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<p>-Joey Morgan & Steven "The Future" Parker vs <strong>Squeeky McClean & Joe Sexy</strong></p><p>

Comment: Parker's there to take the fall</p><p> </p><p>

-<strong>Captain Atomic</strong> vs Bear Bekowski</p><p>

Comment: Could be by DQ if Rogue gets involved</p><p> </p><p>

-Sammy Smoke vs <strong>Mikey "The Dragon" Lau</strong></p><p>

Comment: </p><p> </p><p>

-<strong>Eric Eisen</strong> vs "The Man From The Outback" Harry Allen</p><p>

Comment: </p><p> </p><p>

SWF World Tag Team Championships</p><p>

-The Platinum Blondes vs <strong>The Amazing Bumfholes</strong></p><p>

Comment: you don't have the gall to switch the belts again. <img alt=":)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/smile.png.142cfa0a1cd2925c0463c1d00f499df2.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

BONUS</p><p> </p><p>

1) What will Brandon James' insurance policy be?: Marat? </p><p> </p><p>

2) What has Jack Bruce got to say?: Wont have time to talk. Will get attacked. </p><p> </p><p>

3) Will someone get put through the table during the contract signing?: Nope</p><p> </p><p>

4) Match of the night: Morgan/Parker vs McClean/Sexy</p><p> </p><p>

5) MVP: Gilmore</p>

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<p>SWF Supreme TV: The Amazing Bumfhole Show</p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><p>Tuesday 9th February 2016</p><p> <strong>SWF Supreme TV</strong></p><p> <a href="http://s176.photobucket.com/user/squidman_89/media/SWF%20Diary/SWF1.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w176/squidman_89/SWF%20Diary/SWF1.jpg</span></a></p><p> Live from The Dust Bowl (South East)</p><p> Live Attendance: 15,000<strong> SELL OUT</strong></p><p> Nielsen Rating: 10.94</p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="43321" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><p> <a href="http://s176.photobucket.com/user/squidman_89/media/SWF%20Diary/Valiant_1.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w176/squidman_89/SWF%20Diary/Valiant_1.jpg</span></a></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Valiant</strong>opens the show, heading to the ring to challenge Brandon James to a fight. Valiant says that he doesn't want to wait for Sunday night and if James has any gumption at all he will come out here right now and face him like a man. </p><p> </p><p> <a href="http://s176.photobucket.com/user/squidman_89/media/SWF%20Diary/Krissy%20Angelle.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w176/squidman_89/SWF%20Diary/Krissy%20Angelle.jpg</span></a></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Krissy Angelle</strong> comes out, sans Brandon, and informs Valiant that that is not going to happen. Krissy says that after Valiant's cowardly attack last week she has advised Jerry Eisen and an agreement has been put in place which states that if either Valiant or James lay a hand on one another before Sunday then they will both be suspended indefinitely. Krissy then adds that later on tonight Brandon will be coming out to make an announcement, something which Valiant might want to keep an eye on.</p><p> </p><p> Valiant closes the segment by saying that James may be running scared now but this Sunday the running stops</p><p> </p><p> Grade: <strong>B</strong></p><p></p></div><div style="text-align:center;"></div><div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> ---------------------------------</p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="43321" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><p><a href="http://s176.photobucket.com/user/squidman_89/media/SWF%20Diary/Squeeky%20McClean.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w176/squidman_89/SWF%20Diary/Squeeky%20McClean.jpg</span></a><a href="http://s176.photobucket.com/user/squidman_89/media/SWF%20Diary/Joe%20Sexy_alt.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w176/squidman_89/SWF%20Diary/Joe%20Sexy_alt.jpg</span></a> <span style="font-size:12px;"><strong>VS</strong></span><a href="http://s176.photobucket.com/user/squidman_89/media/SWF%20Diary/Joey%20Minnesota.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w176/squidman_89/SWF%20Diary/Steven%20Parker.jpg</span></a><span>http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w176/squidman_89/SWF%20Diary/Joey%20Minnesota.jpg</span></p><div style="text-align:center;"></div><p> <strong>Joe Sexy & Squeeky McClean vs Joey Morgan & Steven Parker</strong></p><p> </p><p> A hot opener here which sees the fiery team of Parker and Morgan launch into their foes with abandon early on, as Morgan batters Sexy with chops and forearms. A big suplex and Parker is in. Parker takes control but is caught out by a cheap shot from Squeeky McClean on the outside and the two veterans begin working the younger man over.</p><p> </p><p> Parker gets the hot tag to Morgan who is a house afire, hitting big right hands levelling both men before the match breaks down into a melee. Morgan scores a 2 count off a high angle backdrop and Parker is in once more. Parker looks for the Future Shock but it's broken up by McClean who is sent to the outside by Morgan. Morgan is clobbered by Joe Sexy, who then hits the One Night Stand on Parker for the win</p><p> </p><p> Winners: <strong>Joe Sexy and Squeeky McClean</strong></p><p> Grade: <strong>B-</strong></p><p> 10:12 </p><p></p><p></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> ---------------------------------</p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="43321" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><p><a href="http://s176.photobucket.com/user/squidman_89/media/SWF%20Diary/Randy%20Bumfhole.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w176/squidman_89/SWF%20Diary/Randy%20Bumfhole.jpg</span></a> <a href="http://s176.photobucket.com/user/squidman_89/media/SWF%20Diary/Zimmy%20Bumfhole.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w176/squidman_89/SWF%20Diary/Zimmy%20Bumfhole.jpg</span></a></p><div style="text-align:center;"></div><p> </p><p> <strong>The Amazing Bumfholes</strong> are out next and for once they did not bring their smiles with them. The grab microphones and they say that they know the Awesomeness want their rematch and after what happened last week on Uprising, the Bumfholes will gladly give it to them. They say that they asked to face The Awesomeness tonight but were told by Jerry Eisen that they had a mandatory defence against the Platinum Blondes.</p><p> </p><p> The Bumfholes instead propose that they meet the Awesomeness this Sunday at Valentine's Day Massacre and since the Awesomeness like to play with the furniture so much it's gonna be a ladder match</p><p> </p><p> Grade: <strong>C+</strong></p><p></p><p></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> ---------------------------------</p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="43321" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p>As Captain Atomic makes his way to the ring for his bout, a video airs of Rogue's attack on Jungle Lord last week, which the announcers discuss</p></div><p> </p><p> Grade: <strong>C+</strong></p><p></p><p></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> ---------------------------------</p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="43321" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><p><a href="http://s176.photobucket.com/user/squidman_89/media/SWF%20Diary/Atom%20Smasher.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w176/squidman_89/SWF%20Diary/Atom%20Smasher.jpg</span></a></p><div style="text-align:center;"></div><p> </p><p> Before his bout The Atomic Superman takes the microphone. He seems angry and fired up but it's actually hard to tell.</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Atomic</strong>: <span style="color:#008000;"><span style="font-family:'Arial Black';">Last week Rogue commited a cowardly act! His attack on Jungle Lord will not go unpunished! The Lord Of The Jungle is a friend to all men and an attack on him is unforgiveable! Jungle Lord has suffered a concussion at Rogue's hands! So Rogue! You now have me to answer to! You make my blood boil in my veins, my heart race like a train and evil intentions form in my brain! This Sunday, Rogue, be a man! Face me in the ring! Because it will be time to GO NUCLEAR!</span></span></p><p> </p><p> Grade: <strong>B-</strong></p><p></p><p></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> ---------------------------------</p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="43321" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><p><a href="http://s176.photobucket.com/user/squidman_89/media/SWF%20Diary/Bear%20Bekowski.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w176/squidman_89/SWF%20Diary/Bear%20Bekowski.jpg</span></a> <span style="font-size:12px;"><strong>VS</strong></span> <a href="http://s176.photobucket.com/user/squidman_89/media/SWF%20Diary/Atom%20Smasher.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w176/squidman_89/SWF%20Diary/Atom%20Smasher.jpg</span></a></p><div style="text-align:center;"></div><p> <strong>Bear Bekowski vs Captian Atomic</strong></p><p> </p><p> Bear Bekowski is out and Atomic immediately hammers him with clotheslines and shoulder tackles. A big clothesline sends Bear over the top and out with Atomic feeding off the crowd. Bear shakes off the cobwebs and is back in, cutting off an attempted clothesline with a big charge of his own. A slam and a leg drop scores a 2 for the Bear.</p><p> </p><p> The Bear sinks in a bear hug briefly. Atomic fights out and tears into the ropes but Bear follows him in and smashes him with another charge. Choke in the corner and Atomic is set up on the top rope but catches Bear with a boot to the face and an axe handle from the middle rope which drops the big Canadian. </p><p> </p><p> Atomic begins feeding off the crowd and nails some big clotheslines before attempting a slam. Bear clubs him and calls for the Bear Trap but Atomic fights out and nails the Mushroom Cloud for the 1...2...3</p><p> </p><p> Winner: <strong>Captain Atomic</strong></p><p> Grade: <strong>B-</strong></p><p> <strong>5:37 </strong></p><p></p><p></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> ---------------------------------</p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="43321" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><p><a href="http://s176.photobucket.com/user/squidman_89/media/SWF%20Diary/Ana%20Garcia_alt2.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w176/squidman_89/SWF%20Diary/Ana%20Garcia_alt2.jpg</span></a> <a href="http://s176.photobucket.com/user/squidman_89/media/SWF%20Diary/Paul%20Huntingdon_1.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w176/squidman_89/SWF%20Diary/Paul%20Huntingdon_1.jpg</span></a></p><div style="text-align:center;"></div><p> </p><p> Backstage <strong>Ana Garcia</strong> is with <strong>Paul Huntingdon</strong>. Ana asks Paul if he knows anything about Rogue's motives lately and what exactly is the relationship between Paul Huntingdon and Rogue. Paul flatly denies any knowledge, saying there is no relationship. Paul says that he is as perplexed by Rogue as everybody else seems to be.</p><p> </p><p> Ana asks Paul if Rogue has offered him an alliance of sorts. Paul says he certainly has not and if he had it would be rejected. Paul Huntingdon is his own man and apart from a small loan of a few million dollars from his father Paul has never received any help from anyone, especially not a questionable character like Rogue. Finally, Paul says that while Rogue is obviously taking an interest in his affairs Huntingdon is focused only on his own business and especially on reclaiming his North American Championship</p><p> </p><p> Grade: <strong>C+</strong></p><p></p><p></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> ---------------------------------</p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="43321" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><p><a href="http://s176.photobucket.com/user/squidman_89/media/SWF%20Diary/The%20Crippler.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w176/squidman_89/SWF%20Diary/The%20Crippler.jpg</span></a> <span style="font-size:12px;"><strong>VS</strong></span> <a href="http://s176.photobucket.com/user/squidman_89/media/SWF%20Diary/Kentucky%20Bill.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w176/squidman_89/SWF%20Diary/Kentucky%20Bill.jpg</span></a></p><div style="text-align:center;"></div><p> <strong>The Crippler vs Oliver Kobb</strong></p><p> </p><p> Oliver Kobb is out for his bout with the Crippler, hobbling slightly. Duane reminds us of the injury to Kobb's knee last week and says that it's clearly still troubling him.</p><p> </p><p> Before Kobb can make it to the ring the Crippler attacks him from behind in the aisle and leaves him down and out. The Crippler visciously attacks the knee, stomping at it. He seperates the steel steps and positions Kobb's leg on the bottom half before crushing his lower leg with the top half of the steel stairs. </p><p> </p><p> Kobb is clearly badly hurt as Duane Fry angrily yells "what the hell is this guy's problem!?". As referees and trainers rush to the agonised Kobb, Crippler grabs a mic and says this is a warning to Jack Bruce. If he is foolish enough to face The Crippler on Sunday this is how he will end up: hurt and hurt badly</p><p> </p><p> Grade: <strong>C+</strong></p><p></p><p></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> ---------------------------------</p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="43321" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><p><a href="http://s176.photobucket.com/user/squidman_89/media/SWF%20Diary/Marc%20DuBois.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w176/squidman_89/SWF%20Diary/Marc%20DuBois.jpg</span></a></p><div style="text-align:center;"></div><p> </p><p> We come back from commercial to see <strong>Marc DuBois</strong> once again sitting in the crowd. DuBois doesn't acknowledge the presence of the camera and looks utterly non-plussed. Mikey Lau's music hits and the shot cuts to "The Dragon" making his entrance</p><p></p><p></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> ---------------------------------</p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="43321" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><p><a href="http://s176.photobucket.com/user/squidman_89/media/SWF%20Diary/Mikey%20Lau.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w176/squidman_89/SWF%20Diary/Mikey%20Lau.jpg</span></a> <span style="font-size:12px;"><strong>VS</strong></span> <a href="http://s176.photobucket.com/user/squidman_89/media/SWF%20Diary/Sammy%20Smoke.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w176/squidman_89/SWF%20Diary/Sammy%20Smoke.jpg</span></a></p><div style="text-align:center;"></div><p> <strong>Mikey Lau vs Sammy Smoke</strong></p><p> </p><p> Smoke offers Mikey a hand shake which he accepts. It proves foolish as Smoke pulls him in and yanks him down by the hair, earning a warning from the ref. Smoke works Mikey over with kicks and punches, before sending him to the corner and working the midsection. Lau is fired into the ropes but hangs on, low-bridging Smoke when he runs in. Mikey hits a baseball slide and looks for a suicide dive but is cut off, getting hung up in the ropes.</p><p> </p><p> Smoke chokes Lau in the ropes for the 4 count and looks for a slam but Lau slips out. Lau batters Sammy with hard strikes and a flurry of kicks has him reeling. Lau is in complete control from here showcasing a beautiful calf kick, scoring a 2 count with a crescent kick and finally putting Sammy away with the Scything Side Kick</p><p> </p><p> Winner: <strong>Mikey Lau</strong></p><p> Grade: <strong>C+</strong></p><p> </p><p></p><p></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> ---------------------------------</p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="43321" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><p><a href="http://s176.photobucket.com/user/squidman_89/media/SWF%20Diary/JackGiedroyc_alt2.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w176/squidman_89/SWF%20Diary/JackGiedroyc_alt2.jpg</span></a></p><div style="text-align:center;"></div><p> </p><p> Backstage <strong>Rogue </strong>is in his darkened room. Rogue talks ominously, accepting Atomic's challenge and calling it inevitable. He talks about inevitability, saying that life holds no more surprises for him. He warns Atomic that he will lose their bout but says it is a necessity because their match will facilitate the next part of the movement and the emergence of "the second"</p><p> </p><p> Grade: <strong>B-</strong></p><p></p><p></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> ---------------------------------</p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="43321" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><p><a href="http://s176.photobucket.com/user/squidman_89/media/SWF%20Diary/Eric%20Eisen.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w176/squidman_89/SWF%20Diary/Eric%20Eisen.jpg</span></a> <span style="font-size:12px;"><strong>VS</strong></span> <a href="http://s176.photobucket.com/user/squidman_89/media/SWF%20Diary/Harry%20Allen.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w176/squidman_89/SWF%20Diary/Harry%20Allen.jpg</span></a></p><div style="text-align:center;"></div><p> <strong>Eric Eisen vs "The Man From The Outback" Harry Allen</strong></p><p> </p><p> In what is basically an extended squash Eric Eisen picks up the win with the Supremacy after 6 minutes 5 seconds</p><p> </p><p> Winner: <strong>Eric Eisen</strong></p><p> Grade: <strong>B-</strong></p><p></p><p></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> ---------------------------------</p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="43321" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><p><a href="http://s176.photobucket.com/user/squidman_89/media/SWF%20Diary/Brandon%20James.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w176/squidman_89/SWF%20Diary/Brandon%20James.jpg</span></a> <a href="http://s176.photobucket.com/user/squidman_89/media/SWF%20Diary/Krissy%20Angelle.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w176/squidman_89/SWF%20Diary/Krissy%20Angelle.jpg</span></a></p><div style="text-align:center;"></div><p> </p><p> Brandon James comes to the ring, flanked by Krissy Angelle and says that this Sunday he is going to right the wrongs of the recent past and defeat Valiant once and for all. But just to be sure that this time he really does have the edge on Valiant he's got an "insurance policy". Krissy and he have been searching high and low and they've unearthed the greatest sports agent in the business: <strong>Shane Sneer!</strong>. </p><p> </p><p> <a href="http://s176.photobucket.com/user/squidman_89/media/SWF%20Diary/ShaneSneer.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w176/squidman_89/SWF%20Diary/ShaneSneer.jpg</span></a></p><p> </p><p> Sneer comes down the aisle and joins the two of them. He shakes their hands and Brandon says that with Sneer by his side he will have the edge over Valiant and everyone else in the SWF</p><p> </p><p> Grade: <strong>B+</strong></p><p></p><p></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> ---------------------------------</p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="43321" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><p><a href="http://s176.photobucket.com/user/squidman_89/media/SWF%20Diary/Jack%20Bruce.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w176/squidman_89/SWF%20Diary/Jack%20Bruce.jpg</span></a></p><div style="text-align:center;"></div><p> </p><p> We come back from commercial as <strong>Jack Bruce</strong>'s music hits. Jack looks serious and subdued as he comes to the ring and grabs a microphone. The crowd quickly quiets, eager to hear what he has to say</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Jack</strong>: Last week when I walked out of here I didn't really know what to think. I refused the Crippler's challenge and I didn't know where I was headed. I didn't know if I would be at the pay per view this Sunday, I didn't know if I would be here tonight, I didn't even know where I was gonna go that night. So...I just went home. And I didn't know if I was gonna stay home. Because last week I admitted that I was afraid to step into this ring and if you're afraid to do that then you shouldn't be out here. </p><p> </p><p> Jack nods his head gently, seemingly to himself, looking around pensively. The crowd starts to boo, sensing where this might be headed</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Jack:</strong> I didn't know where I was going and then I started to think, I didn't even really know who I was anymore. I asked myself, who are you? Who <em>is</em> Jack Bruce? And I didn't know. So I did the only thing I could think of. I opened up a bottle of rye and I put on a Blu-Ray. An old SWF pay per view. And I watched Jack Bruce in the main event. And honestly, that made me feel pretty good. So I put on another. And then another. And then I was feeling really good so I opened another bottle of rye and put in another Blu Ray. And I began to remember who Jack Bruce was.</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Jack</strong>: I realised that Jack Bruce is the man who has headlined more pay per views than anybody else in Sports Entertainment. Jack Bruce is the only 6 time World Champion in SWF history. Jack Bruce is the main event. The Icon. The man who beat Runaway Train. The man who beat Steve Frehley. The man who beat Christian Faith</p><p> </p><p> The crowd pops big for this last one</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Jack</strong>: Yeah I remembered who Jack Bruce is. And I remembered something else. I remembered who The Crippler was. You see on all these shows Jack Bruce was in the headline slot but Chris Morrisette was on these shows too. In the midcard. In the opening match. Warming up the crowd and shaking hands and looking up at the marquee wishing, just <em>wishing</em> he was Jack Bruce. That's right Crippler I remember. I remember why this all started. This all started because you were beneath me and you've always been beneath me and you always will be beneath me. Because I'm Jack Bruce, I'm the Supreme Icon and you're a guy with a foam Lobster claw and a damn chip on his shoulder!</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Jack</strong>: You're damn pathetic, Morrisette and I feel ashamed that I ever let myself be afraid of a bottom feeder like you. You want me this Sunday? Jerry Eisen wants to see it? These people want to see it?...You're on!</p><p> </p><p> The crowd erupts as Jack drops the mic and stomps back up the ramp, clearly all fired up</p><p> </p><p> Grade: <strong>B+</strong></p><p></p><p></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> ---------------------------------</p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="43321" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="text-decoration:underline;">SWF World Tag Team Championship</span></p></div><p> <a href="http://s176.photobucket.com/user/squidman_89/media/SWF%20Diary/Randy%20Bumfhole.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w176/squidman_89/SWF%20Diary/Randy%20Bumfhole.jpg</span></a><a href="http://s176.photobucket.com/user/squidman_89/media/SWF%20Diary/Zimmy%20Bumfhole.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w176/squidman_89/SWF%20Diary/Zimmy%20Bumfhole.jpg</span></a> <span style="font-size:12px;"><strong>VS</strong></span> <a href="http://s176.photobucket.com/user/squidman_89/media/SWF%20Diary/Frederique%20Garcia_alt1.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w176/squidman_89/SWF%20Diary/Frederique%20Garcia_alt1.jpg</span></a><a href="http://s176.photobucket.com/user/squidman_89/media/SWF%20Diary/James%20Prudence.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w176/squidman_89/SWF%20Diary/James%20Prudence.jpg</span></a></p><p> <strong>Amazing Bumfholes vs The Platinum Blondes</strong></p><p> </p><p> The crowd are firmly behind the Bumfholes in the first defense of their newly won titles. Prudence and Randy start off with Prudence asking for a lock up. Randy quickly outwrestles him and scores a leg trip. Prudence asks for a knuckle lock. Randy obliges, is over powered, but nips up, collapses back to the mat and monkey flips Prudence over. Prudence grabs a headlock, Randy slips out, applying a hammer lock. Prudence reverses but Randy reverses again and Prudence again ends up face down. Frustrated he tags out and Garcia demands Randy do the same.</p><p> </p><p> Garcia offers Zimmy a knuckle lock but instead hits a right hand and backs him up. The Platinum Blondes quickly take control and begin working Zimmy over. They cut the ring off expertly and attempt several quick pins, applying holds in between trying to wear him out. </p><p> </p><p> Late into the bout Zimmy is locked deep in a chin lock with the crowd willing him on. He begins fighting out, gaining his feet and hitting Garcia in the midsecton with elbows. Zimmy comes alive and hammers away at Garcia, before taking him down with a headscissors. Prudence is in to cut him off but Zimmy ducks the clothesline and he clatters Garcia. Zimmy gets the hot tag and Randy explodes into the ring hitting springboard dropkick to both men. He nips up and a headscissor takes Prudence to the outside. A sprinboard forearm back inside and a tag to Zimmy sees him hit the Bumfhole in One for the three count at 13:40</p><p> </p><p> Winners and STILL SWF Tag Team Champions: <strong>The Amazing Bumfholes</strong></p><p> Grade: <strong>B</strong></p><p> <strong>13:40</strong></p><p></p><p></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> ---------------------------------</p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="43321" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><p><a href="http://s176.photobucket.com/user/squidman_89/media/SWF%20Diary/Remo_1.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w176/squidman_89/SWF%20Diary/Remo_1.jpg</span></a> <a href="http://s176.photobucket.com/user/squidman_89/media/SWF%20Diary/Angry%20Gilmore.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w176/squidman_89/SWF%20Diary/Angry%20Gilmore.jpg</span></a> <a href="http://s176.photobucket.com/user/squidman_89/media/SWF%20Diary/Jerry%20Eisen.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w176/squidman_89/SWF%20Diary/Jerry%20Eisen.jpg</span></a></p><div style="text-align:center;"></div><p> </p><p> The ring is all set up for the contract signing between <strong>Remo</strong> and <strong>Angry Gilmore</strong>. The two men make their entrances and Jerry Eisen greets them and begins taking the champ through the small print. Remo snatches the clip board out of Eisen's hands and signs. Remo takes a microphone and says that he doesn't need to read the fine print and he doesn't need to check the rematch clause because it's all moot. It doesn't matter what tricks "Gilmore's wife" has hidden in the contract it isn't gonna do her husband any good.</p><p> </p><p> Gilmore bristles at this but he calms himself as Jessie lays a hand on his shoulder. The challenger grabs his mic and says that there are no tricks and no shortcuts because, unlike Remo, he doesn't need them. He is the <em>best. wrestler. in the world.</em> and Remo knows it which is why he has been ducking him for months and why he tried to keep him out of the title match at When Hell Freezes Over. Finally Gilmore asks if Remo is gonna let him sign the contract too or if he's gonna hold onto it to keep him out of this title match too</p><p> </p><p> Jerry holds out his hand for it back but Remo shoves him aside without a glance, shoves the table to one side and marches up to Gilmore. The two men get nose to nose before Remo shoves the clipboard into Gilmore's chest. Gilmore stares at Remo for a second before signing and shoving the clipboard back at the champ. The two men begin trash talking inaudibly and get nose to nose once more.</p><p> </p><p> Jessie again places a hand on Gilmore's shoulder, seemingly snapping him out of it. He turns to leave but Remo grabs a mic and says that he doesn't know who is the bigger bitch, Gilmore or his wife. Angry Gilmore says with an odd calmness "Jessie. Get out of the ring." before slowly turning around and approaching Remo. The two stare each other down with Jerry Eisen pleading with them to leave the ring. After a few moments of trash talking Gilmore lands a right hand and they become embroiled in a donny brook.</p><p> </p><p> As they brawl around the ring Jerry Eisen is knocked on his ass and the table is shoved over. As the show goes off the air the two men are rolling around hammering each other as Duane Fry yells "It's gonna be a barnstormer this Sunday!"</p><p> </p><p> Grade: <strong>B+</strong></p><p> </p><p></p><p></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p></div><p></p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-size:12px;">Match of The Night: The Platinum Blondes vs The Amazing Bumfholes</span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span></p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-size:12px;">MVP: Randy Bumfhole/Zimmy Bumfhole jointly</span> (honourable mentions for Jack Bruce, Remo and Angry Gilmore as no one man stole the show)</p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-size:18px;">Overall show Grade: </span><span style="font-size:18px;"><span style="color:#2E8B57;">B</span></span></p>
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<p>SWF Uprising and Valentine's Day Massacre Prediction card</p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><p>Tuesday 9th February 2016</p><p> <strong>SWF Uprising</strong></p><p> <a href="http://s176.photobucket.com/user/squidman_89/media/SWF%20Diary/SWF2.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w176/squidman_89/SWF%20Diary/SWF2.jpg</span></a></p><p> Recorded at The Dust Bowl (South East)</p><p> Live Attendance: 15,000<strong> SELL OUT</strong></p><p> Nielsen Rating: 1.00</p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="43321" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><ul><li>Jerry Eisen announces that no matter what happens at Valentine's Day Massacre, Valiant will receive a world title cage matche next week on SWF Supreme TV<br /></li><li>Sammy Smoke invites the Heartbreakers to a poker game<br /></li><li>Jimmy Hernandez def. Monty Trescard<br /></li><li>The Awesomeness hype the ladder match<br /></li><li>Everest def. Harry Allen<br /></li><li>BJ O'Neill & American Machine rant about The Platinum Blondes injuring Oliver Kobb<br /></li><li>Bear Bekowski def. Brett Biggins by count out<br /></li><li>Sammy Smoke invites Robbie Retro & Mikey Lau to a poker game<br /></li><li>Steven Parker def. Raphael<br /></li><li>Sammy Smoke invites Marshall Dillon to his poker game<br /></li><li>Bret Starr pre-match promo<br /></li><li>Bret Starr def. Clark Alexander<br /></li></ul><p></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Match Of The Night: Hollywood Bret Starr vs Clark Alexander</p><p> </p><p> MVP: Hollywood Bret Starr</p><p> </p><p> --------------------------------</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><strong>Final card for SWF Valentine's Day Massacre</strong></span></p><p> </p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> <span style="text-decoration:underline;">Ladder Match for the SWF Tag Team Championship</span></p><p> The Amazing Bumfholes © vs The Awesomeness</p><p> Comment: </p><p> </p><p> Valiant (w/Hannah) vs "Big Money" Brandon James (w/ Shane Sneer & Krissy Angelle)</p><p> Comment: </p><p> </p><p> <span style="text-decoration:underline;">SWF North American Championship</span></p><p> Joey Morgan © vs Joe Sexy</p><p> Comment: </p><p> </p><p> Captain Atomic vs Rogue</p><p> Comment: </p><p> </p><p> Jack Bruce vs The Crippler</p><p> Comment: </p><p> </p><p> <span style="text-decoration:underline;">SWF World Heavyweight Championship</span></p><p> Angry Gilmore (w/ Jessie) vs Remo</p><p> Comment: </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <span style="text-decoration:underline;">BONUS</span></p><p> </p><p> 1) In the ladder match who will grab the belts?</p><p> </p><p> 2) How many interference spots will there be?</p><p> </p><p> 3) Is Eric Eisen ever gonna get booked in a PPV match?</p><p> </p><p> As always get in your picks for match of the night and MVP.</p>
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