Blackjack Posted February 27, 2016 Share Posted February 27, 2016 GLOW WRESTLING ROSTER GLOW World Crown Rankings C) Tammy Jones 1) Matilda the Hun 2) Colonel Ninotchka 3) Mountain Fiji GLOW Tag Titles Rankings C) The Cheerleaders 1) The Beverly Hills Girls 2) Hollywood & Vine 3) Heavy Metal Sisters GLOW TV Title Rankings C) Royal Hawaiian 1) Spanish Red 2) Palestina 3) Corporal Kelly Current Feuds Little Fiji .v. Jungle Woman(Ungrateful) Salt .v. Attache(Nothing But Luck) OPENING CREDITS AND NOW, from the Riviera Hotel in Las Vegas, Nevada, another thrilling, action-packed hour of GLOW! (Opening credits with voiceover of today's matches, and scenes of a break-away chair shattering, referee thrown out of a battle royal, David McLane getting water all over himself, a gratuitous crotch shot, and more). <iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/wH65MPnKojk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> EVERYBODY'S DOING THE GLOW SHUFFLE: "The Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling, We're all champions in the ring, We come from the street, we come from the city, We come from a world where there is no pity. Slam, bam, it's the wrestling jam! Come on, ladies! Give us a hand! With big bad battles in the ring, We're gonna have fun and do our OWN thing!" OPENING MATCH PREVIEW Debbie Debutante One half of the 'Good Girl' tag team The Cheerleaders. Very athletic and photogenic. vs Corporal Kelly A militant heel that often competes in tag team matches with her sidekick and tag team partner, Attache RESULTS from EVENT #1 MATCH #2 PREVIEW Vine teams with Hollywood to form one of the more exciting tag teams in G.L.O.W vs Tara the Southern Belle Tag team partner to Scarlett, she is one of the most beautiful women of G.L.O.W. However her skills have yet to win her very many matches. MATCH #2 MATCH #3 Tag Team Salt Entertaining 'street wise' good girl. Pepper Talented 'street wise' good girl. vs Jungle Woman Vicious Bad Girl that leds Nature Boy around the ring on a leash. Royal Hawaiian Talented Heel that wrestles bare-footed and carries two pineapples to the ring for each match. MATCH 3 Results MATCH #4 PREVIEW (For #1 Contender for the GLOW TV Title) Palestina the Terrorist A ruthless and blood-thirsty arab terrorist. Rap: "People know me from near and far, I'll cut you with my jelly jar, That's right - the desert rat is back, And in your skull I'll put a crack!" vs Spanish Red Charismatic and super talented heel. MATCH #5 PREVIEW #3 Ranked Tag Team: Heavy Metal Chainsaw Chainsaw teams with her sister Spike to terrorize G.L.O.W. as part of the Heavy Metal Sisters Rap: "A morbid ending to your life, More disdainful than a knife, Fans sit wide-eyed and so in awe, As I dismember you with my chainsaw." Spike Spike teams with her sister Chainsaw to terrorize G.L.O.W. as part of the Heavy Metal Sisters Rap: "Don't come too close, I don't behave I'll throw your body into an open grave, For mercy you will beg and lead, But I won't stop until you bleed." vs #1 Ranked Tag Team: Beverly Hills Girls Ashley Cartier One half of the Beverly Hills Girls she is an exciting good girl. Tina Ferrari One half of the Beverly Hills Girls she is an exciting good girl. MAIN EVENT PREVIEW #2 RANKED FOR THE GLOW CROWN Colonel Ninotchka Soviet military officer who brings her communist values to the ring to show the filthy capitalist pigs how it's done. Rap: "Colonel Ninotchka comes from Russia, America I'm here to crush you, With just one look you can summize, I was born to pulverize" vs #3 RANKED FOR THE GLOW CROWN Mountain Fiji 350 pound, good girl that rarely gets knocked off her feet, extremely hard to defeat! Rap: I am Mountain Fiji, I love to sing, I'm the giant in the ring, I am a lady of the 80s, I love to rap, To my opponents, I just go 'ZAP'! 2 GLOW Wrestlers are shown flipping through the latest issue of GLOW Magazine. An ad for 1-900-660-GALS - kids, get your parent's permission! The credits roll over THE LAST BATCH OF SKITS: (Canned laughter) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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