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!Questions About COMIX!

 

Q - What Is COMIX?

The COMIX Wrestling League is a newly created wrestling promotion out of the Mid West region of the United States. The promotion has a large emphasis on Comedic style matches as well as comedy in general. However, that does not stop them from putting on some great matches. The promotion bases itself around certain storylines between Faces/Good Guys/Heroes, otherwise known as Tecnicos, and Heels/Bad Guys/Villains, otherwise known as Rudos.

 

Q - When and Where can I Watch COMIX Live?

COMIX events will almost never be seen on the same day every month. This is due to the sheer number of tournaments that COMIX holds per year (See following question). That being said, COMIX usually tries to hold events on a Saturday, thus ensuring an evening of family fun and entertainment. You can always catch COMIX in cities around the Mid West Region.

 

Q - What kind of Tournaments do COMIX hold?

The list of COMIX tournaments can be seen below, with a short description of what they represent.

 

January - Rey De Voladores - The Rey De Voladores tournament has an emphasis on high flying action. This tournament is all about finding out who is the top high flyer in COMIX.

 

March - Kings of Trios - The Kings of Trios tournament is one of the most prestigious tournaments that has, coincidentally, yet to be held even once. However, the hype for this tournament and the match type is, as the name states, all about Six Man Tag Matches.

 

April - Young Lions Cup - Calling all wrestlers under 25 years of age, this tournament is for those young whippersnappers. Who is the best young wrestler around?

 

July - Tag Team Grand Prix - This is a 16 Team Grand Prix, with the winning team earning a future shot at the COMIX Tag Team Championships.

 

October - Torneo Cibernetico - This is a 5 on 5 Tag Team match. A special 'batting' system is also used in which the wrestlers are given a specific order and may only tag in and out in this order. If two or more men from the same team remain, they must face each other to determine one individual winner. The winner will then get a title shot at the COMIX World Championship.

 

December - La Loteria Letal - This is a one night tournament, where 16 wrestlers will randomly be placed into eight teams. The winning team will then face off against each other to determine who will get a World Championship title shot.

 

Q - What other Championships or Awards do COMIX offer?

The COMIX World Championship, for singles wrestlers, and the COMIX Tag Team Championships, for Tag Teams.

 

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!The Rules of COMIX!

 

Possible Fouls

Fouls are awarded at the official's discretion.

Fouls can be rewarded for such infractions as:

 

Failure to break an official's count

Illegal holds or strikes

Outside interference

Use of foreign objects

Stalling

 

Striking an official will result in an immediate no-contest and the wrestler who commited the infraction will receive a one-show suspension. No questions asked.

 

The Points System

 

- Singles Matches will earn the winning wrestler 1 Point, the loser's points will be reset to zero.

- Tag Matches will earn the winning team 1 Point, the losers points will be reset to zero.

- Multi Men Matches, will all be contested under elimination rules, should they ever be contested. The winning wrestler will receive 1 Point. The Runner Up's points will remain the same. All other losers points will be reset to zero.

- Once a Singles competitor or Tag Team reaches 5 Points they will receive a shot at the respective championships.

- The only exception to this rule is if you have one a tournament. Any tournament winner can instantly cash in a title shot.

- If any wrestler already holds a championship, it is against the rules for them to compete for another championship simultaneously, only wrestlers who do not hold any championships are eligible to challenge for championships. Tournament victories do not count as championships, which obviously allows for title shots.

 

Exhibition Rules

- All matches will be contested with a 20 minute time limit

- Exhibition matches will end by DQ after one infraction

- Exhibition matches have ten counts on the floor

 

Championship Rules

- Championship Matches will be contested with a 60 minute time limit

- Championship matches have 20 counts on the floor

- Championship Matches will end by DQ after two infractions

 

Tournament Rules

- Tournament matches will be contested with a 15 minute time limit

- Tournament matches will end by DQ after one infraction

- Tournament matches have ten counts on the floor

 

Firings and Wellness Policies

If any wrestler uses performance enhancing drugs or any other drug that could affect the image of COMIX Wrestling, they will be given one chance to rehab, following a fine. If they are caught once more, the board of directors will decide whether to fire or suspend the wrestler in question.

 

If any wrestler misbehaves backstage, the board of directors will decide whether to fire, suspend or fine the wrestler in question, depending on the backstage antics at hand.

 

...More to Come...

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!Roster!

 

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Ant-Boy

Push - Lower Midcarder

Size - Lightweight

Finisher - Antidote (Diving Somersault Leg Drop)

Allies & Teams - Animal Crack-Ups (With Stretch The Chicken Boy & Lion Heart)

In 10 Words or Less - Ant-Boy is a young wrestler who has a bright future.

 

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Billy Jack Shearer

Push - Main Eventer

Size - Big Heavyweight

Finisher - Rhythm & Bruise (T-Bone Suplex)

Allies & Teams - Rock, Roll & Rumble (With Rockin' Ryan Turner & Stan 'The Man' Manna)

In 10 Words or Less - Bodyguard for the Rock, Roll & Rumble Stable / Trio.

 

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Bob Casey

Push - Main Eventer

Size - Middleweight

Finisher - Roll Up (Yes. Just a Roll Up, We Thought it was Stupid too.)

Allies & Teams - The Lone Rangers (With Cowboy Ben & Cal Sanders)

In 10 Words or Less - Good Performer, but lacks a flashy finisher.

 

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Cal Sanders

Push - Opener

Size - Lightweight

Finisher - Eleven Herbs & Spices (Double Jump Moonsault)

Allies & Teams - The Lone Rangers (With Cowboy Ben & Bob Casey)

In 10 Words or Less - Still rather young, and works cheap. I like it.

 

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Cowboy Ben

Push - Lower Midcarder

Size - Middleweight

Finisher - Pistol Whip (Flying Leg Lariat)

Allies & Teams - The Lone Rangers (With Bob Casey & Cal Sanders)

In 10 Words or Less - I've been waiting to have an excuse to use him.

 

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Coyote Dynamite

Push - Main Eventer

Size - Heavyweight

Finisher - Spinebuster

Allies & Teams - Crash! Bang! Dynamite! (With Willie York & Crash Lewis)

In 10 Words or Less - Another bodyguard for a credible stable.

 

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Crash Lewis

Push - Midcarder

Size - Lightweight

Finisher - Flying Forearm

Allies & Teams - Crash! Bang! Dynamite! (With Willie York & Coyote Dynamite)

In 10 Words or Less - Looking to capitalize on his jobbing abilities.

 

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Daredevil Aero

Push - Midcarder

Size - Small

Finishers - Aero Roll (Front Flip Senton), Aerosault (Corkscrew Moonsault)

Allies & Teams - A Tribe Called Quest (With Fearless Blue & Extreme Deluxe)

In Ten Words or Less - Young, and a good flyer, easy to mould into style.

 

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Extreme Deluxe

Push - Midcarder

Size - Small

Finishers - 460 Degree Splash, Deluxe Driver II (Brainbuster)

Allies & Teams - A Tribe Called Quest (With Fearless Blue & Daredevil Aero)

In Ten Words or Less - Young, Good Flyer, also easy to mould.

 

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Fearless Blue

Push - Midcarder

Size - Small

Finishers - Sky Twister Press (Corkscrew Moonsault Press), Springboard Lariat

Allies & Teams - A Tribe Called Quest (With Daredevil Aero & Extreme Deluxe)

In Ten Words or Less - Really Young, and easy to mould.

 

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Hugh De Aske

Push - Main Eventer

Size - Middleweight

Finishers - Cuthroat Driver (Implant DDT), Skull & Cross Bones (Cross Knee Lock)

Alliances & Teams - PYD / Pirates, Yankees and Dinosaurs (With Rex & New York Red)

In Ten Words or Less - Good, Solid Main Eventer.

 

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Island Boy Apollo

Push - Upper Midcarder

Size - Middleweight

Finishers - Superplex, Island Driver (Fisherman's DDT)

Alliances & Teams - That Native Team (With Running Wolf & Roger Monteiro)

In Ten Words or Less - Most over member of That Native Team. Good competitor overall.

 

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Lion Heart

Push - Upper Midcarder

Size - Middleweight

Finisher - Superkick

Alliances & Teams - Animal Crack-Ups (With Ant-Boy & Stretch the Chicken Boy)

In Ten Words or Less - Well... At least we got an SWF Reject.

 

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New York Red

Push - Upper Midcarder

Size - Lightweight

Finisher - Brooklyn Bridge (Flying Hurricanrana)

Alliances & Teams - PYD / Pirates, Yankees and Dinosaurs (With Rex & Hugh De Aske)

In Ten Words or Less - Decent High Flyer, so we'll have to keep him around.

 

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Paradigm

Push - Midcarder

Size - Lightweight

Finisher - Drop The Paradigm (Flying Legdrop)

Alliances & Teams - The Paratroopers (With Paradox & Paranoia)

In Ten Words or Less - Say hello to the Job Squad.

 

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Paradox

Push - Midcarder

Size - Lightweight

Finisher - Paralyzer (Snap DDT)

Alliances & Teams - The Paratroopers (With Paradigm & Paranoia)

In Ten Words or Less - See Above. No. Seriously.

 

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Paranoia

Push - Lower Midcarder

Size - Lightweight

Finisher - Freak Out (Senton Bomb)

Alliances & Teams - The Paratroopers (With Paradigm & Paradox)

In Ten Words or Less - See Paradigm. Again. Seriously.

 

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Rex

Push - Midcarder

Size - Lightweight

Finishers - Flying Headbutt, RexPlex (X-Plex)

Alliances & Teams - PYD / Pirates, Yankees and Dinosaurs (With Hugh De Aske & New York Red)

In Ten Words or Less - Good High Flyer, and pretty well rounded.

 

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Rockin' Ryan Turner

Push - Upper Midcarder

Size - Lightweight

Finisher - Six String Shooter (Spear)

Alliances & Teams - Rock, Roll & Rumble (With Billy Jack Shearer & Stan 'The Man' Manna)

In Ten Words or Less - Well, if Shearer doesn't work out, he'll have a future.

 

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Roger Monteiro

Push - Opener

Size - Lightweight

Finisher - Eagle Chop (Flying Tomahawk Chop)

Alliances & Teams - That Native Team (With Running Wolf & Island Boy Apollo)

In Ten Words or Less - Good Prospect.

 

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Running Wolf

Push - Midcarder

Size - Heavyweight

Finisher - Wolf Tamer (Inverted Russian Legsweep)

Alliances & Teams - That Native Team (With Roger Monteiro & Island Boy Apollo)

In Ten Words or Less - Still Green, but good prospect.

 

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Sergeant Bubba Lee Tough

Push - Main Eventer

Size - Light Heavyweight

Finishers - Cannon Fodder (Jacknife Powerbomb), Recon Wrench (Gutwrench Suplex), Sandwich Press (Second Rope Body Press)

Alliances & Teams - None

In Ten Words or Less - Sergeant BLT makes an excellent sandwich. Nuff' Said.

 

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Stan 'The Man' Manna

Push - Upper Midcarder

Size - Middleweight

Finisher - Rockin' Roller (Sunset Flip)

Alliances & Teams - Rock, Roll & Rumble (With Billy Jack Shearer & Rockin' Ryan Turner)

In Ten Words or Less - Good Entertainer. Good enough to keep.

 

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Stretch the Chicken Boy

Push - Opener

Size - Lightweight

Finisher - Poultry in Motion (Jumping Savate Kick)

Alliances & Teams - Animal Crack-Ups (With Ant-Boy & Lion Heart)

In Ten Words or Less - We obviously have very low standards.

 

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Willie York

Push - Main Eventer

Size - Middleweight

Finisher - Scorching Right Hand (Powerful Right Hook)

Alliances & Teams - Crash! Bang! Dynamite! (With Coyote Dynamite & Crash Lewis)

In Ten Words or Less - Good for trades with Japan.

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Sean I really like this roster! It is awsome to see Bob Casey get some work.:D

 

Thanks :)

 

I'm actually really excited to write for this promotion because it seems it'll just be a lot more fun, and I'll get to laugh alot more since I'll get more creativity. I mean, just while writing that roster page, I constantly found myself laughing about Cal Sanders' finisher. One of MY personal favorites at least :D

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COMIX Rey De Voladores Night 1

 

The Rey De Voladores Tournament Qualifiers

 

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Ant-Boy vs The Masked Panda

 

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Crash Lewis vs Extreme Deluxe

 

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Daredevil Aero vs Stretch The Chicken Boy

 

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New York Red vs Paradox

 

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Fearless Blue vs Rex

 

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Rockin' Ryan Turner vs Paradigm

 

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Roger Monteiro vs Cowboy Ben

 

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Cal Sanders vs Paranoia

 

Breakdown of the Qualifiers

So, after sending Willie York over to Japan temporarily, The Masked Panda will be making his way over to the US to take on the COMIX Rey De Voladores tournament. His first match will be against Ant-Boy. Many of the trios have been split up for this tournament, so it'll be interesting to find out what happens when they face off.

 

Main Event

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Hugh De Aske vs Bob Casey

 

Quick Picks

Ant-Boy vs The Masked Panda

Crash Lewis vs Extreme Deluxe

Daredevil Aero vs Stretch The Chicken Boy

New York Red vs Paradox

Rex vs Fearless Blue

Rockin' Ryan Turner vs Paradigm

Cowboy Ben vs Roger Monteiro

Cal Sanders vs Paranoia

 

Bob Casey vs Hugh De Aske

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Looking forward to this, the rosters already an hoot and half.

 

Ant-Boy vs The Masked Panda

Crash Lewis vs Extreme Deluxe

Daredevil Aero vs Stretch The Chicken Boy

New York Red vs Paradox

Rex vs Fearless Blue

Rockin' Ryan Turner vs Paradigm

Cowboy Ben vs Roger Monteiro

Cal Sanders vs Paranoia

 

Bob Casey vs Hugh De Aske

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Ant-Boy vs The Masked Panda

 

Crash Lewis vs Extreme Deluxe

 

Daredevil Aero vs Stretch The Chicken Boy

 

New York Red vs Paradox

 

Rex vs Fearless Blue

 

Rockin' Ryan Turner vs Paradigm

 

Cowboy Ben vs Roger Monteiro

 

Cal Sanders vs Paranoia

 

Bob Casey vs Hugh De Aske

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Guest Poppers

Ant-Boy vs The Masked Panda

Because he has an amusing mask.

Crash Lewis vs Extreme Deluxe

Because Crash is a strange name regardless whether its a nickname or stage name.

Daredevil Aero vs Stretch The Chicken Boy

Because Chicken Little was a good movie

New York Red vs Paradox

Because he has an X in his name

Rex vs Fearless Blue

Because hes true blue

Rockin' Ryan Turner vs Paradigm

Because its fun to pronounce

Cowboy Ben vs Roger Monteiro

Because I don't know who Roger Monteiro is

Cal Sanders vs Paranoia

Because he is para-AWESOME

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Quick Picks

Ant-Boy vs The Masked Panda

Crash Lewis vs Extreme Deluxe

Daredevil Aero vs Stretch The Chicken Boy

New York Red vs Paradox

Rex vs Fearless Blue

Rockin' Ryan Turner vs Paradigm

Cowboy Ben vs Roger Monteiro

Cal Sanders vs Paranoia

 

Bob Casey vs Hugh De Aske

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Ant-Boy vs The Masked Panda

Crash Lewis vs Extreme Deluxe

Daredevil Aero vs Stretch The Chicken Boy

New York Red vs Paradox

Rex vs Fearless Blue

Rockin' Ryan Turner vs Paradigm

Cowboy Ben vs Roger Monteiro

Cal Sanders vs Paranoia

 

Bob Casey vs Hugh De Aske

 

Very interesting hotch-potch of wrestlers in this one! I have to say now - I have absolutely no faith in those picks I made. When so many people on the roster have barely any popularity, the results could go either way! :D

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Ant-Boy vs The Masked Panda

Crash Lewis vs Extreme Deluxe

Daredevil Aero vs Stretch The Chicken Boy

New York Red vs Paradox

Rex vs Fearless Blue

Rockin' Ryan Turner vs Paradigm

Cowboy Ben vs Roger Monteiro

Cal Sanders vs Paranoia

 

Bob Casey vs Hugh De Aske

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You have really nice roster here with some less known guys getting the spotlight.

 

Ant-Boy vs The Masked Panda

I´m not fan of Panda

 

Crash Lewis vs Extreme Deluxe

Pretty much random pick here

 

Daredevil Aero vs Stretch The Chicken Boy

It´s Chicken Boy after all

 

New York Red vs Paradox

Paratroopers are jobbers after all

 

Rex vs Fearless Blue

Random pick number 2

 

Rockin' Ryan Turner vs Paradigm

Turner is higher on ladders

 

Cowboy Ben vs Roger Monteiro

Monteiro holds opener spot which pretty much means that he won´t win all that often

 

Cal Sanders vs Paranoia

Ditto for Sanders he´s opener so one of the jobber squad...sorry Paratroopers will actually get a win here

 

Bob Casey vs Hugh De Aske

De Aske has more upside

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Ant-Boy vs The Masked Panda

Crash Lewis vs Extreme Deluxe

Daredevil Aero vs Stretch The Chicken Boy

New York Red vs Paradox

Rex vs Fearless Blue

Rockin' Ryan Turner vs Paradigm

Cowboy Ben vs Roger Monteiro

Cal Sanders vs Paranoia

 

Bob Casey vs Hugh De Aske

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