RIPW: The Ballad of Henry Lee

Eisen-verse · November 25, 2010

I just wanted to inform anyone that reads this that I have decided to put it on hiatus. I just do not feel like writing it right now. However, I know the bug will bite me at some point and I will want to continue so when that happens I shall bring it back.

I would also like to thank all of the people who have taken the time to read and comment in this diary. You helped this to get to the 6000 view mark and that is not too shaby. So I thank you all and I shall return.

It comes and it goes; however, it's evident that you love this forum as most of us do as well. Sometimes it's best to just get away for a bit, focus on something new, and maybe you'll find yourself motivated in the end. Either way, you know you'll have a loyal following once you make your return.

I wish you comfort in your hiatus!

BYU 14 · November 25, 2010

I just wanted to inform anyone that reads this that I have decided to put it on hiatus. I just do not feel like writing it right now. However, I know the bug will bite me at some point and I will want to continue so when that happens I shall bring it back.

I would also like to thank all of the people who have taken the time to read and comment in this diary. You helped this to get to the 6000 view mark and that is not too shaby. So I thank you all and I shall return.

I'll be on board when you bring it back, most of this was done during my hiatus and after reading through I am sorry I missed out.

TakerNGN74 · November 25, 2010

I am sorry to hear that but dynasty writers need to take one every once in a while. The longest one I took was between my 08 NOTBPW dynasty and my 2010 CGC Dynasty otherwise I have never taken one but they are needed. Hope this comes back sooner than later because it really is a great read.

BHK1978 · November 25, 2010

It comes and it goes; however, it's evident that you love this forum as most of us do as well. Sometimes it's best to just get away for a bit, focus on something new, and maybe you'll find yourself motivated in the end. Either way, you know you'll have a loyal following once you make your return.

I wish you comfort in your hiatus!

I'll be on board when you bring it back, most of this was done during my hiatus and after reading through I am sorry I missed out.

I am sorry to hear that but dynasty writers need to take one every once in a while. The longest one I took was between my 08 NOTBPW dynasty and my 2010 CGC Dynasty otherwise I have never taken one but they are needed. Hope this comes back sooner than later because it really is a great read.

Thank you all very much! I will not be leaving the boards, I will just be putting this on the backburner for some time. I have been neglecting my other diary on this board and to be honest I enjoy that diary a bit more than this one.

Also, with this diary I made the mistake of not playing in advance. With my NYCW diary I was five shows in (played and written) before I started the diary up. With this diary, I play it and for the next week I write the show and then post it. I think if I play it deeper and write more shows and then post them it will be better for me.

TakerNGN74 · November 25, 2010

Whatever works for you, honestly not everyone writes the same each and every writer has their niche. Some have found theirs and some havent but that is the way that it goes. Like I said I hope that you come back sooner rather than later but all in all its up to you don't let what anyone says sway your decision in anyway. Again thanks for the read!

michgcs · November 25, 2010

Either way, you know you'll have a loyal following once you make your return.

I wish you comfort in your hiatus!

This.

BHK1978 · December 31, 2010

The following video is on RIPW.com

[We go to the locker room where we see Too Hot sitting down on a metal chair. There is an older man, who is presumably a doctor, looking at the Too Hot‘s left eye which appears to have a shiner around it.]

Doctor: You should be fine Jason. I would recommend that you put some ice in a towel and apply it to your eye. You said you were not suffering from any headaches and so I think you shall be all right. If you have any headaches, dizziness, blood in the eye, or loss of consciousness you should got to the hospital right away. Other than that, you seem to be in good shape and other than the nasty black eye you are sporting, I see nothing physically wrong with you. Take care Mr. Evans.

[The doctor walks off camera and Too Hot looks directly into the camera. He has a wicked smirk on his face.]

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Too Hot: Jason Evans gotta take his hat off and give credit were credit is due. Blackjack Robbins, you big ugly, you gave Jason Evans one hell of a fight tonight. You also gave Jason Evans this nasty black eye.

[Too Hot points at his eye as the camera zooms in on it. The camera zooms out and Too Hot continues speaking.]

Too Hot: But Jason Evans aint here to talk about Blackjack. No his ugly ass is gone from here; no Jason Evans wants to address what Rudy Velasquez did to him tonight. You see Jason Evans did not appreciate this piece of crap coming into Jason Evans territory and attacking him.

Rudy, Jason Evans knows you are some big deal down in Puerto Rico. Jason Evans knows you are the co-holder of the tag team championships down there. Jason Evans knows you used to work in Dave and that you are from Brooklyn. Yes, Jason Evans is aware of all of that.

But you know what? Jason Evans don’t care about any of that! You came into Jason Evans’ house and put the boots to him. Now Jason Evans heard before you were escorted out of here that you were saying the reason why you kicked Jason Evans’ ass is because you think Jason Evans is a poser because Jason Evans comes from Fargo, North Dakota.

Well Jason Evans wants you to know that he aint no poser. Jason Evans was born in Fargo, true that. But Jason Evans was raised in the Chad Brown Housing Projects in Providence, Rhode Island. Now you might think you are harder than Jason Evans because you be from Bed-Stuy, but poor is poor aint no matter were you be from.

So Rudy, Jason Evans really hopes that yo ass gets an RIPW contract, cuz Jason Evans is looking forward to kicking yo ass back to Bed-Stuy or Puerto Rico or whatever gutter you call home.

Cuz one, two Jay Evans is coming for you, three, four better lock your door, five, six grab a crucifix, seven, eight ya better stay up late, nine, ten I’m gonna kick your ass again. And if you don’t know now you know…fool.

[The camera slowly pulls away and the video ends.]

To the few people that read this, yes it is coming back. I have one and a half shows in the can as of right now. When I get the second show written I shall post the next show on here.

I really do not have a time table because I hate to do that. I did that with my NYCW diary and I always missed when I said I was going to post. What I probably will end up doing is at the very least one more post before I put up the picks thing, which will be an updated roster list.

And once again I thank each and everyone who has taken the time to read this. And I hope each and everyone of you have a safe and happy new year.

20LEgend · December 31, 2010

I started late with this diary but really like it, in some part because its Henry Lee, who is one of my favourite cversers from the 2010 game world and also that you have a unique roster and a unique promotion to work with, I'll be predicting!

BHK1978 · January 5, 2011

Here is the current RIPW roster (as of January 05, 2011 real time). This list will be updated as people come in and people leave:

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Wrestlers:

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Hollywood Hank

Heel

Hometown: Beverley Hills, California

Weight: 167 lbs.

Height: 5’10

Entrance Theme: Simply The Best by Tina Turner

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Too Hot

Face

Hometown: Fargo, North Dakota

Weight: 200 lbs.

Height: 5’11

Entrance Theme: Let Me Clear My Throat by DJ Kool

International Superstar Cowboy Stuart Ferdinand

Heel

Hometown: New Braunfels, Texas

Weight: 256 lbs.

Height: 6’3

Entrance Theme: This Life by Curtis Stigers & The Forest Rangers

Raphael

Face

Hometown: Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Weight: 155 lbs.

Height: 5’8

Entrance Theme: I Want It That Way by The Backstreet Boys

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Kintarō

Heel

Hometown: Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Weight: 181 lbs.

Height: 5’10

Entrance Theme: Michael Meyers’ Halloween Theme Song by John Carpenter

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Donte Dunn

Face

Hometown: Bridgetown, Barbados

Weight: 233 lbs.

Height: 6'1

Entrance Theme: Run This Town by Jay Z featuring Rihanna & Kanye West

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Jared Johnson

Heel

Hometown: Durham, North Carolina

Weight: 197 lbs.

Height: 5'10

Entrance Theme: Whatta Man by Salt 'N' Pepa and En Vogue

Brendan Idol

Face

Hometown: Carlsbad, California

Weight: 212 lbs.

Height: 6'0

Entrance Theme:Tubthumping by Chumbawamba

Justin Sensitive

Heel

Hometown: Federal Hill in Providence, Rhode Island

Weight: 172 lbs.

Height: 5’10

Entrance Theme: Volare by Dean Martin

Dutch Wilkes

Face

Hometown: Boston, Massachusetts

Weight: 205 lbs.

Height: 5’9

Entrance Theme: Dirty Water by The Standells

Rudy Velasquez

Heel

Hometown: Brooklyn, New York

Weight: 165 lbs.

Height: 5'9

Entrance Theme: How I Could Just Kill A Man by Cypress Hill

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Jebediah

Face

Hometown: Lancaster County, Pennsylvania

Weight: 363 lbs.

Height: 6’11

Entrance Theme: Amish Paradise by Weird Al Yankovic

Jerry Martin

Heel

Hometown: Ottawa, Ontario, Canada

Weight: 230 lbs.

Height: 6’1

Entrance Theme: Psycho Killer by The Talking Heads

Leftie Wilkes

Face

Hometown: Boston Massachusetts

Weight: 213 lbs.

Height: 5’10

Entrance Theme: Dirty Water by The Standells

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Sky King

Heel

Hometown: Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Weight: 159 lbs.

Height: 5’9

Entrance Theme: Michael Meyers’ Halloween Theme Song by John Carpenter

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Running Wolf

Face

Hometown: Mashantucket, Connecticut

Weight: 297 lbs.

Height: 6’6

Entrance Theme: Run to the Hills by Iron Maiden

Zachary Inc

Heel

Hometown: Detroit, Michigan

Weight: 218 lbs.

Height: 5'11

Entrance Theme: For Your Love by the Yardbirds

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Running Bear

Face

Hometown: Mashantucket, Connecticut

Weight: 161 lbs.

Height: 5’10

Entrance Theme: Run to the Hills by Iron Maiden

Johnny Boy

Heel

Hometown: Federal Hill in Providence, Rhode Island

Weight: 158 lbs.

Height: 5’9

Entrance Theme: Volare by Dean Martin

Morgan Malone

Face

Hometown: Calgary, Alberta, Canada

Weight: 5'7

Height: 155 lbs.

Entrance Theme: Somewhere I Belong by Linkin Park

Sonic S. Thompson

Heel

Hometown: Fear and Loathing, Las Vegas, Nevada

Weight: 138

Height: 5'7

Entrance Theme: For Your Love by the Yardbirds

Managers:

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Miss Masterson

Heel

Hometown: Oshawa, Ontario, Canada

Heather B.

Face

Hometown: London, Ontario, Canada

Brian Cash-Man

Heel

Hometown: New York City, New York

Entrance Theme: Theme from New York, New York by Frank Sinatra

Announcer:

Rob L Miskovsky

Color Commentator:

Mayhem Midden

Interviewer:

Sue Danes

Referee:

David Poker

Owner / Road Agent:

Professor Nero

Tag Teams:

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Canadian Hit Squad (Kintarō & Sky King)

Entrance Theme: Michael Meyers’ Halloween Theme Song by John Carpenter

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The Young Braves (Running Bear & Running Wolf)

Entrance Theme: Run to the Hills by Iron Maiden

The Kings of Federal Hill (Johnny Boy & Justin Sensitive)

Entrance Theme: Volare by Dean Martin

The Wilkes Brothers (Leftie and Dutch)

Entrance Theme: Dirty Water by The Standells

Jerry's Kids (Zachary Inc. & Sonic S. Thompson)

Entrance Theme: For Your Love by the Yardbirds

Stables:

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The Evil Empire (Hollywood Hank, Kintaro, Sky King, Brian Cash-Man)

Entrance Theme: Theme from New York, New York by Frank Sinatra

In order to view the entrance themes on You Tube, just click the picture of the worker. Warning not all of the music is suitable for younger readers please keep that in mind while viewing the links. I realize that some of the links lead to dead pages, I just did not feel like looking up new links to the various songs.

BHK1978 · January 5, 2011

I started late with this diary but really like it, in some part because its Henry Lee, who is one of my favourite cversers from the 2010 game world and also that you have a unique roster and a unique promotion to work with, I'll be predicting!

Thank you very much, it is always good to have a new person willing to give this diary a shot!

michgcs · January 5, 2011

the roster rundown is nice and all, but bring on the show!

Purple Cowboy · January 5, 2011

I'm back reading! Although I have to reread the whole thing again I think.

BHK1978 · January 6, 2011

I'm back reading! Although I have to reread the whole thing again I think.

Well I wrote this and I am not sure I would want to go over and read it again. Seriously though I am gald to have you reading this. I always felt your diaries were a great read, so I am glad you are taking the time to read this.

the roster rundown is nice and all, but bring on the show!

Ask and you shall receive:

RIPW presents: Halloween Hell 2010

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=RobLMiskovsky_alt1.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RobLMiskovsky_alt1.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> By Rob L. Miskovsky

Well RIPW fans we are going to have one fantastic show for you when we return to Boston, Massachusetts at Biker’s Paradise on Saturday, October 23, 2010. The event is going to be called Halloween Hell 2010, despite the fact that we have had various religious groups emailing us strongly worded emails telling us to change the name of the show.

On this night, we shall see Rudy Velasquez’s RIPW, in ring debut as he takes on Morgan Malone. Just because Rudy is new here to RIPW does not mean he has not been around the track a few times. This current FCW Tag Team Champion plans to destroy the rookie Morgan Malone. I caught up with Rudy to get his thoughts on his opponent. He had the following to say:

“Who is it I’m fighting? Morgan Malone? I don’t matter who he be, I ain’t never heard of him. He just gonna be the first in a long line of assault victims here in RIPW. I ain’t tripping when it comes to fighting someone I ain’t ever heard of ese. I’m just gonna beat the life out of him, much like I will when I get my hands on that wanna be gangsta Too Hot. Viva la raza!

Well it would appear that Rudy does not have an ounce of respect for his rookie opponent. That could end up being a costly error on his part.

Also on the card, we shall see Stuart Ferdinand taking on Too Hot. Now I know the fans on RIPW.com have been asking us why it is not Too Hot vs. Rudy Velasquez after what Rudy did to Too Hot last month. Well that is a very valid question, one that I asked RIPW Commissioner Henry Lee. The commissioner had this to say:

“Personally, I would have loved to book Too Hot and Rudy. I feel that it is only right that Too Hot gets his chance at payback for what Rudy did to him on our previous show. However, this match between Too Hot and Stuart Ferdinand was booked two months ago and at that time Rudy was not a member of our roster. In fact, mister Velasquez just signed an RIPW contract three days ago. Therefore, my hands are tied. I can hardly be expected to move an entire card around just for one grudge match.”

I for one am not the least bit bothered by the fact that Too Hot versus Rudy is not going to be on the card. The pent up rage that Too Hot has will be boiling over when he and Rudy face each other and the longer Too Hot has to wait the more rage he will have. So when they finally meet in the ring, well folks it will be one humdinger of a match.

Finally, we are going to see the Brian Cash-Man lead Evil Empire taking on Donte Dunn and The Wilkes Brothers in a six-man match. This should be a very interesting match, especially after what Donte Dunn did to Brian Cash-Man the General Manager of The Evil Empire. Not only did Donte spurn Brian Cash-Man’s offer to join The Evil Empire, he also shoved Cash-Man to the ground. I caught up with Donte to get an account of what exactly was going through his mind when he decided not to join The Evil Empire. He had the following to say:

“It is all about loyalty brotha. Da Evil Empire has never done nothing for me, while The Wilkes Brothas have shown me nothing but kindness. In fact, right now I am staying at Leftie’s apartment right now. He is letting me sleep on his couch until I get on me feet.

I may have been able to make lots of money with Brian Cash-Man. But der is nothing in dis world that can replace borthahood and friendship.”

Truer words have never been spoken. Well I hope you fans in Massachusetts and the surrounding states can come out to support our show. Because as you can see it is going to be one humdinger of a card!

That is it for this month so come on down to Biker’s Paradise in Boston, Massachusetts and witness what is sure to be another great RIPW event! The show starts at 8:00 p.m. and doors open at 7:00 p.m. So come early and make sure enjoy the show!

[Heels on the right/Faces on the left]

International Superstar Cowboy Stuart Ferdinand vs. Too Hot
The Kings of Federal Hill vs. The Young Braves
Jared Johnson vs. Jebediah
The Evil Empire vs. Donte Dunn & The Wilkes Brothers
Rudy Velasquez vs. Morgan Malone

Okay there will be changes to this diary. I am no longer going to do match ratings. Why? Because I am lazy! I never hold shows under the letter ratings, I always hold them under the number rating. So every time I would post a show I would have to switch to letters. Unless I get a really low rating on a segment (which I view as a badge of honor), I will not post it.

Also, the Roger and Henry Lee post-show segments might be cut. I am still thinking that over. This will probably be less the Ballad of Henry Lee but I am not sure how much either added to this diary.

I have a question for my readers, are the shows to long? It is weird, I know I suck at match write-ups but I still tend to find myself writing these long match write-ups. I try to cover my lack of write-up skills with long promos and talking about the wrestler's entrances, and I realize that it makes the write-ups longer than necessary.

Once again I thank all of the people who take the time to read and post in this diary.

Big Roguey · January 6, 2011

International Superstar Cowboy Stuart Ferdinand vs. Too Hot

The Kings of Federal Hill vs. The Young Braves

Jared Johnson vs. Jebediah

The Evil Empire vs. Donte Dunn & The Wilkes Brothers

Rudy Velasquez vs. Morgan Malone

I'm fine with the show lengths btw.

20LEgend · January 6, 2011

International Superstar Cowboy Stuart Ferdinand vs. Too Hot

The Kings of Federal Hill vs. The Young Braves

Jared Johnson vs. Jebediah

The Evil Empire vs. Donte Dunn & The Wilkes Brothers

Rudy Velasquez vs. Morgan Malone

eayragt · January 6, 2011

International Superstar Cowboy Stuart Ferdinand vs. Too Hot

You know me, I'm going to pick Ferdinand just about whenever I can.

The Kings of Federal Hill vs. The Young Braves

Jared Johnson vs. Jebediah

The Evil Empire vs. Donte Dunn & The Wilkes Brothers

Rudy Velasquez vs. Morgan Malone

moon_lit_tears · January 6, 2011

International Superstar Cowboy Stuart Ferdinand vs. Too Hot

The Kings of Federal Hill vs. The Young Braves

Jared Johnson vs. Jebediah

The Evil Empire vs. Donte Dunn & The Wilkes Brothers

Rudy Velasquez vs. Morgan Malone

Jingo · January 6, 2011

International Superstar Cowboy Stuart Ferdinand vs. Too Hot

The Kings of Federal Hill vs. The Young Braves

Jared Johnson vs. Jebediah

The Evil Empire vs. Donte Dunn & The Wilkes Brothers

Rudy Velasquez vs. Morgan Malone

michgcs · January 7, 2011

International Superstar Cowboy Stuart Ferdinand vs. Too Hot

The Kings of Federal Hill vs. The Young Braves

Jared Johnson vs. Jebediah

The Evil Empire vs. Donte Dunn & The Wilkes Brothers

Rudy Velasquez vs. Morgan Malone

jesseewiak · January 7, 2011

Superstar Cowboy Stuart Ferdinand vs. Too Hot - Rudy causes the loss

The Kings of Federal Hill vs. The Young Braves - DCO

Jared Johnson vs. Jebediah

The Evil Empire vs. Donte Dunn & The Wilkes Brothers

Rudy Velasquez vs. Morgan Malone

TakerNGN74 · January 7, 2011

Glad to have ya back BHK

International Superstar Cowboy Stuart Ferdinand vs. Too Hot

The Kings of Federal Hill vs. The Young Braves

Jared Johnson vs. Jebediah

The Evil Empire vs. Donte Dunn & The Wilkes Brothers

Rudy Velasquez vs. Morgan Malone

BHK1978 · January 9, 2011

RIPW Presents: Halloween Hell 2010

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Saturday, October 23, 2010

Biker’s Paradise, Boston, Massachusetts

Attendance: 141

Show Rating: E

[The show begins in the backstage area, we see Professor Nero who is looking directly into the camera. He begins to address the audience.]

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Professor Nero: I am a fragile old man in the swansong of my life. As much as I loathe admitting it, I am no longer able to protect myself against my younger aggressive workers. Two months ago, a psychopath who no longer works for this company viciously and maliciously mauled me.

My physical wounds from that attack have long since healed. All that is left is a slight pain in my right foot that causes me to limp. Although my physical pain is all but gone, my emotional pain still lingers. This is my company and I am afraid to walk among my employees. This is because I never know when one of my employees will take it upon themselves to attack me because they are not fond of a decision I made.

I am not proud to admit this fear…not proud at all. I know you fans will mock me for admitting that I am a scared old man. However, I do not care. I have a valid reason to be afraid.

It is because of this fear that I have decided to hire myself some protection. Come on over here…

[Zachary Inc. walks on screen; he pauses for a moment to catch his breath.]

Professor Nero: I asked Zachary how much that fool Jerry Martin was paying him and when Zachary told me the amount, I told him that I would triple it. And it was totally worth it, because now I have someone that has a vested interest in watching my back at all times. Never again will one of my employees put their filthy hands on me. Is that not right Zachary?

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Zachary Inc: That’s right boss (he takes a deep breath because he has become winded once again), you paid and I shall protect. You see…

[Just then Zachary‘s Jerry Kid partner Sonic S. Thompson walks on screen. Sonic looks around in a rather paranoid fashion. Nero looks at Zachary (who is still very much out of breath) as if to say, “Why is he here?” and Zachary just shrugs his shoulders.]

Professor Nero: Ah, can I help you son?

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Sonic S. Thompson: These walls they are breathing. I must conquer the beast that lives inside them before he kills us all.

[sonic looks around for a moment at nothing in particular. He then looks at Professor Nero and he points at him.]

Sonic S. Thompson: You there sir, you voted for Gerald R. Ford so that the communist would not take over Pittsburgh. I must enlist you in the fight against the wall monster.

[Nero looks at Zachary once more and Zachary laughs (in between trying to catch his breath) and shakes his head. Sonic looks at Nero for a bit and then walks off screen.]

Professor Nero: I hope you know that I am only paying for your services. That whack job is not being paid by me. If you want to pay him out of the money that, I am paying you, well that is fine. However, I refuse to let someone who is insane protect me…

Zachary Inc: Fair enough (takes a deep breath) boss.

[The segment comes to an end and we are now taken to the main arena floor. The arena is pitch black save for a few lighters being lit in the crowd. A spotlight comes on and begins to circle the arena, we then see Rob and Mayhem standing at the announcer‘s desk which is perched in a balcony high above the arena floor.]

Rob L. Miskovsky: Hello and welcome wrestling fans to Halloween Hell 2010! We have a humdinger of a card for you tonight, as we are coming to you live from Boston, Massachusetts! I’m Rob L. Miskovsky and I am standing along side my broadcasting partner Mayhem Midden.

Mayhem, tonight we are going to see The Evil Empire take on The Wilkes Brothers and Donte Dunn in what is sure to be a humdinger of a match!

Mayhem Midden: Well humdinger is not what I would say…oh yeah…dig it! But it will be great to see Brian Cash-Man and The Evil Empire enact revenge against that little punk Donte Dunn. Maybe Donte will learn the valuable lesson that you do not piss Brian Cash-Man off...dig it!

Rob L. Miskovsky: Well we shall see about that. Now let us talk about the opening match of the night between The Kings of Federal Hill and The Young Braves. These two teams have been battling each other for a few months now. Their war really seems to be a tit for tat type war with one team winning one month, only to have the other team win the next month. Mayhem, what is your pick for tonight?

Mayhem Midden: I pick The Kings of Federal Hill to win this match…oh yeah. They almost have to win tonight because they were embarrassed by an inferior team last month and they have to make up for it…dig it! I can’t see there being anyway for the Indians to pick up a will and Johnny Boy and Justin mean business tonight.

Rob L. Miskovsky: Well I think you are selling The Young Braves short when you call them an inferior team. However, we shall see which team comes out on top as the match is about to begin shortly. Let us go down to the ring for our opening match…

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The Kings of Federal Hill vs. The Young Braves

[Volare by Dean Martin starts to play over the arena‘s sound system. A few seconds later The Kings of Federal Hill step out from behind the backstage curtain. The fans immediately greeted them with boos. A chant of “You are Guidos!” also begins as the two men make their way down to the ring.

When they get in front of Rowdy Roger, Roger yells out:]

Rowdy Roger: You’re going down tonight you stupid guidos!

[Johnny Boy looks at Roger and then gives him the under the chin salute. The Kings enter the ring and Johnny Boy goes over to the ring announcer and gets the microphone and says:]

Johnny Boy: Last month youz Indians screwed us out of a victory! Youz got a cheap victory, cuz just like youz guys ancestors, youz have to attack from behind. Youz aint men enough to face us face-to-face.

Well let me tell ya something right now! Tonight youz aint gonna schoolboy me or Justin. And by da time we are done with youz, youz are gonna wanna go back to the reservation!

[Johnny Boy hands the microphone back to the ring announcer and waits for the Braves to come out. A few seconds later, Run to the Hills by Iron Maiden begins to play over the arena‘s sound system and out from the backstage curtain come The Young Braves. Much like last month The Kings do not wait for The Braves to enter the ring. Instead all four men start brawling before the match is officially underway.]

Match: This match is pretty much what you would expect out of these two (it does seem that they only fight each other). The Braves got on offense very early on and were almost dominating The Kings. However, at the mid-way point of the match The King took over using classic heel double team moves.

One thing that was noticeable tonight was the fact that Johnny Boy seemed to be off of his game, often missing spots throughout the match. Towards the end of the match Running Bear managed to get in a flurry of offense in. However, it would not be enough as Justin Sensitive hit Running Bear with the Forgetaboutit and then proceeded to cover him for the pin and the victory.

Winners: The Kings of Federal Hill

Time: 10:24

[We are now taken to the backstage area, we see Brian Cash-Man and The Evil Empire (Hollywood Hank and The Canadian Hit Squad) standing in what appears to be their locker room.]

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Brian Cash-Man: Donte Dunn, last month you made the biggest mistake of your short miserable career, when you decided to put your hands on me. For months now, I have been offering you the world. How do you repay me? By shoving me to the ground like a sack of potatoes!

I could have made you one of the most dominate members on this piss ant promotion’s roster. However, you decided you would rather be a loser. Well that is fine and dandy because tonight you are going to realize what a huge mistake you made when you sided with those two dumb asses The Wilkes Brothers!

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Hollywood Hank: Donte, there comes a time in life when you have to step up and do the right thing. Last month said opportunity presented itself to you. Despite the fact of how loud opportunity knocked on your door, you slammed the door. Thus ending any chance you had of joining the most elite franchise in the history of this dime store company. You had your chance to be great, but you chose the path of mediocrity instead.

Now tonight you and you two boys are going to have to step into the ring with us. Not only are you going to have to face the best tag team in this promotion you are also going to have to face me, the greatest wrestler in this promotion. With that being said, you have to look at yourself in the mirror and ask yourself, was it really worth it.

Was it really worth turning down the chance to be apart of the most elite wrestling franchise in the history of this promotion? I would not want to surround myself with losers like you have. Was it really worth turning down the chance to stay in five star hotels? Those rats in your motel room must be really annoying. Was it really worth turning down the chance of being dropped off at the arena in a limo? I mean those rental cars must really suck.

You had your chance to live in the lap of luxury, and yet you threw it all away. Well after tonight I am sure, you will be asking yourself all of the questions that I have just posed to you. I have a feeling when you are cleaning the blood off your face; you will look in the mirror and say no!

[We now go back to the ring, inside the ring standing in the center of the ring is Miss Masterson who is once again wearing a schoolgirl outfit, much to the delight of every straight man in the arena and some of the women as well. She has the microphone in her right hand and she begins to speak.]

Miss Masterson: Ladies and gentlemen, it is my honor to present to you the man that every man wants to be and every woman wants to be with. The embodiment of a walking god, prepare to feast your eyes on Simply Amazing Jared Johnson!

[What a Man by Salt-n-Pepa and En Vogue begins to play over the arena‘s sound system and a few moments later Jared Johnson steps out from behind the backstage curtain to a chorus of boos. Jared just looks at the crowd and smiles as he struts down to the ring.

Finally, when he gets to ringside, he orders Miss Masterson to hold open the ropes for him so that he may enter the ring. Miss Masterson complies, and Jared enters the ring. He then walks to the center of the ring and stands there for a moment. The smile on his face just exudes arrogance. Jared then proceeds to take the microphone from Miss Masterson and begins to address the crowd.]

Jared Johnson: What I would like to have right now is for all you fat, out of shape, Boston boozehounds to keep the noise down while I show you what a living god looks like.

[Miss Masterson gets behind Jared and removes his ring robe. The fans really boo over this; some fans even throw garbage towards the ring. Jared covers up the microphone for a minute and asks Miss Masterson for the key to his hotel room. She proceeds to take the key out from in between her breasts. Miss Masterson then hands the key over to Jared.]

Jared Johnson: This right here in my left hand is a key to my hotel room. Tonight one of you lucky ladies in the audience is going to get this key. That is right ladies; you will be flying high on cloud nine. And when I am through with you, you can tell all your friends what it was like to be in the presence of a god! Let me see…

[Jared puts his hand up to his forehead and searches the crowd. He then turns to Miss Masterson and says:]

Jared Johnson: Wow, what was I thinking? Of course, there is not one woman in this crowd that is worthy enough to be in my presence. This is Boston after all…the women in the crowd tonight give new meaning to the classic song who let the dogs out. I guess that means Miss Masterson you have earned this key tonight once again…

[Miss Masterson giggles with delight and starts to clap her hands as she jumps up and down upon hearing the news that she is key worthy on this night.]

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Jared Johnson with Miss Masterson vs. Jebediah

[Amish Paradise by Weird Al Yankovic begins to play and it elicits no crowd response what so ever. A few moments later Jebediah steps out from behind the backstage curtain without much fanfare. Jebediah just slowly walks down to the ring slapping the fans hands (what very there actually are wanting to slap his hand) he then enters the ring.]

Match: This match was a lot better than most of the previous matches with Jebediah in it. Heck, Jared made Jebediah look like a world-beater in this match, bumping all over the place for the big Amish man.

However, much like last month Miss Masterson and the room key of doom would be the deciding factor in this match. Jared Johnson pinned Jebediah, referee David Poker made the count. However, Jebediah kicked out before Poker could count three. Jared gets up enraged at David Poker for counting so slowly, he begins to argue with Poker. Conveniently, he manages to obscure Poker‘s view of Jebediah.

It is at this point that Miss Masterson takes out the room key of doom and begins stabbing Jebediah in the forehead with it. Finally, she stops stabbing him when Jared stops arguing with David Poker. Jebediah is clutching his face in pain as Jared goes to cover him. Jebediah is in too much agony to think about the fact that he is about to lose the match. Therefore, Jared Johnson picks up the victory.

Winner: Jared Johnson

Time: 10:17

[Not happy with just getting a victory over Jebediah, Jared asks Miss Masterson for the room key of doom and upon getting the key; he tries to stab Jebediah in the eye with it. The big Amish kid fights Jared off, not allowing him to get near his eye. A few moments later, Raphael comes out from the backstage area wearing an eye patch over his left eye. He storms the ring in an effort to protect Jebediah from Jared.

Jared, wanting no part of Raphael slides underneath the bottom ring rope and he and Miss Masterson run to the backstage area while Raphael checks on Jebediah.]

[We are now taken to Henry Lee‘s office. How do we know it is Henry Lee‘s office? Well Henry is sitting at a desk pretending to do official looking stuff. Therefore, it must be his office. Jerry Martin enters Henry‘s office, Jerry has a crazed look on his face.]

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Henry Lee: Ah, Jerry so glad you could make it. You and I need to have a chat…

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Jerry Martin: Oh, I love chats! Especially when I get to speak to my idol. Did you ask me here to compliment me on my recent work?

[Jerry now looks at Henry almost like a child would when they are trying to get their parent‘s approval.]

Henry Lee: Um, not exactly. I mean yes I want to talk to you about your recent work…but…I do not want to compliment you on it per se…

[Jerry looks miffed about the fact that Henry does not want to compliment him.]

Jerry Martin: Oh, well then do you want to thank me for being a friend? I mean I will travel down the road and back again. You know my heart is true; I am a pal and a confidant. And if you threw a party and invited everyone you knew, you would see the biggest gift would be for me, and trust me it would be hardcore, and the card attached would say…

[Henry clearly agitated cuts off Jerry before he can finish singing the theme to the Golden Girls.]

Henry Lee: No, I want to tell you to stop butchering people after your match is done. I mean these people have families to feed. I cannot have you beating them with your kendo stick. That is not hardcore, that is just wrong…

Jerry Martin: Wrong? I thought my beat downs of the non-hardcore would impress you. I thought the thrill of watching these traditional wrestlers getting beat over and over again would make you happy. If it has not done so, what shall I do? What is hardcore enough that it will impress you my mentor?

Henry Lee: First things first you are not my protégé; you are just some lost sadistic, demented kid who is looking for approval. And I must say, your in ring work has improved over the past couple of months. And that has impressed me.

However, the senseless beatings have not. There is no need to do that. That is not hardcore, it is just sadism and I cannot have it happen here in RIPW. Look at what just happened in the last match, Jared Johnson stabbed Jebediah in the forehead with a key! That is unnecessary and uncalled for. I do not want to see that stuff and I am sure our fans do not want to see it either…

[A huge sadistic grin creeps across the face of Jerry upon hearing this.]

Jerry Martin: Oh, I see…I hear what you are telling me…you want me to give Jared Johnson a hardcore beat down with Deanna.

Henry Lee: No…no…no…that is the exact opposite of what I want you to do. I do not want you to hit anyone in this company with your kendo stick! That crap has to stop! This is not Pittsburgh where you can hit people in the head with frying pans…

You want to impress me. Next month I want you just to wrestle. No kendo stick or any other kind of weapons. I want you to go out there and just wrestle. If you do that, you will have my approval. You go out there and you put in a one hundred percent effort that will be hardcore enough for me. Okay?

[Jerry looks sheepishly down at the floor, not wanting to make eye contact with Henry.]

Jerry Martin: Yeah I guess…I really wanted to take Deanna and use her on someone though…

[Jerry leaves the office with head hung low, disappointed in the fact that he has yet to impress his idol. Henry mutters to himself:]

Henry Lee: There is something not right about that kid…

[We now transition to another part of the backstage area where we see Sue Danes standing along side Rudy Velasquez. Sue, who is wearing a short tight black dress, does not look at all comfortable standing next to Rudy.]

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Sue Danes: Wud up peeps! It’s ya girl Sue and I standing by here with Rudy Velasquez. Rudy last month you totally attacked Too Hot out of nowhere. Why did you do that?

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Rudy Velasquez: That be a good question shortie. The reason why I came here to RIPW is to beat up on that fool Too Hot, cuz he is just that…a fool. Too Hot, you claim you come from the streets ese! Let me ask you dis homes, what kinda street life they have in Fargo, North Dakota? What you gotta fight moose up there or something?

You don’t come from da streets, and that is why I am here. Cuz you need to be taught a lesson ese. You need to learn that you can’t claim to be something you’re not. You didn’t grow up in the projects of Bed-Stuy, where the rats were bigger than the dogs. You didn’t have to listen to gunfire every night. Nah, homes you aint hood and you aint street. You just a fool, trying to act like you are.

Well I aint down with dat homes. You see I am from da streets, and I’m one loco son of a…yeah I can’t say that on here. Anyways ese, you’re gonna find out what it is like to be a victim of an assault, much like the fool I am about to fight next. I’m outta here…Viva la raza.

Sue Danes: Um…okay, well…back to you Rob…

Rob L. Miskovsky: I can’t believe that Rudy’s entire purpose in coming here to RIPW was just because he feels Too Hot is a poser. I mean come on, that is hardly a good enough reason to attack another person…

Mayhem Midden: Are you kidding? That is a great reason to attack another person…oh yeah…dig it! In fact I once beat up a macho man because he kept on saying my catchphrases, heck the dude even looked at me…dig it!

Rob L. Miskovsky: Um…well okay…that sounds like a personal issue. Let us get down to the ring for our next match…

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Morgan Malone vs. Rudy Velasquez

[somewhere I Belong by Linkin Park begins to play and a few moments later Morgan Malone steps out from behind the backstage curtain. With him being new and all (and viewed as a jobber), the fans offer little to no reaction to him. Morgan enters the ring and waits for Rudy.]

[How I Could Just Kill a Man by Cypress Hill begins to play over the arena‘s sound system and seconds later Rudy Velasquez steps out from behind the backstage curtain. He has the flag of Puerto Rico draped over his shoulders and he is wearing a New York Mets hat. He flashes some gang signs towards the camera for a minute and then he slowly walks down to the right, while the crowd showers him with boos. A Yankees suck chant begins as Rudy enters the ring. Rudy walks over to the ring announcer and grabs the microphone from him.]

Rudy Velasquez: Man I guess Brian Cash-Man is right about you people being idiots. I aint wearing no Yankees hat this is a Mets hat! You know the team that Bill Buckner made that little error against…

[Rudy chuckles to himself as the crowd really erupts into a chorus of boos, upon hearing the Bill Buckner remark. Rudy gives the microphone back to the ring announcer.]

Match: This match was very good if you go by RIPW standards. Although, Morgan Malone was a bit off his game tonight missing some spots here and there. He is a very young worker and he will get better with time. Just tonight, his lack of experience showed. Not in a major way but just enough for the smarks to start the, “You f…” (Well this is a family site so use your imagination) every time Morgan would mess up a move.

The end of the match came when Rudy hit Morgan with a Street Cutter. He then covered him for the three count and the victory.

Winner: Rudy Velasquez

Time: 7:22

Rob L. Miskovsky: Well as much as I hate to admit it because of what he did to Too Hot, that was a rather impressive debut victory Rudy just had right there. Moving on to our next match, it is a grudge match between The Wilkes Brothers and Donte Dunn and The Evil Empire stable, which is made up of Hollywood Hank, Kintaro and Sky King.

Now this match should be a humdinger of a match, as you know last month Donte Dunn turned down Brian Cash-Man’s offer to join The Evil Empire team after Brian had courted Donte for the past couple of months. This led to Donte saving the Wilkes Brothers from a beat down at the hands of Kintaro and Sky King. And in the process of saving his friends, Donte shoved Brian Cash-Man to the ground…

Mayhem Midden: And that was his fatal mistake…dig it! He should have never laid a finger on Brian Cash-Man. And what a fool Donte is, he had a chance to be apart of something big and yet he threw it away for nothing. Think about the money he would be making if he had joined The Evil Empire…

Rob L. Mikovsky: Well money is not everything…

Mayhem Midden: No it is the only thing…oh yeah…dig it!

Rob L. Miskovsky: Well I value friendship over money and apparently so does Donte. Anyway, let us go down to the ring for what is sure to be a great six-man tag team match…

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Donte Dunn & The Wilkes Brothers with Heather B. vs. The Evil Empire with Brian Cash-Man

[Dirty Water by The Standells begins to play on the arena‘s sound system and the crowd goes nuts. The crowd begins to sing along with the song as Heather B. steps out from behind the backstage curtain. Tonight the lovely Ms. B. is wearing a tight pair of blue jeans and a Larry Bird, Boston Celtics jersey. Heather is followed shortly thereafter by her boyfriend Leftie and his older brother Dutch.

As Heather and the brothers make their way down to the ring, they slap the hands of the fans. This month Heather does not kiss Rowdy Roger, perhaps she regrets kissing him on the cheek last month; instead, she just blows a kiss at him. This oddly enough still makes him very happy. Heather and the Brothers stand in the ring waiting for their partner to come down and join them.]

[Run This Town by Jay Z featuring Rihanna and Kanye West begins to play over the arena’s sound system and a few seconds later Donte Dunn steps out from behind the backstage curtain smiling. As he makes his way down to the ring, he slaps the fans hands. When he gets to ringside, he looks at Rowdy Roger and smiles and shakes Roger‘s hand. He then enters the ring and walks over to Heather B. and The Wilkes Brothers. The four of them talk while waiting for their opponents to arrive.]

[The theme from New York, New York by Frank Sinatra begins to play over the sound system and out steps Brian Cash-Man wearing his New York Yankees windbreaker. Upon seeing Brian the fans immediately begin the “Yankees Sucks!”, Brian is quickly followed by The Evil Empire (Sky King, Kintaro, and Hollywood Hank) all four men are showered with boos as they make their way down towards the ring.

Rowdy Roger gets into a bit of a shouting match with RIPW Champion Hollywood Hank. This ends when Hank yells at Roger, “Shut up fat man, and sit back down in your seat! If you can fit!”.]

Match: This match started out as a back and forth affair. With both teams getting in an equal amount of offense in. However, during the middle part of the match, Kintaro, Hank, and Sky King manage to isolate Leftie and they proceed to beat on him while keeping him away from his partners.

The match started to end when Brian Cash-Man started jawing at Heather B. outside of the ring. Brian proceeds to advance in a menacing manner towards Heather. Dutch saw this and he jumped off the side of the ring to defend Heather from Brian. At this point Sky King and Kintaro jump Dutch from behind.

This leaves a wounded, beaten down Leftie in the ring with the RIPW Champion. While Donte is standing in the corner waiting for Leftie to mount a comeback and then tag him in. Leftie does just that, he begins to mount a comeback and he manages to knock Hollywood Hank down. Leftie goes to tag Donte and…

Whack!

He is met with a left hook by Donte. A stunned Leftie staggers backwards and Hank hit him with an MVP. While this is going on Donte jumps off the ring mat and heads back to the locker room with a smirk on his face. It is all academic from here as Hank pins Leftie for the victory.

Winners: The Evil Empire

Time: 12:23

Rob Mikovsky: Donte Dunn is a dirty, rotten, son of a gun! How could he turn his back on his friends like that?

Mayhem Midden: Money talks my friend…oh yeah! Dig it!

Rob Mikovsky: Wait a second they are not even done beating up the defenseless Wilkes Brothers. For the love of all that is holy, I implore them to stop!

[The Evil Empire continues beating up The Wilkes Brothers as Heather B. stands-by helplessly watching her boyfriend and his brother being brutally attacked. Just then, American Badass by Kid Rock starts to play over the arena’s sound system and the crowd starts to go wild that is Kentucky Bill’s music.

A few moments later a man makes his way through the crowd. He is wearing a Kentucky Wildcats t-shirt, blue jeans, and black Nike sneakers. He has a very generic blue mask on that does not really hide his identity. It is clear as day who it is…

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The masked man jumps the guardrail and starts fending off the members of The Evil Empire. Brian Cash-man decides to let discretion be the better part of valor, and orders his men to make a hastily retreat. The man in the blue masks then goes over to the Wilkes Brothers and checks on them to see if they are okay. He then motions for the medics to come over and check on the brothers.]

Rob Mikovsky: Whoa! Who was that masked man?

[Mayhem actually takes off his sunglasses to look at Rob and rolls his eyes over this comment.]

Mayhem Midden: You mean the dude in the cheap blue mask. I think it is obvious who that was…oh yeah…dig it!

Rob Mikovsky: Well if you are insinuating that it is recently fired Kentucky Bill, well I highly doubt it is. I mean after all, he is one of the most honest men I know and he would never do such a thing.

Mayhem Midden: And you always tell me I need my eyes checked…

Rob Mikovsky: All I am saying is we don’t really know who that was one way or the other. Could it be Kentucky Bill? I suppose so, but we just do not know until the mask comes off. Anyway, let us talk about our next match, which is the main event of the evening. It pits Cowboy Stuart Ferdinand against Too Hot aka Jason Evans, these two wrestlers that are no strangers to each other here in RIPW.

Now many fans might be confused as to why Stuart and Too Hot have a match tonight, especially after last month when Rudy Velasquez brutally attacked Too Hot, after Too Hot’s match with Blackjack Robbins. Well the answer we got from RIPW commissioner Henry Lee was that this match was already scheduled to take place prior to last month’s show.

Therefore, RIPW officials did not want to change this match because of the hectic road schedule that Stuart maintains. Because they had already paid for Stuart’s travel arrangements. That is the reason for our upcoming main event. Now let us go down to the ring for our main event…

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International Superstar Cowboy Stuart Ferdinand vs. Too Hot

[This Life by Curtis Stigers & The Forest Rangers begins to play over the arena’s sound system and the fans immediately break out into a Y-M-C-A chant. A few moments later, Stuart steps out from the behind the backstage curtain with a sour look on his face. While walking down the aisle to the ring Stuart talks to himself, clearly not happy at the way the crowd feels about him.

Upon entering the ring, Stuart walks over to the ring announcer and takes the microphone right out of the ring announcer‘s hand.]

Stuart Ferdinand: You people make me sick….hey stop that music I am not done talking…

[stuart is not able to get in another word as Let Me Clear My Throat by DJ Kool starts to play and out from behind the backstage curtain comes Too Hot. The fans go absolutely ape crap over Too Hot, who walks down the ring looking like a man possessed. He enters the ring and does not wait for the ring announcer to make the opening introductions, instead he heads straight at Stuart and the two of them begin to brawl.]

Match: This match was more an organized brawl and not really a wrestling match. Both men hit each other with a series of punches and for the first five minutes of the match that was all they did. The match then spilled outside of the ring and referee David Poker made a very liberal ten count allowing both men to get back into the ring.

Upon entering the reentering the ring, Stuart gained control of the match. He came close to winning the match on a couple of occasions. However, he could not get the pinfall victory and Too Hot mounted a come back. It was at this point that Rudy Velasquez ran down the ring and hit Too Hot from behind. Referee David Poker had no other choice but to disqualify Stuart Ferdinand and award the victory to Too Hot.

Winner by disqualification: Too Hot

Time: 11:16

[After the match both Stuart and Rudy, continue to beat up Too Hot. Rudy even takes the belt off that he was wearing and begins to whip Too Hot in the back with it, making sure the buckle hits Too Hot‘s back. Finally, Brendan Idol and some RIPW backstage officials come to the aid of Too Hot and both Stuart and Rudy leave the ring as the camera fades to black.]

Big Roguey · January 9, 2011

@ Donte.

BHK1978 · January 9, 2011

First, I would like to thank aja_nyc for the awesome alt masked render of Kentucky Bill (Or is it Kentucky Bill?). Michgcs did two good ones as well and I shall be using all three alt renders in this diary. Therefore, I would like to thank the both of them for making those alt renders for me.

Once again, I would just like to thank everyone that has taken the time to predict, read, and post in this diary. Also, I would like to say welcome to and thank you to 20LEgend & jesseewiak who are both first time predictors to this diary. I am glad you both took the time to predict.

And I would be remiss if I did not thank Taker, Jingo, Michigan Hero, MLT, eayragt, and michgcs for their continued support. This might sound corny but it does mean a lot that you take the time to pick in this diary, so thank you.

Here are the results for this show:

There is not going to be a prize for this month. Instead, what I am going to do is hold this contest for the next three shows. Then whoever is the leader on the picks board after three shows will get to make a local, small, or a regional promotion, which shall be added, into my game world. Yes, I totally stole the idea from Nobby_McDonald’s TNA diary, but to me that was an awesome prize to give out. Therefore, I figured that I would steal the idea from him.

And no the Juan Cena gimmick did not influence me in regards to Kentucky Bill. I actually had this planned out well before Juan appeared. In fact, I think michgcs and aja both had the mask alts done for me a couple of months before Juan Cena debuted. My actual inspiration was Dusty Rhodes and The Midnight Rider. Although over the years this gimmick has been done so much that I could have taken the influence from a bunch of different wrestlers.

Big Roguey · January 9, 2011

I was the best! Yay for me!

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