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Hi everybody, Pteroid here with another dynasty that I'll hopefully not drop three posts in (fingers crossed). I've decided this time to go back to the one company I managed to successfully run for a calendar year: Wrestlers of Mass Destruction.

 

However, this time we're doing it with a bit of a twist, instead of revisiting our good friends in the Redwood family down in Bogsworth, Georgia, we're going to a whole new universe with WillRock's Rockverse which is now in beta for the USA. The Rockverse is a wonderful project that I feel deserves all the attention it can get and while the inimitable DarEatWorld is working on his own dynasty here on the boards, I wanted to show the greater breadth of the Rockverse's talent roster beyond the borders of ECP. So without further ado, presenting:

 

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What Is Wrestlers of Mass Destruction?

 

Wrestlers of Mass Destruction is-

 

"RRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!"

 

Uhm, what the-?

 

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Introducing everyone's Hero (on pain of pummeling): Adam Nuclear

"YOOOOOUUUUUUUU!!!"

 

Yes, me, hi.

 

"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!?!?!?!"

 

Currently wondering why I decided to characterize you as a mix of Adam Bomb, Ultimate Warrior, and Scott Steiner...

 

"I DO NOT NEED TO FATHER BOTTOMS! I AM THE NEW OWNER OF THE WRESTLERS OF MASSIVE DESTRUCITIVITY! I SHOULD BE THE ONE INTRODUCTING THE COMPANYYYYY!!!!!"

 

Uh, yeah, no. The forums have a no all-caps policy and while I think it's not a bannable offense, you'd probably make it one.

 

"I WILL ROAR LIKE A THREE HEADED HYDRA LION UNTIL I GET WHAT I WAAAAAANNNNTTTT!!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-!!!!!!"

 

Christ, ok ok! Compromise, I'll let you introduce the company if you knock the font size down a couple notches.

 

"I FIND THESE TERMS ACCEPTABLE!"

 

Phew...ok, sorry folks but I guess the inmate's going to run the asylum for just a little bit.

 

What Is Wrestlers of Mass Destruction?

 

"WRESTLERS OF MASS DESTRUCTION IS ME! I AM IT! ADAM NUCLEAR IS THE MUSHROOM CLOUD THAT WILL ENVELOP THE WORLD OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING THAT IS TOO STUPID TO HIRE HIM BECAUSE OF SO-CALLED 'ATTITUDE PROBLEMS! I WILL SHOW THEM HOW WRONG THEY ARE WHEN I BECOME THE GREATEST PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING ICON OF ALL THE TIMES!"

 

Ok, But What *IS* It? What's It About?

 

"WMD IS ABOUT THE STRUGGLES OF HEROES AGAINST VILLAINS, I WILL BE PACIFIC, IT IS ABOUT THE HEROIC FORCES OF THE NATIONAL UNITED KOALITION OF EXCITEMENT (N.U.K.E) BATTLING EEEEVIL ALL ACROSS THE WORLD, THE UNIVERSE, AND THE TIIIIIMESTRRRREEEEAM! IT'S LIKE G.I JOE BUT BETTER BECAUSE IT'S WRESTLING!"

 

Where Is WMD?

 

"THE MOST EXTREME AND AWESOME STATE IN AMERICA: OHIO!!"

 

Why Is WMD?

 

"SO I CAN GET FAMOUS AND RICH WAS THAT NOT CLEAR!?!?"

 

Who Is WMD-

 

"THAT'S THE NEXT POST, STUPID!"

 

Hey, don't call nebulous question asker stupid!

 

"YOUR QUESTIONS BORE ME! I WILL NOW SHOW THEM THE VARIOUS LOSERS WHO WILL MAKE ME A STAR!"

 

Hey wait don't press the post button ye-

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<p><strong>Roster Part 1</strong></p><p><strong>

N.U.K.E (National United Koalition of Excitement)</strong></p><p> </p><p>

N.U.K.E is a centuries old organization so powerful they named the reaction after it, formed to fight the forces of the evil being known as THE BRAIN, N.U.K.E has influenced the good fight in war after war from Halls of Montezuma to the Shores of Tripoli and finally the wrestling ring where the fate of the very universe is hangs in the balance! The many operatives of N.U.K.E stand sentinel against the ferocious forces of foulness that THE BRAIN and his legion of S.C.U.M! Let's meet them!</p><p> </p><p>

<span style="font-size:24px;"><strong>THE NUCLEAR FAMILY</strong></span></p><p>

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<strong>ADAM NUCLEAR</strong></p><p> </p><p>

Named after the first man in the Good Book and the most powerful force known to his descendants, the mighty Adam Nuclear was once hard-boiled ex-Marine turned Private Detective Adam Richards until his country called him back into the duty to participate in the Dr. Daysov Yoor's Atomic Avenger project which involved replacing vital organs of volunteers with Nuclear Powered Prosthetics! The only one of the group to survive the many wars with THE BRAIN'S forces of evil, Nuclear leads the charge into the squared circle to save the Earth once and for all!</p><p> </p><p>

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<strong>PRIVATE PAULINE PLUTONIUM</strong></p><p> </p><p>

The first of the next generation of Atomic Avengers, Pvt. Plutonium not have the size of a Fat Man but she's got all the explosive power of the infamous Tsar Bomba in the ring! Learning under the example of Adam Nuclear, this plucky young lass may be the one to win the day for the forces of N.U.K.E!</p><p> </p><p>

<span style="font-size:24px;"><strong>THE YOOR FOUNDATION</strong></span></p><p>

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<strong>DR. XAVI YOOR</strong></p><p> </p><p>

Son of the legendary founder of the Atomic Avenger project, Daysov Yoor, Xavi has shown himself to be a fine successor to his father's legacy, primarily striving to eradicate the biological weapons of his traitorous ex-lab assistant Professor Paul Phallas, especially the vile and mindless Fleshlings that make up the villain's army of abominations! As adequate in the wrestling ring as he is in the medical wing, Xavi Yoor's knowledge of Anatomy may give N.U.K.E the tactical edge it needs in the endless war with THE BRAIN!</p><p> </p><p>

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<strong>UGGO</strong></p><p> </p><p>

A pathetic and hideous creature, Uggo is all that remains of journeyman wrestlers Bob Fuchs after falling victim to the first Professor Phallas' Fleshcraft experiments. Half-transformed by the incomplete process, Uggo was taken into the care of Professor Xavi Yoor who managed to restore some of the poor man's mental faculties enough that he grew attached to both the doctor and the doctor's new assistant, Addy Poaz. Hideous? Yes. Idiotic? Indeed. But in his heart Uggo is a man of conviction and will not stop until he's helped cure those who have been subjected to the same torture he was!</p><p> </p><p>

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<strong>ADDY POAZ</strong></p><p> </p><p>

The lab assistant of Doctor Xavi Yoor, Addy Poaz has a brain as big as...well the rest of her and the heart to match! Blessed with a keen analytical mind, she is never far from the corner of Xavi Yoor and Uggo to ensure that whether they leave the ring in defeat or victory, they will have gained valuable insight into the workings of their opponents!</p><p> </p><p>

<span style="font-size:24px;"><strong>THE TIME SQUAD</strong></span></p><p>

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<strong>SNOWBLIND</strong></p><p> </p><p>

The result of THE BRAIN's attempts to pull new recruits from the timestream itself, Snowblind was the founder and leader of the Eternal Shadow Ninja Clan in the Sengoku Jidai era of Japan. At the behest of the current leaders of the Clan, THE BRAIN brought Snowblind forward in time mere moments before his death at the hands of Hattori Hanzo himself! However, the founder of the Eternal Shadow found himself disgusted at how his once great clan of assassins now served as nothing more than flunkies and minions to the vile monstrosity from beyond and turned his back upon his descendants to join forces with N.U.K.E!</p><p> </p><p>

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<strong>WARPATH</strong></p><p> </p><p>

An Apache Warrior from the days of the old west, Warpath was brought into the current era by THE BRAIN in order to give him vengeance upon those destined to destroy his people. However, Warpath had no interest in trading one conqueror for another and joined N.U.K.E along with Snowblind in order to save humanity from the designs of the foul monstrosity.</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>THE DASHING ROGUES</strong></p><p>

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<strong>BROADSIDE AND SCURVY</strong></p><p> </p><p>

The final pair of THE BRAIN'S temporal misfires are the piratical duo of Broadside and Scurvy, brought forward to pillage and plunder as they saw fit in the modern age. However, the rowdy pair of pirates held no interest in working for a boss whose goal was the subjugation of mankind which would mean far less chances to pilfer treasure, the two dubious dudes defected to N.U.K.E where they are steadfast if...somewhat sneaky allies to the organization!</p>

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<p><strong>Roster Part 2</strong></p><p><strong>

S.C.U.M (Syndicate of Criminals Undesirables and Madmen)</strong></p><p> </p><p>

The armies of the evil being known as THE BRAIN have taken many forms over the millennia, since the first caveman raised a rock against his brethren. The Private Army known as S.C.U.M are merely the latest to flock to the banner of the vile horror from beyond the fabric of our reality at first in the secret battlefields across the world and now in the squared circle, all in the service of the being who seeks total domination of the human race.</p><p> </p><p>

<strong><span style="font-size:24px;">THE INNER CIRCLE</span></strong></p><p><strong>

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THE BRAIN</strong></p><p> </p><p>

It is unknown when the ninth-dimensional being known only as THE BRAIN (all caps) discovered humanity but its every move afterward has been predicated on its desire to dominate us. Ancient tablets from the earliest proto-civilizations have been unearthed showing entire city-states dedicated to worship of it that have been lost to time and perhaps the very idea of gods originated from this horrific intelligence beyond our imagination. It has even shown the ability to possess humans wholesale with its confirmed puppets including Vlad the Impaler, Nathan Bedford Forrest, and Warren G. Harding!</p><p> </p><p>

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<strong>BASTARD!</strong></p><p> </p><p>

Humanity's struggles with THE BRAIN have ranged from wars on the micro and macro levels, the brave soldiers of N.U.K.E doing battle with its flunkies on every conceivable plane until its latest form appeared with a gamble: As these continued struggles would only serve to destroy its prize, it would do battle with N.U.K.E on a non-lethal frontline of their choosing. The directors of N.U.K.E decided upon the good 'ole American past time of Professional Wrestling and so the battlefield was set. THE BRAIN has not been seen in one of its many avatars on the scene of war in decades but soon it may find a warrior capable of carrying its massive domineering intellect into the squared circle!</p><p> </p><p>

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<strong>THE JUDGE</strong></p><p> </p><p>

The most favored minion of the THE BRAIN'S army, the man known today as the Judge was once a devoted friend and ally of Adam Nuclear and a member of the Atomic Avenger Project! Known then as Franklin Fission, he disappeared under mysterious circumstances mid-operation one day and was never heard from for decades on end until he appeared as the crown jewel of S.C.U.M's Time Travel Army, having undergone harsh tortures to break his spirit and turn him into the fierce instrument of his master's will he is today. After the four major defections from the project, The Judge was called upon to enact a purge of the entire force which he took to with glee, having left no known survivors beyond what is today known as the Gün Squad. It is said to defeat a Nuclear Powered Superman one must use a Nuclear Powered Superman, but between The Judge and Adam Nuclear, who will win out in this battle of former brothers?</p><p> </p><p>

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<strong>THE GÜN SQUAD</strong></p><p> </p><p>

The only members of THE BRAIN'S Time Travel Initiative to remain loyal despite the defections of their fellows, the despicable trio known as The Gün Squad began their existences as vat-grown bio-troopers in the service of the Third Reich in World War 2, however their first deployment would be short-lived as THE BRAIN (ironically having had nothing to do with that conflict, go figure) plucked them from the timestream for his ongoing war against the forces of N.U.K.E. Taking to the conflict like fish to water, the soulless golems in gas masks are almost never seen apart, usually backing up the Judge in his many nefarious acts. With blitzkrieg efficiency and a pack mentality, will these monstrous malcontents win the war for their new Fuhrer?</p><p> </p><p>

<span style="font-size:24px;"><strong>THE PHALLAS INSTITUTE OF FLESHCRAFT</strong></span></p><p>

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<strong>PROFESSOR PAUL PHALLAS</strong></p><p> </p><p>

The unethical immoral PHD known as Paul Phallas was once the research assistant of Doctor Daysov Yoor, faithfully helping the good doctor in his various experiments to fight the good fight against THE BRAIN. However, when the doc chose his wunderkind son as his successor rather than Phallas, he went mad and fled the N.U.K.E base to throw in his lot with the forces of S.C.U.M! Rewarded for his treachery with the knowledge of extensive biological modification, Prof. Phallas' army of mutants have been the bane of humanity for decades! Recently he has been tasked with creating the ultimate ring warriors to dominate S.C.U.M's wrestling war with N.U.K.E but so far has only managed to create the meager Fleshlings...perhaps if a better test subject were to appear...</p><p> </p><p>

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<strong>THE FLESHLINGS (#1 and #2)</strong></p><p> </p><p>

Independent wrestlers Richard and Chubsly Johnson were just two young men looking to hit it big in the sport they loved, unfortunately they found themselves convinced to undertake clinical trials of a new 'Healthy Steroid' that they were told would improve their physiques without any of the ill effects. They were promptly beat about the head with bats and abducted by S.C.U.M who delivered them to Professor Paul Phallas who turned the two young jobbers into the hideous and mindless Fleshlings, fodder for his mutant army and the first step towards his vision of the ultimate in ring competitor! And no they aren't supposed to look like giant dic-</p><p> </p><p>

<span style="font-size:24px;"><strong>THE ETERNAL SHADOW</strong></span></p><p>

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<strong>THUNDERSHADOW</strong></p><p> </p><p>

Descendant of Snowblind and the current leader of the Eternal Shadow, Thundershadow is a legend among the modern ninja for her efficient assassination skills which she brought to bear on the elders of her clan in order to take control and align it with THE BRAIN, who assisted her in making the Clan the premier criminal organization in all of Asia through cybernetic augmentation! Now opposed by her ancestor Snowblind, Thundershadow desires nothing more than to defeat him and prove herself the supreme leader of her organization.</p><p> </p><p>

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<strong>FROSTSHADOW & SHADOWSTING</strong></p><p> </p><p>

Thundershadow's most trusted lieutenants, so named for Frost's stonecold attitude and Sting's lightning fast strikes, the duo act almost as one in battle and are extremely dangerous as a result. Adding to the trouble it is rumored that THE BRAIN's cybernetic enhancements have given Frost elemental abilities and Sting command of paralytic toxins. These things would be extremely illegal in the world of wrestling...but the referee would need to catch them doing it first...</p><p> </p><p>

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<strong>GIANT SHADOW</strong></p><p> </p><p>

The being known as Giant Shadow is the ultimate weapon the Eternal Shadow Clan, a massive monster more machine than man, there are hushed whispers that the cyborg weapon actually houses the minds of Thundershadow's three slain clan Elders who have been mentally enslaved to serve her every whim. Far from the graceful assailant his clanmates are, Giant Shadow is nevertheless very dangerous and should he get his hands on the enemy, his Banzai Bearhug is more than effective enough to secure victory for the forces of S.C.U.M!</p>

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<p>Of course I'm subscribed to this. Oh wait, I mean...</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

<span style="font-size:36px;">OF COURSE I'M SUBSCRIBED TO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!</span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

Please tell me you have Megaweight Ninja on your roster!?!</p>

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THE HEEL SECTOR IS COMPLETE, READ ALL ABOUT THE FORCES OF S.C.U.M!

 

And now the match card for our first event...

 

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WRESTLERS OF MASS DESTRUCTION

NUCLEAR WINTER

Featuring:

 

THE FIRST EVER NUCLEAR WINTER MATCH

THE WINNER WILL BE CHAMPION, WHOEVER IS PINNED CANNOT CHALLENGE FOR A FULL CALENDAR YEAR!

 

ADAM NUCLEAR VS THE JUDGE VS SNOWBLIND VS DR. PAUL PHALLAS

 

PRIVATE PAULINE PLUTONIUM VS THUNDERSHADOW

 

DR. XAVI YOOR & UGGO VS THE FLESHLINGS

 

THE TIME SQUAD (WARPATH, BROADSIDE, AND SCURVY)

VS

THE ETERNAL SHADOW (FROST, STING, AND GIANT)

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<p>Even by my deeply disturbed standards this is insane. Love it.</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>ADAM NUCLEAR</strong> VS THE JUDGE VS SNOWBLIND VS DR. PAUL PHALLAS</p><p> </p><p>

PRIVATE PAULINE PLUTONIUM VS <strong>THUNDERSHADOW</strong></p><p><strong>

</strong></p><p>

DR. XAVI YOOR & UGGO VS <strong>THE FLESHLINGS</strong></p><p><strong>

</strong></p><p>

<strong>THE TIME SQUAD (WARPATH, BROADSIDE, AND SCURVY)</strong></p><p><strong>

</strong>VS</p><p>

THE ETERNAL SHADOW (FROST, STING, AND GIANT)</p><p> </p><p>

My take - Snowblind is essentially a comedy ninja so probably a poor intital choice as champ and the best choice to take the pin. Your roster is probably stronger heel wise so Nuclear makes the most sense. Thundershadow appears to be her factions leader so needs to go over. The Fleshlings get another win for the heels to try to keep balance. That means Time Squad is a faction without a win so they can get a win here but also get taken out by Gun Squad post match to give that faction some momentum too.</p>

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<p>I really enjoyed WMD1 so I will for sure be following!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

<strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">ADAM NUCLEAR</span></strong> VS THE JUDGE VS SNOWBLIND VS DR. PAUL PHALLAS</p><p> </p><p>

PRIVATE PAULINE PLUTONIUM VS <strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">THUNDERSHADOW</span></strong></p><p> </p><p>

<strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">DR. XAVI YOOR & UGGO</span></strong> VS THE FLESHLINGS</p><p> </p><p>

THE TIME SQUAD (WARPATH, BROADSIDE, AND SCURVY)</p><p>

VS</p><p>

<strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">THE ETERNAL SHADOW</span></strong> (FROST, STING, AND GIANT)</p>

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<p><strong>ADAM NUCLEAR</strong> VS THE JUDGE VS SNOWBLIND VS DR. PAUL PHALLAS</p><p>

<em>Its a tough pick, but good always wins in the end, right?</em></p><p>

PRIVATE PAULINE PLUTONIUM VS <strong>THUNDERSHADOW</strong></p><p>

<em>Sneaky Ninja things!</em></p><p>

<strong>DR. XAVI YOOR & UGGO</strong> VS THE FLESHLINGS</p><p>

<em>I'd joke about the what fleshlings look like, but I'm genuinely afraid Adam Nuclear would come out of my computer and powerbomb me.</em></p><p>

THE TIME SQUAD (WARPATH, BROADSIDE, AND SCURVY)</p><p>

VS</p><p>

<strong>THE ETERNAL SHADOW (FROST, STING, AND GIANT)</strong></p><p>

<em>Team Copyright suit probably will take the win here</em></p>

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<p>Predictions</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>ADAM NUCLEAR</strong> VS THE JUDGE VS SNOWBLIND VS DR. PAUL PHALLAS</p><p>

<em><strong>HE MUST NEVER LOSE!!!!!!!!</strong></em></p><p>

PRIVATE PAULINE PLUTONIUM VS <strong>THUNDERSHADOW</strong></p><p>

<em>The heels have to win before the greatest match in the company’s history.</em></p><p>

DR. XAVI YOOR & UGGO VS <strong>THE FLESHLINGS</strong></p><p>

<em>Potential DQ/Countout as Uggo goes into a rage at the Fleshlings.</em></p><p>

THE TIME SQUAD (WARPATH, BROADSIDE, AND SCURVY)</p><p>

VS</p><p>

<strong>THE ETERNAL SHADOW (FROST, STING, AND GIANT)</strong></p><p>

<em>The Shadow are lieutenants to a master ninja. The Time Squad are pirates, one of whom is called Scurvy. Barring a Dusty Finish or interference, this can only go one way.</em></p><p> </p><p>

Having never played the Rockverse, I was initially disappointed at this not being C-Verse like the last one. Then I read the opening post...</p>

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<p>WMD is back! All is right in the world!</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>ADAM NUCLEAR</strong> VS THE JUDGE VS SNOWBLIND VS DR. PAUL PHALLAS</p><p>

<em>RRRRAGING ELEPHANTS! ATOMIC LAWNMOWERS!</em></p><p>

PRIVATE PAULINE PLUTONIUM VS <strong>THUNDERSHADOW</strong></p><p>

<em>Villain defeats sidekick to setup match with the main hero</em></p><p>

<strong>DR. XAVI YOOR & UGGO</strong> VS THE FLESHLINGS</p><p>

<em>UGGO Smash! Fleshlights are jobbers anyway. Fleshlings, I mean</em></p><p>

THE TIME SQUAD (WARPATH, BROADSIDE, AND SCURVY)</p><p>

VS</p><p>

<strong>THE ETERNAL SHADOW (FROST, STING, AND GIANT)</strong></p><p>

<em>Ninjas are consistent unit. How can you get those faces on the same page?</em></p>

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<p><strong>

Adam Nuclear </strong>vs The Judge Vs Snowblind Vs Dr. Paul Phallas</p><p> </p><p>

Private Pauline Plutonium Vs <strong>thundershadow</strong></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>dr. Xavi Yoor & Uggo </strong>vs The Fleshlings</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>the Time Squad (warpath, Broadside, And Scurvy)</strong></p><p>

Vs</p><p>

The Eternal Shadow (frost, Sting, And Giant)</p>

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<p>THE FIRST EVER NUCLEAR WINTER MATCH</p><p>

THE WINNER WILL BE CHAMPION, WHOEVER IS PINNED CANNOT CHALLENGE FOR A FULL CALENDAR YEAR!</p><p> </p><p>

ADAM NUCLEAR VS THE JUDGE VS SNOWBLIND VS <strong>DR. PAUL PHALLAS</strong></p><p>

<em>If the good guy was champ to start, where's the fun?</em></p><p> </p><p>

PRIVATE PAULINE PLUTONIUM VS <strong>THUNDERSHADOW</strong></p><p>

<em>She seems like a pretty big deal</em></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>DR. XAVI YOOR & UGGO</strong> VS THE FLESHLINGS</p><p>

<em>Some good guys need to win</em></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>THE TIME SQUAD (WARPATH, BROADSIDE, AND SCURVY)</strong></p><p>

VS</p><p>

THE ETERNAL SHADOW (FROST, STING, AND GIANT)</p>

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Adam Nuclear </strong>vs The Judge Vs Snowblind Vs Dr. Paul Phallas</p><p> </p><p>

Private Pauline Plutonium Vs <strong>thundershadow</strong></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>dr. Xavi Yoor & Uggo </strong>vs The Fleshlings</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>the Time Squad (warpath, Broadside, And Scurvy)</strong></p><p>

Vs</p><p>

The Eternal Shadow (frost, Sting, And Giant)</p>

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<strong>WMD: NUCLEAR WINTER</strong></p><p><strong>

LOCATION: OHIO JEWISH CENTER</strong></p><p><strong>

ATTENDANCE: 95</strong></p><p><strong>

RATING: D</strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong>

OPENING SEGMENT</strong></p><p> </p><p>

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The first WMD show in recorded history is opened with an unassuming gentleman by the name of Victor Teague, who identifies himself as the Director of N.U.K.E. Teague explains that in order to contain the ongoing proxy war between N.U.K.E and S.C.U.M the two sides have agreed to settle their battles in a sporting manner rather than total annihilation of the known universe. He declares that he will be on hand at all WMD events to help with future N.U.K.E debriefings (read: He's our commentary team) before being cut off by...</p><p> </p><p>

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<strong><strong>THE BRAIN</strong></strong></p><p> </p><p>

Or more accurately, THE BRAIN's voice as the OJC goes dark and a single spotlight shines down on Teague. The malevolent force at the head of S.C.U.M makes a speech to both Teague and the Audience.</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>BRAIN:</strong></p><p>

"In days of old great armies would avoid the uncertainties of great bloodshed through combat by Champion, I have see my fair share in competeted in a great many more of such duels. This arrangement will be no different and I will tell you now that I will break the will of your fragile race through my army of minions then enslave you all for my grand designs! That starts with tonight when either my Judge or the Professor brings home this so-called World Championship and subjects one of your pathetic heroes to a year-long drought where he will find no chance to reclaim it for your side! But first, Mr. Director...I believe your involvement was never in our arrangement..."</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Teague:</strong></p><p>

"What are you playing at?"</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>BRAIN:</strong></p><p>

"I never play, Director, I order, and I order my Gün Squad to DESTROY YOOOOUUU!"</p><p> </p><p>

The lights sudden come on and-</p><p> </p><p>

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<strong>THE GÜN SQUAD</strong></p><p> </p><p>

The Gün Squad have surrounded the ring and make to bumrush into it, Director Teague is backed into a corner as the no-good ****s look to make his tenure as the N.U.K.E director come to a violent and sudden end...</p><p> </p><p>

<span style="font-size:24px;"><strong><em><span style="text-decoration:underline;">"RRRRRAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!"</span></em></strong></span></p><p> </p><p>

The mighty roar cuts through the sound system of the OJC, making at least one of the speakers blow out! The crowd goes wild, could it be!? It is!</p><p> </p><p>

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<strong>ADAM NUCLEAR!</strong></p><p> </p><p>

The tip of the N.U.K.E spear comes running out from the back and dives into the ring, facing down the Squad heroically as they turn their attention away from Weller who sprints to the fortified commentary bunker (Definitely NOT a cardboard box). The WMD Ref comes running into the ring and calls for the bell, we have an impromptu match!</p><p> </p><p>

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<strong>ADAM NUCLEAR VS THE GÜN SQUAD</strong></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Director Teague:</strong></p><p>

"Well ladies and gentlemen I should have known THE BRAIN wouldn't want any official oversight on this, thank goodness Adam Nuclear was on hand!"</p><p> </p><p>

The terrible trio bum-rush Nuclear at the sound of the bell, crowding the hero and battering his back with clubbing blows until...he THROWS THEM ALL OFF WITH HIS MIGHTY STRENGTH! Letting out another trademark roar, the Atomic Avenger grabs the smallest of the three and lifts him overhead in a military press! As the goons try to regroup, Nuclear tosses his captive onto the middlest henchman and send them both tumbling over the top rope to the outside, leaving him and the largest alone in the ring. The gas-masked menace shouts angrily before charging Nuclear again, only to get a clothesline for his trouble! Nuclear stalks the rattled stormtrooper as he tries to get up before grabbing him from behind and bringing him up for the NUCLEAR OPTION (Pumphandle Shoulder Powerslam) which rattles the ring and garners the pinfall for Nuclear!</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>WINNER BY PINFALL: ADAM NUCLEAR</strong></p><p><strong>

RATING: D-</strong></p><p> </p><p>

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<strong>THE TIME SQUAD VS THE ETERNAL SHADOW</strong></p><p> </p><p>

The Time Squad came roaring out of the gates on all anachronistic cylinders with the Dashing Rogues and Warpath all putting quite a hurting on Shadowsting and Frost Shadow with a combination of the devious duo's devastating tag team maneuvers and Warpath's go-to weapon of the Tomahawk Chop! However, it doesn't matter how many cylinders someone is running on if they hit a brick wall and that wall's name was Giant Shadow, who dominantly tossed Scurvy and Broadside around the ring until both were sent tumbling out by his partners. </p><p> </p><p>

The cybernetic ninja then faced off with the time-displaced Apache, who let out a loud war cry and bounced off the ropes for a leaping chop! Then another! Another! Warpath is on the warpath...until he goes to the well one too many times and is caught in the dreaded Banzai Bearhug! The submission comes in mere moments after and who can really blame the brave warrior, with some ten thousand psi worth of pressure in that pneumatic grip, Giant Shadow's clutches are inescapable!</p><p> </p><p>

However, the massive robo-ninja refused to release the hold after the bell rang, coming dangerously close to getting the decision overturned until his compatriots executed a seemingly elaborate series of strikes to his back which caused his arms to go limp! Giant Shadow turned on the others and seemed poised to strike but obediently followed them to the back, leaving the pirates and the Apache warrior to regroup and stumble after them.</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>WINNERS BY SUBMISSION: THE ETERNAL SHADOW</strong></p><p><strong>

RATING: E</strong></p><p> </p><p>

With two matches down the fans were hungry for more action and thirsty for excitement but two particularly strange concessions workers were coming around ringside...</p><p> </p><p>

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<strong>Odd...</strong></p><p> </p><p>

Hawking hot dogs, the two vendors stepped around ringside until coming to a stop flanking one unsuspecting audience member and discussing something with each other...before trying to put a sack over their head and run off with them-</p><p> </p><p>

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<span style="font-size:18px;"><strong>"UGGO SMAAAAAASSSSSHHHH!!!!"</strong></span></p><p> </p><p>

That is until Uggo came running out from the locker room and threw violent strikes to both of the offending service workers before yanking off their their attire to reveal them as none other than...</p><p> </p><p>

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<strong>THE FLESHLINGS (we shoulda known!)</strong></p><p> </p><p>

His fury on full display, Uggo threw them both into the ring, following after only to get cut-off and stomped mercilessly by the duo of dastardly dirtbags! Uggo seemed doomed by his own heroism until-</p><p> </p><p>

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<strong>"The Doctor..."</strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong>

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"...Is In!"</strong></p><p> </p><p>

Accompanied by Addy Poaz, Dr. Xavi Yoor came running down to the ring to even the odds, attacking both of the Fleshlings and the match is on!</p><p> </p><p>

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<strong>DR. XAVI YOOR AND UGGO VS THE FLESHLINGS</strong></p><p> </p><p>

With the ref attempting to regain some order in the match, the Fleshlings attempted to flee the ring and take refuge at ringside. Uggo started the bout for his team, stalking around the ring and shouting primitive abuse at the mute malefactors attempting to get back inside. It took the felonious fraternity splitting up and one of them...er, 'taunting' Addy with one of the discarded hot dogs to get Uggo's attention away from the match and leave him distracted enough for the other Fleshling to attack him from behind! From there the match was all for the Fleshlings, trying deliberately to keep Uggo from making a tag to the good Doc!</p><p> </p><p>

However, an attempt by the Fleshlings at mindgames backfired as one pinned Uggo into a corner and tried to...ergh...forced feed him one of those damned hot dogs, only to suddenly find himself on the receiving end of an Ugly Bomb from Uggo, only the interference of his partner keeping it from being a match-ender! Unfortunately his partner was in no condition to keep Uggo from tagging in Xavi Yoor, who sprung into action as the Fleshlings made the tag and quickly brought the hurt on the fresher abomination with a dynamic array of slams and suplexes! Not even the interference of the other Fleshling could stop him as Dr. Yoor ducked a clothesline and sent him flying over the ropes, landing awkwardly outside before stumbling face first into Addy's...ample bosom. Thankfully Uggo was kind enough to yank the meager minion out of his predicament and send him face-first into a less forgiving surface: The cornerpost! Inside the ring, Dr. Yoor put an end to the bout with a Private Practice Piledriver on the remaining Fleshling for the pin and the win!</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>WINNERS BY PINFALL: UGGO AND DR. XAVI YOOR</strong></p><p><strong>

RATING: E+</strong></p><p> </p><p>

As Addy and Uggo join the Doc in the ring, the Fleshlings are left to limp back to...eugh...lick their wounds in Professor Phallas' labs. As the heroic agents of N.U.K.E celebrate, we head to an intermission!</p><p> </p><p>

<span style="font-size:24px;"><strong>TO BE CONTINUED...</strong></span></p></div><p></p><p></p>

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We come back from intermission to the laboratory of Dr. Xavi Yoor, where the good doc is going over the notes his assistant Addy Poaz took for his and Uggo's battle with the Fleshlings on a tablet she definitely had at ringside, definitely. Nearby Addy goes about her various duties in the lab, Uggo following her like a lost puppy.</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Dr. Yoor:</strong></p><p>

"Hmm...interesting, very interesting..."</p><p> </p><p>

Dr. Yoor looks over at his assistant.</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Dr. Yoor:</strong></p><p>

"Ms. Poaz you've proven as observant as ever, I can't help but concur with all your findings on deficiencies in the Fleshling skeletal structure."</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Addy:</strong></p><p>

"Thanks, Doc, I only wish I didn't have to get so...up close and personal with one of them to notice the weakness in their bones."</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Dr. Yoor:</strong></p><p>

"It would appear that while our perfidious Professor played Prometheus he forgot to realize that the clay he molded lacked a proper framework, this could help us in the future..."</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Uggo:</strong></p><p>

"Fleshlings bad, Uggo break all bones!"</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Dr. Yoor:</strong></p><p>

"Now now, Uggo, despite their dastardly antics, we must remember that the Fleshlings were once men like you were before that heinous transformation, our goal is to cure not to kill."</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Uggo:</strong></p><p>

"Hmm...Uggo smash Professor?"</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Dr. Yoor:</strong></p><p>

"Oh by all means, do your worst to that terrible turncoat."</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Uggo:</strong></p><p>

"Yaaaaay. Uggo like Doctor, Uggo like Addy, Uggo no smash."</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Addy:</strong></p><p>

"Not on the first date at least!"</p><p> </p><p>

The trio share a good laugh as the camera starts zooming in on Addy...and in and in and...why on earth are we zooming in on that woman's cleavage? Has the cameraman no shame has-</p><p> </p><p>

We immediately switch perspectives from a-for lack of a better term-chest's eye view of the lab, with the camera bouncing up and down as Addy laughs. The perspective shifts again to a tv screen with the aforementioned view playing on it, turning around to reveal...</p><p> </p><p>

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<strong>PROFESSOR PAUL PHALLAS!</strong></p><p> </p><p>

The malevolent madman steeples his fingers as he glares at the screen, looking over to his side where The Fleshlings are standing by, one with a noticeable limp.</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Phallas:</strong></p><p>

"Excellent work, my sadistic specimens, tough you may not have triumphed in that barbaric bloodsport we've been forced to compete in, we now have the perfect opportunity to counter that moronic medic's attempts to thwart my quest to concoct the ultimate lifeform!"</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Fleshing #1:</strong></p><p>

"Bweh bwehbweh bah bwehbweh?"</p><p> </p><p>

The Fleshling gestures to its injured leg.</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Phallas:</strong></p><p>

"Oh don't whine to me now, I'm on the verge of victory! Go spend some time in the healing vats and it'll be fine, now leave me to my maniacal cackling, please."</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Fleshling #1:</strong></p><p>

"Mweh."</p><p> </p><p>

The Fleshlings wander off as Phallas throws back his head and laughs maniacally just as he said he would as we cut back to the ring!</p><p> </p><p>

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<strong>PVT. PAULINE PLUTONIUM VS THUNDERSHADOW</strong></p><p> </p><p>

The plucky Private was only moments into her debut entrance when the despicable leader of the Eternal Shadow appeared after a blackout of the lights to attack her! Pauline was pummeled from pillar to post by the pugnacious...there really isn't a p-word for ninja, huh? She beats her up a lot, if it wasn't clear. However, once back in the ring and with the bell signalling the start of the match, the Gold-Clad Girl Wonder-much like Stella-gets her groove back as she blocks a flurry of martial arts punches and kicks from Thundershadow before ducking a roundhouse kick and pressing her into the ropes and rolling back into a pin for a nearfall. One stand-off later and the two warrior women are going at each other with all the fire and fury they can muster, Plutonium's elite army training and the power of the Atom inside her clashing with the dirty tricks of Thundershadow powered by her own insidious cybernetics!</p><p> </p><p>

However, Shadow had something Pauline didn't: Minions.</p><p> </p><p>

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<strong>Pictured: A. Minion, Esq.</strong></p><p> </p><p>

Giant Shadow came storming out from the back just as the Private seemed to have the match locked up with a dragon sleeper, distracting the ref long enough for ThunderShadow to pull out the most high-tech blowpipe anyone has ever seen to blow a sleep dart into his back! As the ref crumpled, Giant Shadow entered the ring and smashed Pauline with a Karate Chop to the top of the head and laid her out for a moonsault from Thundershadow! A shot of adrenaline to the ref later (so much so he fast counted for extra measure) and Thundershadow got the win under extremely dubious circumstances.</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>WINNER VIA PINFALL: THUNDERSHADOW</strong></p><p><strong>

RATING: E</strong></p><p> </p><p>

Having picked up the victory, Thundershadow lets out a heavily processed cackle, gesturing to Giant Shadow at ringside who brings out a-KATANA!? Dutifully he hands her the weapon and as the ref ineffectually tries to stop her, she unsheaths it and stands over a kneeling Plutonium.</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Thunder:</strong></p><p>

"Your resistance was futile, I take the first head in this war right now!"</p><p> </p><p>

Thunder rears back to behead the rookie but as the lights go out and when they come on-</p><p> </p><p>

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<strong>SNOWBLIND HAS CAUGHT THE BLADE</strong></p><p> </p><p>

The founder of the Eternal Shadow locks eyes with its current leader. With a flick of his wrists, Thundershadow is sent tumbling and her katana flying! Thunder rolls out of the ring and glares in it, stopping Giant from reentering and they retreat to the back, the two glare daggers at their nemesis as the one good ninja on the roster sees to Pauline's wounds and helps her get on her way to the locker room.</p><p> </p><p>

Snowblind is then announced as the first entrant of our main event and one by one the other participants make their way out... </p><p> </p><p>

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First Professor Paul Phallas steps out from the back in his black labcoat which he appears to be smuggling something under which he leaves at ringside, glowering at Snowblind as he enters and gives a pompous flourishing bow.</p><p> </p><p>

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Next up is The Judge, decked out in his imposing armor, he strides to the ring full of menace and malice, looking around in with disdain at the audience. He enters the ring and makes a move at Snowblind who readies himself for fight-but the ninja is blindsided by Phallas! The two fiendish villains assault the honorable hero until-</p><p> </p><p>

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<strong><span style="font-size:24px;">RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!</span></strong></p><p> </p><p>

Adam Nuclear comes sprinting out from the back and hits the ring! The match is on!</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>WORLD TITLE</strong></p><p><strong>

NUCLEAR WINTER MATCH</strong></p><p>

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<strong>ADAM NUCLEAR VS SNOWBLIND VS PROF. PAUL PHALLAS VS THE JUDGE</strong></p><p><strong>

WHOEVER IS PINNED CANNOT CHALLENGE FOR A YEAR</strong></p><p> </p><p>

It's a brazen burly brawl from the word go as Nuclear and Justice pair off to exchange hands on the outside and Snowblind and Phallas go after one another in the ring. As Snowblind dazzles the indecent intellectual with his high-flying antics, the camera focuses on the battle between former comrades as Nuclear and Judge trade blows all around ringside and into the bleachers! The Judge is always a fierce fighter but Adam Nuclear is a beast and a half and with the fans on his side he takes the advantage over Judge and beats him from pillar to post! At the same time, Professor Phallas is thrown from the ring by Snowblind and skulks around towards his labcoat and whatever he has hid under it. Snowblind directs Nuclear towards the scene, leading the Atomic Avenger to lumber towards the schemer...</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>FSSSSSHHHHHH!</strong></p><p> </p><p>

Who suddenly sprays Nuclear with a mysterious cloud out of cannister, freezing him with his arm outstretched and finger pointed in Phallas' direction! With a maddened cackle, Phallas reveals to the cameras that his canister was filled with Liquid Nitrogen 2.0! Even more icy than regular Liquid Nitrogen! Phallas smirks over his handiwork but ends up on the receiving end of a suicide dive from Snowblind! With their battle now on the floor, Snowblind really takes it to Phallas until he's cut off by a recovered Judge who bashes him in the back with the empty Liquid Nitrogen 2.0 Canister! The two villains gang up on Snowblind and soon have him back in the ring where they double team him repeatedly! Again and again they slam and suplex the ninja with the Judge snarling Professor Phallas away from any pinfall attempt, sending him begging off each time before Snowblind valiantly kicks out! Frustrations mount as the Judge order Phallas to the top rope while he hoists Snowblind into a piggyback position, only devastation could follow such a move-</p><p> </p><p>

<span style="font-size:24px;"><strong>"RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!"</strong></span></p><p> </p><p>

But what's this!? Spurred by the cheers and chants of the fans and the eternal fire of his Atomic Internal Organs, Adam Nuclear's burning desire for JUSTICE and VICTORY make him break free from the cold clutches of Liquid Nitrogen 2.0 and storm the ring, shoving a scared shiftless Phallas off the top rope and into The Judge (incidentally sending Snowblind stumbling from the ring)! With Nuclear back in the bout control is naturally shifted to him as he lays a beatdown on The Judge and Phallas, culminating in an attempted NUCLEAR OPTION on the Judge that Phallas only barely breaks up, but this probes the perfidious Professor's undoing as Nuclear takes him up for his finisher instead, sending The Judge stumbling out of the ring by knocking him in the face with Phallas' boots and hitting the NUCLEAR OPTION for the pin and the win! Adam Nuclear is the first ever WMD champion, Paul Phallas cannot challenge for the belts for a full calendar year, and all is right with the world as The Judge retreats to the back and Snowblind gives the champion a respectful bow as he celebrates.</p><p> </p><p>

And celebrates.</p><p> </p><p>

Aaaaaand celebrates.</p><p> </p><p>

Hope the fans like his

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<strong>RATING: D</strong></p><p> </p><p>

Oh hey he left, man that went on a while, wonder what's going on backsta-</p><p> </p><p>

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<strong>Oh great, these jerks</strong></p><p> </p><p>

In a darkened room, The Judge kneels in a ring of light, in communion with THE BRAIN</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>The Judge:</strong></p><p>

"I am sorry, Master, but I have failed you. Your glorious order has been usurped by the chaos that is Adam Nuclear and his band of rebels."</p><p> </p><p>

The Judge bows his head, accepting whatever punishment may come his way...but it does not.</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>THE BRAIN:</strong></p><p>

"Noble Judge, your efforts were not in vain. Thanks to you and the good Professor I now know the complex workings of this so-called Sports Entertainment and soon we shall dominate both it and the world in my name."</p><p> </p><p>

The Judge looks up.</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>The Judge:</strong></p><p>

"Master, you do not mean...?"</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>THE BRAIN:</strong></p><p>

"Yes, the time is near and I have found a suitable host..."</p><p> </p><p>

Another spotlight shines nearby, illuminating a man tied up to a chair and gagged surrounded by the Gün Squad...</p><p> </p><p>

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<strong>Man:</strong></p><p>

"Mmmph! MmMMMMMmmmph!"</p><p> </p><p>

The show goes off the air to the desperate strains of the abducted wrestler and the cackles of The Judge and THE BRAIN!</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>END OF SHOW</strong></p></div><p></p><p></p>

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