MightyDavidson Posted July 15, 2017 Share Posted July 15, 2017 I only wish actual wrestling was as crazy as that Santa's Sleigh match. Maybe not all the time but sometimes a little balls to the wall insanity is a good thing and I can't hate on a match where the heel loses due to being distracted by Santa Claus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyde Hill Posted July 15, 2017 Share Posted July 15, 2017 Great stuff can't wait for the next season. And finally got all correct again yay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pteroid Posted July 15, 2017 Author Share Posted July 15, 2017 Now, I'm sure all of you are wondering where we're going after this first season of WMD, well to explain that we'll need to go back in time to the far off year of...2014! Yes, 2014, specifically 2014 in New Zealand where a plucky young company is awaiting the end of a kickstarter drive that will decide their fate... Deep within the confines of the ZEN Temple a conclave of eccentric individuals are gathered around a single laptop screen, gazing at a page that is being continually refreshed by the man controlling it: http://i.imgur.com/wCE8Ydn.jpg "We're really close, boss." http://i.imgur.com/Jfu2XnV.jpg "Close only counts in Horseshoes and Hand Grenades, 'nidey, we won't get the money if we don't meet the goal!" http://i.imgur.com/gPFP4BA.jpg "Yarr, I told ye all we should've counted on t'wealth of the sea, me mateys!" "We already told'ja that all your dubloons were chocolate, Man O'War!" "Oh right...they're tasty as a halibut though." "Guys, guys, focus, we're just a few thousand away, we need-" http://i.imgur.com/mgFESZA.jpg "*Honka*?" "No, not a custard pie catapult!" http://i.imgur.com/0GfoaBw.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/XMfeh7N.jpg "A fashion show~?" "No! We need a-" http://i.imgur.com/D3DzvIv.jpg "..." "You didn't even say anything and I know you're wrong! No, we need a miracle, understand, a mira-oh...uh..." "What, man!? Did we get the miracle mirror!?" "No, someone just pledged 250,000 dollars American!" "That just blew us past our goal! WE DID IT!" """""""WOOOOOHOOOOOO~!!!""""""" Confetti falls even as the man called Cyanide blinks skeptically at the computer. "Wait...Boss did you clear this backer reward?" "Huh? Of course not, the fans made this, what is it?" "Uh...book ZEN for an entire year?" "WHAT!? Whose idea was that!?" http://i.imgur.com/fodGG8a.jpg "Uhh..." "YOU!" [insert Superkick Here] "Ugh! But I didn't even..." "You still get blamed because nobody likes you!" "Understandable." "So uh...who do you guys think donated that much money?" "Hmm...it must be a man of extensive means and overwhelming cunning! Someone with a devious mind and limitless resources! We must be dealing with an absolute MASTERMIND!" Meanwhile in California... A mysterious figure huddles around his own laptop, his face lit up in the glow of the portable computer. The man that Halloween Knight speaks of smiles wide as the clock clicks down and the money is taken from his bank account to the Kickstarter... http://i.imgur.com/Xta1UG2.jpg "It funded, hurraaaaaay~!" "CLARK WENCESLAUS GERMAINE, IT'S MIDNIGHT, GO TO SLEEP!" "Eep! Sorry mother!" http://i.imgur.com/4mlREgd.jpg ZEN: ART OF WRESTLING PEE-WEE'S BIG ADVENTURE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MightyDavidson Posted July 16, 2017 Share Posted July 16, 2017 Halloween Knight referring to Cyanide as 'nidey greatly amuses me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greylocke Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 I love ZEN, but....does that mean this diary will be on hiatus for some time? Awesome finale to season one, though. Grapple Goblin's poetry was the only thing that can possibly make up for the absence of Green Machine promos. I'm a little worried, however.....I hope Santa carrying GG off on his sleigh doesn't mean the end of Grapple Goblin in WMD. WMD needs its mascot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarK_RaideR Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 I loved everything about this last WMD show and as much as I love ZEN, can't help but wonder what this means for Season 2 of WMD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MightyDavidson Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 I do hope WMD hasn't died for good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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