Pteroid Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 http://i.imgur.com/uNqgQ1T.jpg Phil Vibert: "-and welcome back to Vibert's Voice, we're continuing our monthly call-in segment right now and I'm happy to once again welcome on one of our favorite listeners, Marshall from Macon. Marsh, you're on the air." Marshall from Macon: "Afternoon, Phil, how's it going?" Phil: "Great, Marsh, ringing in the New Year with a couple cans of PBR." Marsh: "Heh, what, don't got the stomach for Jack Daniels?" Phil: "What can I say, I've gone native out here in Boise." Marsh: "Damn shame, Phil, damn shame." Phil: "So backing off my drinking habits, what'd you wanna call in about?" Marsh: "Phil, how much you know about some old redneck named Giant Redwood?" Phil: "Just what I've heard from a few friends and seen from more than a few botch and shoot compilations. Most people say he was a leech sucking on the underbelly of USPW until the new management wised up and cut the cord on him. Any reason you're bringing old Jethro up?" Marsh: "In a minute, now tell me what ya know about Sheik Ali Al-Avatar." Phil: "Oooookay, well he's a nutjob who wrestled around Europe for most of his career, real garbage deathmatch stuff. Promos don't make a bit of sense but he kept getting work anyway, tried to get him back in DAVE a couple times but he was apparently a flight risk and like hell was I paying some loony from across the pond to take a cruise on my dime just to do what I could pay Derek Barnes to do for a whole lot less. Is there a reason you're taking me on a tour of the lowest of the low, because I got some real good Peter Valentine stories." Marsh: "Heh, I'll let you tell those later, Phil, but I'm just gonna let you know, they're in business." Phil: "What? In business?" Marsh: "Yup." Phil: "As in promoting a wrestling company together?" Marsh: "Yessir." Phil: "Explain, Marsh." Marsh: "Found this flyer on one of the walls on the outside of the local Mickey D's, organization's called 'Wrestlers Of Mass Destruction'-" Phil: "Oh god, that's so damn corny..." Marsh: "Oh it gets better, it doesn't have any matches scheduled, it's just pictures of these two dinguses all over with a bunch of random ass adjectives-three misspelled-advertising something called 'Mayhem in Mucksburg' which-if I'm honest-I'm pretty damn close to." Phil: "Oh my god, Marsh! Marsh, listen to me, you gotta go to this." Marsh: "What? Like hell, I ain't going to Muckburg and I ain't giving this two morons a single cent." Phil: "Marsh? Marsh. I will pay your ticket, your gas, and something extra if you go down to Muckburg and see this show!" Marsh: "You can't be serious..." Phil: "Marsh I need new content, buddy, I think there's room for a report on a veritable port-a-potty of wrestlecrap." Marsh: "Hmm..." Phil: "And I'll throw in tickets to the Supreme Challenge this year." Marsh: "Deal! I'll be back at the end of the month with uh....whatever the hell this is." Phil: "You heard it here first, folks, our first ever Indy correspondent, Marshall, will be back with us in four weeks for our new monthly segment..." SHOVELING THE WRESTLECRAP WITH MARSHALL FROM MACON! Marsh: "...you really are getting some mileage outta that voice modifier, ain't ya?" Phil: "More mileage than an electric car, pal." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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