Wrestlers of Mass Destruction: A Sweet Nice Little Wrestling Show (Cverse)

DarK_RaideR · May 6, 2017

Not sure if I've mentioned it before, but this is possibly the best thing going on the Dynasty forums <img alt="

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Greylocke · May 8, 2017

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Pteroid" data-cite="Pteroid" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="43470" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div> WHO WILL HAVE THIS HORRIBLE GIMMICK? http://i.imgur.com/tkPoTX7.png Hint: He's over 30 years old and this gimmick is a clone of the Hippie (Weasel) gimmick found in the Mammoth gimmicks mod that I've supplemented the cornellverse database with.</div></blockquote> Shot in the dark...literally...Calvin Dark?

Kitarzu · May 11, 2017

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Pteroid" data-cite="Pteroid" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="43470" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">http://i1168.photobucket.com/albums/r496/aaronredwulfstudioswillr0ck/TEW/WOMD_3.jpg WRESTLERS OF MASS DESTRUCTION PRESENTS: THE 1ST ANNUAL MOAB TOURNAMENT Americus Elementary School, Americus Georgia Doors open @ 5:00 PM, Belltime @7:00 PM TOURNAMENT QUARTERFINAL MATCHES Skippy The Clown vs Sheik Ali Al-Avatar The Silencer vs A Mystery Opponent Anders Thunder vs Mad Dog Mortimer Canadian Executioner vs Hawkeye Calhoun NON TOURNAMENT MATCHES Jazz Funk vs The Grapple Goblin Leopard King vs Yellow Belly Billy OOC REMINDER: The Card is not for prediction contest purposes, please refer to the previous post for this show's prediction contest.</div></div></blockquote> Somewhere in Americas a middle aged man reads a leaflet... What is this? A wrestling show? A different way to pass the night and get drunk... Let me check this flyer... A tournament to crown a champion... Who the **** are these guys? Skippy The Clown? A freakin' juggalo. Sheik Ali Al Avatar? What the ****? An arabic smurf? The Silencer? A man that doesn't speak. A Mystery Opponent? Probably a damn filthy liberal. Who was the name of that small miserable man I saw once in North Carolina... Keith Vegas... He looks like a filthy liberal! Anders Thunder? Who's Next? Freddie Lightning? Mad Dog Mortimer? I'll hope he doesn't have rabies! Canadian Executioner? Why we have to import hitman from North Of The Border? Hawkeye Calhoun? I'll hope he's a sniper. Then non tournament matches... Again, who the **** are these guys? Jazz Funk? Way better than Jazzy Funkestein. The Grappling Goblin? I'll have nightmares all night, ****** movie! Leopard King? He should have called himself Leotard King. Yellow Belly Billy? Really? What The ****? By the way, who's the promoter? Giant Redwood? That big pile of ****? At least I can drink, burp and fart all night! I'm IN!

Tiberious · May 12, 2017

WRESTLERS OF MASS DESTRUCTION PRESENTS:

ARAB ANARCHY

Arab Community Center, Arab Alabama

Doors open @ 5:00 PM, Belltime @7:00 PM

MAIN EVENT

GOBLIN'S GROTTO MATCH

SKIPPY THE CLOWN VS THE GRAPPLE GOBLIN

IRANIAN CARPET BAZAAR MATCH

ANDERS THUNDER VS SHEIK ALI AL-AVATAR

HARDCORE MATCH

LEOPARD KING VS MAD DOG MORTIMER

SINGLES MATCH

THE SILENCER VS YELLOW BELLY BILLY

Pteroid · May 12, 2017

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Tiberious4" data-cite="Tiberious4" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="43470" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>WRESTLERS OF MASS DESTRUCTION PRESENTS: ARAB ANARCHY Arab Community Center, Arab Alabama Doors open @ 5:00 PM, Belltime @7:00 PM MAIN EVENT GOBLIN'S GROTTO MATCH SKIPPY THE CLOWN VS THE GRAPPLE GOBLIN IRANIAN CARPET BAZAAR MATCH ANDERS THUNDER VS SHEIK ALI AL-AVATAR HARDCORE MATCH LEOPARD KING VS MAD DOG MORTIMER SINGLES MATCH THE SILENCER VS YELLOW BELLY BILLY</div></blockquote> Uhhh...bit late there, Tibs

Tiberious · May 12, 2017

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Pteroid" data-cite="Pteroid" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="43470" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Uhhh...bit late there, Tibs</div></blockquote> I'm just trying out my reverse time traveler gimmick in the hopes that WMD sign me. It's technically time traveling, except I can only go forward and so I show up late at the wrong venue and never know what's going on. Alternatively I'm just bad at reading comprehension and misread the OOC warning and was trying to find the actual set of match predictions instead of guessing who the guy with the liberal gimmick was. I'll go for Mark Smart for the filthy liberal.

Pteroid · May 15, 2017

<div style="text-align:center;">http://i.imgur.com/uNqgQ1T.jpg

Phil:

"We're back ladies and gentlemen, and I'd like to thank our SoCal correspondent, Stan Morrison, for his West Coast coverage. Now we go from one side of the US to the other for-"

[sound of a beer cracking open]

Phil:

"...seriously, Marsh?"

Marshall from Macon:

"Couldn't drink at the venue, gotta make up for lost time."

Phil:

"Marshall from Macon, folks, the man who broke Shane Sneer."

Marsh:

"It's not my fault this show is hazardous to people's sanity! Hey guess what we got this month? A tournament!"

Phil:

"Oh boy, and I'm guessing the cream didn't exactly rise to the top-?"

Marsh:

"Anders Thunder won it."

Phil:

"...yay."

Marsh:

"Strap in-[loud gulping sounds, another beer can opening]-it's gonna be a long one."

Phil:

"Then it's time for:

SHOVELING THE WRESTLECRAP

WITH MARSHALL FROM MACON!

Marsh:

[Another Beer Can opens] "Alright, so I get to the Elementary School on time and I already missed a match, so that's fun."

Phil:

"Wait for real?"

Marsh:

"Hand to god, got there about fifteen minutes or so before bell time and Leopard King was prancing around in his embarrassing briefs over Yellow Belly Billy looking half-dead on his back so, y'know, that happened."

Phil:

"But that wasn't part of the tournament, yeah?"

Marsh:

"Yep, that started with Anders Thunder-SPOILER ALERT, GONNA WIN IT-against Mad Dog Mortimer. Now Phil, as much as I give you nothing but guff on this show, I do like you, I consider you and all our audience just the dearest friends. So y'know what?"

Phil:

"What?"

Marsh:

"I'm gonna save you the details of every single god forsaken match that piece of **** Swede had on this card. Instead, I will give you what I wish I could get back: Time. Fifty-Nine seconds, MOVING ON! We got Hawkeye Calhoun vs Canadian Exectuioner, AKA Anders Thunder but older and with somehow worse stamina than that roidy monster. Calhoun has a decent go of it but I Executioner wins because guess who he's facing next round because the universe is a cruel place and Giant Redwood is a ****ing monster?"

Phil:

"Anders Thunder?"

Marsh:

"He won this tournament."

Phil:

"Yeah I heard that somewhere."

Marsh:

"Then we get Sheiky coming on out here because of course he's in this tournament, he's the ***damn booker, and he spends about five minutes throwing the kind of stiff moves that got Thunder a broken jaw last month then pins him with a **** elbow drop. AND THEN WE GET THE HIGHLIGHT OF THE NIGHT!"

Phil:

"Oh do we?"

Marsh:

"Because <a href="http://i.imgur.com/NeDlGzk.jpg" rel="external nofollow">NEW YORK RED</a> COMES OUT!"

Phil:

"WAIT, NEW YORK RED!?"

Marsh:

"SCCW Midcarder New York Red comes on wearing-I kid thee not-a New York jersey and a big smug grin on his face. He grabs a microphone and cuts...an absurd screed promo running down all the Southern Stereotypes he can while patting himself on the back for being tolerant."

Phil:

"So you're telling me, Giant Redwood brought back New York Red from wherever that poor S.O.B was drowning his sorrows to essentially play a walking political cartoon?"

Marsh:

"Yes, and just after he's done, we get Silencer coming out to spout the usual 'Love it or leave it' line at him that we always get in this situation and then those two have...an actually pretty alright match all things considered. Silencer deserves so much better than he's getting and Red deserves...well, he deserved a quiet retirement but I doubt that's happening."

Phil:

"I shoulda had Shane back on for this..."

Marsh:

"Anyway, Silence plants him with a Dropzone and moves on to face Sheiky baby in the semi-finals. But that's gotta wait because after all this action we gotta have a come down match, Phil."

Phil:

"Uhuh."

Marsh:

"We gotta have a match to really get the fans ready for more, a good wholesome comedy match up and when you're talking comedy, there's only one man in the WMD that can pull that off."

Phil:

"Could you possibly mean...?"

Marsh:

"Yup:

http://i.imgur.com/S7E95jc.jpg

THE GRAPPLE GOBLIN

Marsh:

"Taking on Jazz Funk. Now this got a bit of a chuckle out of me because Grapple Goblin-"

http://i.imgur.com/S7E95jc.jpg

GRAPPLE GOBLIN

Marsh:

"-apparently stole Jazz's 'Groove' before the match and somehow got it in his little sack of stuff he steals, so the whole match Grapple Goblin-"

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GRAPPLE GOBLIN

Marsh:

"-is trying to keep Jazz from getting near his sack, until eventually Jazz managed to waylay him, get the thing, and starts his little shucking and jiving routine before Grapple Goblin...Grapple Goblin!"

Phil:

"I'm not doing now because you enjoy it too much."

Marsh:

"Spoilsport, Grapple Goblin rolls Jazz up with a handful of tights for the win,

I enjoyed this match and am beginning to wonder if that's just because everything else is just that awful that I have to cling to the less awful parts like a barnacle on a shipwreck."

Phil:

"It's okay to admit you're falling in love, Marsh."

Marsh:

"Love, Stockholm Syndrome, same thing. Anyway, with the comedy out of the way, we move on to Anders Thunder-future winner of this tournament-"

Phil:

"I'm noticing you haven't said what the tournament is called, exactly,

Marsh."

Marsh:

"-it's coming, don't worry. Yeah, he beats Executioner in two minutes because nobody wants to see an Executioner/Silencer final-spoilers again-and after the match the two big bastards brawl around in a way that was way more interesting than their match. Now we follow that up with Sheiky and Silencer in the match of the night-which isn't saying much-which Sheiky manages to win after New York Red interfered on his behalf. Yeah,

we're going there with this. Then we get the segment that got the most cheers of the night as Gianna pranced her ass on out and gave the boys a jiggle while shooting some more t-shirts into the audience-one of which I caught and it was a Giant Redwood t-shirt because of course it was."

Phil:

"Did you keep it?"

Marsh:

"Oh no it's going to your house, it's already in the mail, my friend."

Phil:

"I'll cherish it always."

Marsh:

"Almost done here because we get our once-an-event Sheiky promo,

I assume because our Swedish Hero is backstage sucking wind like a fish out of water. He yacks on and on about how Thunder came to America because Sheik's people have already claimed Sweden for Allah-again,

yes, we're going there AND setting up a tent it seems-and now with the help of people like New York Red he'll spread the glory of Islam to America until he personally burns down the White House."

Phil:

"Uh...wow."

Marsh:

"Also Thunder beat him in five minutes. And so Anders Thunder, that underdog, that nose to the grindstone boyscout who got where he was through hard work and definitely not steroids becomes the first...ever...Mother of All Badasses."

Phil:

"..."

Marsh:

"MOAB, Phil. It's an acronym. Anders Thunder is the MOAB Champion."

Phil:

"..."

Marsh:

"Phil? Will it make you feel better if I said Grapple Goblin?"

Phil:

"That's our show...ladies and gentlemen...tune in next month when Marsh brings us-"

Marsh:

"WMD BIRMINGHAM BRAWL! No not Birmingham Alabama, Birmingham Georgia, didn't know that was a place? Me either. Night folks!"</div>

Herrbear · May 15, 2017

Laughing so hard. Great job.

Pteroid · May 15, 2017

<div style="text-align:center;">PREDICTION CONTEST RESULTS:

NOBODY WINS! I'm sad yet somewhat happy my nonsensical whims are still hard to predict, however in the name of somebody getting something out of this, I've decided to award Greylocke the prize by choosing the guy whose closest to Red in age. Your prize shall be in the PM inbox.

Now onto the card for our next event, there's three matches so we're back to the regular 'Pick the Winners' format.

http://i.imgur.com/oIa0sct.jpg

WRESTLERS OF MASS DESTRUCTION PRESENTS:

BIRMINGHAM BRAWL

Birmingham Community Center, Birmingham Georgia.

Doors Open at 5:00 PM, Bell Time is 7:00 PM

Main Event Steel Cage Match!

Anders Thunder vs Canadian Executioner

Four-Way Hardcore Mayhem!

Leopard King vs Jazz Funk vs Yellow Belly Billy vs Mad Dog Mortimer

Tag Team Grudge Match!

The Silencer and Hawkeye Calhoun vs The Intolerant Left (Sheik Avatar and New York Red)</div>

Tiberious · May 15, 2017

Main Event Steel Cage Match!

Anders Thunder vs Canadian Executioner

Duh.

Four-Way Hardcore Mayhem!

Leopard King vs Jazz Funk vs Yellow Belly Billy vs Mad Dog Mortimer

Whoever wins, the fans lose.

Tag Team Grudge Match!

The Silencer and Hawkeye Calhoun vs The Intolerant Left (Sheik Avatar and New York Red)

Logically the new team should win, but this is WMD we're talking about.

Herrbear · May 15, 2017

Main Event Steel Cage Match!

Anders Thunder vs Canadian Executioner

Four-Way Hardcore Mayhem!

Leopard King vs Jazz Funk vs Yellow Belly Billy vs Mad Dog Mortimer

Tag Team Grudge Match!

The Silencer and Hawkeye Calhoun vs The Intolerant Left (Sheik Avatar and New York Red)

DarK_RaideR · May 16, 2017

Main Event Steel Cage Match!

Anders Thunder vs Canadian Executioner

Anders got so far thanks to his hard work and certainly not steroids

Four-Way Hardcore Mayhem!

Leopard King vs Jazz Funk vs Yellow Belly Billy vs Mad Dog Mortimer

Now that he got his funk back from THE GRAPPLE GOBLIN! I believe he can do it

Tag Team Grudge Match!

The Silencer and Hawkeye Calhoun vs The Intolerant Left (Sheik Avatar and New York Red)

I'm surprised this team isn't called 9/11

Hyde Hill · May 16, 2017

Main Event Steel Cage Match!

Anders Thunder vs Canadian Executioner

Duh squared

Four-Way Hardcore Mayhem!

Leopard King vs Jazz Funk vs Yellow Belly Billy vs Mad Dog Mortimer

Upset/fluke win with the other guys 2 focused on each other

Tag Team Grudge Match!

The Silencer and Hawkeye Calhoun vs The Intolerant Left (Sheik Avatar and New York Red) Should be called the regressive left because for once it would be the correct usage of the term Kappa.

Loving the style of this. Been out of the game for a while so will be hard to guess stuff.

Big Roguey · May 16, 2017

Main Event Steel Cage Match!

Anders Thunder vs Canadian Executioner

Hall of Immortals here we come. Flex.

Four-Way Hardcore Mayhem!

Leopard King vs Jazz Funk vs Yellow Belly Billy vs Mad Dog Mortimer

It's his jungle now.

Tag Team Grudge Match!

The Silencer and Hawkeye Calhoun vs The Intolerant Left (Sheik Avatar and New York Red)

Sheik shanks the spirit of America to win.

Chaos Zarak · May 17, 2017

Just read the whole diary this morning and I am loving it... Made my day reading Shane sneer going nuts from the craziness... And let's not forget my new favourite gimmick of all time... GRAPPLE GOBLIN.

Main Event Steel Cage Match

Anders thunder will topple the Canadian executioner in what will no doubt be a match of the year candidate

4-way hardcore mayhem

The mad dog will prove it is his yard... Yet I would love for yellow belly Billy to somehow sneak away with the win...

Tag Team Grudge Match!

The Intolerant left will win here because... Well Sheik is the booker.

Greylocke · May 17, 2017

Ok, I know Anders Thunder is a wrestling god and all....but how can Giant Redwood possibly expect to sell out his show without his mascot the GRAPPLE GOBLIN on the card?? Inconceivable!

Main Event Steel Cage Match!

Anders Thunder vs Canadian Executioner

Four-Way Hardcore Mayhem!

Leopard King vs Jazz Funk vs Yellow Belly Billy vs Mad Dog Mortimer

Tag Team Grudge Match!

The Silencer and Hawkeye Calhoun vs The Intolerant Left (Sheik Avatar and New York Red)

Kitarzu · May 17, 2017

Main Event Steel Cage Match!

Anders Thunder vs Canadian Executioner

Four-Way Hardcore Mayhem!

Leopard King vs Jazz Funk vs Yellow Belly Billy vs Mad Dog Mortimer

Tag Team Grudge Match!

The Silencer and Hawkeye Calhoun vs The Intolerant Left (Sheik Avatar and New York Red)

MightyDavidson · May 17, 2017

Am I the only one who thinks there needs to be a Spider-Man themed luchador to feud with GRAPPLE GOBLIN? <img alt="

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Pteroid · May 17, 2017

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="MightyDavidson" data-cite="MightyDavidson" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="43470" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Am I the only one who thinks there needs to be a Spider-Man themed luchador to feud with GRAPPLE GOBLIN? <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></div></blockquote> Hmm...

Kitarzu · May 17, 2017

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Pteroid" data-cite="Pteroid" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="43470" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Hmm...</div></blockquote> ... Spider Monkey...

DarK_RaideR · May 18, 2017

... Spider Monkey...

Surely you mean....

THE SUBMISSION SPIDER!

Also works as Submission Serpent or Submission Snake, depending on what masks are available at the local store in Birmingham

Pteroid · May 18, 2017

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="DarK_RaideR" data-cite="DarK_RaideR" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="43470" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Surely you mean.... THE SUBMISSION SPIDER! Also works as Submission Serpent or Submission Snake, depending on what masks are available at the local store in Birmingham</div></blockquote> Submission Squid! He knows a thousand holds...multiplied by TEN!

Hyde Hill · May 18, 2017

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Pteroid" data-cite="Pteroid" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="43470" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Submission Squid! He knows a thousand holds...multiplied by TEN!</div></blockquote> And more then half of them are an ARM BAR! <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

Pteroid · May 19, 2017

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Hyde Hill" data-cite="Hyde Hill" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="43470" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>And more then half of them are an ARM BAR! <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></div></blockquote> Many more armbars and variations for each individual tentacles doing it to either one of his opponent's arms.

Pteroid · May 22, 2017

Greetings all, the show is slightly delayed due to me waiting for Greylocke to respond the new prize I offered him (it's better than the previous one). No worries, we're still trucking along here and I'd like to preview for you all a diary I have planned to run alongside WMD, I hope you all enjoy:

<div style="text-align:center;">The scene opens up in the lobby of a sleek futuristic building,

empty but seeming to hum with life from the various pieces of machinery that come to life as the camera zooms in towards a dais radiating a pale blue light.

Suddenly a figure forms out of the light, coming into focus is an attractive latina woman who flashes a smile to the audience.

http://i.imgur.com/Ed7QekH.jpg

"Welcome, one and all, to the Ultimate Battle League. I am Luzbella, and I will be your guide to this exciting new venture from Coney Corporation's Entertainment Division."

Leaping from the dais to float above it, the woman gestures outward with her hands to summon a black and white visor which affixes itself over her eyes.

"Utilizing the latest in Coney Corporation's patented ORACLE VR system technology, the Ultimate Battle League is a wrestling federation for a new generation, summoning warriors from across a myriad number of worlds beyond our own to engage in matches within the traveling arena known as the Battledrome."

In an instant, the lobby is gone, replaced with a view from the stands of a vast stadium, the camera now surrounded on all sides by spectators while in the ring at the very center two very different competitors do battle...

http://i.imgur.com/hsfElIH.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/LCDSaRk.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/5lpFqaV.jpg

The adventurous looking rogue ducks and dives between hard hitting strikes from the chivalrous knight until a mistimed dodge leaves him open to a harsh dropkick from his helmeted foe! The crowd roars as the camera looks to its side to find Luzbella is now sitting next to them. She smiles again.

"As you can see, we are fully capable of simulating the authentic arena experience, allowing you to choose from literally every-"

Luzbella snaps her fingers, now the perspective is from a press box far above the masses.

"-single-"

Another snap, now the camera is in the front row, just in time to see the knight hoist his more agile foe overhead.

"-solitary seat in the arena."

A final snap sees the perspective change not to the arena, but to a light blue colored room across the table from a rather jovial looking man in a whimsical looking outfit.

http://i.imgur.com/Lk480Pn.jpg

"Well hello hello hello, daddy-o, enjoying the tour so far?"

Luzbella giggles and walks to stands beside the man.

"This is Mr. Norton, he's the overseer of the Battledrome, in charge of giving you all the entertainment your little heart can handle~"

Mr. Norton smirks.

"And friend, you ain't even seen the tip of the iceberg."

Mr. Norton raises a remote in his hand and clicks it, causing screens all over the room to spring to life, showing myriad scenes and characters on each...

http://i.imgur.com/Q3Yjqc1.jpg

A mysterious detective jots down notes in a book as a mysterious monstrosity...

http://i.imgur.com/wn0twY3.jpg

...sneaks up behind him!

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A quartet of scurvy blaggards crew a massive pirate ship, a shanty rising from them as they sail the ocean blue!

http://i.imgur.com/7ZNrcFg.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/jvI0W0o.jpg

Meanwhile in a suburban garage piled high with various seemingly alien technologies, an older man belches after downing a bottle of beer as a distressed younger man looks around nervously.

http://i.imgur.com/bkBMyjR.jpg

Finally in an icy wasteland, a beastial mountain of a man steps towards the cowering form of a retreating child, murder on the mind until two boots step forward to protect her, the wildman growls and looks up to face his nemesis...

http://i.imgur.com/nEjUIWq.jpg

"HO HO HO!"

As the two large men charge towards one another, the screens blink out and all is darkness...and just like that the camera is back in the lobby, with the smiling form of Luzbella standing on the dais again.

"An episode of Ultimate Battle League is complimentary with every ORACLE VR set, get yours today, but be careful, because around here nothing is really as it seems..."

Luzbella's smile contorts into a sinister sneer as she goes through a sudden and frightening transformation:

http://i.imgur.com/2oL7hHX.jpg

"And I do. Mean. NOTHING~! AHHAHAHAHAHAHA~!"

With that, she disappears in a puff of flame and everything in the lobby goes dark.

ULTIMATE BATTLE LEAGUE:

WHERE THE WEIRD RULES

A Thunderverse 2021 Diary

Coming Soon!</div>

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