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Somewhere in West Central Mexico




It was an important day for Super Gato. The owner of MEW has decided that being owner, booker and main event performer was takings its toll. It was time to pass some responsibility on to someone trustworthy. He was going to have a new booker today and well....Centella is running very late. It isn't like him at all to be over an hour late without even a simple call or text saying why.


Gato Averno was with his father for this celebration, but his intentions are that of evil. To become booker means he he could be the top star of MEW forever! On a side note no one really knows why Pequeño Oso de Oro is around, but he is small and harmless so they just let him be.


Super Gato: "This is not like him. Where could he be?"


Gato Averno: "Daaaaaaad. It totally slipped my mind. Centella quit!"


Super Gato: "What!? How....why didn't he tell me?!"


Gato Averno: "No idea. I guess he was a bad idea afterall. You'll just have to appoint someone else as booker. Mew hue hue!"


Super Gato frowns under that mask. Sadly he doesn't know the truth and Gato Averno set up an elaborate plot for Centella that has left the former employee out of work and swearing never to speak to Super Gato again.


Super Gato: "My son...you are right. There is only one thing I can do."


Gato Averno straightens up and looks pleased. He holds his hand out and waits to hear the words 'You shall be the new booker!'. That never happens.


Super Gato: "I will have to do 'THE SUMMONING'!"


Gato Averno: "Wha...what!?"




Some Time Later. Location is now out in the middle of nowhere. Pequeño Oso de Oro somehow ended up out here with the father and son duo as well. He's a tiny bear so no one is really going to question his motives.


Super Gato: "There we go! The summoning circle has been set. Now to begin the ritual."


Gato Averno: "Daaaaaad. This makes no sense. Certainly there is someone else that you employ that could do the job."


Gato Averno has made every attempt to point out he is that someone, but somehow it has all gone over his father's head. Super Gato begins chanting and after a few moments he finishes up. Nothing seems to happen which only makes Super Gato check the badly scrawled notes he has.


Super Gato: "I don't know why it didn't do anything. Wait...they honey!"


The ritual honey was missing. Pequeño Oso de Oro looks rather guilty and is also being chased by bees.


Super Gato: "Oh no! We'll have to do it agai-"


That is when the world exploded! Or at least the part of the world in the circle. A blast of bright light and a tremor that sends everyone tumbling. Something was about to come through the portal.



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<p></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i.imgur.com/68iipLN.jpg</span><p> </p><p>

<strong><span style="font-size:12px;">Australia: In Another Universe</span></strong></p><p> </p><p>

<span>http://i.imgur.com/pRy4AjT.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p>

It had been a good career. Septimus Stubbs may have never made it in the big time, but he made money and he can still stay in the business he loves by being a road agent and not having to wrestle anymore. Even better all the nightmares have stopped as of late. No horrible nightmares of Big Daddy Horne , The Tzar or Drifting Tom Drago making him work for them.</p><p> </p><p>

He is idly working on his motorcycle when he hears his wife call out to him.</p><p> </p><p>

Septimus' Wife: "Honeeeeey! Someone is on the phone for you. Something about a job on RAW."</p><p> </p><p>

Was this his lucky day? Did RAW want to hire him as a back stage agent? Oh, or maybe a manager. Heck, he would hold off retirement if they wanted him for a few matches.</p><p> </p><p>

Septimus Stubbs: "I'll be right there."</p><p> </p><p>

That is when Septimus Stubs started to glow and things begain to shake.</p><p> </p><p>

Septimus Stubbs: "OH WHAT THE FUUUU-"</p><p> </p><p>

Then the world exploded. Or at least it did around Septimus Stubbs and once the flash of light faded and the shaking stopped there was no more Stubby to be seen.</p><p> </p><p>

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</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">Back in Mexico</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p>


</p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i.imgur.com/lsmUINc.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p>

Septimus Stubbs lays in a heap looking up at a clear sky. His body aches all over and it feels like he had been falling for ages despite it being only a matter of seconds. Everything seems off for some reason. Then slowly something leans over to peer back at him.</p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i.imgur.com/9wwXkcf.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p>

Septimus Stubbs: "Gah! ****ing bear!"</p><p> </p><p>

Stubby flails and it sends Pequeño Oso de Oro running away screaming....growling.....something. Quickly Septimus Stubbs gets to his feet and tries to figure out where he ended up. He only gets a few moments before he is hugged by a strange, masked man. A younger, rather annoyed looking masked man stands at a distance and glares holes into Stubby</p><p> </p><p>

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Super Gato: "My new booker! We will have so much fun!"</p><p> </p><p>

Septimus Stubbs: "....oh **** me."</p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i.imgur.com/68iipLN.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p>

OOC: I would like to blame Pteroid and MHero for this mess.</p>

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<strong><span style="font-size:12px;">AFTER A LONG EXPLANATION</span></strong></p><p> </p><p>

<span>http://i.imgur.com/lsmUINc.jpg</span><span>http://i.imgur.com/0lIyYBj.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p>

Septimus Stubbs is quiet. All too quiet. It has been a lot to take in. From what he can gather not only is he no longer in Australia, but he seems to be in what seems like another world. One that feels a lot more....red. Even more confusing is he knows little to know Spanish, but he can understand Super Gato who has been very nice even if flaky.</p><p> </p><p>

Septimus Stubbs: "So....you did this ritual for a booker? You ever hear of just hiring one normally?"</p><p> </p><p>

Super Gato: "I could, but this ritual was to give me the best option! I mean sure the little bear messed it up a bit, but it looks like it turned out well!"</p><p> </p><p>

Septimus Stubbs: "Not for me! You ****ing took me not only far from home but from a different world. I got no money. I got no home. I sure as hell am unsure how to book you lucha guys."</p><p> </p><p>

Super Gato: "Oh you will be fine! I will pay you well and I am sure you can book with no issues. As for home....hmm...."</p><p> </p><p>

???: "He can stay with us."</p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i.imgur.com/CMby9KW.jpg</span><span>http://i.imgur.com/BIYb7vf.jpg</span><span>http://i.imgur.com/QWtCeEd.jpg</span><p>

<em><span style="font-size:8px;">1313 Mockingbird Lane?</span></em></p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p>

Septimus Stubbs stares at the trio for a few moments then shakes his head as he looks to Super Gato. The owner hmms a bit and he looks between the three then back to Septimus Stubbs.</p><p> </p><p>

Super Gato: "No? Well fair enough. I know where you can settle in. Just go to this address. Rest up then we will talk more."</p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">One Hour Later</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p>

Septimus Stubbs arrives at a quaint little cottage just on the outskirts of town. Inside he just stares and somehow he has come to realize he is only in a slightly better situation than he would have been if he accepted the offer of the trio of monsters. For now he just stares at his new room mates who have settled in at the dinner table to have their evening porridge.</p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i.imgur.com/jnOr4ZZ.jpg</span><span>http://i.imgur.com/9wwXkcf.jpg</span><span>http://i.imgur.com/QeDDIyx.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p>

Septimus Stubbs: "Oh Christ."</p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i.imgur.com/68iipLN.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p>

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<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Uncrewed" data-cite="Uncrewed" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="43212" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>As someone who has done an MEW dynasty before, good luck with this one brother!</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Cheers! I am sure it will be a wild ride. Been good so far, but only done two shows at this point.</p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i.imgur.com/68iipLN.jpg</span><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="font-size:12px;">In the Gato family basement.</span></strong></p><p> </p><p> <span>http://i.imgur.com/vmjf7Oi.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> A furious Gato Aveno has posted on every forum and wrote a very mean blog about Septimus Stubbs. How dare that man take his job? He was going to be booker! He was going to win all the titles! Then he would make new titles so he could win those too! MEW would be his oyster even though he has never had one and isn't even sure if he would like oysters.</p><p> </p><p> With anger still in his heart he has been scouring websites. If he can't be booker now he will make sure to find a way to make things worse for this Septimus Stubbs fellow. What he needs is a cohort. A wonderful evil cohort that will make Stubbs quit the job forever and go back to wherever he came from. After hours of searching he almost feels like he is out of options. His father wouldn't hire most of these people has found. They just don't fit in. Then when he thought all hope was lost he finds someone. His eyes go wide and he can only help but chuckle."</p><p> </p><p> Gato Averno: "Mew hue hue. Purrfect! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD! COME SEE WHAT I FOUND ON THE INTERNET!"</p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i.imgur.com/68iipLN.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p>
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<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Pteroid" data-cite="Pteroid" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="43212" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>It's El Gigante, isn't it? It's gooootta be</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Oh if only.</p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i.imgur.com/68iipLN.jpg</span><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="font-size:12px;">In a cramped office. God knows where.</span></strong></p><p> </p><p> <span>http://i.imgur.com/lsmUINc.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> The office isn't that big. There is a desk and with an old laptop on it that somehow still works and a folding chair that Septimus is sitting on. To the side there is a few blankets and a pillow as Stubbs has found it easier to sleep in the tiny office than deal with the bears.</p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i.imgur.com/ivVZPbd.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> Antiguo Mal: "Here are the reports Super Gato wanted me to give you."</p><p> </p><p> Septimus Stubbs: "Holy **** what are you!?"</p><p> </p><p> Antiguo Mal: "I'm one half of the tag champs. Pleased to meet you."</p><p> </p><p> Septimus Stubbs: "Oh....my bad. Uh, nice to meet you too. Thanks for the...reports?"</p><p> </p><p> Mal just nods and sort of wiggles through the doorway without getting the helmet stuck. Septimus Stubbs looks at the paperwork of finances and the past shows run by the promotion. As he is looking over things Super Gato bursts onto the scene.</p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i.imgur.com/0lIyYBj.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> Super Gato: "Hello my Stubby amigo!"</p><p> </p><p> Septimus Stubbs: "I told you not to call me that."</p><p> </p><p> Super Gato: "Of course! I have some rules I wish you to know. I want us to never fall into debt and we must become more popular!"</p><p> </p><p> Septimus Stubbs: "Well that seems easy enough. I just started looking at finan-"</p><p> </p><p> Super Gato: "SUPER! Let us go with younger talent. They tend to be cheaper! No one over thirty-five! And....no MMA guys! They are much too violent. We are a family friendly company! So also no one with law problems!"</p><p> </p><p> Septimus Stubbs: "Simple enough I mean most of the guys I am looking at are just young luchadors anyw-"</p><p> </p><p> Super Gato: "And I made your first hire! My son found him and I am sure he will do well for this company. Come on in!"</p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i.imgur.com/WFSGZ6s.jpg</span><p> <em><span style="font-size:8px;">Mya ha ha!</span></em></p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> Danga Drive: "I am going to make you quit and make your life a living hell!"</p><p> </p><p> Septimus Stubbs: "The ****?"</p><p> </p><p> Super Gato: "That is his gimmick! He is so villainous and in character!"</p><p> </p><p> Danga Drive: "You won't last six months! MYA HA HA!"</p><p> </p><p> Septimus Stubbs: "That's it! Out! You all get the **** out! AND THAT MEANS YOU TOO!"</p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i.imgur.com/CnSZuS9.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> Mini Mal panics and bursts out of the room before Stubbs can shove Danga Drive and Super Gato out before slamming the door.</p><p> </p><p> Super Gato: "He must be getting ready to be busy with hires! Good man!"</p><p> </p><p> Danga Drive: "Mya ha ha!"</p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i.imgur.com/68iipLN.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p>
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It had been several days. Several days of insanity. Dealing with men dressed like cats. Dealing with men dressed as bears. Dealing with....whatever some of these weirdos are. Hell, Septimus almost had a piano dropped on his head at one point and had a very apologetic referee saying he isn't sure how it ended up in the air to fall like that.


Then there was just going through paperwork. Looking at costs and companies that run in the same area. Looking at things there is no way to really compete or find a good way to grow that wouldn't cost money that MEW can't afford at the moment. So he made one signing. A simple one to a younger talent that seems to have some promise.




Corazon Purpura. Stubbs knows jack about luchadors for the most part, but this one seemed like a good fit. Still young and nicely well rounded from what he has seen and read about the kid. And on top of that he cost about half of what that damn Danga Drive guy did. With the roster finalized for the time being it was finally time. Time to GET THE HELL OUT OF THE WAY!


The stock car goes driving right through Stubby's office and almost takes out the poor Aussie. The car just speeds through one wall and out the other at high speed. All that can be heard is a laugh as it speeds by.




Septimus Stubbs: "**** me. I want to go home."



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Main Event


Air Force Juan and Super Gato vs Gato Averno and Danga Drive


Also Featuring


The Bear Necessities vs Los Monstruos II (Dracula & Gorila)


Alebrije vs Corazon Purpura


Angelo Hurtado vs Sangre de la Cruz Jr



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<p>Main Event</p><p> </p><p>

Air Force Juan and Super Gato vs <strong>Gato Averno and Danga Drive</strong></p><p> </p><p>

Also Featuring</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>The Bear Necessities</strong> vs Los Monstruos II (Dracula & Gorila)</p><p> </p><p>

Alebrije vs <strong>Corazon Purpura</strong></p><p> </p><p>

Angelo Hurtado vs <strong>Sangre de la Cruz Jr</strong></p>

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<strong><span style="font-size:12px;">MEW: BLASTING OFF!</span></strong></p><p> </p><p>

Arena Libertad in West Central Mexico: 300 Attending (Sold out)</p><p> </p><p>


<strong>Joaquin Medina (Announcer) / Chucho Oropeza (Colour)</strong></p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p>

The announcers joyfully run down the card for the evening and talk about a new outside force that seems to be causing a slight wave of changes in the land of MEW. Not only that, but the forces of evil have been hard at work and look to make Air Force Juan's championship reign a short one. Before more can be said two laughs can be heard.</p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i.imgur.com/68iipLN.jpg</span><p> </p><p>


<span style="font-size:8px;"><em>"Mew hue hue!" "MYA HA HA!"</em></span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p>

The devious Gato Averno approaches the ring with rather imposing figure by his side. Gato just looks smug the entire time, but then again he is a feline. That is pretty much a default setting.</p><p> </p><p>

Gato Averno: "Air Force Juan! I know you and that washed up Super Gato are listening. You thought I was a handful to deal with, but now...NOW I have summoned an ally that will help me regain what is rightfully mine. I give to you.....DANGA DRIVE!"</p><p> </p><p>

Danga Drive: "Mya ha ha! All shall be chaos and you goody two shoes will be laid to waste! Long live Danga Drive! Long live Gato Averno!"</p><p> </p><p>

Gato Averno: "Tonight we make a statement and if you somehow make it to next month we will take that tile from you, Juan! MEW HUE HUE!"</p><p> </p><p>

Danga Drive: "MYA HA HA!"</p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">Rating: 43</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i.imgur.com/68iipLN.jpg</span><p> </p><p>


<strong>The Bear Necessities vs Los Monstruos II</strong></p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p>

Dracula looks a bit lost as he is having to deal with a ring full of animals. Several fun spots are had at the expense of Los Monstruos who also have to deal with Pequeño Oso de Oro causing them headaches. Dracula finally punts the little bear which quickly ends the fun antics and angers the bears. It seems the far more experienced team comes out on top with The Bear Necessities winning two falls to one with the second fall being when El Pandita delivered a Panda Bomb on Dracula.</p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">Winners: The Bear Necessities</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">

Rating: 30</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i.imgur.com/68iipLN.jpg</span><p> </p><p>

<span>http://i.imgur.com/ivVZPbd.jpg</span><span>http://i.imgur.com/Vg9yGNJ.jpg</span><span>http://i.imgur.com/CnSZuS9.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p>

The celebration is cut short when the tag champs emerge. Mal looms about and Mini Mal.....well not so much. Bionico makes a few 'beep boop' noises and stands at attention next to Mal.</p><p> </p><p>

Antiguo Mal: *HNNKSHHH* "You stuuuuuupid beaaaaars. Why do we keep having to deal with you? Isn't there a zoo or something to have you all locked up?" *HNNKSHHH* "It will be no matter. Come next month we will finally put all three of you down and we will have some fine new rugs for home!"</p><p> </p><p>

Bionico: "Target Bear Necessities. Mission: Destroy. Destroy. DEEEEEEEE STRRRRRROY."</p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">Rating: 32</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i.imgur.com/68iipLN.jpg</span><p> </p><p>


<strong>Corazon Purpura vs Alebrije</strong></p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p>

Corazon already seems quite popular as he is more than willing to pose with some fans and high five some children. Alebrije.....well he probably is more interested in eating the children, but he isn't able to do that in thanks to MEW's newest hero. A quick, fast paced match with both men looking solid. Corazon does get more offense in and seems to be showing what the audience can expect from him from here on out. Alebrije does try some underhanded tactics which allow him to get the first fall, but Corazon fights back and wins the next two. The fine with his Mordedura de Tiburon.</p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">Winner: Corazon Purpura</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">

Rating: 30</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i.imgur.com/68iipLN.jpg</span><p> </p><p>


<strong>Angelo Hurtado vs Sangre de la Cruz Jr.</strong></p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p>

Angelo is all smiles and ready to dance which is about par for the course for the big man. Sangre is much more serious and getting rather annoyed when the jovial big man overpowers him and then does a little hip shaking or beat boxing. The match is like that for a few moments, but Sangre finally goes for the eyes and he uses his quickness (not to mention under handed tactics) to keep the advantage over Angelo. Not only that, but in minutes Angelo seems rather out of breath and a bit easier to take down. Sangre wins this one two falls to zero. The final fall coming when he hits Angelo with El Crucifijo Sangriento.</p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">Winner: Sangre de la Cruz Jr.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">

Rating: 33</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i.imgur.com/68iipLN.jpg</span><p> </p><p>

<span>http://i.imgur.com/58OJzET.jpg</span><span>http://i.imgur.com/0lIyYBj.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p>

The two biggest heroes in MEW are here and the are ready for their match. Both men....errr man and feline play to the crowd and have a good time. They turn more serious once in the ring, but there is still a big smile on the face of Air Force Juan.</p><p> </p><p>

AFJ: "Gato Averno! If you want my title so bad I am not a hard guy to find." His tights and scarf are often colorful which does make him easy to see. "Tonight we will defeat you and your new partner in crime and send you both scurrying back to the rock you crawled out from under."</p><p> </p><p>

Super Gato: "Amigo! They may look scary and they may be evil, but good always triumphs! We shall triumph! Let us roar in defiance! ME-OW!"</p><p> </p><p>

AFJ: "That isn't really a roar, but I know what you mean! Come and get some!"</p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">Rating: 45</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i.imgur.com/68iipLN.jpg</span><p> </p><p>


<strong>Air Force Juan and Super Gato vs Gato Averno and Danga Drive</strong></p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p>

This one draws the fans in as their heroes fall victim to the dastardly Gato Averno and Danga Drive early on with Air Force Juan being kept away from his partner. The rudos use some high power moves and cheap tactics effectively and come up with a quick pinfall early to go up one to nothing. AFJ finally starts to come back and takes out Danga with a very nice dropkick before diving out of the ring so Super Gato can finally come in. The veteran starts to clear house and get the crowd going only for him to fall victim to a cheap shot by Averno. This time it is Super Gato in trouble and he has a hard time fighting back. Eventually he times things right and he ducks away to avoid a charge from Danga that causes both rudos to crash into one another. AFJ is tagged in and he starts to deliver some exciting, high flying moves to both rudos. He is on a roll when Danga starts to distract the ref and Gato Averno capitalizes by gouging at the champs eyes. Super Gato gets involved and dumps Danga out of the ring and dives out on him without realing just how much trouble AFJ is in. Gato Averno leaps and delivers a Demon Claws and gets the pin.</p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">Winners: Gato Averno and Danga Drive</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">

Rating: 46</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p>

The announces are devastated that the rudos came out on top and are worried what kind of shape Air Force Juan will be in next month. They wish everyone a good day then remind us that next month will be Attack of the Salsa Shark.</p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-size:14px;">Final Rating: 42</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p>

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<strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Stubbs Thoughts</span></strong></p><p> </p><p>

Christ I am in over my head. I still know next to nothing about lucha libre so for the most part I let the kids do what they want and just gave them a finish. The less I need to get involved beyond booking the better.</p><p> </p><p>

Why the **** is our referee making more than some of our main event talents?</p><p> </p><p>

I am surprised these weirdo ****s pulled a sold out crowd tonight. Sure it was only 300 people, but hell. That is about three hundred more than I would have expected.</p><p> </p><p>

I wrestled a dark match with Volante. I regret every moment of it. I am not made for fighting something like this. I swear to god he wanted to do flips more than fight. I am too old for this shit.</p><p> </p><p>

Still haven't figured out how the hell I am going to get home. So far I have had tw- *CRASH* ...three attempts on my life in about two weeks and I might die before I get home.</p><p> </p><p>

.....****ing bears.</p>

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The show was done a awhile ago and most of the venue was cleaned up. The ring was taken down and it was time for Stubbs to head back to his office to get some sleep. Or so he thought. As he turned around he was met with a trio of faces.




Antiguo Mal: *HNNNNKSHHHH* "We need a moment of your time, boss."


Bionico: "System scans state we have a problem."


Septimus Stubbs: "Of course you all do. Not happy about not having a match or something?"


Antiquo Mal: *HNNNKSHHHH* "Not at all. It is just me and Mini-Mal here.....we don't click. It is as if some outside force caused a ripple and now we just can't seem to get on the same page."


Bionico: "System scans say it happened upon the day of your hiring. Beep boop."


Septimus Stubbs frowns. He looks between the three. He considers a few moments and picks Mini Mal up who flails a bit. After some consideration he sets Mini Mal down in a new place.




Septimus Stubbs: "How is that?"


Bionico: "Scanning.....Bionico finds this acceptable."


Antiguo Mal: *HNNNKSHHH* "Hey...that worked! You're the best boss!"


The trio leave happily as Septimus Stubbs shakes his head.


Septimus Stubbs: "I kind of wish I was working for Horne at this point."



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MEW: Attack of the Salsa Shark!


Main Event: Campeon de Mexico MEW


Air Force Juan © vs Danga Drive


Campeones en Parejas MEW


Los Villanos © vs The Bear Necessities


Also Featuring


Sangre de la Cruz Jr vs ???


Gorila vs El Heroe Japones


Volante vs Frankenstein


Alebrije vs Angelo Hurtado



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<p>Main Event: Campeon de Mexico MEW</p><p> </p><p>

Air Force Juan © vs <strong>Danga Drive</strong></p><p> </p><p>

Campeones en Parejas MEW</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Los Villanos ©</strong> vs The Bear Necessities</p><p> </p><p>

Also Featuring</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Sangre de la Cruz Jr</strong> vs ???</p><p> </p><p>

Gorila vs <strong>El Heroe Japones</strong></p><p> </p><p>

Volante vs <strong>Frankenstein</strong></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Alebrije</strong> vs Angelo Hurtado</p>

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<p></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i.imgur.com/Ne4BFu9.jpg</span><p> </p><p>

<strong><span style="font-size:12px;">MEW: Attack of the Salsa Shark!</span></strong></p><p> </p><p>

Arena Libertad in West Central Mexico: 288 Attending (Sold out)</p><p> </p><p>


<strong>Joaquin Medina (Announcer) / Chucho Oropeza (Colour)</strong></p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p>

The announcers are hyping up the event once more and mostly both title matches which include two decorated tag teams going at it once more as well as Air Force Juan having to face off the newest and possibly most dangerous wrestler in MEW, DANGA DRIVE!</p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><img alt="68iipLN.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/68iipLN.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><p> </p><p>

<img alt="vmjf7Oi.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/vmjf7Oi.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="WFSGZ6s.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/WFSGZ6s.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

Gato Averno and his new best buddy come to the ring. Both are laughing their annoying evil laugh before Averno decides to finally speak.</p><p> </p><p>

Averno: "Stupid Air Force Juan! Your fluke of a title reign will come to an end and even if somehow you get past Danga here, WHICH YOU WON'T, you will have to face me next! This plan is great. MEW HUE HUE!"</p><p> </p><p>

Danga: "Mya ha ha! You're a dead man, Juan!"</p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><img alt="58OJzET.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/58OJzET.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p>

Air Force Juan comes out and stays at the entrance as he decides it is best not to get into the ring with the two nefarious villains.</p><p> </p><p>

AFJ: "Talk all you want. I am about action! Danga, I'll take care of you tonight and Gato. Don't forget you have a match tonight. Can you get past Angelo Hurtado?"</p><p> </p><p>

Gato Averno just laughs again and pulls out a little black box with a red button on it. He just slams down on the button.</p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><img alt="lTQmJAU.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/lTQmJAU.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><p>

<span style="font-size:8px;"><em>Woogie! Woogie! Woogie</em></span>!</p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p>

Averno: "I have decided to skip the fight. Here is my replacement! MEW HUE HUE!"</p><p> </p><p>

Danga: "Mya ha ha!"</p><p> </p><p>

Alebrije: "Wait....what?"</p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">Rating: 50</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><img alt="68iipLN.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/68iipLN.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><p> </p><p>

<img alt="lTQmJAU.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/lTQmJAU.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="pCTIvhS.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/pCTIvhS.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="dL56yIu.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/dL56yIu.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p>

<strong>Alebrije vs Angelo Hurtado</strong></p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p>

Alebrije is easily outsized and outmatched by Angelo. The big man uses his size to bump Averno's minion about while playing to the cheering crowd. Alebrije does his best to try and fight back, but his attacks do little to the rather large Hurtado. While Angelo's finisher is known as Fun Time it is easy to say Alebrije was not having one.</p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">Winner: Angelo Hurtado</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">

Rating: 36</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><img alt="68iipLN.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/68iipLN.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><p> </p><p>

<img alt="24pvbjP.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/24pvbjP.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="pCTIvhS.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/pCTIvhS.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="BIYb7vf.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/BIYb7vf.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p>

<strong>Volante vs Frankenstein</strong></p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p>

A much more even contest than the last and both men looking to make a name for themselves and climb up the card. Several back and forth exchanges happen with a strange dance number happening in the middle (Volante won) and while he won the little dance contest it was Frankenstein doing the Monster Mash to Volante and getting the real victory.</p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">Winner: Frankenstein</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">

Rating: 28</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><img alt="68iipLN.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/68iipLN.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><p> </p><p>

<img alt="ivVZPbd.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/ivVZPbd.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="Vg9yGNJ.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/Vg9yGNJ.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="CnSZuS9.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/CnSZuS9.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p>

The tag team champions come out next. Mini Mal runs about holding the titles up showing them off as both of the champs take their turn on the microphone.</p><p> </p><p>

Mal: *HNNKSHHH* "You bears should have stayed home in your cottage eating your porridge. Tonight we are going to dismantle you and make sure you never get a title shot against us again!"</p><p> </p><p>

Bionico: "Analysis complete. Los Villanos shall be victorious. We will destroy the bears. DESTROY! DEEEEESTRRRRROY!"</p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">Rating: 33</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><img alt="68iipLN.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/68iipLN.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><p> </p><p>

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<strong>Campeones en Parajas MEW</strong></p><p> </p><p>

<img alt="ivVZPbd.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/ivVZPbd.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="Vg9yGNJ.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/Vg9yGNJ.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="CnSZuS9.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/CnSZuS9.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="pCTIvhS.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/pCTIvhS.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="QeDDIyx.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/QeDDIyx.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="jnOr4ZZ.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/jnOr4ZZ.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="9wwXkcf.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/9wwXkcf.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p>

<strong>Los Villanos © with Mini Mal vs The Bear Necessities with Pequeño Oso de Oro</strong></p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p>

A chaotic mess made even more so given Pequeno and Mini Mal are also going at it on the outside. Referee Alfonso Diez is having his work cut out for him on his first night with MEW as he tries to keep order. Eventually things calm and the champs take control. When the bears start to comeback it is a quick thinking Bionico that grabs Pequeno and distracts the bigger bears. Mal attacks Oso de Oro and finishes him off with the Black Lagoon Slam.</p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">Winners and STILL Champions: Los Villanos (Defenses: 4)</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">

Rating: 35</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><img alt="68iipLN.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/68iipLN.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><p> </p><p>

<img alt="hOABPxz.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/hOABPxz.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="pCTIvhS.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/pCTIvhS.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="QWtCeEd.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/QWtCeEd.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p>

<strong>El Heroe Japones vs Gorila</strong></p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p>

This unfolds into one strange match where Japones tries to vanquish the dangerous, mad Gorila. He doesn't do his job too well though because Gorila controls the match for the most part. Japones eventually gets desperate and works at his utility belt and pull out a little spray can. He uses it then panics when the spray doesn't work. His Monster Repellent was replaced with bear repellent. Good thing Bear Necessities are already gone. Gorila Press Slam from Gorila and the hero has been defeated today at least.</p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">Winner: Gorila</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">

Rating: 33</span></strong></p><p> </p><p>

<img alt="68iipLN.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/68iipLN.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> </p><p>

<img alt="1XbSlGW.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/1XbSlGW.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p>

Sangre de la Cruz Jr comes out looking non too happy. He grabs the microphone and much to the fans chagrin he starts to talk.</p><p> </p><p>

Sangre: "I don't know what is going on here. I defeated a former champion last month and I myself am a former champion. So why is it I am not getting a title shot? In fact I wasn't even going to have a match if not for coming out here. Just to show how good I am I challenge anyone in the back!"</p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><img alt="0lIyYBj.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/0lIyYBj.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><p>

</p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p>

It doesn't take long for someone to accept it as Super Gato comes out to the delight of the crowd!</p><p> </p><p>

Sangre: "But you! Anyone but you! Aiee!"</p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">Rating: 37</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><img alt="68iipLN.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/68iipLN.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><p> </p><p>

<img alt="1XbSlGW.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/1XbSlGW.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="pCTIvhS.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/pCTIvhS.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="0lIyYBj.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/0lIyYBj.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p>

<strong>Sangre de la Cruz Jr. vs Super Gato</strong></p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p>

Sangre is thrown off by having to face Super Gato, but a good old poke to the eye allows him to gain control. He starts to beat down the beloved Super Gato and starts to get cocky. He is all too cocky because Super Gato starts to draw power from the crowd and makes his comeback. Sangre flails and tries to get away, but Super Gato pulls him back into the ring and continues to punish Sangre. He then hits the Super Pounce and Sangre continues to regret his open challenge.</p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">Winner: Super Gato</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">

Rating: 45</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><img alt="68iipLN.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/68iipLN.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><p> </p><p>

<img alt="aFxflEr.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/aFxflEr.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p>

<strong>Campeon de Mexico MEW</strong></p><p> </p><p>

<img alt="58OJzET.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/58OJzET.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="pCTIvhS.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/pCTIvhS.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="WFSGZ6s.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/WFSGZ6s.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="vmjf7Oi.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/vmjf7Oi.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p>

<strong>Air Force Juan © vs Danga Drive with Gato Averno</strong></p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p>

Danga Drive has a great look and has the evil character down, but well he is not very good in the ring and is exposed here. Air Force Juan does his best to carry things, but it is a bit of a messy back and forth match that sees Gato Averno get involved a few times and the champ is often in trouble of losing his belt. In fact if not for Averno going to the well too often Danga might be champ. Instead his attempt to throw the belt to Danga and then distract the referee leads to Juan getting the belt before Danga can grab it and the champ plows the villain in the face. He quickly slides the belt away and pins Danga for the win.</p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">Winner and STILL Champion: Air Force Juan (Defenses: 2)</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">

Rating: 35</span></strong></p><p> </p><p>

<img alt="68iipLN.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/68iipLN.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

- Christ I am so in over my head. And I got talked into wrestling Dracula in a dark match before the show proper. I am getting too old for this shit.</p><p> </p><p>

- Danga is probably best used in teams or in the lower card at this point. Maybe against Super Gato he can be fine, but I don't think he will be going against Juan any time soon. *Crash* ANd the ****er can stop trying to kill me!</p><p> </p><p>

- For being almost as old as me Super Gato is still doing pretty good despite age slowing him. Now if only his son wasn't an insane shit and had the same good attitude as his dad.</p><p> </p><p>

- Still no luck finding a way home. I need to find it soon before this place kills me.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

OOC: Hay Guyz. Guess what I found.</p>

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<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Pteroid" data-cite="Pteroid" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="43212" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Woogie woogie woogie!</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Always keep a 'Summon Minion' device handy.</p>
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<p>Just a heads up all on this one. I started this about a year and a half ago then work decided to eat me alive for a very long time. I had totally forgotten about this save and while poking at T-Verse I found I still had the data and had my notes on it as well.</p><p> </p><p>

AAW right now is priority and the one that will be updated more often. This is more when I feel like letting loose and doing something silly. So apologies in advance if it doesn't update as often as people may like.</p>

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