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<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Darin Walker" data-cite="Darin Walker" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46583" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Ah, there's the Lucas I know and love. Never change, bud. And, y'know, try not to die too. There's a title to win. For me and all the Dangerites out there.</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> That would be amazing. He’s so far off the title pic it’s unreal.</p>
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<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="EBEZA" data-cite="EBEZA" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46583" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Is that a dramatization of a real story that happened in the game, or just you working some storytelling magic? Either way, bravo!</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Thank you. The OD really happened. Bit of a shock.</p>
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<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Bigelow Cartwheel" data-cite="Bigelow Cartwheel" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46583" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Thank you. The OD really happened. Bit of a shock.</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Perfect timing with everyone commenting how good he'd been lately!</p>
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<strong><span style="font-size:18px;">Odd Encounters</span></strong></p><p>

Attendance: 18</p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

</p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">So Mad Dog Mortimer turned up very late. Again. I gave him a stern warning. He didn’t say a word, just flipped me off. Sweet. I thought a rib might lighten his mood but, in hindsight, dog food in his boots may have lacked the subtlety I was going for. Mmm, nutritious marlrybone jelly. Mort was not pleased.</div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

</div></div><div style="text-align:center;"><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">* * *</div></div></div><p></p><p></p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

I open the show, as per normal, and tell the crowd to expect the same old rabble of misfits, except today I would be giving myself a title shot at the OWC Heavyweight Championship. Yeah! And the crowd goes mild. At least it elicits a response from Anders Thunder who storms out and claims that he should be the number one contender. I struggle to stifle a yawn. This wonderful exchange is then broken by the chugging guitar of Marilyn Manson’s Beautiful People… and Katoh Freak debuts. The hall is practically silent. 6 ft of studded black leather and impeccably applied make-up. I’m not sure the high school gymnasiums of the Mid West are ready for Freak. Anyway, you know where this is going – triple threat for the title shot. </div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Rating: E-</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>

Silas Odswald vs Anders Thunder vs Katoh Freak</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

This is awful. Wrestling Anders Thunder is painful but actually watching it can’t be any more fun. Katoh Freak seems to be having fun out there at least, cackling madly throughout. Anders got the win, pinning Freak with the BIG LEGDROP. Capitals are justified. I think I got dropped on my head in this one but I can’t remember. </div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Rating: F+</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

For some reason inflicting a second Anders Thunder match on these people is not enough. I now want to give them another dose of Katoh Freak as well. This show is a trainwreck. Imagine trying to sell this as a line-up. There’s a reason I charge at the door. I rant at Katoh and demand he face me one-on-one. So that’s what’s happening next. </div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Rating: F+</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>

Silas Odswald vs Katoh Freak – Hardcore match</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

If you ever wondered how much OWC misses Lucas Danger then this match sums it up. While there’s a complete absence of Danger chants, there’s no lack of creative profanity directed at Freak and myself. Freak with his androgynous weirdo gimmick is almost actively courting this. Mercifully this is kept short and I wander into a Freak Shot and eat the pin. Boom. Get me out of here. </div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Rating: F</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Clare South comes out looking slutty and I’m reminded how much this genuinely sweet girl is having to lower herself to cater to our baser needs. Whatever I’m paying her, it’s not nearly enough. Obviously. She’s out to interview Martyr who, as we know, has a title defence tonight against Anders Thunder. Martyr is a man of few words and Clare does her best to eke something out of him while appearing sultry yet terrified. She’s great. </div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Rating: E-</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>

OWC Heavyweight Championship</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>

Martyr vs Anders Thunder</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

This is the technical masterpiece OWC needs. Nah, just kidding, it sucks. Though not as bad as some of my other offerings. Once again Thunder plods through looking like a huge, oiled man wearing two left boots. I almost feel guilty as Thunder raises Martyr above his head and then slams him down with all his weight behind it. That guttural, choking scream? Yep, it’s another injury. Imagine lifting a three hundred plus pound man above your head into a Burning Hammer. Now imagine doing it with two broken ribs. Martyr takes the win and is a genuine hero. And retains the belt. Obviously. </div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Rating: E </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Clare South’s back out, this time with Mad Dog Mortimer. He’s been having some trouble lately with Seth Whitehead. All of his own making, of course. Mort isn’t very good on the mic. Truth is neither is Clare but she’s much nicer to look at. This looks to be a nice little segment until she makes the mistake of calling Mort “Mad Dog.”</div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

‘Mad Dog?! I hate that name! I hate it, y’hear? Nobody calls me Mad Dog. Especially not some duded-up, egg sucking gutter trash!’</div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Just before Mort can go all BTTF3 and order South to moonwalk under pistol fire, Seth Whitehead charges to the ring and slugs him in the jaw. It’s unclear whether it was with a stove door or not but Mort can be thankful there were no manure carts nearby. Anyway, this is how our main event begins. </div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Rating: E-</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>

Seth Whitehead vs Mad Dog Mortimer – I Quit match</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

It seems odd for Seth to play the knight in shining armour but here we are. Maybe he’s still sore from the handful of tights Mort beat him with last month. The match is a little underwhelming but that fits perfectly with the rest of the night’s entertainment. Mad Dog screams out and quits to a Whitehead crossface that’s all the way from the Red Hook section of Brooklyn... Minnesota. </div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Rating: E-</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>

</strong></div></div><div style="text-align:center;"><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Show Rating: E-</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

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After the show, everyone’s settled with a drink of their fancy, I take the opportunity to tell my referee Gregory Chapman he could do better. He looks up, pleading, and assures me he can’t. I tell him I know. </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

I can’t wait to fire his incompetent a**.</div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

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<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Bigelow Cartwheel" data-cite="Bigelow Cartwheel" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46583" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>I take the opportunity to tell my referee Gregory Chapman he could do better. He looks up, pleading, and assures me he can’t. I tell him I know.</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Hahahaha! Brilliant! Out of curiosity, I've never played about with the negative post-show comments, how do they work? Are they guaranteed a negative reaction and might eventually force someone out of the door?</p>
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Thanks man. I’ve not had much of a response yet in this game but I think it can build up over time. I’m another game I got a guy to quit after dressing him down in front of everyone. It was totally the desired response as he was the owner’s protege and I kept on getting overruled on my firings.
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<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Bigelow Cartwheel" data-cite="Bigelow Cartwheel" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46583" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Thanks man. I’ve not had much of a response yet in this game but I think it can build up over time. I’m another game I got a guy to quit after dressing him down in front of everyone. It was totally the desired response as he was the owner’s protege and I kept on getting overruled on my firings.</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Nice! I never knew that was a possibility!</p>
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<strong><span style="font-size:18px;">Little Shack Of Horrors</span></strong></p><p>

Attendance: 21</p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

</p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">A round of applause for Martyr as he made it back from two broken ribs in time to make the show. Anders Thunder looked incredibly relieved. I shot him a look but he seemed to miss it. And Katoh Freak (who’d been pretty isolated because of the language barrier and generally being a bit batsh*t mental) made a friend in Clare South. Funny how the lads became more inclined to talk to him after that.</div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

</div></div><div style="text-align:center;"><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">* * *</div></div></div><p></p><p></p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

I open the show to 21 people still mourning DAVE. It was 2007, people. Get over it. One guy is actually wearing a gnarled, old DAVE t-shirt which gives me an idea. More on that at a later date… So anyway, Anders Thunder comes out. No one cares. Least of all me. I forget what I was trying to achieve with this one, likely some sort of personal conflict that can only be resolved by two men fighting in a ring. To be honest we could say anything at this point, no one is listening. </div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Rating: E</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>

Anders Thunder vs Silas Odswald</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Hands up if you think Thunder’s going over here. The lumbering oaf is worse than normal for whatever reason. I let him have the majority of the offence but he still looks dreadful and it’s obvious there’s no chemistry here. Anders, it’s not that you’re not just not my type, you’re nobody’s type. After being clubbed to the head one too many times I kick him low behind the ref’s back and schoolboy him for the win, though honestly, there’s no winners here. </div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Rating: F</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Clare South comes out to interview Mad Dog Mortimer and chooses her words very carefully. Mad Dog is still unhappy with Seth Whitehead, ranting that he never quit in their I Quit match. Despite there being witnesses Mort is incensed and screams about conspiracies. His rambling is hard to follow and he makes numerous threatening references to the UN. Everyone is glad when it’s over. Why did I give this guy a live mic? </div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Rating: F+</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>

Mad Dog Mortimer vs Katoh Freak</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Well, his interviews might not be any good but at least his matches… no, they’re just as bad. Not that Katoh Freak seems to mind. He appears to be having a whale of a time in there. In fact he may be the only person enjoying this. One double underhook DDT later, Mort gets his arm raised. </div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Rating: F+</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Seth Whitehead is in the ring and there’s almost a perceptible murmur from the crowd. He’s out to let everyone know he has a match with Martyr for the OWC Heavyweight Championship and that it’s a big deal. So much so, in fact, that it’s been made a Tables match (no idea who signed off on that one, I don’t care, it’s only the main event ffs) and that the crowd can count on him being victorious. There you go, take that one to the bank. </div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Rating: E-</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>

OWC Heavyweight Championship</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>

Martyr vs Seth Whitehead – Tables match</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

It’s become depressingly obvious that these two are my most dependable and bankable guys. That right there is reason enough to jack this whole thing in. Almost. And yet, as the match builds, it’s clear that these guys have something special. Sure, it’s not noteworthy to take match of the night in this promotion, far from it, but these two definitely click. A solid back and forth outing ends when Martyr evades a Whitehead clothesline and spears his foe through a table. </div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Rating: E+</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>

</strong></div></div><div style="text-align:center;"><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Show Rating: E</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

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Apparently Seth was unhappy about losing to Martyr again and only changed his mind after some threatening knuckle cracking from the champ. I think after seeing the match they put on he’ll be a little happier. He knows he’s in my plans. Unless he pisses me off and then he’s on the first greyhound back to Minnesota. </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

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Psycho Circus

Attendance: 23

 

 

 

Silas Odswald, which is to say… me... opens the show, only to be interrupted by Martyr. I don’t know why I bother trying to rundown the show anymore, literally every time there’s some sort of disruption. The champion stands there menacingly, freshly splattered blood on his hockey mask. Before he can make his intentions clear though, another interruption occurs as Katoh Freak bounds out. Freak’s in energetic form, oddly bouncing around and requests a title shot from our resident murdering psychopath. Martyr does nothing, says nothing. Freak tells him he can name his match. I’ve given up at this point, just fill me in on the details when you’re done. Or don’t. I don’t care.
Rating: E+

 

 

Mad Dog Mortimer vs Silas Odswald – Hardcore Match

In absence of anything resembling wrestling this is just two guys hitting each other with trash. A garbage can, a street sign, a 1984 vinyl LP of Phyllis Nelson (Move Closer, since you ask) - nothing is off limits. Except, you know, actual wrestling. I go over coz I’m the boss and coz Mort’s been a jackass recently. Gotta send a message.
Rating: F+

 

 

Seth Whitehead comes out to tell everyone he faces a new opponent tonight. Even though he’s not been able to prepare to his usual standards, he’s confident. Despite myself I’m actually looking forward to this match, which is more than can be said of the fans in attendance.
Rating: E-

 

 

Seth Whitehead vs Danjuro Kikuchi

I signed Danjuro in a desperate attempt to improve the wrestling in this sh*tshow. The guy speaks no English and after a while I forgot his name so just stuck a hat on him and called him Cowboy Dan. He doesn’t seem to mind and looks to be embracing the awful gimmick with wide-eyed glee. I thought hearing ‘Howdy pardner’ in a heavy Japanese accent might be the best thing about the match but he held his own against Seth for match of the night honours. Whitehead hits the Butterfly Powerbomb for the win.
Rating: E+

 

 

Next out is Martyr with Clare South for an interview segment. Not sure why I keep putting Martyr in these situations as he says very little and just breathes menacingly. Clare gives it a shot but all in all it’s a wasted 5 minutes. I should have had her dance. Or Martyr dance.
Rating: E-

 

 

OWC Heavweight Championship

Martyr vs Katoh Freak – Light Tube match

Well Katoh Freak told Martyr he could name his stip so here we are. Freak looks like he enjoys pain so this may benefit both guys. This was reckless and gory and easily the most violent match we’ve put on in OWC. It went over alright. Martyr powerbombed Freak through a lattice structure of light tubes for a sick bump. Martyr retains.
Rating: E

 

 

Show Rating: E

 

 

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It’s unclear to me why but Danjuro thought it best to introduce himself by handing out pamphlets preaching about his religion. That no one wanted to interact was completely lost on him. Though no harm was meant it pissed off enough people that I had to stop a few from ramming the pious literature down his throat. Next time I’m not sure I’ll bother.

 

 

 

 

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I know your champion already has a horror-themed gimmick, but with so many of your event names being horror-themed I'm a little disappointed that there aren't more horror movies tropes on your shows. A little more of that and it'll be perfect. <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />
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<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Greylocke" data-cite="Greylocke" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46583" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>I know your champion already has a horror-themed gimmick, but with so many of your event names being horror-themed I'm a little disappointed that there aren't more horror movies tropes on your shows. A little more of that and it'll be perfect. <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Thank you man, appreciate it. It's supposed to be weird and wonderful gimmicks but horror would certainly fit in there. My horror game is pretty weak - Martyr is supposed to be a Michael Myers type (was it Jason who wore the hockey mask?). I suppose Mad Dog Mortimer has that crazy redneck deal going on. Any suggestions would be welcome.</p>
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<strong><span style="font-size:18px;">Wake Up Dead</span></strong></p><p>

Attendance: 29</p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

</p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">No incidents to speak of this month. Danjuro Kikuchi kept his religious pamphlets to himself for fear of blunt force trauma. Happily though he did make friends with Katoh Freak. I’ve no idea what they talk about. I’m going to assume it’s me.</div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

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It seems Mad Dog Mortimer is still not over losing to Seth Whitehead as he storms out, bawling at the crowd. The crowd are not impressed by his brand of southern hospitality. One in particular has had enough and leaps the guard rail. If we employed security I’m sure they would’ve done something. I’m so gonna end up getting sued. Except it’s not a fan, it’s Seth Whitehead. The two begin to brawl in the ring and, while I should just let them go at it, this needs ending. I grab a mic and tell them this gets settled tonight – Last Man Standing. </div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Rating: E+</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Clare South is out next. That’s the good part. Sadly, her guest is Anders Thunder. That’s not so good. I genuinely question my sanity every time I see him in one of my rings. Well, ring. We’re on a budget. Thunder has a match tonight with Katoh Freak. No one cares. The crowd become restless chanting ‘We want a match.’ And they’re right to. Who opens with two interview spots? </div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Rating: E-</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>

Silas Odswald vs Danjuro Kikuchi</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

I grab Cowboy Dan to get this one started before the crowd really turns. He smiles and nods. Wonderful. Out in the ring this goes just fine. I’m pleasantly surprised, though not as surprised as Cowboy when I kick him in the fork behind the ref’s back. Good old roshambo. Winner. </div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Rating: E</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Clare’s back out. Double duty, but not double pay. Obviously. This time she has Mad Dog Mortimer with her, also in his second appearance of the evening. Can you tell I’ve got a small roster? Mort’s unhappy with Seth Whitehead because of course he is. The Last Man Standing match is booked for tonight’s main event. Unless you’ve just wandered in, all this information was made clear in the opening 6 or 7 minutes. Who’s booking this crap?? </div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Rating: E-</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>

Anders Thunder vs Katoh Freak</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Every time Thunder steps through a curtain I think ‘That’s what a wrestler looks like.’ And within seconds of the ring bell sounding I’m watching through my fingers as he stinks up another perfectly good match. Katoh tries his best with him and actually does a half decent job. He even took the BIG LEGDROP taking a heel to the face for his troubles. Anders goes over. </div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Rating: E-</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>

Seth Whitehead vs Mad Dog Mortimer – Last Man Standing</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

And so here we are. The match nobody has been waiting for. You’d hope for more from a Last Man Standing match but what it lacks in finesse... it also lacks in cohesion, quality and talent. A fitting summary of these early OWC shows I think you’ll find. At least there’s violence. And tables. Violence and tables. And chairs. And a sick bump off a ladder. Mort fails to beat the count and Seth Whitehead is your winner. </div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Rating: E-</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>

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It may have been that I was a little disappointed with the night’s main event or it may have been that he brings down the quality of every single match he officiates but I had another word with Greg Chapman. ‘Can I call you Greg? No? Ok, Greg...’ He needs to do better. He’s making it harder for anyone stepping through those ropes. People are punching walls. He actually cried. A grown man, weeping in my presence. I took pity for a split second, turning to consider my next words, but as I turned back he’d gone. Upped and left like a fart in the wind.</div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

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<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Greylocke" data-cite="Greylocke" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46583" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Wait, why is there a new champion?? WTH happened to Martyr?</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Thanks for spotting that. Martyr is still the champ, he’s not lost it but apparently I have. Not sure why I’ve put Seth in there. I’ll need to check my notes and get it corrected. Cheers.</p><p> </p><p> EDIT: Right, that's now sorted. I know why it happened. Not like that's giving away any spoilers or anything.</p>
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<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="NewZealandfan" data-cite="NewZealandfan" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46583" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Love the way this is written very well done bruv</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Thank you man. Appreciate it. FWIW I love New Zealand. I got to spend some time out there a few years back. I wish I could've stayed longer.</p>
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<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Bigelow Cartwheel" data-cite="Bigelow Cartwheel" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46583" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Thank you man. Appreciate it. FWIW I love New Zealand. I got to spend some time out there a few years back. I wish I could've stayed longer.</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Cheers man I love it here wouldn't live anywhere else it the world.</p>
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If You’re Gonna Die, Die In The Ring

Attendance: 32

 

 

 

I open the show with some grave news, announcing that Lucas Danger can't be here tonight. He wasn’t here last month, or the month before that. No one has seen him since he was forced to take some leave to deal with his “personal problems.” The crowd seem unsure how to respond. With Danger’s drug problems well known, it seems odd that I’m mocking the guy for nearly dying.

 

“I think we have seen the last of Lucas Danger in an OWC ring. Lucas, if you’re watching this (we tape our shows, right?) I think you need to do what’s best for you and step away from wrestling. Remove yourself from what’s brought you all this suffering. Lucas, it’s time for you to retire.”

 

There’s a smattering of boos that quickly turn to cheers as Lucas Danger damn near rips the curtain off the entrance and runs to the ring. I offer him the mic but he punches me in the face and, just like that, we have our opening bout.
Rating: E

 

 

Lucas Danger vs Silas Odswald

This is horrible… but… it was good to have Lucas back. Blowing spots left, right and centre but still exuding his boyish charm. The match could’ve been better but I don’t care. To the fans dismay I pinned him with a handful of tights. What? I told you he would do the job.
Rating: F+

 

 

Clare South is out next to interview Martyr. I thought I stopped doing this after the last one fell so flat. Maybe this will be a little better. Who am I kidding? Clare asks the champ about his match tonight with Seth Whitehead. Nothing. It’s in a cage. Martyr breathes menacingly but says nothing. Clare pinches the bridge of her nose and questions her life choices.
Rating: E

 

 

Mad Dog Mortimer vs Katoh Freak – Hardcore match

You can say what you like about him – and I do – but with Mortimer you know what you’re going to get: a wild, no frills brawl and possibly some racism. With Katoh Freak... well, who knows what to expect from The Bizarro One? This was a hard-hitting but fairly standard hardcore match. Katoh hit his Freak Shot onto a street sign for the win. Where do we get these signs?
Rating: F+

 

 

Clare’s back out and instantly the world is a better place. She’s got a new sexy dance to show off and she’s wearing a new dress. Reason enough.
Rating: C

 

 

Anders Thunder vs Danjuro Kikuchi

I almost feel bad sending Cowboy Dan out there to meet his demise. A new country, a new language and an enormous Swede with as much wrestling acumen as the vegetable of the same name. Danjuro takes his lumps with Thunder hitting his range of slow-motion power moves. A small package from nowhere sees Cowboy take the win. Thunder looks dumbfounded, although this is nothing new.
Rating: E

 

 

Seth Whitehead takes to the ring, all the way from The Red Hook Section of Brooklyn… Minnesota (I’m determined to get that line over). Leather jacket, bandana, gold chain, toothpick – Seth looks confident he tells Martyr that he can match whatever the psychopath throws at him. And this time they’ll be fighting inside a cage.
Rating: E

 

 

OWC Heavyweight Championship

Martyr vs Seth Whitehead – Cage match

Is this the greatest cage match of all time? It’s unlikely but I’m going to say yes. It’s certainly the best match in OWC to date. Both competitors look strong, hit their moves and find ways to launch each other face first into the cage. There can only be one winner though. A back suplex attempt from near the top of the cage by Martyr is reversed into a crossbody, landing hard... and Whitehead gets the pin. Your new OWC Heavyweight Champion: Seth Whitehead.
Rating: D-

 

 

Show Rating: D-

 

 

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I must have been in a particularly fine mood after the show as I strode up and slapped Lucas Danger around the back of the head. I criticised his match, his life choices, his red tie/black shirt Green Day homage but - most of all – his debt. You want drugs, you better believe you’ll pay for them. I slapped him again and told him to sort his sh*t out. He didn’t even look at me. Pathetic.

 

 

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<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="NewZealandfan" data-cite="NewZealandfan" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46583" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Swap Danger out for Fantastic he's a way better spot monkey once he recovers from his injury.</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> I'll take a look at him but I'll still be keeping Danger. It's my hope that his drug problems spiral out of control and he dies. That's the kind of promotion I'm running here. <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p>
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<strong><span style="font-size:18px;">Land Of The Misfits</span></strong></p><p>

Attendance: 35</p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

</p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">I drag my heavy carcass to the ring one more time to open the show. I’m not fat, well I am a bit, I’m just too damn tired for this sh*t. Tired and hungover. </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

'It’s great to be here, wherever I am. If I’ve never been here before, it’s great to be back.'</div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

I tell the crowd there’s a show on tonight. They stare blankly as if to say ‘Yes, that’s why we’re here.’ All the usual names will be appearing. Sorry about that. I walk off mid-sentence. </div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Rating: E+</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>

Mad Dog Mortimer vs Katoh Freak – Hardcore match</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Wahay, hardcore! Nothing like a shopping cart full of stolen household and roadway objects to take you back to the 90s. Mort and Freak shuffle through the standard routine of hitting each other with whatever comes to hand and the crowd look like they’re tolerating the nostalgia trip. Nice bump to finish with Katoh Freak driven off the rampway in the shopping cart. Mort is your winner. Except he still lives in his mom’s trailer. So, not really. </div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Rating: E-</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Clare South is out with a microphone and a cowboy hat, presumably to try and get to know Danjuro ‘Cowboy Dan’ Kikuchi a little better. She can’t speak Japanese. He can’t speak English. I neglected to tell Clare this beforehand for my own amusement. This is absolute money. Presumably Danjuro has a match tonight. I guess we’ll never know. </div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Rating: E-</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>

Silas Odswald vs Danjuro Kikuchi</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Obviously we’ll know coz I’m out next for another inspiring edition of ‘Man In A Hat Fails At Wrestling.’ This might as well have been the battle of the hats, that’s how up for this match I am. Danjuro, to his credit, is able to drag something resembling a wrestling match out of me. I am so hungover. I can’t remember what the planned finish was supposed to be but I’m about to see last night’s curry real soon and it hasn’t completely decided on which way it’s leaving me yet. I tell Cowboy to roll me up and get the hell out of Dodge. </div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Rating: E</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

We get reports of a backstage sneak attack and our cameraman (yes we have a camera, it’s a little handheld thing) darts off through the curtain. We have no big screen or monitors so presumably the fans are expected to entertain themselves for the next 7 minutes. Apparently Seth Whitehead has attacked Martyr with a lead pipe but this only slowed the masked man down. You can check it out on our website if we ever get round to hosting anything. Do we have a website? </div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Rating: E-</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>

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Seth Whitehead vs Martyr – Falls Count Anywhere</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Whitehead had attacked Martyr with the pipe several times but it’s like trying to put away Michael Myers, man. That scary bastard just won’t quit. The fight spills through the curtain and the referee has already lost control of this one – we’ve got ourselves a match. The two take this round the crusty, musty hall and out into the parking lot. Use your imagination for whatever went on outside. Conveniently they make it back into the building to finish the fight – a Butterfly Powerbomb on the exposed concrete floor from Seth secures the pin. </div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Rating: E+</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>

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I cornered Gregory Chapman after the show to tell him he can do better. We both know he can’t. He doesn’t even say anything this time. I put an arm round him and flick him in the eye. Idiot.</div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

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<strong><span style="font-size:18px;">You’re Gonna Die In 7 Days</span></strong></p><p>

Attendance: 38</p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

</p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">This is getting old and so are you… Lucas Danger looks particularly glassy eyed but I don’t have time for that right now as once again it’s bell-time and the show is to be opened by yours truly. The rumours of Lucas’ drug use have been circulating ever more freely since his enforced absence. With that in mind I decide to go off script a little (pfft, like we have a script).</div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

“I was going to make this a dirty needle on a pole match but then Lucas Danger told me he’d already brought his own.” </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

I might as well have made the old thumb and forefinger shoot gesture. This has the desired effect as Lucas storms to the ring looking genuinely pissed off. He attempts to say something but his slurring is indecipherable so instead he punches me in the face. Oh it’s on. </div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Rating: E</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>

Silas Odswald vs Lucas Danger – Hardcore match</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

I felt the slug to the jaw a little more than I was expecting to. That’s what happens when you call out another man’s drug abuse in a public forum, kids. Sigh, I think I book hardcore matches out of boredom. Or laziness. Certainly not because I enjoy being hit in the head with random every-day objects, but here we are. Lucas for all his faults (too many to list here) can actually put together a few spots when he’s on his game… and botch them when he’s strung out on drugs. I drop him with an Oddlander (cutter) for the pin. Horrible. </div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Rating: F+</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>

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Clare South is out next and she has Katoh Freak with her. Why do I keep giving her such terrible interviews? Oh yeah, I’m a bastard to work for and this sh*t amuses me greatly. Freak doesn’t speak much English, he just stands there in his PVC and leather looking like Japan’s greatest Marilyn Manson tribute. He tells Clare that he wants Martyr, he wants pain and he wants sacrifice. What it adds up to is he’s prepared for Martyr to name the stipulation in order to get the match. Looks like this could work. </div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Rating: E-</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>

Martyr vs Katoh Freak – Barbed Wire match</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Ohhhh, I was wondering how long it would be before we got wired… which, as booker, shouldn’t really be the case. And a throw away match too! Terrible booking. Still, there’s blood and gore and Katoh’s screams will live long in the memory. Martyr launched the masochistic Freak into the barbs, throat first, with a stun-gun type manoeuver for the win. We need to put up a sign like they do at Sea World: ‘The first three rows may get wet.’ </div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Rating E</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Backstage at OWC has often been described as a venerable place of calm. A time for peace, understanding and personal reflection. None of those things apply to Mad Dog Mortimer however, as he jumps Seth Whitehead from behind and hits him with a pool cue. And a second time. Is this feud going anywhere? </div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Rating: F+</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>

OWC Heavyweight Championship</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>

Seth Whitehead vs Mad Dog Mortimer – Falls Count Anywhere</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

A sneak attack backstage with a pool cue is a pretty good precursor to a Falls Count Anywhere match. It certainly gets Seth Whitehead riled up. A tour of the locker room area ensues with Mortimer’s head bouncing off each individual locker and finishing up with a dunking in the toilet. Face first. The bathroom battle is all excellently captured on our shaky handheld camera (check our website, probably). The fight finally makes it to ringside and Mort looks like hell. He swings a right hook but Whitehead counters and hits the Butterfly Powerbomb for the three count. Mercifully this one’s over. </div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Rating: E- </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>

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To the surprise of absolutely no one Lucas Danger wrestled strung out on drugs. I cornered him and ripped into him. First for socking me in the jaw, then for the piss-poor match and finally for another night wasted in the ring. Again. I mean, how long am I going to have to babysit this kid? I fined him but he didn’t seem to care. Sigh. I guess that makes two of us then... and yet how long until I get another call from the hospital to say he’s done something stupid?</div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

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