The Bad Boys of Australia's True Story [C-Verse 2014]

Peppermint Rage · March 22, 2014

BBoA National Championship Quarterfinals

Septimus Stubbs vs Dazzler

Lone Rider vs Blood Brother

D-Pod vs Warlock

Surfer Dude Lucas vs Lorenzo Oliverio

Also In Action

Samoan Demolition vs The Bat Men

Sulphur vs Matty Wills

Voeltzwagon · March 22, 2014

Bad Boys of Australia: Something to Prove

Friday, Week 3 January 2014

Western Australia: The Tzar's Italian Cuisine

25 Attending

*****

The Restaurant has been modified to allow the ring to be set up inside the middle of it. Food is not being served aside from popcorn and drinks. The bar itself has been made into a makeshift announce booth and several chairs have been pulled to be around the ring. Judging from the noises it seems like the kitchen area must be the changing area which must be a health inspector's nightmare. The fans are a mixed bag, but five looked to have come as a group and all calling themselves the Sulphur Squad.

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Dutch DeRue comes out dressed to impress and the Sulphur Squad gets to cheer early as their hero arrives being flanked by the two Samoans. The Samoans remain at ringside as Dutch and Sulphur get into the ring proper. Given the small group a microphone is not even used as Dutch addresses everyone.

Dutch DeRue: Ladies and gentlemen. I would like to see the man that truly runs this company. Bad Boys of Australia is what the company is called. Well I want you all to look at my clients here and try to tell me who is more bad than the group I have assembled? That's right, nobody! Now what I do have a problem with is the fact that I do not have a single man in the tournament. It sounds as if people are scared.....and they should be. It is time to put everyone on notice and it starts now. Bring out the first victim!

Rating: 48

*****

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Sulphur with Dutch DeRue vs Matty Wills with Rose Wills

Dutch sends the Samoans off, but he remains at ringside to watch as Matty reluctantly gets into the ring with the big man. Matty does almost all the work as most of the match is him trying to do something....anything to Sulphur who pretty much responds with either a chop to the head or he just pushes Matty away. Finally Sulphur puts the youngster out of his misery and hefts him up and delivers the Depths of Hell choke slam.

Winner: Sulphur

Rating: 23

*****

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Lone Rider vs Blood Brother

Blood Brother's offense is wild and unpredictable. He's a madman on the loose and he has Lone Rider in trouble early on. He does seem not to have much beyond the elbows, kicks and punches he is throwing, but it seems like all he needs. Rider finally starts manages to regain his composure and fights back. Blood Brother starts to have trouble once it starts to turn into something of an actual wrestling match and Lone Rider starts to gain control. He sends Blood Brother into the ropes and takes him out with a vicious Ride On (Clothesline from Hell).

Winner: Lone Rider

Rating: 26

*****

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Surfer Dude Lucas comes out and looks ready to get started with his match, but Lorenzo Oliverio looks like he has something to say when he steps out with Ceri Dordevich by his side. The cocky looking youngster just slowly struts to the ring as he talks to both fans and Lucas.

Lorenzo Oliverio: Well I do have to say what a joke this is. Having to fight in a restaurant and I don't even get a REAL opponent. Lucas, I know you want to think you have a chance in this tournament, but you aren't even going to get through me. I am the future of this business and soon I won't be wrestling in front of small groups of morons. Me and Ceri here. We are going straight to the top and this tournament is just a stepping stone!

Rating: 30

*****

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Surfer Dude Lucas vs Lorenzo Oliverio with Ceri Dordevich

Lucas lets Lorenzo what he thinks about that speech with a big punch to the face followed by tossing the cocky rookie right outside the ring. The pair then start to have the closest thing to a wrestling match all night as they exchange holds and even a few suplexes and slams get thrown in there. Ceri decides to get involved at one point as she distracts the referee. It allows Lorenzo to pull brass knuckles out of his tights and nail Lucas with them. He quickly hides the knuckles and covers his fallen foe to advance to the next round.

Winner: Lorenzo Oliverio

Rating: 28

*****

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Samoan Demolition with Dutch DeRue vs The Bat Men

There are rules to this match so the Bat Men sadly do not get to use their trademark weapons. This is bad news since the Samoans are able to use their trademark weapons, headbutts. Syrus and Slugger put up a valiant fight, but the Samoans are just too strong and overpower both. Slugger is tossed from the ring and then The Brisbane Devil grabs Syrus and delivers the Asian Thumb Spike.

Winner: Samoan Demolition

Rating: 28

*****

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D-Pod comes dancing down to the ring and he looks like he is having fun with the fans. He sort of stops in his tracks when he gets in the ring and comes face to face with a rather angry looking Warlock. D-Pod quickly throws up his hands and tries to talk to Warlock.

D-Pod: Hey hey hey hey! Come on, maaaaan. There is no reason to be angry. It's a big day for the both of us! We got a big match. We got fans. We got free Italian food after all is said and done! So before we have a match, why don't we get down and dance?

Rating: 37

*****

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D-Pod vs Warlock

Warlock's response is a rake to the eyes and a bodyslam to D-Pod. The big man starts to work over D-Pod and gets the younger wrestler breathing room. D-Pod manages to roll forward and under a big clothesline and starts to fight back. There is flash and pizzazz to his arsenal, but it is mostly just rocking Warlock and not taking him off his feet. D-Pod climbs up top and finally takes him down with a missile dropkick. With the advantage he seizes the opportunity to deliver the Moonsault Press and he manages to keep Warlock down for the three count.

Winner: D-Pod

Rating: 23

*****

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Dazzler vs Septimus Stubbs

Dazzler sexy dances quite often and in a taunting manner at Stubbs who doesn't seem to be liking it one bit. Dazzler is nimble and continues to avoid so he can sexy dance some more. It seems angering Stubbs like that isn't a good idea and he finally gets laid out and Stubby just starts stomping madly into him. Frustration just seems to build as Stubbs tosses Dazzler about and gives the stripper wannabe much of a chance to fight back. His strikes actually bust Dazzler open before Septimus Stubbs hits him with the Stubby Piledriver.

Winner: Septimus Stubbs

Rating: 21

*****

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Afterwards Septimus Stubbs tosses Dazzler out of the ring and starts to shout at any who will listen to him.

Septimus Stubbs: Get that Magic Mike reject out of my damn ring! I will be damned if I will let a poof like him get the National title. I won't let some dancing numbnut that can't control his hair touch it either! This is my tournament to win and you people don't forget that! Like a fine wine I have ****ing gotten amazing with age and like wine you will have one ****ing hell of a headache after I am done with you.

Rating: 30

With that the fans are thanked for coming out and offered a coupon to come back later to try a meal at half price on a day when a event isn't happening.

FINAL RATING: 29

*****

Stubby Thoughts

- Dazzler was ****ing horrible in the ring. Didn't that idiot remember this was the ****ing main event? I would have rather faced Sulphur tonight.

- I think I was right about Lucas and Lorenzo. Kids will have their dues to pay, but both already are better than most of the roster.

- This was a mess, but it could have been worse. There is a lot of ****ing work to do.

Voeltzwagon · March 22, 2014

Tzar's Italian Cuisine

After the Show

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Septimus Stubbs sits at the bar with a bag of ice on a shoulder and nursing a glass of scotch. The Dazzler match was a mess and now he has to make a mental note that Sulphur isn't the only one that might seriously hurt someone. He is so lost in thought he doesn't notice the figure that is soon standing behind him.

"Excuse me.....Mister Stubbs?"

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"What the? Oh **** me, mate. Please don't call me in such a formal manner. Stubbs or Stubby is what everyone else calls me. I am ****ing used to it by now."

Despite being such a crazy man in the ring, Blood Brother actually looks a bit timid despite the big smile that crosses his face.

"I just wanted to uh....say is thank you for giving me a chance and well...."

"Oui! Spit it out.......you never gave me your name and calling you Blood Brother is a bit retarded, mate."

"Ahh, Adam. You can call me Adam. I always appreciated your work so I was hoping since we are now working together if you could umm......train me?"

Septimus Stubbs actually looks unsure how to respond. So many years he has spent in the ring and doing indy shows and yet somehow he never had such a question asked.

"You want me to.....help you out?"

"I know I need to get better in some aspects. I don't want to emulate your style, but I want to integrate a few things."

"****, I mean you are a bit green, but you are better than some of your peers. I.....well ****. I guess? You got contact stuff already so I guess call me when my ****ing head isn't hurting and we can discuss details, mate."

"I....I will! Thanks a lot M.....Stubbs!"

Septimus just looks back to his glass as Blood Brother does his best not to start fist pumping when wandering away. Wait, did he just get a protégé? Is he really getting that old that people want him to mentor them now?

"Oh **** me...."

Voeltzwagon · March 23, 2014

<div style="text-align:center;">Phone Conversation

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"This is Stubbs."

"Got good news. Despite costs to get ring and other things we break even."

"You're shitting me. You are saying we might actually make a profit now?"

"Dah! Sulphur Squad spend good money. We make hi-"

"Don't you ****ing finish that! Matty worked his ass off to make Sulphur look halfway decent. The big lug gets ****ed up and tired after throwing like two punches."

"He get better."

"I'll believe that when I see it."

"So.....Blood Brother."

"Adam, his name is Adam."

"Adam, you take under wing, no? You good man, Stubby. Old men like us. That our job now."

"**** you! I can still go in the ring! The kid just asked for some help I said yes. Nothing more."

"Sound like you take under wing."

"**** off!"

"Anyway, we meet later. Plan for next show. Call Tzar later."

"Yeah yeah....later."

Voeltzwagon · March 23, 2014

<div style="text-align:center;">BBoA On Thin Ice

BBoA National Championship Semifinals

Septimus Stubbs vs D-Pod

Lorenzo Oliverio vs Lone Rider

Also In Action

The Bat Men vs Blood Brother and Warlock

Dazzler vs Sulphur

Samoan Demolition vs Matty Wills and Surfer Dude Lucas</div>

terrybgoode · March 23, 2014

Yessss. See, Blood Brother is awesome. <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37762" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>BBoA National Championship Semifinals Septimus Stubbs vs D-Pod Apparently the universe doesn't hate him any more?! Let's rock. Lorenzo Oliverio vs Lone Rider This'd be why Olive Garden got the rub, duh. My skills are rusty. <img alt=";)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/wink.png.686f06e511ee1fbf6bdc7d82f6831e53.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> The Bat Men vs Blood Brother and Warlock This could go either way, but screw the Bat Men. Dazzler vs Sulphur Wait, I bolded the wrong one... sexy dance must be his weakness, right!? Samoan Demolition vs Matty Wills and Surfer Dude Lucas[/center] Eff yeah. Although actually, everyone here is pretty cool. </div></blockquote>

Zergon · March 23, 2014

Septimus Stubbs vs D-Pod

I just don´t see D-Pod being main champ... actually I don´t see anyone on your roster being main champ but guess I give Stubbs the nob here since he´s veteran and if I remember right, he was actually one of your top guys last time around too.

Lorenzo Oliverio vs Lone Rider

Oliverio would probably be my usual pick here but I had Stubbs advance on the other one and need face to advance here so Rider gets the win.

Also In Action

The Bat Men vs Blood Brother and Warlock

I usually go with real team on these situations but for some reason, I really don´t like Bat Men so I make an exception and go with Brother and Warlock instead.

Dazzler vs Sulphur

Considering how bad Dazzler was with Stubbs, I doubt you plan to push him at all so Sulphur for th win!

Samoan Demolition vs Matty Wills and Surfer Dude Lucas

Real team over random pairing, though Wills would deserve more after pulling a decent rating from Sulphur.

Rickymex · March 23, 2014

Septimus Stubbs vs D-Pod

Lorenzo Oliverio vs Lone Rider

Also In Action

The Bat Men vs Blood Brother and Warlock

Dazzler vs Sulphur

Samoan Demolition vs Matty Wills and Surfer Dude Lucas

DanMTheMan · March 23, 2014

Septimus Stubbs vs D-Pod

Bitter old veteran who is denying his age...OR...D-Pod, who is...um...D-POD!.....Stubby for the win!

Lorenzo Oliverio vs Lone Rider

I can see Stubby putting over LR more than D-Pod...

Also In Action

The Bat Men vs Blood Brother and Warlock

Sadly, I must go for the name team over random pairing....

Dazzler vs Sulphur

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Samoan Demolition vs Matty Wills and Surfer Dude Lucas

Real team > random pairing

flaviooooo · March 23, 2014

BBoA National Championship Semifinals

Septimus Stubbs vs D-Pod

Lorenzo Oliverio vs Lone Rider

Also In Action

The Bat Men vs Blood Brother and Warlock

Dazzler vs Sulphur

Samoan Demolition vs Matty Wills and Surfer Dude Lucas

Tiberious · March 23, 2014

BBoA National Championship Semifinals

Septimus Stubbs vs D-Pod

Lorenzo Oliverio vs Lone Rider

Also In Action

The Bat Men vs Blood Brother and Warlock

Dazzler vs Sulphur

Samoan Demolition vs Matty Wills and Surfer Dude Lucas

Peppermint Rage · March 23, 2014

BBoA National Championship Semifinals

Septimus Stubbs vs D-Pod

Lorenzo Oliverio vs Lone Rider

Also In Action

The Bat Men vs Blood Brother and Warlock

Dazzler vs Sulphur

Samoan Demolition vs Matty Wills and Surfer Dude Lucas

Midnightnick · March 24, 2014

BBoA National Championship Semifinals

Septimus Stubbs vs D-Pod

Lorenzo Oliverio vs Lone Rider

Also In Action

The Bat Men vs Blood Brother and Warlock

Dazzler vs Sulphur

Samoan Demolition vs Matty Wills and Surfer Dude Lucas

mistaken · March 24, 2014

Septimus Stubbs vs D-Pod

Lorenzo Oliverio vs Lone Rider

Also In Action

The Bat Men vs Blood Brother and Warlock

Dazzler vs Sulphur

Samoan Demolition vs Matty Wills and Surfer Dude Lucas

Voeltzwagon · March 26, 2014

<div style="text-align:center;">Bad Boys of Australia: On Thin Ice

Friday, Week 3 February 2014

Western Australia: The Tzar's Italian Cuisine

20 Attending

*****</div>

A setup very similar to last month, but with fewer people in attendance. In fact it is five people so many might assume the Sulphur Squad is missing, BUT YOU ARE DEAD WRONG. The squad is here in full force ready to see the best wrestler in Australia to dominate once again....and maybe for the tournament matches. They will have to wait. It will be tag team action kicking things off.

<div style="text-align:center;">*****

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The Bat Men vs Warlock and Blood Brother</div>

It is a match with several men used to a hardcore environment not getting to have a hardcore match. The result is like a train wreck you can't look away from. Blood Brother is the one trying to hold the match together and that is saying something. There is a lot of punches and kicks. Warlock gets frisky and tries to lock Slugger in a sleeper hold only for him to break loose. Eventually Slugger puts away Blood Brother with a with a rather messy piledriver.

<div style="text-align:center;">Winners: The Bat Men

Rating: 21</div>

<div style="text-align:center;">*****

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The Sulphur Squad get the first look at their wrestling god as he comes out with Samoan Demolition and their ringleader, Dutch DeRue. Dutch and Sulphur get into the ring and the cocky manager just smiles at the small crowd.

Dutch DeRue: Last month I showed that DeRue Enterprises is the best thing around. We don't have someone in the tournament, but we know that we are the dominant force here in Bad Boys of Australia. I fear for whoever wins the title. They will have a very short career. I have three weapons I could choose from an each of them can easily take the title. I just have to snap my fingers and that gold will be mine. Bask in our glory. Watch as Sulphur shows his might now and later my Samoans will do the same!"

<div style="text-align:center;">Rating: 46</div>

<div style="text-align:center;">*****

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Sulphur with Dutch DeRue vs Dazzler</div>

Dazzler begins to do his sexy dance in self defense and it seems to almost hypnotize Sulphur. The big man looks mesmerized by the movements and it takes Dutch DeRue yelling at the big man to snap him out of that daze. Dazzler tries to get a quick shot in, but instead gets caught. Awkward chops followed by a big headbutt has Dazzler reeling. He is hefted up and Sulphur delivers the Depths of Hell chokeslam to finish the sexy sexy dancer away.

Winner: Sulphur

<div style="text-align:center;">Rating: 15</div>

<div style="text-align:center;">*****

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Septimus Stubbs gets in the ring and looks ready for his match as he awaits for D-Pod to groove his way down to the ring. Once inside D-Pod throws up his hands as if to keep Septimus from attacking him right away.

D-Pod: Whoa whoa whoaaaaaa maaaan! I know deep down you aren't as angry as you look. I bet an old man like you has had your share of parties in his day too. I have to ask. Can you tell DJ D-Pod about some of them. Then maybe we can jam and have some fun!

Stubbs just stares at the energetic youth and he then just gets a bit of a smirk.

Septimus Stubbs: I got just two words. Hate crime.

Stubbs then punches D-Pod in the face.

<div style="text-align:center;">Rating: 31</div>

<div style="text-align:center;">*****

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D-Pod vs Septimus Stubbs</div>

Stubbs follows up with that punch with what very much might be a hate crime. D-Pod gets little offense in as he gets tossed about the ring like a ragdoll and never proves to be a threat to the angry, angry old man that is Septimus Stubbs. He at least shows mercy after a few moments and puts D-Pod away with a Stubby Piledriver.

<div style="text-align:center;">Winner: Septimus Stubbs

Rating: 27</div>

<div style="text-align:center;">*****

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Samoan Demolition with Dutch DeRue vs Surfer Dude Lucas and Matty Wills with Rose Wills</div>

Headbutts! Headbutts everywhere as the Samoans work under the two younger workers. Lucas does manage to get some offense in. His larger frame allows him to at least match strength for strength with the Samoans, but it isn't enough to full overcome them. Matty does his best to try and support his partner, but he soon finds himself outside of the ring looking on in horror as Malietoa leaps out the ring and on top of him. Lucas can't do anything to help. He is too busy eating an Asian Thumb Spike from Brisbane Devil.

<div style="text-align:center;">Winners: Samoan Destruction

Rating: 33</div>

<div style="text-align:center;">*****

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Lone Rider enters the ring as the main event is announced. He patiently waits, but Lorenzo Oliverio once again decides to gloat as he walks to the ring.

Lorenzo Oliverio: Look, Ceri. Another pushover that I have to deal with on my way to becoming the first National champion here. I think at this rate they better just give me the title since once I win this I have to beat up a senior citizen that thinks he has a mean streak.

Both he and Ceri laugh as they get into the ring and they approach Lone Rider.

Ceri Dordevich: Just look at him! He is speechless and in awe of you! Maybe you can ask him to just lie down for you.

Lorenzo Oliverio: He is being rather quiet and staring at me in a dumbfounded manner. What is the matter, can't you talk mister 'Looooone Rider'?

Rider just stares a few moments longer and he reaches up to adjust his hat.

Lone Rider: I don't talk much.....

He then slaps the shit out of Lorenzo and tosses him out the ring as Ceri screams and looks to dive out of the ring too.

Lone Rider: I reckon I can kick your ass though.

<div style="text-align:center;">Rating: 25</div>

<div style="text-align:center;">*****

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Lone Rider vs Lorenzo Oliverio with Ceri Dedorvich</div>

Lone Rider starts to climb out of the ring and go after Lorenzo, but Ceri manages to distract him and buy her man enough time to recover and jump Lone Rider. Overall both men seem to come off evenly matched and many times it looks like both men could win. The difference is Lorenzo's cocky attitude is what may do him in. Too often he starts to show off and it bites him in the ass. Even Ceri can't prevent him from being caught by surprise with a Ride On from Lone Rider.

<div style="text-align:center;">Winner: Lone Rider

Rating: 26</div>

<div style="text-align:center;">*****

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Lone Rider doesn't get much time to celebrate his win. As Ceri gets Lorenzo out of the ring Septimus Stubbs comes out and just smirks as he looks on at his opponent in the finals. The two stare one another down for a bit before Septimus Stubbs makes a jerking motion at Lone Rider and telling him unfriendly things before walking off. Rider seems unfazed and motions for Stubbs to bring it.

<div style="text-align:center;">Rating: 26</div>

Afterwards the crowd is thanked for coming out and the small group filters out as the workers already get started on cleaning up the place.

<div style="text-align:center;">Overall Rating: 32</div>

<div style="text-align:center;">*****

Septimus' Thoughts</div>

-Rider may not match his father when it comes to charisma or his mic work, but he is probably going to be the best in the ring for quite some time.

-We are so top heavy on the heels right now. I wish Matty and Lucas were a bit less green to be more of a threat. Dazzler is not reliable and D-Pod needs so much more work in the ring.

-Oh god why is there a Sulphur Squad?

DanMTheMan · March 26, 2014

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Voeltzwagon" data-cite="Voeltzwagon" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37762" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">-Oh god why is there a Sulphur Squad?</div></div></blockquote> Because Lord Sulphur is "The Best There Is, The Best There Was, The Best There Ever Will Be!" <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />:D:D Anyways, sane response time! LOVED the show...Can't wait for the next edition from the bastard Stubby & the Nutty Russian Tzar!

flaviooooo · March 26, 2014

I can't get the image of Dazzler doing a sexy dance for Sulphur out of my head... I hate you Voeltzwagon <img alt="

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terrybgoode · March 26, 2014

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Voeltzwagon" data-cite="Voeltzwagon" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37762" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>-We are so top heavy on the heels right now. I wish Matty and Lucas were a bit less green to be more of a threat. Dazzler is not reliable and D-Pod needs so much more work in the ring.</div></blockquote> That's what ruins my Australian games for me - practically all the workers I want to hire (and there are quite a few, to be fair!) can't work face for crap. The few that can and I don't find intolerably lame are either bad, bad workers or struggle to gain pop. Lone Rider's basically guaranteed a main event push, forever! I still love it, though.

Voeltzwagon · March 26, 2014

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="DanMTheMan" data-cite="DanMTheMan" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37762" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Because Lord Sulphur is "The Best There Is, The Best There Was, The Best There Ever Will Be!" <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />:D:D Anyways, sane response time! LOVED the show...Can't wait for the next edition from the bastard Stubby & the Nutty Russian Tzar!</div></blockquote> Already got the next show done and also debating a few things on a few things like roster additions before I work on the fourth one. Going to maybe also try to slow my roll and try not to post as much so fast between this and the NYCW diary so I don't get burned out. Glad you are enjoying! <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="flaviooooo" data-cite="flaviooooo" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37762" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>I can't get the image of Dazzler doing a sexy dance for Sulphur out of my head... I hate you Voeltzwagon <img alt=":(" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/frown.png.e6b571745a30fe6a6f2e918994141a47.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></div></blockquote> Well at least Dazzler will be remembered for something. I don't think that is what he was hoping it would be. <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="terrybgoode" data-cite="terrybgoode" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37762" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>That's what ruins my Australian games for me - practically all the workers I want to hire (and there are quite a few, to be fair!) can't work face for crap. The few that can and I don't find intolerably lame are either bad, bad workers or struggle to gain pop. Lone Rider's basically guaranteed a main event push, forever! I still love it, though.</div></blockquote> I could have gone a few different ways. There are still some Faces I might want to pick up, but I was trying to keep the costs low for now. I was also going with people that are unemployed to give some time to guys one might not usually see in a diary. If I can get more money coming in there are a few names I will pick up that can be good faces. Heck, once D-Pod gets just a bit better in the ring he is a viable 2 behind Rider just for his entertainment stats. At least when you are local pretty much no matter how horrible a show you put on you still gain popularity so I got time to grow and find some new Faces that can main event.

Voeltzwagon · March 27, 2014

<div style="text-align:center;">Late Night Phone Conversation

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"Hnn, what do you want?"

"I told you we make profit this month. We do good."

"****, I know that. It wasn't much, but when you don't lose money that is never a bad thing."

"We get champion next month too! We get people interested when that happens."

"I am not worried about that. I got some idle worries on the strength of roster, mate. Dazzler....who did you hire him again?"

"I thought Dazzler like comic one."

"What?"

"I send picture."

A few seconds later.

"I don't want to know how the **** you confused that with what we have on the roster."

"Dah, may been drunk."

"What the **** ever. He isn't a bad guy, mate. He just.....I don't know. We already have Sulphur to worry about. I don't want to worry about Dazzler as well."

"Give him time. All need time other than a few."

"You aren't ****ing kidding. I will give him a few more shows. We'll see."

"Dah! You need anything else?"

"Yeah, to be fired. Does that work?"

"Stubby a good joker. Talk to you later."

"Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-"

Voeltzwagon · March 27, 2014

<div style="text-align:center;">People Like to Call Stubby When He is Sleeping

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"Hnggh, ****....what?"

"Hey boss. I know it is late, but I really need to find something out."

"It's two the **** in the morning, mate."

"Right? Anyways, like do we have a policy about dating others within the company?"

"Luuuuucaaaaaaas. Where are you?"

"The ****? Was that Ceri?"

"Uh, it depends on if yes means I am fired or not, boss."

"Stop calling me that. Look, I don't care who you are ****ing as long as it isn't in the middle of the goddamn ring. Call me again over something like that and I will make you face off against Sulphur for three months straight."

"Shit shit shit! Thanks bo- I mean Stubbs! See you later!"

"For ****'s sake!" *SLAM*

terrybgoode · March 27, 2014

LOL, ROFLMAO, etc. Dude, I have to share this shiz! So I'm advancing my QAW game and I get this: 'Yesterday evening saw the completion of the signing of Dazzler by DIW.' Alas, No Sulphur on their roster as of yet!

THE FOOLS!!!

Voeltzwagon · March 27, 2014

I think it was one of my CGC games or my last Aussie diary Dazzler not only ended up in DIW but he became their champion for the better part of a year.

terrybgoode · March 27, 2014

I think it was one of my CGC games or my last Aussie diary Dazzler not only ended up in DIW but he became their champion for the better part of a year.

Sexy dance is hardcore, yo.

Voeltzwagon · March 27, 2014

BBoA Guilty Pleasure

BBoA National Championship Final

Lone Rider vs Septimus Stubbs

Also In Action

Matty Wills vs Blood Brother

Samoan Demolition vs Dazzler and D-Pod

Syrus vs Lorenzo Oliverio

Sulphur vs Surfer Dude Lucas

Slugger vs Warlock

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