Enkay Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 Slingshottin' With Easy E By Enkay - So like, I'm using the 2002 mod, set in May. I'm undertaking the role of Eric Bischoff. I'm going to take over TNA in free style mode, totally stealing it out from under Jarrett, who I have under a written deal anyway. Anyway, I just thought it'd be fun to try a real diary this time. But a manly diary. It'll have chest hair, trust me. It could also possibly have Scott Hall versus James Storm in a drinking then peeing off a roof contest. You'll have to read to find out though. - --- http://www.tnawrestling.com/blog/EZE#1 Today, is a grand day, especially for all the citizens of the professional wrestling community. Since April of 2001, who are we kidding...Since January of 2000, competition between the WWF and any other company has ceased to exist.It has been the sports entertainment kingpin for far too long, in my opinion. So, I ask thee to rally together to bring down the corporate monster! Together we shall burn down the tradition of the the World Wrestling Federation. It will burn to the ground, then, in its place, a new promotion will rise. Like a phoenix from the ashes, Total Nonstop Action will rise from the depths of hell, vanquishing the WWF forevermore. No longer will Vince McMahon have free reign over our sport. No longer will "sports entertainment" replace what people used to refer to, affectionately I might add, as Professional Wrestling. Down with the corporation! Down with McMahon! Down with the WWF! - Easy E --- http://www.tnawrestling.com/videos/BischoffIsBack A camera powers to life. Its blurry at first, but after a second, a man is visible. Clad in a leather jacket, cowboy boots and faded blue jeans, this man looked prepared as ever to book some wrestling matches. The man looks familiar, but, not as familiar as when we've last seen him. Because when Eric Bischoff was last seen, his hair had been a tidy looking black. But now, it was shaved gray, and he had more than a hint of a five o'clock shadow. Nonetheless, Bischoff still had that ****-eating grin plastered across his face, and looked happier than ever. "Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to reintroduce myself. I am Eric Bischoff, former VP of WCW, and former David, who I'm sure you'll remember from his epic battle with Goliath. But now, I'm grabbing my slingshot again, and I'm ready to fire another shot at that damned Goliath. Oh and if you're wondering about the new look, I just thought I should be real with you people. Real with myself. Because thats what I want my new product to be. REAL Professional Wrestling. No more bull****. What I am suggesting to bring to you, is an alternative. I know you're all looking for an alternative. There's a whole 6.0 of you halfwits sitting at home, waiting to watch my television show. So prepare yourself, because Eric Bischoff is not finished with professional wrestling. Not for a long shot. But, I feel I'm coming into this as a whole new person. I've learned from my mistakes. Trial and error, as they say. But if I've learned anything, its that controversy...Creates cash. Actions create controversies. So, Total.. Nonstop.. Action...Is that what you people want? Well, Total Nonstop Action is what you're going to get," The camera fades to black, zooming in on Bischoffs pearly whites, before the video message comes to an end. --- http://www.tnawrestling.com/blog/EZE#2 This TNA thing could be huge. Luckily I've found a few major investors, some smart enough to invest a lot of money into my vision. I've also got a worldwide PPV deal secured with Cablevision...Also, I've managed to pull quite a few strings, and sign some lucrative talent to some...Heh, lucrative deals. Expect big stars on the first TNA show, it wont disappoint. - Easy E --- TNA Starting Roster --- Babyface --- Heel --- Sting Randy Savage Rey Mysterio Jr. Scott Steiner Scott Hall Jeff Jarrett Ken Shamrock James Storm Chris Harris AJ Styles --- Product Heavy Traditional Modern Realism Medium Mainstream Cult Daredevil Low Comedy Risque Hardcore Lucha Libre Pure None Hyper Realism Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huntman Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 That contest would easily make this Diary of the Ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoomKing Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 If it doesn't happen...we riot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enkay Posted January 19, 2010 Author Share Posted January 19, 2010 http://www.tnawrestling.com/blog/EZE#3 May 10th, 2002 Almost everything has gone according to plan. The Payperview deal is solid. We've been doing promotional tours for the past week, to much success. Having Sting and Randy Savage under contract never hurts ones popularity. But, to completely contrast the old-school relics we've got set for our Heavyweight division, its time to take the cruiserweights to a whole new level. The thing with cruiserweights is they've always been missing something. That X factor that makes them who they are as professional wrestlers. Which is why I've taken it upon myself to create the all-out, no-limits, X-Division. This will focus on fast-paced, hard-hitting ring action. But, theres a catch, there are to be no weight limits for this division. So any worker who thinks they can handle the intensity of the X Division is free to compete for the Championship. So long as they earn it, like everybody else. We've also received many emails regarding a drinking and peeing contest between Scott Hall and James Storm. The first round has been confirmed for the debut TNA PPV on Saturday May 13th. Matches for the event will be announced shortly. Also in breaking news, TNA has confirmed the signings of 30 active wrestlers over the past week. Abyss - Recently working for NWA AJ Styles - An indy standout who formerly worked for WCW Austin Aries - Another indy standout who has a bright future BG James - The former Road Dogg of New Age Outlaw infamy Bryan Danielson - One of the finest young technical workers on the planet Buff Bagwell - Was one of the hottest prospects in WCW of the late 90s Carly Colon - The son of the legendary Carlos Colon Chris Harris - Talented young brawler from the Mid-South region CM Punk - No drinking, no drugs, no limits. Colt Cabana - A fun, natural babyface from Chicago who works an old-school style. James Storm - Another talented young brawler from the South. Jay Lethal - A 17 year old kid with a lot of potential Jerry Lynn - An experienced worker who can still keep up with young talent Juventud Guerrera - Of WCW fame, The Juice is a good, if arrogant, cruiserweight Konnan - A charismatic luchadore of WCW fame Lex Luger - Was massively popular in the eighties and nineties Little Guido - Became famous as part of ECWs Full Blooded Italians Low-Ki - A stiff worker who is a great talent Marty Jannetty - The bottom half of The Rockers, is still a dependable worker Nigel McGuinness - A young British worker with buttloads of talent Road Warrior Animal - WHHHHAAAAAT A RUUUUSH Road Warrior Hawk - *Doomsday Device* Ron Killings - Formerly K-Kwik in the WWF, thats Whats Up Sabu - Became famous for his hardcore battles in ECW and FMW, is battlescarred and has a great look, but lacks psychology Samoa Joe - He will kill you. He'll kill you all. Shane Douglas - The first ever ECW Champion, never got the big break many thought he deserved Spanky - A talented cruiserweight with natural charisma Steve Corino - A good worker who also hasn't gotten his "big break" yet either Super Crazy - He's Super, he's Crazy, he's a good high-flier too Sylvester Terkay - A talented amateur wrestler, competed against Kurt Angle in an NCAA tournament in the 90s Teddy Hart - A fine cruiserweight from the legendary Hart family, rumored to have attitude problems Vader - It's time, it's time, it's Vader time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobby_McDonald Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 I'm an interested viewer to see how differently you run your TNA to my version. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TakerNGN74 Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 Definately looking forward to this! TakerNGN74 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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