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I don't think I need to go for a title once held by a cat.

 

Also...

 

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What have I started here?! One joke and everything goes downhill. :p

 

Nuclear's early offense is a result of his power... if you have a higher power stat than your opponent AND enough momentum you can shrug off low level attacks and go on the offense. That's why Nuclear tends to do quite well early on, and it helps that he's got the Adrenaline Rush trait so that he can "Go Nuclear" too. Is a very complimentary build and helps Nukes gain access to some pretty impactful moves.

 

And he's still getting better too... might even debut some more new moves soon to take advantage of all this training Coach Robert Greene has been putting him through. ;)

 

True. That's why I was surprised I beat him yet made him submit.

 

More moves???? Who does he think he is Test? :p

 

Yes and you'd look so manly winning a title once held by a cat...So much glory in that. :rolleyes: Of course Stevens isn't the brightest match in the box...:p

 

Scorpion doesn't care who he beats he wants his title back.

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BREAKING NEWS: Psycho Sam has just been arrested of the killing of Mr. Wu Dhu Khamu, a noted Japanese person who does not like the traditional deathmatches and despises Flogg, Sam, Kerghan and Skabb. He will be unable to compete in Week 8's match against Templeton... and do his vlog... so here are his predictions...

 

Sebastian Moore (2-5, 0%) vs. Ian Carlisle (4-3, 12%)

LPW CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH: Jack Lightning (2-5, 11%) vs. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. (2-5, 7%)

Ly Quang Bao (3-4, 13%) vs. Master Imoka (5-2, 10%)

Psycho Sam (4-3, 18%) vs. Nuclear Templeton (6-1, 17%)

Scott Stevens (4-3, 12%) vs. Diamond (4-3, 24%)

Thor Hammerskald (4-3, 30%) vs. III (4-3, 19%)

The Phoenix (4-3, 28%) vs. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade (2-5, 21%)

Johnny Triumph (3-4, 28%) vs. Tarik Nolan (3-4, 25%)

Yesterday was very weird...so...hopefully the vLOG returns next week.

 

Sometime during one of my matches, I should pass out...

 

He will compete on Wednesday (from the time zone I am in)

 

EDIT: Tweets... (censored one of them due to...questionable words when clicking his profile)

@TheICONMikeBest indeed. And if you watched 'The League', you would know that @Survive_The_Sting was not the champion...

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Show may be up a day late. Will try to avoid that happening, but given that my database isn't fully updated yet (a typical Monday task), and I have a lot of employer-related work to catch up on due to missing a day (will be working through lunch instead of doing League stuff on my break), matches might not get run on time.
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Don't worry. We can always waiit for Scott to get Squashed

 

EDIT: Happy 4th of July everybody! To celebrate:

 

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Happy 4th of July Everyone! <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523Happy4th">#Happy4th</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523ScottStevensIsSmelly">#ScottStevensIsSmelly</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523ScottStevensIsStinkierThanFlaming">#ScottStevensIsStinkierThanFlaming</a>****</p>— Psycho Sam (@Psycho_Sam_BBW) <a href="https://twitter.com/Psycho_Sam_BBW/status/220415960610390016" data-datetime="2012-07-04T07:17:14+00:00">July 4, 2012</a></blockquote>

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Also going to throw this out there:

 

Any show predictions made between now and when the show gets posted (no ETA for that, though I hope to have it done within the next four hours or so) will count towards the standings.

 

And no, I do not know yet whether Lord Theon Greycat wins the LPW Championship or not. I'm about to start running matches now. :D

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Sebastian Moore (2-5, 0%) vs. Ian Carlisle (4-3, 12%)

LPW CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH: Jack Lightning (2-5, 11%) vs. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. (2-5, 7%)

Ly Quang Bao (3-4, 13%) vs. Master Imoka (5-2, 10%)

Psycho Sam (4-3, 18%) vs. Nuclear Templeton (6-1, 17%)

Scott Stevens (4-3, 12%) vs. Diamond (4-3, 24%)

Thor Hammerskald (4-3, 30%) vs. III (4-3, 19%)

The Phoenix (4-3, 28%) vs. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade (2-5, 21%)

Johnny Triumph (3-4, 28%) vs. Tarik Nolan (3-4, 25%)

 

Later

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Sebastian Moore (2-5, 0%) vs. Ian Carlisle (4-3, 12%)

LPW CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH: Jack Lightning (2-5, 11%) vs. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. (2-5, 7%)

Ly Quang Bao (3-4, 13%) vs. Master Imoka (5-2, 10%)

Psycho Sam (4-3, 18%) vs. Nuclear Templeton (6-1, 17%)

Scott Stevens (4-3, 12%) vs. Diamond (4-3, 24%)

Thor Hammerskald (4-3, 30%) vs. III (4-3, 19%)

The Phoenix (4-3, 28%) vs. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade (2-5, 21%)

Johnny Triumph (3-4, 28%) vs. Tarik Nolan (3-4, 25%)

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Season Six, Week Eight

Aberdeen, Scotland

July 3, 2012

 

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THE LEAGUE: SEASON SIX, WEEK EIGHT

 

A beyond-capacity crowd of 29.164 are on hand in Pittodrie Stadium to welcome The League back to Scotland. The crowd is heavily biased in favor of their local heroine, Diamond, with a number of the female fans in the audience sporting attire looking remarkably similar to Diamond's ring gear. As is custom, though, we quickly go to ringside and our announce team.

 

Bob Sinclair: Hello again, everyone, and welcome to Week Eight of The League! Bob Sinclair here at ringside, along with Tori Montgomery and former LPW Champion Frankie Garnett—

 

Frankie Garnett: And thank God I don't have to deal with that belt anymore!

 

Bob Sinclair: --and tonight promises to be an interesting evening, with an LPW Championship match on the card, an absolutely raucous crowd, and some jockeying for position before the second of three "rivalry weeks" on the schedule.

 

Tori Montgomery: Depending on the results tonight, there are a number of pairings where the lead could be at stake next week. It could make for a real intense card, guys!

 

Frankie Garnett: Let's just get to the fighting already, before these Scots get too rowdy!

 

Bob Sinclair: I think Frankie has a point there...so let's head to Amelia to get the night underway!

 

Sebastian Moore (2-5, 0%) vs. Ian Carlisle (4-3, 12%)

 

It is to Muse's "Assassin" that he emerges, an arrogant smirk crossing his face as he soaks in the nigh-utter silence of the crowd. Looking up at the spotlight for a moment, his smirk seems to get even bigger as he walks down the ramp, ignoring the relative quiet of the crowd as he ascends the steps, wipes his feet on the apron, and steps through the ropes, looking more at ease than the casual fan may think.

 

Amelia Williams: Ladies and gentlemen, our opening contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Manchester, England, weighing 237 pounds...Sebastian Moore!

 

Bob Sinclair: You'd expect an Englishman to be jeered rather harshly in Scotland, but Moore doesn't seem fazed by the near-silence this crowd is giving him.

 

Tori Montgomery: I'm not sure whether this is a lack of popularity or just indifference, Bob.

 

Frankie Garnett: You mean there's a distinct difference?

 

Linkin Park's "What I've Done" blares through the arena as the upset specialist of The League steps into the arena, a look of determination on his face. A moment later, he sprints towards the ring, sliding in under the bottom rope and heading to a corner to appeal to the fans, mentally preparing himself for his next battle.

 

Amelia Williams: His opponent, from Blackpool, England, weighing 222 pounds...Ian Carlisle!

 

Bob Sinclair: Carlisle, much like Ben Stanton last season, has been a surprise to everyone.

 

Tori Montgomery: I hear rumors that certain people, and I'm not mentioning Scott Stevens' name in this, are accusing League officials of bribery to let Carlisle have one season of success before we close up shop for the foreseeable future.

 

Frankie Garnett: I thought you weren't mentioning names, Tori.

 

Tori Montgomery: Eh, he'll get over it.

 

Ian Carlisle hit the Punch

Ian Carlisle hit the Eye Gouge

Ian Carlisle hit the Slap Kick

Ian Carlisle hit the Punch

Sebastian Moore took the blow, but just shrugs it off and goes on the attack.

Sebastian Moore hit the Punch

Ian Carlisle took the blow, but just shrugs it off and goes on the attack.

Ian Carlisle hit the Kick To Knee

Ian Carlisle hit the Eye Gouge

The referee warns that that was illegal.

Ian Carlisle hit the Knife Edge Chop

A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.

Ian Carlisle hit the Eye Gouge

The referee warns that that was illegal.

Ian Carlisle applied the Side Headlock

Ian Carlisle hit the Running Dropkick

Ian Carlisle applied the Single Leg Grapevine

Sebastian Moore moved and the Snap Driving Elbow missed!

Sebastian Moore hit the Knee Drop

Sebastian Moore applied the Rear Chinlock

Sebastian Moore hit the Elbow Drop On Knee

Sebastian Moore applied the Body Scissors

Ian Carlisle slipped out the back of the La Magistral Cradle.

The Back Suplex was countered into a Diving DDT.

Sebastian Moore hit the Corkscrew Legdrop

Ian Carlisle blocked the Single Leg Grapevine.

Sebastian Moore used the La Magistral Cradle

The referee begins the count...

1!

Kick Out Just Before The Two!

Sebastian Moore hit the Front Slam

Sebastian Moore applied the Single Leg Grapevine

Sebastian Moore applied the Camel Clutch

The referee checks the submission...

It seems to be locked in!

Will This Be It?

A short struggle ends with the escape!

Ian Carlisle slipped out of the Chonan Lock.

Ian Carlisle hit the Running Dropkick

Ian Carlisle hit the Snap Driving Elbow

Sebastian Moore counters by fighting back.

The Flying Armbar was countered into a Eye Gouge.

The referee warns that that was illegal.

Ian Carlisle hit the Small Package

The referee begins the count...

1!

2!

Kick Out Just After Two!

 

Bob Sinclair: Carlisle looks to be in control here, as he has Moore's finisher well-scouted!

 

Tori Montgomery: It looked like Moore couldn't get the Chonan Lock fully applied, and Carlisle managed to get free.

 

Frankie Garnett: Carlisle's just gotten lucky, that's all there is to it.

 

Sebastian Moore broke the Carlisle Piledriver.

Sebastian Moore takes a moment to rub his sore neck, apparently in pain.

Sebastian Moore hit the S.T.O.

Sebastian Moore picks up Ian Carlisle.

The Chonan Lock was countered into a Eye Gouge.

Sebastian Moore moved and the Springboard Rana missed!

Ian Carlisle slipped out of the Flying Armbar.

Ian Carlisle hit the Powerbomb

Ian Carlisle gets the Carlisle Clutch locked in!

The referee checks the submission...

It seems to be locked in!

Will This Be It?

A short struggle ends with the escape!

Ian Carlisle hit the Small Package

The referee begins the count...

1!

2!

Kick Out!

Ian Carlisle climbs the turnbuckles.

Ian Carlisle hit the Missile Dropkick

Ian Carlisle gets the Carlisle Clutch locked in!

The referee checks the submission...

It seems to be locked in!

Will This Be It?

It's Still Locked In!

The referee has called for the bell!

 

Amelia Williams: Here is your winner, at a time of seven minutes and ten seconds...Ian Carlisle!

 

Bob Sinclair: Carlisle goes to 5-3 with that win, and has arguably the most momentum of anyone on the roster as he continues to shock the wrestling world!

 

Tori Montgomery: The question remains as to whether he can keep this run going through the second half of the season, and maybe emulate Stanton's run last season with a deep playoff run.

 

Frankie Garnett: I'm not holding my breath on that one, Tori.

 

LPW CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH: Jack Lightning (2-5, 11%) vs. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. (2-5, 7%)

 

Metallica's "Ride the Lightning" hits the speakers as the first Canadian to enter The League emerges from the back, looking surprisingly at ease as he steps onto the ring apron and leaps over the top rope. Climbing onto the turnbuckles, he raises an arm in the air and drinks in the cheers of the crowd before dropping back to the mat and preparing for his match.

 

Bob Sinclair: With the ruling last week from the anonymous co-owner of LPW, this match takes on more implications as this is now a sanctioned LPW Championship match.

 

Frankie Garnett: So, what, is this anything goes like the 24/7 rule?

 

Tori Montgomery: No, only matches that aren't sanctioned by the League are. This is a standard wrestling match.

 

Frankie Garnett: Where the hell is the fun in that?

 

"Here Comes the Money" hits the speakers, as one of last season's surprises emerges from the back, with a beautiful woman hanging off his left arm and a gleaming title belt hanging over his right shoulder. A cocky grin plastered on his face, he arrogantly walks to the ring, turning up his nose at those in the audience that he deems to be beneath one such as himself. Arriving at ringside, his manager gives him a kiss for good luck before he slides in under the bottom rope and stands in the nearest corner, facing the center of the ring.

 

Bob Sinclair: And here's the man who took down the previous champion sitting to my left to earn the right to walk out here with that belt over his shoulder!

 

Frankie Garnett: ....

 

Tori Montgomery: Come on, Frankie, don't you have anything to say about this?

 

Frankie Garnett: Nothing that wouldn't get me fired tonight by the censors, Tori. Just shut up and leave me be.

 

Amelia Williams: Ladies and gentlemen, this special attraction bout is scheduled for one fall, and is for the Legacy Pro Wrestling Heavyweight Championship! Introducing first, the challenger...from London, Ontario, weighing 233 pounds...Jack Lightning!

 

A decent round of applause comes from the audience, and one League cameraman focuses in on a shot of a fan sporting a sign in which Jack Lightning is depicted as Theon Greyjoy from A Game of Thrones, sitting on the Iron Throne with the LPW title on his lap.

 

Amelia Williams: His opponent, accompanied to the ring by Missy Callistra, from Providence, Rhode Island, weighing 224 pounds, he is the reigning and defending Legacy Pro Wrestling Heavyweight Champion...Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr.!

 

A respectable amount of jeers meet this statement, as Stanton strides to the center of the ring, holding up the LPW title as a smirk crosses his face. He hands the belt off to the official, who displays it for everyone in the arena to see before calling for the bell to get this championship match underway!

 

Jack Lightning hit the Jab Punch

Jack Lightning hit the Running Clothesline

Jack Lightning applied the Arm Bar

Jack Lightning hit the Stomp

Jack Lightning applied the Rear Chinlock

Jack Lightning picks up Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. from behind.

Jack Lightning applied the Arm Wringer

Jack Lightning hit the Dropkick To Knee

Jack Lightning used the La Magistral Cradle

The referee begins the count...

1!

Kick Out Just Before The Two!

The Running Dropkick was countered into a Kick To Gut.

Jack Lightning blocked the Front Facelock.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Punch

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Forearm Blow

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the European Uppercut

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Punch

Jack Lightning took the blow, but just shrugs it off and goes on the attack.

Jack Lightning hit the Spinning Head Scissors

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. moved and the Corkscrew Legdrop missed!

Jack Lightning broke the Single Leg Grapevine by reaching the ropes.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Vertical Suplex

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Seated Dropkick

Jack Lightning slipped out of the American Figure Four Leglock.

Jack Lightning hit the Running Dropkick

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. moved and the Rolling Senton missed!

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. applied the Single Leg Grapevine

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Seated Dropkick

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. picks up Jack Lightning.

Jack Lightning broke the Head And Arm Suplex.

Jack Lightning hit the Dropkick To Knee

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. counters by fighting back.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. throws Jack Lightning to ringside.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. climbs the turnbuckles.

Jack Lightning rushed the Flying Splash.

Jack Lightning climbs down off the top rope.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. counters by kicking Jack Lightning away.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Flying Body Press

The referee begins the count...

1!

2!

Kick Out Just After Two!

Jack Lightning broke the Head And Arm Suplex.

Jack Lightning whips Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. into the ropes.

The Running Dropkick was countered into a Hot Shot.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. picks up Jack Lightning.

Jack Lightning blocked the Small Package.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Triple Forearm Blow

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. picks up Jack Lightning from behind.

Jack Lightning blocked the Cheating Roll Up.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Arrogant Back Suplex Pin

The referee begins the count...

1!

2!

This Could Be It!

The referee's hand starts coming down...

Kick Out At The Last Second!

 

Bob Sinclair: There is no way that Jack Lightning could have ever lived that one down if he lost to such an arrogant cover.

 

Tori Montgomery: You're right there, Bob. Stanton uses that just to try to get under his opponent's skin, not as a legit cover. TO lose to that, you've got to be doing something wrong.

 

Frankie Garnett: Like wrestling people for some piddly title.

 

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Small Package

The referee begins the count...

1!

2!

Kick Out!

Jack Lightning blocked the Head And Arm Suplex.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. whips Jack Lightning to the corner.

Jack Lightning slipped out the back of the Corner Stomp Flurry.

Jack Lightning climbs the turnbuckles.

Jack Lightning hit the Flying Body Press

The referee begins the count...

1!

2!

This Could Be It!

The referee's hand starts coming down...

Kick Out At The Last Second!

Jack Lightning climbs the turnbuckles.

Jack Lightning hit the Flying Clothesline

The referee begins the count...

1!

2!

This Could Be It!

The referee's hand starts coming down...

Kick Out At The Last Second!

TESLA COIL! TESLA COIL! BAW GAWD! IT'S A TESLA COIL!

The referee begins the count...

1!

2!

This Could Be It!

The referee's hand starts coming down...

Kick Out At The Last Second!

Jack Lightning climbs the turnbuckles.

Jack Lightning hit the Flying Body Press

Jack Lightning takes a moment to rub his sore neck, apparently in pain.

The referee begins the count...

1!

2!

This Could Be It!

The referee's hand starts coming down...

3!

 

Amelia Williams: Here is your winner, at a time of nine minutes and fifty seconds, and the NEW LPW Heavyweight Champion...Jack Lightning!

 

Bob Sinclair: We have a new champion!

 

Frankie Garnett: Like it matters, it's not going to be officially recognized or anything.

 

Tori Montgomery: Just upset that you won't be recognized as their first two-time champion, Frankie?

 

Frankie Garnett: ....

 

Ly Quang Bao (3-4, 13%) vs. Master Imoka (5-2, 10%)

 

Psykosonik's "Panik Kontrol" echoes throughout the arena as our next participant emerges, nearly hidden amidst the red spotlights. As the beat continues, he calmly walks down the aisle, leaping onto the apron and somersaulting over the top rope, coming to a halt in the middle of the ring and looking ready to fight as the song fades.

 

Amelia Williams: This bout is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Bien Hoa, Vietnam, weighing 177 pounds...Ly Quang Bao!

 

Bob Sinclair: Bao hasn't done as bad as most pundits had predicted him to, being just one match under .500 after nearly losing his career to a neck injury a year and a half ago.

 

Tori Montgomery: I still find it a wonder that he can even walk, Bob. I mean, the guy was forced to forgo a contract with PGHW in Japan because of that injury.

 

Frankie Garnett: I'm just waiting for him to unleash hell on Diamond in their remaining two matches.

 

"You're the Best" blasts from the arena speakers as The League's lone Samoan emerges from the back, staring a hole through the ring as if by doing so, he can change it to his preferred medium of a martial arts mat. As he gets to ringside, he quickly lashes out and kicks the top half of the steel steps off the bottom half, snarling as he slides into the ring and stands motionless, waiting for the bell to sound.

 

Amelia Williams: His opponent, from the Isle of Samoa, weighing 214 pounds...Master Imoka!

 

Bob Sinclair: On the flip side, Imoka has asserted himself as an early favorite to reach the playoffs, as his record indicates.

 

Tori Montgomery: After his rookie season, Imoka's been consistent in the upper ranks of The League, and this season looks to be no different.

 

Frankie Garnett: Thor's not letting him off easy, though. That's one pairing that looks to be very interesting.

 

Ly Quang Bao hit the Forearm Blow

Ly Quang Bao hit the Punch

Master Imoka took the blow, but just shrugs it off and goes on the attack.

Master Imoka hit the Slap Kick

The Throat Thrust was countered into a Elbow Strike.

Ly Quang Bao hit the Elbow Strike

Master Imoka took the blow, but just shrugs it off and goes on the attack.

Master Imoka hit the Forearm Blow

Ly Quang Bao took the blow, but just shrugs it off and goes on the attack.

Ly Quang Bao hit the Forearm Blow

Master Imoka took the blow, but just shrugs it off and goes on the attack.

Master Imoka hit the Elbow Strike

Ly Quang Bao took the blow, but just shrugs it off and goes on the attack.

Ly Quang Bao hit the Forearm Strike

Master Imoka took the blow, but just shrugs it off and goes on the attack.

Master Imoka hit the Japanese Binta

Master Imoka hit the Forearm Blow

Master Imoka applied the Top Wrist Lock

The Slap Kick was countered into a Single Leg Grapevine.

Ly Quang Bao applied the Single Leg Grapevine

Ly Quang Bao hit the Snap Driving Elbow

Ly Quang Bao hit the Mounted Elbow Smashes

Ly Quang Bao picks up Master Imoka.

Master Imoka slipped out of the Krezei Brainbuster II.

The Forearm Blow was countered into a Forearm Strike.

The Tiger Bomb was countered into a Shooter Takedown.

Ly Quang Bao slipped out of the Single Leg Grapevine.

Kreizi Brainbuster II! That has to do it, Bob! It HAS to!

The referee begins the count...

1!

2!

This Could Be It!

The referee's hand starts coming down...

3!

 

Amelia Williams: Here is your winner, at a time of three minutes and forty seconds...Ly Quang Bao!

 

Frankie Garnett: Wait, what just happened? I blinked and it was over!

 

Tori Montgomery: Bao just stunned this entire arena into silence with one of the quickest matches to date this season!

 

Bob Sinclair: If there was ever any doubt that Bao is taking this second chance seriously, I think he erased all of it right there.

 

Bow to Lord Theon Greycat?

 

The camera cuts backstage, where we see Jack Lightning walking back to his locker room. He's dragging the LPW Championship along the ground, as he had made it clear that he was not interested in the title before tonight. As he nears his locker room, we see a grey kitten chasing after a red laser light on the ground, heading into Lightning's locker room.

 

Jack Lightning: Probably one of the backstage guys keeping Theon occupied....

 

As he reaches the door, though, it suddenly closes, smacking him right in the face! Lightning falls to the ground in a daze as the door opens back up, showing Diamond looking down at the fallen Lightning while Jayde is keeping the kitten occupied with the aforementioned laser pointer.

 

Diamond: When you play the Game of Belts, Lightning.... (chuckles)

 

Diamond motions to her right, as a League official comes into view from behind the door. The League Original drops into a cover, hooking the far leg as the ref gets into position:

 

1!

 

2!

 

This could be it!

 

The referee's hand is coming down....

 

3!

 

Amelia Williams: Here is your winner, and NEW LPW Champion...Diamond!

 

Hearing this, Jayde shuts off the laser pointer and gives the kitten a quick scratch behind the ears as Diamond stands up and picks up the LPW title from the floor. Both women quickly make their exit, as does the official. Unbeknownst to Lightning, his kitten quickly comes across the room before jumping up onto the Canadian's chest. The last shot we see before we cut to ringside is the kitten curled up in a ball on Lightning's chest, purring happily.

 

Frankie Garnett: Oh, come on! I wanted to see the cat as champion!

 

Bob Sinclair: Seriously, Frankie?

 

Frankie Garnett: Well why not? All will bow before Theon Greycat!

 

Tori Montgomery: And people say I'm the nerdy one...?

 

Psycho Sam (4-3, 18%) vs. Nuclear Templeton (6-1, 17%)

 

A rather non-descript rock theme plays as the League's newest member emerges from the back, striding towards the ring with the look of a cold-blooded psychopath on his face. Behind him, his chosen manager seems to be overwhelmed by the thousands of people in attendance as he tries to shrink into his robe of many rocks and stay on his client's heels as best he can.

 

Amelia Williams: Our next bout is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, being accompanied by The Rock, from the Island of Alcatraz, weighing 296 pounds...Psycho Sam!

 

Bob Sinclair: It is only by circumstance that Sam is able to join us tonight.

 

Tori Montgomery: Indeed, Bob. We received word earlier in the week that he was being held on suspicion of murder, but the charges were unable to stick. Last I heard, former League member Ezekial Kerghan was now the prime suspect in the case.

 

Frankie Garnett: Man, who runs the HR department around here? They need to do better background checks....

 

Billy Idol's "Shock to the System" hits the speakers, bringing the crowd to their feet in ovation as one of the League's more recognizable faces emerges from backstage and across the green-tinted stage. Behind him, shouting final words of wisdom at him as he strides to the ring, is his manager, who seems unfazed by the surroundings. As they reach the bottom of the ramp, Nuclear grabs the Tag Team Title belt off his shoulder and raises his arms in the air, causing twin mushroom clouds to explode on the entrance stage before he slides into the ring, ready to go.

 

Amelia Williams: His opponent, accompanied to the ring by Coach Robert Greene, from Atlantic City, New Jersey, weighing 278 pounds, he is one-half of the reigning Tag Team Turmoil champions...Nuclear Templeton!

 

Bob Sinclair: Barring the loss to Scott Stevens earlier this season, Nuclear's been perfect so far.

 

Frankie Garnett: And that loss to Scorp shows why Nuclear will never be League Champion. He's prone to losing to people everyone thinks he should beat!

 

Tori Montgomery: So you thought he should have beaten Stevens?

 

Frankie Garnett: Hey, I never explicitly said that, Tori. Stop putting words in my mouth.

 

Psycho Sam hit the Eye Gouge

The referee warns that that was illegal.

Psycho Sam hit the Throat Thrust

Nuclear Templeton took the blow, but just shrugs it off and goes on the attack.

Nuclear Templeton hit the Forearm Blow

The Forearm Strike didn't seem to faze Psycho Sam, who just stood there and glared at Nuclear Templeton.

Nuclear Templeton hit the Bell Clap

The Forearm Blow didn't seem to faze Psycho Sam, who just stood there and glared at Nuclear Templeton.

Psycho Sam moved and the Headbutt missed!

Nuclear Templeton blocked the Toss To Corner.

Psycho Sam hit the Punch

Psycho Sam hit the Throat Thrust

Psycho Sam hit the Stomp

Psycho Sam applied the Choke Hold

Nuclear Templeton counters by fighting back.

Nuclear Templeton hit the Forearm Strike

The Forearm Blow didn't seem to faze Psycho Sam, who just stood there and glared at Nuclear Templeton.

Nuclear Templeton hit the Bell Clap

Nuclear Templeton hit the Eye Gouge

The referee warns that that was illegal.

Nuclear Templeton hit the Forearm Blow

Nuclear Templeton hit the Forearm Strike

Nuclear Templeton hit the Belly To Belly Suplex

Nuclear Templeton picks up Psycho Sam from behind.

Nuclear Templeton hit the Flying Knee Strike

Nuclear Templeton picks up Psycho Sam.

Psycho Sam blocked the DDT.

Nuclear Templeton looks sharp, he knows that the match has swung in his favour.

Nuclear Templeton hit the Charging Forearm

Nuclear Templeton is in total control of this match at the moment, and knows it.

Nuclear Templeton picks up Psycho Sam from behind.

Nuclear Templeton applied the Full Nelson

Nuclear Templeton hit the Mounted Punch Flurry

Psycho Sam blocked the Mounted Elbow Smashes.

Psycho Sam suddenly sits up, then stands.

Psycho Sam blocked the DDT. This is the second block in a row, and Psycho Sam takes control.

Psycho Sam hit the Eye Gouge

Psycho Sam hit the Punch

A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.

Psycho Sam hit the Throat Thrust

Nuclear Templeton slipped out of the Headbutt To Groin.

Nuclear Templeton hit the Forearm Strike Flurry

The Armageddon Lariat was countered into a Clothesline.

Nuclear Templeton slipped out of the Rear Naked Punch Flurry.

Nuclear Templeton takes a moment to rub his sore neck, apparently in pain.

And Nuclear Templeton takes out the trash by dumping Psycho Sam over the top rope!

Nuclear Templeton leaves the ring.

The referee begins counting the competitors out.

Nuclear Templeton picks up Psycho Sam from behind.

Nuclear Templeton hit the Chair Shot To Head

The referee is furious at that breach of the rules.

 

Bob Sinclair: Nuclear could have been disqualified there!

 

Frankie Garnett: He should have! This isn't a hardcore match!

 

Tori Montgomery: But yet you approve of the violence.

 

Frankie Garnett: Damn right!

 

The referee reaches the halfway point of his count.

Psycho Sam counters by fighting back.

The referee is almost ready to count both competitors out.

The Chair Shot To Knee was countered into a Forearm Strike.

Both competitors return to the ring before they are counted out.

Nuclear Templeton looks sharp, he knows that the match has swung in his favour.

The Three Point Stance was countered into a Hot Shot.

Psycho Sam hit the Rear Naked Punch Flurry

Psycho Sam picks up Nuclear Templeton from behind.

Psycho Sam hit the Low Blow

The referee is furious at that breach of the rules.

Psycho Sam grimaces as he moves, his neck seems to be hurting him.

Nuclear Templeton counters by fighting back.

The Tiger Bomb was countered into a Punch.

A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.

Nuclear Templeton blocked the Capture DDT.

A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.

Nuclear Templeton blocked the Hammerlock Shoulder Breaker. This is the second block in a row, and Nuclear Templeton takes control.

The Gutwrench Powerbomb was countered into a Venomous Wrath of Sullivan.

The referee checks the submission...

It seems to be locked in!

Will This Be It?

A short struggle ends with the escape!

 

Tori Montgomery: A what?

 

Bob Sinclair: Crossface variant, but instead of trapping an arm he digs his nails into the forehead and face of an opponent.

 

Frankie Garnett: But why that name?

 

Tori Montgomery: If I didn't know better, just to try to get under Stevens' skin. After all, those two are in LPW as well.

 

The Murder in the Asylum was countered into a Going Nuclear.

A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.

The Tiger Bomb was countered into a Punch.

Nuclear Templeton moved and the F*** You Lariat missed!

 

Tori Montgomery: Frankie! Language!

 

Frankie Garnett: Well what else am I supposed to call it? He's extending his middle finger as he tries to deliver a lariat. You tell me, what am I supposed to call it?

 

Bob Sinclair: Why not just a Lariat?

 

Frankie Garnett: BORING!

 

Nuclear Templeton connects with a shot that could stop a tank, Frankie!

Psycho Sam counters by fighting back.

A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.

Nuclear Templeton broke the Capture DDT.

The Gutwrench Powerbomb was countered into a Eye Gouge.

The referee warns that that was illegal.

The Venomous Wrath of Sullivan was countered into a Going Nuclear.

AAAAAARMAAAAAGEDDDOOOOOON LAAAAAAAARRRIIIIAAAAAAAATOOOOOO!!!!!

The referee begins the count...

1!

2!

This Could Be It!

The referee's hand starts coming down...

3!

 

Amelia Williams: Here is your winner, at a time of eleven minutes even...Nuclear Templeton!

 

Bob Sinclair: Templeton's run continues, as he heads into the rivalry week with a substantial record advantage over Sebastian Moore!

 

Frankie Garnett: So, lemme get this straight. Sam emulates a move from Stevens AND Templeton? He's just asking for trouble!

 

Tori Montgomery: You might be right, Frankie....

 

Scott Stevens (4-3, 12%) vs. Diamond (4-3, 24%)

 

The lights in the arena go pitch black, as red lasers and spotlights light up the area. The video screen lights up and flashes across the screen, "Nothing survives my sting!" The crowd starts booing as Dave Mustaine's voice echoes throughout the arena, "I am the Scorpion, whoa!" The jeering intensifies as a mash-up of "I Stand Alone" and "Amazing" hits the speakers, drawing out the former Legacy Pro Wrestling champion. Walking down the aisle, he talks trash the entire way while raising a fist at a few of the more vocal bashers. As he finally gets to the ring, he climbs the nearest turnbuckle and stares down the aisleway, an icy glare and the throat slash gesture his only actions as he drops to the mat.

 

Amelia Williams: This bout is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Houston, Texas, weighing 256 pounds...Her Goddess Selket's favorite Arachnid, The King of Sting, The Venomous One and Only... he is "The Scorpion" Scott Stevens!

 

Tori Montgomery: Does anyone else think that he's going to be doubly motivated in this match?

 

Bob Sinclair: Against one of the people he's been rivals with since basically coming into the League five seasons ago, and the current LPW Champion? Yeah.

 

Frankie Garnett: I think you didn't have to say that, Tori. We pretty much knew.

 

"Don't Cha" hits the arena to a mixed reaction as The League's lone female member emerges from backstage. Holding aloft the LPW Championship, she basks in the overwhelming cheers of this capacity-plus crowd before dashing to the ring and sliding in under the bottom rope. As she stands, she proceeds to the corner nearest the announce table, hands thrown in the air as the soaks in the crowd reaction while her manager stands outside, also applauding her client.

 

Amelia Williams: His opponent, accompanied to the ring by Jayde, from Aberdeen, Scotland, weighing—

 

Amelia can't even finish her sentence at this point, as the crowd erupts in a

chant that seems rather in-place at this particular arena. It takes about a minute before Amelia can finish her introduction.

 

Amelia Williams: --weighing 137 pounds, she is the reigning Legacy Pro Wrestling Heavyweight Champion...Diamond!

 

Bob Sinclair: Have you ever heard such support in one arena for one person?!

 

Frankie Garnett: Careful, Bob, or the viewers may think you're playing favorites.

 

Tori Montgomery: Bob's got a point, though. I don't think there is a single person in this stadium who isn't on their feet for this one!

 

Bob Sinclair: Keep in mind, folks, that this is NOT for the LPW Championship, per the decree issued last week restating that Scott Stevens is ineligible to compete for the LPW Championship until his League duties have ended. And you know that has to be eating at him as well!

 

The European Uppercut was countered into a Back Kick.

The Punch was countered into a Spinning Back Kick.

Diamond hit the Bitch Slap

Diamond hit the Punch

Diamond applied the Side Headlock

Diamond hit the Legsweep Kick

Diamond hit the Face Stepping

Diamond hit the Face Rub

Scott Stevens moved and the Rolling Splash missed!

Scott Stevens applied the Body Scissors

Scott Stevens hit the Elbow Drop On Knee

Scott Stevens hit the Elbow Drop

Scott Stevens applied the Body Scissors

Scott Stevens hit the Elbow Drop On Knee

A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.

Scott Stevens hit the Legdrop To Groin

The referee warns that that was illegal.

Diamond moved and the Slingshot Senton Bomb missed!

Scott Stevens moved and the Rolling Senton missed!

Scott Stevens hit the Corkscrew Legdrop

Diamond broke the Single Leg Grapevine by reaching the ropes.

Scott Stevens hit the Leg Lariat

The Corkscrew Legdrop was countered into a Low Blow.

The referee is furious at that breach of the rules.

Scott Stevens moved and the Handspring Moonsault missed!

Scott Stevens applied the Single Leg Grapevine

Scott Stevens hit the Legdrop To Groin

Diamond moved and the Corkscrew Legdrop missed!

Diamond hit the Legdrop To Groin

Diamond hit the Rolling Senton

Scott Stevens moved and the Handspring Moonsault missed!

Scott Stevens hit the Mounted Punch Flurry

Diamond blocked the Arachnophobia.

Jayde tries to interfere. Scott Stevens goes to complain to the referee, but the momentary distraction gives Diamond time to attack.

Diamond hit the Running Dropkick

Scott Stevens moved and the Ceud Mile Failte missed!

Diamond blocked the Toxic Sting.

Diamond blocked the Venomous Wrath of Selket. This is the second block in a row, and Diamond takes control.

The Backflip Kick was countered into a Spinning Back Kick.

Scott Stevens picks up Diamond from behind.

Diamond slipped out the back of the Back Suplex.

Diamond hit the Lung Blower

Diamond locks in the Florentine! How is Scorpion going to escape?

The referee checks the submission...

It seems to be locked in!

Will This Be It?

It's Still Locked In!

The referee has called for the bell!

 

Amelia Williams: Here is your winner, at a time of six minutes and forty seconds...Diamond!

 

The arena absolutely erupts at this, rendering any commentary at ringside moot as they can't be heard over the crowd. Both Diamond and Jayde exit through the crowd, and another round of Ten Men Went to Row, as the LPW Champion walks out with the belt held high above her head.

 

Thor Hammerskald (4-3, 30%) vs. III (4-3, 19%)

 

"Reaping Stone" by Iced Earth starts to play, the somber melody of the intro a far cry from what we're used from the man now known as III. As soon as Jon Schaffer's guitar kicks up III emerges from the curtains, in a long flowing robe in the pattern of a star chart. He takes his time getting to the ring, where he leaps over the top rope, then stands on the second turnbuckle as he slides his robe off, revealing his tights, black pleather with a white III on the left leg, and a Celtic armor belt with the words "Cosmic Destiny" written on the front. He takes off the belt as well before handing his entrance gear to a ring crew member and stretches out a bit.

 

Amelia Williams: This bout is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from The Third Altar of the Third Tier of the Third Pyramid, weighing 199 pounds...III!

 

Bob Sinclair: Well...how the heck do we follow that last match, guys?

 

Tori Montgomery: I think these two will show us how, Bob. This match has serious implications for next week. A III win will mean that he will maintain his slim lead over Stevens heading into next week!

 

Frankie Garnett: He'll need that edge, Scorp is going to be incredibly angry.

 

Anthrax's "Blood" hits the speakers, to a decent ovation he emerges from backstage, looking every bit the part of a Viking warrior as he strides to the ring with a determined look on his face...and scattering some of the fans away from the entrance ramp as he turns to glare at them. Making sure the fans are sufficiently cowed, he climbs the steps and enters the ring, his eyes never leaving the middle of the ring as he takes off his entrance gear.

 

Amelia Williams: His opponent, from Oslo, Norway, weighing 310 pounds...Thor Hammerskald!

 

Tori Montgomery: A Thor win, on the other hand, means that the winner of the Thor/Imoka match next week will lead that pairing heading into Tag Team Turmoil!

 

Bob Sinclair: This should be a good match, though Thor has a 2-1 career advantage over III.

 

Frankie Garnett: Make it III-1 after tonight.

 

Tori Montgomery: ...That's just low, Frankie.

 

III hit the Spinning Back Kick

A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.

III hit the Punch Flurry

III hit the Spinning Back Kick

III hit the Snap Mare Takedown

III hit the Seated Back Kick

III hit the Seated Kick

Thor Hammerskald moved and the Seated Back Kick missed!

Thor Hammerskald hit the Eye Gouge

Thor Hammerskald hit the Knife Edge Chop

Thor Hammerskald applied the Nerve Pinch

Thor Hammerskald hit the Face Stepping

The referee warns that that was illegal.

Thor Hammerskald applied the Arm Bar

III broke the Nerve Pinch.

III hit the Spinning Backhand Blow

III hit the Dropkick

III hit the Stomp

III picks up Thor Hammerskald from behind.

III hit the Running Dropkick

Thor Hammerskald moved and the Slingshot Senton Bomb missed!

Thor Hammerskald hit the Slingshot To Corner

Thor Hammerskald hit the Corner Knife Edge Chop

Thor Hammerskald hit the Repeated Shoulder Ram

III counters by fighting back.

III hit the Side Spinning Kick

Thor Hammerskald took the blow, but just shrugs it off and goes on the attack.

The Roundhouse Body Punch was countered into a Spinning Back Kick.

Thor Hammerskald blocked the Face Plant.

A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.

Thor Hammerskald easily broke the DDT.

III moved and the Roundhouse Punch missed!

III hit the Side Spinning Kick

III hit the Dropkicksault

III hit the Corkscrew Legdrop

III hit the Seated Dropkick

III hit the Cartwheel Splash

III looking for the pin with the Rule of III....

The referee begins the count...

1!

2!

This Could Be It!

Kick Out At Two-And-A-Half!

III takes the simplest route and connects with Occam's Razor!

The referee begins the count...

1!

Kick Out Just Before The Two!

 

Bob Sinclair: III had a couple of his best shots there, but Thor's size advantage was just too much to handle on this occasion.

 

Tori Montgomery: III needs to stay on the offense; if he can keep Thor down, he can avoid a lot of the power offense.

 

Frankie Garnett: Even my dead grandfather knows that much, Tori! Where's the originality?!

 

III climbs the turnbuckles.

Thor Hammerskald shook the ropes to stop the Missile Dropkick.

III counters by kicking Thor Hammerskald away.

III hit the Moonsault Press

III is in total control of this match at the moment, and knows it.

III picks up Thor Hammerskald from behind.

III hit the Dropkick To Outside

Thor Hammerskald moved and the Nuclear Warhead Plancha missed!

The referee begins counting the competitors out.

III slipped out the back of the Headbutt To Groin.

III hit the Ring Post Smash

The referee reaches the halfway point of his count.

III hit the Dropkicksault

The referee is almost ready to count both competitors out.

III climbs the turnbuckles.

III hit the Moonsault

Both competitors return to the ring before they are counted out.

III hit the Running Dropkick

The Rule of III was countered into a Low Blow.

The referee is furious at that breach of the rules.

Thor Hammerskald hit the Giant Swing

III blocked the Legdrop To Groin.

Thor Hammerskald hit the Headbutt To Groin

The referee was not happy with that move.

Thor Hammerskald really wrenching back with the Viking Longship...

III counters by fighting back.

III climbs the turnbuckles.

Thor Hammerskald moved and the Flying Body Press missed!

Thor Hammerskald picks up III.

The Warriors Three Combination was countered into a Spinning Back Kick.

III climbs the turnbuckles.

The Flying Clothesline was countered into a Powerslam.

Thor Hammerskald climbs the turnbuckles.

Thor Hammerskald waits as III stands.

Thor Hammerskald hit the Flying Double Axe Handle

III blocked the Sacrifice to Tyr.

Thor Hammerskald hit the Tiger Bomb

The referee begins the count...

1!

2!

This Could Be It!

The referee's hand starts coming down...

3!

 

Amelia Williams: Here is your winner, at a time of eleven minutes and ten seconds...Thor Hammerskald!

 

Frankie Garnett: III and 1! Called it!

 

Tori Montgomery: Frankie, you need to be very careful with what you say. I have a feeling that III will not hesitate to come after you again.

 

Frankie Garnett: He wouldn't dare!

 

Bob Sinclair: Best not to chance it, Frankie, for your own sake.

 

The Phoenix (4-3, 28%) vs. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade (2-5, 21%)

 

Disturbed's "Indestructible" hits the arena as The League's resident monk emerges from the back, looking surprisingly at ease despite the hard beat of the song. Jumping onto the apron from the floor, he steps between the ropes and calmly walks to the far corner of the ring, waiting for the bell to get the match underway.

 

Amelia Williams: Our next contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from the Island of Tria, weighing 205 pounds...Eidenhoek Gaiaspade!

 

Bob Sinclair: To say that Gaius' chances in this match are slim is an understatement.

 

Tori Montgomery: No kidding, Bob. Gaius is 0-3 against his opponent tonight, but yet despite his record, he's only one match behind Triumph in his pairing.

 

Frankie Garnett: Tonight's the night he knocks off the fat oaf, though!

 

Within Temptation's "Stand My Ground" hits the arena speakers as the reigning League Champion emerges from the back, through a wall of flame pyro. His face gives no emotions away as he walks to the ring, stopping at the ring steps to lay his title belts on the top step. A moment later, he slams both fists into the second-highest step before looking up the heavens with a cry of "For the Fallen" coming from his lips. With no further ado, he grabs his belts and steps between the ropes, ready to go to war once again. At ringside, Tori drops her headset to the table and walks towards his corner, her mental transition from color commentator to manager complete.

 

Amelia Williams: His opponent, joined at ringside by Tori Montgomery, from the End of Nowhere, weighing 337 pounds, he is one-half of the reigning Tag Team Turmoil champions and the defending League Champion...this is The Phoenix!

 

Frankie Garnett: Also known as the biggest joke in The League...and yes, that was a fat joke too!

 

Bob Sinclair: Phoenix has struggled a bit this season, though he still holds a somewhat comfortable lead over Ben Stanton. A win here would make next week's match a must-win for Stanton.

 

Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Elbow Strike

Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Spinning Back Kick

Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Forearm Strike

Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Snap Mare Takedown

Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Elbow Drop On Knee

Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Fist Drop

Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Knee Pull

Eidenhoek Gaiaspade picks up The Phoenix from behind.

Eidenhoek Gaiaspade applied the Hammerlock

Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Dropkick

The Phoenix moved and the Splash missed!

Eidenhoek Gaiaspade slipped out of the Elbow Drop On Knee.

Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the High Knee

Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Flip Legdrop

The Phoenix moved and the Seated Back Dropkick missed!

The Phoenix hit the Kick To Gut

The Phoenix applied the Front Facelock

Eidenhoek Gaiaspade blocked the Punch.

The Phoenix hit the Single Leg Trip

The Phoenix applied the Rear Chinlock

The Phoenix hit the Knee Pull

The Phoenix hit the Elbow Drop On Knee

The Phoenix takes a moment to rub his sore neck, apparently in pain.

The Phoenix applied the Rear Chinlock

The Phoenix applied the American Figure Four Leglock

The Phoenix picks up Eidenhoek Gaiaspade.

The Phoenix hit the Triple Forearm Blow

Eidenhoek Gaiaspade slipped out of the Rear Crossface Blows.

Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the High Knee

Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Mounted Punch Flurry

Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Snap Driving Elbow

Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Flip Legdrop

Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Rear Naked Punch Flurry

Tori Montgomery tries to interfere. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade complains to the referee, who gives Tori Montgomery a warning. The distraction gives The Phoenix time to attack though.

Eidenhoek Gaiaspade slipped out of the Side Explosion Suplex.

Gaius takes down Phoenix with the Earthshard; what impact!

Eidenhoek Gaiaspade picks up The Phoenix.

Eidenhoek Gaiaspade climbs the turnbuckles.

Eidenhoek Gaiaspade looks sharp, he knows that the match has swung in his favour.

The Phoenix shook the ropes to stop the Missile Dropkick.

The Phoenix throws Eidenhoek Gaiaspade off the top rope.

The Phoenix applied the American Figure Four Leglock

The Phoenix applied the Single Leg Boston Crab

The Phoenix hit the Rear Crossface Blows

The Phoenix applied the Camel Clutch

The referee checks the submission...

It seems to be locked in!

Escaped!

A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.

A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.

Eidenhoek Gaiaspade broke the Dragon Screw Leg Whip.

The Phoenix counters by reversing on Eidenhoek Gaiaspade.

The Phoenix hit the Corner Clothesline

The Phoenix applied the Camel Clutch

The referee checks the submission...

It seems to be locked in!

Escaped!

A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.

Armbar takedown...Phoenix locks in the Blaze of Glory!

The referee checks the submission...

It seems to be locked in!

Will This Be It?

It's Still Locked In!

The referee has called for the bell!

 

Amelia Williams: Here is your winner, at a time of eight minutes and twenty seconds...The Phoenix!

 

Bob Sinclair: And give an assist to Tori for that win!

 

Frankie Garnett: ....

 

Bob Sinclair: What, Frankie, nothing to say?

 

Frankie Garnett: I think I'm gonna be sick....

 

Johnny Triumph (3-4, 28%) vs. Tarik Nolan (3-4, 25%)

 

"Regulate" hits the speakers, immediately drawing the ire of the crowd as a large figure stands in the entryway, backlit by a clear spotlight. Pyro explodes on the stage, causing the light to shut off as the figure finally emerges onto the stage proper. Laughing at the boos hurled in his direction, he takes his time walking to the ring and subsequently entering it for his next match.

 

Amelia Williams: Ladies and gentlemen, this is our main event of the evening, scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Shreveport, Louisiana, weighing 292 pounds...Tarik Nolan!

 

Bob Sinclair: A lot of history in this match-up, guys.

 

Tori Montgomery: Coming in, Nolan is 4-3 against his opponent over the last five seasons.

 

Frankie Garnett: Are you serious? Damn.

 

Tori Montgomery: What, Frankie?

 

Frankie Garnett: I think I put my bet on the wrong guy tonight....

 

A remixed version of "Ecstasy of Gold" hits the speakers, which is nearly drowned out in jeers as he emerges from the entryway. Instead of taking the steps closest to him, he walks around to the opposite side of the ring, drawing in more jeers as he finally climbs the steps and enters the ring, deciding to enter on his terms and his terms alone.

 

Amelia Williams: His opponent, from Des Moines, Iowa, weighing 228 pounds...Johnny Triumph!

 

Bob Sinclair: Triumph is struggling to get a grip on his actions this season, but yet he's still leading his pairing despite the 3-4 record.

 

Tori Montgomery: This has been the real shocker to me this season; I expected Triumph to run away with this pairing.

 

Frankie Garnett: Makes two of us, Tori. I have no idea why Johnny is struggling like this!

 

Tarik Nolan hit the Toss To Corner

Tarik Nolan hit the Turnbuckle Smash

Tarik Nolan hit the Face Stepping

Tarik Nolan hit the Face Rub

Tarik Nolan hit the Fist Drop

Tarik Nolan applied the Choke Hold

The referee warns that that was illegal.

Johnny Triumph blocked the Face Rub.

Johnny Triumph recovers and stands up.

Tarik Nolan hit the Toss To Corner

Johnny Triumph moved and the Corner Elbow missed!

Johnny Triumph hit the Punch

Tarik Nolan took the blow, but just shrugs it off and goes on the attack.

Tarik Nolan hit the Kick To Gut

Tarik Nolan hit the Eye Gouge

The referee warns that that was illegal.

Tarik Nolan hit the Running Shoulder Block

Tarik Nolan hit the Face Stepping

The referee warns that that was illegal.

Tarik Nolan hit the Headbutt To Groin

The referee was not happy with that move.

Tarik Nolan hit the Mounted Punch Flurry

Tarik Nolan hit the Rear Naked Punch Flurry

Tarik Nolan hit the Rear Crossface Blows

Tarik Nolan hit the Mounted Punch Flurry

Tarik Nolan used the Power Taunt

Tarik Nolan picks up Johnny Triumph from behind.

Tarik Nolan whips Johnny Triumph to the corner.

Johnny Triumph moved and the Pain Train missed!

Johnny Triumph hit the Slap To Chest

Johnny Triumph hit the Running Clothesline

Johnny Triumph hit the Knee Pull

Johnny Triumph applied the Western Spinning Toe Hold

Tarik Nolan blocked the Elbow Drop On Knee.

Tarik Nolan recovers and stands up.

The Running Clothesline was countered into a Punch.

Johnny Triumph blocked the Face Plant.

Tarik Nolan whips Johnny Triumph to the corner.

Tarik Nolan hit the Corner Stomp Flurry

Tarik Nolan picks up Johnny Triumph.

Johnny Triumph slipped out the back of the Dirty South Strangla.

Johnny Triumph hit the Forearm To Back

Tarik Nolan slipped out the back of the Running Neck Snap.

Johnny Triumph moved and the Blindside High Knee missed!

Tarik Nolan moved and the Punch missed!

Tarik Nolan hit the Press Powerslam

The referee begins the count...

1!

2!

Kick Out!

Johnny Triumph blocked the Front Slam.

Tarik Nolan hit the Face Plant

Tarik Nolan looks sharp, he knows that the match has swung in his favour.

Tarik Nolan picks up Johnny Triumph.

Johnny Triumph slipped out of the Press Powerslam.

Johnny Triumph applied the Front Facelock

Johnny Triumph hit the Eye Gouge

Johnny Triumph hit the Running Clothesline

Johnny Triumph hit the Elbow Drop On Knee

Johnny Triumph hit the Knee Pull

Tarik Nolan slipped out the back of the Single Leg Boston Crab.

Tarik Nolan hits the Regulator! It's the beginning of the end....

The referee begins the count...

1!

2!

This Could Be It!

The referee's hand starts coming down...

3!

 

Amelia Williams: Here is your winner, at a time of eight minutes and twenty seconds...Tarik Nolan!

 

Bob Sinclair: And Nolan with a win that may be the turning point of his season!

 

Tori Montgomery: Still too early to tell, but you have to think that's going to boost his morale heading into Rivalry Week!

 

Frankie Garnett: Eh, I doubt it. This is Tarik we're talking about.

 

Bob Sinclair: Folks, we're out of time for this week. We'll see you here next Tuesday night, from Wolverhampton, England!

 

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1. Ian Carlisle (5-3) def. Sebastian Moore (2-6)

* Time of Match: 7:10

* Match Grade: C

* Winner's Offense: 59%

* Ian Carlisle's Body Condition: Head 64, Body 79, Arms 98, Legs 94

* Sebastian Moore's Body Condition: Head 51, Body 78, Arms 99, Legs 94

* 5 winners in the prediction pool each earn 1.20 points towards their season totals.

 

2. Jack Lightning (3-5) def. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. (2-6)

* Time of Match: 9:50

* Match Grade: B-

* Winner's Offense: 52%

* Jack Lightning's Body Condition: Head 66, Body 83, Arms 99, Legs 92

* Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr.'s Body Condition: Head 65, Body 83, Arms 98, Legs 94

* 5 winners in the prediction pool each earn 1.20 points towards their season totals.

 

3. Ly Quang Bao (4-4) def. Master Imoka (5-3)

* Time of Match: 3:40

* Match Grade: F

* Winner's Offense: 57%

* Ly Quang Bao's Body Condition: Head 64, Body 85, Arms 99, Legs 100

* Master Imoka's Body Condition: Head 62, Body 92, Arms 99, Legs 91

* 3 winners in the prediction pool each earn 2.00 points towards their season totals.

 

4. Nuclear Templeton (7-1) def. Psycho Sam (4-4)

* Time of Match: 11:00

* Match Grade: B-

* Winner's Offense: 58%

* Nuclear Templeton's Body Condition: Head 56, Body 88, Arms 93, Legs 96

* Psycho Sam's Body Condition: Head 14, Body 78, Arms 94, Legs 98

* 4 winners in the prediction pool each earn 1.50 points towards their season totals.

 

5. Diamond (5-3) def. Scott Stevens (4-4)

* Time of Match: 6:40

* Match Grade: D

* Winner's Offense: 45%

* Diamond's Body Condition: Head 63, Body 80, Arms 99, Legs 70

* Scott Stevens's Body Condition: Head 67, Body 81, Arms 98, Legs 77

* 5 winners in the prediction pool each earn 1.20 points towards their season totals.

 

6. Thor Hammerskald (5-3) def. III (4-4)

* Time of Match: 11:10

* Match Grade: B-

* Winner's Offense: 38%

* Thor Hammerskald's Body Condition: Head 31, Body 74, Arms 99, Legs 97

* III's Body Condition: Head 72, Body 72, Arms 94, Legs 94

* 4 winners in the prediction pool each earn 1.50 points towards their season totals.

* This is the Match of the Night (9 for Thor Hammerskald, 3 for III)

 

7. The Phoenix (5-3) def. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade (2-6)

* Time of Match: 8:20

* Match Grade: F

* Winner's Offense: 52%

* The Phoenix's Body Condition: Head 51, Body 86, Arms 98, Legs 94

* Eidenhoek Gaiaspade's Body Condition: Head 68, Body 85, Arms 93, Legs 72

* 5 winners in the prediction pool each earn 1.20 points towards their season totals.

 

8. Tarik Nolan (4-4) def. Johnny Triumph (3-5)

* Time of Match: 8:30

* Match Grade: D

* Winner's Offense: 69%

* Tarik Nolan's Body Condition: Head 80, Body 97, Arms 99, Legs 95

* Johnny Triumph's Body Condition: Head 34, Body 78, Arms 99, Legs 97

* 2 winners in the prediction pool each earn 3.00 points towards their season totals.

 

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PREDICTION STANDINGS

 

1. Jman2k3: 76.87 points (7.60 last week), 36 total picks correct.

2. mjdgoldeneye: 72.70 points (11.40 last week), 37 total picks correct.

* Most points for the week, and tied for most correct picks (7, with Ranson)

3. Psycho Sam: 66.45 points (6.73 last week), 40 total picks correct.

4. Ranson: 58.86 points (10.06 last week), 40 total picks correct.

5. OctoberRaven: 58.51 points (6.73 last week), 37 total picks correct.

6. Derek B: 54.05 points (6.46 last week), 37 total picks correct.

7. CJAlex: 43.32 points (7.13 last week), 27 total picks correct.

8. moon_lit_tears: 36.39 points (7.80 last week), 22 total picks correct.

9. masterded: 30.84 points (0.00 last week), 22 total picks correct.

10. I effin rule: 24.28 points (0.00 last week), 17 total picks correct.

11. Prophet: 4.95 points (0.00 last week), 4 total picks correct.

 

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PAIRING STANDINGS

 

The Phoenix (5-3, 2.125 AMR)

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. (2-6, 6.125 AMR)

 

Psycho Sam (4-4, 4.125 AMR)

Tarik Nolan (4-4, 4.000 AMR)

 

Ian Carlisle (5-3, 4.750 AMR)

Jack Lightning (3-5, 4.625 AMR)

 

Johnny Triumph (3-5, 2.375 AMR)

Eidenhoek Gaiaspade (2-6, 2.250 AMR)

 

Thor Hammerskald (5-3, 5.125 AMR)

Master Imoka (5-3, 3.000 AMR)

 

Diamond (5-3, 3.375 AMR)

Ly Quang Bao (4-4, 3.125 AMR)

 

Pizza Mask III (4-4, 4.625 AMR)

Scott Stevens (4-4, 3.625 AMR)

 

Nuclear Templeton (7-1, 4.375 AMR)

Sebastian Moore (2-6, 4.125 AMR)

 

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WEEK NINE SCHEDULE: Wolverhampton, England (UK--Scotland)

(Blood Loss Stoppage allowed, No Ref Bumps Allowed, Regular Style Match)

 

RIVALRY WEEK #2!

 

Scott Stevens (4-4, 7%) vs. III (4-4, 8%)

Psycho Sam (4-4, 16%) vs. Tarik Nolan (4-4, 14%)

LPW CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH: Ly Quang Bao (4-4, 15%) vs. Diamond © (5-3, 16%)

Sebastian Moore (2-6, 18%) vs. Nuclear Templeton (7-1, 14%)

Thor Hammerskald (5-3, 15%) vs. Master Imoka (5-3, 19%)

Johnny Triumph (3-5, 18%) vs. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade (2-6, 24%)

Jack Lightning (3-5, 28%) vs. Ian Carlisle (5-3, 26%)

The Phoenix (5-3, 25%) vs. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. (2-6, 31%)

 

TRAINING PM DEADLINE: MONDAY, JULY 9, 2012 AT 8:00 PM EST / TUESDAY, 10 JULY AT 0000 GMT.

 

PREDICTIONS DEADLINE: TUESDAY, JULY 10, 2011 AT 8:00 PM EST / WEDNESDAY, 11 JULY AT 0000 GMT

 

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Just sayin....

 

 

 

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Same to you.

 

Also, that was MotN? Cool :D I was really afraid of losing that one after the opening flurry.

 

Scott Stevens (4-4, 7%) vs. III (4-4, 8%)

Psycho Sam (4-4, 16%) vs. Tarik Nolan (4-4, 14%)

LPW CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH: Ly Quang Bao (4-4, 15%) vs. Diamond © (5-3, 16%)

Sebastian Moore (2-6, 18%) vs. Nuclear Templeton (7-1, 14%)

Thor Hammerskald (5-3, 15%) vs. Master Imoka (5-3, 19%)

Johnny Triumph (3-5, 18%) vs. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade (2-6, 24%)

Jack Lightning (3-5, 28%) vs. Ian Carlisle (5-3, 26%)

The Phoenix (5-3, 25%) vs. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. (2-6, 31%)

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I'll field that.

 

The Florentine is a Sharpshooter with bridged chin lock. It's a copy of the Proton Lock in the default database, but edited to fit League parameters.

 

Cool.

 

Well you're on here so Texas is atleast safe...:p

 

My finisher is pretty awesome. I wanted something to have a throwback to my Brett love...:p

 

You've seen my driving record???? Lol.

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