RIPW: The Ballad of Henry Lee

BHK1978 · May 28, 2011

<div style="text-align:center;"><a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=RIPW.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=RIPW.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RIPW.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RIPW.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a></div> <div style="text-align:center;">Sue’s Superstar of the Month!</div> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="27878" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>This interview is taking place directly after End of Days. We see Brendan Idol leaving the arena his gym bag slung over his left shoulder. Sue Danes goes running after him (which is not an easy thing for her to do because she is wearing high heels.).] <a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=SueDanes_alt1.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=SueDanes_alt1.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/SueDanes_alt1.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/SueDanes_alt1.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Sue Danes: Wud up RIPW fans! It’s your girl Sue Danes here and it is that time of the month again, you know when I interview an RIPW superstar! My guest this month is hopefully going to be Brendan Idol if I am totally able to catch up to him… Brendan! Brendan! Can I like totally talk to you for a minute? [brendan stops walking turns around and faces Sue. He looks a little peeved but he stands waiting for Sue to catch up to where he is standing.] <a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=BrendanIdol.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=BrendanIdol.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/BrendanIdol.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/BrendanIdol.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Brendan Idol: Look Sue not to be rude or anything but I am not in the mood to talk to anyone… <a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=SueDanes_alt1.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=SueDanes_alt1.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/SueDanes_alt1.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/SueDanes_alt1.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Sue Danes: Brendan I totally understand I was just wondering if you could like answer a fan’s question that was just posted online… [brendan takes his right hand and uses it to massage the bridge of his nose for a moment. He then looks at Sue and nods his head.] <a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=BrendanIdol.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=BrendanIdol.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/BrendanIdol.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/BrendanIdol.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Brendan Idol: Fine Sue, what is the question. <a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=SueDanes_alt1.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=SueDanes_alt1.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/SueDanes_alt1.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/SueDanes_alt1.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Sue Danes: A fan by the username michgcs who comes from the Philippines had this to say, “Hi I just caught End of Days on the I-PPV and I must say that I enjoyed the show. I have a question for Brendan Idol, what was it like to have wrestled in and lost three hundred matches in a row? [brendan looks at the ground for a moment and shakes his head in embarrassment. He then looks at Sue and gives her a rather awkward smile and says:] <a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=BrendanIdol.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=BrendanIdol.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/BrendanIdol.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/BrendanIdol.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Brendan Idol: Wow…ah…I am not sure if I want to answer that question right now…I am still kind of…um…raw over the whole situation. Now Sue if you will excuse me, I am going to go home and just chill out… [brendan starts to walk away…] <a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=SueDanes_alt1.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=SueDanes_alt1.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/SueDanes_alt1.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/SueDanes_alt1.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Sue Danes: Well fans I guess that is all I am going to get out of Brendan this month...I hope you tune in next month when I interview my next superstar of the month. Until then, I hope you all have a kick ass month! See you all laters! [sue blows a kiss at the camera as we see Brendan walking back over to Sue.] <a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=BrendanIdol.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=BrendanIdol.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/BrendanIdol.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/BrendanIdol.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Brendan Idol: Sue I want to apologize to both you and the fans. My poor attitude is uncalled for. I would like to answer the question that was asked of me, I owe the fans at least that much. I am going to be honest; I do not feel good about losing that match tonight. I am the type of guy who mentally beats himself up after every loss and tonight was no different. Things just did not go my way…I wished they had but they didn’t and I am going to have to live with that. I am just sick and tired of being a loser… [With that, Brendan walks away and the camera fades to black.]</div></blockquote>

michgcs · May 29, 2011

LOL if Idol beats himself up after every loss, he must be dead in the head right about now

BHK1978 · May 29, 2011

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BHK1978 · June 12, 2011

RIPW Presents: Live and Let Die 2011

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Well RIPW fans we are going to have one fantastic show for you when we return to the Twin River Event Center in Lincoln, Rhode Island on Saturday, June 4, 2011. The name of the event is Live and Let Die 2011 and it looks like we have one humdinger of a card lined up for you!

On this night, we shall see The Young Braves taking on The Wilkes Brothers to determine who will be the number one contenders for the RIPW Tag Team Championships. I light of the recent problems that The Wilkes Brothers have been having, I asked Dutch if he thought that he and his brother were a cohesive unit ready to take on The Young Braves. Here was his response to my question:

“Hey look Rob, me and my brother have been having problems over da past couple a months. That ain’t no secret, but at da end of da day, we’re still brothers. We’ve had our rough patches in da past and I’m sure we’ll have em in da future. But once we step into da ring all that crap is put aside and we’re able to just get done what we need to get done.”

Well I for one hope that the brothers Wilkes are able to coexist because if they are able to bring their A game their match with the Braves should be great. Speaking of matches that have the potential to be great one such match is scheduled to take place on the card as we are going to see a rematch of last months main event. This time the roles are going to be reversed, as we shall see Hollywood Hank challenge the newly crowned RIPW Champion The Wildcat. I asked Hollywood Hank if there was any corrections he was going to implement into his game plan now that he was the challenger. His response was as follows:

“What corrections need to be made? Last month I wrestled a damn near flawless match, I only lost because I was too busy paying attention to the pitiful peons sitting at ringside. Had I not done that I would have retained my title and we would not be having this conversation about me needing to make corrections in my game plan.”

I am not sure if he wrestled a close to flawless match last month. After all, he did end up losing the RIPW Championship. That in and of itself means that his game plan is in dire need of a correction.

Finally the main event of the evening is an interesting one to say the very least as we shall see the team of Jerry Martin and The Wolverine taking on the team of Desmond McGuiness and Henry Lee. This match stems from the shocking attack that Jerry and The Wolverine perpetrated on Commissioner Lee last month. Desmond McGuiness is thrown into the mix because he two was the victim of a brutal beatdown at the hands of The Wolverine and Jerry Martin two months ago. I caught up with Desmond to ask him how he feels about possibly getting revenge against the two men that attacked him. Here was his response:

“All I know is I can’t wait to tag with Henry Lee. The man is a proper nutter and he is going to take all of his aggression and rage out on those two wankers. Wolverine, Jerry Martin, you two wankers mighta put me on the shelf for a month but now I along with Henry Lee are gonna come for the two of you. And gents what we’ve got planned for the two of you will not be a walk in the park.”

I have a feeling the young man from England is spot on with that last statement. Granted facing off against Jerry Martin and Wolverine is no walk in the park either. We shall see what team truly has the advantage come June the forth at Live and Let Die.

Well I hope you fans in Rhode Island come out to support our show. Because as you can see it is going to be one humdinger of a card!

That is it for this month folks, so come on down to the Twin River Event Center in Lincoln, Rhode Island and witness what is sure to be another great RIPW event! The show starts at 8:00 p.m. and doors open at 7:00p.m. So come early and make sure enjoy the show!

RIPW Presents: Live and Let Die 2011:

Jerry Martin & The Wolverine vs. Desmond McGuiness & Henry Lee

For the RIPW Championship:
Hollywood Hank vs. The Wildcat ©

Rudy Velasquez vs. Sonic S. Thompson

Zachary INC. vs. Too Hot

For the RIPW Tag Team Championships:
The Tag Team of the Century © vs. Morgan Malone & Raphael

Number One Contenders Match for the RIPW Tag Team Championships:
The Young Braves vs. The Wilkes Brothers

occ: I cannot believe I have not updated this thread at all this month. I thought I had done so but I guess I was wrong. Anyway, this show will probably go up tomorrow.

michgcs · June 12, 2011

RIPW Presents: Live and Let Die 2011:

Jerry Martin & The Wolverine vs. Desmond McGuiness & Henry Lee

I don't think the combined awesomeness of Mac-G and Henry Lee are enough to counter the hardcore duo

For the RIPW Championship:

Hollywood Hank vs. The Wildcat ©

Rudy Velasquez vs. Sonic S. Thompson

Zachary INC. vs. Too Hot

For the RIPW Tag Team Championships:

The Tag Team of the Century © vs. Morgan Malone & Raphael

Number One Contenders Match for the RIPW Tag Team Championships:

The Young Braves vs. The Wilkes Brothers

Jingo · June 12, 2011

Jerry Martin & The Wolverine vs. Desmond McGuiness & Henry Lee

For the RIPW Championship:

Hollywood Hank vs. The Wildcat ©

Rudy Velasquez vs. Sonic S. Thompson

Zachary INC. vs. Too Hot

For the RIPW Tag Team Championships:

The Tag Team of the Century © vs. Morgan Malone & Raphael

Number One Contenders Match for the RIPW Tag Team Championships:

The Young Braves vs. The Wilkes Brothers

20LEgend · June 12, 2011

Jerry Martin & The Wolverine vs. Desmond McGuiness & Henry Lee

The Wolverine tips this... the other way

For the RIPW Championship:

Hollywood Hank vs. The Wildcat ©

Hank could get distracted again or not, but I see know reason to change the champion as, a) I loved the way he won it, and b) Him as champion is awesome

Rudy Velasquez vs. Sonic S. Thompson

I like The Latino Kings

Zachary INC. vs. Too Hot

For the RIPW Tag Team Championships:

The Tag Team of the Century © vs. Morgan Malone & Raphael

They're the tag team of the century, and it may only be 11yrs into the century but that is still impressive

Number One Contenders Match for the RIPW Tag Team Championships:

The Young Braves vs. The Wilkes Brothers

There's more to the Braves than the Wilkles', plus they are a more harmonious pair ATM

Big Roguey · June 12, 2011

RIPW Presents: Live and Let Die 2011:

Jerry Martin & The Wolverine vs. Desmond McGuiness & Henry Lee

For the RIPW Championship:

Hollywood Hank vs. The Wildcat ©

Rudy Velasquez vs. Sonic S. Thompson

Zachary INC. vs. Too Hot

For the RIPW Tag Team Championships:

The Tag Team of the Century © vs. Morgan Malone & Raphael

Number One Contenders Match for the RIPW Tag Team Championships:

The Young Braves vs. The Wilkes Brothers

TakerNGN74 · June 12, 2011

Jerry Martin & The Wolverine vs. Desmond McGuiness & Henry Lee

For the RIPW Championship:

Hollywood Hank vs. The Wildcat ©

Rudy Velasquez vs. Sonic S. Thompson

Zachary INC. vs. Too Hot

For the RIPW Tag Team Championships:

The Tag Team of the Century © vs. Morgan Malone & Raphael

Number One Contenders Match for the RIPW Tag Team Championships:

The Young Braves vs. The Wilkes Brothers

BHK1978 · June 13, 2011

RIPW Presents: Live and Let Die 2011

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Saturday, June 4, 2011

Twin River Event Center, Lincoln, Rhode Island

Attendance: 190

Show Rating: E+

[The show begins in the backstage area to be more specific a hallway. We see Brendan Idol walking down the hallway, his head focused on the ground. Brendan, whose mind is drifting, soon bumps into Frank Fernandes.]

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Brendan Idol: Hey man, I’m sorry about that…I just a little out of it today.

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Frank Fernandes: No problem man. I was actually looking for you because there was something that I wanted to ask you.

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Brendan Idol: Sure, what’s up?

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Frank Fernandes: Well as you know, I won the right to challenge the Tag Team Champions at anytime and anywhere. Well at this time, I do not have a tag team partner to carry out the challenge. I was racking my brain trying to think whom I could ask to help me out with this problem and you were the first person that came to my mind…

[All of a sudden Brendan looks pissed off.]

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Brendan Idol: Are you trying to screw with me?

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Frank Fernandes: What do you mean by that?

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Brendan Idol: Why would you want me as a tag team partner? You are talking to the guy that just lost his three hundredth match in a row. I am hardly the right candidate for this...

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Frank Fernandes: Nonsense! You’re a former RIPW Tag Team Champion so you know what it is like to hold the gold. If anything, you would be over qualified for this.

You have hit a rough patch in your career but you will turn it around. I want to be the one who helps you turn it around. I want you and me to be the next RIPW Tag Team Champions. So what do you say? Do you want a chance to win gold again?

[Frank puts his hand out for Brendan to shake. Brendan thinks it over for a minute and then smiles and shakes Frank’s hand.]

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Brendan Idol: Yeah sure why not…what the hell…you have yourself a tag team partner!

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Frank Fernandes: Cool!

[We are now brought to the arena floor; the lights are out in the arena. There are a few screams from the audience members as a spotlight begins to circle around the arena. Finally, the house lights come on and we cut to the announcer‘s table were we see Rob and Mayhem sitting.]

Rob L. Miskovsky: Hello and welcome wrestling fans to Live and Let Die 2011! We are coming to you live form the Twin River Event Center here in Lincoln, Rhode Island! I am Rob L. Miskovsky and I am sitting along side my broadcasting partner Mayhem Midden.

Mayhem tonight we shall see the new RIPW Champion The Wildcat taking on the former champion Hollywood Hank. This match should be a hum-dinger of a match what are your thoughts on it.

Mayhem Midden: My thoughts on the match are quite simple. The Wildcat better get used to being called a fluke of a champion because that is exactly what he is…oh yeah…dig it! Ain’t no way he is walking out of the arena with the gold on his waist tonight!

Rob L. Miskovsky: Well that is your opinion, an opinion that I firmly disagree with, but your opinion nevertheless. Well let us head to the back for a moment to hear what the Wilkes Brothers have to say about their number one contenders match for the RIPW Tag Team Championships.

[The camera takes us to the backstage area, more specifically to the gorilla position where The Wilkes Brothers and Heather B. are standing.]

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Dutch Wilkes: Okay bro, tonight we got da biggest match of oah careers! If we don’t win tonight we ain’t gonna get a shot at da belts for a while. So ya up for it bro?

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Leftie Wilkes: Yeah man I’m up for it!

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Dutch Wilkes: Good, cuz we gotta win at all costs! We gotta be da number one contenders for dem belts! Let’s lock and load!

[The Wilkes Brothers‘ music begins to play and they head on down towards the ring.]

Number One Contenders Match for the RIPW Tag Team Championships:

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The Young Braves vs. The Wilkes Brothers with Heather B.

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Match: Before the match began both teams shook hands, (Dutch was reluctant to do so, but finally agreed to do it at the urging of his brother.). The match itself featured both teams getting an equal amount of offense in.

Finally, while Running Wolf was in the ring with Leftie the momentum swung the way of the Braves. Running Wolf was dominating his much smaller opponent. When Running Wolf went over to the ropes, Heather B. tripped him. At this point Running Bear got off the mat and headed over to where Heather was standing and he began to yell at her. Referee David Poker became distracted by this confrontation and he busy trying to get Running Bear to go back to his corner.

At this point with the referee distracted, Dutch Wilkes threw Leftie a foreign object (looked like brass knuckles). Leftie picked them up, looked at his brother, and shrugged his shoulder. Dutch screamed, “Use em you idiot!”. Leftie wanted no part in cheating and he tossed the foreign object onto the floor outside of the ring. Running Wolf then came up from behind Leftie, brought him down to the mat, and pinned him via the schoolboy pin.

Winners and Number One Contenders for the RIPW Tag Team Championships:

The Young Braves

Time: 7:21

[We now head to the backstage area where we see Brendan Idol once again walking down a hallway. This time he does not run into a potential ally, no Brendan is not that lucky this time around. Instead he runs into an Austrian psychopath. Brendan looks up at Crusher and says:]

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Brendan Idol: Sorry man…

[Crusher stares down at Brendan with a crazed look in his eyes.]

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Crusher Von Steinberg: I lift things up and put them down.

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Brendan Idol: Um…okay…good talking to you…I ah gotta go…

[As Brendan walks around Crusher he sees Brian Cash-Man, who is walking towards Brendan. Brian holds out his left hand trying to make Brendan stop. Brendan does stop walking, Brian begins to speak to Brendan with a huge smile on his face.]

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Brian Cash-Man: Well mister Idol, fancy meeting you here. My friend and I were just coming to look for you. You and I have business to discuss. However, before we get to that business I must tell Crusher something.

[brian turns his attention towards Crusher and says:]

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Brian Cash-Man: Herr Crusher, angreifen Herr Brendan!

[With that command Crusher starts beating on Brendan. Brendan is doing his best to fight off this Austrian giant, but in the end he is just no match. Crusher soon applies the Mind Crusher on Brendan’s skull. While doing this Crusher begins yelling out some German cuss words. Finally, Brian Cash-Man yells at Crusher:]

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Brian Cash-Man: Genug!

[Crusher relinquishes the hold and gleefully stares down at Brendan who has already passed out due to pain. Brian then looks directly into the camera and says:]

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Brian Cash-Man: Frank Fernandes, I want you to look at what the Crusher has just done to your future tag team partner. Somehow I highly doubt he will be in any condition to challenge for the titles anytime soon. I want it to be known Frank that no matter who you choose to team with, the Crusher will take them out. Why do I have a feeling that it is going to be very tough for you to find a tag team partner now…

[brian starts to laugh and Crusher does as well, although with Crusher‘s tentative grasp of the English language one has to wonder if he even knows what he is laughing about.]

For the RIPW Tag Team Championships:

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Morgan Malone & Raphael vs. The Tag Team of the Century © with Brian Cash-Man

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Match: This match was truly a one sided affair, as Sky King and Jared Johnson kept Morgan in the ring for the entire contest. Raphael seemed very disinterested during this match, it seemed that he would have rather been anywhere other than being involved in this match.

Finally, Morgan was able to mount a comeback as he went to tag Raphael into the match, Raphael jumped off the ring apron and walked to the backstage area. A stunned Morgan did not know what to do and when he turned around he was met with a swift kick to his head by Sky King. Sky King proceeds to cover Morgan for the victory.

Winners and still RIPW Tag Team Champions: The Tag Team of the Century

Time: 6:25

[After the match we cut to the backstage area where we see Sue Danes following Raphael.]

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Sue Danes: Raphael…can I like totally have a word with you.

[Raphael continues to walk away from Sue until he stops, turns around, and faces her.]

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Brian Fletcher: My name is no longer Raphael, it is Brian Fletcher!

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Sue Danes: Um…okay…that’s totally cool with me. Can I ask you Brian why you turned your back on Morgan Malone your tag team partner…

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Brian Fletcher: Morgan was no tag team partner of mine. He is just some random dude that the Championship Committee decided to pair me up with tonight. In fact, I hardly even knew who the guy was before tonight.

As to why I turned my back on him…well he was just a victim of circumstances. You see I turned my back on him much like the fans have turned their backs on me. For the past few years I have done everything to make the fans cheer me. I dumb down my vernacular, just so you fans would think I am cool. I smiled and took pictures with snot nose little brats. I told everyone to just say know to drugs.

Where did that get me Sue? I will tell you where it got me, it got me nowhere! The fans did not like me, they did not respect me, they scorned me. I saw those signs that said “Die Raphael! Die!” Here I am a good guy, a great role model for the fans and all they want me to do is die! Well I am not aboot to die!

After Miss Masterson nearly carved my eye out a few months back, I came to see just how hypocritical the fans actually were. They started cheering me in droves now because they saw that I was vulnerable. Well it was a too little too late! From now on I am going to do me and I will give the fans a reason to boo. Basically what I want to say is this to all the fans out there, SCREW YOU!

[Raphael walks away and Sue is in shock over his complete change of attitude. Just then former RIPW Champion Hollywood Hank walks by Sue. Sue then calls out to him.]

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Sue Danes: Hank can like totally have a chance to talk to you.

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Hollywood Hank: Sure, what do you want?

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Sue Danes: Um…like…how does it feel now that you are no longer RIPW Champion, after holding the title for a year?

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Hollywood Hank: Well toots I will say this, if you are trying to be the next Barbara Walters with your to the point questions…well you have just failed miserably in your objective. Because I am in a decent mood, I will answer your question.

How do you think I feel? I never valued that piece of crap you call a championship title. That being said, that title did prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that I was the best wrestler in this company. Now that I have lost that trinket, there is this lingering sense of doubt that perhaps I am not the best in the company. Well I want to put any of that doubt to rest.

Last month was a fluke, if Kentucky Bill or Blue Boy or whatever the hell his name is were to face me ten times, I would beat him nine out of those ten times. Every dog has his day and that theory was proven to be true last month.

Tonight there is going to be an entirely different outcome. I am going to be walking out of this place with the gold placed firmly around my waist. I am going to prove to everyone out there, that last month was just a fluke.

[Hank walks away and Sue rolls her eyes and says:]

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Sue Danes: Let’s totally go back to the ring for our next match.

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Zachary INC. vs. Too Hot

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Match: This was not much of a match at all. Basically Zachary got in a limited amount of offense in at the outset of the match and the rest was all Too Hot. The match came to an end after Too Hot hit Zachary with a Heat Seeking Missile.

Winner: Too Hot

Time: 3:59

[The match is over and Too Hot is celebrating his quick victory with fans at ringside, when all of a sudden Gabe Goren his Too Hot in the back of the head with his forearm. Gabe then proceeds to beat on Too Hot much to the shock of the fans at ringside. Rowdy Roger in particular is not pleased with this attack and you can here him voicing his opinion.

Finally, after Gabe feels that he has beaten down Too Hot enough, he goes over to the ring announcer and demands the microphone.]

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Gabe Goren: Hi my name is Gabe Goren and I just beat you down because you refused to adhere to the rules of the old school. Your major infraction was that you jumped off the top rope towards the end of your match. In addition, in the past you have referred to yourself in the third person.

While that does not go against any old school rules, I find that to be very annoying. Therefore, because of the crimes you have committed against the old school, I sentence you to an old school ass kicking. The likes of which you have never…oh…

[Just then Too Hot stands up and goes after Gabe. Gabe jumps the guardrail and leaves the arena through a door. Too Hot pursues him out of the building.]

[We now head backstage where Sue is standing by with the newly crowned RIPW Champion The Wildcat.]

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Sue Danes: Okay, I’m like totally standing next to the new RIPW Champion The Wildcat. So Wildcat tonight you are like totally defending your title against the former champion Hollywood Hank. What are your thoughts about facing him once again?

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The Wildcat: Well Sue I’ve never been one to take any opponent lightly, especially a former champion. After all he had held the title for a year so that means he must’ve been doing something right. Tonight I‘m just gonna go out there and give it my all and I am confident enough that I will prevail tonight.

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Sue Danes: Well I totally wish you the best of luck tonight! Now let’s go back to the ring for our next match.

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Sonic S. Thompson vs. Rudy Velasquez

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Match: This match was not much of a match as for the greater portion of the match Rudy beat the crap out of Sonic. Sonic did manage to get some offense in but it was negligible. The match came to an end once Rudy hit Sonic with a Street Cutter. Rudy then proceeded to cover Sonic for the victory.

Winner: Rudy Velasquez

Time: 5:39

[We now head to the dressing room of Jerry Martin and The Wolverine.]

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The Wolverine: Well Henry you da kid finally gave ya what ya had comin to ya all along and that is a good old fashion beat down. Ya didn’t want anything to do with this kid, all he was doing was looking for a mentor. Someone who could show him how to be a hardcore wrestler. But ya didn’t wanna help da kid out, nah now ya just a suit who has no interest in molding da future of our sport.

Well Henry I ain’t got no problems teaching this kid at be hardcore. And tonight me and him are gonna brain ya and ya little sissy limey partner.

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Jerry Martin: Phil Collins once said, there must be some misunderstanding. Well Henry Lee there is no misunderstanding between me and you. I wanted you to mentor me, to show me what it takes to be successful in this sport as a hardcore icon. You refused to do that and because of that you had to pay.

Because you rejected my overtures, you will now pay dearly for that mistake. I shall maketh you to lie down in green pastures. Because I’m Hardcore! I’m Hardcore! I’m Hardcore!

[We are now brought over to the locker room of Henry Lee and Desmond McGuinness.]

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Henry Lee: Throughout the history of the world people have done stupid things. Events such as Napoleon’s invasion of Russia, the Japanese bombing of Pearl Harbor, the Allies poor treatment of Germany after World War I come to mind when I think of stupid things that have been done in the past. Last month Wolverine and Jerry Martin you both made a huge mistake, not on the magnitude of the ones I just brought up but a huge mistake nevertheless.

As I have said, I was quite content at being retired from in ring competition. I was happy to hang up my wresting boots and wear a suit to work instead. Sure the competitive fire still lingered in my stomach, but I had quelled it enough that I did not need to enter the ring.

And then you two had to come along and attack me. You had to wake up my doctor Hyde if you will. Well Jerry Martin you wanted the Icon of Insanity to teach you…and now the Icon of Insanity is going to do just that. And I can’t be held accountable for what I do to the two of you.

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Desmond McGuinness: Ello gents remember me? I’m the guy you beat down two months ago. You might’ve put me on the shelf for a month but I’m back and I’m ready to kick your ass.

Funny thing, last month I saw what you two wankers did to Commissioner Lee. Well I thought to myself, that man is going to need help. So I got on the phone and asked Commissioner Lee if he needed a tag team partner to take on you two wankers. He was happy to get such an offer and tonight we are going to wreck you.

So not only do I get to have a measure of revenge against you two wankers. I have the chance to get that revenge along side a right proper nutter! Oh man I’m going to have some fun tonight!

For the RIPW Championship:

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The Wildcat © vs. Hollywood Hank with Brian Cash-Man

[before the match begins Rudy Velasquez heads over to the announce table and sits down along side Rob and Mayhem. Rudy informs the RIPW announce crew that he is scouting The Wildcat because he feels that he is the rightful number one contender for the RIPW Championship.]

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[Pre-match RIPW Head referee David Poker walks over to the center of the ring. He then holds up his right arm as the ring announcer (who is standing behind him) holds the microphone up to David‘s mouth. David motions for both fighters to join him in the center of the ring. Both men comply and David says the following:]

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David Poker: Okay gentlemen this match is for the RIPW Championship, I went over the instructions for this match in the locker room. I expect a good clean fight. Any questions?

Both fighters shake their heads no; Hollywood Hank arrogantly smiles at The Wildcat. The champion just looks at the challenger with no emotion what so ever.

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David Poker: Okay then shake hands if you would like to do so and return to your respective corners.

[Having learned his lesson during the previous month The Wildcat does not shake Hank‘s had and instead both men return to their respective corners waiting for the opening bell to sound.]

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Match: The opening minutes of this match saw both men getting an equal amount of offense in. Around the four minute mark, Hank found momentum in his corner thanks to outside interference from Brian Cash-Man. Hank spent the next few minutes beating on The Wildcat and taunting the crowd while doing so. In fact at one point in the match Hank left the ring and started jawing with the David Crosby look-a-like fan. Hank then reentered the ring and continued beating up The Wildcat.

The fans soon began to clap their hands and stomp their feet and the champion seemed to feed off this energy as he began to mount a comeback. The Wildcat hit Hank with some big moves however, the challenger kept on kicking out of every pinfall attempt. It was at this point that Rudy Velasquez left the announcer’s table and made his way to the ring.

Upon getting to the ring Rudy entered the ring and proceeded to attack the champion from behind. Due to this sneak attack, Referee David Poker had no choice but to disqualify Hollywood Hank and award the victory to The Wildcat.

Winner via disqualification and still RIPW Champion: The Wildcat

Time: 14:18

[After the match is over with Rudy proceeds to kick the downed champion. At this point Hollywood Hank manages to muster up enough strength to stand. Not fully aware of what had just happened he goes over to Brian Cash-Man who informs him of the outcome of the match. A livid Hank heads over to Rudy and confronts him over costing Hank the shot to regain his championship.

Rudy just laughs in Hank‘s face and he then flicks him off. This obscene gesture does not please Hollywood Hank, who then proceeds to punch Rudy in the face. The two men begin to brawl in the ring until The Wildcat gets back up and enters the fray.

All three are going at it and it takes an army of backstage officials to separate them. Finally, order is restored and each man is escorted to the backstage area.]

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Jerry Martin & The Wolverine vs. Desmond McGuiness & Henry Lee

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Match: While Jerry and The Wolverine were making their way down to the ring, Desmond and Henry attacked them. This led to a brief brawl as all four men fought their way down to the ring. It should be noted that Henry was already bleeding due to a cut on his forehead before the match officially started.

Once all for men got into the ring they just kept up this one big brawl but now they were fighting within the confines of the ring. Finally, David Poker was able to get some order in the match as The Wolverine and Henry Lee went over to their respective corners.

The momentum swung in the favor of Jerry and Wolverine as they were able to completely dominate Desmond isolating the young wrestler from his partner. This went on for quite sometime until Desmond was able to muster up the intestinal fortitude to get some offense in. At that point he was able to tag Henry into the match.

Henry was able to clean house of the heels sending both Jerry and The Wolverine over the top rope and onto the arena floor. Henry and Desmond then both joined their opponents and the four men began to brawl at ringside once again. Referee David Poker began making a very conservative count allowing each team the chance to reenter the ring. Neither did managed to do this and David Poker had no choice but to call the match a draw via double count out.

Result: The match was ruled a draw due to a double count out.

Time: 13:16

[Post-match all four men continued to brawl said brawl was eventually broken up by RIPW officials. The fans were not at all pleased with the ending of this card and they made it clear by hurling garbage towards the ring and chanting derogatory chants. The show just cut ended at this point. In fact the chants were so loud that Rob L. Miskovsky did not even give his post-show speech about what a great card it was because the producers thought the fans might start chanting stuff at him and throwing garbage towards him.]

BHK1978 · June 13, 2011

Once again, I would just like to thank everyone that has taken the time to predict, read, and post in this diary.

Here are the total results after this show:

Congratulation goes to 20LEgend, Jingo, MichiganHero, and TakerNGN74 for getting the most right for this show! This month I actually had a cool prize but I was not expecting a four-way tie for first. Seeing how I have no contingency plan lined up, I will have to think of one on the spot. It will be similar to the original prize; basically, it is to pick a new worker to fill Jared Johnson’s spot on the roster.

I like my roster to have an even amount of workers and I really do not want to fire someone so I have to hire someone. Here is what I am going to do, I shall PM the four of you a list of workers that I am thinking of hiring for that spot. I will ask you to vote on the list of workers giving the person you want to hire the most a number one and continue the order that way. Now you do not have to do this vote, it is entirely up to you. You will not hurt my feeling if you choose not to take part in it.

Post Show Notes:

There are not any notes to speak of in regards to this show. I tired to cut the match write-ups down because I suck at them and I find them boring to do. Ideally, I would love to do a diary with just promos but that would not work so you shall have to stick with my poor match write-ups. Or just do what I do most of the time and skip the matches you do not feel like reading about.

Yes, I kept the titles on Sky King and Jared Johnson despite the fact that Jared has left the company. The reason for this is I wanted to go with the Crusher storyline where he attacks any potential tag partner that Frankie could possibly find. Therefore, Sky King will have a new tag team partner next show and the two of them shall be champions.

BHK1978 · June 14, 2011

The following video is on RIPW.com

[The following video was shot shortly after The Wilkes Brothers match with The Young Braves. The Wilkes Brothers, led by a pissed off looking Dutch, are entering their locker room. Leftie goes over and sits on a bench; he is slumped over disappointed with the loss that he and his brother have just suffered. Dutch begins to pace back and forth, all the while muttering something to himself. He finally looks over at his brother and begins to yell!]

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Dutch Wilkes: WHY DIDN’T YOU USE DA THE DAMN BRASS KNUCKLES WHEN I THREW THEM OVER TO YA!

[Leftie, who is clearly in no mood to argue with his angry older brother, just shakes his head.]

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Leftie Wilkes: Cuz that ain’t da way mom and dad rasied us Dutch. What did dad used to say, “In da long run cheaters never prosper.” Well dat is why I didn’t take no brass knuckles. If I couldn’t win on da up and up, I did not wanna win. I wanna be able to hold my head up after every victory and know dat I done my best to earn dat victory. If I would’ve taken those brass knuckles, I wouldn’t have been able to do that.

[Dutch seems to have calmed down a bit and he is talking in his normal tone this time around.]

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Dutch Wilkes: Well dats all well and good, but think about one thing. Dad ain’t ever had a three hundred pound Indian Chief beating da crap outta em. We needed dat victory in the worst way tonight, you didn’t have da guts to man up, and do what cha need to do to win. Once again, ya cost us da victory but getting yo ass pinned.

What da we do now? We ain’t gonna be getting another shot at da tag team titles for a while. We’ve used up all of our chances. There ain’t nowhere for us to go thanks to you wanting to be a goody two-shoes.

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Leftie Wilkes: Look Dutch, I wanted to win dat match just as badly as you did. However, I ain’t gonna win dirty. We’re da best tag team in da promotion; we’ve just hit a rough spot. I don’t know what we’re gonna do now. All I know is we are gonna get back in da title hunt and we’re gonna do it da clean way…da honest way. And if we can’t do it dat way then I am not sure I wanna be successful.

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Dutch Wilkes: Hell’va time to get morals…

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Leftie Wilkes: What's dat pose to mean?

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Dutch Wilkes: Nuttin...

[The video ends at this point.]

BHK1978 · June 16, 2011

The following video is on RIPW.com

[This video begins in the dressing room of The Evil Empire. We see a very livid Hollywood Hank pacing back and forth. He then begins to speak.]

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Hollywood Hank: You know tonight was supposed to be my night! The night where I recaptured my RIPW Championship! Tonight I was going to prove to the fans that The Wildcat’s win last month was just what I said it was a fluke!

Things were going well for me, sure near the end The Wildcat had me down for the count a couple of times. Those were not as close as one thinks, I was using those pinfalls to get my second wind. I kicked out each and every time that masked Hillbilly pinned me. I was about to turn the match around and prove to everyone that I am the best damn wrestler in the company.

Then some illegal immigrant scumbag came in and inserted himself into the match! Into my match!

What were you thinking Rudy? Could you not find your way to Taco Bell? Did you think because The Wildcat is white trash he would know where it is and so instead of asking him after my match you thought you could beat the directions out of him?

Or did you think that The Wildcat was Jan Brewer’s husband wearing a mask and this was some sort of illegal immigration revenge fantasy on your part? I really want to know because what you did tonight was the biggest mistake of your career!

Trust me when I say this Taco boy, you are going to regret ever stepping one foot in the ring. By the time I am done with you, they will be sending your shattered body back to whatever slum in Mexico you came from!

[The video comes to an end at this point.]

BHK1978 · June 20, 2011

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Sue’s Superstar of the Month!

[This interview is taking immediately after Live and Let Die, Sue is in the interview area in the backstage area of the Twin River Event Center. Standing next to of her is Brian Cash-Man.]

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Sue Danes: Wud up RIPW fans! It’s your girl Sue Danes here and it is that time of the month again, you know when I interview an RIPW superstar! My guest this month is Brian Cash.

Now Brian I totally have to like ask you why did you have Crusher Von Steinberg attack Brendan Idol?

[brian starts to chuckle to himself before he answers. When he does answer, he talks slowly as if to imply Sue is not intelligent enough to understand what he is saying.]

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Brian Cash-Man: Well you see Sue, the reason why I had Crusher crush the skull of that piece of crap jobber was because I did not want Frank to have a tag team partner.

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Sue Danes: Ah dude, I not sure if you like totally realized this or not but Brendan is riding a three hundred loses in a row losing streak right now. I think that it is totally safe to say that he is not much of a threat to the champions right now.

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Brian Cash-Man: Oh, I do not think Brendan Idol poses any threat to the champions. I just wanted to use Brendan as an example. I wanted Crusher to crush his skull for shock value. Much like Vlad the Impaler did when he impaled his enemies, I wanted everyone in the locker room to know that if you take Frank up on his offer you will be paid a visit by a giant Austrian psychopath.

I want everyone in the locker room to be afraid to help Frank out. Sure eventually he will find someone who is dumb enough or desperate enough to help him with his cause. However, I am not about to make it easy for him because sadly the tag team titles are the only championship titles our franchise has right now.

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Sue Danes: Yes, I wanted to get to that. How do you feel about Rudy Velasquez’s involvement in tonight’s match?

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Brian Cash-Man: Well I am not at all pleased about it; I can assure you on that. I will say that Rudy did display a lot of balls tonight coming out there and costing Hollywood Hank the chance to regain his title. It was a stupid thing to do but what do you expect from someone who throws up gang signs every time he walks down to the ring.

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Sue Danes: So are you guys gonna do anything to him?

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Brian Cash-Man: I think you already know the answer to that. However, if you need me to spell it out to you I shall. Of course, I am planning on doing something to him. Nobody makes a mockery out of the Evil Empire and gets to walk away unscathed. When he threw up his middle finger at Hollywood Hank, it was like he was doing that to our entire franchise.

So yes Sue, that taco eating gutter trash is going to suffer for what he did. Now if you will excuse me, I have to go to T.F. Green because I am leaving this dump of a state and going back to New York City where the real champions live.

[brian walks off camera and Sue rolls her eyes and shakes her head.]

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Sue Danes: Well fans I guess that is it for this month. I hope you tune in next month when I interview my next superstar of the month. Until then, I hope you all have a kick ass month! See you all laters!

[sue blows a kiss at the camera and the video ends.]

BHK1978 · June 21, 2011

The following video is on RIPW.com

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[This video begins in a darken locker room, we see Rudy Velasquez sitting on a bench a towel draped over his head. He is looking down at the locker room floor when he begins to speak.]

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Rudy Velasquez: Hollywood Hank, The Wildcat and all the RIPW fans wanna know why I interfered in the RIPW Championship match. I did it because I felt like doin it! When I was doing commentary watching the match I knew I had to get involved.

I couldn’t stand watchin those two punk ass bitches fight for the title. So I made my presence known to those two gringos. I put myself in the match so that the people be making the matches around here know that there is someone else in the hunt for the RIPW Championship.

As for why I be attacking The Wildcat during your match Hollywood Hank. Well that be simple ese I don’t like your racist ass. I didn’t want no racist winning the RIPW Championship. You see Hank, for all of our differences we be a lot alike as well.

We both don’t give a rats ass about the fans and if they like us or not. And we both don’t give a damn about the RIPW Championship either. Now don’t be getting it twisted, I wanna win that belt cuz if I did that would mean I would be getting paid. But as for the belt, well I don’t care nothing about it ese. I just wanna get paid!

Now, you be wanting to say all that stuff about me eating Tacos and being an illegal immigrant. Well that be cool ese, you can talk all the trash you want Holmes. That stuff you said ain’t bothering me anyway cuz I ain’t Mexican. I be from Puerto Rico so and I was raised in the Bed-Stuy projects in New York City. So I’m an American just like you ese, I might not look like you and your peoples. I might not talk like you and your peoples. But in twenty years more people are gonna look and sound like me.

One more thing before I go, Brian Cash-Man I heard your threats ese. You best be ready to carry out on those threats Holmes. Cuz where I’m from if you be running your mouth and you ain’t got the balls to back it up. Well lets just say you be ending up just another victim. Viva la raza!

[The video ends at this point.]

BHK1978 · June 27, 2011

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Johnny Boy to CGC!

We here at Totalextremewrestling.com have just learned that RIPW wrestler Johnny Boy (Johnny Heizenger) has just signed a multi-year contract to work for Canadian Golden Combat. It is understood that Johnny Boy will work for RIPW for another seven days and then he will leave the company.

RIPW Head Booker Henry Lee had the following to say when we asked him about his thoughts on this topic, “ Well, you never want to lose a young talented wrestler such as Johnny. However, we here at RIPW understand that this is a fantastic opportunity for John and his career. Therefore, we here at RIPW wish him the very best of luck in the future.”

occ: Yeah those Canadian bastards stole yet another one of my workers. This is the third wrestler in three months that I have lost to a Canadian company. The funny thing is when I was doing my NYCW diary I wanted to lose wrestlers more often but it never happened. With this diary it seems to be a regular thing.

BHK1978 · June 29, 2011

RIPW Presents:Boston Brawl III

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Well RIPW fans we are going to have one fantastic show for you when we return to Biker’s Paradise in Boston, Massachusetts on Thursday, July 14, 2011. The name of the event is Boston Brawl III, and let me tell you folks we have one humdinger of a card lined up for you!

On this Thursday night, we shall see Morgan Malone taking on the man who turned on him last month Brian Fletcher. I caught up with Morgan to ask him his feelings about their up coming encounter, here is what he had to say:

“Raphael or should I call you Brian Fletcher now…anyway I am not sure why you chose to turn on me last month. I heard you say that I was a victim of circumstances and that you turned your back on me because the fans turned their backs on you. Well let me tell you this, these fans are some of the best fans in the country and they are smart enough to spot a phony like you.

You want to know why the RIPW fans never took you seriously. It was because you were lame and a joke. And this new attitude of yours is not going to get you the respect that you think you deserve because at the end of the day you will always be lame.”

Well I am sure that Brian is not going to appreciate those remarks by Morgan Malone. It will be interesting to see which young man will come out of the ring as the victor in that match.

Another interesting match that is on the card will be between Gabe Goren and the newest member of the RIPW roster Sunburst. Not much is known about Sunburst other than the fact that he is a young Mexican wrestler who wrestles a fast pace, high-flying style. Sunburst’s style of wrestling is a direct contrast of his opponent so it will be interesting to see which wrestler can use their style to their advantage.

The RIPW Championship title will also be defended as the RIPW Champion the Wildcat will face off against the challenger Rudy Velasquez. This match stems from last month’s show when Rudy decided to involve himself in the championship match between The Wildcat and Hollywood Hank. Now this match should be fantastic but one has to wonder if the threat of Hollywood Hank getting involved in this match has either men sweating. I posed that question to Rudy Velasquez and here is what he had to say:

“Man I ain’t sweating no Hollywood Hank, ese. That guy ain’t nothing but a joke. I’m going to go out there and do me. I don’t care about winning no title; I just want the title so I can get paid. And once I become the new RIPW Champion that is exactly what is going to happen, I’m gonna get paid, ese!”

It would seem that Rudy is not lacking confidence heading into his upcoming championship match. We shall see if that over confidence is warranted.

Finally, in our main event we shall see Henry Lee and Desmond McGuiness take on Jerry Martin and The Wolverine in a rematch of last month’s main event. The fans were not at all pleased by the fact that the match ended in a draw last month. Therefore, the rematch was signed immediately. I caught up with Henry Lee to get his thoughts about the match. Here is what he had to say:

“First and foremost I want to apologize to the fans for the ending of last month’s main event. You came to the show wanting to see a finish and we were not able to deliver it. Well come Thursday July 14th you will see an ending.

Jerry Martin you want to once again see what it is like to step into the ring with the Icon of Insanity. Well son, you’re going to find out that this old soldier might have been in his fair share of battles but he still has some fight left in him. And you and Wolverine are going to find out just how much I have left in me.”

Henry Lee sounds like he is on a mission to take out Jerry and The Wolverine. And with Desmond McGuiness, helping him out, he might just do it.

Well I hope you fans in Boston and the surrounding areas come out to support our show. Because as you can see it is going to be one humdinger of a card!

That is it for this month folks, so come on down to the Biker’s Paradise in Boston, Massachusetts and witness what is sure to be another great RIPW event! The show starts at 8:00 p.m. and doors open at 7:00p.m. So come early and make sure enjoy the show!

Jerry Martin & The Wolverine vs. Desmond McGuiness & Henry Lee

For the RIPW Championship:

The Wildcat © vs. Rudy Velasquez

Gabe Goren vs. Sunburst

The Kings of Federal Hill vs. The Wilkes Brothers

Brian Fletcher vs. Morgan Malone

TakerNGN74 · June 29, 2011

The Wildcat © vs. Rudy Velasquez

Huge fan of Rudy he won the Heavyweight Title in my MSWA game a while back so I have recently taken a liking to him which is why I am predicting that he will win.

Gabe Goren vs. Sunburst

The Kings of Federal Hill vs. The Wilkes Brothers

Brian Fletcher vs. Morgan Malone

michgcs · June 29, 2011

Jerry Martin & The Wolverine vs. Desmond McGuiness & Henry Lee

As much as I like Nigel Wolfe and Henry Lee, I foresee one more loss for them here.

For the RIPW Championship:

The Wildcat © vs. Rudy Velasquez

(Duh)

Gabe Goren vs. Sunburst

Sunburst should win, but I'm going with Gabe here.

The Kings of Federal Hill vs. The Wilkes Brothers

I'm guessing the Wilkes boys get themselves counted out or something.

Brian Fletcher vs. Morgan Malone

Jingo · June 29, 2011

Jerry Martin & The Wolverine vs. Desmond McGuiness & Henry Lee

For the RIPW Championship:

Gabe Goren vs. Sunburst

Gotta go with Sunburst right!? Shame on you michgcs ...

The Kings of Federal Hill vs. The Wilkes Brothers

Brian Fletcher vs. Morgan Malone

BHK1978 · July 1, 2011

RIPW Presents: Boston Brawl III

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Thursday, July 14, 2011

Biker’s Paradise, Boston, Massachusetts

Attendance: 219

Show Rating: D-

[The show beings in the office of Professor Nero. Nero is sitting at his desk speaking to his bodyguard Zachary Inc.]

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Professor Nero: What is the point of having a Commissioner if he is going to go off a wrestle again? Now I have to come down here and deal with the petty day-to-day crap that these people shove onto my desk.

These are supposed to be my golden years, a time in my life when I get to enjoy the serenity of retirement. Instead, I am sitting here looking over all these complaints from various workers. Instead of bitching about this crap, I might as well get some of it done. Zachary bring me Miss Quine.

[Zachary walks over to the door, sticks his head out the door, and tells Jaime that Professor Nero is ready to see her. Jaime enters Nero‘s office and Nero peers at her from over his glasses. He motions for her to take a seat in one of the two chairs that is in front of his desk.

He then proceeds not to say anything for a moment as his eyes are fixated on a piece of paper. Jaime looks on waiting for him to say something to her. Nero puts down the paper and looks at Jaime.]

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Professor Nero: Okay, it says here on this complaint form that you filled out, that you are sick of not being able to wrestle on the main card. Instead, over the past couple of months you have been relegated to wrestling dark matches…

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Jaime Quine: Yes sir, when Henry Lee offered me a contract with this company I was told that women’s wrestling would matter here. That we were just as important as the men and we were going to be treated just as well as the men are treated.

For the first few months that seemed to be the case. I was given time to showcase my talent to a whole new group of fans and that felt amazing. I wanted the young female fans to see me in action, I wanted to be their role model and I thought I was making headway.

Over the past two months, I have languished in dark matches. The only people that get to see me are the people that come to the actual show. I am not complaining about that because I am in favor of any fans seeing me work. But it is frustrating knowing that I was good enough for the big show but now all of a sudden I seem to have fallen out of favor.

[Nero cracks a big smile before her begins to speak.]

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Professor Nero: Do you want to know why you are no longer wrestling on the main show? It is because your only advocate is no longer making decisions around here while he plays wrestler. I cannot have an active wrestler be in a position of authority because that would be a great conflict of interest.

Therefore, I have to run the show while he continues his petty little feud with Jerry Martin. Because I am running the show, I have made an executive decision to take any and all matches involving women and put them on before the main show begins.

You might ask why I am doing this. Well the answer is very simple; women’s wrestling does not put asses in the seats. It never has and it never will. Nobody cares about women's wrestling. Therefore, I cannot waste my time on matches that will not bring in any money.

[Jaime sits in the chair, her mouth agape, not really sure, how to respond to what Professor Nero has just said. Finally, she begins to speak.]

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Jaime Quine: Well sir I strongly disagree with that belief. I think, if given the proper chance, women’s wrestling can and will draw well for you. In fact, I envision one day when I wrestle in the main event for RIPW.

[Professor Nero turns and looks at Zachary INC. and both men burst out laughing at such a ridiculous claim. Jaime does not seem pleased about this.]

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Professor Nero: Well we are all entitled to our dreams no matter how ridiculous they may be…

[Just then Sonic S. Thompson enters Professor Nero‘s office. He is carrying a bag of golf clubs with him. Nero takes one look at him and shakes his head in disgust.]

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Professor Nero: What the hell do you want!

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Sonic S. Thompson: John Boehner and the President had a golf summit last month and I was not invited. I desperately need to warn Speaker Boehner of his impending doom at the hands of the Wall Monster. Doctor Bill assured me that none of this is true and that I should not skip taking my medication but I know he was there when RuPaul was hired as an assassin to kill Ron Paul.

[Professor Nero puts his face into the palms of his hands and shakes his head back and forth. He then looks up with a huge smile on his face.]

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Professor Nero: Miss Quine, you say you want to wrestle on the main card. Well how about I put you in a mixed tag match tonight? Would you like that?

[Jaime nods her head yes.]

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Professor Nero: Good, good, tonight you and… this loser, Sonic S. Thompson will face off against Miss Masterson and well any slug will do really. Now everyone get out of my damn office!

[Jaime does not look at all pleased as to Professor Nero‘s choice in her partner. Especially as she looks over at Sonic and he is lying on the floor of the room with his ear pressed to the floor.]

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[We are now brought out to the arena, which is pitch black save for a few lighters being lit in the crowd. A spotlight comes on and begins to circle the arena, we then see Rob and Mayhem standing at the announcer‘s desk which is perched in a balcony high above the arena floor.]

Rob L. Miskovsky: Hello and welcome wrestling fans to Boston Brawl III! We are coming to you live from Biker’s Paradise in Boston, Massachusetts! I’m Rob Miskovsky and as always, I am standing along side my broadcast partner Mayhem Midden!

Mayhem we have a stacked card tonight, one match that should be very interesting is the match between the current RIPW Champion The Wildcat and his opponent Rudy Velasquez.

Last month Rudy interfered in The Wildcat’s match against Hollywood Hank, in the hopes that he would earn the attention of the championship committee. And it looks like that move has worked out well for Rudy as he has earned a shot at the champion tonight.

Mayhem Midden: Rudy did what he had to do in order to get noticed…oh yeah…dig it! So tonight he gets to fight for the title and I for one think he is going to be walking out of this arena as our first Latino Champion…dig it!

Rob L. Miskovsky: Well that may very well be the case we shall see later on tonight. Right now, let us head down to the ring for our opening match of the evening.

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Morgan Malone vs. Brian Fletcher

[While making his way down to the ring, Brian Fletcher stops in front of a little boy who could be no more than ten years old. The little boy is holding up a sign that says, “Raphael, I still believe in you.” Brian asks the kid for the sign and the little boy hands it over to him. Brian then proceeds to tear the poster in half and toss it to the ground.

The kid begins to cry as Brian yells at him, “I don‘t want you to believe in me! I don‘t want you to be my fan!” He then heads to the ring as the boy‘s father yells obscenities at the young Canadian wrestler.]

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Match: This was supposed to be the match where Morgan would get revenge against Brian for what Brian did to him at last month’s show. And during the earlier portion of the match that is exactly what was happening as Morgan clearly had the upper hand in the match.

However, Brian would shift momentum in his favor as he quickly left the ring only to have Morgan follow him in quick pursuit. Brian then reentered the ring and when Morgan followed him Brian began to beat on Morgan. After that, it was all Brian as he continued to beat down Morgan. Brian finally ended this match when he put Morgan into the Boston Crab and Morgan tapped out. Upon having his hand raised in victory, Brian looks down at Morgan and yells, “Who is lame now!”

Winner via Submission: Brian Fletcher

Time: 7:43

[After the match, we are brought to the dressing room of The Evil Empire. There we see Crusher Von Steinberg, Sky King, Hollywood Hank and Brian Cash-Man.]

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Brian Cash-Man: I am sure all of you fans are well aware that Jared Johnson is no longer a member of this promotion. He decided to go up to Canada because he couldn’t handle the pressure of being a member of The Evil Empire. He couldn’t deal with the fact that as a tag team champion he had not just The Young Braves to contend with but also Frank Fernandes and his mystery partner.

Well I say good riddance to bad rubbish; he can go up to Canada with his tail between his legs. It is painfully obvious that he should have never been brought into this franchise in the first place.

Now that I have informed you idiot fans of what went on with him, I need to announce his replacement in our tag team ranks. Ladies and gentlemen, and I use both of those terms loosely, because I saw some of you people that are in the crowd tonight, your new Tag Team Champion who will be teaming up with Sky King is none other than the mad Austrian Crusher Von Steinberg!

You might be asking how come the titles were not vacated. Well let me just say that my Boss made a donation to Professor Nero’s retirement fund with the understanding that we would be allowed to keep the titles in-house. And Professor Nero being the honest man that he is allowed me to name Jared’s replacement.

Finally, I want everyone to know that The Evil Empire is going to be a trio form here on out. There is no need to water down the greatest franchise in the history of this crappy promotion. These three men that stand by my side right now are the best wrestler’s in this company today and they will continue to dominate this promotion.

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Running Bear vs. Crusher Von Steinberg with Brian Cash-Man

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Match: As soon as the bell rings, Brian Cash-Man is heard yelling, “Herr Crusher, angreifen Herr Running Bear!” Crusher runs towards Running Bear and begins to attack him. However, for the first time since he has entered RIPW, Crusher’s opponent is actually putting up a decent fight.

Crusher decides to take another approach as he hits Running Bear below the equator (Brian Cash-Man had David Poker‘s attention at the time.) and that gave the giant Austrian the upper hand. Crusher then goes on to dismantle Running Bear before applying the Mind Crusher. The fans started to do the tomahawk chop and the Indian War Cry, but it was to no avail as not even the fans could will Running Bear back into consciousness. Crusher picked up the win because his opponent was unable to continue.

Winner: Crusher Von Steinberg

Time: 5:51

[We head to the backstage area where Too Hot is. He has a smile on his face but it seems more like a crazed smile than a normal one.]

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Too Hot: Too Hot is in da house folks! That’s right, for the time being Jason Evans ain’t gonna be around and Too Hot has come back for a minute. And it is great for Too Hot to be back! Now onto the business at hand.

Gabe Goren, last month you came out and attacked Too Hot. You said you attacked Too Hot because Too Hot didn’t adhere to some made up rules. Is that the real reason why you attacked Too Hot? Cuz if it was, Too Hot must say that is one lame reason to attack someone.

Look man Too Hot knows he is a target to every new bad guy who comes into RIPW. Too Hot knows in order for these people to make a name for themselves they have to attack Too Hot. And truth be told Too Hot is kind of flattered because it means that Too Hot is considered one of the top dogs in this great promotion.

But know this Gabe Goren, Too Hot might be flattered by this attention but Too Hot is also pissed about it as well. And something tells me Gabe Goren that Too Hot will be comin for yo ass and you ain’t gonna like dealing with Too Hot. Nah man, you ain’t gonna like that at all! Cuz one, two Too Hot is coming for you, three, four better lock your door, five, six grab a crucifix, seven, eight ya better stay up late, nine, ten I’m gonna kick your ass again. And if you don’t know now you know…fool.

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Running Wolf vs. Sky King with Brian Cash-Man

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Match: This match was hands down more competitive than the match that their respective partners had earlier as both men got in an equal amount of offense in during the early portion of the match. Sky King soon took control and began beating on Running Wolf.

It was at that point the fans started to stomp their feet. This led the fans into the tomahawk chop and the Indian War Cry. Running Wolf started gain back his power seemingly from the will of the fans. He then mounted a comeback and hit Sky King with a Wolf Tamer and then proceed to cover him for the victory.

Winner: Running Wolf

Time: 7:49

[After the match we quickly cut to the backstage area (the craft services area to be exact) where Rudy Velasquez and Hollywood Hank are fighting each other. Both men begin using various objects in the craft services area on each other. One of the highlights of this brawl is when Hollywood Hank forcibly stuffs pieces of ham into Rudy‘s mouth. Finally, the brawl is broken up when RIPW security separate the two men.]

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The Kings of Federal Hill vs. The Wilkes Brothers with Heather B.

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Match: Vocal members of the crowd start on Johnny Boy chanting, “You sold out!” at him. This is due to the announcement that Johnny Boy has just signed a contract with CGC and this would be his last match in RIPW.

The fans bitterness towards Johnny aside, this was a decent match. The Wilkes Brothers were in firm control of the opening portion of the match. Both brothers had a couple of near pinfalls during the portion of this match.

However, The Kings would soon seize control of the match as they cut Leftie off from his brother. The Kings would keep Leftie in their corner while they kept on using double team tactics on him. It was at this point that Heather B. jumped up on the ring apron and stated to complain to referee David Poker. David Poker turned his back towards the action, which allowed Dutch Wilkes to enter the ring.

Dutch proceed to punch Johnny Boy, while wearing brass knuckles. The punch knocked Johnny Boy out and Dutch dragged Leftie back to their corner so that he could tag Dutch into the match. At that point, Heather B. stopped bitching at referee David Poker and so when Dutch leaned over and tagged himself into the match David Poker saw it and ruled it a legal tag. Dutch then entered the ring and covered Johnny Boy for the pin and the victory.

Winners: The Wilkes Brothers

Time: 8:16

[it is now time to go to the interview area where Sue Danes is standing by with Jerry Martin and The Wolverine.]

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Sue Danes: Wud up peeps, it’s ya girl Sue here and right now I am here with The Wolverine and Jerry Martin. So tonight y’all will be facing Henry Lee and Desmond McGuinness once again because your last match against them totally did not have an ending…

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The Wolverine: Yeah darling, da fans didn’t like how our match ended last month. Well ya know what I say to that?

Screw em! I ain’t in da business to please da fans. I’m here to kick ass, make people bleed, pay my medical bills and pay child support to my ex-wife. Da fans do matter nothing to me at all. They can throw as much garbage at me as they want. I don’t care!

I was disappointed that we didn’t get to finish off Henry and his little sissy limey friend last month. Desmond I know who ya are, I know all about Uncle Tommy and kiddo you ain’t even close to being him. In fact, you don’t even belong in da ring with me. Ya’d be better off mopping da floor and that might be exactly what ya gonna be doing after we’re done with ya!

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Jerry Martin: You know Sue when I look at our match against Henry and Desmond I keep on thinking one thing. One of these things is not like the other. That one thing is Desmond McGuinness. Desmond should not be allowed to play with us tonight. After all, in our upcoming match we have two hardcore legends and a future Icon of Hardcore wrestling.

Why is Desmond even in this match? Is it because I hurt him a few months back? I know it is not because he is hardcore because I’m hardcore and he is most definitely not.

Why do you want in on this match Desmond? Do you enjoy getting the crap kicked out of you? Please don’t tell me you’re a sadist because that crap freaks me out. I still have nightmares about the Gimp from Pulp Fiction…

[With that, Jerry Martin and Wolverine just walk away. Sue looks confused because she wasn‘t sure if that was the end of the interview or not. Also, because it was such an odd way to end an interview.]

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Sue Danes: Well…like I guess that is it for the interview…um…yeah they are both walking down the hallway. Um…like…okay that was weird…

[The cameras now cut over to the Wilkes Brothers locker room. We see Dutch and Heather B. standing near the door talking, while Leftie is sitting on a metal bench staring at his old brother and his girlfriend.]

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Heather B.: You did a great job out there hun!

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Dutch: If it weren’t for you I couldn’t of done it cuz I couldn‘t depend on my little bro once again…

[Heather B. gives Dutch a hug and Dutch, who is facing Leftie, puts his hand on her butt, all while looking directly at his younger brother. Leftie gets up in disgust and walks over to the pair.]

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Leftie: Why’d you let him touch your butt Heather?

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Heather B.: Excuse me! Where do you get off saying something like that to me? It was harmless!

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Leftie: Harmless? You just allowed another man to touch your butt in front of me. And to add insult to injury it was my brother dat did it! Last time I checked I was your boyfriend, not him!

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Heather B.: You might be my boyfriend but you don’t own me. I gotta say Leftie you have been nothing but a miserable, paranoid, prick the last couple of months and we’re both sick of it. You should be happy; we just got a huge victory over a good team. Instead, you’re getting all emo on us.

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Dutch: Yeah man der was no ill intent with what I just did. I was just caught up in da moment because we just had a huge victory. A victory that Heather and I earned. A victory dat you didn’t play no part in. You just flat out sucked in dat match like you have for da past couple of months.

[Leftie looks extremely pissed off over his brother‘s scathing comments. Leftie lets out a loud almost primal scream and then punches the palm of his right hand with his left fist. This causes Dutch and Heather to chuckle, which in turn makes Leftie even more angry.]

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Leftie: I’m gonna get outta here for a few minutes because I about to say some things that I know I gonna regret and da urge to punch you Dutch is overwhelming me right now.

[Leftie pushes past Dutch who was still standing near the doorway. Heather and Dutch just look at each other and chuckle.]

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Miss Masterson & Jebediah vs. Jaime Quine & Sonic S. Thompson

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Match: Well this match is filled with very odd parings to say the very least. Neither woman looks very thrilled about having to be in a tag match with their respective male partners. Miss Masterson in fact looked completely grossed out at the mere sight of Jebediah.

Not much really went on in this match as the women were in the match for a grand total of a minute before Miss Masterson had enough of being beat up by Jamie and quickly tagged herself out of the match. And that was all we would see of women’s wrestling on the card tonight as Jamie outright refused to be tagged into the match because she did not want to have any further bodily contact with Jebediah. The much larger Jebediah kept on trying to tag out just so he could touch Miss Masterson and that is what led to his downfall as Sonic managed to bring the big man down and cover him for the victory.

Winners: Jamie Quine and Sonic S. Thompson

Time: 6:38

[We once again head back to the interview area where the lovely Sue Danes is set to interview the RIPW Champion The Wildcat.]

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Sue Danes: I’m here with the RIPW Champion The Wildcat. Wildcat later on tonight you are going to be taking on Rudy Velasquez the same dude that interfered in your match last month. What do you think about Rudy?

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The Wildcat: Well there is no question about it Rudy is one tough hombre. But I am confident that I will beat him tonight.

What has been going through my mind was why did he attack me last month? I’ve never done nothing to him. If he wanted so desperately to stop my match with Hollywood Hank he could have…you know…attacked Hank instead.

And if he so desperately wanted a shot at the title, all he had to do was ask me. I am a fighting champion and I could care less who they bring in to fight me. Heck, they could bring in Sam Strong and I would fight him with no complaints. I want the competition and I know Rudy is gonna give it to me. I just want to wish Rudy good look out there tonight because he is going to need it. Oh, my grav…I mean oh my baby!

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Gabe Goren vs. Sunburst

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Match: Talk about a total clash of styles, said clash was on display in full force during this match. Right out of the gates, the debuting young man from Mexico went right at Gabe. Sunburst was flying all over the place and the crowd was going nuts.

This would not last as Gabe soon put a halt to this young high flier’s…ah…high flying. The fans were then treated to the typical slow Gabe Goren match. Which consisted of him applying rest hold after rest hold much to the chagrin of the fans. The boo birds were in full force during this match and the boring catcalls became very prevalent.

The boring chants delighted Gabe because he thought they were calling out his name. Finally, Gabe puts the young Mexican into the figure four grapevine and Sunburst has no other choice but to tap-out. Gabe once again does not relinquish the hold, as he does not believe in tapping out as a viable form of submission. Finally, referee David Poker tells Gabe that if he does not relinquish the hold he is going to reverse his decision and award the match to Sunburst. Gabe, not wanting the blemish on his record, finally breaks the hold.

Winner: Gabe Goren

Time: 5:50

[After the match is over with Gabe slides out of the ring and asks the ring announcer for the microphone. He then reenters the ring, looks down at Sunburst, and begins to speak in his Ben Stein like voice.]

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Gabe Goren: Hi my name is Gabe Goren and I am about to teach you a very valuable lesson Sunburst. You see you violated two Old School rules in our match. Now I understand you are from Mexico and therefore you might not be well versed in the rules of the Old School.

However, I am of the strong opinion that if you go to another country you must learn their customs and rules before entering into the country. And because you clearly did not take the time to do so, you will now be taught your lesson…hey where are you going…

[sunburst tried to leave the ring before Gabe finished talking, however there was nothing doing as Gabe got him before he was able to leave and he then proceeded to lay the boots to Sunburst. Moments later Too Hot came running down the aisle to come to the aid of Sunburst. Gabe wanted no part of Too Hot and so he bailed out of the ring. Too Hot did not pursue Gabe, instead he checked on Sunburst‘s status.]

For the RIPW Championship:

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The Wildcat © vs. Rudy Velasquez

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David Poker: Okay gentlemen this match is for the RIPW Championship, I went over the instructions for this match in the locker room. I expect a good clean fight. Any questions?

Both fighters shake their heads no; Rudy Velasquez intensely looks at The Wildcat. The champion just looks at the challenger with no emotion what so ever.

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David Poker: Okay then shake hands if you would like to do so and return to your respective corners.

[The Wildcat puts his hand out for Rudy to shake and Rudy just laughs and returns to his corner.]

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Match: The crowd was into this match as they were going nuts throughout the match. This was your typical Wildcat match, as both men seemed to get in an equal amount of offense in during the opening minutes of the match. However, Rudy soon gained the advantage when he raked the eyes of the champion.

Rudy dominated the champion during the middle portion of the match. It did seem that Rudy was not actually trying to win the match but was instead more interested in inflicting pain on the champion. Never once did Rudy even attempt to pin the champion.

The crowd soon began to stomp their feet and clap their hands and The Wildcat seemed to come to life again. He began fighting back against his challenger and momentum had clearly swung in his favor. The Wildcat pinned Rudy and at that very moment, Hollywood Hank ran into the ring and kicked the champion in the back. With all of this happening right in front of referee David Poker, the RIPW senior official had no other choice but to award The Wildcat the victory via disqualification.

Winner via disqualification and still RIPW Champion: The Wildcat

Time: 15:55

[Post-match all three men once again get into a giant brawl, which lasts for a few minutes before it is broken up by RIPW security.]

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Jerry Martin & The Wolverine vs. Desmond McGuiness & Henry Lee

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Match: Unlike last month, all four men wait for the introductions before engaging in combat. Once the bell rings all four men, stay in the ring and begin to brawl. With Desmond and Jerry pairing off and The Wolverine and Henry Lee pairing off. Finally, referee David Poker is able to restore order in the match as he forces Henry Lee and The Wolverine to go into their respective corners.

Desmond gets in a good amount of offense in on Jerry during this portion of the match. However, momentum soon swings in favor of the heels as they keep Desmond isolated from his partner. After a few minutes of being beaten down Desmond manages to fight back a little and he gets over to his corner and tags in Henry Lee.

Henry Lee proceeds to clean house and toss both heels onto the floor. While Jerry and The Wolverine regroup on the floor, Henry and Jerry go after them and once again, this match degenerates into one big brawl.

Not wanting a repeat of last month referee David Poker begins his rather conservative ten count. Henry and Jerry (who are the legal men) manage to beat the count. A well-placed poke to the eye helps the heels regain the advantage in the match. Jerry and Wolverine then go to work on Henry beating the ever-living crap out of him. By some act of God, Henry is able to muster up enough strength to tag in Desmond.

The heels then beat down the young Englishman, once again, the heels use double team tactics to keep Desmond in their corner. Finally, The Wolverine hits Desmond McGuinness with The Maul (Spear) and covers him for the victory.

Winners: The Wolverine and Jerry Martin

Time: 14:25

[After the match, the heels continued to beat down both Henry and Desmond. Finally, men lose the urge to fight back, it is at this point that Jerry Martin leaves the ring and gets a table from underneath the ring. He then props it up in a corner of the ring and places a slumped over Desmond in front of it. The Wolverine then goes over to the opposite corner and begins running full steam at Desmond he then Maul‘s Desmond through the table. A helpless, powerless, Henry Lee can only watch as this happens. Jerry then leaves the ring again only this time he gets the microphone from the ring announcer.]

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Jerry Martin: Don’t worry Henry, we are not going to do anything else to you tonight. You have received your beating for the night and I want you to be able to wrestle next month. Oh but by the looks of Desmond, I doubt he will be joining us for the fun. I’m hardcore! I’m hardcore! I’m hardcore!

[The show comes to an end at this point.]

BHK1978 · July 1, 2011

Once again, I would just like to thank everyone that has taken the time to predict, read, and post in this diary.

Here are the total results after this show:

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Congratulation goes to michgcs for getting the most right for this show! Okay this month's prize once again sucks (Seems like that always happens when you win.), if you would like to ask a question of any wrestler on the roster with the exception of Sue Danes and Brian Cash-Man as they Brian was featured in last show’s interview and Sue, well she cannot interview herself. Although it might be funny to like totally see her try.

Post Show Notes:

1. Well as you all have probably guessed, Sunburst was the wrestler that got hired via last show's pick contest. The funny thing is Sunburst did not get one first place vote. However, his totals were low enough that he was the one who got hired.

2. Sunburst has no popularity in the U.S. (well after this show he does) which is why he lost to Gabe who is actually a Main Eventer.

3. This was another two hour show and yes I vow never to hold them again and yet I find myself needing to do so. Simply because there were a lot of workers that I wanted to get on this show. Especially the Women who have not been on the main show for the past two shows.

Well I cannot think of anything else to add. If anyone has any questions about my odd booking by all means ask (I am not fishing for comments I just feel like I am forgetting to say something and someone might think of it for me.).

michgcs · July 1, 2011

LOL i didn't expect this win

anyway, ask Sunburst what it was like to feel the superiority of the American race

BHK1978 · July 2, 2011

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Sue’s Superstar of the Month!

[This interview is taking place at the RIPW “studios“ (Really it is Professor Nero‘s basement and there is a cheap RIPW banner in the background. ). Sue is standing with Sunburst and RIPW Ring Announcer Tony Lopez.]

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Sue Danes: Wud up RIPW fans! It’s your girl Sue Danes here and it is that time of the month again, you know when I interview an RIPW superstar! My guest this month is like the newest member of the RIPW roster Sunburst.

RIPW Ring Announcer Tony Lopez who will be translating for me cuz I totally don’t speak Spanish and Sunburst totally doesn’t speak English also joins me. So Tony was cool enough to come down and translate for me.

Okay first off Sunburst how does it feel wrestling in America.

[Tony translates the question to Sunburst who then gives his answer to Tony.]

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Tony Lopez: He said it is very enjoyable being up here. He has wrestled in the past in America but that was down in Texas. He said that it is a bit cold up here and he is not used to that yet.

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Sue Danes: Yeah we’re totally having a cold summer so far which like sucks to high heaven because I still have to use the spray tan. I want it to like heat up so I can get a rocking tan.

Anyway, do you find wrestling up here different from when you wrestled in Mexico?

[Tony translates the question and Sunburst once again gives Tony his answer.]

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Tony Lopez: He said, that down in Mexico he is used to wrestling a fast pace style. He is also used to his opponents wrestling a fast pace style. Up here, the guy that he fought in his first match did not seem to want to fight that fast pace style. So because of this he says that he will probably need to change his style a bit to match up better with the other wrestlers in this company.

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Sue Danes: Speaking of the dude you wrestled, we actually have a question form the RIPW message boards about him. The question is from michgcs from the Philippines. The question that he asked was, “Sunburst what it was like to feel the superiority of the American race?”.

[Tony translates and a quizzical look comes across Sunburst‘s face. He answers the question rather quickly.]

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Tony Lopez: He says he does not understand the question. He asked me to ask you if michgcs meant when his opponent beat him up after the match.

[sue shrugs her shoulders and shakes her head.]

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Sue Danes: Hey, I don’t know what the question means. I just have interns like totally pick the questions off the message board and they give them to me to ask. I like totally don’t even read the questions before I ask them.

[Tony says something to Sunburst and he replies.]

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Tony Lopez: Okay he said that if the question was about how the tall man beat him up after the match was done. Well he would like to say that he did not appreciate it and has no idea why the tall man would attack him after he had already won the match. He would like to thank the black guy with the red hair for saving him because he was in great pain at that moment.

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Sue Danes: Okay last question, why did you use the Squeeze’s Pulling Mussels from a Shell as your entrance theme?

[Tony relays the question to Sunburst who laughs at the question before giving his response.]

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Tony Lopez: He said that he had no clue what song they were playing as his entrance theme as he does not speak English. Whatever the sound guy chose was what he came out to. He said that despite not understanding the words to the song he did enjoy the voice and the music being played in the song.

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Sue Danes: Okay I would like to thank my guest this week Sunburst for taking the time to chat and Tony for taking the time to translate. Cuz this would’ve been a totally hard interview to do if he hadn’t translated.

Well fans I guess that is it for this month. I hope you tune in next month when I interview my next superstar of the month. Until then, I hope you all have a kick ass month! See you all laters!

[sue blows a kiss at the camera and the video ends.]

occ: michgcs, why did you have to pick the one person on the roster who couldn't speak English? I could not think of a decent picture for Tony Lopez so I just went with the blue background for his speaking parts.

michgcs · July 2, 2011

occ: michgcs, why did you have to pick the one person on the roster who couldn't speak English? I could not think of a decent picture for Tony Lopez so I just went with the blue background for his speaking parts.

LOL i just thought of it like both Tony Lopez and Sunburst were too short and they couldn't reach the camera (i SWEAR i'm not racist)

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