StudioStu Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Just thought we'd goof off and come up with some funny names for finishing moves. My bro-in-law made me laugh by coming up with "The Flying Butt Clamp". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrestling Century Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 How about "The Rebounding Poke"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Peck Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Spinning Sodomy Suplex..... nuff said..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Self Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 It's interesting where your minds went. Butts, pokes, sodomy... Interesting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wade Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 The Jackhammer. Thank you, Mr. Goldberg, for allowing me to laugh throughout my youth to the sound of Schiavone yelling "GOLDBERG JACKHAMMERS HIM!" Good times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cappyboy Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Just thought we'd goof off and come up with some funny names for finishing moves. My bro-in-law made me laugh by coming up with "The Flying Butt Clamp". Reminds me of the Ren & Stimpy wrestling episode. One of their opponents had a "flying butt pliers" as his trademark move. And the butt cheeks actually separated as part of the move. Wouldn't be surprised if a repressed memory of this were his inspiration. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StudioStu Posted January 25, 2010 Author Share Posted January 25, 2010 You know what, he was a huge Ren & Stimpy fan, I wouldn't be suprised! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurningHamster Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 I liked when Brian "Spanky" Kendrick was in his early days and called his two signature moves The Circle Jerk and The Reacharound. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shamelessposer Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 I've always been a fan of CM Punk's "Welcome to Chicago, ************." On a more traditional-ish note, I like the name Shining Wizard and all of the weird variations that have popped up over the years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comradebot Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Back in my e-fedding days, I had an over the top goth character named Ash Darkstone (the idea of him basically being an awesome parody of all the "super serious and DAAARRRKKKK" characters out there). Ash Darkstone's finisher? The Angstlelock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek B Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 One of my extremely "serious" characters had a range of amusing moves that he had learned while travelling around the world including, but not limited to: Argentine Bulldog Submission (side headlock) Kazakhstani Kidney Lock (bear hug) Estonian Eyebuster (eye poke) Venezuelan Uppercut (European uppercut... slightly exaggerated) Armenian Jaw Clap (slap) Japanese Neck Hold (choke) Spinning Entanglement Wheel (small package) Those were most of his small moves... learned from around the world to be slightly more special than any move that anyone else could do. The ultimate move in his arsenal that was so devastating that he never actually used it in the 2 years I ran with him as a character for fear of legitimately killing his opponents, The Brain Hold! Here's the bio for it, in character. "The Brain Hold is without doubt, the single most devastating and terrifying move in all of professionaly wrestling. Already outlawed in 51 states and an automatic disqualification for using it in 68 countries, the Brain Hold has been rumoured to have killed at least three men. Duing my travels, I learned this move and witnesssed it reduce a seven foot giant reduced to nothing in mere moments. I won't describe it here because I'm aware that my fans may try to imitate me. But if you are unfortunate enough to get me angry enough to use this hold, you had better hope I'm feeling merciful because there is no way to reverse the potentially lethal effects of.... The Brain Hold!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cappyboy Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Back in my e-fedding days, I had an over the top goth character named Ash Darkstone (the idea of him basically being an awesome parody of all the "super serious and DAAARRRKKKK" characters out there). Ash Darkstone's finisher? The Angstlelock Dude, if Adam can base the C-Verse on his e-fedding character, surely you can cross Ash Darkstone over into one of your diaries. I'd love to see what the Johannsen brothers would do to him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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