What if The Minor Annoyance killed Sam Strong?

[BuddyGarner]

T.M.A. invents a time machine and kills the wrestler he hates Sam Strong. He wins 4 million dollars off of gambling before he's banned from casinos and then from using the stock market. With no Sam Strong, there is never a Sports Entertainment fed. With USPW being Family Friendly, MPWF being Lucha Entertainment, and AAA being Women's T&A being the closest things to Sports Entertainment promotions. SWF and TCW still have great success as Garbage and Underground promotions respectively. T.M.A. makes deals with what he considers to be the future greats of the industry. He also signs unusual deals with those who portrayed his favorite characters well into the future when they're done on their luck. The Minor Annoyance is the father of Sports Entertainment. He is the most recognized man in the world. He is 100% overness everywhere. His promotion G.O.A.T is at 100% prestige and has 100million dollars. The wrestler known as The Spot Machine has all the same stats as laid out by the Heidenrich challenge except MMA is at 100%, Flashiness is at 100%, and Power is at 100%. To compensate for these changes his stamina is at 0%. All this power has resulted in a great decline in T.M.A.'s outlook. He's no longer as nice as he was in the original timeline. Toyokuni Strong is now known as Toyokuni Annoyance. Greatest. Of. All. Time. has no TV deal at present but they are holding weekly Thursday Four Hour Pay Per View events. The Road Agents are Mr. Tatsuko, Haruki Kudo, and Nemesis. The short list of the wrestlers they reccommended to push are: Main Eventer- Christian Faith Liberty Sean McFly Skull DeBones Tommy Cornell Upper Midcarder- Marc DuBois Randy Bumfhole Remo Rick Law Midcarder- Darryl Devine Joey Minnesota Lower Midcarder- American Elemental Champagne Lover Samoan Machine Opener- Sensational Dragon Enhancement Talent- Emerald Angel The Rest: Main Eventer- BLZ Bubb Bruce the Giant T.M.A. Upper Midcarder- Angry Gilmore Bryan Vessey Buddy Garner Jack Bruce Joe Sexy Rich Money Troy Tornado Midcarder- Acid Cliff Wilson Dan Stone Jr. Hell Monkey Yoshimi Mushashibo Lower Midcarder- Nicolas Lopez Remmy Skye Tadiyuki Kikkakawa Opener- PRIDE Koiso Sensational Ogiwara Toshiharu Hyobanshi Enhancement Talent- The Spot Master

[juggaloninjalee]

Holy crap! The Minor Annoyance is a genius! I think this will be a great read. This is a good spin on the Cornellverse. I wasn't much of a Sam Strong fan anyways.

[EdRock]

Brilliance. Absolute brilliance. This should be a very fun read.

[BuddyGarner]

The first of many weekly pay-per-view shows has begun. The event is tentatively titled G.O.A.T. weekly legends bash. And so it begins.... Peter Michaels: Hello and welcome to the first of many G.O.A.T. PPVs. This opening round matchup will feature the golden boy of the Japanese high flying scene, Emerald Angel. Shane Sneer: And don't forget the golden boy for psychopath's everywhere, The Spot Master. Peter Michaels: Whether you're watching this on the internet Pre-Show, watching the first G.O.A.T. DVD, or reading the results online you're in for a real high flying match. [I]Emerald Angel stretches out in the ring while The Spot Master warms up by hitting himself with beer bottles[/I] [B]DING! DING![/B] [I]Emerald Angel looks to lock up with T.S.M. but instead Mr. Spot heads outside the ring and grabs a ladder from under it. Mr. Spot climbs to the top of the ladder and performs a 630 splash onto the announce table. [/I] Peter Michaels: Oh my god! He almost hit me, the guy is a liability. Shane Sneer: I don't know, I think this guy might deserve a spot in the Sneer Corporation. [B]Winner by Countout-Emerald Angel, Grade-E[/B] [I]His name is Yoshimi Mushashibo... His deadly move is the Yoshimi lock which has yet to be broken in Japan... His pride is so incredible that he refuses to use the bottom rope to break a submission hold. If the referee dares to break an illegal move such as a choke in a match against him, he'll beat the ref up after the match. Unbeatable submission moves... Unstoppable will... Coming soon.[/I] [B]Grade: D[/B] American Elemental: Hi, my name is American Elemental and I'm here to make an open challenge to the entire G.O.A.T. Locker Room. [I]Tadiyuki Kikkakawa's music plays as he hits the ring[/I] Peter Michaels: In this promotion, there are so many great wrestlers, you never know who to expect from the back. In this case, Kikkakawa arrives, a man who doesn't know that wrestling is fake. A man that doesn't care about pinfalls and submissions and who just wants to beat the holy hell out of his opponents. He doesn't know english. Hell, I don't think he even knows Japenise. The only language he knows is the language of blood. [B]Grade: C-[/B] [B]A narrow Victory of American Elemental over Tadiyuki Kikkakawa. Grade: C- [/B] Peter Michaels: And now the night truly begins. We have Joey Independent. The best of the indy feds. Joey Minnesota. Then we have the best of females who don't have breasts wrestling Sensational Ogiwara. [B]Victor: Joey Minnesota Grade: C+[/B] [I]Joe Sexy is posing in the mirror when Jack Bruce punches him in the arm[/I] Jack Bruce: My latest hit has got me thousands of chicks but yet it's Joe Sexy rather than Jack Sexy. All my tracks are repetitive and I can't sing a note in tune. I invented the difference between G sharp and A flat. My point is that smark fans in the front row boo the holy hell out of us but we're adored by millions. We are the definition of the two men of Sports Entertainment. We were born to fued. Joe Sexy: Joe sexy. Joe good. Joe win. Joe does not turn down opportunities to fued. You had me at chicks, bro. [B]Grade: A[/B] Peter Michaels: We return from another time wasting segment to bring you an important announcement in the ring from Christian Faith. Christain Faith: BLZ Bubb is the one who robs wrestlers souls from going to heaven and takes them to hell. I can't challenge BLZ Bubb to a match because if I lose there will be no one to fight to get wrestlers into heaven. I figure earth is better than hell so I'm going to shoot the messenger. I'm going to take out Skull DeBones. I'm going to take out Death. The voice of Christianity is going to take on the Grim Reaper. [B]Grade: A[/B] [B]Dan Stone Jr. defeats The Samoan Machine. Grade: D[/B] [I]Rick Law pushes Rich Money against his locker.[/I] Rick Law: Tell me about any crimes that are going on! Rich Money: I swear coppa! I don't know anything. Rick Law: You're the biggest rat around. There's tons of scumbags in this promotion. You've had to heard something. Rich Money: I swear I don't know nothing. Rick Law: Alright, this is going to get old fast. Rich Money: I agree but you're already too late. It'll take you ten minutes to rescue Emma Chase from getting kidnapped by Nemesis and Emma is scheduled to be kidnapped in five. [B]B-[/B] Emma Chase shoots T-Shirts. [B]B+[/B] As foretold, by Rich Money Nemesis ran into the ring and kidnapped Easy Emma. [B]B-[/B] Peter Michaels: Okay, whatever. Shane Sneer: You're only saying that because Easy Emma wouldn't go out with you. Peter Michaels: Like hell she wouldn't, I'm the most known go in the wrestling world. Shane Sneer: Yeah but nobody gives a crap about announcers. Women want Quality not Quantity Mike. That's why the Sneer Coporation has been providing quality products for the last twenty years. Peter Michaels: Anyways in the ring right now we have Joey Minnesota yet again. Shane Sneer: Man the guy who booked him accidentally in two matches is sure going to get fired. Peter Michaels: Well obviously he was just looking for a random fellow to go up against the legendary Tom Angry Gilmore. Five foot six with an extra disc in his spinal column. He has a seven foot wing span, ten inch long hands, 18 inch long by six inch wide feet, and weighing in at 226 pounds. The guy lacks power because his arms are too long for his torso but he can easily reach the ropes and is a good one to have in tag matches. Shane Sneer: The guy is an enygma for breaking the height wingspan correlation along with T-Rex the six foot seven monster who gets his name because of his five foot four wings. Peter Michaels: And while we were talking, the match is over. Angry Gilmore has gone over Joey Minnesota. [B]B-[/B] Marc DuBois: I've formed a partner here with Randy Bumfhole cause we're two youngsters who need a lift to the top of this wrestling promotion and being in a tag team will help us stand out from all these singletons. Remo: Remo POWAAAAHHH! Marc DuBois: What the hell you're not Randy Bumfhole? Remo: If you don't want the POWWWWAAAHHH, I have better places to be. Marc DuBois: Okay, we're trying this again next week. Peter Michaels: Damn, that's the second booking mistake of the night. Shane Sneer: I'm counting a lot more than that. [B]B-[/B] [I]Liberty takes his time getting to the ring whilst working the crowd whilst wearing a LOUD hawaiin shirt[/I] Liberty: COWABUNGA! Yo dudes, there's like a bunch of asian dudes in the back. Killa! So like I ask em if they're here to wrestle or do math or something. So like I see this dudes paycheck and I divide his salary by zero and then multiply it by the square root of negative one. And he gives me a look like that's not cool. So dudes, stay in school. [B]A[/B] [U]Marc DuBois dominates his entire matchb against Nobuatso Tatsuko but cheats for the hell of it just for the sake of cheating to piss off the crowd[/U] [B]C+[/B] [I]Cornell makes his way to the ring to a bunch of cheers after the DuBois Tatsuko match[/I] Peter Michaels: For those of you who don't know, Cornell always gets cheered because he hates getting cheers. He likes being told that he sucks. He absolutely abhors compliments of all kinds. He used to work for USPW and got fired because the smark fans always cheered him when he was a heel. He totally messed up their face heel dynamic. In a match against Captain USA, CAPTAIN USA GOT BOOED cause of him. Now the internet junkies hate him because of his finishing move the Guilt Trip. The Guilt Trip is frankly pathetic compared to other more dazzling finishing moves. Shane Sneer: So in short, the fans cheer him and chant his name to piss him off. Cornell: McFly, it's time. Fantasy Leagues have booked us against each other for years. I don't need to make a long winded explanation of why this match should be. But if for some reason you need a reason to fight me. I had an affair with Tamara McFly. I'm the one who got your son expelled from school. I'm a bad, bad man McFly. So make like a Fly on the wall and watch your own destruction as I put you in the Guilt Trip! CROWD: Guilt Trip sucks! Guilt Trip sucks!!!! Cornell: Screw you. The guilt trip gets the job done. CROWD: Cornell's awesome!!!! Cornell's awesome!!! Cornell: I hate you fans! I'm going back to the U.K. I'm going to join ROF and do nothing but kicks and arm bars and call it psychology! [B]A[/B] Cornell: But enough about McFly. I need a tune up match. I need a match where I can rest my feet on the ropes and do nothing but drop kicks and suplexes and cover my opponent every five seconds while the announcer tries to convince you that those moves were near falls. Then I'm going to trap my opponent in a headlock while he shakes his fist while you friggin' American idits chant U.S.A. If you morons want cool moves like a running Senton Plancha watch some Mexican spotfest. Open tune up challenge people. Less go. [B]B+[/B] [U]BLZ Bubb sends Troy Tornado straight to hell in a ball of flames in an Inferno match[/U] [B]B+[/B] Cornell: On second thought, another important element of psychology is where I beat up on one opponent in the ring while he desperately tries to make a tag for the next twenty minutes. So this isn't an open challenge for a singles match. This is an open challenge for a HANDICAP match! [B]B+[/B] [U]Cornell goes up against the team of Bryan Vessey and Buddy Garner. The crowd BOOs when Cornell wins the match by submitting Buddy Garner with the Guilt Trip[/U] [B]A*[/B] [U]Skull DeBones dresses as the Grim Reaper and leads Bruce the Giant into the realm of death[/U] [B]A[/B] Video: T.M.A. the unstoppable force. The brawler who has never submitted never even had a near fall against him. His shoulders have never touched the ground. No move has ever landed on him goes up against the multi-time World Champion Sean McFly. [B]A*[/B] Video: Mr. Annoyance first became a wreslter at 10 years old. In his first match he completely dominated a sixty man battle royal in MPWF. MPWF the Lucha Entertainment federation was the inspiration for G.O.A.T. the first ever Sports Entertainment promotion. T.M.A. the self made millionare who seemed to know what was going to happen before it happened formed hundreds of connections and rose to the top of the wrestling world. He has held every single singles title and has never been defeated. Moves don't seem to hurt him. T.M.A. cannot be stopped. [B]A*[/B] Liberty: So like.....I go back to the locker room again....COWABUNGA...and there's like totally a bunch people there.....SUPERSTA!!!!!....and I AM THE CATCHPHRASE, I AM THE WALRUS!!!!.....KILLA, DUDES!!!! [I]Liberty rips off his hawaiin shirt, throws a surfboard into the crowd, and leaves the ring[/I] [B]A*[/B] [U]Remo goes over Jack Bruce[/U] [B]A*[/B] Video: Next week, Haruki Kudo, the legendary japanese Samurai, the father of Strong Style goes up against the wrestling savant Liberty. The man has taken thousands of bumps. But the Californian surfer dude still remains high on life. Can Hooded Kudo chop the beach boy into submission? Find out. [B]B[/B] [U]Champagne Lover makes Christian Faith look good in the ring when Faith dominates the mexican phenom[/U] [B]B[/B] [U]T.M.A. and Sean McFly do not click period. Annoyance dominated the Buried Alive match with NOTBPWer not being able to land a single move on the most powerful man in the wrestling world. A well timed kick knocks McFly to the ground and The Minor quickly buries Seanie Boy. T.M.A. wins the G.O.A.T. Absolute Champion title.[/U] [B]B+[/B] Attendance: 63,581 PPV Buys: 70,615 Held: Enormous Great Lakes Arena Show Rating: B