The Bad Boys of Australia's True Story [C-Verse 2014]

Voeltzwagon · May 26, 2014

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Bad Boys of Australia: Insult to Injury

Friday, Week 3 May 2014

Western Australia: The Tzar's Italian Cuisine

26 Attending

*****

The crowd is back to the size it was in April. Maybe some people were just sick and couldn't make it as some faces from previous shows have come back. As always the Sulphur Squad is in attendance and are sporting giant pins with the big man's mug on them.

*****

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Syrus vs Surfer Dude Lucas vs King Malietoa with Dutch DeRue

Lucas and Syrus instantly start working together to try and take down Malietoa. It looks both men are on the same page in the regard that removing the biggest threat first is a fine idea. But then something happens. Head-butts happen. Head-butts for both Syrus and Lucas as Malietoa starts to go into a Samoan rage. Lucas gets tossed out of the ring and then Syrus is hefted onto the mighty shoulders of King Malietoa. He climbs to the second turnbuckle then executes a big Samoan drop.

Winner: King Malietoa

Rating: 30

*****

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D-Pod is out high fiving fans and having a good time when he gets interrupted by his opponent for the night. Lorenzo Oliverio and Ceri Dordevich come out and act like they own the ring as Lorenzo just points to D-Pod.

Lorenzo Oliverio: You should be more worried about the greatness you face in the ring tonight than dealing with those mental midgets. I will have you kn-

D-Pod: Maaaaaan, shut the hell up. Each month you spout the same stuff. If you so great then why don't you have the title around your waist, mate? Time for you to stop talking smack like that and show that you got the skills you claim to have because if I remember right last month you let your partner do all the work. So put up or shut up!

Lorenzo is red in the face with anger. Ceri tries to calm him and he backs her to a corner and tells her to get out before turning back and pointing at D-Pod.

Lorenzo Oliverio: You! How dare you! I....I.......oh ring the bell!

Rating: 33

*****

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D-Pod vs Lorenzo Oliverio with Ceri Dordevich

D-Pod looks to have gotten under Oliverio's skin rather easily and it leads to mistakes that Lorenzo normally wouldn't make. D-Pod uses these chances to land some high impact moves that lay out Oliverio. D-Pod eventually climbs to the top rope and finishes off his opponent with a big senton splash.

Winner: D-Pod

Rating: 25

*****

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The crowd starts to get rowdy as Sulphur emerges with his manage in tow. Dutch seems rather pleased with himself despite the fact one of his men failed to capture the title last month. He and Sulphur soon step into the ring.

Dutch DeRue: So it seems for some reason Sulphur was going to be given a night off. It looks like the powers that be are a bit too scared of the destruction he causes or.....maybe they are trying to protect their paper champion. Lone Rider, make no mistake. You got a fluke win last month. I won't let that happen again. Next month I will bring the big guns. Next month....you get Sulphur!

The crowd actually cheers for that one and DeRue frowns a bit at the reaction he is getting.

Dutch DeRue: Ahem, now where was I? Oh yes, my client has no opponent tonight. This will not do. We will not leave this ring until Sulphur gets a match! I dare anyone....ANYONE to s....oh god anyone but you!

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The Tzar starts to march forward and looks ready to rumble as DeRue quickly abandons the ring and lets Sulphur handle this mess he just created.

Rating: 43

*****

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Sulphur with Dutch DeRue vs The Tzar

This may be Septimus Stubb's way of showing The Tzar how much work needs to go into making the big man useful in the ring. It is a plodding and awkward bout that even has the Sulphur Squad praying things will end soon. They get their wish as DeRue does well to distract The Tzar and allow Sulphur to nail him with the Depths of Hell.

Winner: Sulphur

Rating: 14

*****

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Dazzler vs Blood Brother

The sexy dance does nothing to Blood Brother who just responds with a punch to Dazzler's face. His rough, brawling style allows him to gain the early advantage. Dazzler's attempts to fight back are a bit on the feeble side, but he is rather tenacious and refuses to stay down as well. Several close falls have Blood Brother seething that he can't quite put Dazzler away. He starts to pick up Dazzler for more punishment, but he is pulled into a surprise cradle! Dazzler gets the win and quickly slides out of the ring. He sexy dances among the fans in celebration as Blood Brother horrified that he somehow lost.

Winner: Dazzler

Rating: 21

*****

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The Brisbane Devil with Dutch DeRue vs Matty Wills with Rose Wills

Matty puts up a valiant effort in trying to take down the big Samoan, but he just gets too easily overpowered. Head-butts rain down on the youth who gets busted open by one. Dutch looks pleased as it looks like his client will easily win one. The Asian Thumb Spike is dodged though and Matty starts to fight back. He has the Devil reeling and sends him to a knee with a big dropkick. Rose cheers for her brother who bounces off the ropes and looks to try and take The Brisbane Devil off his feet entirely. Instead he is caught and is crushed by a big power slam. The mostly unconscious Matty is hefted up and eats an Asian Thumb Spike before being pinned.

Winner: The Brisbane Devil

Rating: 36

*****

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Slugger is already in the ring when Septimus Stubbs emerges. He doesn't look happy, but what else is new? The man is perpetually angry and this time it seems like his rant is aimed at his opponent tonight.

Septimus Stubbs: You want to be remembered for being some jerkoff that uses a bat? We don't need idiots like you and your partner in the business. If you want to play swing king you should have gotten into baseball, mate. I tell you what. Give me that bat so I can shove it straight up your ass!

Slugger gives him the bat....by clobbering Septimus in the head before the match even starts.

Rating: 23

*****

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Slugger vs Septimus Stubbs

Stubbs isn't fully knocked out, but he is dazed enough that Slugger quickly picks the veteran up and plants him head first with a big DDT. He quickly makes the cover and picks up the surprise win.

Winner: Slugger

Rating: 25

*****

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BBoA National Championship

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Lone Rider © vs Warlock

Lone Rider comes out with a new belt that seems personally themed for him given the hat being on it. Septimus is possibly being held back right now so he can't burst out and ask 'Where the **** did you get that!?'.

Warlock starts off strong and he jumps Rider when he was handing the belt away to the referee. There is nothing fancy coming from him. Aside from big knees and punches he gets frisky at one point by performing a body slam. He locks on the sleeper and Rider starts to fade. He struggles and gets lucky he staggers back and rams Warlock into one of the corner and causes the hold to be broken. The tired Rider starts to fight back. Big suplex downs Warlock and as he starts to get up he gets caught with the Ride On.

Winner: Lone Rider (Defenses: 2)

Rating: 28

*****

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Lone Rider is celebrating when Sulphur comes out. The big man makes no movement to get in the ring, but he stares down the champ before raising a meaty hand and pointing towards Lone Rider and then making a motion of raising a belt up high. Rider looks about to make sure he isn't going to be sneak attacked. Once he doesn't see any Samoans trying to blend into the crowd he climbs to the middle turnbuckle and raises his title high as he points to Sulphur in response then makes a throat cutting motion.

Rating: 40

Final Rating: 31

*****

Stubby's Thoughts

- Oww my ****ing head!

- I hope The Tzar personally saw how ****ing bad Sulphur is in the ring. I already regret setting up him being in next month's main event.

- Matty and The Brisbane Devil easily put on the best match we have had so far as a company. Reinforces my thoughts that Matty can be a future big name while The Brisbane Devil might be proving to be our best heel overall.

- Where the **** did Lone Rider get that belt!? Time to have some words about that after the show.

Voeltzwagon · May 28, 2014

<div style="text-align:center;">After The Show

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"Paul....PAUL! Get your ass over here, mate!"

"Stubby, it no big deal."

"Bullshit it isn't! No one cleared it with me or you! Paul!"

Septimus Stubbs is only in a seat because the massive Tzar is holding him down in it. Lone Rider approaches and looks a bit pale and possibly thinking he is about to get fired right on the spot.

"I can explain?"

"You damn ****ing right you will explain. Where did you get that belt? You didn't clear that with anyone!"

"I....well I mean a friend made it. He said it looked plain so he was helping me out?"

"Hnn, ****. Mate, that is nice and all, but look at it. You got your own specialized logo on it."

"Tzar like it."

"Shut it. The point is other guys might think you are getting special treatment. I don't need to be worrying about someone like Brisbane over there roughing you up because he is feeling slighted."

"I'm....sorry. I didn't think of it that way. I will tell the guys this was just me. I promise, mate."

Septimus lets out a sigh and he rubs the top of his head. He just hasn't been feeling the same as of late. Feeling perhaps a bit more worn down. It has to be the stress of the job.

"**** it. Fine, go do that now. I need time to unwind."

Lone Rider nods quickly and dashes off to talk to those wrestlers still around helping reset up the restaurant. The Tzar then gets a big grin and pats Stubbs on the shoulder.

"You feel better. Tzar got two new names! One even here tonight."

With that he wanders off and Septimus Stubbs eyes the owner dubiously. He then hears a strange buzzing sound being made by someone and when he looks around he finds himself face to face with a rather small individual.

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"I'm a super villain! Whoosh!"

The masked wrestler then runs off as Septimus Stubb's eye twitches a few times. They are trying to give him a heart attack. They really are. That is when his phone goes off and he sees a picture of who the second man is.

".....**** my life."

Tiberious · May 28, 2014

I love that you signed White Wasp, now you just need to sign East Coast Panther as his heroic arch-nemesis. Think of the possibilities of a feud between the two, can 1 ring contain all of the flips?

Voeltzwagon · May 28, 2014

I love that you signed White Wasp, now you just need to sign East Coast Panther as his heroic arch-nemesis. Think of the possibilities of a feud between the two, can 1 ring contain all of the flips?

Sadly East Coast Panther got signed early on in the game elsewhere and I am trying to stick with talents that don't work elsewhere. Tzar signed someone else that will certainly make things so much more glorious for such an amazing company.

Big Roguey · May 28, 2014

Sadly East Coast Panther got signed early on in the game elsewhere

Sadly East Coast Panther got signed elsewhere

East Coast Panther got signed

This is the greatest day in the history of our sport.

Voeltzwagon · May 28, 2014

<div style="text-align:center;">BBoA Full Throttle

BBoA National Championship

Lone Rider vs Sulphur

Also In Action

Blood Brother and Septimus Stubbs vs The Bat Men

Matty Wills vs Warlock

Dazzler vs Lorenzo Oliverio

Samoan Demolition vs D-Pod and ???

Surfer Dude Lucas vs White Wasp</div>

DanMTheMan · May 28, 2014

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Voeltzwagon" data-cite="Voeltzwagon" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37762" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">BBoA Full Throttle BBoA National Championship Lone Rider vs Sulphur ..... <_<..... >_> HAIL LORD SULPHUR!!!!!!!!!!!! Also In Action Blood Brother and Septimus Stubbs vs The Bat Men Matty Wills vs Warlock Dazzler vs Lorenzo Oliverio Samoan Demolition vs D-Pod and ??? Surfer Dude Lucas vs White Wasp</div></div></blockquote> <_<.........>_> Yes, I'm crazy but hey...computer mistakes have happened in the past, eh? <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

flaviooooo · May 28, 2014

BBoA Full Throttle

BBoA National Championship

Lone Rider vs Sulphur

Also In Action

Blood Brother and Septimus Stubbs vs The Bat Men

Matty Wills vs Warlock

Dazzler vs Lorenzo Oliverio

Samoan Demolition vs D-Pod and ???

Surfer Dude Lucas vs White Wasp

Rickymex · May 28, 2014

Lone Rider vs Sulphur

Also In Action

Blood Brother and Septimus Stubbs vs The Bat Men

Matty Wills vs Warlock

Dazzler vs Lorenzo Oliverio

Samoan Demolition vs D-Pod and ???

Surfer Dude Lucas vs White Wasp

Big Roguey · May 28, 2014

BBoA Full Throttle

BBoA National Championship

Lone Rider vs Sulphur

Lone Rider must be punished for making the belt all about him. Hail Sulphur.

Also In Action

Blood Brother and Septimus Stubbs vs The Bat Men

Matty Wills vs Warlock

Dazzler vs Lorenzo Oliverio

Samoan Demolition vs D-Pod and ???

Surfer Dude Lucas vs White Wasp

Psycho Sam · May 28, 2014

BBoA Full Throttle

BBoA National Championship

Lone Rider vs Sulphur

SULPHUR FOR CHAMPION!

Also In Action

Blood Brother and Septimus Stubbs vs The Bat Men

Matty Wills vs Warlock

Dazzler vs Lorenzo Oliverio

Samoan Demolition vs D-Pod and ???

Surfer Dude Lucas vs White Wasp

Voeltzwagon · June 6, 2014

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Bad Boys of Australia: Full Throttle

Friday, Week 3 June 2014

Western Australia: The Tzar's Italian Cuisine

14 Attending

*****</div>

It is by far the smallest turnout for any show that has been held yet by the company. It looks like people knowing that Sulphur was going to be in the main event ahead of time decided to skip this month's show as the crowd is mostly filled with the Sulphur Squad who is ready to see their overlord become champion.

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The Bat Men are already in the ring ready to go when an always irate looking Septimus Stubbs stomps out and gets in. Blood Brother follows, but says nothing as he calmly gets in the corner and looks ready to begin as well.

Septimus Stubbs: You cheating assholes. You will regret pissing me off last month. Me and the kid here are going to give you such an asskicking you will be tasting our boots because we crammed them so far up your asses. I got my eye on you both. Don't think about bringing a bat in he-

It seems The Bat Men have heard enough and they go on the attack.

<div style="text-align:center;">Rating: 23</div>

<div style="text-align:center;">*****

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Septimus Stubbs and Blood Brother vs The Bat Men</div>

Blood Brother joins in the fray and this one degenerates into a wild brawl involving all four men. Keith Goggin tries his best to get the men to separate and at least get two men out of the ring. Eventually Slugger and Stubbs end up on the outside and continue their brawl into the crowd as the other two men fight it out in the ring. The ref is so distracted to make this into an actual match he fails to see Stubbs gets ahold of one of the bats and uses it on Slugger. He then slides the bat into the ring before getting the refs attention. Blood Brother quickly picks up the bat and clocks Syrus before tossing the bat away. Stubbs leaps down and allows Goggin to turn and see Blood Brother pinning Syrus.

<div style="text-align:center;">Winners: Septimus Stubbs and Blood Brother

Rating: 26</div>

<div style="text-align:center;">*****

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Warlock vs Matty Wills with Rose Wills</div>

Warlock looks to make this a fight, but Matty is trying to put the bigger man down on the mat and keep control. A few minutes in there seems to be a bit of a botch on the part of both men that leaves Warlock favoring an arm afterwards. They both continue and before long Matty breaks free from a sleeper attempt and hits a single arm DDT to put away the veteran.

<div style="text-align:center;">Winner: Matty Wills

Rating: 29</div>

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Lorenzo Oliverio does not look like a happy camper. He and Ceri both come out with a bit of a scowl on their faces and leave it to the big mouth to start speaking the moment he gets in the ring and has the attention of the crowd.

Lorenzo Oliverio: Last month was a mistake! An error that cannot be replicated and WILL NOT BE REPLICATED. I do not know how that seventies reject got me down for a three count, but you will not see that again. I, Lorenzo Oliverio, the man who will be the greatest wrestler in all of Australia will not lose again to some foolish....

He trails off and had failed to notice Dazzler has gotten into the ring while he was ranting. He just stares as Dazzler starts to do his sexy dance.

Lorenzo Oliverio: What is this? I don't even....

Ceri dives from the ring as the sexy dance turns into a sexy surprise attack.

<div style="text-align:center;">Rating: 33

*****

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Lorenzo Oliverio with Ceri Dordevich vs Dazzler</div>

The surprise attack works, but Lorenzo manages to recover quickly and he gets a poke to the eye in that allows him to get the upper hand. Dazzler is worked over by Lorenzo who is starting to look in a good mood due to him dominating Dazzler with ease. He hefts up Dazzler and looks to put him away when Dazzler ends up grabbing Oliverio and pulls him into a small package. Ceri and Lorenzo are both in shock when Dazzler is declared the winner and quickly leaves the ring to sexy dance for the crowd in celebration.

<div style="text-align:center;">Winner: Dazzler

Rating: 25</div>

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DeRue has his Samoans already in the ring and primed to fight. They do not seem to care that they do not yet know the identity of D-Pod's partner and Dutch is already jaw jacking with the fans that this is an easy win. D-Pod finally shows himself and he stops a few steps from the ring.

D-Pod: You boys are big, but momma didn't raise no fool. If I am going to have to take on the big boys I am bringing in one of my own. Ladies and gentlemen, all aboaaaaaaaaard the Craaaaaaaaazy Traaaaaaaaaaaain!

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The hefty, pink-clad man known as Crazy Train emerges. He and D-Pod do an intricate hand shake and they start towards the ring.

Crazy Train: Oooooh yeah. Crazy Train and D-Pod in the hizzzzaaaaay! We got the birth of the team known as Block Party and we gonna show these Samoans we ain't nothing to mess wit!

<div style="text-align:center;">Rating: 36</div>

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Samoan Demolition with Dutch DeRue vs Block Party</div>

The Samoans look unimpressed, but Block Party shows no fear. D-Pod has to rely on his speed to try and keep from being mauled by The Brisbane Devil, but Crazy Train and King Malietoa clash and try to overpower one another. What wings that fight? A BIG HEADBUTT from Malietoa. Crazy Train is tossed from the ring and Malietoa goes after him. While they brawl on the outside they fail to see D-Pod duck a big lariat from Brisbane Devil and he launches himself over the top rope to land on both his partner and Malietoa. In a very rare moment, The Brisbane Devil ends up on the top rope before the giant Samoan leaps and flattens out the other three men. It is a mess and everyone is trying to recover. They start to brawl and seem to forget there is being a count being made. Soon the bell rings as the two brawling teams get counted out.

<div style="text-align:center;">Winners: None (Double Countout)

Rating: 29</div>

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Surfer Dude Lucas vs White Wasp</div>

White Wasp dazzles with high flying moves throughout the match, but beyond those he looks like he is lost in the ring. Lucas is doing his best to carry the match and allow Wasp to do his thing, but the match is kept short and despite looking impressive with his high flying, White Wasp is caught by the stronger and bigger Surfer Dude Lucas who nails him with a Spinning Angled Slam and gets the pinfall.

<div style="text-align:center;">Winner: Surfer Dude Lucas

Rating: 27</div>

<div style="text-align:center;">*****

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It looks like the time for the main event draws near. The Sulphur Squad are chanting and they go nuts when their overlord emerges with Dutch DeRue in tow. The big man looks to be fighting a big smile from breaking out as he tries to keep into his menacing, snarling character when he gets into the ring and allows Dutch to speak.

Dutch DeRue: First I have to say Block Party or whatever those fools want to call themselves made a BIG mistake. We will address that later. Right now it is all about one man. That man is SULPHUR! Tonight your title reign comes to an end, Lone Rider. You may have gotten lucky with King Malietoa, but this is a man who cannot be defeated! He will break you in half and then hold that title high and finally I will be the man who has the real power in this company. I will be the man that manages the champ!

<div style="text-align:center;">Rating: 40</div>

<div style="text-align:center;">*****

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BBoA National Championship

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Lone Rider © vs SULPHUR with Dutch DeRue</div>

Lone Rider doesn't let himself be intimidated. He goes right after the big man, but his offense is shrugged off and the big man starts to treat the champion as if he is a ragdoll. Lone Rider doesn't stay down though and the longer the match goes the more Sulphur starts to slow down. Dutch is screaming for Sulphur to end it now and he looks to go for the Depths of Hell only for Rider to slip out. He dropkicks one of the big man's legs which brings him to a knee and Lone Rider quickly hides a Ride On before the monster can recover. Dutch is irate as Lone Rider has his arm raised much to the dismay of the Sulphur Squad. Before the Samoans can get out and to the ring, Rider slips out and raises his title high among the few fans cheering for him.

<div style="text-align:center;">Winner and Still Champion: Lone Rider (Defenses: 3)

Rating: 23</div>

<div style="text-align:center;">Final Rating: 28</div>

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Stubby's Thoughts</div>

- I don't ever want that man in the main event again. I would need ****ing Boo Smithson in there with Sulphur to make a viable main event.

- Crazy Train has a bit more personality than Sulphur, but he might have even worse cardio than the big man. No way I could ever put him in anything but a five minute match until I get the fatass to drop some weight.

- Had a scare with Warlock. He ****ed up his arm pretty good. We are hoping it is nothing serious. It would hurt to lose a veteran like him.

- White Wasp......well I have to say he flips really well. I think he might actually know less about ring psychology than Sulphur which is saying something. He is young at least so I think we can help him out.

- The crowd was small. Smallest yet. I think we scared em off with a shit match for the main event being announced. Time for damage control mode. We will have to give a good main event next month and hope we didn't kill the bit of momentum we seemed to be building.

Voeltzwagon · June 9, 2014

<div style="text-align:center;">After The Show

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The ring is taken down and for the most part everyone has left for the day. Warlock sits with Septimus as the two share a drink. The former has an ice pack wrapped up against his left arm which he seems to be favoring.

"You sure yer gonna he okay there, mate? You ain't exactly a spry young shit like most of these guys."

"Hah, don't worry about me, old man. You got ten years on me so I don't want to hear you joking about my age! Besides, it is just a strain. Give me a few days and I will be good to go. I won't be missing any shows, mate."

The two clink their glasses together and then take a sip. Septimus looks a bit lost in thought for a few moments before Warlock snaps him out of his daze.

"Why are you still wrestling anyways? I mean I know you love it, but it has to be getting hard. I can't imagine wrestling past forty, myself."

"Eh, I feel pretty good really. And look what we have to work with? No offense, mate, but me and you aren't exactly great in the ring and on top of that we got fatasses that get gassed in five minutes, youngsters still learning their craft, and two jackoffs with baseball bats. I figure if I can at least teach the young guys something while I wrestle it was worth it."

"Hah, you know. You act like a bitter asshole so much, but deep down you really enjoy what you do."

"Oh **** off. Don't make this all sentimental. Can we just be two old men sharing a drink while shooting the shit?"

"There you go with that old talk again."

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"Warlock fine?"

"Hah, yeah I am, boss. Gonna take more than a strain to keep me down. Nothing major."

"That good. The crowd....."

"Was complete shit, I know. Look, I get it. You like Sulphur and all and I am fine making him look important. We just need to keep him the **** out of the title picture. Maybe one day if we decide on tag titles, but he is possibly the worst option to have in the final match every month."

"Crazy Train or White Wasp might be worse."

"Wasp is at least young and teachable. And he can at least distract from his awful ring work with his flippy shit. Train....well ****. Why the **** we hire train again?"

"He from RAW! Name value."

"You said the same shit about Dazzler. They don't work at RAW these days for a reason. Tzar, promise me. Promise me I can make the next round of hires so I don't go nuts."

"You already are."

"Oh shut the **** up.

".....fine. Next time we get hires you can decide, but Tzar want to approve."

"Deal. Now shut up and drink with us."

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Rickymex · June 9, 2014

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Slugger vs White Wasp

Blood Brother vs Syrus

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