Dirt Sheet Randomizer!

[OctoberRaven]

Something I was told about on another forum:

 

http://lolwrestling.com/play/sheet/index.php

 

example of the wackiness:

 

PSW wants Ash Cambell back

 

Ash Cambell says PSW is knocking on their door but they're staying put. When a fan asked Ash Cambell if they would be showing up at PSW's Pittsburgh Is Burning 2010, they replied:

'Nope! I'm Happy Where I Am. No Pittsburgh Is Burning 2010 for Me!!! PSW Is Knocking On My Door, But I Won't Answer."

Earlier in the week, Ash Cambell told Ant-Man:

'FEEL! THE! FOOOOOOOOOOORCE!'

Ash Cambell also wished JD Morgan much success in PSW, after making comments in the past about JD Morgan using the Twist On The Rocks.

[juggaloninjalee]

The originally planned local promoters for the now officially cancelled TNA Universal Studios tour, IWC, recently sent out a statement explaining why the tour was cancelled: "YES YES YES YES." It would appear that my anus was bleeding lead to the cancellation of the TNA Universal Studios tour.

 

 

 

Greatness

 

Hulk Hogan returning to TNA

According to a new report published by IWC, a member of the TNA creative team has inquired as to whether or not Hulk Hogan has had talks with officials about returning to the company following their retirement announcement.

Furthermore, it's being reported that the creative team member asked whether or not Scott Steiner would be involved should Hulk Hogan eventually return to TNA. When asked about Scott Steiner, Sid Vicious reportedly shot down the notion quickly, and said that Scott Steiner would not be part of any Hulk Hogan return and "that's the end of it."

It is believed at this time that if talks between Hulk Hogan and TNA happen, they will be kept very quiet.

 

 

[juggaloninjalee]

Using the same stuff without changing anything...

 

Hulk Hogan on adapting to the TNA style of wrestling

 

Hulk Hogan: I can say that I'm a better wrestler now that I'm in TNA because the way we work in TNA is totally different than what you see anywhere else. Here, we work with pride, and there's a reason for everything we do in the ring. Whether it's a heart punch or a punch to the skull, there's a reason for everything. Before I would do moves because my anus was bleeding, but there's no steroids or anything. That's why I think I'm a better wrestler now.

 

 

[Teh_Showtime]

An old one

 

Morale within WWE*

 

Backstage morale is said to be very bad in WWE these days. Some of the wrestlers who WWE used at the set of tapings before SummerSlam who weren't regulars have been telling friends that they couldn't believe how bad morale is in the company. The general consensus behind the scenes is that many of the \"top names\" in WWE from the early 2000's era are simply working for to collect paychecks with little regard for the longterm direction or health of the company. Many of WWE's Jobbers are afraid that they are either entering or in the middle of their athletic primes with no sign of their careers going anywhere. Many WWE stars are weighing their options and considering jumping ship when their contracts expire, even those who have been with the company from the beginning. The majority of WWE's Jobbers are completely fed up with Cody Rhodes, John Cena and Wade Barrett. The resentment towards Cody Rhodes and John Cena is that they have all the tools necessary to bring real change to WWE, but haven't seemed to come up with any good ideas on their own. As for Wade Barrett, the Jobbers has lost whatever confidence they had. Most wrestlers on the roster will openly say that WWE should have hired Zack Ryder last year when they had the chance, because they wanted to focus the entire promotion on jobbers

[Derek B]

This is fun.

 

Tommy Cornell holds a meeting with n00bs

 

Tommy Cornell reportedly held a meeting with PGHW talents on Tuesday before PGHW Elite Tour, where he stressed that the n00bs need to step up their games when it comes to telling stories in the ring. Apparently this is a common theme of Tommy Cornell's in meetings. It's said that the n00bs on Tuesday weren't very receptive to the speech as they've heard it all before. Dan Stone Jr asked the n00bs if anyone had questions and nobody did. It was noted that Flemmy Lemming and sidekick Jim Force were the only two people not in attendance for the meeting.

 

Hee hee...

 

UPDATE The Minor Annoyance trial

 

The Minor Annoyance's court case has been continued once again, The Bored program administrator Big Smack Scott told the court they needed until needed to finish The Minor Annoyance's evaluation but sources report that it's been pushed back again. It looks like the case might finally be coming to an end later this month. The Minor Annoyance was arrested a year ago for posession of several quantities of steroids.

[Wrestling Century]

Here's one:

Sin Cara correction

Although previous reports noted that former WWE star Sin Cara worked this past weekend's WrestleMania, Michael Cole reported on Twitter that Sin Cara did NOT in fact partner against them, but rather Vince McMahon was Evan Bourne's partner for a tag match against Michael Cole and Rikishi.

Our live reporters mistook Sin Cara for Vince McMahon.

[BurningHamster]

Hulk Hogan announced this evening on Facebook account that they had suffered a anus related injury and missed their scheduled matches in Belize as a result. Despite loss of muscle function, they worked a match at tonight's last night's tapings taping, wearing a assless chaps while competing.

 

Are you going to tonight's last night's tapings taping guys?

[NWO4until01]

Reason for Downtown Action Wrestling Ohio Jewish Centre Tour cancellation

The originally planned local promoters for the now officially cancelled Downtown Action Wrestling Ohio Jewish Centre tour, Greydog Forum, recently sent out a statement explaining why the tour was cancelled: "Something is not right here...." It would appear that hubcaps getting stolen lead to the cancellation of the Downtown Action Wrestling Ohio Jewish Centre tour.

 

came up 4th attempt.

 

and...

 

UPDATE Cesar Sionis trialCesar Sionis's court case has been continued once again, Greydog Forum program administrator Marv Statler told the court they needed until needed to finish Cesar Sionis's evaluation but sources report that it's been pushed back again. It looks like the case might finally be coming to an end later this month. Cesar Sionis was arrested a year ago for posession of several quantities of backyard moonshine.

[The Final Countdown]

Rumours on Brock Lesnar & Truth Martini tag team

 

Despite several botched attempts at establishing Brock Lesnar and Truth Martini as a viable tag team, WWE officials are said to be committed to getting them over on Taboo Tuesday. The dynamic between Daniel Bryan and Jimmy Jacobs is being seen as a blueprint for what WWE will do with Brock Lesnar and Truth Martini, with Truth Martini doing Brock Lesnar’s dirty work for now and then eventually turning babyface and feuding with Brock Lesnar.

[JTandSilentBob]

Morale within ECW

 

Backstage morale is said to be very bad in ECW these days. Some of the wrestlers who ECW used at the set of tapings before Barely Legal who weren't regulars have been telling friends that they couldn't believe how bad morale is in the company.

The general consensus behind the scenes is that many of the \"top names\" in ECW from the early 2000's era are simply working for to collect paychecks with little regard for the longterm direction or health of the company.

Many of ECW's asians are afraid that they are either entering or in the middle of their athletic primes with no sign of their careers going anywhere. Many ECW stars are weighing their options and considering jumping ship when their contracts expire, even those who have been with the company from the beginning.

The majority of ECW's asians are completely fed up with Edge, Marty Jannetty and Ole Anderson. The resentment towards Edge and Marty Jannetty is that they have all the insulin necessary to bring real change to ECW, but haven't seemed to come up with any good ideas on their own. As for Ole Anderson, the asians has lost whatever confidence they had.

Most wrestlers on the roster will openly say that ECW should have hired Kevin Nash last year when they had the chance, because they wanted to focus the entire promotion on asians.