the commercial break stops, Rich Money is in the ring, his North American title strapped on his shoulder. He has his smug, casual look as normal, and goes on the mic. Rich Money Alright, you fans wanted to see me finally have that match with Jack Giedroyc, huh? Well let me say this...you're not gonna get it until he proves himself! So come on in Jack, and show me if you really got the guts to take me on! Unless you're too busy tainting that Dawn in your pathetic English culture. Money smirks as Jack Giedroyc runs down to the ring, ready to lay the boots on his arch enemy...but then comes Big Smack Scott, who's grinning like he always is. He clotheslines Jack before he could notice, and Money smirks as BSS beats the total snot out of Giedroyc. The ambush leaves Giedroyc totally disorientated, and Money leaves, telling BSS "Finish him off!" I noticed during the segment that Jack and Dawn have excellent chemistry together. Rating: B- BIG SMACK SCOTT VS. JACK GIEDROYC With Jack hurt from his ambush, Scott easily laid at him during the first few minutes, but then Jack had a comeback that left BSS reeling, but just before he could go for the final blow...a random backhand from BSS takes him out, and just to taunt him, BSS hits the Ego Trip as the audience goes berserk with rage. BSS gets the pinfall in a match that wasn't helped by BSS and Jack not clicking. Rating: C- As Jack tries to recover, Rich Money gets in and walks over Jack, smirking all while he does it. He then kicks Jack in the face, and proceeds to beat Jack down, all while gloating how he'll never get a title shot. Rating: B- Meanwhile, Scott was walking down having won when the camera goes to the Bumfholes, who are busy talking about Florida culture. Randy Zimmy dude, did you see that hot chick walk across the street? Zimmy Randy dude, we're in a wrestling arena! Not in a street! Randy Oh yeah! Well, she was sweet! Zimmy That's sweet! Randy Dude! Zimmy Sweet! As the brothers went along with their stupid tirade, BSS walked in front of them. Big Smack Scott You little punks are so annoying! Randy Hey Zimmy, isn't that Big Smack Scott? Zimmy He has those dumb glasses... He then gets taken down by a BSS backhand, and Zimmy goes down, laying by the wall. Big Smack Scott *CENSORED* you, *CENSORED*, I'll *CENSORED* teach you how to really *CENSORED* wrestle, you *CENSORED* *CENSORED* *CENSORED* piece of *CENSORED*. Randy Hey man, that wasn't cool! I'll take you on a match! Big Smack Scott I'll kick your scrawny ass, mutha*CENSORED*. The camera fades on Randy and BSS staring each other down. Rating: C ERIC EISEN VS. LOBSTER WARRIOR Well, Eric was supposed to go down for Lobby. But he used Creative Control (so much for putting him in a SWF title position) and got the win. But I made sure Lobby looked as dominant as possible, but after an awkrawd battle (thanks to them not clicking), Lobby got counted out after a Runaway Train attack. Eric wins the match. Rating: C+ Emma Chase comes out in her secretary wear, and she has a big gloating grin on her face. Emma Chase I'm here today to issue a match between my client, Brandon James and SWF Champion Jack Bruce for the title, something that Mr. Bruce would be hard-pressed to keep when my client gets his match. He should just give up when he has the chance, no amount of glitter or rock star fantasies can get him anywhere against Big Money himself. However, Jack Bruce comes out, World title on his shoulder and a relaxed expression on his face. Jack Bruce Emmy, Emmy, Emmy! Relax and think it over for a second! Sure, maybe that big brute does deserve a shot at my title, but doesn't mean he's going to get it without my permission. I could go on and on on how when I get in the ring with Brandon James, it's going to be me who's standing, holding the SWF title over my head, but I ain't like that. So the answer is no. The audience cheers, but Emma simply smirks. Emma Chase Watch what you say Mr. Bruce, it might just turn against you... Before Bruce could understand what she meant, out comes Brandon James, who sends Bruce to the floor with a clothesline. He then proceeds to beat him up down the aisle, and eventually ends things with a powerslam to the concrete. Supreme TV goes on a commercial break as Jack Bruce lays on the floor, withering in pain, as Brandon and Emma look down on him... Rating: B RUNAWAY TRAIN VS. STEVE FREHLEY A hard-hitting affair as both men traded blow after blow, and slam after slam. But Train used his weight advantage, and eventually kneed Frehley with a series of knees so hard that he was winded, then slammed him down to the ground with a Gutwrench Slam. Preparing for the Train Wreck, Train didn't notice Lobster Warrior, who came down the aisle with cheering, and Train turned around and moved towards Lobby, who backed down comically. As he proceeded to taunt Train about following him, Train didn't notice Frehley get up. As Lobby stepped back up the aisle, Train turned around only to get a Dark Destroyer Spear! Using it to his advantage, Frehley picked up Train and slammed him down with a Frehley's Comet, getting the pin and a step further towards the SWF World Championship! Rating: C+ After that, Steve Frehley cut a promo on how Bruce is going to find himself in a whole new planet after he's done with him, and how the World title is his. The fans really bought into it. Rating: B+ A graphic announcing Faith vs. Remo is up next is shown. Rating: B+ CHRISTIAN FAITH VS. REMO This was a good one. Faith used his psychology against Remo, dodging and wearing down the powerhouse as the match went on, but no matter how much damage he did, Remo kept on coming. The match eventually ended when Remo went for a Destroyer on a prone Faith, but Faith got the energy to push him back onto the corner, then slam into him with the Leap of Faith! Faith then covered Remo, ONE...TWO...THREE! Faith wins! Rating: B A graphic reveals next week that Christian Faith vs. Steve Frehley vs. Eric Eisen is next week. Expect Eric to not win lol. Rating: B+ FINAL RATING: B My thoughts: It was a good show to get things started, hopefully things will be better as things go into motion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bolton Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 PREDICTIONS BHK1978: 5/7 You nearly won a Big Smack Scott fanpack. Better luck next time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BHK1978 Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 PREDICTIONSYou nearly won a Big Smack Scott fanpack. Better luck next time. I was robbed! I really liked the Bumfholes segment, it had me laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bolton Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 Life and Times of the SWF Booker - Getting New Talent Is A Pain Now with things settled, I sent contracts to some cruiserweights. They were Acid and Black Eagle, who I'd use to flesh out the Shooting Star division. I already signed Kirk Jameson, who I'll put in development when he gets out of his contract. But then I got an unexpected visitor. http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd99/chuck_jaywalk/swf/EricEisen.jpg He looked at me with a smug smile on his face, and put his hands in his pockets. "Dad said I'm getting the World title shot," he said with a smile. I immediately knew he was giving me bull. "I'm the one who chooses who and who isn't champ, Eric. Besides, Big Smack Scott's the next SWF Champion." I grinned, knowing his reaction. The way his face twisted was priceless, Big Smack Scott main eventing? That was beyond normal logic! "YOU...THAT WILL WRECK THE COMPANY! THERE'S NO WAY IN A MILLION YEARS THAT JACKASS COULD BE A BELOW-AVERAGE WORLD CHAMPION!" "Prepare to see him carrying around the belt then," I said just to taunt him. "I knew you weren't all you cracked up to be! I'm telling Dad this!" he said as he stormed off. Spoilt bastard. I simply sat up and decided to get a Coke. I needed one. NEXT WEEK ON SUPREME TV #1 Contender Match for the SWF Championship Christian Faith vs. Steve Frehley vs. Eric Eisen Jack Bruce vs. Squeeky McClean Brandon James vs. Enygma (lolEnygma) Non-title match: Rich Money vs. Randy Bumfhole #1 Contender Match for the SWF North American Championship Elmo Benson vs. Groucho Bling vs. Jack Giedroyc vs. Joe Sexy Lobster Warrior vs. Fredireque Antonio Garcia The Biggz Boys vs. Marc DuBois and unknown partner Predict now, and go in the running to win a piece of paper with Jack Bruce's signature on it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BHK1978 Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 Christian Faith vs. Steve Frehley vs. Eric Eisen Jack Bruce vs. Squeeky McClean Brandon James vs. Enygma (lolEnygma) Non-title match: Rich Money vs. Randy Bumfhole Elmo Benson vs. Groucho Bling vs. Jack Giedroyc vs. Joe Sexy Got to go with my personal favorite Joe Sexy Lobster Warrior vs. Fredireque Antonio Garcia The Biggz Boys vs. Marc DuBois and unknown partner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bolton Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 Decided that I'll go for a streamlined writing style next week, since it's less work for me and it's to the point. Certain segments will be filled out though lol. http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo265/Bolt-Heezy/SWF.jpg TUESDAY WEEK 2, JANUARY 2008 Fireworks blast. Peter Michaels, Duane Fry and Ana Garcia welcome us to the show. The fans cheer, and all is well. Or is it? ----------------------------------------------------------------------- No preshow cause I'm lazy. Christian Faith is seen in the backstage, and cuts an interview on how he'll beat Steve Frehley and Eric Eisen to get a shot at the SWF Championship, and all he'd need is Faith. It was a normal promo from him, in that it was exciting. Rating: B+ ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Marc DuBois comes out to the ring, and looks at the crowd arrogantly. Marc DuBois Oh, boo me huh? Well, you shouldn't feel bad, non of you are as excellent as I am. The Biggz Boys will shudder when they hear the name of Marc DuBois and...BIG SMACK SCOTT! The fans boo REALLY loudly as the Smacker came out, pumping his manly muscles and smirking. They love him, really. Rating: C+ ----------------------------------------------------------------------- BIGGZ BOYS VS. MARC DUBOIS AND BIG SMACK SCOTT Scott owns the Biggz, with Marc being his back-up. He gets the win over them after pinning Brett after an Ego Trip. From experiencing BSS' manliness, Marc improved in his performance skills. And don't give me that 'he was pushing to show how good he is compared to Scott' rubbish. Rating: C- ----------------------------------------------------------------------- The Smacker taunts Randy Bumfhole, and of course, it's gold. Rating: B- ----------------------------------------------------------------------- BRANDON JAMES VS. ENYGMA Brandon dominates Enygma. End of story. He did show improvement in technical and performance though. Rating: C ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Emma Chase challenged Jack Bruce in Brandon James' benefit, but Jack refused the challenge, stating he had bigger fish to fry. Brandon doesn't attack this time though. I noticed that Jack was getting a little old in his act, but he wasn't stale yet. Rating: B+ ----------------------------------------------------------------------- In the backstage, Steve Frehley is preparing for his new match, training and working out to music on his iPod. However, a stranger with a feather boa around his shoulders and familiar glasses steps into view, and he smiles at Frehley. Frehley notices this, and immediately backs off, snarling at him. It was Frederique Antonio Garcia. Steve Frehley Aw hell no! What the hell you want now Garcia? F.A.G. I've noticed your hunger, your passion, and I'd think you'd make a perfect tag team partner for me...we'd be Tag Team Champions. The best ever Tag Team Champions.... And as if he wanted to make it clear, he inched closer to Frehley, still grinning. Frehley's eyes widened a bit, and he stepped back. Steve Frehley Now man, you've been trying to get random people including me into this 'tag team' of yours for what, a few months now? F.A.G. Oh no Stevie, not just random people, people I believe could be great. Including you. Frehley seemed really creeped out, and Garcia's constant smile didn't help. But he tried to regain face. Steve Frehley I'm not listening to any of the crap you say, I'm gonna go straight for the World title, and in two days time it will be me who's holding up that World belt, haha! Garcia simply grinned, and moved closer to Frehley. F.A.G. But Stevie, everyone's gunning for you when you're World Champion...wouldn't you like to be able to be...backed up with someone? Frehley's jaw dropped, and he shook his hands as he stepped back, looking really pissed off at Garcia. Steve Frehley Nuh uh, I'm DEFINITELY not going to be in this stupid idea of yours, you sick freak! I'm going somewhere else where I can't be stalked by you! As Frehley left, Garcia removed his glasses, quite disappointed. F.A.G. I thought I told him about using mind games before. Rating: B for F.A.G's proposal, then B- for Frehley's refusal ---------------------------------------------------------------------- LOBSTER WARRIOR VS. FREDERIQUE ANTONIO GARCIA Lobster Warrior and F.A.G. tussled, and despite some strong showings from the flamboyant one, the resident hero of the SWF puts him away in shortly over 10 minutes with a Lobster Trap. Rating: C ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Lobby went out and celebrated with his people, especially the kids. Rating: B- ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Rich Money came out to the ring, and I can see why he is considered one of the top heels in wrestling today. He just LIVES off the heat, acting all smug and ****y as he does with his gimmick. He then cut a promo where he absolutely TRASHED Randy Bumfhole, saying how even Big Smack Scott could beat him on a lazy day. Eventually Randy's theme hits, and the fans cheer. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- RICH MONEY VS. RANDY BUMFHOLE Both Rich and Randy make this an exciting midcard match, with Randy giving Rich some trouble, getting some near falls as well. However, he was eventually felled by the Dollars From Heaven. Both improved during this match, Rich in his technical skills and Randy in his performance. Rating: B- ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Rich, acting ****y and full of himself, beats up Randy while gloating. Rating: C ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Jack Giedroyc cuts an interview which goes over pretty damn well, saying he'll be the next North American Champion no matter how far he has to go. He could be good, but we'll have to see how it goes. Rating: B ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ELMO BENSON VS. GROUCHO BLING VS. JACK GIEDROYC VS. JOE SEXY All four tried hard to get a shot at the North American belt, with Elmo and Groucho performing some exciting tag moves to keep the other two on their toes, and Jack Giedroyc getting a near fall on Elmo that would have got him a victory if it weren't for Joe Sexy, but eventually the experienced Joe won, putting away the weakened Elmo with a One Night Stand. Improvement was all the range in the match, as Groucho improved in his rumble and performance, Jack improved his performance, and Joe improved his performance. Rating: C ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Joe was in a party mood after winning a title shot, and went back to the locker room, where Angry Gilmore was sitting down, staring at him angrily. Joe Sexy What's up Angry? Gilmore gave him a glance made of pure hatred. Angry Gilmore You know what you did. Joe Sexy Oh, so that incident with the strippers still getting you down? Angry Gilmore It's not that. It's something else. Joe Sexy Is it the hostess I got for you for your birthday party? Angry Gilmore No. Joe Sexy The time I got you drunk at the end of year party, and you tried to hit it off with Dawn The Cheerleader? That was pretty funny! Angry Gilmore No. Joe Sexy Was it the time we played golf, and you got so pissed off cause I kept on cracking Happy Gilmore jokes? Angry Gilmore It's not that, you dickwad. The minute I got injured, you go solo again and win a title shot at the North American title! Joe Sexy Oh, that! I still got the title shot though! Angry Gilmore Whatever. Then, Jessie walked in and smiled at the two. Jessie Hey guys. Joe gave her a cheesy smile, intend on wooing her. Gilmore rolled his eyes realizing what Joe was planning. Joe Sexy Hey babe, you wanna go on a date? I'll give you the most romantic date money can buy... Jessie It's not that. It's just that the Biggz Boys want a match against you two, as revenge for costing them the tag belts. Angry Gilmore Er, I've still got two weeks on this injury. Joe Sexy Screw wrestling and the Biggz Boyz Jessie, we gotta go on a date you sexy thing! Angry Gilmore I HATE it when you get like this. Jessie looked quite nervous with Joe giving her wagging eyebrows. Jessie Err...thanks, but no thanks. I gotta go anyway, bye boys! As Jessie left, the camera moved back to Joe Sexy, who was staring at her with a smirk. Gilmore looked at Jessie, then him, and realized what he was doing. Angry Gilmore You're looking at her ass, aren't you? Joe nodded, his smirk getting smugger. Joe Sexy You're damn right I am. Rating: C+ ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Squeeky cut a promo how he'd 'clean' Jack's system and make a mark on the SWF title scene. The fans bought it up. Rating: B+ ----------------------------------------------------------------------- JACK BRUCE VS. SQUEEKY MCCLEAN Both Bruce and Squeeky put on an entertaining match, and the fans loved it. Even though Squeeky gave Bruce some trouble, like dodging a Diving Cross Body from Jack and hitting a German Suplex, before going for the Clean Out, Jack eventually hit the New York Minute and gained the victory. Psychology problems hindered the match a little, but the crowd got into it thanks to them working the crowd for the main event, and Jack improved in performance. Rating: B ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Jack Bruce looked around, celebrating, when the lights went out. Suddenly the lights went out, and Bruce yelled as something knocked him down. When the lights come back, Bruce is out, and the assailant had left no clues. It really got the audience into it. Rating: B+ ----------------------------------------------------------------------- #1 CONTENDER THREE WAY ELIMINATION MATCH: CHRISTIAN FAITH VS. STEVE FREHLEY VS. ERIC EISEN Another good main event. The crowd were really into it, and they were excited from start to finish. The fighting was fast and furious, and Eric Eisen got taken out by a Frehley's Comet around 7 minutes into the match, as it was an elimination match. Frehley showed how hungry he was for a shot at the title, as he got brutal with Faith, but Faith's persistence wore out as he managed to get a smashing Leap Of Faith onto the Dark Destroyer, getting the win and the title shot! Rating: B+ ----------------------------------------------------------------------- As Christian Faith celebrates, a graphic reveals the SWF Championship will be contested between Jack Bruce and Christian Faith two days from now. Rating: B+ ----------------------------------------------------------------------- FINAL RATING: B+ My thoughts: A good show and we have our main feuds set up. Can't wait for the PPV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bolton Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 Predictions BHK1978: 6/7 Total: 11/14 You ALMOST won a Jack Bruce signature, accompanied by a Big Smack Scott T-Shirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bolton Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 SWF PRESENTS WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER SWF World Heavyweight Championship Jack Bruce © vs. Christian Faith Lobster Warrior vs. Runaway Train SWF North American Championship Rich Money © vs. Joe Sexy Big Smack Scott vs. Randy Bumfhole Brandon James vs. Valiant SWF Shooting Star Championship Ladder Match Marc DuBois © vs. Bart Biggz vs. Zimmy Bumfhole Samoan Wildboyz vs. High Concept Voters get a free Christian Faith t-shirt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TakerNGN74 Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 SWF World Heavyweight Championship Jack Bruce © vs. Christian Faith Lobster Warrior vs. Runaway Train SWF North American Championship Rich Money © vs. Joe Sexy Big Smack Scott vs. Randy Bumfhole I hate BSS so everytime he is booked I will vote for his opponent to beat him. Brandon James vs. Valiant SWF Shooting Star Championship Ladder Match Marc DuBois © vs. Bart Biggz vs. Zimmy Bumfhole Should be a good match Samoan Wildboyz vs. High Concept Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfectedGT Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 SWF World Heavyweight Championship Jack Bruce © vs. Christian Faith Lobster Warrior vs. Runaway Train I like seafood. SWF North American Championship Rich Money © vs. Joe Sexy Big Smack Scott vs. Randy Bumfhole Brandon James vs. Valiant SWF Shooting Star Championship Ladder Match Marc DuBois © vs. Bart Biggz vs. Zimmy Bumfhole Samoan Wildboyz vs. High Concept I'm high on high concept. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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