RIPW: The Ballad of Henry Lee

TakerNGN74 · January 29, 2012

I am offended that you didn't quote me

I guess thats what I get when I miss predictions.

BHK1978 · February 1, 2012

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Sue’s Superstar of the Month!

[The following interview took place directly after Halloween Hell 2012. Sue Danes is standing next to Heather B. and her two hired goons.]

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Sue Danes: Wud up RIPW fans! It’s your girl Sue Danes here and it is that time of the month again, you know when I interview an RIPW superstar! My guest this month is Heather B. and um…well, I know he’s Leon Brody but I totally don’t know the other dude’s name…

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Heather B.: Look blondie, why don’t you take your stupid valley girl ass out of here so I can give the RIPW fans what they really want which is me, a beautiful and intelligence sex symbol. Not some bleached blonde moron who can’t even speak.

[sue does not look pleased at what Heather said, but she is also not willing to say or do anything to Heather due to Heather‘s associates being there. A pissed Sue storms off the interview set with a frown on her face.]

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Heather B.: Now that she is gone, it is time to address what me and my boys did tonight. Leftie, as the old saying goes…hell hath no fury like a women scorned. Well last month you not only scorned me but you humiliated me. I told you that you would have to pay for your actions and boy did my associates make you pay.

You see, for these two men wrestling is not a-boot wins or loses. It is a-boot messing people up and getting paid handsomely to do it.

You only have yourself to blame for what happened to you tonight. I actually felt bad about what my boys did to you…well bad in the sense that they did not completely cripple you. My boys aren’t hear to talk, they ain’t hear for titles, their sole purpose for being here is to destroy you Leftie.

These Big Ugly Bastards are going to do just that…destroy you. Leftie, I want you to think of me every time my boys beat you within an inch of your life. Because none of this needed to happen to you, you made it happen to you.

[Heather smiles sadistically at the camera for a moment before the video comes to an end.]

michgcs · February 1, 2012

Almost forgot to PM you

moon_lit_tears · February 1, 2012

Blah. I'm still reading, just get lost from time to time.

michgcs · February 4, 2012

Well the KOFH haven't been a team in over a year game time. Justin Sensitive was one-half of that team but well you know what he has been doing. Johnny Boy aka Ant-Man is in Canada right now...yeah that's the ticket...

Just wanted to add that I always get KOFH and the Young Braves mixed up I meant the Young Braves, no joke

Rayelek · February 4, 2012

Thanks for the link, man. I've been reading for a while, and probably have predicted before, but I don't consistently anywhere except for SAW really. I'll still be reading though. And I still don't like Rudy.

BHK1978 · February 5, 2012

Roll Call of Champions:

RIPW Champion:

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Rudy Velasquez

RIPW New England Heritage Champion:

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Brian Fletcher

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RIPW Tag Team Champions:

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The Young Braves (Running Wolf & Running Bear)

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Thanks for the link, man. I've been reading for a while, and probably have predicted before, but I don't consistently anywhere except for SAW really. I'll still be reading though. And I still don't like Rudy.

No problem, I am just gald to have you and all of the readers that I have. I am often surprised when I read that people actually read this on a regular basis.

Just wanted to add that I always get KOFH and the Young Braves mixed up I meant the Young Braves, no joke

Well just remember this one team was my poorly written Jersey Shore ripoffs. The others are Native Americans.

Blah. I'm still reading, just get lost from time to time.

Whoa I thought you were gone for good. I do owe you a Reunion show down in the Compound, I just have not felt like writing it. I am glad you still check this out from time to time.

I am offended that you didn't quote me I guess thats what I get when I miss predictions.

Yeah seeing how I think I only missed picking in your diary once.... (Just joking if you miss you miss, it really is not that big of a deal.)

BHK1978 · February 9, 2012

Because I am lazy and it seems to be taking forever to write the show, I am not going to do the normal article write-up.

RIPW Presents: The Making of Legends III

For the RIPW Championship:
The Wildcat vs. Rudy Velasquez ©

For the RIPW New England Heritage Championship:
Too Hot vs. Brian Fletcher ©

For the RIPW Tag Team Championships:
Brendan Idol & Justin Sensitive vs. The Young Braves ©

In an Old School Rules Match:
Desmond McGuinness vs. Gabe Goren

Hank Mudd vs. Crusher Von Steinberg

Morgan Malone vs. George Wolfe

Jerry Martin vs. Prince Rahabad

Frank Fernandes & Leftie Wilkes vs. Big Ugly Bastards (Leon Brody & Avalanche)

TakerNGN74 · February 9, 2012

For the RIPW Championship:

The Wildcat vs. Rudy Velasquez ©

Seeing as he just won it he needs a win here to Validate his run as champion and to prove that it wasn't a fluke.

For the RIPW New England Heritage Championship:

Too Hot vs. Brian Fletcher ©

Not really too high on either of these guys but I will go with Brian just for the hell of it.

For the RIPW Tag Team Championships:

Brendan Idol & Justin Sensitive vs. The Young Braves ©

The Young Braves should have no problem retaining.

In an Old School Rules Match:

Desmond McGuinness vs. Gabe Goren

I wont vote for Desmond McGuinness to win ever:D

Hank Mudd vs. Crusher Von Steinberg

Morgan Malone vs. George Wolfe

Jerry Martin vs. Prince Rahabad

Frank Fernandes & Leftie Wilkes vs. Big Ugly Bastards (Leon Brody & Avalanche)

My last four predictions are pure guesses if they win they win if not its not a big deal as I can see all of the last four matches or the first four (Depending on whether you read it from top to bottom or bottom to top) going either way.

Rayelek · February 9, 2012

Two predictions in a row? Blame alcohol.

For the RIPW Championship:

The Wildcat vs. Rudy Velasquez ©

-I hate Rudy so much, but if you dropped the title here I'd be super confused unless you made a title promise, but still I doubt you'd drop the title on the first defense.

For the RIPW New England Heritage Championship:

Too Hot vs. Brian Fletcher ©

-The former Raphael shall hold the Heritage title FOREVER

For the RIPW Tag Team Championships:

Brendan Idol & Justin Sensitive vs. The Young Braves ©

-Team Loserville is still cooler than a couple of Native Americans whose whole gimmick is standing up to the heels

In an Old School Rules Match:

Desmond McGuinness vs. Gabe Goren

-He's so cool. I would love to see him get a run at the main belt. His gimmick is hilariously great. Though McGuiness is perfectly suited for whipping his tail pipe.

Hank Mudd vs. Crusher Von Steinberg

-He lifts Hank up and puts him down...painfully.

Morgan Malone vs. George Wolfe

-George Wolfe is SERIOUS BUSINESS

Jerry Martin vs. Prince Rahabad

-Not gonna lie, you are the sole reason I like Jerry Martin.

Frank Fernandes & Leftie Wilkes vs. Big Ugly Bastards (Leon Brody & Avalanche)

-Teams with names beat teams without.

Jingo · February 9, 2012

For the RIPW Championship:

The Wildcat vs. Rudy Velasquez ©

For the RIPW New England Heritage Championship:

Too Hot vs. Brian Fletcher ©

For the RIPW Tag Team Championships:

Brendan Idol & Justin Sensitive vs. The Young Braves ©

In an Old School Rules Match:

Desmond McGuinness vs. Gabe Goren

Hank Mudd vs. Crusher Von Steinberg

Morgan Malone vs. George Wolfe

Jerry Martin vs. Prince Rahabad

Frank Fernandes & Leftie Wilkes vs. Big Ugly Bastards (Leon Brody & Avalanche)

hellboy2 · February 9, 2012

For the RIPW Championship:

The Wildcat vs. Rudy Velasquez ©

Rudy

For the RIPW New England Heritage Championship:

Too Hot vs. Brian Fletcher ©

Brian Flecther

For the RIPW Tag Team Championships:

Brendan Idol & Justin Sensitive vs. The Young Braves ©

The Young Braves

In an Old School Rules Match:

Desmond McGuinness vs. Gabe Goren

McGuinness

Hank Mudd vs. Crusher Von Steinberg

Mudd

Morgan Malone vs. George Wolfe

Malone

Jerry Martin vs. Prince Rahabad

Rahabad

Frank Fernandes & Leftie Wilkes vs. Big Ugly Bastards (Leon Brody & Avalanche)

BUBs

michgcs · February 10, 2012

RIPW Presents: The Making of Legends III

For the RIPW Championship:

The Wildcat vs. Rudy Velasquez ©

I'm not much of a c-verse guy so I can see Rudy as a Main Eventer

For the RIPW New England Heritage Championship:

Too Hot vs. Brian Fletcher ©

I'm guessing Too Hot wins via DQ or countout

For the RIPW Tag Team Championships:

Brendan Idol & Justin Sensitive vs. The Young Braves ©

I can only hope

In an Old School Rules Match:

Desmond McGuinness vs. Gabe Goren

Time someone beat Boring Goren at his own game

Hank Mudd vs. Crusher Von Steinberg

Morgan Malone vs. George Wolfe

I'm guessing these two are for momentum purposes

Jerry Martin vs. Prince Rahabad

To even things out? The Prince won last month, right? I forget

Frank Fernandes & Leftie Wilkes vs. Big Ugly Bastards (Leon Brody & Avalanche)

They need the win

BHK1978 · February 11, 2012

Pre-Show:

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The Young Guns vs. Team Velasquez vs. The Boomerang Gang

Match: The Young Guns defeated Team Velasquez and The Boomerang Gang (Cody Cook and Felix Harding) in 8:25; the order of elimination was The Boomerang Gang first, and finally Team Velasquez.

RIPW Presents: The Making of Legends III

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Friday, November 23, 2012

Biker’s Paradise, Boston, Massachusetts

Attendance: 300

Show Rating: D -

[The show begins with the new RIPW Champion Rudy Velasquez standing in the center of the ring with the RIPW Championship draped over his right shoulder. It seems the fans are not taking too kindly to the new champion as he is being booed as he begins to speak.]

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Rudy Velasquez: Hola, me llamo Rudy Velasquez and I am your new RIPW Champion bitches!

[The crowd cannot contain their hatred for the new champion. Some members of the audience even throw garbage towards the ring.]

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Rudy Velasquez: That’s all right bitch ass marks in the audience can hate on me all you want, that still don’t change the fact that I am the RIPW Champion. I know you gringos might not like the browning of the championship scene, well you better get used to it cuz we’re the future.

This title right cheer makes me the king here in RIPW. You could even call me a Latino King…

[Rudy smiles and winks at the camera because this is a nod to his gimmick in FCW and Dave.]

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Rudy Velasquez: I’ve been reading what you eses have been saying about me on the internet. How I am a thief who didn’t win this title fairly. To that, I say, you be damn right I didn’t win this title fairly. Don’t hate the player hate the game…

[Just then, American Badass by Kid Rock begins to play and moments later the Wildcat steps out from behind the backstage curtain to a thunderous amount of applauds. The former champion enters the ring and asks RIPW Ring Announcer Tony Lopez for a microphone.]

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The Wildcat: Ya know Rudy when ya beat me last month for the RIPW Championship, I gotta admit I was a little pissed. I mean I had just fought a grueling match against John Nash in a steel cage and then I got you comin out there and deciding to use the contract that you earned at Win, Lose, or Draw in order to make me defend the title again.

I was angry that I lost my title, I was angry that I let myself down, most importantly I was angry because I felt I let the fans down. Now I know that wasn’t the case because I gave it all in our match last month, but those were my feelings nonetheless.

Now you and I we’ve had our battles in the past and I thought we had some mutual respect for each other. I guess that wasn’t the case, cuz you took the cheap way out in challenging me for the gold. I guess you was just scared to face me when I was ready for ya.

[Rudy has an angry look on his face as he address the Wildcat‘s last comment.]

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Rudy Velasquez: Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold up vato. I ain’t scared of no man homie. Specially some ese that be hiding his face behind a mask. Anytime, anyplace you want to step into this ring with me, I’ll be down ese. Just know this, you step in this ring alive but you be leaving this ring in a body bag.

[The Wildcat chuckles for a moment before he responds.]

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The Wildcat: How many times have we faced each other Rudy? Never once did I even break a fingernail in a any match against you, so that body bag threat does not put any fear in me. I will say this, tonight I am going to use the rematch clause in my contract, which means tonight it’s gonna be me and you in the main event…homie and you are going to be a one and done champion. Oh my…baby!

[With that the Wildcat leaves the ring as Rudy glares at him. We now head over to the announcers table (Which is no longer in the balcony to make it easy for Brian so that he does not have to run down four flights of stairs every time he is managing someone.) where Rob and Brian are standing by.]

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Rob L. Miskovsky: Hello and welcome wrestling fans to The Making of Legends III! We are coming to you live from Biker‘s Paradise here in lovely Boston, Massachusetts! I am Rob L. Miskovsky and as always, I am sitting here with my broadcast partner Brian Cash-Man!

Well Brian you just heard it, tonight our main event will see the former RIPW Champion the Wildcat taking on the newly crowned RIPW Champion Rudy Velasquez. This time Rudy cannot steal a victory from the Wildcat…this time he has to earn it.

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Brian Cash-Man: Ah…before I address that I would like to chastise you for using the words Boston and lovely in the same sentence. Have you ever looked at the sewer-infested Charles River? Boston is far from lovely. No wonder why the people that live here have an inferiority complex. I would hate New York City as well if I lived in this dump.

Now onto your little line about Rudy stealing the RIPW Championship. That is simply not the truth, as you know Rudy and I have had our problems in the past…but even I have to admit that how he won the RIPW Championship was genius. He saw a flaw in the system, he capitalized on it, and because he capitalized on it, he became the new RIPW Champion.

Tonight he is going to have to face the Wildcat in a rematch. The thing is I am not sure if the former champion is in the right frame of mind to regain his title tonight. That loss last month was a bitter sting to him and it probably crushed his ego. Tonight Rudy Velasquez will retain his title and send that masked fool back to the dressing room with nothing but that dirty ass Kentucky hat that he always wears.

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Rob L. Miskovsky: Well we shall see about that, right now let us head to the ring for the first match of the evening.

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Morgan Malone vs. George Wolfe

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Match: This was a very awkward match as Morgan and George did not seem to click in the ring with each other. Their timing was all over the place and it made for a very sloppy match. The fans were clearly behind Morgan and it seems like his increased camera time over the past few months, has really helped him out in the eyes of the fans. Morgan ended the match after he finished George off with his finisher Malone in the Dark. He then covered George for the pin and the victory.

Winner: Morgan Malone

Time: 5:49

[For the first time of the night, we go to the backstage area, more specifically the dressing room of Brendan Idol and Justin Sensitive.]

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Justin Sensitive: My dude, I don’t like ya one bit but tonight I got no choice but to put my faith in ya. Now I know ya a loser but da past few months has made ya better and it ain’t no coincidence that it was when ya started tagging with me that ya found glory. So tonight ya and I are gonna go out there and beat Chief Jobs A Lot and Chief Stares at Lights for dem RIPW Tag Team Championships. Once that is done I gonna go to Federal Hill and celebrate with my paisans…ya…ya can do whatever ya wanna do. All I know is I don’t wanna see ya jinx ass for a month…capiche.

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Brendan Idol: Vell my gentile friend, win, lose, or draw it has been a pleasure working with you over the past few months. I vould much rather be teaming with you than fighting you. Tonight you and I are going to prove to everyone out there that people of different faiths and ethnic backgrounds can work together in harmony when they have a common goal to achieve.

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Justin Sensitive: Whatever my dude, we ain't Lucky Luciano and Meyer Lansky. I just wanna go out there and win dem belts. Just don’t jinx us and we’ll be fine.

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Jerry Martin vs. Prince Rahabad with Barrister Burchil Gowon

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Match: Much like their previous match last month, this match resembled more of a boxing match than a wrestling match. Both men stood in the center of the ring and traded blows, which was not a wise thing for Jerry to do because the much bigger and stronger Prince Rahabad managed to knock Jerry out with a powerful right hook.

Despite the urging of Burchil, the Price refused to pin the unconscious Jerry. Instead, he decided to inflict more damage to Jerry. The prince nailed Jerry with everything in his arsenal from vicious clotheslines to an overpowering bear hug. It was when he had Jerry in the bear hug that the fans began chanting, “He’s hardcore!”, it got to the point where that was all you could hear. It even drowned out Rob and Brian on commentary.

Referee Royce Greig checked Jerry’s arm to see if he was still conscious. He raised Jerry’s arm once and Jerry’s arm fell lifelessly down. He checked it a second time and once again, his arm dropped. Upon checking it a third time, Jerry seemed to come to life; it was almost as if he was feeding off the energy of the crowd. Jerry began to nail the prince in the right ear with blistering punches. This caused the prince to release his bear hug. The last punch must have thrown the prince’s equilibrium off because he started to stagger around the ring like a drunk on Saint Patrick’s Day.

Jerry was about to nail Prince Rahabad with another punch when Barrister Gowon jumped up on the ring apron in order to buy the prince sometime to recover. Jerry was having none of this as he went over to the Barrister and knocked him off the ring apron. The young Canadian then turned around and nailed the prince with a Discus Punch that knocked Prince Rahabad out. Jerry then covered the prince for the victory.

Winner: Jerry Martin

Time: 7:37

[Frank Fernandes and Leftie Wilkes are standing in the backstage interview area.]

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Leftie Wilkes: Heather, last month ya boys caught me off guard. I mean imagine being in my position and seeing Leon Brody standin in fronta me. Now I heard what ya said about how ya boys weren’t here for wins, they are just here to take me out. Well that’s cool, cuz tonight them boys of yours are gonna realize that they made a big mistake comin here.

I got my boy Frank Fernandes here to come in and watch my back. Me and Frank have been meaning to tag together for sometime, now we’ve got a reason.

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Frank Fernandes: Heather you stupid, stupid dirt squirrel. Did you really think you could have those tub of lard attack my boy and there not be retaliation for it? Your boys might be a lot bigger than Leftie and I but as the old saying goes, the bigger they are the harder they fall. Tonight your boys are going to fall and fall hard.

For the RIPW Tag Team Championships:

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Brendan Idol & Justin Sensitive vs. The Young Braves © with Alexis Lee Littlefeather

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Match: The question going into to this match was who the fans were going to cheer. The Young Braves are very over with the fans of RIPW Brendan is as well. The fans are less enamored with Justin but he does have his following as well because a lot of fans love to hate him. It seemed that the fans were very much divided in this match. Prior to the start of the match Brendan shook the hands of Running Bear and Running Wolf. Justin refused to do so as he has just about as much love for the Braves as he does for Brendan.

Once the match started, it was your typical tag team match. Brendan and Justin were hot right out of the gate, isolating Running Bear in their corner and keeping him in their corner while they quickly tagged in and out always keeping a fresh guy in the ring. Running Bear managed to fight his way out of their corner and tag in Running Wolf.

Running Wolf hit Justin with a running spear, which knocked Justin down, Justin rolled out of the ring in pain (Which did not matter because Brendan was the legal man in the match.). Running Wolf then turned his attention to Mister 300, he picked up Brendan and power slammed him to the mat. He finished Brendan off with an Eagle Chop. Running Wolf then covered Brendan for the victory.

Winners and still RIPW Tag Team Champions: The Young Braves

Time: 7:48

[brendan and Justin are having words with each other after the match is done, while the tag team champions stand in the center of the ring holding their belts up above their respective heads. All of a sudden, the champions are Pearl Harbored by the former champions Crusher Von Steinberg and Sky King. The former champions beat the Braves down until various RIPW backstage officials come out and pull the former champions off the new champions.]

[We are informed that this promo was taped earlier on in the day. Desmond McGuinness is entering the building when a voice off camera asks him if he is prepared to face off against Gabe Goren tonight.]

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Desmond McGuinness: Mate me mom use to say to me that there in no such thing as a stupid question. Well me mom can’t be right all of the time, cuz that is one stupid question.

Stupid as that question was, I will answer it. Of course, I’m ready for Gabe Goren; I was born ready to fight a gutless coward such as him. You do know who me family is right? Well then, you know that there isn’t no man that strikes fear into us.

Gabe Goren, you are noting but a bloody stupid silly wanker. Tonight I’m gonna step into that ring and beat you in your own bloody match. Maybe then, you will learn not to attack people for no good reason.

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Frank Fernandes & Leftie Wilkes vs. Big Ugly Bastards with Heather B.

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Match: I am not going to lie this match was a mess. It started out with all four men in the ring at once, with Frank brawling with Leon and Leftie brawling with Avalanche. Referee Royce Greig had a very tough time trying to get control of the match; he was finally able to do so when Frank and Leon left the ring to fight each other at ringside.

Leftie and Avalanche were left in the ring and despite his best efforts, there was not much Leftie could do to the behemoth. No matter how many swift strikes he with the big man with, Avalanche did not seem to register any pain. Avalanche tossed Leftie around the ring like a sack of potatoes, while Frank and Leon continued to brawl on the outside of the ring.

The fans began to clap their hands and stomp their feet in a show of support for Leftie. This seemed to work as Leftie feed off the positive reaction and he once again began to fight back. He began to hit Avalanche with everything he had and a well-placed drop kick by Leftie managed to stagger the big man.

Heather was having none of this as she entered the ring and kicked Leftie in his nether region. Referee Royce Greig had no choice but to disqualify the B.U.B. due to Heather’s interference.

Winner by disqualification: Leftie Wilkes & Frank Fernandes

Time: 8:08

[it is now time to return to the backstage interview area where Sue Danes is standing by with Crusher Von Steinberg and Jake Havok.]

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Sue Danes: Jake, ever since this match between Crusher and Hank Mudd was announced Hank has totally called you a coward. Saying that you are totally letting your henchmen do your dirty work for you. And that you are like totally scared of facing Hank in a one-on-one match. What are you thoughts about his remarks?

[Jake pushes his sunglasses to the bridge of his nose to reveal his eyes, he then lets out a cocky laugh before he begins to speak.]

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Jake Havok: You know Sue you sure do ask the hard-hitting questions. You would give Barbara Walters a run for her money.

Sue let me flip this and ask you a question. Do I, a good-looking young athlete in his prime, look like I should be afraid of Hank Mudd, a man who belongs in a nursing home?

[sue does not seem like she wants to answer this question.]

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Sue Danes: Um…no…

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Jake Havok: Ding, Ding, Ding, you are correct Sue. She you are not as dumb as you sound Sue!

Of course, I am not afraid of a man who has been around since the dawn of time. You see Hank; right now, it does not behoove me to step into the ring with you again. After all, I did already beat you and therefore there is no incentive for me to fight you once again. We both know what will happen if we were to meet again in the ring, you would lose and I would win…end…of…story.

That is why tonight I am going to sit back, relax, and watch Crusher lift you up and put you down.

[Jake pauses for a moment as it seems like something just occurred to him. Meanwhile in the background Crusher has a huge smile on his face and is pounding his right fist into the palm of his left hand.]

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Jake Havok: You know what? I have just come to an epiphany, I will grant you a rematch if…and only if you can beat Crusher this month and Sky King next month. If you can’t beat either of them Hank…well then you don’t deserve to face me again. And people say I am a jerk…I just went out of my way to help grant an old man his ultimate wish…

[Jake laughs at his own comment and walks off screen. Before Crusher follows him, Crusher grabs Sue‘s right wrist and brings her hand up to his mouth so that he can speak into the microphone without having to stoop down.]

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Crusher Von Steinberg: I lift things up and put them down…

[Crusher then walks off camera as Sue rubs her wrist and winches in pain.]

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Sue Danes: Ow…back…back to you Rob…

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Hank Mudd vs. Crusher Von Steinberg with Brian Cash-Man

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Match: Hank looked very apprehensive about having to face his old associate. Who could blame him? After all Crusher is nearly a foot taller than Hank and outweighs him by more than one hundred and fifty pounds. This match is truly a David versus Goliath affair.

As soon as the bell sounded, Crusher went into attack mode. In fact, the first few minutes of this match looked like a squash match because Crusher was just brutalizing Hank. Crusher even applied his dreaded Finisher the Mind Crusher on the head of Hank.

Hank looked like he was on the brink of defeat that was until he intentionally poked Crusher in the eye. This caused Crusher to break the hold and while Crusher tried to regain his vision, a visibly weakened Hank began to fight back.

Hank threw move imaginable at Crusher but no matter what he did, he could not get the big man off his feet. Despite the fact that Hank is trying to redeem himself and not break the rules, he knew that unless he broke the rules he would not win. Therefore, while the referee was not look Hank took a foreign object out of his trunks. He then put said object in his hand and nailed Crusher with it, all while obscuring it from Referee Royce Greig. Hank then finished Crusher off with an MVP and he covered the big man for the victory.

Winner: Hank Mudd

Time: 7:44

[it is now time to head to the backstage interview area where Sue Danes is standing by with Too Hot who will be challenging Brian Fletcher for the New England Heritage Championship in a few minutes.]

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Sue Danes: I’m totally here with Too Hot who will be taking on Brian Fletcher for the New England Heritage Championship in just a few minutes. Too Hot, are you ready to face off against Brian one-on-one?

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Too Hot: Baby girl before Too Hot answers your question, Too Hot has to say you be looking fine tonight. Now to answer the question you axed Too Hot, hell yeah Too Hot is ready for that busta ass mark. Brian Fletcher ain’t notin but a scared little Canadian bitch.

That fool don’t want no part of what Too Hot is gonna do to him. Tonight Too Hot is gonna beat his ass and send him back up to Canada. Maybe he can use their free health care while he is up there, cuz he’s goona need it when Too Hot is through with him. Cuz one, two Too Hot is coming for you, three, four better lock your door, five, six grab a crucifix, seven, eight ya better stay up late, nine, ten Too Hot’s gonna kick yo ass again. And if you don’t know now you know…fool.

For the RIPW New England Heritage Championship:

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Too Hot vs. Brian Fletcher ©

[As Brian Fletcher made his way down to the ring he noticed a female fan in the crowd with a sign that read, “I love Brian Fletcher!”, Brian took one look at the girl and yelled out, “I don‘t love you, you ugly cow!”]

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Match: The match began with Too Hot and Brian locking up in a test of strength. Too Hot was beating Brian before Brian decided to knee Too Hot in the stomach. That move led to Brian’s dominance in the early portion of the match.

With Brian in firm control of the match, he decided that it would be a good opportunity to taunt the fans. He climbed out of the ring and did just that verbally lambasting his former number one fan Rowdy Roger. This was a mistake on Brian’s part because while he was busy making fun of the fans at ringside, Too Hot was able to recuperate in the ring. The next thing the champion knows is he is being hit in the back of his head by Too Hot.

The two competitors brawl at ringside for a bit before reentering the ring where Too Hot is now in control. Too Hot gets in some near falls and the crowd is really into the match at this point, as they cry out in disappointment every time Brian kicks out of one of Too Hot’s pins. It is clear by the expression on Too Hot’s face that he just does not know what to do in order to beat Brian.

Brian soon manages to mount a comeback of his own and he gets Too Hot down on the mat and covers him for the pin. Too Hot manages to kick out and a very angry Brian gets up and leaves the ring. He grabs the microphone from RIPW Ring Announcer Tony Lopez and begins to speak.

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Brian Fletcher: Screw this! I’m taking my title and going home! You people don’t deserve to see me wrestle! Plus the title can’t change hands via a count-out…

With that, Brian begins walking back to the back as Referee Royce Greig begins to make his ten count. Meanwhile, Too Hot is just coming to his senses and he gets up but before he can leave the ring to go after Brian, Royce counts the champion out. This means that Too Hot has won the match but has not won the championship.

Winner via count-out: Too Hot

Time: 11:25

Note: Per RIPW rules, a championship cannot change hands via count-out. Therefore, Brian Fletcher is still the RIPW New England Heritage Champion.

[After the previous match is over with we cut to the backstage area where John Nash and the Wildcat are seen arguing. John Nash says he deserves to be the RIPW Champion and it should be he not the Wildcat that challenges Rudy tonight in the main event. The Wildcat laughs this notion off which causes John to go ballistic on the former champion, beating on the Wildcat until the former champion is no longer able to defend himself.

John Nash looks directly into the camera and says, “It looks like y‘all have a new number one contender“. He then kicks the Wildcat in the ribs for good measure before walking off.]

In an Old School Rules Match:

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Desmond McGuinness vs. Gabe Goren

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Match: This match began with both men standing in the center of the ring and throwing strikes at each other, the crowd would cheer every time Desmond would land a strike and they would boo every time Gabe would land a strike. Desmond soon gained the upper hand in this fight as he nailed Desmond with multiple punches to the face. This caused Gabe to stagger a bit and he quickly exited the ring to escape the beating he was surely about to get.

Desmond followed him out of the ring and the two men began to brawl at ringside. Referee Royce Greig began making his ten count but he did not complete it as both men managed to get back into the ring. Upon reentering, the ring both men began to brawl in the center of the ring. Gabe gained the upper hand when he poked Desmond in the eye with his thumb; Royce was not in position to see this.

Gabe, who is not known for his power moves, locked Desmond into a bear hug. This really riled up the crowd as they realized he was doing this intentionally to make the match boring. He then decided to take the match to the ground where he tried to put Desmond into various submission holds, only to see each of the broken up as Desmond managed to get to the ropes each time.

Desmond was able to mount a comeback and he even managed to get back onto the offensive. The young Brit even managed to pin Desmond a couple of times but Desmond kicked out each time. Both men were soon back on their feet as Desmond whipped Gabe into the ropes. Desmond went to clothesline Gabe but Gabe ducked and instead Desmond nailed Royce Greig with the clothesline instead.

Desmond immediately went over to check on the status of the fallen referee and while he was doing that Gabe attacked him from behind. Gabe managed to get Desmond down on the mat; it was at this point that Gabe pensively looked towards the ropes. HE SOON BEGINS TO CLIMB THE ROPES (Yes folks you read that right, he is breaking his own Old School rules.)! Gabe jumped off the top rope and nailed Desmond with a Flying Legdrop much to the shock of the crowd. Gabe then muttered something to himself, it seemed like he was justifying to himself why he jumped off the top rope.

After a few seconds of talking to himself, Gabe went over and revived the shaken Royce. He then covered Desmond for the pin and the victory.

Winner: Gabe Goren

Time: 10:44

For the RIPW Championship:

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The Wildcat vs. Rudy Velasquez ©

[Rob and Brian question whether the Wildcat will be able to compete in the main event after what John Nash did to him earlier in the night. As the challenger, the Wildcat‘s music is played first but he does not come out. Referee Royce Greig and Ring Announcer Tony Lopez look at each other with quizzical looks on their faces.

After about a minute of him not showing up, Rudy‘s music begins to play and the new RIPW Champion makes his way down to the ring. Rudy demands that Royce begin his mandatory ten count because the Wildcat is obviously not showing up. Royce holds off for a little bit before he reluctantly begins to make his ten count.

All of a sudden, the Wildcat appears from behind the backstage curtain and the crowd goes nuts as he slowly makes his way down to the ring. Due to the earlier attack, his ribs are heavily taped up. Finally, the former champion enters the ring and asks for the microphone.]

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The Wildcat: Rudy…Royce…I just want you and the fans to know that I have not been medically cleared to wrestle tonight in the main event…

[upon hearing that the crowd begins to boo.]

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The Wildcat: But…I am…I am a man who doesn’t shirk my responsibilities and I ain’t gonna start doing that tonight. So I told Professor Nero and Henry Lee that I would sign a wavier releasing RIPW and you Rudy from any further damage that may be inflicted upon me during this match. So let’s get this dance started!

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Match: As soon as the bell rings, Rudy goes right after the Wildcat’s injured ribs. The Wildcat is already very winded thanks to his damaged ribs. Rudy did not go easy on the former champion knowing full well that in order to beat the Wildcat he had to exploit the Wildcat’s injuries.

Rudy dominated the match but once again he had a very tough time putting away the Wildcat even with the Wildcat being injured. Rudy threw everything he had at the former champion but he could not break the Wildcat. Rudy even pinned the Wildcat a couple of times only to have the former champion kick out at the last second.

The Wildcat had a minor offensive run during the latter stages of the match. However, he was too injured to be effective and Rudy finished him off with a Street Cutter and then covered him for the pin (He did use the bottom ring rope for added leverage just incase the Wildcat tired to kick out.) and the victory.

Winner and still RIPW Champion: Rudy Velasquez

Time: 15:52

BHK1978 · February 11, 2012

Once again, I would just like to thank everyone that has taken the time to predict, read, and post in this diary.

Here are the results for the show:

TakerNGN74 6/8
hellboy2 5/8
michgcs 4/8
Jingo 3/8
Rayelek 3/8

I would like to congratulate TakerNGN74 for making a triumphant return and for getting the most right for this show! There is no prize this time around unless you want to ask a worker on my roster a question.

Post Show Thoughts:

1. Everyone with the exception of Taker picked the Big Ugly Bastards to win. Which is not at all surprising as it was their debut match and they are supposed to destroy everyone in their path. However, like Heather said in her interview with Sue, the BUBS are not about winning or losing, they are about destroying others. If they win, cool…if not well it does not matter because they got to mess some people up.

2. Three people picked George Wolfe to win, George will probably not be winning much anytime soon. He has hardly any popularity in the United States and he does not seem to be gaining any no matter whom I put him in the ring with. I just realized that I said this right after the previous show as well…ah…well here is something I tried to bring his father in but he only works in Canada. I really wanted to work it where the father was disappointed at what a loser his son was.

3. I find it to be highly annoying that the picture of Cody Cook is at normal size on here. I resized it in Photobucket to be the size of the rest of the pictures and on Photobucket it even says it is that size. However, when I put it up on here well it is at the normal size.

Two predictions in a row? Blame alcohol.

Well that is a new one; I have had a "respected" (I use the term respected loosely because come on, all we are doing is writing fan fiction on here. It is not like we are curing cancer.) writer pretty much say he was not going to read my diary because it was a waste of their time. I have never had someone say that they picked in my diary because they were drunk. That is a new one for me.

For the RIPW New England Heritage Championship:
Too Hot vs. Brian Fletcher ©
I'm guessing Too Hot wins via DQ or countout

Good guess! I didn't think anyone would think that would be the outcome. No wonder why you always figure out when I am Scum in Mafia. You must know my tell or something...

BHK1978 · February 15, 2012

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Sue’s Superstar of the Month!

[The following interview took place while The Making of Legends III was still going on. Sue Danes is standing next to Gabe Goren, who has just come to the backstage area after his match with Desmond McGuinness. Behind Gabe and Sue is a television monitor.]

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Sue Danes: Wud up RIPW fans! It’s your girl Sue Danes here and it is that time of the month again, you know when I interview an RIPW superstar! My guest this month is Gabe Goren.

Gabe you totally just finished your match against Desmond McGuinness. Now the match totally took place under your Old School Rules. But you should have totally lost the match because you jumped off the top rope in the match which like is clearly a violation of the rules of the match…

[Gabe looks at Sue with a confused look on his face. He then begins to speak in his Ben Stein like voice.]

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Gabe Goren: Hello my name is Gabe Goren. Now Susan, I am unaware of what you are talking about in regards to me jumping off the top rope during my match against Desmond. I would never do such an egregious act.

If I were to do what you claimed I did…well then I should have been automatically disqualified under the rules of the match. I clearly was not disqualified at any point during the match. Therefore, I did not break any rules during the match.

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Sue Danes: Um…dude…like…if I were to show you footage of you jumping off the top rope, would you totally admit to doing it?

[Gabe laughs over the notion that they may have footage of him.]

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Gabe Goren: Yes, yes…if there is footage I would be obliged to admit any wrongdoing but there is no such evidence so I believe it is a moot point.

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Sue Danes: Well dude it just so happens that we have the footage right here. Fellas roll the tape…

[A nervous Gabe Goren watches, on the monitor behind him, footage of him jumping off the top rope and hitting Desmond with a Flying Legdrop. After the footage is done, Gabe stands there flabbergasted as he tries to think up a reasonable excuse for what he did.]

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Gabe Goren: Well that footage was…ah…hmm…that footage was…clearly doctored. You can clearly see that someone superimposed my head onto the body of someone else. I mean that wrestler jumping off the top rope has a belly…where as I do not because I keep myself in tiptop shape.

The footage you have just shown me is clearly from someone who does not like me and harbors ill will against me. Trust me when I say this, I will make it my personal mission to find out who doctored the tape. When I find them, I will force them to admit what they have done to me. This is clearly propaganda…aimed at discrediting my Old School movement.

I will clear this up one way or another! I owe it to myself but most of all; I owe it to my fans who call out my last name during my matches.

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Sue Danes: Dude why are you lying right now. You were totally caught on tape and there is no way that was doctored. You totally got caught; why not fess up to what you did?

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Gabe Goren: I will not fess up to anything my good woman! I did nothing wrong! Now if you will excuse me I shall hunt down the perpetrator of this crime against me posthaste!

[Gabe marches off camera as Sue giggles over the ridiculousness of his claim. As soon as Sue is able to compose herself, she closes out the segment.]

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Sue Danes: Well…um…like that is all for this month, I hope you tune in next month when I interview my next superstar of the month. Until then, I hope you all have a kick ass month! See you all laters!

[sue blows a kiss at the camera as the screen fades to black.]

BHK1978 · February 16, 2012

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RIPW personality Doctor Bill McGraw will no longer be making house calls!

We here at Totalextremewrestling.com have just learned that RIPW personality Doctor Bill McGraw's (real name Don Richards) contract has not been renewed. Sources inside the company have informed us that RIPW and Richards were unable to come to terms over a contract extension.

Neither Mister Richards nor anyone from RIPW has issued any comments in regards to the release of Mister Richards. When further information is made available we shall report it right here.

ooc: Bottom line was Coyote Dynamite was asking for too much money to justify keeping him around. I am not sure how I will explain away him leaving from a storyline perspective, but I shall think of something.

michgcs · February 16, 2012

NOOOOOOOO And LOL, I didn't know he was Coyote Dynamite but NOOOOOOOO!

Who's gonna take care of Jerry now?!

BHK1978 · February 19, 2012

The following video is on RIPW.com

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[The following footage was shot in what appears to be the parking lot of the Warwick Mall in Warwick, Rhode Island. We see Hank Mudd dressed in his street clothes standing in the parking lot. A voice off camera informs him that the camera is now recording.]

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Hank Mudd: Sky King in a few short days you and I are going to meet in the ring at Christmas Clash 2012. This is not a fact that I relish, mainly because I know full well what you are capable of and because I have no real ill will towards you. You and I have been friends for the past two years; we were the founding members of the Evil Empire. I have been over your house; my kids have played with your kids. How can I have harsh feelings towards you?

You see at Boston Brawl Five when you and the rest of the Empire turned on me, I knew that you did not feel comfortable beating me up. I know that you reluctantly did so because you had to. Later on that night, I caused you to lose your tag team championship. I do feel remorse for causing you to lose something you held so close to you.

However, we both know that I wouldn’t allow you and Crusher to jump me without having to pay the consequences of such an action. You paid when I caused you to lose something that you cherished.

This Saturday I am going to have to go through you in order to get to Jake. Like I said before I do not relish this but I have to do what I have to do. On Saturday, what I am going to do to you is going to be strictly business and not personal. I will defeat you in order to get my hands on that cocky s.o.b. Jake Havok.

NOOOOOOOO And LOL, I didn't know he was Coyote Dynamite but NOOOOOOOO!

Who's gonna take care of Jerry now?!

Jerry is going to have to take care of himself...

BHK1978 · February 29, 2012

ooc: Sorry I have not posted in this diary for so long. This last show is taking forever to write (I still have the main event to finish.) and I am posting this to give me the motivation I need to finish the show. Well I did manage to write three shows last month so one show this month is not out of the norm for me I suppose.

RIPW Presents: Christmas Clash 2012

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Well RIPW fans we are going to have one fantastic show for you when we return to PAL Hall in Fall River, Massachusetts on Saturday, December 22, 2012. The name of the event is Christmas Clash 2012 and it looks like we have one humdinger of a card lined up for you!

On this night, we shall see Desmond McGuinness taking on Gabe Goren in a Blackpool Brawl Match. Now from what I have been told by Desmond, the rules of this match are simple each wrestler is only allowed to bring one weapon down to the ring with them. Said weapon is the only weapon they can use on their opponent during the duration of the match. If they use another weapon on their opponent that is different from the one they brought to the ring with them, it will be an automatic disqualification. There are no other rules other than that rule. I caught with Desmond to hear his thought about this upcoming match. Here is what the young man from Blackpool had to say.

“Oi, Gabe Goren…or should I call ya Boring Goren. On Sunday the twenty-second of December, me and you are going to meet in my specialty match. Now I don’t know if that means I gota advantage and I don’t care mate. All I know is I’m gonna have some bloody fun beating the piss outta ya, ya stupid boring wanker!”

Well I for one am going to look forward to that match as it promises to be one bloody spectacle. That match is not the only hardcore match on the Christmas Clash card. The other hardcore match will see perhaps the most craziest wrestler in the history of RIPW, Jerry Martin taking on Prince Rahabad. This match clearly favors Jerry Martin, so much so that I just had to ask Barrister Gowon, Prince Rahabad’s attorney, how he felt about Jerry having the home field advantage so to speak. Here is what Barrister Gowon had to say.

“Jerry Martin is a fool; he thinks he can challenge his Royal Highness Prince Rahabad to a hardcore match! The prince is Nigerian royalty, he is used to taking on common thugs and that is just what Jerry Martin is…a common thug. Now there is no question that the prince should not be wrestling in a hardcore match because it is beneath him to do so. However, he will take part in this barbaric match and he will prove to Jerry Martin that you do not mess with royalty.”

I think Barrister Gowon and Prince Rahabad are seriously underestimating Jerry Martin and that is the last thing you want to do especially if you are meeting him in a hardcore match.

Our main event will see RIPW Champion Rudy Velasquez defending his title against an opponent that has yet to be determined. Rudy did not seem to be worried at all about not knowing whom his opponent will be; here is what he had to say on the subject.

“I ain’t scared homie. The RIPW Championship Committee can throw whatever vato they want at me and I’ll send that little bitch home in a body bag. I know what’s going on here in RIPW, the people that run da show don’t want a champion with a brown face, so they be trying to do everything they can to throw me off. That’s cool cuz at the end of the day I gonna walk out of any situation they put me in as the winner! Viva la raza!"

It seems as if the RIPW Champion has a lot of confidence and he should because he is RIPW Champion. That fact alone means you are the best of the best here in RIPW. However, he has no clue as to which wrestler he is going to face, so he should not be taking his match at Christmas Clash lightly.

Well I hope you fans in Fall River and the surrounding areas come out to support our show. Because as you can see it is going to be one humdinger of a card! By the way, a ticket to Christmas Clash would make the perfect holiday gift for the RIPW fan in your life.

That is it for this month folks, so come on down to the PAL Hall in Fall River, Massachusetts and witness what is sure to be another great RIPW event! The show starts at 7:00 p.m. and doors open at 6:00p.m. So come early and make sure enjoy the show!

For the RIPW Championship:
??? (Current RIPW Wrestler) vs. Rudy Velasquez ©

For the RIPW New England Heritage Championship:
Too Hot vs. Brian Fletcher

For the RIPW Tag Team Championships:
The Young Braves © vs. The Young Guns

Hardcore Match:
Jerry Martin vs. Prince Rahabad

In a Blackpool Brawl Match:
Desmond McGuinness vs. Gabe Goren

Hank Mudd vs. Sky King

Leftie Wilkes vs. Avalanche

Sunburst vs. Justin Sensitive

michgcs · February 29, 2012

For the RIPW Championship:

??? (Current RIPW Wrestler) vs. Rudy Velasquez ©

Not going with the Triple ?s as I actually like Rudy

For the RIPW New England Heritage Championship:

Too Hot vs. Brian Fletcher

This is where a title change happens

For the RIPW Tag Team Championships:

Maybe their last-ever defense?

Hardcore Match:

Jerry Martin vs. Prince Rahabad

The Prince somehow pulls it off to force a rubber match?

In a Blackpool Brawl Match:

Desmond McGuinness vs. Gabe Goren

D-McG's gotta get a win, right?

Hank Mudd vs. Sky King

The redemption tour continues

Leftie Wilkes vs. Avalanche

Via DQ?

Sunburst vs. Justin Sensitive

As you said, Sunburst has practically no overness... hoping that still holds true

Jingo · February 29, 2012

For the RIPW Championship:

The Rudy experiment continues ...

For the RIPW New England Heritage Championship:

Too Hot vs. Brian Fletcher

For the RIPW Tag Team Championships:

Im going here with the change ... Although it is bound to be Fletcher now.

Hardcore Match:

Jerry Martin vs. Prince Rahabad

In a Blackpool Brawl Match:

Desmond McGuinness vs. Gabe Goren

Hank Mudd vs. Sky King

Leftie Wilkes vs. Avalanche

Sunburst vs. Justin Sensitive

Harmor · February 29, 2012

For the RIPW Championship:

While I agree with mich, predicting against the ? usually has me lose points so there ya go ^^

For the RIPW New England Heritage Championship:

Too Hot vs. Brian Fletcher

For the RIPW Tag Team Championships:

Hardcore Match:

Jerry Martin vs. Prince Rahabad

In a Blackpool Brawl Match:

Desmond McGuinness vs. Gabe Goren

Hank Mudd vs. Sky King

Leftie Wilkes vs. Avalanche

Sunburst vs. Justin Sensitive

BHK1978 · March 2, 2012

RIPW Presents: Christmas Clash 2012

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Saturday, December 22, 2012

PAL Hall, Fall River, Massachusetts

Attendance: 300

Show Rating: E

[The evening starts out in a different manner than the fans of RIPW are accustomed to as RIPW Commissioner Henry Lee is standing in the center of the ring.]

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Henry Lee: Hello and welcome RIPW fans to Christmas Clash 2012! Before I address why I am out here in the ring, I would like to take the time to wish each and every one of our fans a happy and healthy holiday season.

Now let us get down to business, tonight I along with the RIPW Championship Committee have decided to give the Wildcat one more crack at the RIPW Championship. The reason for this decision is because the Wildcat has yet to get a rematch where he is in decent condition to challenge for the championship.

This is not meant as a punishment towards our champion Rudy…

[before Henry can finish his thought, we hear the voice of the RIPW Champion Rudy Velasquez.]

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Rudy Velasquez: It sure feels like it vato…

[Rudy soon steps out from behind the backstage curtain, flanked by his cousins Team Velasquez, and heads down to the ring with a microphone in his right hand.]

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Rudy Velasquez: It feels like you are trying to give the Wildcat every opportunity to get my belt back. It’s almost as if you don’t want me as champion because I don’t fit the image of what this company wants as its champion.

So is that it ese? You don’t want me as the RIPW Champion because I am Hispanic because I don‘t fit your demographic…

[Henry rolls his eyes of the notion that this is race related before he addresses Rudy‘s accusation.]

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Henry Lee: Rudy you know very well that this has nothing to do with race. I don’t care if the RIPW Champion is white, yellow, black, brown, green, or purple…race does not mean a thing to me. What does matter is fairness and I am not sure if fairness has been afforded to the Wildcat during his past two matches due to what John Nash has done to him.

Tonight I am going to set things right, you and the Wildcat will be facing off against each other in the main event and that is the bottom line. Now you can bitch and moan about how unfair it is, or you can man-up, go back to your dressing room and prepare for your championship match later on tonight…

[Carlos does not like Henry Lee telling his cousin to man-up. He gets right in the face of Commissioner Lee and tries to intimidate Henry. Henry gives Carlos a cold death like stare for a moment before he speaks again.]

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Henry Lee: Son, I think you should direct your cousin to get out of my face because if he does not, there is no telling what I might do to him. After all, they did not call me the Icon of Insanity because of my sunny disposition.

[Carlos taunts Commissioner Lee by saying repeatedly, “What cha gonna do old man?” Finally, Rudy motions with his hand for Carlos to back off. He then leaves the ring followed closely by Team Velasquez. Henry Lee just stands in the center of the ring with a smile on his face as we head over to the announce table for the opening introduction of tonight‘s show.]

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Rob L. Miskovsky: Hello and welcome wrestling fans to Christmas Clash 2012! We are coming to you live from the PAL Hall in Fall River, Massachusetts! I am Rob L. Miskovsky and as always, I am sitting here with my broadcast partner Brian Cash-Man!

Well Brian you just heard it, tonight our main event will see the former RIPW Champion the Wildcat taking on the current RIPW Champion Rudy Velasquez. Now that should be one heck of a main event if I don’t say so myself.

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Brian Cash-Man: You this has been happening a lot lately but I actually agree with Rudy once again. I mean just how many chances is the Wildcat going to get. Why is it that the Wildcat is afforded rematch after rematch?

This is getting to the point where Rudy might as well just hand the title over to the Wildcat. Because that seems to be what has to happen. Frankly, I think Jake Havok deserves a shot at the RIPW Championship and I am going to lobby for that shot as soon as Jake retires that gnat on the butt-hole of society Hank Mudd.

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Rob L. Miskovsky: I am…um…I am not even sure what to say after that comment…

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Brian Cash-Man: You don’t have to say anything, let’s go to the ring for the first match of the night…

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Sunburst vs. Justin Sensitive

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[Prior to the start of the match Kathy Neptune took a seat at ringside, which cause Rob and Brian to speculate why she was there.]

Match: This match was a botch fest, both me were really off their game tonight and they both kept on screwing up in the ring. The fans let them both have it after every time the wrestlers screwed up.

The highlight of the match was when Sunburst jumped off the top rope and landed on Justin who was standing groggily on the outside of the ring. However, it seemed that that move did more damage to Sunburst in the long run, as Justin was able to recover and bring Sunburst back into the ring. Justin then put Sunburst away with his finishing move Grace Landing.

Winner: Justin Sensitive

Time: 5:24

[After the match is done, Kathy Neptune approaches Justin with a microphone in her hand.]

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Kathy Neptune: Over the last few months, you have impressed the hell out of me. I know last month you lost to the Braves but that was hardly your fault. After all, you did have the ultimate loser as your tag team partner.

Recently I have taken Syd Collier under my wing and I have been looking for someone to team with him. He is still a young wrestler and he needs a mentor to teach him the ins and outs of this business. I was wondering if you could be this mentor. After all, you have been part of two successful tag teams here in RIPW.

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Justin Sensitive: What does this offer entail? Does it me I getta chance to be round you?

[Kathy blushes seductively at Justin.]

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Kathy Neptune: It could if that is what you want…

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Justin Sensitive: Well den sign me up baby girl!

[Kathy and Justin walk back to the dressing room together as we head back to the ring for the next match.]

For the RIPW Tag Team Championships:

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The Young Braves © with Alexis Lee Littlefeather vs. The Young Guns

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Match: Apparently, the Young Guns earned the right to challenge the Braves for the tag team titles during that dark match last month. Not that the fans were told this by the lazy writer. Anyway, this match was a fairly straightforward match with both teams getting in equal amounts of offense in during the first few minutes of the bout. Elliot did seem to be off his game tonight as he messed up on a couple of moves during the match.

The equalizer in this match was Running Wolf as he towered over both Devyn and Elliot. Once Wolf was in the ring it seemed that there was nothing Elliot and Devyn could do that could take the big man off his feet. Wolf picked Devyn up and power slammed him down onto the mat, Wolf then tagged in Bear who took Devyn out with his finisher the Eagle Chop. Wolf then covered Devyn for the victory.

Winners and still RIPW Tag Team Champions: The Young Braves

Time: 7:05

[Just like last month, the Young Braves are celebrating their victory when the former tag team champions the Evil Empire attack the Braves from behind. The highlight of this attack was when Crusher choke slammed Running Bear on the arena floor. The former champions left the ring once RIPW’s security forces entered the ring.]

[We now head to the backstage interview area for the first time of the evening where we see Sue Danes standing by with Jerry Martin. Jerry looks like he is having a conversation with himself as he is muttering to himself while pacing back and forth.]

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Sue Danes: Wud up peeps! It’s ya girl Sue and I am totally standing here with Jerry Martin who will be taking on Prince Rahabad in a hardcore match later on tonight. Jerry I totally heard that your doctor, Doctor Bill has retired and moved to Florida because he was so frightened for his safety after the price and Burchil Gowon brutally attacked him two months ago. Do you…um…like totally have any thoughts about that?

[Jerry stops pacing and he looks at Sue with a crazed look on his face, he then begins to sing.]

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Jerry Martin: The itsy-bitsy spider,
Climbed up the waterspout,
Down came my hand and I squished his guts right out!

Prince Rahabad, you took one of the only important things away from me in my life. Doctor Bill was making progress with me you see…I was on the road to recovery. I did not have thoughts of taking Deanna and bashing skulls in. I thought about lovely things like pretty, pretty flowers and puppy dogs…can’t forget a-boot puppy dogs.

Then you attacked Doctor Bill and forced him into retirement. You took the one person away from me that was keeping me sane. Now to quote Cypress Hill, I’m insane in the membrane once again. Tonight I’m gonna take something away from you and that is your blood as a bash your head in with the lovely Deanna. Because I’m hardcore! I’m hardcore! I’m…hard…core!

[Jerry walks off camera and Sue looks directly into the camera and says.]

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Sue Danes: Well I for one would totally hate to be Prince Rahabad tonight. Back to you Rob…

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Leftie Wilkes vs. Avalanche with Heather B.

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Match: This was not much of a match; Avalanche dominated Leftie right from the opening bell. Avalanche kept nailing Leftie with punishing blow after punishing blow. All looked lost for Leftie until he mounted a comeback.

Leftie started hitting the big man with swift kicks to Avalanche’s right leg. This caused Avalanche to stagger, while Avalanche was trying to remain standing Leftie decided to take to the sky. Leftie climbed to the top rope and was about to jump off the top rope when Heather got onto the ring apron and pushed Leftie off the top rope. All of this happened right in front of Referee Royce Greig who had no choice but to disqualify Avalanche due to outside interference.

Winner by way of disqualification: Leftie Wilkes

Time: 4:44

[After the match is done with, Avalanche is joined by his B.U.B. cohort Leon Brody and the two men begin to beat on Leftie while Heather B looks on ecstatically. At one point Brody whips Leftie into the corner, he then charges at his from the other corner and splashes him. Leon then props Leftie up and Avalanche nails Leftie with a splash as well.

Rob L. Miskovsky says on commentary, “Dear god somebody get a doctor down to the ring! Leftie has just been squashed by two men that weigh a combined weight of seven hundred and seventy-six pounds!"

It was at that point that some RIPW officials and Frank Fernandes head down to the ring. Heather commands the B.U.B.’s to leave the ring as the officials and Frank check on the condition of Leftie.]

The following match is a Hardcore Match:

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Jerry Martin vs. Prince Rahabad with Barrister Burchil Gowon

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Match: This match was not pretty folks. The prince was already in the ring when Jerry made his way down to the ring. Upon seeing Jerry coming down the aisle, Prince Rahabad left the ring and ran at Jerry. One would have to question the prince’s intelligence because Jerry was carrying his trusty kendo stick “Deanna” with him and the prince was nailed with said kendo stick right when he got to where Jerry was.

Various weapons were being used and it was very clear that the prince was out of his element in a match like this. At one point during the match, Barrister Gowon decided to insert himself into the match on behalf of his client. He probably should have just stayed out of the fray as Jerry nailed Burchil with a cookie sheet that a fan had handed him.

This rather short, brutal match ended when Jerry nailed the bloodied prince with a Discus Punch. He then covered Prince Rahabad for the pin and the victory.

Winner: Jerry Martin

Time: 7:57

[We now are taken to the backstage area, more specifically the office of Henry Lee. Henry is sitting at his desk when John Nash enters the office. Henry looks at John as John begins to speak.]

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John Nash: I heard you’ve been lookin for me…

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Henry Lee: Yes John I wanted to talk to about your little antics that you have been pulling lately…

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John Nash: Good cuz I wanna know why I ain’t gotten my shot at my RIPW Championship yet. Last month I took out the Wildcat. By right, I should’ve been inserted into the main event. Instead, you allowed the guy I just destroyed into the match a match that he wasn’t even medically cleared to wrestle in.

That’s some shameful crap right there. Some shameful crap…

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Henry Lee: There is nothing shameful or unjust about it John. I am not one who gives into the demands of a terrorist. Last month that is exactly what you were a terrorist, you did get something that you thought you deserved so you went out and tried to force you way into a title match.

Well that is not how things work here in RIPW. In fact, if the Wildcat had not gone out there and fought for the gold I would have rather canceled the match rather than allow you to be his replacement. Mick Jagger was right when he said, “You can’t always get what you want.” I hope you realize that now.

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John Nash: Look, I want my belt back and I don’t care what I have to do to get it. If I have to take the Wildcat out again tonight just to prove my point…I will. John Nash always gets what he wants and tonight is going to be no different.

Just like last month, I am going to find the Wildcat and destroy him. This time I won’t stop beating on him until the medics take him out on a stretcher. Then you won’t have a choice but to put me in the main event tonight.

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Henry Lee: Wow, your comprehensive skills must be very poor. What part of you cannot bully your way into a title match do you not understand?

Look, I am going to make things simple for you, if you touch a thread on the Wildcat’s mask I am going to fire your ass. Do you understand me now John?

[John looks at Henry with rage; one could easily surmise that if Henry Lee was not in a position of authority John would leap over the desk and try to beat him to death.]

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John Nash: Yeah I understand…

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Henry Lee: Good, now if you will excuse me I really have other stuff to attend to. I am sure you can show yourself out.

[Jake Havok replaces Brian Cash-Man on commentary for the next match. He tells Rob he is out here to see Hank lose yet another match to a more talented, younger, wrestler.]

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Match: Sky King looked uneasy as Hank entered the ring, it very much seemed like he was unwilling to face off against his former friend. After the introductions were made Hank went over to Sky King and offered to shake his hand as a gesture of respect. Sky King reluctantly shook Hank’s hand much to the dismay of Brian Cash-Man and Jake Havok on commentary.

This match was very good and it was helped by the fact that Sky King and Hank have pretty good chemistry. There was some good back and forth action at the start of the match, Sky King soon managed to take control. Sky King started to dominate Hank but for some reason, whether it is due to respect of his former friend or lack of killer instinct, he just did not pin Hank. He had plenty of opportunities to do so and Brian Cash-Man kept on barking at him from outside of the ring, “Make the damn pin, King!” Sky King just could not pull the trigger.

This reluctance led to his downfall as Hank began to fight back. Hank did not seem to hesitate fighting his former friend. Hank finally put Sky King away with his finisher the MVP; he then covered him for the victory. Which means that Hank has now earned the right to fight Jake Havok next month.

Winner: Hank Mudd

Time: 9:49

[After the match is done, Hank helps Sky King to his feet. He says something to Sky King who just nods his head. While this is going on Jake Havok leaves the ringside, announce table, sneaks up behind Hank, and nails him with a vicious forearm to the back of the head. This causes Hank to fall to the mat and Jake begins to lay the boots down on the fallen Hank.

Sky King just watches this with a concerned look on his face but he does nothing to save his former friend but he also does nothing to help Jake either. Finally, RIPW officials come down to the ring and separate Jake from the bruised and battered Hank.]

[Once again, we head to the backstage interview area where the RIPW New England Heritage Champion Brian Fletcher is standing by.]

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Brian Fletcher: Americans in general are some of the dumbest people I have met. American wrestling fans are thee dumbest people in the world. What do I have to say…what do I have to do…in order for you idiots to stop cheering for me?

It is because you fans are so damn dumb that I refuse to wrestle an entire match in front of you the unwashed masses. I tired pandering to you fans; there was a point where there was nothing in this world I wanted more than for you fans to cheer for me.

You fans never did take to me, instead I would see signs saying, “Die Raphael, Die!” What kind of message is that for the children? Here you have a role model, a guy who is telling your children to stay in school and don’t do drugs…and you are holding up signs wishing me dead!

You people are sick! What really makes me question your collective intelligence is when I finally did kill off Raphael; you started to cheer for me. I hate you people and now you worship me, I am not getting the adulation from you that I was searching for from you for so many years. Now I don’t want it!

Tonight Too Hot you and I are going to meet in the ring for my New England Heritage Championship. I will probably let you win tonight because I am either going to intentionally get myself counted out or I am going to intentionally get myself disqualified. I am not going to give you a shot at beating me for this title because that is exactly what the fans want. And I am not going to give them what they want…not now…or ever…a-gain.

For the RIPW New England Heritage Championship:

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Too Hot vs. Brian Fletcher ©

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Match: This match stated out with Brian simply walking out of the ring right after the bell rang. It was clear that he was heading towards the locker room. Too Hot was not about to allow Brian to simply get himself counted-out in this match. Therefore, he pursued Brian down the aisle.

Upon catching up to Brian, Too Hot began brawling with the New England Heritage Champion. The two men fought their way back to the ring as Referee Royce Greig was making a very liberal ten count. They finally reentered the ring at which point Too Hot gained control of the match. On three occasions, Too Hot was microseconds away from becoming the next New England Heritage Champion.

However, he was unable to seal the deal. Too Hot decided to drop Brian with a Heat Seeking Missile (Dropkick), but Brian moved out of the way and Too Hot instead nailed Referee Royce Greig with his finisher. Once that happened, Brian went into his trunks and pulled out some sort of foreign object (Stop laughing! You people have dirty minds!). He then proceeded to hit Too Hot with said foreign object, which knocked Too Hot out. Brian then took Too Hot’s unconscious body and rolled it out of the ring.
Once Too Hot was outside of the ring Brian went over and revived Referee Royce Greig. Brian informed Royce that Too Hot was on the outside of the ring and so a groggy Royce began his ten count. Too Hot was unable to reenter the ring by the time Royce counted to ten, which means that Brian won the match via count out and he retained his title once again due to underhanded tactics.

Winner and still RIPW New England Heritage Champion: Brian Fletcher

Time: 8:58

[Once again it is time to head to the backstage interview area where Sue Danes is standing by with the Wildcat.]

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Sue Danes: Wildcat, tonight you finally have a chance to totally take on Rudy Velasquez without having to worry what John Nash might do to you. Um…how do you like feel about that?

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The Wildcat: It feels great to know that I can go out there, challenge Rudy for the RIPW Championship, and know that once I step into that ring I can give it my all and reclaim the RIPW Championship. You see Rudy, the last two months you haven’t seen me at the top of my game.

Remember what it was like when we faced off at the start of this year? Well that is what tonight’s gonna be like. Ya see things have come full circle as me and you are gonna face off against each other one more time. Well now, I am the challenger and you are the champion. But know this homie, I got my eye on the prize and there ain’t nothing that can be done to stop me once I set a goal. Oh my baby!

In a Blackpool Brawl Match:

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Desmond McGuinness vs. Gabe Goren

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Match: Yeah you read that right the RIPW booking committee booked two hardcore type matches in one night. Yes, it is dumb and I am sure the internet fans will let them know it. This match is a little different from your traditional hardcore match in that you are allowed to bring one weapon with you down to the ring and you are only allowed to use that single weapon throughout the match.

If you use another weapon, you will be disqualified. Desmond’s weapon of choice was a snooker cue, while Gabe brought nothing. Gabe said his fists were the only weapons that he need and he would not allow himself to disgrace the rules of the old school by using a weapon.

As soon as the bell rang, both competitors took the fight to the floor. Desmond cracked Gabe with the snooker cue a couple of times before he disregarded it. Desmond took Gabe and pushed him over the guardrail and into the crowd. Both men then began brawling in the crowd much to the delight of the fans.

After brawling outside of the ring for a few minutes, the combatants took their fight back into the ring. Gabe gained the upper hand once they reentered the ring. Gabe ensnared Desmond’s right arm in an armbar, Desmond looked to be on the verge of tapping out when Gabe simply let go of the hold. Gabe decided he wanted to punish Desmond more before beating him.

Gabe repeatedly kicked Desmond’s arm in an effort to make sure said arm would be of know use to Desmond. Once Gabe felt he had done enough damage, he once again ensnared Desmond’s right arm into an armbar. Desmond, who was very weak due to the previous armbar, was unable to continue as he passed out due to the pain.

Winner: Gabe Goren

Time: 11:29

For the RIPW Championship:

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The Wildcat vs. Rudy Velasquez ©

[Pre-match the new RIPW Head referee Royce Greig walks over to the center of the ring. He then holds up his right arm as Ring Announcer Tony Lopez (who is standing behind him) holds the microphone up to Royce‘s mouth. Royce motions for both fighters to join him in the center of the ring. Both men comply and Royce says the following:]

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Royce Greig: Gentlemen the following match is for the RIPW Championship, earlier in the day I went over the instructions for this match with each of you in the locker room. I want the two of you to have a good clean fight. You know the rules so don’t break them. Do either of you have any questions?

[both fighters shake their heads no; neither man has much of a reaction on their respective faces as they stare at each other.]

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Royce Greig: Okay then, if you would like to shake hands do so now and then return to your corner.

[The Wildcat puts his hand out and Rudy shakes the hand of his challenger without any shenanigans.]

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Match: From the ringing of the opening bell, it was clear that the Wildcat came to win, unlike the previous two meeting between these two men. In fact, he even got a couple of near falls in right out of the gate, which was something that the champion was not prepared to deal with. Rudy quickly rolled out of the ring to try to regroup.

The Wildcat followed him to the outside and both men began brawling at ringside. The highlight of this exchange was when Rudy flung the former champion into the guardrail. Referee Royce Greig was very lenient in his ten count, so much so that it seemed like a thirty count. Every time Royce would get to nine, either Rudy or the Wildcat, depending on who was in control of the match at that particular time, would reenter the ring to break the count up.

Both men finally reentered the ring and the Wildcat once again was in control throwing everything he could at the champion. Rudy knew the challenger had him against the ropes, which is why he poked the Wildcat in the eye with his right thumb, a move that the out of position Royce Greig did not see. Rudy then quickly hit the Wildcat with his finisher the Street Cutter. He proceeded to cover the Wildcat for the pin and the victory.

Winner and still RIPW Champion: Rudy Velasquez

Time: 14:30

[before the show goes off the air, we cut back to Rob L. Miskovsky who is standing by himself at the announcer‘s table.]

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Rob L. Miskovsky: Well wrestling fans that was one humdinger of a show! I hoped you all enjoyed the show tonight as much as I did! For my broadcast, partner Brian Cash-Man, I’m Rob L. Miskovsky wishing you all a safe and happy holiday season. Good night folks!

BHK1978 · March 2, 2012

Once again, I would just like to thank everyone that has taken the time to predict, read, and post in this diary.

Here are the results for the show:

Michgcs 5/8
Jingo 4/8
Harmor 4/8

I would like to congratulate michgcs for making a triumphant return and for getting the most right for this show! There is no prize this time around unless you want to ask a worker on my roster a question.

Post Show Thoughts:

1. Yes, Gabe should have lost to Desmond, but for some reason he would not agree to do so. I say some reason because nothing in Gabe’s personality would make me think he would refuse to lose. So yeah, I was left with Gabe picking up the win once again.

2. The reason I put the questions marks for the Wildcat is because the fans were not supposed to know he was getting another title shot. This will be his last for the time being, which sucks because now I have to find someone to feud with Rudy for the title and to be honest I really do not have anyone on the roster that fits that mold.

3. Michgcs, the match between Jerry Martin and Prince Rahabad was the rubber match. The Prince won the first and Jerry won the second and third.

4. I think I might start using Henry Lee and Professor Nero in more angles, just for the simple fact that they both give the segments they are in a tremendous boost ratings wise. I was not keen to use them because I think the Authority Figure is overdone in wrestling today. However, I might just have to change my tune in regards to that way of thinking.

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