WC.W: Yes,the period belongs there.

boydy · April 14, 2019

BOO I wanted Steiner to win but maybe you are leading to a RVD Vs Scott Steiner feud with Big Poppa Pump beating Big Poppa Puff The Magic Dragon or RVD like you normies call him.

Darin Walker · April 15, 2019

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="boydy" data-cite="boydy" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="44186" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Big Poppa Puff The Magic Dragon</div></blockquote> ....how did I never think of that name? I LOVE IT No worries, your boy Steiner is a fixture here, as he delivers money promos every time my middling midcard can't deliver. Raven remains employed for the same reason. <div style="text-align:center;">------------------------------------------------</div> OMG it's happened, dynasty over. New Jack has walked out on us. Well, not really, I'll keep on keeping on, but GODDAMNIT. I had such plans for him. NDK's still here, so the future is secure. For now. On a slightly better note, Taz has stayed, and ditched ROH, as I offered him a lucrative exclusive contract. Until he walks out too. GODDAMMIT STILL MAD. Another bright spot, the backstage jumped 10 friggin points, so that's good. Not great, but good. Ok, I can make this work. Shame about half my tag champs wandering, but such is life when you push without accounting for personality or massive drug habits. We end February of 2018, and results are in for regionals. We are anywhere from 4th-6th, depending. It's not first, so it sucks. More plans are in the works though, no worries. They will not include the Undertaker, sadly, as his contract is up, but he has no intention of working for us. Lucky he's already the Deadman, or I'd kill him. Despite the absurd amount of spending, we are still quite profitable. Good thing, if I'm going to keep on ripping the WWE's undercard apart W.CW Live NDK is sent home for drug use again. Clearly upset about New Jack's departure. 1835 fans are dissappointed in New Jack's decisions in life. Kevin Nash is...never mind, another interruption. Saraya Knights out, and she wants Paige, in a match, right the hell now. Paige comes out, and agrees one one condition. A ladder match for her Hardcore title, with the loser leaving forever. Kevin barely cares and agrees, disappointed again he can't run down the card for us. Rating: D+. Paige has a new catchphrase. I'm sure it's no Austin 3:16 or anything. Saraya Knight vs Paige Loser leaves town Ladder match for the W.CW Hardcore title Should have added "...on a pole" for that extra stipulation goodness. I want Paige to move on bad enough I'm blowing this fued off on the opener of the weekly show. Saraya is kind enough to help boost Paige's performance on the way out, but this result was never in doubt. Now we can get her some real contenders. Result: D- Kevin Nash is back out as the crew's cleaning up the mess in the ring, and this time Jay Lethal and Matt Morgan are the interrupting parties. They have apparently teamed up to help settle their differences with Kiera and Goldustin in recent weeks. The Golden Ones come out to respond, Kiera accepting the challenge while Goldustin sucks on a golden popsicle uncomfortably close to Jay Lethal. Rating: D+. Lethal declines a suck when Dustin asks. In further tag news, Summer Rae and Dana Brooke are out with The Godfather. They are teaming up to make a play at the Tag Team titles no one knows have been vacated yet. Rating: D- Summer Brooke vs Chuck Taylor and Sami Callahan Hardcore tag match That team name is obvious and much quicker to type. Chuck is currently holding CZW and Evolve titles, so he'll naturally job here to some midcarders of mine. Sami takes his required sick bump, but Chuck declined to join him, so he gets to eat the pin. Rating: D- Summer Brooke do their victory dance. Rating: C. I think these girls are going somewhere. Scott Steiner is out with Jesus, as they announce the main event since Nash can't manage it. He's facing RVD tonight, and he's going to punish him for stealing Scott's rightful victory. Rating: B-. Way better than Nash would have been. Tamina vs Jim Duggan I realized Jim hasn't gotten a win here, so Tamina can do the honors. Always like Hacksaw. Rating: E-. Tamina seems shockingly content with her lot in life. Goldustin and Kiera are backstage, as he has a gift for her. A golden mask of her very own. She is pleased by this, but comments on the smell. He apparently forgot to wash it. Rating: D. Now try real hard not to think of why his spare mask needs cleaned. Jack Swagger has an interview, beacause he hasn't in a while. He's facing equally directionless MVP tonight. Rating: D+ Jack Swagger vs MVP This is a test to see if Jack wants to be sober every now and then. MVP gets the win, as he's been solid in everything I've given him. Not that I've given much. Rating: D+ Matt Morgan and Jay Lethal are out for hype, and Matt to no one's surprise can't really hang with Lethal in the promo department. Rating: D. I'm past even disappointment with Matt now. Goldustin and Kiera get a big golden entrance. I can not find a single way to get this girl to contribute meaningfully to this team. Rating: E+ Morgan and Lethal vs The Dusty Ones She is getting better at her gimmick, but the gimmick ain't the problem. My patience with her is. She cements her position as the weak link by getting pinned by Lethal, in a likely unsuccessful bid to make him happy before he walks off too. Rating: D+ RVD is out to hype the main event, and he is no Scott Steiner on the mic. He's not even a Jesus, really. Rating: D+. Has he ever really had a great promo? Rob Van Dam vs Scott Steiner Raven and Perry Saturn show up shortly after the bell, as Raven joins the commentary table with Tenay and Taz. Saturn just watches the match. RVD is close to winning near the end, when a failed distraction by Jesus and a successful one by Saturn are enough to turn it around, and Scott slaps him in the Steiner Recliner and makes him humble. Rating: D+ After the match, RVD is getting stomped by the legion of guys out there, when Sabu comes out of nowhere and makes the save. Which he underperformed at. Wonderful. Rating: D+ Show Rating: C-. I'm actually ok with this, as the show was not as good as I had hoped. Saraya was used too much, but we'll never see that note again. Hogan was used too much to, which is just filthy lies. TV Rating: 1.16 Saraya refuses to work in a backstage role, so she can sit out her remaining four months. I'd fire her, but I don't want to piss Paige off. Join us next time, as the march toward Cult continues on the backs of Scott Steiner, Raven, and North Dakota Kraken when she's in any condition to do so. Sigh....why New Jack, why?

Bigelow Cartwheel · April 15, 2019

I don’t believe we’ve seen the last of New Jack. I mean, he may have kerosened all bridges on the way out but he hasn’t really. I’m sure you two will find a way somewhere down the road.

Also, I lolled at the idea of Jay Lethal staring at Goldustin in confused horror, only for Goldie to completely misread it and wordlessly proffer his lollipop. The childlike innocence of Goldust (as I interpret it) is a beautiful thing.

boydy · April 15, 2019

Scott Steiner is back as the Champ, so happy right now.

I want you to try bring back New Jack and have a 6 month feud between Steiner and New Jack, they wrestle each other every show for 6 months.

Darin Walker · April 21, 2019

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="boydy" data-cite="boydy" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="44186" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Scott Steiner is back as the Champ, so happy right now.</div></blockquote> Sadly not, Saturn holds the title, mostly by never defending it in true Steiner fashion. <div style="text-align:center;">-------------------------------------------</div> It occurs to me I've been too nice. Wait, hear me out. I've been so wrapped up in internal struggles that I've completely ignored the fact that my own workers aren't the only ones who hate me. Most of the promoters in the indy scene do too. It just so happens that there's a fair amount of overlap in rosters. So why don't I get some exclusive contracts going? Oh, no one wants to. Fair point. Even if I offer absurd wages? Let's see what Jack Swagger has to say about it as a trial case. Chuck Taylor left EVOLVE and PWG. I didn't ask him to, he just did. Well, now how am I supposed to job their champion? Didn't you think about that Chucky? The key, as usual, is money. Swagger signed the exclusive PPA I offered for about triple pay. Off to buy Scott's loyalty forever. W.CW Live SIX incidents to start the day. Road agent Sean Waltman brought some freinds backstage, setting a good example for the locker room. FINE THAT MAN. Him and Big Kev are upset. Paige started a fight with Kiera Hogan, FINED! Paige and Saraya are pissed. NDK got in an argument with Summer Rae, but I don't police words or Krakens. Kevin Nash himself broke the friends rule, so I get to piss him and Waltman off some more. Goldustin cleaned up the rest for me. 1924 folks think I should control my locker room better. Kevin Nash is out, and he actually gets to tell us the show tonight. What a twist! Rating: C+ Whitey Vanilla is out next, and he is tired of filthy Quebecois hardcore wrestling ruining our great company. He will put a stop to it right now! Rating: D- Whitey Vanilla vs Sami Callahan Light Tube match And yeah, Sami is actually an American. I gave Whitey the win here, which Sami was not happy about. Getting tossed fifteen feet through the air into light tubes? Totally fine with that though. He's just here to abuse himself for my amusement anyway, so he can job to my jobber. Rating: E+. And that's with good chemistry. Kevin Nash is relaxing in the back when Scott Steiner comes storming in, complain about the shenanagins in the match last week. Kevin's tired of constant whining, so he decides to make an example tonight and face Scott Steiner, since he's right there. Rating: C+ Kiera Hogan is out to hype her match against Paige tonight. Goldustin spends the interview in the background shouting the last word of every sentence she says as loud as he can. Rating: D- Kiera Hogan vs Paige for the W.CW Hardcore title Hogan did pretty well hanging with the champ, but she was distracted by Matt Morgan storming toward the ring. Goldustin manages to fight him off, but Jay Lethal slips in through the crowd and knocks Kiera down with a chairshot. Paige takes advantage and gets the pin. Rating: D- Post-match Goldustin manages to clean house as Paige books it with her title. Hogan is battered but manages to stand tall with him. Rating: D. She underperformed even as a damsel-in-distress. Summer Brooke is out with The Godfather, who is demanding his girls get the tag title shot they deserve. NDK comes out, holding both tag titles. She has that sadly, her mentor New Jack has left to get treatment for the various diseases Dana Brooke inflicted on him. However, Kevin Nash has authorized an new partner to help. Kraken steps aside as Sasha Banks steps out, taking one of the tag titles and tells the girls she'll give them exactly what they deserve. Rating: D+. Sasha does a good millennial gimmick. Imagine that. Summer Brooke vs North Dakota Kraken and Sasha Banks Originally I was going to bring Sasha in as a love interest for New Jack, but this will do instead. Sasha beats the hell out of everyone to get her established and helps NDK retain her title, which is the most important thing. Rating: E+ Chuck Taylor is backstage when Tamina attacks him. This is mostly because I have no use for him anymore, and Tamina's been good with the little I do give her. Rating: E Next is a hype video for Perry Saturn and Stu Bennett taking on RVD and Sabu tonight. I didn't trust most of them to promo, so this instead. Rating: D+ That match I just mentioned Saturn sadly looked bad out there, though only a bit worse than Sabu. RVD managed the pin on the champion, as even Raven couldn't stop him this time. Rating: D+. Can anyone stop RVD? Besides Steiner of course. MVP is out for his occasional demand for a match because I never give him a story. The lights go out suddenly, and a choir can be heard. A spotlight turns on the entrance ramp, revealing Xavier Woods, who is now calling himself simply Creed. Rating: C- MVP vs Creed In debut stomping tradition, MVP gets destroyed by Creed easily, the choir singing the whole time. Rating: D+ Scott is out now to insult Kevin Nash. This is a job he finds comfortable. Rating: C+ Kevin Nash vs Scott Steiner Scotty was of his game, but it doesn't really matter. I kept this one short for obvious reasons, and Scott gets to tap Kevin out on national TV. Treasure that moment, you don't see it much. Rating: D. Kev was the better performer, in all fairness. Show rating: D+. Storylines aren't good enough. I'm sure it's Justin Credible's fault somehow Still a gain of popularity regardless. . TV Rating: 1.34 New big show coming up soon. I'll let you know when I name it.

Bigelow Cartwheel · April 21, 2019

Seriously man, your Goldustin segments... genuine guffaw. I can totally see it as well. If any WWE producers are reading (of course they are) this is how you get oddball characters over.

Thanks for the comment on my diary, btw. I'd be lying if I said this wasn't a big inspiration for it. Please keep writing.

Darin Walker · April 22, 2019

I never stop writing, I just publish very little of it. This one isn't going to stop anytime soon, no worries.

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With the discovery of exclusive PPAs being available with a large enough dump truck full of cash, I'm beginning to lock down some of the more important members of the roster. This also allows me to actively steal lower card WWE guys, as has been demonstrated with some of the new signings. This mountain of cash I recline on daily does come in handy, and not just in my love life.

The WWE seems to be stripping it's women's division bare, as evidenced by my Sasha Banks signing, and the fact that I'm currently negotiating with Charlotte Flair completely uncontested. I wonder if I could get Ric over here too.

The Big Show and The Undertaker have both retired, blowing future plans of mine that they likely would have hated. It's like no one wants to lay down for Scott Steiner or anything.

W.CW Live

Goldustin took care of the lone incident tonight. I love him so. Anyone else noticed NDK being a bit better behaved since New Jack left?

2,034 fans wanted a Big Show vs Whitey Vanilla match

Kevin Nash is not available due to Scott Steiner tearing him apart, so out instead is Sting, who I was quite stunned would even sign a one night deal. Well, I suppose he did work TNA, so this is a step up. He does the card rundown for us, including a six man tag for the main event involving most of the main event scene. He also mentions our big event at the end of the month, W.WC Cells of Sheol, in which every match will be in a cage. Rating: B-. Good start there.

Summer Brooke are out, but before they get a chance to whine about title shots, Sasha and the Kraken come out, declaring themselves too busy with singles matches tonight. They did, however, find someone to keep them busy in the meantime. Rating: D

Summer Brooke vs Nattie and Jim Neidhart

Pretty good, all things considered. Nattie carried the match of course, the Godfather is turning into fine manager material, and Dana Brooke's getting better all around. I think I'm getting good at this booking thing. Nattie gets the win, as debuts tend to. Rating: D-

Jay Lethal is backstage with Matt Morgan, talking about his spot in the main event tonight. Matt is a bit sad he's on the sidelines tonight, but assures Jay that he'll do anything he can to help out. Rating: C-. Except keep up with Jay in the mic of course.

Mia Yim vs Sami Callihan

Ultimate Deathmatch

Sami is made out of adamantium, I swear to God. This was a complete stomping by Mia, followed by his requisite crazy bump and ending by getting choked out. I'm stunned he's still working here honestly. Rating D-

Chuck Taylor wanders out while the crew clean the rubble and Sami's unconcious body, when Tamina comes out of the crowd and chucks Chuck through a table. So now they have to clean him up too. Rating: E

Stu Bennett finds Creed backstage, wanting to make sure they're on the same page for the match tonight, as he doesn't trust Saturn, Raven, or Scott Steiner. Creed assures him that he's here to save W.CW, and that includes Stu himself, if need be. Stu doesn't seem all that certain, but he just nods and leaves. Rating: C. Creed makes a good messiah it seems.

Tajiri vs North Dakota Kraken

Another well booked midcard match, lovely. Sasha is a good manager, Tajiri and NDK have good chemistry, and the Japanese Buzzsaw has no trouble laying down for my beloved Kraken. All is right in the world. Rating: D-. SEE NEW JACK, I DON'T NEED YOU

Yes, I'm still bitter.

MVP is approaching Scott Steiner, perhaps to talk about their match tonight. But Scott's in no mood, and beats the hell out of him. This is the Steiner version of pre-match stretches. Rating: C. Jesus kicks him while he's down too, giggling.

Sasha Banks has a match with Bob Holly next, and discusses it here. This wasn't as good as I'd hoped, but considering the rest of the show so far, I'm not too mad. Rating: D

Sasha Banks vs Bob Holly

Sasha wins, of course. She pushes as upper-midcard, but she's putting up straight midcard numbers so far. I'd be upset, but she's just here to teach Kraken anyway, so whatevs. Rating: D

Matt Morgan is wandering around aimlessly backstage. I assume he does this a lot. He finds Jay Lethal's dressing room, and enters, stopping as he sees a gold version of Jay staring back at him. The gold one does a bad Macho Man impression and then attacks, beating the hell out of Morgan. Matt runs off, hopping into a nearby car and driving off. In the backseat, however, Keira Hogan suddenly sits up...Rating: C-

Scott Steiner and Jesus are out, to do what they do best. Tell everyone how much better Scott is. And with ratings like this, it's hard to argue. Rating: B-

Jay Lethal, Scott Steiner, and MVP's battered body vs Perry Saturn, Stu Bennett and Creed

The plan has been to cover Perry's weaknesses with as many bodies as possible. It's working! Five men in the ring, MVP, slouched in his corner glaring at Scott, and Raven and Jesus doing their thing ringside. This was a W.CW staple, a completely mess of a match, ending with poor Perry isolated and eating a flying elbow from Lethal, who I'm still attempting to make less pissed by getting him wins and stories and stuff. Fingers crossed. Rating: C-

After the match, Jay is celebrating as everyone else fights among themselves, when Goldlethal comes down and smacks him around too. Rating: D+

Show Rating: C. HELL FUZZY YES

TV Rating: 1.47

Post-show is quiet, including Charlotte, who we just signed uncontested. Works for me.

We've reached D- popularity in our first US region, the southeast. Mexcio's been there for a while, as our strongest supporters since the beginning. Still don't get that. But hey, one step closer to Cult

Join us next time, as we get the card setup for Cells of Sheol. See ya in the cage.

Greylocke · April 24, 2019

Is this C-rated show enough for you to win the Regional Wars this month? Or has any of the other feds already got a better grade?

Darin Walker · April 25, 2019

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Greylocke" data-cite="Greylocke" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="44186" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Is this C-rated show enough for you to win the Regional Wars this month? Or has any of the other feds already got a better grade?</div></blockquote> While I have not looked at all 162 companies at war with me, a quick glance around shows a fair sprinkling of Cs and a few C+. So not so much there, unless I bring the pain in the next two shows. House of Hardcore only managed a D+ this round, so at least Tommy Dreamer can eat it this month. I hope it's tasty. On the bright side, I seem to be elevating fairly rapidly despite the losses. On the downside, I hate losing, so let's bury these bastards with 2 hours of Scott Steiner talking. Man, that'd be sweet. <div style="text-align:center;">-------------------------------------</div> Nothing to report beyond some contract work, so let's get to it. W.CW Live NDK leads us off by being sent home for being higher than an old man's pants. She gets a fine and the usual pissy response. She's going to be following New Jack out at this rate. Sting handles wrestler's court this week. 2,162 Kraken fans are going to be disappointed. Sting is out to open the show, having just finished up his more permanent contract signing like three hours prior. He's booked some matches tonight to determine the contender fo the World title. In related news, he's also arranged for a World title defense right here tonight against a special opponant. Kevin Nash comes out, having mostly recovered from his match a couple weeks back, and decides the winner of all the one-on-one matches will be contending at Cells of Sheol. Multiple authority figures, that's what the people want, right? Rating: B. Well, these people do, it seems. Raven is out with W.CW World champion Perry Saturn, and Raven declares Saturn more than ready for any challenger. Saturn looks less than convinced, but does his best to look scary. Rating: C+. His menace is way better than his mic skills. Lance Storm vs Perry Saturn for the W.CW World title Yeah, I'm opening with the title match. When you see the match rating you'll know why. I mostly hired Storm to work with the midcard and teach them a little wrestling. This was just an introduction match for the fans. Storm drug the match out, trying to wear Saturn down. That worked well enough, but Saturn managed to take advantage of a brief mistake and locked him in the Rings of Saturn and picked himself up a clean win. How about that? Rating: E Scott Steiner and Jesus are backstage, as Scott seems to be upset with Jesus's lack of improvement since they hooked up. Jesus pleads that he couldn't possibly reach the peaks of Steinerdom, but Scott doesn't want to hear it, and tells him to stay backstage tonight while Scotty does what he does. Rating: B- Stu Bennett is out, and he's taking on Matt Morgan tonight. The creative team keeps telling me how good he is, but I'm not seeing it. Rating: C. I mean, ok, but not amazing. Matt Morgan vs Stu Bennett Speaking of not as good as they could be, here's Matt Morgan to take his loss. I can't believe I seriously considered him as a World champ at some point. Ah well, live and learn. Rating: C+ Sasha Banks is backstage, looking for North Dakota Kraken. She finds Sting instead, who hasn't seen her, but decided to book Sasha in a triple threat with Dana Brooke and Keira Hogan. He also invented a new catchphrase, which is just what an authority figure needs. Rating: C+ Scott Steiner is out all by his lonesome, and he's hyping up his match with Jack Swagger. Who needs Jesus anyway? Rating: B- Jack Swagger vs Scott Steiner For anyone who may be worried about my boy Swagger being a bit forgotten, don't be. His plans are awaiting fruition. In the meantime, he has his usual match with Scotty before...locking him in the anklelock and getting the victory? Swagger wins! Rating: C-. I booked it and I still can't believe it. Chuck Taylor is...ah never mind, Tamina beats him up and tosses him in a coffin. If you're wondering why there's a coffin backstage at my show, it's because I still plan on killing Sami Callahan. Rating: D-. Tamina's better at acting? O....k. Dana Brooke makes fun of her opponents tonight. The Godfather fails to not look down the front of her shirt. Classy outfit, we are. Rating: D+ Kiera Hogan vs Dana Brooke vs Sasha Banks In my continuing series of booking around absentee tag champions. Sasha carries this one for the girls, thank Odin. But Dana manages to get the pin on Kiera, who is not looking terribly strong lately. Rating: D. Dana is at least improving. Sami Callahan heads down to the ring, but Paige jumps him before he can get down there, beats him up, and tosses him off the stage through a panel of glass a couple of guys were walking past with for some reason. She holds up the Hardcore title in victory. So, maybe it was a match? Rating: D-. Or maybe she was just bored. MVP is out, and he's totally going to beat Rob Van Dam tonight. He always says that though. Rating: C+. He says it pretty well to be fair. MVP vs RVD Man, that was an easy header to type. I should make everyone's names an acronym. MVP pulls off the impossible and actually wins a match he was bragging about winning. It's likely opposite day around here. Rating: C-. I still twitch a little when I see that rating. Jay Lethal is facing Goldustin. Not literally right now, in the ring tonight. Unless he gets jumped out of nowhere like everyone else tonight. In the meantime, PROMO. Rating: C-. Not like I'd ever abuse backstage attacks. Never go full Russo. Goldustin vs Jay Lethal Yeah, no Dustin backstage stuff tonight. Sorry, I'm tired. But these two are not, giving me the wild brawl the game insists I need and a good match besides. Wrestling might not be the main reason to come to the show, but it is a reason anyway. Lethal manages to beat the Golden boy and moves on to the cage this Sunday. Rating: C- Show Rating: C+. OMG YES TV Rating: 1.52 WE ARE SECOND IN THE WORLD. These last few shows have really shot us up. New Japan must be feeling slighted by these rankings. Next time around, the big show. Not the wrestler, just a larger than average wrestling show. Or as Scott would say, "IT'S FAT!". So it's prediction time, so I might as well post a card for you to predict on. Voila: <div style="text-align:center;">------------------------------------------ W.CW Cells of Sheol All matches are cages matches unless otherwise noted W.cw World title Jay Lethal vs MVP vs Jack Swagger vs Stu Bennett vs Perry Saturn W.cW Tag Team title North Dakota Kraken and Sasha Banks vs Summer Brooke W.CW Hardcore Invitational Paige vs Anyone who shows up Goldustin vs Matt Morgan Tamina vs Chuck Taylor And at least one surprise appearance, of course. ------------------------------------------</div> Winner gets a randomly selected prize, which I'll randomly select at some random time. I'll likely not be able to post the show until Saturday night-ish, due to working about 43 hour days the rest of the week, so you'll have time to ponder the decision more than I likely will. Thanks for the read, and see you in Sheol, baby.

boydy · April 25, 2019

Why isn't Scott Steiner in the World Title match at the PPV, we want more Scott Steiner.

Bigelow Cartwheel · April 25, 2019

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="boydy" data-cite="boydy" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="44186" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Why isn't Scott Steiner in the World Title match at the PPV, we want more Scott Steiner.</div></blockquote> He's understandably intimidated by Perry Saturn.

Greylocke · April 25, 2019

W.CW Cells of Sheol

All matches are cages matches unless otherwise noted

W.cw World title

Jay Lethal vs MVP vs Jack Swagger vs Stu Bennett vs Perry Saturn

I personally don't want Saturn to lose the belt, but he's not pulling the ratings, and you seem to be caring more about winning the war atm, and you also seem to be high on Swagger, so if anyone's going to dethrone Saturn it's probably him.

W.cW Tag Team title

North Dakota Kraken and Sasha Banks vs Summer Brooke

Your favourite female junkie and your best female performer on the same team....I don't think they're losing the titles anytime soon.

W.CW Hardcore Invitational

Paige vs Anyone who shows up

Taking a gamble here since I don't know who's going to show up (hope it's Scott Hall just for the hilarity).

Goldustin vs Matt Morgan

This one is easy. Goldustin is awesome and Morgan's a major flop.

Tamina vs Chuck Taylor

Probably the most predictable, since you pretty much said outright that you have no more plans for Chuck. But then again, I wouldn't really call anything in this diary predictable. Just relatively speaking.

Bigelow Cartwheel · April 25, 2019

W.CW Cells of Sheol

All matches are cages matches unless otherwise noted

W.cw World title

Jay Lethal vs MVP vs Jack Swagger vs Stu Bennett vs Perry Saturn

W.cW Tag Team title

North Dakota Kraken and Sasha Banks vs Summer Brooke

W.CW Hardcore Invitational

Paige vs Anyone who shows up

Goldustin vs Matt Morgan

Tamina vs Chuck Taylor

And at least one surprise appearance, of course - I'd go with Tommy Dreamer but I know you had problems trying for him last time. Hmm... Blue Meanie.

Darin Walker · April 29, 2019

This is why I rarely do posting dates; They're always wrong. Welp, better late than never.

W.CW Cells of Sheol

No incidents tonight. There's actually a good reason for that. Everybody got a 100k bonus. I didn't want to lose some key players in my stories because of my usual backstage. Not like I don't have the cash, though I'm trying to not to make a habit of it. Just for fun, I publically fired Matt Stryker, who was still on the books from way back in the beginning.

3,265 fans remember the last time I booked Matt Stryker

All matches are in Hell in a...uh, I mean, Cell of Sheol.

Kevin Nash is out, but apparently he's lonely, as he calls out Sting. Once he arrived, he asked why Sting is even here. The W.CW Board of Directors that I just invented want him to help control the show better, as Kevin has been rather loose with the help. Wouldn't want us turning into the other WCW, after all. Rating: B+. Feels more like TNA to me thus far.

Sasha and Kraken are out, ready to defend their title. I'm just happy Kraken's sober enough to work. Rating: D. I'm not fooling myself into believing she's fully sober after all. I'll take functional.

Summer Brooke vs Sasha and Kraken

Sasha manages to teach herself better than she does Kraken, as she gained performance skills in this match. Outstanding. Maybe Kraken doesn't need improvment anyway. Pretty good match for this group, but Dana Brooke manages to get the advantage and pins Banks for the titles. Rating: D. Finally decided to move the belts to folks who always show up.

After the match the former champs get stripped down by the new ones. Didn't think I forgot this rating trick, did ya? Rating: C-

Tamina vs Jim Neidhart

I, uh, forgot to keep Chuck Taylor around until the event. Just another LOLW.CW moment from yours truly. Tamina takes the dominating win here as planned, just with a different squashee. Jim's badass gimmick improves with this asskicking, amusingly. Rating: E

Raven is out, hyping up his chosen champion, who is sure to dominate tonight. Saturn seems slightly less confident, but still looks like a badass anyway. Rating: B-. I mean, have you seen that facial tat?

Goldustin gets a big elaborate entrance to kill some time. All of the gold in the world for five straight minutes. Rating: B. Even the carpet Kiera rolled out for him.

Goldustin vs Matt Morgan

In the most predictable match where everyone showed up, Goldustin take the obvious win here. To be fairer than I usual am to Matt, he did hold up his end of the bargain this match. Rating: C

W.CW Hardcore Invitational

for the W.CW Hardcore title

Participants were Paige, Bob Holly, Jim Duggan, Kiera Hogan, Lance Storm, Nattie, RVD, Sabu, Whitey Vanilla, and Tajiri. Whew. This is basically an elimanation hardcore match, the W.CW version of the battle royal to get everyone on the card so they don't get mad. I overbooked the hell out of it, because it's a hardcore match and the mayhem goal satisfied the product. Also helped Jim Duggan, Lance Storm, and Whitey's bad performances. Paige did manage to retain, as well as pick up some rumble skills. RVD was PISSED at this booking. I'm sure he'll chill out back with a jay afterwards though. Rating: D. Kiera picked up technical skills, of all things.

Matt Morgan is backstage, upset at his loss. Creed comes in in his glorious white robes, and says he can help Matt with his recent troubles, as all can find true happiness if they just follow the Creed. Matt is dubious, but desperate enought to give it a try. Rating: B

MVP vs Jack Swagger vs Jay Lethal vs Stu Bennett vs Perry Saturn

for the W.CW World title

In the longest match in W.CW history, nontheless. Until I put Tamina and Whitey Vanilla in a three hour ironman match or something. As with most odd man out matches, this one was a lot of clutter followed by various one on one pairings until Saturn was getting on the losing end of a Stu Bennett beating. Raven, moving a lot better than usual all of a sudden, came out with a tow chain and a pickup, and literally pulled the cage door off. Everything went straight to hell then, as Scott Steiner came down and decided to just beat everyone to hell for having a main event without him. Raven grabbed Perry and tossed him and the belt in the back of the pickup. He tried to take off, but Scott grabbed the tow chain, managing to hold the truck as Raven desperately tried to drive away. Until Jesus came out of nowhere and clocked Scott with a baseball bat, allowing Raven and Saturn to escape to everyone's stunned surprise. Rating: C-. Yeah, a no contest in a cell match. EAT IT RUSSO

To no one's surprise, Scott Steiner was PISSED and went after Jesus, who ran right to the back. As Scott was preparing to leave, he fell back under the power of a mighty uppercut. Standing over Scott's battered body at the end of the broadcast: Claudio Castagnoli. Rating: B

Show Rating: C+. Even with all those B ratings? Boooooo

TV Rating: 2.02

Post-show, I praised Raven and Matt Morgan for their performances. Even Matt seemed surprised I praised him. I also hugged Sasha, as I haven't perved on her yet.

We managed second in the regional battles, damn it. Closer anyway. EVOLVE managed a B rating with EVOLVE 94 on the strength of a Ricochet World title win over Cage. We're going to have to do something about these guys.

In other news, The Undertaker has officially left the WWE. On the day of Wrestlemania 34. Still won't work with us, so I guess he'll just quietly fade from the wrestling world.

In the prediction contest, we have ourselves a little tie. While I could do some sort of tiebreaker, let's have some different sort of fun. The randomly drawn prize for the event was: Gimmick change. Pick any worker and any gimmick and I'll give it to them, regardless of anything else. So I hearby award the prize to BOTH Greylocke and Bigelow Cartwheel. Redeem at anytime, publically or privately, and choose wisely. Or amusingly. Or for maximum destructiveness. Either way, have fun boys. See ya at W.CW Live, readers.

Bigelow Cartwheel · April 29, 2019

Another excellent show DW. Very surprised (and happy) to see Per retain.

Re gimmick change, I hope this isn’t too destructive, Jim Duggan or Jim Neidhart (whoever you think is better suited) as a crooked cop, always sticking his nose in and demanding bribes. I don’t know if there’s a gimmick for that. Corrupt Official, would that work? Anyway, yeah.

Greylocke · April 30, 2019

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Darin Walker" data-cite="Darin Walker" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="44186" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Yeah, a no contest in a cell match. EAT IT RUSSO</div></blockquote> WWE beat you to it by pulling that at last year's HIAC PPV, so it's not as revolutionary a move as it otherwise might have been. <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> I'll wait a bit before I cash in on my reward. Partly because I want to see what you intend to do with Cesaro first, since he's one of my potential target for gimmick ideas.

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