Impact Wrestling...just got Sweet!

[LordJaguar]

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Presents</p><p>

Full Impact #2 Live from the Ohio Jewish Center</p><p>

Attendance = 11</p><p> </p><p>

<strong><span style="color:#0000FF;">Lobo Blanco</span></strong><strong> made </strong><strong><span style="color:#FF0000;">JT Sweet </span></strong><strong>tap out with a Lobo-Lock submission. 27/E</strong> </p><p> </p><p>

<strong><span style="color:#0000FF;">Thomas Morgan</span></strong><strong> defeated </strong><strong><span style="color:#FF0000;">Mark “The Double Threat” Smart</span></strong><strong> by pinfall after a low blow behind the ref’s back. 42/D</strong> </p><p> </p><p>

<em><span style="color:#FF0000;">Roderick Remus</span></em><em> cut a promo telling the crowd that just like last month, this month he guaranteed a victory over the Swedish Meatball, </em><em><span style="color:#0000FF;">Nigel Svensson</span></em><em>.31/E+</em> </p><p> </p><p>

<strong><span style="color:#0000FF;">Stretch the Chicken Boy</span></strong><strong> defeated </strong><strong><span style="color:#FF0000;">Cal Sanders </span></strong><strong>by count out.41/D-</strong> </p><p> </p><p>

<strong><span style="color:#FF0000;">K-Squared</span></strong><strong> defeated </strong><strong><span style="color:#0000FF;">Nathaniel Ca$ino</span></strong><strong> after </strong><strong><span style="color:#0000FF;">Ca$ino</span></strong><strong> was attacked with a chair by </strong><strong><span style="color:#FF0000;">Roderick Remus</span></strong><strong>. 36/D-</strong> </p><p> </p><p>

<em><span style="color:#0000FF;">Nathaniel Ca$ino </span></em><em>grabbed a mic and cut a promo on </em><em><span style="color:#FF0000;">Roderick Remus</span></em><em>, telling him that he got lucky last month and after costing him a match tonight, </em><em><span style="color:#FF0000;">Rod’s</span></em><em> luck has just run out. 28/E</em> </p><p> </p><p>

<strong><span style="color:#0000FF;">Tempest Appleby</span></strong><strong> defeated </strong><strong><span style="color:#FF0000;">El Diablo</span></strong><strong> by pinfall after a Apple Bottom Elbow Drop. 40/D-</strong> </p><p> </p><p>

<strong><span style="color:#FF0000;">Roderick Remus</span></strong><strong> defeated </strong><strong><span style="color:#0000FF;">Nigel Svensson </span></strong><strong>by submission with a Remus Clutch despite the distraction by </strong><strong><span style="color:#0000FF;">Nathaniel Ca$ino</span></strong><strong>. 45/D </strong> </p><p> </p><p>

<strong><em><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Overall Show…42/D</span></em></strong></p></div><p></p><p></p>

[LordJaguar]

<p>Prediction results for Full Impact #2…</p><p>

MaxxHexx scored n/a</p><p>

Huntman scored 3 out of 6 (50%)</p><p>

Phreak scored n/a</p><p>

MJStark scored 5 out of 6 (83%)</p><p>

20Legend scored 5 out of 6 (83%)</p><p>

BKremer72 scored 3 out of 6 (50%)</p><p> </p><p>

2 near perfect scores by MJStark and 20Legend!</p><p> </p><p>

Total Results Thus Far Are</p><p>

MaxxHexx scored 3 out of 12 (25%)</p><p>

Huntman scored 6 out of 12 (50%)</p><p>

Phreak scored 4 out of 12 (33%)</p><p>

MJStark scored 9 out of 12 (75%)</p><p>

20Legend scored 7 out of 12 (58.3%)</p><p>

BKremer72 scored 5 out of 12 (41.6%)</p><p> </p><p>

Congrats to MJStark who has pushed past the pack to take the lead. Remember after 5 shows we will announce a winner who will then be allowed to pick 1 person, on roster, who gets an automatic by to the IWC Championship Tournament Finals. Second Place winner will choose 1 person, on roster and not picked by the winner, to be denied entrance in said tournament. Good luck to all and happy predicting. Next card will be up shortly. </p><p> </p><p>

*OOC Anyone who jumps in the prediction contest now or at a later date will be given 1 point less than the lowest scorer so far.</p>

[LordJaguar]

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PRESENTS</p><p>

Full Impact! </p><p>

Live from the Ohio Jewish Center the 1st Saturday of every month!</p><p>

This Months Card...</p><p>

Nigel Svensson vs. Cal Sanders</p><p>

Nathaniel Ca$ino vs. JT Sweet</p><p>

Lobo Blanco vs. Mark Smart </p><p>

Stretch the Chicken Boy vs. El Diablo</p><p>

Thomas Morgan vs. K-Squared</p><p>

Tempest Appleby vs. Roderick Remus</p><p>

</p></div><p></p><p></p>

[LordJaguar]

<p></p><div style="text-align:center;"><p> <span style="font-size:18px;"><strong>Something smells…chickeny?</strong></span></p><p> </p><p>

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<em>The second Full Impact for the year was over and Jose “JT Sweet” Torres was inside the makeshift locker room trying to remove the pink nail polish from his finger with little success. As he sat there scrubbing his nails for all he was worth Stretch the Chicken Boy walked into the locker room, still wearing the yellow and red pants with a yellow shirt and red suspenders combo he wrestled in. Jose looked up and Stretch smiled a weak grin as he reached inside a small closet and pulled out a small cage housing a white hen. Jose looked at the bird then back at Stretch. Stretch sensing the question before it was even asked answered what was on Jose’s mind.</em></p><p> </p><p>

Stretch: <span style="color:#FF0000;">Just picking up my pet chicken boss. I know you think I’m probably playing up the image too much but believe me this wasn’t my idea.</span></p><p> </p><p>

<em>Upon hearing this, Jose’s curiosity got the better of him. With more than a small amount of hesitation he asked a question he regretted the second it left his lips.</em> </p><p> </p><p>

Jose: <span style="color:#0000FF;">What do you mean this wasn’t your idea?</span> </p><p> </p><p>

Stretch:<span style="color:#FF0000;"> Believe it or not, I didn’t intend to end up as Stretch the Chicken Boy. No, I always saw myself becoming the next…Sam Strong. I know I don’t have Sam’s physique or natural charisma, but when I broke into the business I really believed with hard work, vitamins, and a few prayers…even I could get ripped and charming. One fast metabolism later and I’m still a hundred fifty pound weakling. Heck, there are female wrestlers with more muscles than me…and I don’t mean those big bodybuilder types I mean the BSC bimbos! </span> </p><p> </p><p>

Jose: <span style="color:#0000FF;">Ok, so you got a slow metabolism, but that still doesn’t explain the chicken. </span> </p><p> </p><p>

<em>Stretch sits down next to Jose and sighs, a deep, heavy, weight of the world type of sigh.</em> </p><p> </p><p>

Stretch: <span style="color:#FF0000;">After getting my money ripped off by two different “trainers” I decided to try to join the SWF Training Camp but I was laughed out of the building. I bounced around the country for a time but I still wanted to be the next Sam Strong. One day while I was checking out a local carnival I got what I thought would be my chance. A guy by the name of Robert Tanner came up to me and told me he was looking for someone of my size to wrestle his strongman John the Mighty. Apparently he was looking to cash in on the growing wrestling boom. He said I had to do was come out, let John put me in a few holds and then take a body slam and get pinned. He was even going to pay me twenty bucks to do it. I didn’t even hesitate…though in retrospect I should have.</span></p><p> </p><p>

<span style="color:#FF0000;">Robert’s angle for the match was John was fed up with the local geeks biting the heads off of chickens and so he was going to teach them a lesson. The two geeks that worked for Robert knew better than to get in the ring with John, due to his drinking and drug problems, but unfortunately for me that little bit of info was kept to themselves. After John did his spiel about saving chickens, the head geek said he was sending out the toughest geek to ever bite the head off a chicken…Stretch the Chicken Boy! </span> </p><p> </p><p>

Jose: <span style="color:#0000FF;">Let me guess, this is when you came waltzing out?</span> </p><p> </p><p>

Stretch: <span style="color:#FF0000;">Yup. I walked my dumb butt into that ring and got the snot kicked out of me. In fact, my missing teeth, they were knocked out in that very match. Robert told me the crowd loved it and soon he had the idea to have me carry a chicken to the ring and threaten to bite it’s head off and spit it on John, or whoever my opponent was that evening. Thank God I was never booked to win. After the carnival took a break for the winter a guy from the Canadian indy scene asked me to bring my bit to his shows which I did. The rest…is history best forgotten.</span> </p><p> </p><p>

Jose: <span style="color:#0000FF;">But…why do you still have the chicken? I mean you no longer bring it to the ring right? </span> </p><p> </p><p>

Stretch: <span style="color:#FF0000;">This isn’t the same chicken. No this chicken here I bought after Robert cooked my original chicken and served it for lunch. In fact I named this chicken in honor of that first chicken.</span> </p><p> </p><p>

Jose: <span style="color:#0000FF;">What’s its name?</span> </p><p> </p><p>

Stretch: <span style="color:#FF0000;">Extra Crispy.</span> </p><p> </p><p>

Jose:<span style="color:#0000FF;">...?</span> </p><p> </p><p>

Stretch: <span style="color:#FF0000;">I’m just joshing you boss man. Her name is Tina. Tina her reminds me just what might have been…you know, if I did become the next Sam Strong instead of winding up as Stretch the Chicken Boy. </span> </p><p> </p><p>

Jose: <span style="color:#0000FF;">You never know Stretch, you still might become the next Sam Strong…</span> </p><p> </p><p>

Stretch: <span style="color:#FF0000;">You know, a lot of people have said that to me over the years…you’re the first person who said it without making it sound like the lie it is….Thanks.</span> </p><p> </p><p>

<em>Stretch gets up and walks toward the door holding Tina’s cage when Jose opened his mouth again.</em> </p><p> </p><p>

Jose: <span style="color:#0000FF;">Aren’t you going to change out of your wrestling gear?</span> </p><p> </p><p>

Stretch: <span style="color:#FF0000;">I never changed into any…what you see is what you get. This is me boss man, love it or leave it you know? </span> </p><p> </p><p>

Jose: <span style="color:#0000FF;">Don’t you worry about people…making fun of you? </span> </p><p> </p><p>

Stretch: <span style="color:#FF0000;">Naw, I mean we all just got to be who we are right. For better or worse I’m Stretch and if people don’t think that’s good enough…then there loss. </span> </p><p> </p><p>

Jose: <span style="color:#0000FF;">Take it easy Stretch…</span> </p><p> </p><p>

Stretch: <span style="color:#FF0000;">You too boss man.</span> </p><p> </p><p>

<em>Jose picks up the nail polish remover and begins to pour it on the rag in his hand when he suddenly stops. He puts the bottle down and looks at his hand, pinks nails still shining in the light.</em> </p><p> </p><p>

Jose: <span style="color:#0000FF;">Screw it… </span> </p><p> </p><p>

<em>Jose gets up and grabs his bag and walks out of the room, thinking that perhaps Stretch is right. We should just be the best us we can be and screw what people think…and that gave him a great idea for an angle…</em></p>

[Rayelek]

<p><strong>Nigel Svensson</strong> vs. Cal Sanders</p><p>

<strong>Nathaniel Ca$ino</strong> vs. JT Sweet</p><p>

Lobo Blanco vs. <strong>Mark Smart </strong></p><p>

<strong>Stretch the Chicken Boy</strong> vs. El Diablo</p><p>

<strong>Thomas Morgan</strong> vs. K-Squared</p><p>

Tempest Appleby vs. <strong>Roderick Remus</strong></p><p> </p><p>

I loved that segment with Stretch. In honor of his wanting to be the next Sam Strong, I now want to see a "Stretch Arm<em>strong</em>" alt for him. <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p>

[LordJaguar]

Thanks for the positive feedback on the Stretch segment. I wasn't too sure how it would come off to others.

[MJStark]

<p>Good segment <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/wink.png.686f06e511ee1fbf6bdc7d82f6831e53.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Nigel Svensson</strong> vs. Cal Sanders</p><p>

<strong>Nathaniel Ca$ino</strong> vs. JT Sweet</p><p>

Lobo Blanco vs. <strong>Mark Smart</strong></p><p>

<strong>Stretch the Chicken Boy</strong> vs. El Diablo</p><p>

<strong>Thomas Morgan</strong> vs. K-Squared</p><p>

Tempest Appleby vs. <strong>Roderick Remus</strong></p>

[smurphy1014]

<p><strong>Nigel Svensson</strong> vs. Cal Sanders</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Nathaniel Ca$ino</strong> vs. JT Sweet</p><p> </p><p>

Lobo Blanco vs. <strong>Mark Smart</strong></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Stretch the Chicken Boy</strong> vs. El Diablo</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Thomas Morgan</strong> vs. K-Squared</p><p> </p><p>

Tempest Appleby vs. <strong>Roderick Remus</strong></p>

[20LEgend]

<p>Stretch segment was amazing, great piece of writing, especially with JT at the end the whole 'screw it' really good!</p><p>

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Nigel Svensson vs. <strong>Cal Sanders</strong></p><p>

<strong>Nathaniel Ca$ino </strong>vs. JT Sweet</p><p>

<strong>Lobo Blanco</strong> vs. Mark Smart </p><p>

<strong>Stretch the Chicken Boy</strong> vs. El Diablo</p><p>

Thomas Morgan vs.<strong> K-Squared</strong></p><p>

Tempest Appleby vs. <strong>Roderick Remus</strong></p>

[bkremer72]

<p>Nigel Svensson vs. <strong>Cal Sanders</strong></p><p>

<strong>Nathaniel Ca$ino</strong> vs. JT Sweet</p><p>

Lobo Blanco vs. <strong>Mark Smart</strong></p><p>

<strong>Stretch the Chicken Boy</strong> vs. El Diablo</p><p>

<strong>Thomas Morgan</strong> vs. K-Squared</p><p>

Tempest Appleby vs. <strong>Roderick Remus</strong></p>

[LordJaguar]

<p>Thanks for all the positive feedback guys!</p><p> </p><p>

Looks like Raylek and Smurphy1014 are now in the prediction contest with 2 points each. Good luck to them and to everyone and please enjoy!</p>

[LordJaguar]

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Presents

Full Impact #3 Live from the Ohio Jewish Center

Attendance = 9

 

Cal Sanders pinned Nigel Svensson, using the ropes for leverage. 46/D

 

Nathaniel Ca$ino pinned JT Sweet following a Roll of the Dice. 20/E-

 

Nathaniel Ca$ino cuts a promo letting Roderick Remus know that despite his recent good fortunes, soon his luck will run out. Nathaniel then ended his promo with his trademark catchphrase… Betting on Nathaniel is anything but a gamble. 31/E+

 

Lobo Blanco made Mark Smart tap out with a Lobo-Lock. 40/D-

 

El Diablo came out and trashed Stretch for being a geeky, loser that nobody will ever want to grow up to be like. 20/E-

 

Stretch The Chicken Boy came out with no music and told El Diablo that there are a lot of “geeky, losers” both in this world and in this audience and that he would beat Diablo for each and every one of them! 21/E-

 

Stretch the Chicken Boy defeated El Diablo when El Diablo tapped out to the Chicken Choker. 33/E+

 

K-Squared pinned Thomas Morgan. 44/D

 

Roderick Remus made Tempest Appleby tap out to a Remus Clutch. 40/D-

 

Roderick grabbed a mic and let Nathaniel know that he hasn’t been lucky…he is just that much better than all the other losers in the IWC! 28/E

 

 

Overall Show…37/D-

[LordJaguar]

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PRESENTS

Full Impact!

Live from the Ohio Jewish Center the 1st Saturday of every month!

This Months Card...

Nigel Svensson vs. K-Squared

Tempest Appleby vs. Mark Smart

Nathaniel Ca$ino vs. El Diablo

Thomas Morgan vs. JT Sweet

Stretch the Chicken Boy vs. Roderick Remus

Lobo Blanco vs. Cal Sanders

 

[LordJaguar]

Who Wants to Wrestle me…Sexy?

 

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JT Sweet is walking the halls of the prestigious Boys & Girls Recreation Center in Flint Michigan. He walks past a huge twelve and a half foot trophy case, but stops when he notices it’s empty. JT scratches his head as he wonders what could possibly belong in this case when an old man walks up from behind him.

 

Old Man: That case…holds the Flint Mega-bowl Trophy!

 

JT turns around and looks at the old man before asking him…

 

JT: What is the Flint Mega-Bowl?

 

Old Man: What is the Flint Mega-Bowl? What is the Flint Mega-Bowl?! Why…it’s only like the most prestigious event to ever come out of the Great Lakes. People around here talk about three things…the discovery of fire, the invention of the submarine…and the Flint Mega-Bowl. It’s that big of a deal.

 

JT: So, where’s the trophy?

 

Old Man: Uh…I sent it out to get cleaned. I spilled some fondue on it. But believe me when I say it is…glorious. You could go blind from the reflection of light off of it…it is that awesome ok?

 

JT: ok.

 

Old Man: By the way…your that JT Sweet fellow right?

 

JT: As a matter of fact…I am. You want an autograph or something?

 

Old Man: Your autograph? You should be asking me for MY autograph. You should be glad I’m even talking to a nothing like you.

 

JT: Believe me I am glad…this has been such an enlightening conversation. Now, if you excuse me…I need to put up some flyers for the wrestling show I am promoting down in Chicago.

 

Old Man: Flyers? What kind of promotion are you having? Are you giving out free corndogs if you lose? Or maybe you’re going to skate over several hot cheerleaders? I know…you’re going to wrestle a bear!

 

JT: No, no…and hell no! Wrestle a bear? Are you insane?

 

Old Man: Yeah…I’m crazy like a fox. Besides…I wrestled a bear before…several times in fact.

 

JT: What?

 

Old Man: Mind bottling right?

 

JT: Did you just say mind bottling?

 

Old Man: Yeah, you know when your head gets so confused it’s like your mind is trapped in a bottle. Anyway, if you want people to see your little show you need a hook to draw them in. Tell them you’re going to show them something they’ve never seen before.

 

JT: Like a unicorn?

 

Old Man: No…people see those things all the time. I mean something like…an underwater wrestling match in a tank full of sharks! That will get people to come to your show!

 

JT: You are insane! I gotta go…nice to meet you, uh…what was your name?

 

Old Man: Moon…Jackie Moon.

 

JT: Nice to meet you Jackie, but I have to go…hopefully I never see you again.

 

JT Sweet walks out of the Boys & Girls Recreation Center in Flint Michigan as fast as he is able to. Meanwhile Jackie looks in his direction and begins to sing to himself.

 

Jackie Moon: Baby won’t you love me sexy? Who wants to…Wrestle me sexy?

[LordJaguar]

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PRESENTS

Full Impact! #4

Live from the Ohio Jewish Center

Attendance : 10

 

K-Squared defeated Nigel Svensson by pinfall. 42/D

 

Mark Smart defeated Tempest Appleby via pinfall after a Smart Attack. 38/D-

 

Nathaniel Ca$ino defeated El Diablo via pinfall following a Roll of the Dice. 40/D-

 

Nathaniel Ca$ino grabbed a mic and told Roderick Remus that despite previous failures, tonight the odds were truly stacked against Roderick! Nathaniel then ended his promo with his trademark catchphrase… Betting on Nathaniel Ca$ino is anything but a gamble. 29/E+

 

JT Sweet defeated Thomas Morgan by submission after Thomas tapped out to a Dragon style sleeper. 32/E+

 

Roderick Remus walked out to the ring holding a mic. Roderick Remus proceeded to tell the audience he wasn’t worried about tonight’s match because it was against a loser that only Chicago fans could love. After all…they did love the Chicago Cubs, the “lovable losers” of the MLB! 29/E

 

Stretch the Chicken Boy came out and told Roderick Remus that he should be worried, because just like the Cubs, this was his year! 21/E-

 

Stretch the Chicken Boy defeated Roderick Remus with a Chicken Choker following a distraction by Nathaniel Ca$ino. 36/D-

 

Lobo Blanco made his way to the ring waving a Mexican flag to the cheers of the Hispanic members of the audience. 23/E-

 

Lobo Blanco defeated Cal Sanders by DQ after Cal was caught using a steel chair on Lobo Blanco 48/D+

 

Overall Show…41/D!

[LordJaguar]

W.W.A. to bring back King of the Ring Championship!

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The World Wrestling Alliance, the governing body for all professional wrestling, has announced it will re-instate its King of the Ring Championship. The KOTR Championship was created to answer the question “Who is the greatest wrestler today?” As you know the KOTR Championship has been held by the likes of Mickey Starr, Ed Henson, George DeColt, and Spencer Marks. Being held by the W.W.A. itself and not any single wrestling company, the KOTR Championship is the single biggest prize in professional wrestling. According to a representative from the W.W.A. the new KOTR Champion will be decided at a tournament in December. Each region will first hold a tournament to decide a representative, then that person will fight in a national tournament to determine who represents their major region in a global tournament to crown a new KOTR champion. When we have word as to who each Major Regional Champion is we will let you know.

[LordJaguar]

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PRESENTS

Full Impact!

Live from the Ohio Jewish Center

 

Block A: JT Sweet vs. Cal Sanders vs. Tempest Appleby

Block B: K-Squared vs. Mark Smart vs. El Diablo

Block C: Roderick Remus vs. Stretch the Chicken Boy vs. Nathaniel Ca$ino

Block D: Nigel Svensson vs. Lobo Blanco vs. Thomas Morgan

 

Winners from each Block will face off in a Fatal 4 Way to crown an Impact Representative to the W.W.A. King of the Ring Tournament!

 

[LordJaguar]

For those reading this expecting a new show to be posted let me say I am very sorry. Like so many before me I just can't seem to get into this dynasty, or my other one for that matter, anymore. There just seems to be something missing and it is not allowing me to give you readers the entertaining experience you all deserve. For those who have read and predicted I tahnk you. For those who has simply read I thank you. Finally for those who wish I would write another dynasty...well, you never know right?