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This diary/dynasty uses the Death of the WWE stats pack, available in the Mods section. I will be playing as the WWE, attempting to bring it back to it's former glory. For those of you that are unfamiliar with the stats pack, I'm posting the readme file on this post to provide a history. Because it's not covered in the read me, I'm making up the important matches from the WM22 card: Hulk Hogan def John Cena for the WWE World Championship Rob Conway def Carlito, Rene Dupree and Mr. Grenier to retain the Intercontinental Championship MNM def The Representatives (Mr. Tomko and Mr. Taylor) to retain the World Tag Team Championships The Undertaker def JBL in a Last Man Standing match (Taker returned at No Way Out, reborn, again.) Big Show def Triple H by DQ. (Trips hit him with a sledgehammer when he thought the ref couldn't see.) And the diary will begin just before the first RAW after WrestleMania.
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[B]Monday, Week 1, April, 2006 2:12am[/B] Vince McMahon was a broken man. There was no way out of it this time, the WWE, his child, was done for. He began his nightly stagger from his personal bar to his bedroom, when the phone rang. [I]‘Now who the hell would ring at this hour?’[/I] He thinks to himself, answering the phone. “Hello?” He says, cautiously. “Vince. I haven’t called at a bad time have I?” The unfamiliar voice on the other end of the line asks. “It’s… 2 in the morning. *Hic* Yes it’s a bad time. Who the he- *hic* hell is this?” Vince is getting pissed. “I’m the man who’s going to save your company. You don’t need to know who I am, just listen to everything I have to say, trust me, things are going to get better.” “Is this some kind of a joke? You honestly think that I need your help?” Vince almost sobers up for a second in his rage. “Yes I do. And honestly, what more do you have to lose? You’re in so much debt that you’ll try almost anything, so listen up.” Vince sighed. “Fine, what do you have to say?” “First of all, Hogan needs to drop the title. Understand? Put him in a program with Edge, and have Edge win the title by the end of it. The moment Hogan’s contract runs out, he’s gone. He costs too much money, and let WCW or TNA have him. Secondly, the tag-team division. Honestly, you have 2 teams. MNM and the various combinations of the Representatives. Speaking of the Reps, why is Mr Taylor a Face and the others heels? Now, to deal with the tag team situation… Raid the indies, or at least, the indies that are still beneath you. I’ve got a couple of names in mind actually. Don’t be tempted to hire big names, they’re not worth the money. And for god sake, don’t get too many huge guys, they tend to be crappy in the ring.” “But they draw fans…” Vince complains. “Ok, get one or two, but you need to remember, little guys make credible champions too. Trust me. Now here’s who you have to hire…” Vince began writing down a list. [B] 10:45pm[/B] Vince strolls into the locker-room. ”No doubt you’ve read the schedule for tonight, and I’m sure some of you aren’t happy.” He says. Hulk Hogan stands up and towers over him. “Why the hell am I in a program with Copeland? I’m what made this company great. I’m what will ensure the greatness continues. And I’m in a program with Edge? He should be fighting Conway. Or put him in a team with his buddy Reso again.” Hogan is visibly pissed off. “Jay Reso has been working for TNA for months. Pay attention to something other than your own over-inflated ego for once in your life Terry. Edge is looking to become a major-league heel, and we need to put him in a program with a huge face to ensure it. So stop complaining.” Vince orders. “Anyone else?” He asks, beginning to turn red. A couple of people don’t look happy, but they keep their mouths shut, they don’t want to piss off the boss any more than they have. “Good. This company has hit rock-bottom, and everyone has to do exactly what I say if they want to keep it that way. Understand? I need everyone behind me if we’re to get out of debt and beat WCW again. Next week we’re likely to have a good deal more wrestlers in the locker-room, so I want you to make them welcome. Some of them you’ll all know, some of them you won’t. I don’t care. We’re bringing WWE back from the brink. We’re going to war. You are my soldiers, and they’re my reinforcements. Now go out there and put on the best show you’ve ever put on.” Vince finishes his pep-talk and heads towards the ring. [I]‘Time to get this over with…’[/I] He thinks to himself.
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[B]Monday, Week 1, April, 2006 2:12am[/B] Vince McMahon was a broken man. There was no way out of it this time, the WWE, his child, was done for. He began his nightly stagger from his personal bar to his bedroom, when the phone rang. [I]‘Now who the hell would ring at this hour?’[/I] He thinks to himself, answering the phone. “Hello?” He says, cautiously. “Vince. I haven’t called at a bad time have I?” The unfamiliar voice on the other end of the line asks. “It’s… 2 in the morning. *Hic* Yes it’s a bad time. Who the he- *hic* hell is this?” Vince is getting pissed. “I’m the man who’s going to save your company. You don’t need to know who I am, just listen to everything I have to say, trust me, things are going to get better.” “Is this some kind of a joke? You honestly think that I need your help?” Vince almost sobers up for a second in his rage. “Yes I do. And honestly, what more do you have to lose? You’re in so much debt that you’ll try almost anything, so listen up.” Vince sighed. “Fine, what do you have to say?” “First of all, Hogan needs to drop the title. Understand? Put him in a program with Edge, and have Edge win the title by the end of it. The moment Hogan’s contract runs out, he’s gone. He costs too much money, and let WCW or TNA have him. Secondly, the tag-team division. Honestly, you have 2 teams. MNM and the various combinations of the Representatives. Speaking of the Reps, why is Mr Taylor a Face and the others heels? Now, to deal with the tag team situation… Raid the indies, or at least, the indies that are still beneath you. I’ve got a couple of names in mind actually. Don’t be tempted to hire big names, they’re not worth the money. And for god sake, don’t get too many huge guys, they tend to be crappy in the ring.” “But they draw fans…” Vince complains. “Ok, get one or two, but you need to remember, little guys make credible champions too. Trust me. Now here’s who you have to hire…” Vince began writing down a list. [B] 10:45pm[/B] Vince strolls into the locker-room. ”No doubt you’ve read the schedule for tonight, and I’m sure some of you aren’t happy.” He says. Hulk Hogan stands up and towers over him. “Why the hell am I in a program with Copeland? I’m what made this company great. I’m what will ensure the greatness continues. And I’m in a program with Edge? He should be fighting Conway. Or put him in a team with his buddy Reso again.” Hogan is visibly pissed off. “Jay Reso has been working for TNA for months. Pay attention to something other than your own over-inflated ego for once in your life Terry. Edge is looking to become a major-league heel, and we need to put him in a program with a huge face to ensure it. So stop complaining.” Vince orders. “Anyone else?” He asks, beginning to turn red. A couple of people don’t look happy, but they keep their mouths shut, they don’t want to piss off the boss any more than they have. “Good. This company has hit rock-bottom, and everyone has to do exactly what I say if they want to keep it that way. Understand? I need everyone behind me if we’re to get out of debt and beat WCW again. Next week we’re likely to have a good deal more wrestlers in the locker-room, so I want you to make them welcome. Some of them you’ll all know, some of them you won’t. I don’t care. We’re bringing WWE back from the brink. We’re going to war. You are my soldiers, and they’re my reinforcements. Now go out there and put on the best show you’ve ever put on.” Vince finishes his pep-talk and heads towards the ring. [I]‘Time to get this over with…’[/I] He thinks to himself.
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[CENTER][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/newraw.gif[/IMG] [B]Monday, April, Week 1[/B][/CENTER] Joey: Welcome to Monday Night RAW. I’m Joey Styles and we’re coming to you LIVE from the Sold-Out Davis Arena in Louisville, Kentucky. We’ve just come off WrestleMania, the granddaddy of them all. King: And we’ve got a hell of a show lined up for you tonight. Joey: Tonight we’ll be seeing a WrestleMania rematch between MNM and The Representatives for the World Tag Team Championships. King: And you know what that means! Melina’s going to be out here at ringside! Joey: Would you grow up? Also tonight we’ll be seeing Matt Hardy facing the Intercontinental Champion Rob Conway in a non-title match. “No Chance. That’s what ya’ got” Vince McMahon’s music hits and he stands on the stage, mic in hand. [CENTER][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/vince.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] “Welcome to the first Monday Night RAW after WrestleMania 22. Boy wasn’t that a hell of a show?” Vince asks the crowd, to a mixed reaction. “And in the main event, we crowned a new WWE Champion, Hulk Hogan!” He adds with a smile on his face, to a good pop. “Now, unfortunately, that leaves me with a problem. You see, when John Cena renegotiated his contract with me back in February, there was a slight change… He has no rematch clause. So therefore, there is currently no #1 Contender to the WWE Championship. Which is why, I am declaring a new King of the Ring Tournament. And I’m even being generous enough to give John Cena a place in that tournament. In fact, his first round match will be tonight. Against Carlito.” He says, the crowd dying down a little. (Rating: B+) “And next week, we see the next of the first round matches. It will be the five-time WCW Champion Booker T…” Vince drops to one knee, looking at his hand, like Booker does before a Spinaroonee. He stands up again. “And his opponent will be… The Legend Killer, Randy Orton!” (Rating: A*) “But don’t think that the champ has the night off. Tonight he’ll be going one-on-one with… BATISTA!!!” Vince finishes, dropping the mic and heading back through the entrance. (Rating: A*) *Commercial* [CENTER] [B][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/thJ_Heidenreich.jpg[/IMG]vs[IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/thSylvan1.jpg[/IMG][/B] [B]Heidenreich vs Mr. Grenier[/B] [/CENTER] A rather bland match, nothing major to report, until the rest of the Representatives come out and beat down Heidenreich, giving him the win by DQ in 6:48. (Rating: C+) The Representatives continue to beat Heidenreich down for a while. (Rating: C) Backstage we see Hogan entering the building (massive pop) and walking towards the locker room area. He bumps into someone. The camera zooms out to reveal Edge, to a chorus of boos. “Watch where you’re going old man.” Edge says. “Old man? You know who I am? I’m Hulk Hogan brother.” Hogan replies. “And I’m the WWE Champion.” “I’m Hulk Hogan brother.” Edge imitates in a whiny voice. “Seriously, you need a new catch phrase. Get out of this business while you still can grandpa. Retire before someone makes you.” “Is that a threat brother?” Hogan looks dead serious. “It might be. But let me ask you something Hulkster. Whatcha gonna do when Alzheimer’s and the 24 hip replacements run wild on you?” Edge replies, with a ****y grin on his face. “You think you’re funny kid? I have accomplished more than you can ever dream. I’m a fifteen-time world champion. I’m the only man to have held the World Championship in three different companies. I have always been, and always will be, the face of this industry. And you will always be that arrogant punk that won a few tag-team championships and was Intercontinental Champion a couple of times.” Hulk smiles. “Oh, that’s amazing. Lets see… You’ve never been Intercontinental Champion. You’ve never won a Ladder Match. Hell, you’ve never even been in one. You’ve never been in a TLC match. And the only time you’ve ever [i] ever[/i] been Tag Team Champion was when I was your tag-team partner. And the whole world knows who the best in that team was. I used to look up to you. Boy, was I wrong.” And with that, Edge storms off. (Rating: A*) *Commercial* [CENTER][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/WWERawTagTitle.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/WWERawTagTitle.jpg[/IMG] [B]WWE Tag Team Title Match[/B] [B][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/thJohnnyNitro3.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/Joey_Mercury.jpg[/IMG]w/[IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/thMelina2.jpg[/IMG]vs[IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/Travis_Bane.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/Scotty_2_Hotty.jpg[/IMG]w/[IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/thSylvan1.jpg[/IMG][/B] [B]MNM (w/ Melina) vs The Representatives (w/Mr Grenier)[/B] [/CENTER] What you (and King) came here to see: [IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/thMelinaReverse.jpg[/IMG] This is a relatively clean match, considering the teams involved. But having someone in both team’s corners seems to keep it even. Nothing spectacular, MNM hit the Snapshot on Mr. Taylor and Mercury gets the cover, allowing the champs to retain after 11:29. (Rating: B-) The camera goes back stage to Matt Hardy. “For a long time, I have been overlooked in this company. I have been ignored. Well not any more. Tonight I’ll set out to prove that I am the best on this roster. I’m going to go out there and put on a hell of a show. So watch out, because you’re all going to get a Mattitude adjustment.” Matt says. (Rating: A) King: Did he just say ‘Mattitude adjustment’? Joey: I think he may have… *Commercial* [CENTER][B][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/MattHardy.jpg[/IMG]vs[IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/RobConway.jpg[/IMG][/B] [B]Matt Hardy vs Rob Conway (Non-Title)[/B][/CENTER] Probably not the best match-up of styles, but Matt Hardy manages to put on the promised ‘hell of a show’ with high-flying moves and spots all over the place, eventually putting Rob Conway away with a Twist-of-Fate in 13:54. (Rating: A) Matt climbs each turnbuckle, arms outstretched. [CENTER][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/hardy1.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] (Rating: A) *Commercial* Big Show is lying in a hospital bed, head bandaged. “Triple H! Last night, you hit me in the head with a sledgehammer. The doctors say you may have fractured my skull. But don’t get too happy about it Hunter. It’s only a minor, hairline fracture. They say I might even be clear to wrestle next week. And I’ll definitely be back for Backlash. As you can see Hunter, you’ve put me in hospital. And that pisses me off. Not many people have hurt me enough for me to end up in this place. That makes you special Hunter. Which is why I’m going to return the favour. At Backlash. In a Last Man Standing match. Unless you’re too scared to face a big, angry giant.” Big Show says. (Rating: A) Vince’s music hits again. [CENTER][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/vince.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] “Well I was going to come out here for something else, but that match Big Show mentioned interests me. And we all know that Triple H will want to back out of that match, so I’m going to make it official. At Backlash we’ll see Triple H facing the Big Show, Last Man STANDING!” Vince says, yelling towards the end, like he always does. The crowd goes nuts. (Rating: A) “But back to what I was here for. After defeating Rob Conway in a non-title match, I would like to name Matt Hardy #1 Contender to the Intercontinental Championship.” Vince says, to a decent pop, before leaving, looking rather happy with himself. (Rating: A) Triple H’s face appears on the TitanTron. [CENTER][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/thTripleHShades.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] “Big Show! You want me! I’ll prove to you that I can take anything that gets thrown at me. I can beat anyone in this locker-room. In fact, I’ll be down in the ring in five minutes, and I will face whoever comes out. In a Hardcore match.” He says. (Rating: B+) *Commercial* Triple H is waiting in the ring, sledgehammer in hand. Hardcore Holly’s music hits and he comes out with a garbage can full of weapons and a microphone. “I’ll take up your challenge Triple H. Looks like you’ll be facing Hardcore Holly in the match he was named for. Good luck, you’ll need it.” Holly says, before entering the ring and standing nose-to-nose with Trips. (Rating: B) [CENTER][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/TripleH-1.jpg[/IMG][B]vs[/B][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/thHardcore_Holly.jpg[/IMG] [B]Triple H vs Hardcore Holly (Hardcore Rules)[/B][/CENTER] A total squash match, Triple H kicks Holly square in the nuts and smacks him in the face with the sledgehammer. Followed by a Pedigree, then the cover. (Rating: C+) Triple H stands over Holly, posing with the sledgehammer. (Rating: B+) *Commercial* [CENTER][B][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/brand.gif[/IMG] King of the Ring 1st Round [IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/JohnCena.jpg[/IMG]vs[IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/Carlito.jpg[/IMG] John Cena vs Carlito [/B][/CENTER] A decent match, Carlito looked good out there, but John Cena managed to get the pinfall after an F-U in 23:57. (Rating: A) *Commercial* [B][CENTER][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/thHulk_Hogan.jpg[/IMG]vs[IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/Batista4.jpg[/IMG] Hulk Hogan vs Batista (Non-Title)[/CENTER][/B] An absolutely horrible match, as far as wrestling is concerned. However between the decent brawling abilities of the two, and the crowd reactions, this doesn’t seem like that big of a waste of time. Batista wins with a Batista-Bomb in 17:04. (Rating: A) Edge appears on the TitanTron. [CENTER][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/thEdge1.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] “What’s wrong Hulkster? Couldn’t even beat that whippersnapper? Are you going to take my advice yet? Retire Hulk. It’s in your best interests. Because eventually, you’re going to have to face me, the Rated R Superstar, and then… Then I’ll retire you.” (Rating: B+) Overall Rating: A Attendance: 1000 (Sold Out) Viewers: 388, 019
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[CENTER][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/newraw.gif[/IMG] [B]Monday, April, Week 1[/B][/CENTER] Joey: Welcome to Monday Night RAW. I’m Joey Styles and we’re coming to you LIVE from the Sold-Out Davis Arena in Louisville, Kentucky. We’ve just come off WrestleMania, the granddaddy of them all. King: And we’ve got a hell of a show lined up for you tonight. Joey: Tonight we’ll be seeing a WrestleMania rematch between MNM and The Representatives for the World Tag Team Championships. King: And you know what that means! Melina’s going to be out here at ringside! Joey: Would you grow up? Also tonight we’ll be seeing Matt Hardy facing the Intercontinental Champion Rob Conway in a non-title match. “No Chance. That’s what ya’ got” Vince McMahon’s music hits and he stands on the stage, mic in hand. [CENTER][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/vince.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] “Welcome to the first Monday Night RAW after WrestleMania 22. Boy wasn’t that a hell of a show?” Vince asks the crowd, to a mixed reaction. “And in the main event, we crowned a new WWE Champion, Hulk Hogan!” He adds with a smile on his face, to a good pop. “Now, unfortunately, that leaves me with a problem. You see, when John Cena renegotiated his contract with me back in February, there was a slight change… He has no rematch clause. So therefore, there is currently no #1 Contender to the WWE Championship. Which is why, I am declaring a new King of the Ring Tournament. And I’m even being generous enough to give John Cena a place in that tournament. In fact, his first round match will be tonight. Against Carlito.” He says, the crowd dying down a little. (Rating: B+) “And next week, we see the next of the first round matches. It will be the five-time WCW Champion Booker T…” Vince drops to one knee, looking at his hand, like Booker does before a Spinaroonee. He stands up again. “And his opponent will be… The Legend Killer, Randy Orton!” (Rating: A*) “But don’t think that the champ has the night off. Tonight he’ll be going one-on-one with… BATISTA!!!” Vince finishes, dropping the mic and heading back through the entrance. (Rating: A*) *Commercial* [CENTER] [B][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/thJ_Heidenreich.jpg[/IMG]vs[IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/thSylvan1.jpg[/IMG][/B] [B]Heidenreich vs Mr. Grenier[/B] [/CENTER] A rather bland match, nothing major to report, until the rest of the Representatives come out and beat down Heidenreich, giving him the win by DQ in 6:48. (Rating: C+) The Representatives continue to beat Heidenreich down for a while. (Rating: C) Backstage we see Hogan entering the building (massive pop) and walking towards the locker room area. He bumps into someone. The camera zooms out to reveal Edge, to a chorus of boos. “Watch where you’re going old man.” Edge says. “Old man? You know who I am? I’m Hulk Hogan brother.” Hogan replies. “And I’m the WWE Champion.” “I’m Hulk Hogan brother.” Edge imitates in a whiny voice. “Seriously, you need a new catch phrase. Get out of this business while you still can grandpa. Retire before someone makes you.” “Is that a threat brother?” Hogan looks dead serious. “It might be. But let me ask you something Hulkster. Whatcha gonna do when Alzheimer’s and the 24 hip replacements run wild on you?” Edge replies, with a ****y grin on his face. “You think you’re funny kid? I have accomplished more than you can ever dream. I’m a fifteen-time world champion. I’m the only man to have held the World Championship in three different companies. I have always been, and always will be, the face of this industry. And you will always be that arrogant punk that won a few tag-team championships and was Intercontinental Champion a couple of times.” Hulk smiles. “Oh, that’s amazing. Lets see… You’ve never been Intercontinental Champion. You’ve never won a Ladder Match. Hell, you’ve never even been in one. You’ve never been in a TLC match. And the only time you’ve ever [i] ever[/i] been Tag Team Champion was when I was your tag-team partner. And the whole world knows who the best in that team was. I used to look up to you. Boy, was I wrong.” And with that, Edge storms off. (Rating: A*) *Commercial* [CENTER][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/WWERawTagTitle.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/WWERawTagTitle.jpg[/IMG] [B]WWE Tag Team Title Match[/B] [B][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/thJohnnyNitro3.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/Joey_Mercury.jpg[/IMG]w/[IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/thMelina2.jpg[/IMG]vs[IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/Travis_Bane.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/Scotty_2_Hotty.jpg[/IMG]w/[IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/thSylvan1.jpg[/IMG][/B] [B]MNM (w/ Melina) vs The Representatives (w/Mr Grenier)[/B] [/CENTER] What you (and King) came here to see: [IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/thMelinaReverse.jpg[/IMG] This is a relatively clean match, considering the teams involved. But having someone in both team’s corners seems to keep it even. Nothing spectacular, MNM hit the Snapshot on Mr. Taylor and Mercury gets the cover, allowing the champs to retain after 11:29. (Rating: B-) The camera goes back stage to Matt Hardy. “For a long time, I have been overlooked in this company. I have been ignored. Well not any more. Tonight I’ll set out to prove that I am the best on this roster. I’m going to go out there and put on a hell of a show. So watch out, because you’re all going to get a Mattitude adjustment.” Matt says. (Rating: A) King: Did he just say ‘Mattitude adjustment’? Joey: I think he may have… *Commercial* [CENTER][B][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/MattHardy.jpg[/IMG]vs[IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/RobConway.jpg[/IMG][/B] [B]Matt Hardy vs Rob Conway (Non-Title)[/B][/CENTER] Probably not the best match-up of styles, but Matt Hardy manages to put on the promised ‘hell of a show’ with high-flying moves and spots all over the place, eventually putting Rob Conway away with a Twist-of-Fate in 13:54. (Rating: A) Matt climbs each turnbuckle, arms outstretched. [CENTER][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/hardy1.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] (Rating: A) *Commercial* Big Show is lying in a hospital bed, head bandaged. “Triple H! Last night, you hit me in the head with a sledgehammer. The doctors say you may have fractured my skull. But don’t get too happy about it Hunter. It’s only a minor, hairline fracture. They say I might even be clear to wrestle next week. And I’ll definitely be back for Backlash. As you can see Hunter, you’ve put me in hospital. And that pisses me off. Not many people have hurt me enough for me to end up in this place. That makes you special Hunter. Which is why I’m going to return the favour. At Backlash. In a Last Man Standing match. Unless you’re too scared to face a big, angry giant.” Big Show says. (Rating: A) Vince’s music hits again. [CENTER][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/vince.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] “Well I was going to come out here for something else, but that match Big Show mentioned interests me. And we all know that Triple H will want to back out of that match, so I’m going to make it official. At Backlash we’ll see Triple H facing the Big Show, Last Man STANDING!” Vince says, yelling towards the end, like he always does. The crowd goes nuts. (Rating: A) “But back to what I was here for. After defeating Rob Conway in a non-title match, I would like to name Matt Hardy #1 Contender to the Intercontinental Championship.” Vince says, to a decent pop, before leaving, looking rather happy with himself. (Rating: A) Triple H’s face appears on the TitanTron. [CENTER][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/thTripleHShades.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] “Big Show! You want me! I’ll prove to you that I can take anything that gets thrown at me. I can beat anyone in this locker-room. In fact, I’ll be down in the ring in five minutes, and I will face whoever comes out. In a Hardcore match.” He says. (Rating: B+) *Commercial* Triple H is waiting in the ring, sledgehammer in hand. Hardcore Holly’s music hits and he comes out with a garbage can full of weapons and a microphone. “I’ll take up your challenge Triple H. Looks like you’ll be facing Hardcore Holly in the match he was named for. Good luck, you’ll need it.” Holly says, before entering the ring and standing nose-to-nose with Trips. (Rating: B) [CENTER][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/TripleH-1.jpg[/IMG][B]vs[/B][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/thHardcore_Holly.jpg[/IMG] [B]Triple H vs Hardcore Holly (Hardcore Rules)[/B][/CENTER] A total squash match, Triple H kicks Holly square in the nuts and smacks him in the face with the sledgehammer. Followed by a Pedigree, then the cover. (Rating: C+) Triple H stands over Holly, posing with the sledgehammer. (Rating: B+) *Commercial* [CENTER][B][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/brand.gif[/IMG] King of the Ring 1st Round [IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/JohnCena.jpg[/IMG]vs[IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/Carlito.jpg[/IMG] John Cena vs Carlito [/B][/CENTER] A decent match, Carlito looked good out there, but John Cena managed to get the pinfall after an F-U in 23:57. (Rating: A) *Commercial* [B][CENTER][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/thHulk_Hogan.jpg[/IMG]vs[IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/Batista4.jpg[/IMG] Hulk Hogan vs Batista (Non-Title)[/CENTER][/B] An absolutely horrible match, as far as wrestling is concerned. However between the decent brawling abilities of the two, and the crowd reactions, this doesn’t seem like that big of a waste of time. Batista wins with a Batista-Bomb in 17:04. (Rating: A) Edge appears on the TitanTron. [CENTER][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/thEdge1.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] “What’s wrong Hulkster? Couldn’t even beat that whippersnapper? Are you going to take my advice yet? Retire Hulk. It’s in your best interests. Because eventually, you’re going to have to face me, the Rated R Superstar, and then… Then I’ll retire you.” (Rating: B+) Overall Rating: A Attendance: 1000 (Sold Out) Viewers: 388, 019
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[B]Tuesday, Week 1, April, 2006[/B] [B]1:00am[/B] Vince's cell phone began beeping the moment the show went off the air. He pulled it out of his pocket to see he had a text message from an unknown number. It read: [FONT="Arial Black"]Nice show. We're going to go far together. I'll call you tomorrow.[/FONT] [B]1:00pm[/B] Vince buried his head in his hands. The ratings for RAW had been terrible, he'd already got a call from the USA Network, giving him his first warning. The phone rang. "Yes?" He asked impatiently. "I'm happy to talk to you too Vince." The voice replied. "I just got a call from USA Network, they're threatening to pull the show." "I'm not surprised, I saw the rating on the internet. But that's not my fault. You can blame the last few months for that. Talk to a couple of lesser networks, try and get RAW aired on them, we can't afford to lose the TV coverage." "We? We? This is my company. I'm not sure how long I can listen to you talk like this. I don't even know who you are." "You don't have anything to lose. Listen to me, and WWE will go far." "I'll listen to you, but if I lose even more money, or even more fans, I'm ending our relationship." "I can live with that. I'll have you made into a credible competitor to TNA and WCW within two years. I can promise you that." "I never thought I'd see the day I'd be listening to some guy on the phone telling me how to run my company." "Just go with it. Have you got a pen? There's a couple of things I want you to do..." Vince began writing furiously.
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[B]Tuesday, Week 1, April, 2006[/B] [B]1:00am[/B] Vince's cell phone began beeping the moment the show went off the air. He pulled it out of his pocket to see he had a text message from an unknown number. It read: [FONT="Arial Black"]Nice show. We're going to go far together. I'll call you tomorrow.[/FONT] [B]1:00pm[/B] Vince buried his head in his hands. The ratings for RAW had been terrible, he'd already got a call from the USA Network, giving him his first warning. The phone rang. "Yes?" He asked impatiently. "I'm happy to talk to you too Vince." The voice replied. "I just got a call from USA Network, they're threatening to pull the show." "I'm not surprised, I saw the rating on the internet. But that's not my fault. You can blame the last few months for that. Talk to a couple of lesser networks, try and get RAW aired on them, we can't afford to lose the TV coverage." "We? We? This is my company. I'm not sure how long I can listen to you talk like this. I don't even know who you are." "You don't have anything to lose. Listen to me, and WWE will go far." "I'll listen to you, but if I lose even more money, or even more fans, I'm ending our relationship." "I can live with that. I'll have you made into a credible competitor to TNA and WCW within two years. I can promise you that." "I never thought I'd see the day I'd be listening to some guy on the phone telling me how to run my company." "Just go with it. Have you got a pen? There's a couple of things I want you to do..." Vince began writing furiously.
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[B]Saturday, Week 1, April, 2006 4:30PM[/B] Vince's phone rang. "I've signed at least half of the guys you told me to, I could only get most of them on Pay-Per-Appearance deals, I can't afford to use them." Vince said. "I'm not surprised." The voice says calmly. "Then why did you tell me to sign them?" Vince shouts. "So that when you can afford them, you'll have them there. Now who did you get on written deals?" (OOC: Yeah, I cheated and switched a couple of workers to written contracts, it's cost-effective.)
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[B]Saturday, Week 1, April, 2006 4:30PM[/B] Vince's phone rang. "I've signed at least half of the guys you told me to, I could only get most of them on Pay-Per-Appearance deals, I can't afford to use them." Vince said. "I'm not surprised." The voice says calmly. "Then why did you tell me to sign them?" Vince shouts. "So that when you can afford them, you'll have them there. Now who did you get on written deals?" (OOC: Yeah, I cheated and switched a couple of workers to written contracts, it's cost-effective.)
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[B]8:00PM[/B] Vince's phone rang. "Umm... Sir... There's something you might want to see..." It was the voice of one of the guys at WWE Headquarters, Vince couldn't quite remember his name... "What is it?" Vince barked. "Ummm... Someone's put $100,000 in the PayPal account we use for the WWEShop. There's a message attached too... 'I hope this helps out with the payroll issues.' The username on the PayPal account is 'G-Prime'." The guy replied. "G-Prime? I don't recognise the name, but I'm not going to complain. If we get money, I'm happy, that puts us one step closer to getting out of the red. What was the email address attached to the account?" Vince asked. "I'll send it to you now sir." The guy says. "Good." Vince hangs up and boots up his laptop. [FONT="Lucida Console"][B]To:[/B] G-Prime (joesgonnakillyou@gmail.com) [B]Subject:[/B] Gotcha It would seem you've carelessly given me a way to contact you, Mr Prime. So there will be no more games. I will find out who you are eventually. And when I do, I'm going to make a number of decisions regarding your advice. But I must thank you for the donation. I trust you. For now. Vincent K McMahon [/FONT] Vince hit the send button with a ****y grin on his face.
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[B]8:00PM[/B] Vince's phone rang. "Umm... Sir... There's something you might want to see..." It was the voice of one of the guys at WWE Headquarters, Vince couldn't quite remember his name... "What is it?" Vince barked. "Ummm... Someone's put $100,000 in the PayPal account we use for the WWEShop. There's a message attached too... 'I hope this helps out with the payroll issues.' The username on the PayPal account is 'G-Prime'." The guy replied. "G-Prime? I don't recognise the name, but I'm not going to complain. If we get money, I'm happy, that puts us one step closer to getting out of the red. What was the email address attached to the account?" Vince asked. "I'll send it to you now sir." The guy says. "Good." Vince hangs up and boots up his laptop. [FONT="Lucida Console"][B]To:[/B] G-Prime (joesgonnakillyou@gmail.com) [B]Subject:[/B] Gotcha It would seem you've carelessly given me a way to contact you, Mr Prime. So there will be no more games. I will find out who you are eventually. And when I do, I'm going to make a number of decisions regarding your advice. But I must thank you for the donation. I trust you. For now. Vincent K McMahon [/FONT] Vince hit the send button with a ****y grin on his face.
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[B]Sunday, Week 1, April, 2006 12:00pm From WWE.com[/B] WWE would like to announce the return of William Regal to our programming. We have signed the major English star as part of our new Talent Influx Program. The WWE is on the lookout for talented wrestlers from all over the world, and has recently signed new workers from: Canada, Japan, England and even India, as well as from the USA. Expect to see a few familiar faces and even a few not-so-familiar faces on your screens soon. (OOC: Welcoming predicitons as to the other signings... Might even inspire me to make some more...) [B]Also from WWE.com[/B] On RAW this past week, the chairman announced the return of the King Of The Ring Tournament. Here are the brackets: [IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/brackets1.jpg[/IMG]
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[B]Sunday, Week 1, April, 2006 12:00pm From WWE.com[/B] WWE would like to announce the return of William Regal to our programming. We have signed the major English star as part of our new Talent Influx Program. The WWE is on the lookout for talented wrestlers from all over the world, and has recently signed new workers from: Canada, Japan, England and even India, as well as from the USA. Expect to see a few familiar faces and even a few not-so-familiar faces on your screens soon. (OOC: Welcoming predicitons as to the other signings... Might even inspire me to make some more...) [B]Also from WWE.com[/B] On RAW this past week, the chairman announced the return of the King Of The Ring Tournament. Here are the brackets: [IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/brackets1.jpg[/IMG]
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[B]3:00PM[/B] "So you see Vince, they're offering me much better money, and a written contract. I have to take this deal. And besides, you'll do ok without me." Jerry 'The King' Lawler sat across the desk from Vince, his letter of resignation on the desk. "Of course. And there's nothing I can do to make you stay?" Vince replied. "Not really, I wouldn't ask for more money with the company in the state it's in. Perhaps in a couple of years, when you're back on your feet." King said. "Well, we'll still have you on RAW this week right?" Vince asked. "Of course, the contract doesn't start 'til next week. I assume you have a plan..." King answered. "Of course I do. Now you'd better get going, I'll see you at the Amazura Concert Hall tomorrow night." Vince concluded. King nodded and left the office. "Like rats on a sinking ship..." Vince muttered, as his phone rang. "Who's quitting now?" He asked himself, as he looked at the caller ID. "'Number Withheld'... Of course." "Vince, you think me allowing you to have my email address was a bad idea? I meant it. It gives you a way of contacting me, without giving too much away about myself. Now a mistake would be giving a stranger the email address of a celebrity... Such as yourself. I could have had that address on ten websites by the end of the night, and you'd have had thousands of emails from angry fans. But I didn't. Maybe it's because I'm a good person, maybe it's because I need you on my side. I don't know. " The voice said. "Ah. Mr Prime. I should have known. This had better be important, I have serious business matters to attend to. Jerry Lawler just quit." Vince replied. "And what are you going to do about it? Replacements and storyline and such?" "Well, Jonathan Coachman is the obvious choice for a replacement. But storylines... I don't have a clue..." "Well I've just had a brainwave. Job him out." "Job him out. To who?" "One of the new talents. And when he loses, he'll retire. Simple." "But why would he fight them in the first place, and which one would he fight?" "Oh, that's simple..." Vince got that evil smile, as G-Prime explained the storyline for tonight.
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[B]3:00PM[/B] "So you see Vince, they're offering me much better money, and a written contract. I have to take this deal. And besides, you'll do ok without me." Jerry 'The King' Lawler sat across the desk from Vince, his letter of resignation on the desk. "Of course. And there's nothing I can do to make you stay?" Vince replied. "Not really, I wouldn't ask for more money with the company in the state it's in. Perhaps in a couple of years, when you're back on your feet." King said. "Well, we'll still have you on RAW this week right?" Vince asked. "Of course, the contract doesn't start 'til next week. I assume you have a plan..." King answered. "Of course I do. Now you'd better get going, I'll see you at the Amazura Concert Hall tomorrow night." Vince concluded. King nodded and left the office. "Like rats on a sinking ship..." Vince muttered, as his phone rang. "Who's quitting now?" He asked himself, as he looked at the caller ID. "'Number Withheld'... Of course." "Vince, you think me allowing you to have my email address was a bad idea? I meant it. It gives you a way of contacting me, without giving too much away about myself. Now a mistake would be giving a stranger the email address of a celebrity... Such as yourself. I could have had that address on ten websites by the end of the night, and you'd have had thousands of emails from angry fans. But I didn't. Maybe it's because I'm a good person, maybe it's because I need you on my side. I don't know. " The voice said. "Ah. Mr Prime. I should have known. This had better be important, I have serious business matters to attend to. Jerry Lawler just quit." Vince replied. "And what are you going to do about it? Replacements and storyline and such?" "Well, Jonathan Coachman is the obvious choice for a replacement. But storylines... I don't have a clue..." "Well I've just had a brainwave. Job him out." "Job him out. To who?" "One of the new talents. And when he loses, he'll retire. Simple." "But why would he fight them in the first place, and which one would he fight?" "Oh, that's simple..." Vince got that evil smile, as G-Prime explained the storyline for tonight.
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[B]3:05PM[/B] "One more thing. Those guys you had me hire from Canada, I could only get two of them. And they don't have much experience tagging together. Do you think I should still package them the way you said?" Vince asks. "Yep, use the video package, it doesn't specify how many of them there are. Neither does the one you've got for next week. But you've made me think, they'll need a valet, so I've got someone in mind..." G-Prime replies.
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[B]3:05PM[/B] "One more thing. Those guys you had me hire from Canada, I could only get two of them. And they don't have much experience tagging together. Do you think I should still package them the way you said?" Vince asks. "Yep, use the video package, it doesn't specify how many of them there are. Neither does the one you've got for next week. But you've made me think, they'll need a valet, so I've got someone in mind..." G-Prime replies.
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[CENTER][B][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/newraw.gif[/IMG] Monday, April, Week 2[/B][/CENTER] Joey: Welcome to another episode of Monday Night RAW. I am joined by my broadcast colleagues Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler and Jonathan Coachman. King: How great is the audience here in Jamaica, New York? Coach: We have a hell of a show lined up for you tonight. Joey: That’s right, we have the second of our first round King of the Ring matches, between Booker T and Randy Orton. Coach: And the Chairman has promised that tonight we’ll see Edge in action. King: Speaking of the Chairman… ‘No Chance’ hits and Vince comes out onto the stage. [CENTER][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/vince.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] “You know, that confrontation we saw between Edge and Hulk Hogan got me thinking. Hulk Hogan is getting on a bit. He couldn’t beat Batista last week. If Hogan can’t beat a former World Champion, then perhaps Edge can’t beat a former… what did Hulk say he’d won? A few tag championships? Well tonight, we’ll see if Edge can beat a former multiple-time Tag Team Champion. It’s going to be Edge vs Rene Dupree tonight.” Vince announces. (Rating: A) “But I’m also out here to announce next week’s King of the Ring match. We’ll be seeing Olympic gold medallist Kurt Angle, taking on a wrestling God, JBL. The full tournament brackets are of course available on WWE.com.” (Rating: A*) The ‘Representatives’ music hits and all three of them come out. “What do you want?” Vince asks. “What do we want?” Mr Tomko replies. “We’ve decided that it’s about time the government took over this show. Which means: we’re in charge.” Mr Grenier says. “You… You’re in charge?” Vince asks incredulously. “That’s right.” Mr Taylor replies. Vince begins laughing uncontrollably. “You guys? The Government’s Representatives are taking over [i]my[/i] company? You can’t be serious.” Vince says, regaining his composure. “No, we’re deadly serious.” Grenier looks pretty serious, as do the other two. (Rating: C+) “Oh you’re serious are you? Well I’m serious too. You see I’ve hired a number of new wrestlers to this company, and I’d like to give them a test run. So tonight we’ll be seeing you, Mr Grenier, fighting the team of Mark and Jay Briscoe. In a handicap match.” Vince says, looking rather happy with himself. (Rating: C+) The Representatives look confident. “Oh, your friends won’t be able to help you. They’ll be in no condition to help. Because tonight Mr’s Tomko and Taylor also have a match. They’ll be facing two men who were born to cause pain. They were trained to bring destruction wherever they went. They’re from the home of hardcore, Philadelphia. They are Johnny Kashmere and Trent Acid, the Backseat Boyz. In a Hardcore Match” Vince says, wiping the grins off of the Representatives’ faces. “Oh, and that match is next.” Vince says. (Rating: C+) *Commercial* The Representatives standby in the ring, awaiting their opponents. ‘Bodies’ by Drowning Pool hits, and the TitanTron plays videos of people being hit with all manner of weapons, including light-tubes, Singapore canes and baseball bats. The Backseat Boyz come out, each carrying a garbage-can full of weapons. They slide into the ring, and the bell is rung. [B][CENTER][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/Trent_Acid.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/JohnnyKashmere.jpg[/IMG]vs[IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/Travis_Bane.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/Scotty_2_Hotty.jpg[/IMG]w/[IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/Sylvain.jpg[/IMG] Backseat Boyz vs The Representatives (w/Sylvan)[/CENTER][/B] This match is absolute mayhem. The Backseat Boyz systematically hit Tomko and Taylor with everything they bring to the ring, leaving them battered, broken and bleeding. Ending with a T Gimmick through a table and the cover by Trent Acid in 8:56. (Rating: C+) We see Trish Stratus walking backstage and the crowd goes wild (This is the first time she’s been on TV in a while, after the Angle/Edge rape storyline*). Melina walks up to her. “Oh hi Trish, it’s nice to see you again. How have you been?” Melina asks, sounding really phoney. “I’ve been ok actually… Especially considering…” Trish replies. “Oh that’s right, I forgot about what happened to you. I don’t know how you could have got an abortion though, it’s just so wrong.” Melina says. “I had to. Either one of those *******s could have been the father, and I couldn’t have lived with that.” Trish argues. “Well you shouldn’t have been such a slut then, should-“ Melina gets cut off by a slap. “I’m a slut? Have you taken a look in the mirror lately? At least I got raped, you like having two men at once.” Trish storms off, leaving Melina looking pissed off. (Rating: C+) *Commercial* Matt Hardy is standing backstage. ”Last week, I proved to the world that I have got what it takes to be a champion. I have the ability to out-wrestle anyone in that locker-room. I beat the Intercontinental Champion 1-2-3 in a non-title match. And Vince McMahon was so impressed with me that he named me #1 Contender to the Intercontinental Championship, which I deserve.” He says. (Rating: B+) Joey: Well, that’s true, last week he was named #1 Contender for the Intercontinental Championship. (Rating: B+) Mr Grenier comes out, alone, and stands in the ring, awaiting his opponents with a scared look on his face. ‘Gimme Back My Bullet’ by Lynyrd Skynyrd hits and the Briscoes come out, looking as bad-ass as ever. [B][CENTER][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/Sylvain.jpg[/IMG]vs[IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/Mark_Briscoe.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/Jay_Briscoe.jpg[/IMG] Mr Grenier vs The Briscoes[/CENTER][/B] Not a very long match, the Briscoes making frequent tags and basically beating the crap out of Grenier. The other members of the Representatives don’t come out, apparently still nursing their injuries from earlier. Eventually the Briscoes hit the Spike J-Driller and Mark gets the pin. (Rating: C+) A waving Canadian flag appears on the TitanTron. “In Canada, wrestling is a tradition. A tradition passed on from generation to generation. There is one location that is sacred to everyone, whether they’re Canadian, British or even American. One place that has turned out legends.” The voiceover says, as the flag is replaced by a quick succession of photos: Davey Boy Smith, Chris Benoit, Dynamite Kid, Jim Neidhart, Owen Hart, Chris Jericho, Lance Storm and Bret Hart. “The very heart of Canadian wrestling. The very soul. The holy land of professional wrestling is in Calgary, Alberta.” The screen changes to show this: [CENTER][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/harthouse.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] “Beneath this family home is a place not for the weak of heart. Where only the brave enter, and only the strong survive. Beneath this family home is… The Hart Dungeon. The place where superstars learned their trade. And this year’s graduating class is coming to RAW.” (Rating: C-) *Commercial* ‘This Fire Burns’ by Killswitch Engage hits and the three ROH fans in the crowd go nuts for CM Punk as he comes out, making his WWE debut. “Some of you may know me, but it’s clear that most of you don’t. My name is CM Punk.” He says. Once again the ROH guys mark out. “I have a reputation for living a Straight Edge lifestyle. I don’t drink. I don’t smoke. I don’t do drugs. And I definitely don’t have promiscuous sex with dirty women.” The non-ROH guys (read: almost everyone) begin booing him. “Which is why I’m out here tonight. I am making a challenge to a man who promotes sex, by incessantly drooling over every woman who enters the arena. I of course am talking about Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler. So it’s simple Jerry. I want you in this ring, right now. If I win, you stop your behaviour and stop influencing others to become like you. You win, I’ll leave you alone.” Punk says, looking directly at King to a chorus of boos. (Rating: C+) King stands up, mic in hand. “You little punk kid, you think you can just show up on RAW and tell me what to do? Do you know who I am? I am a legend. I’ve put more into this industry than just about everyone in that locker-room. And I’ve been doing it since before you were born. I accept your challenge, if only to teach you a little respect.” King says, getting into the ring. (Rating: B-) [CENTER][B][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/thCMPunk2.jpg[/IMG]vs[IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/JerryLawler.jpg[/IMG] CM Punk vs Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler[/B][/CENTER] These two wrestlers put on a half decent match, but it’s clear King is too old for this, and CM Punk carries the match, before ending it with The Plunge. (Rating: C+) King picks up his microphone. ”You honestly expect me to completely change who I am, just because you beat me?” King asks. “I did agree to the match, and the stipulation, but this is absolute crap. If I’m going to be censored, that’s it. I quit.” King walks out of the ring to chants of “Please Don’t Go” (Rating: B-) *Commercial* We see Big Show sitting on his couch at home. “Well Hunter, it seems you did more damage to me than I thought. The doctors refuse to clear me to wrestle tonight, so Vince decided to give me the night off, so I can rest up at home. But the doctors did tell me this: I will be back next week on RAW, and my head will be perfectly fine. And Vince has promised to put me in a warm-up match, to see if I’m ready for Backlash.” He says. (Rating: A) Rob Conway bursts into Vince’s office, Vince is one the phone. “Yeah, I know, did you see the looks on their faces? Oh, I’ll call you back Shane, I’ve got something to take care of.” Vince hangs up. ”This had better be good.” Vince says. “Of course it’s good Vince. I was just wondering what possessed you to make Matt Hardy #1 Contender to my title.” Rob asks. “Your title? YOUR TITLE?” Vince yells. “This company belongs to me. Everything in this building is mine. Including [i]your[/i] title.” “Ok, ok. But seriously, why him? Isn’t there someone, I don’t know… A little less… aggressive than him? Why not put me up against one of those new guys they’re talking about on WWE.com?” Rob asks, like he’s trying to talk Vince out of it. “Are you questioning [i]my[/i] decision? I will make whatever match I want. And that’s final.” Vince orders, and Conway runs out. (Rating: A) Backstage we see an unfamiliar face, a cruiserweight by the look of him, and behind him is a larger man, whose head is out of the shot. The camera zooms back to show that the larger man is William Regal, the crowd pops. “A few months ago I left the WWE, it was clear there was nothing for me here. I went back to my hometown of Blackpool, England, and rested. I thought my time in wrestling was through. But then I saw something that changed my mind. I saw a man with all the talent to become a major superstar, all he needed was a little guidance. And guidance he received. I began teaching him the ways of the business, and I have decided to bring my new protégé here, to the WWE, to make his impact on the world. Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you… Mark Belton, the ‘Five Star Flash’” Regal says, in his usual snobby English accent. (Rating: C+) *Commercial* [CENTER][B][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/thEdge1.jpg[/IMG]vs[IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/ReneDupree.jpg[/IMG] Edge vs Rene Dupree[/B][/CENTER] This match was good. Nothing special, but a good match all the same. Both workers got the crowd going with their heel-tactics, but eventually Edge hit the Spear and got the 1-2-3. (Rating: B) Edge grabs a mic. “Did you see that Hulkster? I won. Something you couldn’t do last week. Now I’m not comparing Batista to Rene Droopy over there, but that still makes me better than you. In fact, I’ll bet you $1000 that you can’t beat Rene next week.” Edge says, throwing his mic down. (Rating: A) *Commercial* [CENTER][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/brand.gif[/IMG] [B]King of the Ring Tournament Round 1 [IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/Booker_T.jpg[/IMG]vs[IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/Randy_Orton.jpg[/IMG] Booker T vs Randy Orton[/B][/CENTER] These two stars begin brawling all around the ring, once again two heels in the ring means there’s a lot of cheating going on. A low-blow here, a thumb to the eye there. Booker puts the Legendkiller away with a Book-End in 27:16. (Rating: A) Show Rating: B+ Attendance: 1000 (Sold Out) Viewers: 374, 587
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[CENTER][B][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/newraw.gif[/IMG] Monday, April, Week 2[/B][/CENTER] Joey: Welcome to another episode of Monday Night RAW. I am joined by my broadcast colleagues Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler and Jonathan Coachman. King: How great is the audience here in Jamaica, New York? Coach: We have a hell of a show lined up for you tonight. Joey: That’s right, we have the second of our first round King of the Ring matches, between Booker T and Randy Orton. Coach: And the Chairman has promised that tonight we’ll see Edge in action. King: Speaking of the Chairman… ‘No Chance’ hits and Vince comes out onto the stage. [CENTER][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/vince.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] “You know, that confrontation we saw between Edge and Hulk Hogan got me thinking. Hulk Hogan is getting on a bit. He couldn’t beat Batista last week. If Hogan can’t beat a former World Champion, then perhaps Edge can’t beat a former… what did Hulk say he’d won? A few tag championships? Well tonight, we’ll see if Edge can beat a former multiple-time Tag Team Champion. It’s going to be Edge vs Rene Dupree tonight.” Vince announces. (Rating: A) “But I’m also out here to announce next week’s King of the Ring match. We’ll be seeing Olympic gold medallist Kurt Angle, taking on a wrestling God, JBL. The full tournament brackets are of course available on WWE.com.” (Rating: A*) The ‘Representatives’ music hits and all three of them come out. “What do you want?” Vince asks. “What do we want?” Mr Tomko replies. “We’ve decided that it’s about time the government took over this show. Which means: we’re in charge.” Mr Grenier says. “You… You’re in charge?” Vince asks incredulously. “That’s right.” Mr Taylor replies. Vince begins laughing uncontrollably. “You guys? The Government’s Representatives are taking over [i]my[/i] company? You can’t be serious.” Vince says, regaining his composure. “No, we’re deadly serious.” Grenier looks pretty serious, as do the other two. (Rating: C+) “Oh you’re serious are you? Well I’m serious too. You see I’ve hired a number of new wrestlers to this company, and I’d like to give them a test run. So tonight we’ll be seeing you, Mr Grenier, fighting the team of Mark and Jay Briscoe. In a handicap match.” Vince says, looking rather happy with himself. (Rating: C+) The Representatives look confident. “Oh, your friends won’t be able to help you. They’ll be in no condition to help. Because tonight Mr’s Tomko and Taylor also have a match. They’ll be facing two men who were born to cause pain. They were trained to bring destruction wherever they went. They’re from the home of hardcore, Philadelphia. They are Johnny Kashmere and Trent Acid, the Backseat Boyz. In a Hardcore Match” Vince says, wiping the grins off of the Representatives’ faces. “Oh, and that match is next.” Vince says. (Rating: C+) *Commercial* The Representatives standby in the ring, awaiting their opponents. ‘Bodies’ by Drowning Pool hits, and the TitanTron plays videos of people being hit with all manner of weapons, including light-tubes, Singapore canes and baseball bats. The Backseat Boyz come out, each carrying a garbage-can full of weapons. They slide into the ring, and the bell is rung. [B][CENTER][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/Trent_Acid.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/JohnnyKashmere.jpg[/IMG]vs[IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/Travis_Bane.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/Scotty_2_Hotty.jpg[/IMG]w/[IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/Sylvain.jpg[/IMG] Backseat Boyz vs The Representatives (w/Sylvan)[/CENTER][/B] This match is absolute mayhem. The Backseat Boyz systematically hit Tomko and Taylor with everything they bring to the ring, leaving them battered, broken and bleeding. Ending with a T Gimmick through a table and the cover by Trent Acid in 8:56. (Rating: C+) We see Trish Stratus walking backstage and the crowd goes wild (This is the first time she’s been on TV in a while, after the Angle/Edge rape storyline*). Melina walks up to her. “Oh hi Trish, it’s nice to see you again. How have you been?” Melina asks, sounding really phoney. “I’ve been ok actually… Especially considering…” Trish replies. “Oh that’s right, I forgot about what happened to you. I don’t know how you could have got an abortion though, it’s just so wrong.” Melina says. “I had to. Either one of those *******s could have been the father, and I couldn’t have lived with that.” Trish argues. “Well you shouldn’t have been such a slut then, should-“ Melina gets cut off by a slap. “I’m a slut? Have you taken a look in the mirror lately? At least I got raped, you like having two men at once.” Trish storms off, leaving Melina looking pissed off. (Rating: C+) *Commercial* Matt Hardy is standing backstage. ”Last week, I proved to the world that I have got what it takes to be a champion. I have the ability to out-wrestle anyone in that locker-room. I beat the Intercontinental Champion 1-2-3 in a non-title match. And Vince McMahon was so impressed with me that he named me #1 Contender to the Intercontinental Championship, which I deserve.” He says. (Rating: B+) Joey: Well, that’s true, last week he was named #1 Contender for the Intercontinental Championship. (Rating: B+) Mr Grenier comes out, alone, and stands in the ring, awaiting his opponents with a scared look on his face. ‘Gimme Back My Bullet’ by Lynyrd Skynyrd hits and the Briscoes come out, looking as bad-ass as ever. [B][CENTER][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/Sylvain.jpg[/IMG]vs[IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/Mark_Briscoe.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/Jay_Briscoe.jpg[/IMG] Mr Grenier vs The Briscoes[/CENTER][/B] Not a very long match, the Briscoes making frequent tags and basically beating the crap out of Grenier. The other members of the Representatives don’t come out, apparently still nursing their injuries from earlier. Eventually the Briscoes hit the Spike J-Driller and Mark gets the pin. (Rating: C+) A waving Canadian flag appears on the TitanTron. “In Canada, wrestling is a tradition. A tradition passed on from generation to generation. There is one location that is sacred to everyone, whether they’re Canadian, British or even American. One place that has turned out legends.” The voiceover says, as the flag is replaced by a quick succession of photos: Davey Boy Smith, Chris Benoit, Dynamite Kid, Jim Neidhart, Owen Hart, Chris Jericho, Lance Storm and Bret Hart. “The very heart of Canadian wrestling. The very soul. The holy land of professional wrestling is in Calgary, Alberta.” The screen changes to show this: [CENTER][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/harthouse.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] “Beneath this family home is a place not for the weak of heart. Where only the brave enter, and only the strong survive. Beneath this family home is… The Hart Dungeon. The place where superstars learned their trade. And this year’s graduating class is coming to RAW.” (Rating: C-) *Commercial* ‘This Fire Burns’ by Killswitch Engage hits and the three ROH fans in the crowd go nuts for CM Punk as he comes out, making his WWE debut. “Some of you may know me, but it’s clear that most of you don’t. My name is CM Punk.” He says. Once again the ROH guys mark out. “I have a reputation for living a Straight Edge lifestyle. I don’t drink. I don’t smoke. I don’t do drugs. And I definitely don’t have promiscuous sex with dirty women.” The non-ROH guys (read: almost everyone) begin booing him. “Which is why I’m out here tonight. I am making a challenge to a man who promotes sex, by incessantly drooling over every woman who enters the arena. I of course am talking about Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler. So it’s simple Jerry. I want you in this ring, right now. If I win, you stop your behaviour and stop influencing others to become like you. You win, I’ll leave you alone.” Punk says, looking directly at King to a chorus of boos. (Rating: C+) King stands up, mic in hand. “You little punk kid, you think you can just show up on RAW and tell me what to do? Do you know who I am? I am a legend. I’ve put more into this industry than just about everyone in that locker-room. And I’ve been doing it since before you were born. I accept your challenge, if only to teach you a little respect.” King says, getting into the ring. (Rating: B-) [CENTER][B][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/thCMPunk2.jpg[/IMG]vs[IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/JerryLawler.jpg[/IMG] CM Punk vs Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler[/B][/CENTER] These two wrestlers put on a half decent match, but it’s clear King is too old for this, and CM Punk carries the match, before ending it with The Plunge. (Rating: C+) King picks up his microphone. ”You honestly expect me to completely change who I am, just because you beat me?” King asks. “I did agree to the match, and the stipulation, but this is absolute crap. If I’m going to be censored, that’s it. I quit.” King walks out of the ring to chants of “Please Don’t Go” (Rating: B-) *Commercial* We see Big Show sitting on his couch at home. “Well Hunter, it seems you did more damage to me than I thought. The doctors refuse to clear me to wrestle tonight, so Vince decided to give me the night off, so I can rest up at home. But the doctors did tell me this: I will be back next week on RAW, and my head will be perfectly fine. And Vince has promised to put me in a warm-up match, to see if I’m ready for Backlash.” He says. (Rating: A) Rob Conway bursts into Vince’s office, Vince is one the phone. “Yeah, I know, did you see the looks on their faces? Oh, I’ll call you back Shane, I’ve got something to take care of.” Vince hangs up. ”This had better be good.” Vince says. “Of course it’s good Vince. I was just wondering what possessed you to make Matt Hardy #1 Contender to my title.” Rob asks. “Your title? YOUR TITLE?” Vince yells. “This company belongs to me. Everything in this building is mine. Including [i]your[/i] title.” “Ok, ok. But seriously, why him? Isn’t there someone, I don’t know… A little less… aggressive than him? Why not put me up against one of those new guys they’re talking about on WWE.com?” Rob asks, like he’s trying to talk Vince out of it. “Are you questioning [i]my[/i] decision? I will make whatever match I want. And that’s final.” Vince orders, and Conway runs out. (Rating: A) Backstage we see an unfamiliar face, a cruiserweight by the look of him, and behind him is a larger man, whose head is out of the shot. The camera zooms back to show that the larger man is William Regal, the crowd pops. “A few months ago I left the WWE, it was clear there was nothing for me here. I went back to my hometown of Blackpool, England, and rested. I thought my time in wrestling was through. But then I saw something that changed my mind. I saw a man with all the talent to become a major superstar, all he needed was a little guidance. And guidance he received. I began teaching him the ways of the business, and I have decided to bring my new protégé here, to the WWE, to make his impact on the world. Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you… Mark Belton, the ‘Five Star Flash’” Regal says, in his usual snobby English accent. (Rating: C+) *Commercial* [CENTER][B][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/thEdge1.jpg[/IMG]vs[IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/ReneDupree.jpg[/IMG] Edge vs Rene Dupree[/B][/CENTER] This match was good. Nothing special, but a good match all the same. Both workers got the crowd going with their heel-tactics, but eventually Edge hit the Spear and got the 1-2-3. (Rating: B) Edge grabs a mic. “Did you see that Hulkster? I won. Something you couldn’t do last week. Now I’m not comparing Batista to Rene Droopy over there, but that still makes me better than you. In fact, I’ll bet you $1000 that you can’t beat Rene next week.” Edge says, throwing his mic down. (Rating: A) *Commercial* [CENTER][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/brand.gif[/IMG] [B]King of the Ring Tournament Round 1 [IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/Booker_T.jpg[/IMG]vs[IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/Randy_Orton.jpg[/IMG] Booker T vs Randy Orton[/B][/CENTER] These two stars begin brawling all around the ring, once again two heels in the ring means there’s a lot of cheating going on. A low-blow here, a thumb to the eye there. Booker puts the Legendkiller away with a Book-End in 27:16. (Rating: A) Show Rating: B+ Attendance: 1000 (Sold Out) Viewers: 374, 587
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