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Masked Patriot and The Idaho Punisher

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Could someone please make story for them both. The one I really wanna know is The Idaho Punisher.

 

Like why is he punishing Idaho? I was thinking it was over a girl. I don't know. Please write a story.

 

The other thread was closed for a reason why would you start another one when it will probly be closed also?

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I'm only doing this because i'm bored. I find your constant nagging about this to be highly annoying...

 

The Idaho Punisher: A Story Of Love, Betrayal, And A Potato Famine..

 

The year was, well to be honest I don't really know what year it took place. It could be recent, it could be years ago, but it was during the time of man when man walked, drove, were flown by airplane, driven by bus, train and other forms of public transportation. Most of which are very uncomfortable and sometimes smells like pee, often occupied by loud teens who think everyone wants to hear their conversations. I swear why the hell do people think they don't bother others when they're all loud as hell on public transit?

 

Either way, the state is Idaho, the city is Boise, ya know the one place with the super awesome football team that should really get a chance at the BCS National title, not only because they have a sweet all blue turf, but they've been kicking ass for YEARS now and still get no recognition. Either way that's not my point, the point is that there was a man, a man from Boise, Idaho. He had it all, a woman, moderate amount of money, a fairly medium sized apartment, a used 2003 Ford Focus and the best damn potato farm in the state of Idaho.

 

But with such luxury came jealousy. The other people of Boise were not so impressed with this mans amazing life. They began to plot, they began to think of ways to have him share his potato empire with them, to tell his secrets on how he became such a success with the money, cars, clothes, and potatoes.

 

A group of friends approached his home, coming up the driveway they noticed his Focus actually had hub caps on the tires, something they had ever so craved. While their trip initially was supposed to be one of friendship, once they saw his has was not exasperated and falling apart, their anger and jealousy began to rise. It was another week of their precious Broncos being stuck at number 4 in the BCS rankings and another week of them not being able to grow as many potatoes as the man they were coming to visit.

 

They devised a plan on the fly, they determined that to show this bastard who was boss, they would burn his previous potato field down to the ground. A couple gallons of gas and one match later, and his field was in flames!!

 

His episode of Monday Night RAW was soon interrupted by a fantastic show of orange light outside his window. He got up to look and opened the curtain, only to be greeted by the greatest horror that his eyes had ever known. His precious potatoes were on fire, and on top of it the hub caps of his Focus had been stolen! He opened his front door and saw a note attached to it that read...

 

"HAHAH i bet u wish u had shared ur potato secrets with us now you sonofabitch"

 

At the moment, our mystery character wanted to deliver a LaGarette Blount type punch to every person in the state of Boise. He quickly called to his wife to look at the horror and destruction that had been taken place right outside their home. She immediately began to cry, professing that everything was her fault. Saying she invited the men to come and talk with him, about sharing his secrets to benefit the entire community.

 

he looked on in horror and disbelief, not believing what his moderately attractive chubby wife had just told him. He dropped to his knees and proclaimed..

 

"FROM THIS DAY FORTH, I WILL MAKE IT MY LIFES MISSION TO WRESTLE!! MOSTLY BECAUSE MY POTATO BUSINESS IS NOW RUINED, BUT I SWEAR TO YOU AND THIS ENTIRE STATE THAT YOU WILL ALL BE PUNISHED!!!! AND SOMEHOW ME WRESTLING WILL ACCOMPLISH THIS! I WILL WRITE A BOOK, A BOOK WITH ALL THE SECRETS OF THE PEOPLE OF IDAHO! YOU WILL BE PUNISHED!

 

I AM THE IDAHO PUNISHER!!!! PREPARE FOR PUNISHMENT YOU GOD FORSAKEN STATE! DAMN YOU!!!! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!'

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