TKW: A Road not so Glorious

Zergon · June 26, 2013

Brilliant White © vs JOJI

Nice to see White getting the trophy as he´s my favorite guy in this diary. Now I´m obviously won´t pick against him at this first title defense no matter who he faces.

Also Featuring

Martin Heath vs Reginald Foppenbottom

Heath is one of the top guys, Foppenbottom... well lets just say he isn´t and leave it there.

The Northern Lights vs Hero Inc.

Better team.

Stefan Raynor vs Chris Everton

Raynor is one of the top guys while Everton isn´t anything else than a jobber.

Neville Jones vs Leighton Buzzard

I seem to be going little bit heel heavy on my predictions and this isn´t any differend. Jones is simply doing more at the moment.

Lenny Mochin vs Pigeon Mask vs ???

I go with mystery man here.

Voeltzwagon · July 4, 2013

<div style="text-align:center;">Tilted Kilt Wrestling Presents: Epic Event

Taped at Caledonian Club, Scotland on June, Week 2, Friday

11 Attending</div>

<div style="text-align:center;">*****

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Highland Warrior is out to speak, but he seems to be waiting for an interruption because that seems to happen so often as of late. After a few moments of awkward silence he is about to speak. He doesn't even get a word out before suddenly someone is walking to the ring.

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Martin Heath does not look happy given how he lost the Trophy of Excellence and his usual smile is a great big frowny face instead.

Highland Warrior: "I know already what you want. You want a rematch for the trophy tonight."

Martin Heath: "Of course I do! If not that I want Stefan Raynor in the ring like I did last month. Only this time I want revenge for what he did."

Highland Warrior: "I think something can be a...."

Highland Warrior trails off as he sees someone else coming out. He looks slightly confused as does Martin Heath when he turns around and sees who is coming to the ring.

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Nothing good can come of this.</div>

Reginald Foppenbottom is on the scene and he shakes his head at Martin and then looks to Highland Warrior.

Reginald: "No no no! He had his chance to retain against Brilliant White and he lost. If he wants to get a shot at the boss down the line he has to go through me!"

Martin and Highland Warrior just stare at Reginald for a few moments then look to themselves and shrug.

Martin & Warrior: "Suit yourself!"

Highland Warrior: "That match will start right....now!"

<div style="text-align:center;">Rating: 31</div>

<div style="text-align:center;">*****

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Reginald Foppenbottom vs Martin Heath</div>

Reginald didn't realize what he had gotten himself into. Martin Heath seems more than pleased to have this match and take out Brilliant White's underling in rather quick and handy fashion.

<div style="text-align:center;">Winner: Martin Heath

Rating: 25</div>

<div style="text-align:center;">*****

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The Northern Lights vs Hero Inc.</div>

A rematch from a few months ago that delivers much in the same manner. Maxwell finds himself doing most of the work for his team and has very little luck against the two much larger Northern Lights members. As much as Hellraiser tries to help he does more harm. He stumbles at one point back into the ropes and causes Maxwell to lose his balance off the corner where he was about to dive. He falls forward into the arms of Riddick Jordan who powerslams him for the pin.

<div style="text-align:center;">Winners: The Northern Lights

Rating: 24

*****

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The Northern Lights remain in the ring and clear it of both members of Hero Inc. before grabbing themselves a microphone to share.

Riddick Jordan: "Maybe we can be beat in singles by a stroke of luck, but as you can see when it comes to working together we are the best."

Alton Vicious: "We have defeated all the teams you have thrown in our way. You may as well make a tag championship and give it to us, Highland Warrior."

Riddick Jordan: "Yeah, that's right. We dominated tonight, we dominated in the past and we will continue to do just that in the future. Face it, there ain't a tag team here that can beat us."

Alton Vicious: "And if you don't believe that you are just stupid."

The two pose a bit afterwards to the boos then finally leave the ring much to the small crowd's delight.

<div style="text-align:center;">Rating: 28</div>

<div style="text-align:center;">*****

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Stefan Raynor vs Chris Everton with Liz Sweetheart</div>

Stefan looks to have a bit of an eye for Liz and seems more interested in her than his opponent. Chris goes on the attack to remind Stefan he has a match, but he soon gets overwhelmed by Raynor who takes over the match. There is little Everton can do and Stefan looks like he is trying to impress the distraught Liz as he manhandles and defeats her client.

<div style="text-align:center;">Winner: Stefan Raynor

Rating: 27</div>

<div style="text-align:center;">*****

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After the match Stefan looked as if he was about to go after Liz, but before he could Martin Heath stormed out from the back and went after the man that cost him the title. The two brawl around the ring for a bit, but Stefan manages to toss Martin Heath into a post and daze him. A stiff boot to the face leaves Martin laid out and Stefan just shakes his head before walking out.

<div style="text-align:center;">Rating: 31</div>

<div style="text-align:center;">*****

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Prince Neville with Lady Aurora vs Leighton Buzzard with Bethany Hurst</div>

Another rematch from a few months back. The smallish roster is starting to show the trouble of operating on a smallish budget, but at least they managed to go a few months between shows before showing repeats. Where Prince Neville controlled the match last time, this one turns out to be more even as Leighton seemed to learn from his mistakes from last time. Aurora is also negated by Hurst keeping her in check and preventing her from cheating. That is until both women get into and Woolsey is distracted as he tries to break them up. Prince Neville knees Leighton in his crown jewels and gets the dirty win to get the better of Buzzard once again.

<div style="text-align:center;">Winner: Prince Neville

Rating: 14</div>

<div style="text-align:center;">*****

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Pigeon Mask vs Lenny Mochin</div>

The two are in the ring ready to square off when suddenly there is a loud 'STOP!' shouted. Emerging from the back area is someone who hasn't been seen in TKW, but definitely is a familiar face to some.

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Dressed as if he just got back from the year 1992 after a Stone Roses concert, Jonni Lowlife enters the ring and holds his hands up. He reaches into the pocket of his jacket and pulls out a microphone.

Jonni Lowlife: "I don't mean to interrupt or anything, but this match sucks. That is why I am here. I am everyone's new favorite TKW wrestler and I am making this match mine! Ring the bell!"

<div style="text-align:center;">Rating: 27</div>

<div style="text-align:center;">*****

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Pigeon Mask vs Lenny Mochin vs Jonni Lowlife</div>

The other two men don't look like they enjoyed being interrupted. They both attack Jonni at the start and toss him to the outside before going after one another. Lenny uses his technical expertise and strength to start to take control over Pigeon Mask. He seems things well in hand until Jonni gets back in the ring and attacks from behind. This turns into a standard match involving three men as everyone gets a chance of working over one another while the third spends time 'recovering' on the outside. The finish comes when Mochin looks to put Pigeon Mask away with a beautiful T-Bone suplex. Jonni dropkicks Mochin from behind and knocks Lenny out of the ring and steals the pin on the prone Pigeon Mask.

<div style="text-align:center;">Winner: Jonni Lowlife

Rating: 30</div>

<div style="text-align:center;">*****

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TKW Trophy of Excellence Championship Bout

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Brilliant White © VS JOJI</div>

A fast paced match from the start as both men are quick, high fliers that really get the crowd interested from the start. JOJI might actually be the quicker of the two, but the cunning mind of Brilliant White along with his disregard to following the rules allow him to keep the Japanese wrestler from gaining too much momentum. Several times it looks like JOJI might just take the trophy from White in his first defense and he looks to finish it off with the powerful super kick he has been using. White ducks it and then clips the leg JOJI is standing on. JOJI never quite can get back into the match and eventually falls victim to the White Out.

<div style="text-align:center;">Winner and Still Champion: Brilliant White (Defenses: 1)

Rating: 30</div>

<div style="text-align:center;">*****

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Brilliant White holds his trophy high when given to him and he is celebrating his first defense in the ring when suddenly someone from in back comes out and sets a boombox down. It starts playing a tinny sounding version of AC/DC's Thunderstruck and Brilliant White looks confused. Was this being played for his celebration? He finds out that is a big fat no when someone emerges from the back again.

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Brilliant White stares wide eyed at the masked man that comes out and points at him.

Brilliant White: "No! NOOOOOO! I banished you to Europe!"

The masked man just starts to run towards the ring and White bails quickly and runs away at high speed. The masked man remains in the ring and shouts loudly.

Masky McMaskerson: "THUNDERBOLT IS HERE, CITIZENS! HE HAS RETURNED FROM THE WORLD HE WAS BANISHED TO!"

<div style="text-align:center;">Rating: 26</div>

Match of the Night: Triple Threat and Main Event

Lowlight of the Night: Leighton Buzzard vs Prince Neville

<div style="text-align:center;">Final Rating: 30</div>

TheEffect · July 4, 2013

Great show!

Voeltzwagon · July 7, 2013

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="TheEffect" data-cite="TheEffect" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35770" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Great show!</div></blockquote> Glad you are enjoying! <div style="text-align:center;">*****</div> Epic Event went down without incident. I really am starting to feel my age. Perhaps it is time to just start winding down and let the younger guys take their lumps. I suppose if I take it easy I got a year or two left in me. I just feel sore longer and longer it seems anymore. Nothing I can't handle.....for now. I was in my flat watching television a few days after the show when the phone started to ring. I saw the number and debated picking it up, but then decided it might be important. "Hey, Bob. What do you need?" "I just got off the phone with Greg. Everton is gone." Guh? He isn't the greatest in ring, but he is a nice guy and I am a bit surprised that he would up and bail. I never heard a complaint out of him or anything despite mostly being a jobber. "Any reason why? Was he unhappy or something?" Damn, that also means Liz doesn't have a client now. A shame because they worked well together. "Oh no, nothing like that. He got hired on to help with a big job. He just isn't sure if he could make a show even if it is once a month. That and getting hurt could cost him the big bucks." Well that makes sense at least. Chris could have perhaps become a decent talent, but his job as an architect has just kept him all too busy and as a result wrestling has more become a hobby. "I guess that means we should probably get a replacement. Greg have anyone in mind?" "The usual suspects. Mostly some of the old MOSC guys that I don't think would work too well with us." That probably means the likes of Ultra Violence, Psycho, or the like. I am a bit surprised he hasn't brought his son in honestly. "I guess that means I will put out some calls. Find someone that might be interested. Maybe even ask Thunderbolt knows of any people to perhaps contact from VWA." "....actually I have someone in mind. Been training him the past year and I think he is ready. Might even say he is one of the better guys I have trained too." It has felt a bit like this place is starting to become a bit loaded with Ring of Fire people, but at the same time having a dojo we can pluck people from when they are ready can be handy. "Well I don't see a problem with it. We'll just set up a meeting so me and Greg can meet him and see what kind of contract to go with. What's his name." "Kevin Welsh. I think you both will be impressed." "Sounds good, Bob. Talk to you later." As I hung up the phone I looked at the screen of the television. At least given the state of wrestling around here there is never a shortage of finding talent. I would prefer someone a bit more established for once, but we just don't have the money for that sort of thing. Bob has a knack for at least training students with sound in ring work. Little did I know the student we were about to sign is so much more than that.

Voeltzwagon · July 7, 2013

<div style="text-align:center;">Soon To Be Released on DVD: TKW One Wild Night!

Taped on Friday, Week 2 in July 2013

Sure beats watching what's on TV!

TKW Trophy of Excellence Match

Also Featuring

Jonni Lowlife vs Maxwell Bleak

The Northern Lights and Lenny Mochin vs Birds of Prey and Hellraiser

Stefan Raynor vs Martin Heath

JOJI vs Reginald Foppenbottom

Neville Jones vs Kevin Welsh</div>

Zergon · July 8, 2013

TKW Trophy of Excellence Match

Too early for White to drop the Trophy so I go with somekind of cheap win for him.

Also Featuring

Jonni Lowlife vs Maxwell Bleak

I expect Jonni to be higher on the ladders than wanna-be superhero Maxwell.

The Northern Lights and Lenny Mochin vs Birds of Prey and Hellraiser

Northern Lights are above Birds on my opinion and Birds picking Hellraiser as their partner doesn´t really help things either.

Stefan Raynor vs Martin Heath

Little suprised this isn´t main eventing or at least on semi-main event spot as there two are some of your biggest names. I´m guessing this one won´t be clean so I go with double DQ to further their feud.

JOJI vs Reginald Foppenbottom

JOJI gets a bounce back win after losing the title shot last month.

Neville Jones vs Kevin Welsh

Not much idea about Welsh so though he sounds like a good talent I still go with Jones who seems to be getting somekind of a push even if his match ratings aren´t all that great.

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