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Funny Finisher Names


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Just thought we'd goof off and come up with some funny names for finishing moves. My bro-in-law made me laugh by coming up with "The Flying Butt Clamp".

 

Reminds me of the Ren & Stimpy wrestling episode. One of their opponents had a "flying butt pliers" as his trademark move. And the butt cheeks actually separated as part of the move. Wouldn't be surprised if a repressed memory of this were his inspiration.

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One of my extremely "serious" characters had a range of amusing moves that he had learned while travelling around the world including, but not limited to:

 

Argentine Bulldog Submission (side headlock)

Kazakhstani Kidney Lock (bear hug)

Estonian Eyebuster (eye poke)

Venezuelan Uppercut (European uppercut... slightly exaggerated)

Armenian Jaw Clap (slap)

Japanese Neck Hold (choke)

Spinning Entanglement Wheel (small package)

 

Those were most of his small moves... learned from around the world to be slightly more special than any move that anyone else could do. :p

 

The ultimate move in his arsenal that was so devastating that he never actually used it in the 2 years I ran with him as a character for fear of legitimately killing his opponents, The Brain Hold! Here's the bio for it, in character. :)

 

"The Brain Hold is without doubt, the single most devastating and terrifying move in all of professionaly wrestling. Already outlawed in 51 states and an automatic disqualification for using it in 68 countries, the Brain Hold has been rumoured to have killed at least three men. Duing my travels, I learned this move and witnesssed it reduce a seven foot giant reduced to nothing in mere moments. I won't describe it here because I'm aware that my fans may try to imitate me. But if you are unfortunate enough to get me angry enough to use this hold, you had better hope I'm feeling merciful because there is no way to reverse the potentially lethal effects of.... The Brain Hold!"

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Back in my e-fedding days, I had an over the top goth character named Ash Darkstone (the idea of him basically being an awesome parody of all the "super serious and DAAARRRKKKK" characters out there).

 

Ash Darkstone's finisher?

 

The Angstlelock

 

Dude, if Adam can base the C-Verse on his e-fedding character, surely you can cross Ash Darkstone over into one of your diaries. I'd love to see what the Johannsen brothers would do to him. :)

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